0 && ASTORIA, OREGON, SUXDAY, JAXUVRV :M, 1880. OL. XXY, NO. 20. PRICE. DIVE CENTS. Ei?m 1 R ilUL I It I I 1 1 mm A L LI L L LLJI L BUSINESS CARDS. C . P THOV?OV, r. e. coovricr. THttmsO:? & CGOTS&T. Attorneys at Law and ITotftries Public. Special attention given to cHertitms uud . examining title Offio Koom4 wii ,. City Hookj Store. r B. JIAltTIX. l. ' Architect and Civil Engineer. Ol I ii v Room .. Kii;dit- f r.IWi Kiuldliu:. D s:.. a. u. ami .s. a. t'S'artvx. Will mie pnumd atieiufcMi Ift all nlK. -i.i.uh jtaxi of tV eiij or cfwnJry. OCecover AlleiiS SJire. ranter (Vw Hid 'i mMiM.tln-,ls. AvJf'iu1, orcpw. 1 'i ItlliHK o. -11. ) s:. FitAMi 5'Ae Ot.ice, RooniC, uwr i. A. Melntfwh suture. orrirKlIori:"!: 'Mull . . :-3Ufi r.M. Res.dence. iHMNt' Ihe.lofaaiiseH ItiHdHit' 1) IJ. . . !T!N I'll YSK'IAN AND M'KCEOW oi'Mi i .-ii! UHiMmji. iJr. AsJorin. )f'MH OFFICE IN ODD FELLOW'S BUS LOINS, ?.'.innitg llrs. i 1 11. Altt'lIKHIll liKHIV.-lO t. l.fiiii)K Hmw,71 -5W; At all fttln'i tiling fHfjMir. t his phoims mot ;tflniaiS l!Mrf awl Sinn s!m-.'. .i.i a. iiui:i. f:o. x:.--i i !X)i:M'S A'l LAW. Otsic- in KiHiK-j'.N U'.iK-l.. jjKt CI: (nil. AMiiim, OrRo. i . s l'1.1.N. " iti'"-- VI-IOKNK.S AT I.AV.. j:K)iii..rjiiil G.Odil Ft'Mnv lifiiUHny. I KJ.O b IWllllVAt SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AM) Ez-'City Surveyor of Astoria mid' :-. 1 ir Cavs ami A :.; stn-fl. Cooni N. 1'ji .ialr. l. A. SlOlVIIt'a. ? ItiorsjfV asl fi'ostxi lit' - lJtt. lllicf mi CiieiwimiSJ i !. Ai:i. : F. A S. WI.T.. ATTOKXEY AT LA W. i:ooit No. 11 ami 12, l'v sMwi CvHto Itail' -n. rilYSIUlAK ASI sURt Kiioi;-itiMM 1. 1. atid . ryllihMi in i i.K- i:iMKNCK Oil rKlr Slllft. l)MCk ! M. M.irS Hospital. A. i:. StEAW. DENTIST. itenms in Alien's UhiWhij:. p :!!-. i-.-: : Cass and SiH'njua -!rsl. Aln i ixcgtm. xotahy rri:i.n Scisrt'lirror Titles, Alsstractrr :in: Conviyasis'iT. Olllce on C.iss Stn't-l . " ilxrs miU li ftf A - -tttiiau filllce, A.stii.i, Oroj;ni. General Agency of vrr-iE. . aiuik, Real Lslat:', Insurance nnd 3Ioi!ey BROKER. Valnab'.p l'lopiTticsfoi Sal fir Lease in I'pper Astoria. - Accounts Adjusted, ami jjooi; Keeping none fin Minn .oi:ce. uaiee v.ithCol. hpPflilen. cor. .leiTeivf.ii ami t'.iss tieets, Astftua, Oieon. A. V. Mien, Wholesale and Ketail Dealer in MILL FEE). Glass and Piaicd Ware, TltOI'IOAL AND DOM'CSHr FRUITS &$ VEGETABLES. "SfiKetlier v.it' Wines, LlquorsjGbacco.Cig.- rr, Hong Yik & Co. The undersigned aie dinii l:s m-s, under 1 he .ibne name. Corner heiiaiiius:iiH! fe:ifo:i Ml. Groceries and Provisions. i Contractors for Chinese Labor. ASTORIA, ORECOK. ao e ;iiii ij:i. All CIIU. t'HU FIN. CHU CU HO. THE GHEAT ffl&P?3 Cures 15 E V V fc "" -w ...... .m & B fifitiis Neuralgia. Pi SSSS ZiJuttnelir, 12wac?c, Tcolliarlie, Sprsisi, Crcw-, cJc. etc. lic,J1tti t j. AtlrezgistandDcalci H!E CHARLCS A. VOeELCR CO., S&te Pre?' 823 H5S3 v KBLCIG TORPED BOWELS, DISORDERED &.SVE&. and VSALARtA. rroi)itlKseriurcc3ri-,of:i c ionrli.5 fliJio!i-t. irfihel..! .mi ret The symptoms indicate t r ii l.iiss r AipclUc, K.. Is coftivt, Sit I. IfeRttaclic, !a!'' . nltr cat injj.ji version St t rci j jt lj1y or mint!. Hrm (at ion nfl'.; iu.Ivi :irl;i i tf tni)ctXjuwnnir2t-..A.fVx!::!! Icfin-j the c, 1:21:1 v colored Urisic,roxSTXIATIO.Y.antltleiiiantl Uio use olurc'iiorfv lii.it e Is t!iec!lvoii thttLivt r. AsaLher ricilu incTUX'X'S 11 1.T..S h.i e no o.pi.tl. Tin miction oil the Kidiuys and Mvin is also :oui))l; re:no iiifj'all impurities through thvso thix-o " Nonvtnpjt ra of t!ic Msteia," liroliie"'iir nppttilo. soavil digestion, iegi.I ir stx)!,a. clear sin ami a. vig orouthotl. 