0) gg-fgt VOL. XXV, NO. il ASTORIA, ORBGOiV, 'JTESDAY, JANPA11Y 20, J88(S. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. BUSINESS CAKDS. f. n- THOMSON, K- - COOVITT. J THOZHSOS' & COOVEBY. j Attorneys at Law and Uotaries Public. . Special attention pnen to collections ami examining titles. j OvFicr Rooms 4 and ."., mei City lrk Stole. 1 i:. "jlAitTi.. c. i, Architect and Civil Engineer. Okh'K-ltooni U, KniRSit- or P..!"'8 Ruildmg. J Sl. a. X.. ami .. A. i'l 2.TO.V Physician ami Nitrsi'im1.. - in he pronmt :it tent inn to all calls, .din any pait of the cit oi coimtij. Oil.ee mtT AHenS More, comer Cms and -i n-mnmia streets, .stoiia. OiegOM. Vpltonc o. 41. 5 i. FlMMi. IAr. Pliy.icJ.nn ant! Sin'x.oi. Oflice. Roomfi. over 1). A. Mcintosh s stoie. IhUCBliOl'KS- 1 loll A. 51. :-s to r. I'. M. Residence, opposite the.lohai.M'ii liutldiiit; pvlt. O. . J'JSTES. PJlYMriA.N AXU M'KOEOX. Ori'H ': .im RuiMing. up Mairs. A4oiia, Oiegon. D it. Ai.KScr.o Kixxr.v. OFFICE IN ODD FELLOW'S BVILQWG, Morning Houis. t 11. Allenioim Hours. to 1. Evening Honr,7 to s -JW ; At all otlier tunes emiuire at liis rooms over ("ooilitian's Root ami Mint toie. ..K.l A. ItOltltt. OXO. N01.M MX. fc IMIKKIS. At'lORNI'IV AT 1.AV.. Ottlc in Kin:ie'2 Hh''3. . pp..sie Ot Hall. Astoi la, Oregon. av. t ui.ixv. - I'l'W rSTB.TS BSKrTSlKKS. ATTOKNE. AT LAW. Rooms 5 and G.Odd Fellows Building. TTkLO I I'AKIiKEC SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AND Ex-City Surveyor of Astoiia nnlce 2. I. eoinerOassaud A storMtceK .'oonilso.ii STJ Mtnir.". r l. a. mowIjKY. vtloriiry ami C.nu-eIIir s.l J.aw, Mice on Chenamus Stuet. AMmla, Oregon. P I. W'lXTO.X, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Rooms No. 11 and 12. PytUitiH Castle IJMild 'ng. j AT. -VWiTlill. JS. IV. VHYSICIAS AM) SUKUKON H kick Ro&ms l. . Ktot 3. Pythian UwU "r. Rrsiihinoe On Odur Slieci. buck ol st. MarjS Hospital. A. V.. SHAW. DENTIST. l!ooins in Allen", lluilditu'. np tixiVK. wr er Oats and biieinMu.i trt-ts. An.i )xcon. XOTAllY ITKLlf. Si'rcl:ci'Of Tttlew, Abstracter nl Conveyancer. O.Hlce 0:1 Cass -Street, 3 doiusout Si or As inrian oRice, Astori j. Oregon. General Agency of W . n. AS) A SIC, Real Estate, ItiMirattcc anil 3Iunry l'niperties for Sale or U'liie in t'pper Aitou.i. Accounts Adjustei, ami Hook Keeping done on hliort Xoiree. Olnee uitliCol. hpeddeu. cor. .letiersoii and Cass stieets, Astona. Oregon. A. . AI Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Qroeerfes, MILLPEED. Glass and Plated Ware, TIMI'ICAI. AND UOiMESTH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. Toother wan Wines, Liquars.Tcbacco.Gig. rs Hong Yik & Co. Tin' uiidersitied are doinv, lu iev, under tin above name. Corner C'hciiaxnus mmI lleuicm Sts 3P1x3lo Teas, Groceries and Provisions. Contractors for Chinese Labor. ASTORIA, OREGON. JOE GIM FEE. All CHIT. OHU FIN. CHU CU HO. Wi RSfSftPiP' twp rePPAT .iiniBgy -'6 OB IB? Cures k 9 K E & ' llSly Neuralgia. Ii:iclfaclie. IJcailselie. Toothache. Sprains, Srci-tci, etc., etc. Pilce, l'lfty Cents. At Druggists and Dealers. THE CHARLES A. YCGELER CO., Sole Pro?' UALT1M02K, JUSVULSD, U.S.A. 1 just what its name isiplit.. Purely Vegetable Ccrapouad, that acts directly upon, the ier curing the many diseases iqcldenyto that im. portant organ, and pevpkting the nu Dyspspsi T&idice, Biliousness CosenesRWiarla, Sickvheadache, RhetoipnJeta It is therefore 2 3:uisinuir"ToliaTe Good Health :he Liver must be kept in order." DR. SAHTOEB'S LIVES IKYIGOEATOE fuvizoratca the Liver, Uectilatcs the Bow sis', Strcnirtlicng the S'stcm, PuriGca llic Biooil.Afsi.