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rr -vt e O) VOL. XXV, NO. 7. ASTORIA, OREGON, SATURDAY PRICE. FIVE CENTS. . - - . i , JAIN LAKY L, 1880. BUSINESS CARDS. C. B. TBOMSOJf, E. E. COOVFRT. THOMSON & COOVEKT, Attorneys at Law and ITotaries Public. Special attention given to collections and examining titles. Office Itooins 4 and 3, ovor City Bool; Store. r j. MVitrix. c.k.. Architect and Civil Engineer. Ofuce-ltooai C. Knights or PjtUlas Building. "Vl-(. A. 1 and .1. A. KSj'iroA. Plij-hlclans and Siirscous. Will cive promnt attention to all calls, irom any part of the city or country. Office over Allen's More, corner Cav and Hijuemoqua -treets, A&turu, On con. Telephone o. 41. D U.FKAK PAK. PhylplBu and Surerou. Office, RoomO, over D. A. Mcintosh s store. Office Houns : o to ll a. m. ; 3 to 5 1. m. Residence, opposite the Johnnsen building D tt.O. B.EVTKS. PHYSICLAN" AND SURGEON. Office; Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria, Oreain. TK. AliKKBD KIXSEY. OFFICE IN ODD FELLOW'S BUILDING, Horning Hours, 9 to 11. Afternoon Houis. 2 to 4. Evening Hours, 7 to 8 3d ; At all other times enquire at hi rooms over Goodman's Bout aiid shoe stoie. 1B. A. DOUUI8, GEO. KO.M ROLAND fc BOBKIS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Office in Kinney's Block. pposlte Cltj flail. Astoria, Oregon. , XT. FtTLTOX. ' O. 0. rtJTO. FULTON BROTHERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. 'Rom5and 6. Odd Fellows Building. f KLO F. PAKKUK SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY AND Er-Clty Surveyor of Astoria Office :-N. E. corner Ciss and A stor streets, tooni'o.8 Up -talrn. r . A. BOIVLBY. attorney and Couuf-eltor itt Liaw, Office on Chenamus Street, Astoria, Oregon F. 1. WLSTOS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Rooms No. U and 1. Pythlau C-stle Build in. I . TLTTSjI- Jl. IK PHYSICIAN AND SURGhON Office Rooms 1. 2, aud 3. Pjthlan Buil.l ng. Rksidkkck On Cedar Street, back ol nt. Mary's Hospital. Xj A. 8IIAW. DENTIST. Rooms in Allen's Building, np stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria Oregon. O it. SPEDDK, NOTARY PUBLIC, aenrcherof Titles. Abstracter ami Conveyancer. Office on Cass Street. 3 doors south of As .orl&n office, Astori , Oregon. AHEAD OF ALL COXPETITORS! Capitol Flour, Manufactured by the Full Roller rrooess, by the Salem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co., LIMITED J The only flour that has taken First Prize three ears in succelou at the PORTLA.VD 3IECHAXICS FAIIC. Also at State Fair. One trial Is sufficient to convince of Its supe riority. -See that the word CAPITOL la on each sack GEORGE SHIEL. 8 Stark St.. -. Port'and Agent. WILSON & FISHER. Astoria Agents. HAVE YOU AnytUng to Sell? IN Tij MATTER OF Rags, littles, Old Metal, or Junk of Any Sort, MM k STOKES SVl give you the beat price lor It. Oo You Want to Buy SHIP MATERIAL. From a Belaying Piu to a Hauler: from Block to an Anchor. You Can Get what You Want &tJgOJ&D & STOKES, Headquarters t"tulldyr, est ecd Water StrMt. fl FP& EF& os ah TRADE $j vlwC gr s; d S C;?jv HSSv J7 Absolutely Z Free from 0pitr3, rr.2ics nti Po:sc-i ' SAFE. rv yn sure. 2gf Ot&j PROMPT w & j AT DKCGCI'""T AMI D!.r!.. J ME CHARLES A. V0GELEF1 C0..BAL1 iaOR. -v note A'ronrlctorH. 1? just what its name imp!.- Purely Vegetable Compound, thai acts directly upon the Kverj curing the many diseases incidenpo that im. portant organ, and patenting the rm merous ailmsnts tKhyarise from it: deranged or iDnction, such as Dyspepsia Jajtfndicc, Biliousness. CosenessV&ai-ria, Sick-headache, Rheumanyetc. It is therefore a TknMikr4'To have Good Heal:! :he Liver must be kept in order." DB. SAHTOaD'S LIVZE IITvlGCnATCIl Inviiorates the Liver, Ec-r.laScs the Bow el. Strcnqthers the S.vstrm, Purifies ll.' BIooil . Assists D'rstinn, Prevents Tcvt : s. fs a IIouselinld'Kccd. An InvaluaV I'jimlly Icdicinc for enmmna coiapl-tu"-C, B-mOED'S IT7ZE T77ZCCZLZZZ. An experience rf Frtrj years, and Ti'i lands'rf Testimonials prove Us ilait. fo p u.F. nr alt. 2rAT.Ert3 ix MD:cirir Fr f!l mfonn-'Mon mv! yonr a(!drp3 frr 1C t,j rolc pi ':e " I.'t r ri 1 Ps d -." t ' flI.FOEI ) OUA.N- ST.. K-W TO QSZT MUBIIAT & C0SJ GROCEHS Ami Dealers In Cannery Sillies! Special Attention Civen to Filling Of Orders. A FULL LIKE CARRIED And SuppVs fumNtiCii at SjUi-fotuiyTeiMi-1 rurchases dellrcrcd In any part of tlir eitj. Office and Warehouse In niuns's New liuildiu4 oi Water Mnet P. O. Hox 153. Te f phone Ko S7. 