'VI TT'SI'irr.Sciuseno n.ii' m ti jrnjiing nor iuteifens "vvitli ..til '.oH. ami are a perfect A NTt D OTE TO K! A f. A R i A. .(!.!. n wi.i Ljith"41 . mi t.NA. TiiiTTp HIPP S1V? GRAririKci;:Vrm .. ys clia:u 1 in. n:Miti 1.. ! .-. lli.u :!yas'iiglc a;il'atniioi:!ns li. . ?iA i"b Dnig r.st .f ir.M-nt b r ip!e.-.oniecc,ptof$l Ofle tt Mori iv "Jtet, New S'oik:. lUtTS KAOTil, c? rcrrct s:zi?rj rssz. i.te:S ta ngjoi? 6' SllwHTOIlMg Wil 1 5 jusc vhat its name inplu ; Purely Vegetable Ccrapound, ihal acts directly upon the Jver j curing the many diseases iic'denro that im. pcrtanl organ, and iJpating the na merous ailments tK1 ise from its deranged or ibrpaction, such as v DyspepsS Jdlce, Bili Cos'enessVf-.-iria, Sick-li Bilicusnes leaaacha RhcJapj mrctc. it is therefore s nruisrrAthdt "To liavc GoodHealtl :ha Lwer must "be 3:ept in order." DE. SAITrOSD'S LTVZ3. IKYIGGEATOE' rnviijorates tlicLivor, Hcf ulatcsthcBor- jlS btrcnathcnttlic SjJcm, l'urmcsllic Bioo.l.iVs- j-tsl) e-.'jon,PrcvcnlsFcTC!S. i a llouMh'ila aCcJ. An Invaluable La tnily ZIcdicinc tjr common complain' C3. EITOHS'S LTTZS IKVIGOELTGE. A'i(crience rf Frty years, and T! la'idirf lctitri'nuu2protctLi jlau. ro:t t.t: tiy ai.t. de mxrs xk Mnnu'iNC? F-T f"ll in formation -eil jonr atV.rcs for 101 '. - ok o'i She I "tr ad Hh f.ia-s." tc ' ' RNroEO 2- ucane et.. -i.osm crr W. E. BEHEST & GO, as'Iokia. t:i't:( Tarty uiMfK-k. DRUGS, CHEMICALS, TOILET and FaHGY ABTiGLES I'M'sfiijdMiis e.neitilh C'liutiMiunt'fd Aiu:. or AhL cojirKTiToirs! Capitol Flour, Mniiuf..ciiired U the I'till i:llei l'fK-ess, hj te Salcn: (Or.) Cp.pito! Flour MiHs Co.. li.miTiri 1 'l ih fnly tlwir lltai Has tak n KirM lrie thr.vi' jeart in sinrsfcHi .t i i AlsutU St-.te e'Mir tl.l- trUt lslf2ri.t0HiMe4'tf Us vi:js-- liiwltj. "is- that tfce word rAl'lTOLHifMi eaeli sucK i:itOi:K SiiIKL.8 StaiK St.. I'.ut'niwl Agent. WILSON ,t 1'LSUKi:. Astoria AkimiIs. Furnished Rooms. . ft?lW. I". ('. 110LDEN HAS ONI! X1PK itA. H),ini with lire, and two or three sin gle looms, to lent Kmiuiie corner Main and .letter-sou streets. Board it desiied. aSJ soil i g-V BUS ?2i i?Va S5l Sl Itt'IiDETTE'S SER3I0X. Ktory of the I'rodiffal Son Told to Tsvo Hundred Tramp. Two hundred as able-bodied tramp3 ; as ever lodged in a jolice station on a cold night tendered Bob Burdette, the funny man of the Brooklyn Lagle, a reception at me lecture room ot the Sunday Breakfast Association, on Twelfth Street, above Kace. The extraordinary occasion had called for so unusual a" u-e of .oap and water that Uie habit tips of the place felt st ran n, found it hard to recognize one another, and, as a consequence, did not deport thenisolves with tiicir wonted jieniality. The 200 gentle men of leisure occupied the choice beats in the body of the church and the uninitiated into the Freemasonrv of thi? craft hunted places in the gal leries and in the side pews. Despite the fart that Mr. Burdette is excessively bashful he was placed the central flower