-t I)" restion, PrcvenlsFcvcrs. Is a Houschf.M .Need. An Invaluable Family Medicine for common complaints. E2. SAirrOHD'3 LI7EE UTTIGOEATCIL An. experience cf Forty years, anil TAou ianda'cf Testimonials proze its ITcrit. FOH SAI.S JIT AI.T. X)ET.rU3 Et STETDICrVuS For full lafonnition tend your address for 1CK f,-njr.,K,-w on the "I'vcr and its d'a." U VaMOCO 3UANS ST.. XZ7 -iCltK Kit TORP2D BOWELS. DISORDERED UVEE?, and PSALARIA. From 1 liese cOure?3 arise tlireo-fonrths oft'iutliacasescftlaCLuiiiaiiiace. TlK-e iyiiii.tomg mdieatc the.r cxi-l-r.ee. 2oks of Apictlte. Bowels costive, Kick Ilcatinclie, fullticss nfter eat-inq-, nersion to czct tIox c'Uoily or mtiid.i:ructsliouorfoRd,ZrritabiN ityortemper,"i3T.vsplrit"', A feeling olliat Inj neglected soiacdMty,liz 2jiesH,FluttcrInrattlieIIeart,IoU before the eves, hijjhlj colored Ui!iie,COXSTi;ATIOA',aml demand the Use of ui exnedy tiiat aelslirectlvoa tho Liver. AsaLivcrinoclieincTDTI'S I'IEjTCS ha e no equal. Thciractionon Hie Kidneys and fakia ia also prompt; Tcmoving all imparities throuali tlieso tiircc ' scavciifjcra of tho sjktetn' producing appetite, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear sldn and a vig orous body. TCTT'S PIIHS C4iuse no nausea 01 griping nor interfere "Willi dullv vroEk aiud arc a perfect A FIT! D OTE. TO MA LA H 1 A. sold c .-er-vr'n-re23:. OlliKft 1 y. urr.; fct.N Y. TOTTS HAIB DYE. Gray Hair or Wiiiski.cs changed in. stantJy to aCLossv Ulack by a single application of this DvK. Sold by Drug fiats.orsentby express on recefptofSL Oflice, 44 lurrav Street. New York. sniii iLiiiuiL c? vzsnu heceipw ras. AHEAD OF ALL C03EPET1T0RS! Capitol Flour, Manufactured b the Full i:o!Ier I'loccss, b the Salem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co.. mmitfdJ The onlv flour tiiat has taken 1'irst Vrhc tiiree yc:irs in micccs!oii at the lORTiAXI MKCKAXr:'. FA I It. Also at State Fair. One trial is sufficient tocomince of its si:j,e rionty. Fee tiiat the word CAl'ITOLisoii eaclisaek GEOKCn SIIIEI,, 8 Staik St.. I'oitland Agent. 1I.SON & FISHER. Astoria Agents. :urnished Rooms. MKS. 10 F. C. lOM)EN HAS ONE XICE own Vkitli tire, and two or three sin- I gle rooms, to lent. Kuquue cmer Main i and .fflTeroii streets. IJoard if desired. For Rent. piIK M'IIAIKG KNOWN AS MCSIC i Hall, ionnerlv occupied bv Kobt. Will gien. Fully furnished and ready for business. i .aioo im iiumtiug lormeny occupied uy 'Jeffs restaurant, where Jeff made his fort 1 STT ra&K9Stf"M9K3&fiCC-SSB'-B ixjHi,im.- 1 liyTI. une. I Both buildings are in the best business lo 1 cation in the citv. A good chance for the j right man. I Foi particular! applv to Casper baltes. I Uerninnla Saloon. wonsTLiNa. Some Reasons WIiyMenand Even Women TVIilaUc. It is an accomplishment which proves very useful in a variety of emergencies. 3Iany a young man going home from seeing "his girl and plodding over a lonely country road would have been scared to death only that he had whistled up his courage; otherwise he would have been look ing about for ghosts and highwaymen and got frightened by the sound of every falling leaf or perambulating cat. Tiie whistle prevents him from hearing mysterious sounds and his attention being taken up with trying to follow the tune and working his eyebrows in unison, will have no time to look about for what might be lying in wait for him. And before he knows it, he will arrive at the paternal domicile and have to study about getting into the house without awakening his father. Many a man and a great many more ladies have been prevented from committing the sin of profanity because they whistled when they pounded their forefinger instead of the tack with which they were at tempting to fasten the carpet toward the evening of a spring-cleaning day. Men whistle when they are happy and they whistle when they are sad. When you see a carpenter or a house painter pushing the plane or slabbing on the paint and whistling a lively air at tho same time set him down as a man who pays his debts, is cheer ful, at home, and never whips the children. "When the latter task has to be performed, his wife has to do it. When a man is sad ho whistles in a doleful tone. Nine times out of ten he won't choose a dismal air, but he will whistle a lively tune, a hornpipe or a negro minstrel end song. And he will draw the melody in and out between his lips in a way to draw tears from all listeners. .Sometimes" a man accomplishes the same result when he is cheerful and trying to whistle real good. When a man is studying some complex problem, wondering how lie can live at the rate of $2,000 a year on a $500 income, or something of that sort, if he has not got something