1STOK1A. iitEG.V HOLT BROS Proprietors. llauufjclurer of Mouldings, &a&h, noors, Blinds-, ffal. Balusters, newel Pos's, iircets. Scroll and Turned Cihislnules, BOAT MATERIAL, ETC., Orders Solicited and Promptly Attended to. Satisfaction Guaranteed As to Style, Quality and l'rics. Mill aud Office cor. I'ollj and Cone inly Sta ASTORIA, OHECOH. AtldrcsM IIUC.T BROS. Summons. CIRCUIT COUltr. CLYTS01 COtXTY tlipiron. Mary l'.dveimach r, plaintiff, vs. Rudolph Pulveim ichor, Urfe ulaut. To Ku.loplt l'ulveriuacher the above nain d ficfendan : In t r n tine of'ti.e a ut- of Oregon; You are heieny command utoap pt-ar Hinl :iu-wr tile ompU.tu tiled an Iust jou In the above tuiltlct su t on or be Me! the n st day t f the m i leul.ir term of tin Clrr it Coisrt fr Clat-op count. Ore on, which s id (list day of th i.iid tt-rm Is m Mmuluy, Jauuary the nth. lb&j : u.d If u fall s i to ap.ifar ami :in-ner, h piaiiitilt wlllapplj to Hip court for tho relief 'e and ed In sai.i comulatnt. to wi : th ti tli- b ni!s pfuatrim nyue euf ir- and now cxMIh bi-tween you and plain iff to dLs ilvcd ; for tho ci e, custody a d cm ml i the minor child, and for the t sts and dl-buriemnts of suit TUN summons N arrved upon ou publication therrof. Uv an order miidf h'v . lue.VL- Taylor, ludge if said comt. on the 18th day of Oct .her, lsss K D. WINTON, sa- ' Attorney for Plaintiff. sj iiQUPiipri 1Si 5 &5SL' j .iw tf-5 3 v &- i ! Jt 5S flR.SIllwipJ ; ABOUT ACTORS. Ex-Rev. G. C. 31iln lectures oa His Profession at Denver. Let me say that all I don't know about acttnjfnnd all I do know about managinj; has been acquired in tho short period of three years. It is just three years on the 16th of noxt month since I first donned the sables of "Hamlet" and trod the boards as an actor. In those three years I have lived a century ! I have learned more of the exquis ite charms and graces of our com mon human nature, more of the ro liabilit3' and absolute probity of all persons connected with the so-called "show business," and more of tho personal appearance of sheriffs' offi cers and constables than I should otherwise have learned during an ordinary mortal career. The stage is a great educator. It quickens, the intellect, sharpens the senses, and adds to the legal acumen of the mind. Any man who can serve a year as a play actor and not know on sigjit the difference between a "urnishce summons" and a "writ of attachment," between a constable who means business and one who is fishing for fun, is, in the language of the sidewalk, "no good." The iiist thing necessary to mako a plav actor is not genius, "talent, in tellect, industry, or earnest attention! Oil, no! The first essential thing is a manager! Tho beginning and thp end of an actor's creed is this : "With all thy gettings get a manager! Givo me a manager or give me death!" This is tho one cry, the one sine qua non of our draft. A manager will supplement all deficiencies. If God has made one short a manager can make one tall. If endowed"vith a voice whose dissonance would shame a saw-mill, the true manager will make it soft as a lute, harmonious as the music of the heavenly spheres ! If one has hitherto limped through life with but a modest endowment of brains, under the manipulation of a killful manager he is transformed into an intellectual giant, and strides p-oudly along in company with Mil ton, Byron, Goethe, and Shake ppeare, upon whom lie sheds new luster by his "phenomenal" and marvelous ability. Rot! Well, I chose a manager. He said I was a marvel, a trancendant genius, a revelation