in a bouquet of pretty jrirls who vocalize for the delectation of the patrons of the soup kitchen. When the humorist looked over the high desk and called his hosts, "rav brothers," the most ap preciable difference between him and tluin was that they had plentv of ban and it stood o'n end, while he hadn't much left to blow away and it was plastered over a spot on top of the hea 1 v. ith secretive intent. Tak ing it for granted that each of the gentlemen before him had spent a handsome patiimony in luxurious living at some more" or less t emote period in his existence, he preached a little sermon on the prodigal son. "My brothers," he said, carefully running his lingers over the slicked spot on his head, "a man is a man, drunk or sober. The world doesn't want you to be an eternal apologist. I'm the poorest man in the world to preach, because I don't want to scold. I would rather excuse a man in a column and a half than accuse him ten lines' worth. But I don't know that a drunkard is the greatest crim inal in the world. Somehow I've got an id-a a lier's worse than a drunk ard, bcau?e he sins deliberately. You can't lie by accident. There "is no hall-way place. You can't claim a scratch. Kvory one is a good shot. "Then theio's stealing. When a man steals he doesn't intend to con vey or misappropriate. He steals because he don't tell the owner ho intends to take the property. If I stop a man and tell him to "'whack up' or I'll whack him over the head, I'm a thief. If a man lies to me in a horse trade and beats me and perad veuture I don't beat him and I never could get the best of a horse trade that man steals from me. Any one of these crimes is meaner than getting drunk. Drink is a great levcler. It is as good as death at that business. It will level the rich man as quickly as the poor and send them both rolling in the gutter. ""Heard about the prodigal son? Of course you have. You were all of you prodigals, only yon haven't gone back to the old man yet. The prodi gal was a gallus young chap. His father was mayor of the town, I be lieve. When he went out of town he had a Saratoga full of store clothes, a high hat, a cane, a shirt that but toned behind, two-buttoned, lemon colored kid gloves, and a diamond. All the other boys envied him. And he had a stocking full of money. "The prodigal had a good time a right down uproarious good time drunk even' night and a head on him in the morning. Didn't know what to do with his moncv. His friends did, though. They always fiid out. There had to come that dreadful fifteen minutes when a man goes through his clothes and finds not a red. Then the bar-keeper threw him out. When that prodigal boy footed it back in his old straw hat rim, a gunny sack and nothing but stone bruises on his feet, he arranged a pretty little speech for the old man. Ilf Mllll'r vmllnnntinln 41. n ...!.. lie wanted a soft berth in the kitchen. But before he trot near nnnmrli W f tm dogs to bark at him the old man .saw him and he et things up handsomely. He put his own clothes on him, put a blood-stone i ing on his linger, and put fiddlers in the corner. "Now turn your backs upon the husks and the swine, my friends, and come home to the old man come home to your fiiemls." Under'the genial influence of Mr. Buidette's sermon a dozen