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Sf5?c asW 0) VOL. XXV, NO. 10. ASTORIA, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 13, 1886. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS. C. E. THOMSON, E. K. CO0VEST. xiioiusorr -A COOVERT, Attorneys at Law and Notaries Public. Special attention given to collections and examining tltle3. Office Rooms 4 and 5, over City Book Store. fl B. 3JAKT1X. C E., Architect and Civil Engineer. Office Kooin 6, Kniubt3 or Pythias Bulldtug. IVltW. A. 1. and J. A. FUL.TOX. Physicians and Surgeons. Will clve Dromnt attention to all calls. ':om any part of the city or country- Office over Allen's Store, corner Cass and -.inemoqua streets, Astoria, Oregon. Telephone No. 41. -li.FICAXK PAGE. Physician iwd Hurgeou. Office, RooinC, over D. A. Mcintosh s store. jiffior Hotms :- to 11 A. M. ;-S to 5 P.M. Residence, opposite the Johansen building TVlt.O. B.ESTES. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Offick : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oregon. TK. AliFKED KLVSKY, OFFICE IN ODD FELLOW'S BUILDING, Morning Hours, 9 to 11. Afternoon Hours, 3 to 4, Kvenlng Hours, 7 to 8 -JO : At all other times enquire at his rooms over Goodman's Boot and Shoo store. C. KO. A. DOR1U8. OKO. NOLAXD KOTJLXI fc DOBI1IS, ATrORNKYS AT LAW. Office In Kinney's Block. pposlte Oity llatt, Astoria, Oregon. - W. FULTON. " FOLTON. FITKTOK BBOTI1EBS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Rooms 5 and 6, Odd Fellows Building. G KLO F. PABKEK SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP C09NTY AND F.ir-Citv Surveyor of Astoria Office :-N. K. corner Cass and Astor streets, Koom No. 8 Up stairs. J. . A. BOWLBY, Attorney and Counsellor nt Iaw, Office on Chenamus Street, Astoria, Oregon. P. I. tt'ISTO.V, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Booms No. 11 and 12. Pythian Casllc Build ing. . A V TIJTTLE. 31. I. PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON kkick Itootna 1, 2, and 8. Pythian Build Uksidknck On Cedar Street, back oi M. Mary's Hospital. A.R NIIAW. DENTIST. Itonms In Allen's Building, up stairs, enr er Cass and Squonuxpta .streets, Astoria Oregon. B. Hi'EBB-KX, NOTARY PUBLIC, Senrcherof Titles, Abstracter and Conveyancer. Office on Cass Street. S doors south of As torlau otBee, Astoria, Oregon. AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS! Capitol Flour, Mauufaeturcd by the Full Roller rroeewi, by the Saiem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co., LIMITHO J Tiie only flour that has taken First Prfce three years It succession at the 1'OKTLAXh HKCHAXICi FAIB. Also at State Fair. One trial Is sufficient to convince of its supe riority. See that the word CAPITOL is on each sack GEORGE SHIEL. 8 Stark St.. Portland Agent. WILSON & FISHER. Astoria Agents. A. V. Allen, Wholesale and Retail Dealer in MILLFEED. Glass and Plated Ware, TROPICAL AND DOMESTIC FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. Together with Winn, Liquirs,Tobacco,Cigrs Nicely Furnished Rooms, IITITK-Oir- WITHOUT BOARD: AT W Kw.S.T.MoKeftn'8. Cass sdrtct, three doow th of AsxKiAr oO. !TIIC0Bi ill! THE GREAT ' 'Ltfi Mm reMEDI SP flBIBl Cures JHi Mfl I ill Rheumatism. Neuralgia, 2actfaebc. Headache, Tootlmclic, Sprains. Brabcs, ctc, etc Price, Fifty Cehts. At Druggists and Dealers. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO., Sole Prop' Baltisioee, ILurrLAiTJ, U. S. A. 0R.SANFORD INVIGORATO 15 jost ymsx its name implies ; z Purely Vegetable "Compound, thai acts directly upon theler : curing the many diseases i o that im. port ant organ, and ting the nn merc-as ailments arise from its deranged or etion, such as e. Biliousness, Dyspep: lesi aria, Sick-headache, Rhe It is therefore c To have dood Healti ;hcISv-e must be kept in order." DB, fiAHTOBD'S IIVEB IH7IGOEAT0E. invigorates tho Liver, Regulates the Bow els, Strengthens the System, Purifies the Bl ood . Assists Digestion, Prevents Fevers. rs a Household Need. An Invaluable Family Medicine f cr common complaiula D3L SAOTOED'S LIVES HTvTGOEATQE. n experience