from the skies, and in three short months lie left me busted! What I don't know about acting might fill a large library. But in the firtt two years I have" learned that there was more.rot palmed off on tho public by so-called managers than I had before had any idea of. Mana gers are in the main to be classified as follews: First, those who recommend les; and, second, those who recom mend brains. A continent of space separates these two classes. Tht difference lies between ideas and adipose tissue, or between sawdust and intellect. The public that is after the former is not apt to ap preciate the latter. Ergo, a man may be a tiemendous success in recommending legs and know very little about brains. I know a man ager of this kind who was called on to manage a youne actor. For the first time in his life, probably, he was engaged in a respectable busi ness. He had before this been em ployed in managing a low down varietv, something, I believe, of tho Adamless Eden order, of which, I believe, you knowsomething in Den ver. Ho then had a habit of saying about his star or the company, "If she goes at all she'll go big." It is fcad to relate, but it is nevertheless true, that she didn't go at all. You &ee lie was working on tho wrong end of the gun. It shot himself, but it didn't strike the public. There has been too much of this idea that it is wise to humbug tho public. Mr. Barnum once said, you remember, that the public love3 to be humbugged. This may in a cer tain sense be true. The public may like such humbugs as Sir. Barnum has sometimes given them. An original, bonafido. patent humbug may once in a while please the pub lic, but I hold that it is a lie that tho intelligent, sensible people like downright fraud and humbug. I hold that it is a lie to advertise goods for sale which you can't deliver. I remember of a case in Michigan of a manager who had picked up" a poor creature named Lillian. I forget what her other name was. Lillian is a very pretty name, but I fear that the woman who bore it was neither very pretty or very talented. How ever, the town was soon ablaze with illuminated show bills which bore this anneuncement: "Nature made but one such a woman and broke the die in forming Lillian." But the public seemed to think that Natuio should have broken the die before forming her. It is a lie to say that the ordinary is phenomenal. It is a lie to say tnat an actor witn but limited expe rience is an intellectual giant. 3Iiy God deliver me from all such un mitigated and stupid effrontery in the future. The public wants to be treated honestly at the playhouse as in the bank or the counting-room. My aim as a player is to improve in my work from "year to year and to establish a reputation as a painstak ing, if not. a great actor, which, of course, I hope to become some day. Denver News. A man of mark ft marquis.-Bos ton Globe. Familiarity and Fatality. , " I don't want to go next," said a broker. "I don't care about being handled by the spoiled barber." " What do you mean ? Who Ls tho j spoiled barber, and how can a bar ber oe spoiled?" "See that there 'fellow with the lean hand and hatchet face? That is the spoiled barber. He is a good shaver no better; but his customers have utterly spoiled him by listening to his yarns and tolerat ing his days. Now watch him strop that razor. He starts off briskly enough ha! there comes the first halt. He can't go on now until that barber in the next chair answers some infernally ridiculous conun drum that he has propounded, and meanwhile the lather is drying hard on the poor wretch's face, who af fects to be amused at his tormentor. He has started at hist one side of the face is half shaved he s getting on fast ho! another halt. Now ho hails 'Jakey ' some friend of his of course and won't shave another inch until Jakey informs him how he enjoyed that "picnic last Sunday. Keep your eye on him, he has the customer by the nose again, and is getting over the other side of his iace; Jakey asks him a question. Down goss the