of hi3 hearers signed the pledge. The iuitly Excused Him. A noted scientist had his entire wardrobe stolen from him last week with the exception of a few paper collars. He had an engagement to call on a young lady up the Hudson River. He sent the following dis patch : "I have had all my clothes stolen except some paper collars. Hut that fact will not deter me from coining." He received the following telegram in respense: "If yon have nothing but paper collars'to wear do not come. I love French ait, but not French realism." The author of "Delusions of Acci dent" said lie liked literal trmsla tions, but not to such an exteut. fN. Y. Express. Thc boy wbo was twelve years old last year, but lias recently scored anotber birthday, sbould not be per mitted to eat with the family, be cause thirteen at table is considered very unlucky Lynn Union. The railroads of Pennsylvania ein ploy 70,000 men. The XiCtter I in Spanish. A few days since a stranger from the unconverted wilds of the east, where tenderfeet attain their highest state of sensitiveness, came out to Albuquerque, New Mexico, to visit a friend. While walking along Rail road Avenue he said to his friend : "There goes a man I met up at La Junta," giving the j its natural pro nunciation. "You mean La Hunta," the friend replied. ''That is a Spanish name, and in that language j lakes the sound of h." "Is that so? Well, I must try to catch onto that." After strolling along a short dis tance further he asked : ' Where are these Jemes Springs, of which I sec so much in tho papers?" "You should call them IIaymcs3 Springs; they are over here in the mountains about sixty miles." "Darn the language it breaks me all up. That's a pretty nice house over there that Arm! jo House, isn't it?" and again he gave the j its proper pronunciation. "You mean the Armiho House; yes, it's a good one, too." "Damischa way of abusing the English alphabet. I reckon, then, that must be the HalTa Bros.' store down the street there?" "Xo, that is not a Spanish name. I think it is French. However, it is pronounced as spelled." " Well, how in Santa Fe is a fellow goin' to tell what's Spanish and what isn't? Why couldn't they build their language accordin' to the origi nal plans?" "Oh, you'll soon catch on. You will find it safest to give the Spanish pronunciation to nearly evcrj'thinj here.'" An hour later they sat down at the table of the San Felipe Hotel, and, after scanning the bill of fare, the stranger said to the waiter: " You may bring me a nice, huicy piece of roast beef, some pig's howl with caper sauce, some fricasseed hack-rabbit, some pork with apple belly, some boiled potatoes with the backets on unskun, you know some tarts with currani ja I mean currant ham, and, ah, some " At this point the waiter swooned and the guests in the room let out a roar of laughter that gave the chan deliers the chills and fever. This made the stranger mad, and he leaped to his feet like a crazy man, took off his coat and threw it down on the floor and stamped on it and hewled: "You fellers are try in' to play me for a sucker, but by the eternal, you've struck the wrong snag! Whoopee! (and he jumped up and slapped his fis(s) I'm a destroyin' cyclone from Illinoy, an' I kin lick the hull crowd ! Spanish? I kin sling more Swinish