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ASTORIA, OREGON, FRIDAY, JANOARY I, 1886.
PRICE. MVE CENTS,
VOL. XXV, NO. 1.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
C. K. THOMSON, B. E. COOTfET.
TilOMSOJf & COOVEBT,
Attorneys atXaw and Notaries Public.
Sieclal attention elven to collections and ,
TmlnIn? title?. t
Office Kooms 4 and 5, over City Book
Store. ,
Tlf. A. Lu aud J. A. FULTON.
PIij-IcIhs aad Surgeon.
Will ulve prompt attention to
all calls.
i.oin any part of the
e city or country.
Office over Allen's kore, corner Cass and
uuemoqua streets, Astutia, vrt?Kuu.
Telephone Jo. 41.
T3L FKA.VK PAGE.
Phynlrlnn nud Snrceon.
Offic. Boom 6. over D. A. Mcintosh 3 store.
Office Hooks : 9 to ll a. m. ; 3 to 5 p.m.
Kesldence. opposite the Johansen building
"V R. O. B. ETES ,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office : Gem Building, up stairs, Astoria,
Oregon,
owef jv 000 Fiujoyrs building,
Morning Hours, 9 ti 1L
.AfWrnoou HoUiS. 2 to 4.
Krening Hours, T to 8 & ;
At'air6ttH" times enquire at hi raoni3
over Goodman's Boot and shoe store. I
E'J. A. DOIIKIS, GKO.ifOLkhO
SOI.AXD fc DORRIS,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
ornce in Kinney's Blocfc, epposlte City
Hall, Astoria, Oregon.
MT. FULTO-f.
a. c. foxtoj..
riJS.TON BROTHERS.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
lioom-s 5 and 6. Odd Fellows Building.
C EL.O F. PAKKEB
Purveyor ofclatsop county
AND
Ex-City Surveyor of Astoria
Office : N. E. corner Cass and Astor stiects,
Boom No. s Up ftilr.
TP t. A. BOWtBT.
Ittorncy Rod Coaasellor nt Law,
Office on Chehamus Street, Astoria, Oregon.
-CI 'D.'WIXTOA,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Booms No. 11 and 12, Tytblan Castle Build
taR. J A-V XWTTt.ec .at. o. - .
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON .
OfficJs Eoonis 1, J, and 8. PythiaaBulId-
--S- - -
RESiDRXCB-On Cedar Street, back of
St. Mary's Hospital.
P. UIOKS,
A.-E-8HATV
HICKS A: SEEATT,
DSNTI3T9. v
Rooms In Allen's BtrSdlag, op stairs, cor
tier Cass and Squemuqua streets. Astoria
Oregon.
T K.SPEDDF.K,
NOTARY PUBLIC,
Senrckerof Titles. Abstracter aad
CoaveyanoiT.
Office on Cass Street. Z doors south of Ai
totian office, AMorl t, Oregon.
AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS!
Capitol Flour,
HsAatactured by the Full Roller Process,
by the
Salem (Of.) Capitol Flour Mills Co.,
f LIMITED J
The only flour that has taken First Price
three j ears In succession at the
PORTLAND MECHANICS FAIR.
Also at State Fair.
O-ae trial Is sufficient to convince of Its supe
riority. Sw that the word CAPITOL Is on each sack
GEORGE SHIEL. 8 Stark St.,
Port'and Agent.
WILSON & FISHER. Astoria AReiits.
HAVE YOU
Anyiis I Sell?
IN THE MATTER OF
Bottles, Old Metal,
nk of Any Sort,
k STOKES
WW give yoa the best price for it.
Do You Want to Buy
JFreWa'Belsylng Tla to a Hawser; from
Block to an Anchor.
You'an Set whatYou Want
atOABD& STOKES.
Heidqaarters at building, oast end
Water Street.
Nicely Furnished Rtoms,
mnw oK,wmicnr boaw): at
RlfJ
ttWW
WSBM
THE GREAT jafV
1 OPiiSi Cures
Z'A lM 8 III Rheumatism
ggfiS NEURALGIA.
Xsekacbc. KcnSacbo, Toothache,
Sprains. Braises, etc, etc.
Price, Fifty Ccata. At Druggists and Dca'crs.
THE CHARLES A. VCGELER CO., Sola Pro?'
Balteiosb, iUnrucro, XT. S. A.
TUTTJ
PfLL
TORPID BOWELS,
DISORDERED LEVER,
and MALARIA.
xTom t heo sources arise tbrcc-fourthc
oftho diseases cftho human race. These
symptoms indicate ths.r existence.
