M rWr m r "" ( tfrK' xmS'" MM L A A A . A4 ASTORIA, OREGON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 25, J 885. PRICE, tf 1TE CENTS. VOL. XXIV, NO. 15 1. BUSINESS CARDS. lAR. A. 1j. and .1. A. FU17TOX. Physicians ami Stirst'ons. Will j-tve proinut attention to nil calls, notnany naitof the cityoi countij. Office over Allen's Store, corner Cass and j Stjuemoqua street Atoiia, urcgoii. Telephone No. 41. OK. FRANK JPAGK. Physician and .Surge on. Ofllce. RooinC, over D. A. Mcintosh s -torc. office Hours :-fl to 11 a. m. ;-" to r i m. Residence, opposite the.lohaus.en building TTVR. O. B. F.STF.S. PHYSICIAN AND bURGEOX. OKKICE Oregon. Gem liui'ding. upstair-., Asloiia, p k. coovr.KT, Attorney nt Lawnml Jotmy Public COLLECTIONS SOLICITED. Office with C. R. Thomson, room .1 oer City Book Store. tk. ALKKEO kixxky. OFFICE IN ODD FELLOW'S BUILDING, Morning Hours, 9 tn 11. Afternoon Hours. 2 to i. Evening Hours, 7 to 8 :30 ; At all other times enquire at hN rooms over Goodman's Boot and Shoe store. iK. a. Dennis. GEO. NOI.AND SOr.AXI fc IOKKIS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. nfflce in Kinnej's Block, opposite City llttil, Astoria. Oregon. . w rvuros. c fui.to.v. FUtTOS BROTHERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Rooms 5 and C. Odd Fellows Building. p EfcO F. PARKER SURVEYOR OF CLATSOP COUNTY ANI City Surveyor of Astona Office :-N. R. corner Cass and Astor streets, Room No. 8 Pp talrs. X q. A. BOWLBY. ttorney atid Counsellor ul Law, Offlce ou Chenamiis Street, Astoria, Oregon. O I. WTXTON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Rooms No. ll and l2.rythlan Cast lo Build ing. j A TUTTI.E. XL. I. PHYSICIAN AUD SURGEON Office Rooms l, 2. and 8. Pythian Bulld- Rksidkncb On Cedar Street. St. Mary's Hospital. back of f P. HICKS. A. E. SHAW HICKS & SIIAW, DENTISTS. Rooms In Allen's Building, up stairs, cm ier Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astotla Oregon. "O R. SPEBIEX. NOTARY PUBLIC, Kearcheror Titles, Abstracter und Convej'aneer. Office on Ca!s Street. S door Mtuth or As torlan offlce, Astoria, Oregon. AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS! Capitol Flour , Manufactured by tho Full Roller rioce", by the Salem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co.. LTMiTrn j The only flour that has taken Fitst Pilze three years In succession at the PORTLAND MECHANIC'S FAIR. Also at State Fair. One trial is sufficient to convince of its sui o riorits'. See that the word CAPITOL is on each sack GEORGE SHIEL. 8 Stalk St., Portland Agent. WILSON & FISHER. Astoria Agents. HAVE YOU AnytMnc to Sell? IN THE MATTER OF Rags, Bottles, Old Metal, or Junk of Any Sort, F0A1 & STOKES Will give you tho best price for 11. Do You Want to Buy SHIP MATERIAL, From a Belaying Pin to a Hawser; from Block to an Anchor. You Can Get what You Want at POARD& STOKES. Headquarters at building. eat onel Water Street. Ship "Sardinian." I HEREBY GIYE NOTICE THAT I WILL not be responsible for any debt or debts that may be contracted by the crew of the ship Sardinian. W.H.C.WABREN, ; ' ' - Master. RedStar I TRADE Y7 MARK, OIIFH Ms I DC Absoluiely Free from Opfctes, Emetics and Poiscn SAFE. AT WEUGGIST3 AXD BrAlXE3. rHE CKfiRLES A. VOGELER CO.,BALTiMORE,HD. bole .Proprietors. TUTTS PILLS TOPPED BOWELS, DISORDERED LIVER, and MALARIA. Fromthcsosources arise tbrco-fourtus of the diseases of the human race. These symptoms indicate their existence. Loss of Appetite, Bowel costive, Sick Headache, fullness after eat ln aversion to exertion of body or mind. Eructation of food, IrrI taulN ity of temper, Low spirits, Afeellng oriiavlnf; neglected some dut yiIz zltiess,riutterlxigattheTrcart,lots before the eyes, highly colored Urlne.COarSTlPATIOXV.unu