rf Forty years, and Thou, sands cf Testimonials prove its Merit. FOR HALE BY ALT. DEALERS IK MEDICINES For fell information tend your address for IK r.r9 Boole on tho " Liver and its di-vw." U ' v' Kroco 24 dcakk ST.. xm? Tons cn TUTT'S PILL TORPID BOWELS, DISORDERED LIVER, and MALARIA. M From these sources arise three-fourths of the diseases of tho human race. These symptoms lndicato their existence: Juosa of Appetite, Bowels costive, Sick Headache, fullness after cat lujr, aversion to exertion of body or mind. Eructation of food, Irritnbll Ity of temper, Xovr spirits, A feeling before the eyes, highly colored Urlue,CONSTlPATIO;V,nnd demand tlie use ofa remedy that acts directly on tho Liver. AaaLlvernicdicinoTOTT'S 1'H.X.S have no cnuaL Theiractionon tho Kidneys and Slcln 1b also prompt; removing all Impurities through thesa three teavenpera of tlio siatem,,, prodnch? appetite, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear skin mm a vig orous hody. TOTTS PH.TJ3 cause no nausea oi griping nor interfere Tvith dally -woric and are a perfect ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA. tSold.eTeryw)iere255. Ottiec41 MumiySUN Y. TUTTSHAIHOYE. Ghat Haik on Whiskers changed in stantly to aGLoKsr Ulacic by aslnglo application of this Dvk. Sold by Drug '4sts,or8entby express on recelptofSL Office, 44 Murray Street. New York. SUT73 KAOTAL 0? U2STUL SXCHr J3 F2H. Hong Yik & Co. The undersigned are doing business under the above name. Corner Clienaniua i nd Benton StH. Fine KH&st&n Groceries and Provisions. Contractors for Chinese Labor. ASTORIA, OSECOK. JOE RIM FEE. All C11U. 01 1 U FIN. OHU CU IIO. R. Lemon & Co., Stevedores and Riggers, PORTLAND and ASTORIA. Pobtlaxd Ofkice No. 10 North Front St. Sign Painting, eliding, Banners, Oil Cloth Signs, SHOW CARDS. Fence Advertising, Price Marks, etc, C. E. LANE, Shop and office on Oats sfrMt : Pike Ikes.' oiasuno. y i ni i N CosWei Awl wmretc. jrit Why We linngh. In Detroit, to carry out a practical joke a man rigged himself up as a tiamp, and made a call upon a woman who had done considerable boasting of her prowess in dealing with the itinerant fraternity. The idea was to meet her declaration that she would like to find a tramp on the doorstep who refused to dust when she found out who he was. Hidden in the bushes across the street to watch the fun were a num ber of jolly fellows, including the woman's husband. The tramp en tered the yard and knocked at the side door, which was quickly opened. He said he wanted a good hot sup per, and wanted it p. d. q. "You do, eh?" responded the woman; " you shall have it just as soon as I can get it ready for you," and the tramp sat down on the doorstep to wait. He got the hot supper in about one minute, right on top of his bald head, from a boiling teakettle, held out by the woman's arm from the' second-story window. The tramp dusted. The prominence given to Gen. William H. Seward's name as a can didate for governor recalls a story of Senator McDonald, of California. He was at Washington in the time of Seward. Walking up Pennsyl vania avenue one dark night, he stumbled into a sewer ditch, from which he could not readily extricate himself. His cries brought persons to the spot, who, instead of rendering him assistance, asked who he was. The old senator, exasperated, but sua naving a iivciy appreciation oi the funny side of the situation, re re seonded: "It looks as if I'm. Sow ard." He was rescued with great alacrity, and it was only when he reached the gaslight that his rescu ers discovered that it was not New York's senator, but that they were victims of a pun. - "It isn't true, is it?" asked Rollo, as he finished reading "The Pied Piper of Hamelin;" "it isn't true that ho could plav on his pipe so that tho rats would go off and drown themselves ?" "Well" replied Hollo's father, "I don't know about that. I think it may be true. Your uncle George can play the flute so that it will scare a cow into tho river and drive all the dogs in tho precinct howling crazy. Yes; Ignessthepoemistrue." And Hollo's undo George was