Xois of Appetite, Bov.-elu costive,
Sick Headache, fulliisss niter ent
injj, aversion to cieitSonof Iwdyor
ofbavlnc;iie;lectedsfimednty-,ll:
xIticss,FluttcrInfjRtthcireart-I)ot8
before the eyes, highly colored
Urlue.COXSTlPATIO.V.nntl demand
tho uso ofa remedy thatacta directly on
tho Liver. As aLivcrmcdicnjcTUTT'S
1'ILLS have no c.iuaL Their action on
the Kidneys and Skin Is also prompt;
removing all Impurities through theso
three ' scavenpera of thu sstcm,M
prodnchur nnpttito, sound digestion,
regular stools, a clear skin nml a Tig
orousbody. TOTTi PILLS aiuso no
nausi-a oi grlpinar nor iuti rioro Kilh
daily work ana arc a pcrfi-ct
ANTIDOTE TO IV1ALAHIA.
taold e veryvchnPZiS. lliKe4J rmra.N i .
uHDie.
unATiiAmouuHiSKrns changed In.
stantly to a Glokst Ui.uk liyasingio
application of this Din Sold bvDrup.
dts.or sent by express on ruceipt or SL
Office, 4 Murray Street. New York.
rsrr3 eikual o? vzszm isosipis ms.
Tbi Best is ili Ctap-jt!
WYATT & T!K)3IPS0
Are on Deck u 1th an Lr.nu-nse Stock of
STAPLE- FaHOYBROOiRIES,
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
JUT RCEJV0
A Large Assortment 1 1 the Celehrale 1
LOS GATOS OAftNED FRUIT,
Which has no Equal in the orid.
Table PecheGf Bartictt Pears
Apricots, Black Berri s.
Egg Plums, etc ,
At .'percn.
Winslo'w's Corn. 15c per can. To
matoes, 10c. Fiesh, Hcney In
Comb and Bs'racted
Crystal Honey
Drips.
8jmraa Ylgt, Hickory 5a ts. etc., etc.
At the Very Lwcst Cash Prlre!
6AKKIKG AND INSURANCE!
I. W. CASE,
Broker, Banksr, and Insur
ance Agent,
18.TOI42A. - OISI :o..
OFriCKlioUKS :
From 9 o'clock A. M. unci 3 o'clock P. 11.
MURBAY & CO.,
GROCERS
And Dealers in
Special Attention Clvento Filling
I Of Orders.
A FULL LINE CARRIED
And SuppVs funiWied at Satls
IactoiyTeims. Parchases de'.lrered In any part of the city.
Office and "Warehouse
In Hume's New Duildinj on Water Street
P. 0. Bor fS. Telephone No. S7.
ASTORIA. OKEGOX.
Carnaiiaii & Co.
SUCCESSORS TO
I. W. CASE,
IMPORTERS AKU WHOLESALE AND
t&TAIL DKALBUS 15
GKIERAL KERCHAMS
'Vrssr CSoruMsae vAa Cass streets.
V
J STOMA
- OKBGON
a 12 n Bit awn:
4 Ji 3 i H
CuiBri Siipes!
BOUND TO CELEBRATE,
Resolved te Commemorate tke Fay
eat of s llertzase.
"I've got that mor'eage ofFn my
larm at last, run, saia one iarmer
to another, as they met in the road.
"Well, I'm downright glad to hear
it, Sam. You've had som'at of a
hard time a doin' it. An' so you've
wiped itont, have vou?"
"Yes; I paid the last note this
mornin,' an' now I'm goin' home to
have a bendfire: but vou'ro rieht.
Bill, I have had a tarnal' hard time
of it. You know as well as anvbody
what tough scratchin' I've had" to eft
8
that farm paid for."
"Yes, you have had
Sam, I know that."
a hard time,
"Well, I should say so. Why,
dtirn it all, Bill, I've wore out two
wives as good worjeers, too, as you
could find anywhere to say nothin'
of havin' right smart o' sickness
myself, brought on by hard work in
the field an' slim pickin' in the
house ; but owm' to that last woman
oj mine bein' as tough as a penny
rile stear, an not breakin' down an'
throwin' her funeral expenses, an'
the time I'd a lost in courtin' an'
margin' agin in a bad crop year, for
I tell you, Bill, times ain't like they
was when I fust corao into this
country, for, to git a widder now,
that's got any sight of hard work
left in her yit, you've got to fool
away more or les raonev on new
clothes nn do right smart o' taffy in'
to git her. But, as I was sayin',
Peggy stuck in her corks an' kep' a
goin' with her end of the doubletree
till I got on top o' the hill with the
load, an' now, that I'm thar at last,
with signs of an easy grade ahead,
I tell you what I'm a goin' to do.