demand tho use of a remedy that acta directly on the Liver. AsaLivcrmcdicIncTUTT'S PILXS havo no equal. Their uction on tho Kidneys and Skin is nlso prompt; removing all impurities through theso three scavengers of Uie system," producing appetite, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear skin and a vig orousbody. TUTT'S PILLS cause no nausea or griping nor Interfere ivitli dallv work and are a perfect ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA. Sold everywhere 25x OHiee 41 atnrraySuN Y. TUTTS HAli BYE. GbayHair OKlVniFivKRS changed in stantly to a GLOsr Black by a slnglo application of tills Drc. Sold by Drug v.lsts,orsentbyexprcs3onrecelptof$l Offlce, 44 Murrav Street, New York. HIT'S UilttiL CF ttZfUL BS3SB23 I1E2. Carnahan & Co. SLCCE5S0RS TO i. W (A.SE IMPORTERS AN! WHOLESALE n'.TAiL DKALKKS IN AND Hir-J lf!nihi' Hln1 i'.-.is strc'J AST K!A North Pacific BREWERY. JOHN KOPP. - -- Propri.it or. Patronize Home Industry! We.suppl) as COOD A QUALITY OF BEER As Any in the Maiket, A i:i:.VSOAR!.KA PRICE. AT Tie Nortli Pacilc Brewery Beer Is Pure and Unadulterated. It gives general Satisfaction and is Furn ished in Quantities to Suit. Leae Ordeis With Wji. Bopk. Gennania S.iloon. or Cuitis. Kvi:nsox, net m Foard & Stokes. Dally Delivery In Any Part of ihe City. Summons. TUSTICK'S COURT, ASTORIA PRC- J chief, Clatsop county, Oregon. I. Bergman and II. Christcnsrn partners doing busluess under the linn name of Berg man & Co , plaintiffs, vs. Oscar B.iy, defend ant. To Oscar Bay, the ahme named defend ant: In the name of he state of G-eon: You ate hereby iequired to appear before me, the undersigned, a justice of the Beace in and for the precinct of Astoria, latsop county. Oregon, on Monday tho 4th day or January, IPSO, at the hour of 9 a. m. of said day, at the office ot thesald Justice N. K. Ooodctl in said pre cinct, couutv and state, to answer the abo e named plaintiffs In the above entitled civil action, This action is brought by the plaint iffs to recover off and from you the sum of ninety-two and 74-100 dollar", and the dis bursements of this aci ion. This summons is served unoii ou by publication in accord ance with an order made on the 19th day of November, 1SS5, oy S. E. Ooodell. judge of the said justice's court. N. E. GOODELL, Justice of the Peace. F. D. WINTON. Atty. for Pills. f-7t Magnus C. Crosby Dealer In HARD! ABE, IROH, STEEL, Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, TINWARE AND rlOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEFT LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IRON, T71ti A2iD Oopper. SURE, 5CtS, PROMPT V"1 JiOSTOX DOG STOBIES. Showing the Intelligence ef Really Cnltared Anlraali. There is a Newfoundland dog, Lion by name, who gives daily proof of his comprehension of what is said to him. A lady called on his mistress the other day. During her call Lion came in rattier slyly, lay down on the parlor carpet and went to sleep. The conversation ran on, and the visitor said finally : "What a handsome Newfoundland you have!" Lion opened oue eye. "Yes," said his mistress, "he is a very good dog, and takes excellent care of the children." Lion opened the other eye and wa ed his tail complacently to and fro along the carpet. "When the baby goes out he always goes with her, and I feel per fectly sure then no harm can come to 1 her," his mistress went on. Lion's tail thumped up and down violently on the carpet. "And he is so gentle to them all, and such a playmate and companion to them, that we would not take a thousand dollars for him." Lion's tail now went up and down, to and fro, and round and round with great and undisguised glee. "But," said his mistress, "Lion has one serious fault." Total subsidence of