in a holy minute than Montezuma could in a year! Kin I? Well I should ehaculate that I kin! Let some idiot pull oil" his backet and hump onto me, an' the first time I hit 'im he'll think he has the him hams! Spanish? Oh, I guess not! My name's Jercmi I mean llerc miah Hones, from llacksonville, Illinoy, an' when my dander's up I'm a ravin' hyena! You played me for a sucker, but you mustn't budge a man by his looks. Whoop, go sound thchubikv. Somebody come out and face me. Let some liim ci ow galoot come to the front and criticise my Spanish hargon!" His friends got hold of him and took him from the loom, and as he went through the floor he remarked: "i kin takeahoke, but, by Hesus, it makes me mad for a lot o' hack aB.ses to try to plav me for a greciey." Albuquerque (X. M.) Democrat. tfioM's IHitEiiIsiou cil Pur 'oi Liter OH vvilli HypuptttispMlU's. 1 .ioW a Sjj-cific fur C"iuitMtlion. Tin thfiistiuK ft U-.liimmiaN we haw ifffiwii fiiiin siilifivi'. w!io hae liecn IKTiiiniieiitlv cund b Scott's Emulsion NatNli-s us that it will eiitf consumption in :icnrh singe-, and alliviate if mt cure in lis Jaiu rtage. - e .!! -.I.Tflil! V .' ' - M U !,.. I iv Hit- Ju- - . . ' I- ii. '!:! " .!.! . i -: r'u.t..i . People who sigh for the good old time, forget there were many discom forts then. When .Toll had Ins boilf, St. .lacoh? Oil was not known. Now it heals all. pain?. Mrs. Whitclaw Reid reads her titlo to several millions in her own right. Mi-.. A. T. Stewart is credited with a fortune of $::0,000,000. . I (ientle Stimulus Is iiuj-atlt it Ifi Hie kidneys and Madder l llostetti i's stomach Hitters wliiili is mast ii-chit in oercfliiilng torpidit of tlicye. nr aiis. Itesides infusing more attivily into Hh-ih. tills ev.ee lent tonie endows them with .idiiitioirtl vigor, and im.iihs tliein the bet ter to uiiderjto tlie we.tr ami le.ir tif the ili eh.tiviiii; film t.oii ini ti d ii tin in by nat uie. Muvir.:ist!ii are tin Iisiimel for llie tseajf i leiiam inn unties from tlie lib d,linrtMsfsllirir usefulness b sirenth- eiiiu and in .iltl.TtilK stiiiiulatiii' tin m. In ; certain uiorb d conditioisof these important 1 oreaiiH 11 ev fall into asliiKgLsh .state, whieli 1 is tlie Usual precursor of disease. What then I e in lie ti stealer sen ne than a uinlieuie winch it:i els tlieni to greater acliv itj v hen slothful'.' 2io maladies are more perilous tliau thOM' whieli effect Hie kiduew and a medicine which avrits the petti should be highly esteemed. Sleepless Nieliis maile miscnible byihatitHrilile cough, bhiloh's Cine is ( the remedy for j on. Sold by V. K. 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If jou are a inuera' te sufferer with Const iii.ition, !-:edii and Ililiuutncss, seek r. i at once in Simmons Liver Regular, r It docs not require continual doling, and costs but a tntle. 1 1 u ill cure ou If jouvvake up in the morairg with a outer, bau taste in jour n-.uutli. TA Simmons Liver Regulator It cor. reels the lidious Stomach, sweetens the llreath. and cleanses the Furred 1 ongue. Children often need some safe Cathar tic and Tonic to avert approaching sickness Simmons Liver Regulator will relieve Colic, Head, ache. Sick Stomach. Indigestion. Dysentery, and tlie Complaints incident to Childhood. At any time jou feel your system needs cleansing, toning, regulating w itiiout violent purging, or stimulating without intoxi cating, take iiLktalik PREPARED BY J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. PRICK. S1.0O. MARKETS. STAR MARKET. I WHERRY & COMPANY, KiT.sh and Tumi Bloats, Vog'ota'bles, FRUITS. SUTTER, and EGGS. .Tom ii orciBLvr norn. 