razor and he digs into his pockets for that photograph that .lakey must see. He has forgot ten his miserable patient altogether he goes at iiiin again. Jakey has said something to offend him," and tho patient must suffer. See how he rasps him till the unfortunate quiv ers. Theie, he has fetched him with that dab of soap in the eye. The man swears, the spell is broken, and the rest of the shave will be decently performed." " How was he spoiled?" " Familiarity, sir, too much famil iarity. He used to be a moat atten tive workman, but his customers petted and encouraged him to gabble about all sorts of things. He is now convinced that he is superior to any man in this country. I would not be in his hands for $50 at the time any woman should enter this shop on business. In his anxiety to pose and make her fall de id in love with him at once, he would probably cut ray throat. Here's my man, this heavy old chap with the fat jow.s. He'll shave me quickly and never speak a word. He never opens his mouth, and the other workmen say that his mind is always running on what ho will have for dinner, so that he cannot spare a second from that important consideration, which is a fortunate thing for his patrons." (Barbers' Gazette. :Ir-liu!it, sndThtN. To tr.ot siibji'ct to the vexations of lu-ini". hfi dsp-pMa ami a feel ng oi If il't, fiftfiitut-'v ami de!i"iideney. we aj. taki biiniuoii Livi r lti-gulator i'lii-ifim-dy K iiii('iu:illcil in the cure f pile . oii-tip:itinu, bad lri-aIif icl. 'ic.iilai! ami uilioiw complaints. Tin Kt'giihiiur is five from anv "njiiriou minrnil s bsiniicc; not dUngui'.dile: can be taki-n at :iu t-inc- without inter U'iin with lniiiirs or p!came. It L 4i'iitle,afe. and a good dige&tor. Nervous old lady boards a train; when about to seat herself, discovers a iiorrid man with a gun in the car. "I hope that thing is not loided." Frolicsome Sportsman " Yes, ma'am; it is. However, I will in sert this cork in the muzzle. There ! Quite safe now." The timid one io satisfied. Lifo. Facta Sot Faaciri. Don't .stop a cannon ball, you might set hurt Don't sit in a draught, you might catch cold. Don't take any but Eed Star Cough Cure. Don't forget a bottle costs but 25 cents. North Pacific BREWERY. JOHN KOPP. Proprietor. Patronize Home Industry! We supply a COOD A QUALITY OF BEER As Auy in the Market, IT .H KKASOXAB1.K A I'KICE. T3 Itll Pac lis Brewery Beer - Is Pure and Unadulterated. It git e-sMienil Satisfaction and is rum iilieu In Quantities lt hult. I.eave Older With Wji. ItocK, Geiiuama .-viioon.or UHKLS. tVEASOX, next to runrd & .v.okes. Dally Delivery in Any Part of the City. Stockholders' Meeting. QTOCKUOLDhRV MEETI.NG "F TI1E u Urit'sli-Aim rlcarkjj. 0.,S.ceiM Kiver, It. 0. will he held at the officr of It Youinr. Upper Astnr.a, Orrgou. on the isth day of JauiMry, lflte.ata a. m.. fur the iitipe of elertini; a Board of l)ir"trs for the ei suir.u j year, auu trail -act any otner oa-iiies as mluht lawfully cmue hero e the inretiiiir. uateu tins 2nd day oi January, 1E3 J, iy tins orueroi me rrr&iueui. ANDKEV7 YOUNG, Secretary. muict; "B TnE UKDEIIOXED BEG LEAVB TO, B imtifv the ntihllc that I Iihvp iiurchased! the business Inter stof ah Jim In the ve:e-in.tful.,r nn-p tuc nCCT-, table jrardfii situate i near Smith's l'oiitt oncOTHIMC BUT THE BEST"3a the property leased fiom Col. Taylor, Alii R,,.i,rf..n,ii.. .TlrnhnvlnnnmnT lnrpr In t!i !.rtinl FUSaed Over UlO Bar. whatever. HONG SEN'S -XEUN. MAEKETS. STAR MARKET. M WHERRY & COHPABnr, Fresli and Cured Uirat.s T70 g "fc3,"folOX3 ! FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OITOMTK OCCfnh.VI HOT J I Vi::VA3!0 trctt t-uovly. ifn Washington Market. Uaiit vitrei. - l Hi j i.i, Mirvim. iskiu-jian a. o.rtri:ii-T; - OEiI'ECTrCLI CAI.i. ISih A. 11 1- tiou ol I'il public to the fr.rt jhai . ihove Market w 111 aiwyj r uppUi ii! FULL VXBIE1V AND J! EST QUAi.ll FRESH fsliD CutiZD .V.EAT. ! Which will ! o5'l at lone.: rates, whole- , t.iien'lrt.U. .