Lion's tail, to gether with the appearance of an ex pression of great concern on his face. "He will come in here with his dirty feet and lie down on the carpet, w hen I have told him time and time again that he mustn't do it." Here Lion arose with an air of the utmost dejection and humiliation and slunk out of the room, with his lately exuberant lail totally crestfallen. A dog went every day, with a dime given him by his master, to buy meal for dinner at a butcher's shop. The dog always presented his dime, which went into the till, and then his meat was given him and he trotted home with it. One day the butcher thought he would play a trick on his customer, just to see what he would do. So he put the dime in his drawer and went about other business. The dog waited patiently a long time to be waited on, showing some signs of impatience. The butcher made no sign of serving him. Finally the dog began to bark violently, walking meanwhile from the till to the ehopping-block. "What do yon mean, you rascal?1' shouted the "butcher. "Get out of hete; get out!" And lie kicked the dog out of the shop. The dog lingered an instant, and then trotted away in a determined manner down the street. In a few minutes he came back with a po liceman. BosJtonRecord Squelched at Last. "Young man," said a stern-looking lady passenger on the Niagara express'to the newsmonger who had just tossed a novel in her lap, "didn't I tell yon I wanted none of this stuff?" "Yes'in," retorted the newsman with a crin, "they all say that." "I'llllx him," said the lady, in a fierce whisper, as he passed on, and, opening the window, she sat back in wait for the common nuisance. This time he came around with an armful of caramels. lie laid a half-pound package in the lady's lap and was passing on, when the latter seized the box and coolly tossed it out of the window. "What d've mean?" asked the nuisance. "I'm throwing your goods out of the window, and I'll do the same to everything you give me," replied the irate" passenger. "You'll pay for it," said the man savagely. "Go ahead and collect," retorted the other. The news and candy venderlooked at her a moment, and then realizing that he was beaten, moved on, at last crushed. New York Post. A Galveston school-teacher had a great deal of trouble making a boy understand his lesson. Finally, how ever, he succeeded, and drawing a long breath, remarked: "If it wasn't for ine you would be the biggest don key on Galveston island !". Scottrs Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver OU -with Hypophospkllcs. ForUroncTifal Troubles and General Debility. Thomas Boyne, of. Digby, N.S., makes the following statement: "1 have been UBtng Scott's Emulsion for six months, and have derived more ben efit from it than any other treatment, in deed I believe it has saved my life, and can honestly recommend it to any one for bronchial trouble or any debilitating disease." At a negro wedding when the min ister read the words "love, honor, and obey," the groom interrupted him, and said: "Bead that again, sah ; read it wnnce mo', so de lady kin ketch de full solemnity of do meaninyise been married befo'." The Sisters in charge of St. Yin cent's Infant Asylum of Baltimore, Maryland, write that St. Jacobs Oil has been used repeatedly in that in stitution for rheumatism, and for the pains caused by bruises and other ac cidents, and that its effect has been wonderful. Are you made miserable by Indiges tion, Constipation. Dizziness, JLoss of Appetite, Yel low Skin ? Shioh's Tltal izer Is a positive cure. For sale by "VV. E. Dement & Co, The He tort Courteous. One of the neatest rotorts ever made in Cambridge, Mass. not a bad soil for good things was a brief response lately given b' a young lady to