(I) t VOL. XXIV, NO. 105. ASTORIA, OREGON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1885. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. BUSINESS CARDS. Rm. A. I., and J. A. FULTOX Pliy.siciausuml Surgt-oiiN. Will nlve promut attention to all calls, tiom any part of the city oi country. Ofllceoter Allen's More, corner Cas and juruioqua streets, Astoria. Oif gnu. relephoni No. 41. 1) U.FKAXK PAUIC. I'liynlciHn mid Surscou. Mlliv. lCooinC, oei I). A. MeInto-.li s stoif. 'kfick Hours:-1 to ll a. i. ; sto5 p.m. ttesidence. opposite I lie Johaiiieii bulldimr D It. LOCKIIAKT. I'll YSIOIAN AND M'ltCKOX. Ofkwk : (ieiu Builtling. up stairs. Aston.i, 1 1 result. n- . liottiti.s. imi. soi.m 41.AM A OOUXCIS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. irtii-t in Klmie'3 litwk, t pposltf Oit Hall. Aitoila. Oregon. c w.t-ui.io.v . c KUl.TfiV. m'i.te: iiicutheks. ATTOISNEYh AT LAW. ttooinsaaud G.Odd Fellows Butltllug. f KIA F. PARKKU SURVEYOR OF c'latHop I'nuuty and 4!ty 1 Astoria Office :-N. E. comer Cass and AMorslieels. Room No. S. T H- A. BOWLBY. Attorney and Councilor t I.aw, omce on Chenamus Street, Astoria. Oregon. .! IV TDTTLK. M. I. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON )t fiob Rooms t.2. and 3. Pi tulan BulM- HIJ. Uksidkncb On Cedai Slieel. back oi ht. Mary's Hospital. J- P. 1JICKS. A. E. SHAW. HICKS fc SUlW. DENTISTS. Kooms m Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria Oregou. r . speii)i:, NOTARY PUBLIC. Searcher of TItleM. Abstracter miH Conveyancer. OtnceoiiCaas Street. 3 doors south ol As torlan office, Astoria, Oregon. P E. CO OVERT, Attorney atLawiiiKtAoiarj Public COLLECTIONS SOLICITED. Office with C. R. Thomson, loom j oer City Book Store. BANKING AND INSURANCE! I. W. CASE, Broker, Banker, and Insur ance Agent, A.MOKIA, - OKEGoa. OFFICE HOURS : From 9 o'clock A. M. until 3 o'clock I. M. AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS! Capitol Flour, Manufactured on the Gradual Reduction System by the Salem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co., limiteoJ the only flour that has taken First Prize three years In succession at the POKTLAXD MECHANIC FA IK. Also at State Fair. One. trial is sulllclent to com luce of lts supc rlority. ee that the word CAPITOL Is on each sack GEORGE SIIIEL. 8 Stalk St., Poitland Agent. WILSON & FISHER. Astoria Agents. HAVE YOU Anytlii to Ml IN T1TE MATTER OF Rags, Bottles, Old Metal, or Junk of Any Sort, & Will jjlve jou the best price Tor It. Do You Want to Buy SHIP MATERIAL, "From a Belaying Pin to a Hawsei : from Block to an Anchor, You Can Get what You-Want at F0AED& STOKES. Headquarters At building, east end Water Street. Nicely Furnished Rooms, WITH OR WITHOUT BOARD: AT Mrs. S. T. McKean's, Cass street, three doors south of Astoriax office. mm STOKES WM mS. rfitet TH GREAT .tffi bm&m REMfcui i FOR Piili; CUiJES Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago. Backacha. Headache Toothache, horc TJii-oivt, sillln.r. "jrHli. IIiaN., Kuril., "jcu'iln. IVu.it Kit?. 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DEALERS IX MEDICINES For fr.ll mformition fcend your addrc-s for 30! o-"CS Riok on the " Liver and Its dl'easis," 'snfosd duam: ST.. nlw yosK. cn3? Wilson k Fisher Ship Chandlers, HEAVY AND SHELF HARDWARE Paints. Oils, and Varnish. LOGGERS1 SUPPLIES. PKO VISIONS AND MILL FEED AfJENTfc FOK Salem Flouring Mills, Portland Holier Mills. Capital Flour and FAIRBANKS' SCALES. ASTORIA. ORKOON. Administrator's Notice. fllUE UNDI.RSHiNKI) llAVIN'C KEEN A appointed administrator of the estate of John AimmdMMi. deceased, notice is here by given that all persons hating claims against the said estate s-hill j-ie-eat lhe same with iiioper ouclieis. within lx monlhsftom this date, at theottleeof I". 1). Wint.in in. the city of AMona, flat sop coun ty, Oicon. Ol.l'K W ITDEILSOX. Admtnls'rator. 0(Mhe.-i;ih, ISS'i iUw 1885. INTEREST Will be allowed On Time Deposits. Drafts on all the leading Cities. Wm. T. Coleman & Co.. S. ELHORC, Manager Kankhc Department, Astoria. Oregon. Abstracts of Title. milE UNDERSIGNED HAS COMPILED JL a set of Abstract Books from the records of Clatsop County and Is now prepared to furnish complete and correct Abstracts of Title to any Real Estate in the County, at reasonable rates. C. R. THOMSON, Attorney at Law. Astoria. Oregon. Office, Room 5, over City Book Store. kSAifFOP'S STOURBRIDGE LION. MAKES FIVE MILES AS HOUE. Horatio Allen, Who First Itan a Locomotive In Asaerlca, and Ills Trip. Your correspondent received an interesting letter the other day from Horatio Allen, the first man that ever ran a locomotive on the American continent. In these days of marvel ous railroad development, -when the country is gridironed with steel rails, and the rush of commerce goes on at lightning speed across the continent, it seems