-Spt-fiil .t'tPiition given tn supp'Mrict -hips. i Li ? When You Want Oysters, clams. Crabs, Fish. I'j.'K-'. muter of tlu-bet qui.lty : when v.ui v..nt hickfis. i m-ixs, t..uin nf .t 1 kind, ind want t.iem fn-si ami .imiI. c.L i n f!. i K- d at tin Uui ii Maikt ti w let st tet. Vc ctabhsiif allk iuN const inilx on hand. I uarr'itevi'rjthlnjrsold f.isli and of the best qual ty. j O. F. lElEJSlIO. Tele h nc o. 1 j. t-riiprieior, i. moil isnuccr. B. B. Franklin, rii -- - " 5 vrtV" 'Z .'. J'.' -K Unferlafcir and Cabinet late, SQUEPjIGQUA STKSEr, m:xt to hie stoi:ia nuir.mxo. o r3r"All work done In a skillful manner on lnrt uoiii e at hmmumIiIc mtcs. 1886. INTEREST Will I allowed On Time Deposits, Drifts on all the leading Cities. Vm. T. Coleman & Co.. "n . ;:. tiwxmkxi. Manager naukiug Depart inent, Abiuria. Oregon. Notice, fjinrs r.s to give notice to all 3. wiioiii it may cnuua-u that I have rent ed all of tne seci nd story (exo-t t tne b ick imn.lu w lch I Ilv-li'f niv tinildii'g on the east 54 of lot 7 Mock 0. for China redt&'imnt nurpoi'3, to.-ether wltli all the partitions, uruiture. ntens l3 3nil tools used in earning ou -a d restaurant bu-iness ; aiul'iMr lt-3 ln HTbSied will take imt'Ci that a'l of said par- hl'iiis. fiiruituie, iitc nsiN .ind tools In us In ia!dsrco id story i fmj htilldiii lulling tome. I dsti reut the lower btnry of the ame balldiux D1L L00NG. Till Bert is Ills Clwpt! -- wj-r n i ir- ii WYATT & TU03IPS0N Are on Deck with an Immense Stock of STAPLE- FARCY GROCERIES, FOR THE HOLIDAYS. JUT RECEIVED A Large Assortment ol the Celebrated LOS GAT3S GAtNED FRUIT, Which has no Equal in the World. Table Po -cries, Bartiett Pears, Apricots, Blac i e err Us. Egg Plums, etc., Al23upt:rcjn. inslow's Corn. 15s per can. To matoes, 10c. Pj esh Honey In Comb aud ;stracted. Crystal Honey Drips. Sjmraa FIs, Hickory 'nts, etc., etc. At the Yerj Lowest Cash Price! FliEE AND EASY! tOU A PLEASANT EVENING Call an J Sea VT, -c, es.tee:d, At hi3 New EatahlWiment next to Jeff': Ktstaurant. A General Invitation Extended. Ov HAVE NO EQUAL I S!liHiSlSl iMi iTMgy'"i i n 'Pfr ! if "fi i il Hf Bff 1JrmfTTMnTHITFT t SWiifi?; WGKSIB' 15? .SjWi cr ?sfcu ' ' f-r.Vgc!JKfefc;--J,'tCTgciT ! W'H i i'H" ' nun :&&M?5lSrirsW3S?ffli i hi iHH B2v! : t :iCS3UtoCiVP.. HREmwHB?!;'i""" sSiHteasl-- i-IFr?HPn K-MfrHnjrvl 1 tthArIil k5Wi . StglS!!Klihfc" V- HOUSE FOUHDEO. 1784- f yV KANU PK1ZE PARIS 1878. THEY HAVE BEE.Y AWAIiDED HIGHER PRIZES AT THE YAHI0U3 International Expositions than the gocds or ant other THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN IDE WORLD. iiiiiiijiiigaiiil Qyeliiy can Always be Depended on ! Egerieicei Seieilse i Otler ! HENRY DOYLE & CO., 5 1 7 and 5 1 9 Market Street, SAN FRANCISCO, AGCXTS i?'0t PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twines, Hope and Netting Constantly on Hand. ffiOEWTiODET, jrm- SZZSc ffi "1 A FUZ STOCK The Telephone Saloou. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially lit ted up Tor the Comfoit and Convenience of those who enjoy a Social Gla s. The Beat of Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. R. T.. JEFFltirF. lropr. Coltitoa Transportation Coipy. FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time I THE SEW -TELEPHONEee- Which has been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave "Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday 'and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P, M. yAn additional trip will be made on Sunday of Earh Week, leaving Porttan -at 0 O'clock Sunday -toraiuz. Passeugers b this route connect at Kalft Threads eange cak be HAD IN A3 TOKIA ONLY OF E, R. BAWES, AGEfiT CALL AND EXAMINE IT, YOU WELL BE PLEASED. JC K. HAWKS ls also agent for the M patent Cooling StOYB And other flrst-clasi Stoves. Furnaco Work. Steam Fit ting, oto.t a specialty. ALXAYS ON HAND. SPECIAL NOTICE! O. R. & N. CO. URSION! Tickets to Portland and Eeturu For $2 50. Good on any of the Company's boats E.A. WO YES, Agent. Astoria, Nov. S3th, 1E83. STEAMEIt U. B. SCOTT, Presldcfittf tor Sound ports.