Bill." b
"What's that, Sam?"
"I'm a goin' to have a time of it,
an' kill a suckin' pig."
"You don't sav?"
"Yes, I do. I'm goin' to have a
celebration an a regular rip snortin'
time."
"Hurra for vou."
" rimt's what I'm goin to do, Bill.
I ain't been on a spree for thirty
year, but I'm goin' to cut loose to
night, if I have to chaw dogwood
bark the rest of my days, an' I want
you to come over and help me make
the woyds howl this evenin' after
you git your milkin' done. What
d'ye say?"
"All right, I'm agreeable. What's
tho programme?"
"We'll get on a high, an' beat tho
bass drum till midnight, if it springs
the rafters, Bill. I've got six bottles
o' pop an' two cigars in the wagon,
here, and that'll be a whole bottle
apiece for us all round, not countin'
your wife for I don't s'pose she'd
care to drink nothin' now an' we'll
go the whole dose if it makes us
desperate. This hero pop is some
thin' they've got up senco I've been
stranglin' with the mor'gagp, an' I've
been famishin' for twenty-five year.
Bill, every time I've seen it zip an'
sizzle in a tumbler at a picnic, to
know what it tastes like, an' I'm join'
to know this very night. Come over
middlin' airly, Bill, an' you may let
every last one of them corks looso,
an' we'll make the Scratch Gravel
people b'lievethar'satigerloose along
the Wabash." Chicago Ledger.
A. Iiong Year.
It is over twenty-nine years since
we were able to view Saturn in peri
helion before and that is the length
of a Saturnian year. While in peri
helion he is under certain conditions
nearest the earth, and under circum
stances most favorable to scientific
observation. His journey around
the sun of 9,009,000,009 miles covers
almost a generation of t'ae lives of
the men and women of this planet,
and when he makes each fresh ap
pearance with his present distinct
ness, it is an event indeed. The
science of astronomy is enlarging as
constantly and as rapidly as any
other science, and the observations
that astronomers will now be able to
take of the splendid planet under its
present favorahle conditions, ought
to add much to the information con
cerning it, and certainly none of the
heivenly bodies has inspired more
eager or intelligent research than the
one whose return we celebrate. But
what a journey is made by this
luminary, whose mean distance from
the sun is 881,000,000 miles, or more
than nine times the distance of the
earth. If it has a race of beings
fitted to exist at such a distance from
the source of heat and light, what
lengthy seasons they must enjoy.
Under such conditions there would
be some satisfaction in having & sea
side cottage or a mountain chalet, for
what they would call their heated
term would extend over a number of
years, iiut the fact is a hundred
millions of miles or so make very
little difference in those almost un
imaginable distances. Probably dis
tance lends enchantment to the view.
But when our earth is dead then
Saturn ami the other great planets in
the course of some millions of years
will take their turn in physical de
velopment, and, perhaps, in some
countless ages hence the wandering
ghosts that have vanished from the
earth, will reappear in new forms of
life upon the yet imperfect, but mag
nificent -world rolling in space and
awaitins for its day to dawn.
Providence Journal.
Senator Hale's wife has an tUfe
tf oyer $1,000,000 im ralie.
BUaley's Medlelae Cket-
I The cbest was made in Boston. It
Is eighteen inches long, ten inches;
wide, and twelve inches deep. It is
' made of rawhide, the comers bein?
strengthenedby capsot moulded raw
hide, which is more durable for this
purpose than iron would be, while it
is somewhat elastic. The chest will
stand the roughest handling to which
it is liable to be subjected, and it
could be submerged in water for
weeks without injury.
Inside the chest is a small tray for
surgical instruments, which is placed
at the bottom. This is of rawhide,
covered with canvas, and, though
strong, is quite light. The sides
slope away from the sides of the
chest, thus lessening the danger of
injury to the contents.
Upon the tray rests a rawhide case,
which occupies the remainder of the
space in the chest. It contains
twenty-four long glas3 vials, so de
signed that labels may be placed on
the tops as well as the sides. The
vials contain simple remedies, qui
nine in its various preparations oc
cupying the greater part of the space,
though the new anaesthetic, cocaine,
is included. Boston Transcript.
Scoil's Emulsion oi Pure
foil Litrr Oil llli flrpoplinvphlfes.