an undergraduate who of fered her, with some hesitation, his seat in a horse-car. She got in with an elder companion. The car was crowded, and two young men sat near. One gave his seat at once to the elder lady ; the other kept his place. His friend asked him dis guising it, however, in German win' he did not give his placo to the" young lady. He answered, in the same language : "Because she is not pretty enough." After a little reflection, however, he, too, rose and surrendered his seat. The young lady took it, and thanked him in German ! The Scavengers or Panama. The narrow, rocky point of laud on which the city is built has a back bone through the middle and slopes on both sides and at the end down to the water's edge. No city was ever better situated for drainage. There can be no apology for its not being perfectly drained. On a fine morn ing, when vou have taken a very early cup of coffee, you saunter out for a walk on tho ancient rampart and encounter a procession of skinny old hags of the serving class hob bling along towards the beach with capacious and malodorous vessels on their heads. These arc about the only scavengers that Panama pos sesses. Their vocation is as old as the city. Correspondence SanFran cisco Chronicle. IVherc Clothing In Cheap. For years Americans have been in the habit when abroad of buying suits of clothes, thereby saving from ten to forty per cent. Kow, it is said, the importation into New York of English-made suits on private orders is a big businesF. The clothes are delivered at the door of the pur chaser, who is put to no trouble at the custom-house, and the price is generally two-thirds that charged by American tailors. An agent takes the measure and satisfaction is guar anteed, f Boston Transcript. Kpitaph for El Mahdi prophet, no loss." Peck's Sun. No THE GRE1T RfGULATOR PURELY VEGETABLE. Are You Bilious? The Regulator never falls to cure. I most cheerfully recommend It to all who suffer from Bilious Attacks or any Disease caused by a dis arranged state of the Liver. Kansas City, Mo. V. R. BERNARD Do You Want Good Digestion ? I suffered in tensely irith Full Stomach, Ilea if -aeJir, etc. A neighbor, ttho had taien Simmons Liter Regulator, told me it ires a sure cure for my troulle. The first dose I took relieved me very muck. ad in one Keel's time I teas as strong and hearty as I ever teas. It is the bent medicine I ever toel: for Jiyfjicpsta. Richmond, Va. . G. CHEXSUAW. Do You Suffer from Constipation ? Testimony of Hiram Warner, Ch!ef-Jutice of C3.: "I have used Simmons Liver Regulator for Constipation of my Bowels, caused by a temporary Derangement of the Liver, for the last three or four years, and always telth ileelded benefit." Have You Malaria ? have had experience mth Simmons Liver Kegu lator since 18GS, and regard it as the greatest medicine of the times for diseases pecu liar to malarial regions. So good a mtiii eine deserves universal commendation. REV. M. B. WHARTOX, Cor. Sec' y Southern Baptist Theological Seminary. Safer and Better than Calomel ! I have been subject to severe spells of Congestion of the Liver, and have been in the habit of talcing from xs to ao grains of calomel, u hich generally bid me up for three or four days. Lately I have been taking Simmons Liver Regulator. which gave me re lief, without ami interruption to business. Middletort, Ohio. J. HUGO. J. H. Zeilin & Co., Philadelphia, Pa. ssaiCE. $i.co. A. B. THOMPSON, THE COLUMBIA FISH AND GAME MARKET Fresh FUli on every clay's Steamer. Tame Oeese. Ducks. Turkeys and Chickens. wim name ot an Kinus. t resn and Canned Fruit. Butter, Eggs and Vegetables. STWill Soil at Ion- Prices.: MUEKAY & CO., ' GROCERS And Dealers In Special Attention Given to Filling Of Orders. A