'MJ. iai'S Slivi't. Ahtoriu, Ok. Washington Market. h Haiti tiirl, Ulinlii, Ocr&nit. :j hum v a o. rKoritif-.TOK p.sM'irn'i i.ia call 'i hi: altkn- S& taut id the imiilie to the fact that the liini'JI iritt iv ill ahvas lie supplied with a I t l.t. VMMKTY AND KIWI' QUALITY f Ehrl AKD CURED MEATS I ! Wlueli will lie sold at Ioue-a rates, ulinle- s.tie ai'd retai' . rV.Npt-eial .tltentiiiii yiven to .snppljtu .!llS B. E. Franklin, s & - .1'. ' 'JimMk &:-." j&ZsZ&JSza&l - -- Ui.?i 3qs tMsrtato anil Calel Hater. SQUEMOQUA STREET, NKXT TO TIIK ASTOIIIAX Utril.DIXO. O Z MI work done in a skillful maimer on diort not ire at reasonable rates.. -AGENCY- ffiT.GflleMi&Co. Ol'SVX FRANCISCO. Flavel's Wharf and Warehouse, Astoria. Oregon. ('.winery .Supplies at Lowest Prices. Storage. mil Insurance at Current Kates. Banking Department Interest allowed on Time Deposits. Drafts on the leading Cities of the World W. H. TO WNSEND, Agent. ieo. II. Strwnrt, Accountant, ami Agent Northern Pacific Express Co. VJm. EDGAR, Dealer in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. COUNKK MAIN AND CMKXAMUS STS. Money to Loan ON A1TKOVED SECURITY. COUNTY Orders, bought. Anplv at the ofllce of F. D. "WINTON. To Reg ARBOUR' rish F HAVE NO -vinnirr- SUf5 'i&SiJM JV. VM?f9A "vtt0 -".-urir ojr ff J? MfmW WXitrnvV LAVW Byfl JFZ-- 'OiTeV GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878. THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT THE VARIOUS International Expositions THAN THE GOODS OF ANY OTHER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD. Qaulity can Always Exue mm msm Use 10 Other ! HENRY DOYLE & CO., 517 and 519 Market Street. - - - SAN FRANCISCO, AUi:TS FOlt 1'AL'IFIC COAST. a Seine Twines, Eope and Netting Constantly on Hand. THE NEW MODE , WMMmmm. mEjfjUIJttS '.aiBtjj)' $7 A FULL STOCK Tho Teloplioue Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially fitted up for the Comfort and Convenience of iho.e who enjoy a Social Glass. Tin IJcst or Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. 1C. f JEFFREY, l'rop'r. Colilia Transpartatjim Company. FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! . THE NEW STEAMKK TELEPHONE Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland af 1 P.M Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at I P. M- -An additional trip fv 111 be made ou ; 1) O'clock Sunday Hornlua:. at for Sound ports. it Thread EQUAL ! I IsyW'J rtrftxfM r- be Depended on I k RANOE CAN RE HAD IN AS- MssSfl ' &&3 CALL AND EXAMINE IT. YOU WILL BE PLEASED. E. K. It A WES is also agent for tho Bnci jatent CooliDf Stove And other tint-class Stoves. Furnace Work. Steam Fit tings, etc., a specialty. ALWAYS ON HAND. Carnahan & Co. SUCCESSORS TO I. "W. CASE, IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN GENERAL MERCHANDISE ''oruer Clienamus and Caas streets. ASTOK1A - - - OREGON U Sunday of Each W'eeK. leaving Portlau d Pas.-eieis b this route connect at aiarna U. B.SCOTT, Prestd-ni5