so mad he couldn't see, and he held his paper straight in front of him and read clear through one of Sam Jones' sermons before he found out that it wasn't an account of the base-ball came. M. le Marquis do Rien do Tout I have ze honor to ask of you ze hand of your daughter. Oh, sir, she is zo charming. I find her all zat zaro is of ze best in face, in form, in char acter ; she has won my heart. She Old Boodles Which of my daugh ters do you mean, sirx M. le Marquis Oh, monsier, c'la m'est egal. " So you wish to leave me, cook! May I ask why?" Coek: "Cer tainly, mim. You see, there's only one p'liceman in this olo huv a place beggin' the parish's parding ; and he's took up with tho hupper 'ousemaid. Which it's no concern of mine who takes up with who, but it's well beknown as the p'liceman's the cooks parklsitc." "St. Paul bids farewell to her guests with reluctance," said tho St. Paul Globe the other day. Of course she does," exclaims the Min neapolis TriSune. " She would give all of the countless wealth of tho sixth wfMrd and all of the valuable wheat land in her territory if she could only keep them and count them in her next census." The following story, which is too horrible to bo true, is taken from a German paper : " There is a man in Berlin who has been a widower seven times. His seven wives have all died, but his seven mothers-in.-law are in fine health, and are all living with him. There is some talk of getting up a concert for his benefit." It is told of an old-fashioned rail road man that when it was suggested to him that he ought to put on more trains to relieve the few which were already in service, he replied with a fine show of impatience: "What good would that do ? They'd fill 'em all up, just as they do the others." Prince Henry of Battenberg, at the recent festivities at Balmoral, by the queen's command dressed up in Highland costume, and then had to leave the grounds because his knees were cold. The queen didn't want him to go, but he said he had to, as he was most kilt. " Say, Dorringer, have you heard of Bromley's last invention?" " No. 1 didn't know ho had any genius in that way. What has he invented?" " It is just wonderful ! It is destined to make a complete revolution " ' ' bakes alive, man, what is it ?" "A circular saw." CUIEF MAN AT TUE FEAST. A parson who went out to Congo, Told the heathen that they should not wrong go; But when dinner was ready The priest was so deady That though there, he did' not hear the gong go. Mr. Evarls is reported to have gained ten pounds recently; but after he was weigjrftid it was discov ered that he had one of his speeches in his pocket. The inhabitants of Burmah wor- ship idols madeof brasa. TJhjsjnjght be a good place tor" commercial trav elers to go whdh out of a job. Dress reformers must have been shocked to see how many times both the Puritan and Genesta went in stays. The coachman's occupation is more agreeable than that of the hostler, but the latteiPs is more stable. The wages of sin is death, but the wages of Ah Sin is 30 cents a dozen. Indestructibility or Gold. Gold may be said to be everlast ing, indestructible. The pure acids have no effect upon it. Air and water are alike prohibited from working in destruction; while to baser metals they are decay, to gold they are innocuous. Bury it through long ages, and when the rude tool of the excavator again brings it to light, while everything around it, and originally associated with it, has returned to dust from which it sprang; while the delicate form which it adorned has become a pow der so impalpable as to be inappre ciable ; while the strong bone of the mighty warrior crumbles as you gaze upon it; while his trusty sword lies a mass of shale rust, the deli cate tracery in gold which adorned it, or the finely wrought tiara which encircled the lofty brow of the fair damsel, is there in its pristine beauty, perfect as when it left the workman's hands and became the joy of her fleeting momonts. Yes, days, years, centuries have rolled by, mighty empires have risen and fallen ; dynasties that dreamed their