almost incredible that the first engineer is alive. But he is, and what is more, he enjoys life in his quiet home in New Jersey, solving abstruse problems according to a new system of mathematics, of which he is the author. Facetious writers in dulged in cheap persiflage over the supposed mythical personage who ran the first locomotive in the United States, but if they will take time to investigate they will find that he is no myth. Tn this letter Horatio Allen refers pleasantly and modestly to that memorable ride on the Stourbridge Lion, which occurred on the banks of the Lackawaxen, near Honesdale, June 16, 1829. The engine was pur chased in England for the Delaware and Hudson Canal Company, by Mr. Allen, and it received its name, "The Stourbridge Lion," by a mere acci dent. There was a" bulge in the boiler, caused by a flaw in its con struction, and on this the ingenious builder painted the picture of a lion, hence the name of the machine. A description of the engine, published when it was brought to this country, says : "It is nine horse-power, having a boiler sixteen and one-half feet long, with two cylinders, each of three feet stroke. It is calculated to propel from sixty to eighty tons, at live miles an hour." Some idea of the perils incurred by Horatio Allen in that famous first ride on the locomotive can be ob tained by reading the following ex tract from his own account of it. He says: "The road had been built in the summer. The structure wra of hemlock timber, and the rafla of large diraensidhs, notched into caps placed far apart. The timber had been cracked and warped from ex posure to the sun. After about 500 feet of straight line the road crossed the Lackawaxon Creek on a trestle work about thirty feet high, and with a large curve of 350 or 400 feet radius. The impression was very general that the iron monster would either break down the road or leave the track at the curve and plunge into the creek. My reply to such apprehensions was, "that it was too late to consider the probabilities of such occurrences. As I placed my hand on the throttle-valve handle I was undecided as to whether I would move slowly or with a fair degree of speed; but, believing that the road would prove safe, and preferring that if we did go down to go down hand somely and without any evidence of timidity, I started with 'considerable velocity, passed the curve in safety, and was soon out of hearing of the cheers of the large assemblage present. At the end of two or three miles I reversed the valves and re turned without accident to the place of starting, having thus made the first railroad trip by locomotive on the Western Hemisphere." As that was the first time a locomo tive had been driven on a railroad in this country, it was also the first and last time that Horatio Allen, who is still hale, hearty, and happy, ever drove a locomotive anywhere. En gineers in charge of the press light ning Sunday special train from Philadelphia to Scranton will smile to think how they would manage to get over the distance with the olafive-mile-an-hour "Stourbridge Lion." TScranton (Pa.)Letter to Philadelphia Press. "When Sam Houston was president of the republic, the congress of Texas took exception to Houston be ing in the habit of giving his mes sages orally, and insisted that he should write them out ; that the habit of delivering them highly dictatorial, and lacking in respect for congress. Houston agreed to conform to their wishes, and as the next day was the one set apart for the delivery of his inaugural, he made his appearance in the halls of congress with a roll of paper in his hand, tied with red tape, and marked in large letters, "Inaugu ral." He addressed them with the roll in his hand, waving it gracefully that all might see it, and on conclud ing, handed it with a bow to the clerk, and strode out of the chamber. On being opened it was found to be a roll of blank paper. If we work upon marble, it will perish ; if we work upon brass, time will efface it; if wo raise temples, they will crumble into dust; but if we work upon immortal minds, if we imbue them with the just fear of God and our fellow men, we engrave on those tablets something that will brighten all eternity. "1 have neither time nor tncliaa tion to pass paragorics on the de ceased," remarked a funeral orator, "Panegyrics," corrected a parson present. "As you pleaae, sir," re marked the orator, stiffly; "the words are anonymouB." Boston Journal. " I The Weird Bird of the South Atlanta. As the craft bowls along in the South Atlantic a new world seems to open on the voyager. The constella tion oi the Southern Cross has scarce ly become familiar to him before be begins to see animal, or rather bird, life altogether new to him. One of the greatest novelties of this kind that can over impress itself on the mind of man