to smoke he will whistle, lie will walk up and down the room or the back yard, or he will sit in a rocking chair and thrusting his hands as far as the elbows into his pants pockets and whistle whistle softly. When a man is suddenly surprised at a preposterous statement, if he is very profane he will say: "II and d nation!" If mildly profane he will say: "The d 11" If not at all wicked he will whistle : " W-h-e-w ! " Girls cannot whistle well as a rule. Now and then there is one who can, but she is an honorable exception to the rule. There is one pretty, golden haired creature in Denver, who can wnistie nrsi-rate, out tiie uoys usually do not appreciate it, and they let her know it. But girls, as a rule, w histlc in a jerky, disconnected sort of way and groan mildly between the notes. There used to be a pious old deacon of the Baptist Church who was con tinually whistling, although nobody ever was known to hear him. lie was a fat, happy-looking old gentle man, and lie used to walk with a slow, rolling gait, which, in a shorter man and one of quicker movements, would have degenerated into a wad dle, lie always walked with his hands behind him and his lips pursed into the attitude of a perpetual whis tle. Thus he would roll along tho quiet streets of the town where ho passed his peaceful life, ever with the whistle just about to emerge from hi3 lips, but still it never escaped. When he was very young, his school mates, his sweetheart, and later his wife, and the brethren and sisters in the church, his neighbors, children, and grandchildren, at the early stages of their acquaintance with him, waited for the tune, but all were disap pointed and he died and made no sound. Doubtless there was a tune in his mind of so rollicking and worldly a character that his position in the church would not allow him to let it go forth to set a bad example to the young. And so he heroically restrained the earthly desire and went down to his grave with the pucker upon his lips and the world none the worse for his having whis tled all to himself. Denver Tribune. 'OlC tike HI Father. The other evening there were sov eral visitors at Colonel Grandson's house. The colonel takes great de light in "showing off" his little son, and when the boy appeared at the parlor door the colonel said : "Come in, Henry. Speak to the ladies and gentlemen. Ah, that's a man." "He is a fine little fellow," said Mrs. Graftney, one of the visitors. "Come here, my little man." The boy approached her. and per mitted her to lift him onto her lap. "Why, you are heavy. How old are you?" ".Six years, goin' on seven." "Yes, and you'll soon be a man. What are you going to do when you become a man?" "Do like pa does." "How does he do?" "Oh, sometimes when he comes home at night he falls over a chair " " Henry !" exclaimed the colonel. "Falls over a chair, and when maw gits mad he says it's a pretty way for a woman to go on just because a man takes two beers and " The colonel had seized him. Odd 7r2nrriases. The Row D. R. Lowell, of the Ash Grove Methodist Church in this city, read a paper before a small but atten tive gathering in the lecture room of the Hudson Avenue Methodist Church. He dwelt upon the dif ferent ways that people present them selves for" marriage, the sad results of some marriages, and the amusing incidents that occur. Mr. Lowell said: "All that pertains to the work of the ministry is of interest, and profitable to us as we exchange our thoughts in conference. Every min ister has various experiences in start ing people in married life. Sometimes these experiences are pleasant, some times sad and amusing, and often times very annoying. " One of the strange cases was where a colored man had become enamored of an Irish girl, and they finally presented themselves for mar riage. After the ceremony had been performed they left apparently happy. On the day following, the man re turned and wanted the marriage un done, but all I could do was simplv to refer them to a lawyer. Another case that is amusing, and yet sad, is where 1 once married a young couple and when I had pronounced them man and wife the young man