Most Valmihlc for Consumption and
DcbllUij.Dr. N.C. If.EKD.of Columbus,
().,sas: "I have used your Emulsion in
all caes requiring ihi Tod Liver Oil
and Hyrophnspliiies. and do not hesi
tate to pronounce it the bet j et hroucht
before tin- imhlic especially useful in
consumption and debilitated' conditions.'
A child who ha3 just mastered her
catechism confessed herself disap-
Fointed, because, she said, "Though
obey the filth commandment and
honor my papa and mamma, yet my
days are not a bit lung in the land,
because I am still put to bed at 7
o'clock."
Tfaa National Caaplalat.
Dyspepsia Is the n itlnnal complaint. Al
mn t -Tery other nun or woman you ni?et
has it. aud tu resu t is tuat the number of
p3e ldcvn niedlesforltlsauutnrousas Pha
raoh's host. They are for t'.ieniu-st part worth
less. There U. however, a searching eradl
cantof this dUtre-9iiiando'duratQ malady,
on- uhi se enuiue merits Ions i:iee raised
It t a foremost place among the staple mi d
iclne of America. IIo-tetter's Stomach Bit
i isixtlrpatesdjspepsla with greater cer
tainty ;iiid nroiup iiudt thn any Known
eniedy. and s a most genial Invigoraut, ap
e iz-ra-id .tut to secretion These are not
empty asertions, as thousands of our conn
- men anil women who have vxpeilencert
't . fleets an awnre. hut are hacked up b
r-e nigiole nroof repeatedly laid bef re
die p h tc. The Ritters also promote a reg
d r habit of body and gUeabcaithiul stim
ulus to f-e urmary mus
The extreme height of misery is r
jmall boy with a new pair of rubbe
hoots and no mud nor slush in reach
VI though you dwell on unhealthy soil.
You need not fear, you have -St. Jac
, oba OiL
" I hef prought mine schmali pox
mit me," said a German lodger to
the landlady. "Oh, j'ou wretch!"
she screamed. " And me here with
four little innocent children that ain't
vaccinated."
To Regulate
fflTTTI FAVORITE HOME REMEDY U
I HK warranted not to contain a single par
JL llll tide of Mercury or any injurious tub
stance, but Is purely ve-jetablo.
It will Cure all Diseases caused
by Derangement of the Liver,
Kidneys and Stomach.
If your Liver ii out of order, then your
whole -system is deranged. The blood u
impure, the breath offensive; you havs
headacne, feel languid, dispirited and
aerrous. To prevent a more serious con
cmon, taice at once btmrnon
LIVER
REGULATOR. If you lead a
sedentary kfe, or suffer with
Kidney Affection, avoid
simulants and take Simmons Liver Regulator.
ure to reLeve.
If you have eaten anything hard of
digestion, or feel heavy after meals or
sleepless at night, take a dose and you
will feel relieved and sleep pleasaody.
If ycu are a miserable sufferer with
Constipation, Dyspepsia and
Biliousness, seek relief at once in
Simmons Liver Regulator. It docs not
require continual dosing, and costs bat
trille. It u ill cure you.
If you wake up in the morning with
oiucr, iau iaic su yuur asuui,
TAKE
Simmons Liver Regulator. It cor
rects the iiilious btomach, sweetens
the Breath, and cleanses the Furred
Toccue. Children oftea need some safe Cathar.
tic and Tonic to avert approaching sickness.
Simmons Liver Regulator wQl relieve Colic, Head
ache. Sick Stomach, Indigestion, Dysentery, aad
the Complaints incident to Childhood..
At anv time vou feel vour system needs
cleansing, toning, regulating without violent
purging, or stimulating without Itozi
cauag, take
II 11
przpmzd ay
J.ti.ZElLWtC0.,miU1pki,H.
FBICE31.00.
FREE AND EASY!
0K
A PLEASANT EVENING
Call aad Sea
W IOC. JEVEtJBlXym
At his New Establishment Rett
to Jell's KefUuraat.
JTNOTHINQ IUT THE lEtTW
rut 6tmt the Bfcr.
JL smc IavltatiMa SxtMMlad.
uons men
MABKETS.
STAR MARKET.
WSEERY & C0MPAKY,
a-lOXA O.U.U. VU1CU ill cats,
VesetaT3les,
FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS.
OPPOSITE OCCIDENT KOTfcJ
CIIK.VAHCS Street. Astoria. Og.
Washington Market.
Mala trees, jLitorla, Orrjraa.