power was to bo everlasting have passed away ; armies have marched, conquered, and become nerveless with decrepit old age ; cities teeming with population and commerce have become tho dwelling-place of the owl and the bat; the very pyramids themselves, raised in the pride of power, and destined to be forever, havo crumbled, and are crumbling ; and yet that thin filament of gold has stood unchanged through all these mighty changes. It has with stood triumphantly the destroying hand of time ; it is to-day what it was three thousand years ago. Surely it is a noble metal, worthy of all admiration. There are more good houses being built in Atlanta, Ga., than for years last. h'cott'.s Fiu n Is ton of In re Cod Liver OH with IlyiMtphnspliiiCH. Jn Consnmnlinn and General Debili'u Dr. D. D. McDonald, Petitcmliac, N". B.. says ; "1 have been prescribing Scott's Emuls'on during the p.:st yrar with food results, and general satisfaction, t is especially useful in persons with consumiithu tfiideiicie." A story is told of an aged clergy man, who met a man loudly declaiin ingagainstforeign missions. "Why," said the objector, "doesn't the church look after the heathen at home." "We do," said the clergyman quietiy, and gave the man a tract. The Parent of Insomnia. Tho p:uvitt of insomnia or wakefulness Is in nine cases out of ten a dyspeptic .stomach fiood digestion gives sound sleep, indigestion ititerfeies with it. The brain and .stomach sympathize. One of the prominent .symp toms ol a weak state of the gastric organs is niiNtiirlauceoftliegreatnerveenlr.-Hl,!h- brain. Invigorate trie stomach, and you re s ore equilibrium to the great cent re. A most reliable iiiedi- ine for the jmrtiosc is Hosiot ter's Stomach Hitters, winch Is far preferable to mineral seihilivcs and powerful narcotic.". which, thoimli they may for a tmif exert a soporific liilhienpe upon the brain, soon cease to act. and invariably injure the tone of the stomach, the bitten, on the contrary, re store ac:mty to the operations oi mat an lmiiortant orcan. mid their beneficent inllti- ence Is reflected in sound sleep and a tranquil state of the nervous svsteni. A wholesome impetus Is likewise given to theaction of the her and h.nvels by Its use. Flush, and the crowd drinks with yoa; Broke, and 3 ou drink alone. Provided, of course, jou can borrow a dime, Or a bar-koepcr you can "bone.'' Chicago Herald. King Alfonso has recently had a great deal of trouhlo with Spain. Any man can cure his p.iiu with St. Jacobs Oil. Carnalian & Co. SUCCESSOItS TO I. W. CASE 3 IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND ItKTJAlL DEALERS IN BIHKRAl iERCHABM '"oraer Chenamus and ASTOUIA - - Cass streets. - OREGON WIS. EDGAR, Dealer In Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. CORNER MAIN AND CHENAMUS STS. Stockholders' Meeting. s TnmrnnT.nwHS nv THE Fisiusu- 1 men's Pfcc Co. are hereby notified that asneclalineetliiswili beheld at the com pany's office at Upper Astoria, Or., on Satur day, r-en. c. isto. at 9 A, m., lor tuc vuuamcr I atlon of general business. By orderof the President. II. E. NELSON, Secretary. JAKE- SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR o o o- For all Diseases of the Liver, Sidneys, Stomach and Spleen. This purely vegetable pre paration, now so celebrated as z Family Medicine, originated in the South in 1S23. It acts ccnUy on the Bowels and Kidneys and corrects the action of the Liver, and is, there, fbre, the best preparatory medicine, whatever the sick ness may prove to be. In all common diseases it will, un assisted by any other medi cine, effect n speedy cure. TheKegulator is safe to administer in any condition of the system, and under no circum stances can it do harm. It will invigorate like a glass of wine, but is no intoxicating bever age to lead to intemperance; will promote di gestion, dissipate headache, and gener ally tono lip the system. The dose is small, not unpleasant, and its virtues undoubted. No loss of time, no inter ruption or stoppage of business while taking the Regulator. Children complaining of