paid me $1, and explained he was unable to pay more, as he had just lost what little money he had possessed. A short time afterward his wife died and this young man came to borrow $2 from me, promising to return it in a day or two ; but instead of return ing it he went to a neighboring min ister and was remarried on my money. I was once called to a house to per form the rites of marriage, having the certificate, all made out, with me. At the house the friends were all wait ing. The table was spread with a bounteous supply. "When it was time for the ceremony the bridegroom came forward, not leaning on the arm of the groom, but she was supporting him. He was so much under the influence of liquor as to be unable to walk. At my request he was seated and I had a" talk with the intended bride, and learned that she was the daughter of lich and respectable par ents. Her father was to shower a dowry of $.10,000 on her at the time of marriage, and she insisted on mar rying this poor drunken. wretch, v. ho did not own a dollar. I flatly refused, and left the house, taking the certif icate with me, as I did not deem it right to marry a man that did not know v.lutl he was about. " These are some of the few cases that have come to my notice. Often times I am ompe!Icd to turn coup't'.i awav that present themselves for marriage, '.or various reasons. The fees of ministers vary for pei fanning the eeiemony. Sometimes they u ceivt as high as $20 and more." and range from t hat as low a $! ainlnoth ing. Oftentimes some asW to havt the fee trusted, which is always done. Some frequently agree to uav inou. and others never pay at all." Al bany Express. What a IlOuhs: Couple Did. A charming family hotel was built in a suburb of Boston two years since. It was furnished with all modern conveniences and inconveniences. There were electric bells in a row at the door, so that the afternoon caller could ring up nine different and peaceful maid servants before getting into communication with the family she came to see; there were fire escapes and telephones, and elevators and speaking tubes, and, for aught I know, safety-valves and sub-marine cables. But the crowning joy of all was the fact that no children were allowed within its walls. It was built for the accommodation ofchild less couples, and to ten childless couples were the suites let. How great was the quiet and calm of that sheltered retreat, until one ill starred morning, when the cry of an infant, shrilly and piteously, broke the stillness I Horror and in dignation on the part of nine guilt less couples; and yet, so weak is humanity, that before the end of the second year there were children in seven of the ten families. The child less couples were childless no more, and when the owner of the building complained to his friends of the un fair treatment he had received at the hands of his tenants, they all laughed in his face and advised him to let apartments to bachelors. KrerOj Complexions. If j ou have humors, pimples, bolls, eruptions, it is because thesystriu needs toning ami purifying. Nothing gives such good health, smooth skin and vig orous feeling as Simmons Liver Regu lator, purely vegetable and not unpleas ant to the taste. The Regulator stimu lates the liver, cleanses the eyes and skin of. yellowness, improves digestion and makes the breath pure and sweet. Kir ''ackers come from Canton, u!hi ih-v are mad by -i-.i-ts hire I ;! the 'overiiMieut a i!u tat; o t re i"iitj a daj .' !.( wo ': i- e. " : K-iile the pr s.n St. Jacobs Oil will cure All pains we endure; Its power is quick and sure. Stockholders' Meeting. OTOCKHOLDERS OF THE FISHER O men's Pke:. Co. are hereby notified that a. special meetint; will beheld at the com pany's oflice at Upper Astoria, Or., on Satur day. Feb. c. ISSC.at 9 A, M., for the consider ation of general business. By order of the President. U. E. KELSON, Secretary. MARKETS. STAR MARKET. : WHERRY & COIIIPAWY, Fresh and Cured Meats,! Vegetatoles , FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS OPPOSITE OCCIDENT HOTKI ClIK-VASIl'S Streer. Astoria. Og Washington Market. 