FULL LINE CARRIED And Supples furnished at Satis factory Terms. Purchases delivered In any part of the city. Office and "Warehouse In Hume's New Cuilding on Water Street P. O. Rex 153. Telephone Xo. ST. ASTORIA, OBEGOK. Cannery Supplies ! MARKETS. WVATT S THOMPSON. DEALERS IN FRESH AND CURED MEATS, CHOICE (JEOCEEIES,. PROVISIONS. Crockery and Glassware. ' MJL11 FeecL, 3Hto,I STAR MARKET. WHERRY & COMPANY, Fresh and CuhmI 31 cat-, FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OPPOSITE OCCIDENT HOTEi CIIKXAML'S Street. Astoria. Uc Washington Market. .Ilnin trcct, Astoria, Orcson. nr.Kii.ii ax a co.PitoriiiKTOits RESPECTFULLY CALL THE ATTEN tion of the public to the fact that the above Market will always be supplied with a FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY i FRESH AND CURED MEATS I ! Which will be sold at lowest rates, whole-V saieanu retail . ESpecial attention given to supplying ships. B. B. Franklin, Mertate aofl GaUiet Mate, SQUEMOQUA STREET, KT TO TIIK AST0P.IAX BUILDIXO. v2"AU work done in a skillful manner on short notice at reasonable rates. , 1885. INTEREST Will be alloved On Time Deposits. Prifi- on all the leading Cities. Wm. T. Coleman & Co.. t. KL3IOUE, Manager Bankins Department, Astoria. Oregon. Sign Painting, Gilding, Banners,OII Cloth Signs. SHOW CARDS. Fence Advertising, Price Marks, etc C. LANE, Shop and offlce on Cas? street : Pike Bros.' old stand. FREE AND EASY! ton . A PLEASANT EVENING Call mid See "V7 JEUE3JEJI, At his New Establishment next to Jeff's Kestaurant. -NOTHlNC BUT THE BEST" Passed over t he Bar. A Senernl Invitation Extended. ROSS, CORONER. COUNTY First Class Hearse and Material OX HAND. Shop and Onlce on Main St., above Tloneer Kestaurant. G. A. STINSON & CO., BLACKSMITHING, A.t Capt. Rogers old stand, corner of Cam and Court Streets Ship and Cannery work. Horseshoeing. Wagons made asd repaired. Good work guaranteed. BSHBS9fiHBv BARBOUR'S Irish Flax HAVE NO HE!fe 2y!-8Kt5 jm. A7iwYslil vbooil rfJr iKiau$EsSi iiiiiPiteS533BBMBiSB8MBJKiSMBlSHBwPlfcA GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878. THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED HIGHER P.RIZES AT TIIE VARIOUS International Expositions THAX THE GOODS OF ANY OTHER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN a HE WORLD. Quality can Always Expeneuced Fishermen HENRY DOYLE & CO., 517 and 519 Market Street, - - - SAN FRANCISCO, AGENTS FOlt PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twines, Eope and Netting Constantly on Hand. THE NEW MODEL A FULL STOCK The Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially fitted up for the Comfort and Convenience of. those who enjoy a Social Qla-s. The Best of Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Clfars. Everything New and First-Class. K. la. JEFFREY. Frep'r. Coin Transportation Coiany. FOE PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! THE NEJ7 STEAMEK TELEPHONE Which lias been specially built for the comfort of passengers will Ieaye Wilson & Fl3hers Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. HrAaa4dItIoaaI trip will be made on Saday ef Eack Week, leaving Portlan d atT rIolK. luuy Manila- Passengers bj this roHte connect at Kalama for S0H4 port. H. B. SCOTT, President, Threads EQUAL ! ERvW fSfp be Depended onr 10 Other ! RANGE CAN BE HAD IN AS TORIA ONLY OF B, B. HAWES ' AGENT CALL AND EXAMINE IT. YOU WILL BE PLEASED. B. K. HAWES Is also agent forthe Bnti plesi Cooling Stove And other first-class StOTe5. Furnace Work. Steam Fit tings, ate., a specialty. use AIWAYS ON HAND. SPECIAL NOTICE! O. R. & N. CO. EXCURSION! Tickets to Portland and Return For $2 50. Good on any of the Company's boats E. A. NOTES, Agent. Astoria, Nov. 28th, 1653. A H -? v - U H