ItEIlGMAX & CO. lnoi'Rir.TK'
RESPECTFULLY
tlon of the mil
CALL THK AlTKrt
ubllc to the fact that ti.r
above Market will always beuinplled will
FULL VARIETY AXD BEST QUALM
FRESH AMD CUftED MEATk
Which will be sold at lowett rates, wlmii- 1
tfuuanu reiau.
lyspecial attention glren to wppljmt;
hip.
UNION MARKET
When You Want
Oysters. Clams, Crabs. Fish.
Eggs, Uuttcr ot the best quality : when you
want Chickens, hucks, Game of all kinds,
and want them fresh and good, call on C. F.
iweu at me uiun Market on waterstreet.
Vegetables of all kinds constaiitl v on hand.
I warrant everything sold fresh and of the!
Dcst quality.
O. DP1. 3E1.3ESE3I. 5
Telephi.no o. 1(J.
Proprlotor, Union Hnrket.j
B. B. Franklin,
Mertaier and Cabinet Maker,
SQUEWOQUA SJiHEET,
KXT TO THE ASTORIAX BUILDINO.
57A1I work done In a skillful manner on
diort notice at reasonable rites.
1886.
INTEREST
Will be allorred
On Time Deposits.
Drafts ou all the leading Cities.
Wm. T. Coleman & Co..
H. KL.310KE,
Manager Bankinc Department,
Astoria. Oregon.
Sign Painting,
Gliding, Banners, Oil ClothSIgn.
SHOW CARDS.
Fence Advertising-, Price Marks, etc
C. LANE,
Shop and office on Can street : Pike Bros.'
oiu stana.
Wilson & Fisher
Ship Chandlers,
HEAVY AND SHELF
HARDWARE
Paints, Oils, and Varnish.
LOGGERS' SUPPLIES.
PROVISIONS
AND
MILL FEED
AGENTS FOR
Salem Flooring mils,
Portland Boiler Mills,
Capitol Plonx and
FAIRBANKS' SCALES.
ASTORIA. OREGON.
jr. c itoaa,
COUNTY CORONER.
Firat ClaiM Hr and Material
. OS 'KAHD.
SfcopaBdOfiloaGH.aiAlaSt, fthor laatt
BARBOUR'S:
ml Eklhreadf
lru
HAVE NO
GRAND PRIZE
ififfTtr fcJffiiiaBitJfo jm
THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED
HIGHER PRIZES
AT THE VARIOUS
International Imposition
THAN THE OO0D3
THREAD
Quality can Always
EpiicBlI Fistaieii Use no Other !
HENRY DOYLE & CO.,
517 and 519 Market Street,
AGESTf FOR
Seine Twines, Bone and Netting Constantly on Hami.
THE NEW MODEL
A TXTLL STOCK
The Telephone Salooo.
T he Finest Establishment of
the Kind in Astoria.
Especially flttod up for the Comfort and
CooTonlecca oi those who enjoy
SodalGiaa.
Tke Best of Wines and Lienors,
Tke Ckolcest Cigars.
Everything New and First-Class.
M I JEFFREY. Prop'r.
ColMWa Transjortation Company.
FOR PORTLAND!
Through Freight on Fast Timet
THE NEW STEAMER
-TELEPHONE
, - Waleh has ha socially built for the ooaif ort of paw wy wit ! -.
Wllsoa & Flshefg Dock eTery
MnityrWiilRNiay and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at PfrthiM at 1
BetarnloK leaTM rertlaaa qtk7
Tsfttfav aMi Tinfrtiav at 6 A. M.' r.:;vina it Astirit at I f
tAm aAtlttoul Ma wW made os
5L LSrSJL ' MB
EQUAL !
PARIS 1171.
OF ANT OTilBK
'MANUFACTURERS
IN 1HB WORLD. '
be Depended, cut
SAN FRANCISCt,
PACIFIC (JOAHT.
ate.
BANQE CAN BE HAD IN A'
TORIA ONLY 0
fi- M. SAWB9,
AOKflT
OALL AND EXAMINE IT, XO'
WILL BE PLSASKD.
K. It. HAWS la also agt totWm
Buck patent CootiifStm
Aad other ani-atast Stsrw.
FHraaes Wrk. SUaaa WH
tinSsw ato., a ymaimltT' - - -
ALWAYS OK HARD.
SPECIAL NOTICEJ
O. R. & N. CO.
EXCURSION! .
Tickets to Partlant ut KH&eUt
For $2 50, -Good
on any of the Cofflpanyt iws
. A. ROTE
Ar,
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