Colic, Headache, or blck Stomach, a teaspoonful or more will give relief. If taken occasionally by pa tients exposed to MALARIA, will expel the poison and protect them from attack. a rnysiciAvs opinion. I have been practicing medicine for twenty years, and have never been able to put up a vegetable compound that would, like Simmons Liver Regu lator, promptly and effectively move the Liver to action, end at the same time aid (instead of weak ening) the digestive and assimilative powers of the system. L. M. Hstrroir, M. D. .Washington, Ark. :e that von getthe genuine. rttETARED nr J. H. Zeilin & Co., Philadelphia, Pa. irlre SI .OO. MARKETS. STAR MARKET. WHERRY & 0012PANY, irosli and Cured Meats, "To getafoles , FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OPPOSITE OCCIDENT HOTEL. IlKjtAtlirs Wireut, Antorin, O. Washington Market Jlain 'Irrel, Aslorla, Oiegon. liKEi::?: x &. co.PitorJUKTOits SJKSPECTFL'LIA CALL THE ATTEN 1& lion of the public to the fact that the above Market w HI always besupplicd v. ith a I UI.L VMUETY AND BEST QUALITY FRESH AND CURED MEATS I I Which will be sold at lowest rates, whole sale and retail . J5?-Snccil attention given to supplying aI1iS. UNION MARKET "When You Want Oysters, Clams, Crabs, Fish, Eggs, P.utter of the best quality: when you want Chickens, Ducks, Came of all kinds, and want them fresh ami good, call on C. F. Ih'i'd at the Union Market on Water street. Vegetables of all kinds constantly on hand. I warrant everything sold fresh and of the best quality. O. jF. RT1F.D, TelenhcneNo. 1C. Proprietor, Union 3fnrket. B. B. Franklin, -ZZi K MeMer ml CaW Maker, SQUEMOQUA STREET, NEXT TO TIIE ASTORIAX BUILDING. f5?All work dono In a skillful manner on short notice at reasonable rates. ft Best is tlie Cheapest! WYATT & THOMPSON Are on Deck with an Immenso Stock of STAPLE-FANOY GROCERIES, FOR THE HOLIDAYS. JUST RECEIVED A Large Assortment of the Celebrated LOS GATOS CANNED FRUIT, NYhlclihas no Equal in the World." Table Peaches, Bartlett Pears, Apricots, Black Berries, Egg Plums, etc., At 25c per can. Winslow'3 Corn, 15c per can. To matoes, 10c. Fresh Eoney in Comb and Extracted. Crystal Honey Dnpa. Sjmrna Flfrs, Hickory Sat, etc., etc. At the Yery Lowost Caah Price I ife-g ARBOUR'S: Irish Flax HAVE NO ,20083 TwyjyMB)yfr jf GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878. THEY II A VIS BEEN AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT TIIE YARIOUS International Expositions THAN THE GOODS OF ANT OTHER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD. Quality can Always be Depended on ! EgeriBncei Fisiierinen Use no Other ! HENRY DOYLE & CO., 517 and 519 Market Street, AGEXTS FOlt Seine Twines, Kope and Netting Constantly on Hand. THE NEW MODEL 'NJF A FTJLI. STOCK The Telephone Saloon. The Finest Estnblisliment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially fitted up for the Comfort and Convenience of those who enjoy a Social Gla8. The Best of Wines and LIqnora, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. It. I JEFFKETff. Frop'r. ColMMa Transportation Company. FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! THE NEW STEAMER TELEPHONE Which has iea specially built for the eomfort of pasaeagera will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock eTery Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Iltiturnins leaTea Portland every . Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. yAn An additional trip will be made onSwmiay erEack WeK, leaving Portland O'clock Sunday Moraine Passengers b this oate cojawct at Ralama at lor Sotud pocti. Threads EQUAL ! . SAN FRANCISCO, PACIFIC COAST. RANGE CAN BE HAD IN AS TORIA ONLY OF E, ?. BAWE8, AGENT CALL AND EXAMINE IT. YOU WILL BE PLEASED. S.K.I1AWES U also agent fertile M latent (Mil Stove And other flrst-class Stores. Furnace "Work. Steam Fit tiags. eto. a specialty. ALWAYS ON HAND. SPECIAL NOTICE! O. R. & N. CO. EXCURSION! Tickets to Portland and Return For $2.50. Good on any of the Company's boats E. A. M OYES, Agent. Astoria, NOT. SSth, 1S85. V. B. SCOTT; President J .- uin I