3Ialn trccl, - nhvI.i, Oregon. It Ell ii. U AX &. CO. 5l"JOi-5Z:T0 5. ' KESPKCTFULLV CAL!. THE ATTh's tiiin of the public to the fact that M. , auove.u.uKct wuialnay e supplied win .t FUU. VARIETY AXI KEST QUA Ml .iv- FRESH AHD CURED MEAT- l l Which will be sold at lowest rates, vhoV sale and retail . ySpreial attention gien to supplying .ships. E. B. Franklin, SQUEIYIOQUA STREET, NKXT TO TUB ASTOKIAN IiriLDIXO. C2rAll work dune in a skillful manner on short notice at reasonable rates. -AGENC5T- OFSN FRANCISCO. Havel's Wharf and Warehouse, Astoria. Oregon ("aii'ipry Supplies at Lowest Prices. Storare and Insurance at Current Rates. Banking Department Interest allowed on Time I)eosits. Drafts on the Icadinrj Cities of the World JtfO.F.McGOVERN, Agent, (en. IS. Stewart, Accountant, and Agent Northern Pacific Express Co. The New York Novelty Store ! Por tiie Next 30 Days We will sell our Stock of Merchandise, Noveltie".. Etc., at San Francisco cot, with freight added. We propose to Inaugurate a general, sweeping and bona fide Clearance Sale, our intention being to dLsjiose of anv and everything at present on hand, to make room for our NEW STOCK which will arrive about February 1st, 18. Remember that this is no sham "Closing Out Sale", but a GE.N'UINT CLEAKAXCE SALE! The public are cordially invited ocall and evimuieiiurgiMidsuud prices, ami convince theuisnivt-s of the truth of onravsertions. HEW YORK NOVELTY STORE! Opposite the Parker House, Main Street. Astoria. Oregon. Wlff. EDGAR, Dealer in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. CORNER MAIN AND CHENAMUS STS. Astoria and Seaside BAKERIES, ED. JACKSON, - Proprietor The best Bread, Cakes and P.istiyintheCity, Ice Creams and Ornamental "Work to order Manufacturer of Fine Candies. Annual Meeting. milE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE P. L. 9. .t II. Association will be held hi Liberty Hall at Astoria the evening of Saturday the 13th Feby., 1S?C. at 7 o'clock. WM. L. McEWAN, Sec. Money to Loan o N APPROVED SECURITY. COUNTY uruers uougnr. Apply at tne omce or F. D. WINTON. Meriata' wA ftHiet Mater, WlT COHiM l RflDRniR'S Irish Flex Threads i HAVE NO EQUAL ! ll 111 IhmmiHiiW 'IWII !i"-?Tt'f"""""""B"""'iiiii OT5Mfli"fa. ""E"FTCff Jut """Hi r?7U"""""""Kr',',,l,l,i r2SjfiM5pBSHiiiiiBHB"uv,i'- HHKHflHwijlBHHH"aia''"i Pli lifiSKJi-KlBK J?S&? VHJUBNFUXM1LI.USBURN.IREU Tt HOUSE FOUHDEDJ-1784-.-. J? .S? OAtcP Vftu' ! Jpsh3fchfU3 GRAND. PRIZE PARIS 1878. THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT TIIE VARIOUS THAN TIIE (J00DS THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN T1JE Qaulity can Always n Expe encefl Fishermen HENRY DOYLE & CO., 5 1 7 and 5 1 9 Market Street. SAN FRANCISCO, AUFA'TM VOU PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twines, Rope and Netting Constantly on- Hand. THE NEW MODEL '"' .', riJS!-- r., r .. . t . I, v r' 'LLjriiiiitjBwzrzrr A FTJLI, STOCK The Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially tltted up for the Comfort and Convenience of those who enjoy a Social 01acs. The Best or Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. K. "L. JEFFREY, Prop'r. Colli Transportation Comuany, FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time I THE NEW -TELEPHONE- Which has been specially built for the comfoit of passengers will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M, Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at -6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M- -An additional trip will be made on Sunday of Each lVeeU, leaving Portland at 9 O'cloek Sunday 3Iorulnr. Passengers bj this route connect at Kalania tor Sound ports. OF ANY OTHER WOULD. be Depended on ! RAN(E CAN IJE HAD IN AS TORIA ONLY OF &s AGEiNT I'ALL AND EXAMINE IT. YOU" WILL BE PLEASED. K. 1C. HAWES 19 also afent forlho Buck patent Cooling Stove And other flrat-ciasd Stoves. Furaacn Worlf. Steam Fit tirrjjK. fitc, a specialty. ALWAYS ON HAND. Carnahan & Co. SUCCESSORS TO I. W. CASE, IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN GENERAL MERCHANDISE 'orner Chenamus and Cas3 streets. ASTOKIA - - - OREGON STEAMER use Otlier U. B. SCOTT, President!