is the albatross. Some morning the lounger will reach the deck and, casting his eye in the wake of the tiup to judge-ber speed, will see a speck just above the horrizon far astern. Growing larger and larger as it approaches, it finally de Velopes into a gigantic bird, and the old sailor, conning the helm, will gruffly suggest the fact that it is proper for the tyro to wet his first in troduction to an albatross. There is Something inexpressibly weird about the bird itself, as well as in its man ner of flight, and it is matter of little wonder to those who have seen it, that a brain such as Coleridge's should have hit upon it for the text of his Lay of the Ancient Mariner. Without a beat of wing, without mo tion of the body, the bird will, by long, easy-going tacks, swoop up from astern until it gets within easy Watching distance from the ship it chooses to follow. It will then "lay to" at that respectful distance and after taking thorough stock of the stranger that has invaded its domain will, with no apparent effort, swoop past the ship to port or starboard, as the case may be, pass it by several cable lengths and then, laying to on the opposite hand to its advance, al low the ship to pass it, and will then once more take up its post as rear guard of the procession. Nothing can be more ghost-like than the ac tion of the albatros a in thus passing or being passed. No stroke of the wing occurs and all the motion ap parent, except that of the almost un intelligible cleaving oi the air, is the half turn of the bird's head toward the ship, made as if to see what man ner of beast this was that had come tc bother it. Though sailors are over prone to superstition, they seem not to be very particular as to the sacred Bess of the albatroBS and will alwayB assist in a capture in spite of the curse Coleridge associates with its killing. Arab Womea aa lghtrs. From the earliest period of their history, the women of the desert tribes were as celebrated for their Bkill with lance or bow, as for that bronze beauty which the composers of the quasidah or the moallakat were never weary of describing. Before Islam it was the boast of many Arabian tribes, as it was afterward of certain Tartar hordes, that their women could fight as well as the men; the Himaryites were among the most famous oi these. All through those ancient Arabian poems, to which Mahomet is said to have re ferred as final authority for the mean Log of certain words or phrases in the Koran, one hnds legends of Arab girls celebrated for their equestrian ism, their dexterity with the scime- tar, and even for the number of men they have overcome in single com bat, islam, by subordinating the woman to the man, and destroying the idea oi male and female equality, did much.to extinguish the warrior spirt oi the fair sex throughout the greater part oKhe Orient; but in the aaerts oi .araDia ana itorwerq Afifca, something of those ancient ideas stffl prevail. N. O. Times Democrat. A Queer People Whose Womeu Wear Beards. The Watalta are a queer people ho inhabit Talta on the Indian Ocean. The body is disposed to be hairy, but ia carefully depilated all over even to the plucking out of eye brows, eyelashes, beard and mus tache. The color of the skin is-gen-erally a dull, sooty black. Beards are the adoration of the race., and are worn in immense quantity by men and women. There are but slight traces of religion among them, but they are in great dread of spirits and are believed to inhabit large forest trees. The sun is their true concep tion of an overruling Deity. Teir marriages are first arranged by pur chase, the intended husband paying the father of the girl the three or more cows fixed as the price. When these preliminaries are settled the girl runs away and affects to hide. She is sought out by the bridegroom ana tnree or four of his mends ana carried off to the hut of her future husband. Prof. Johnson, before the Minneapolis Anthropological Insti tute. In Life's Decline Intli initio beset us to which our youth and maturity were strangers. "Weakness of the loins, rheumatic ailments. djsiep5ia, lois of appetite and unquiet sleep, are among these. As a means of counteracting the infirmities of aj;e, Ilostetter's Stomach Bitters is unri valled. It quickens and enriches the sluggish and impoerishedcirculation.beKets a hearty appetite and youthful relish for the food, and enables the .stomach to digest It. It soothes and invigorates the nervous system and checks a tendency to rheumatism. Its quiet ing action upon the great sympathetic uerve which connects the stomach with the "brain, results in the speedy departure of the rest lessness by nlglit and disquietude by day, which are the reilected manifestations of dyspepsia. It Is a most effectual antidoteto the poison of malaria, gives a healthful im petus to the action of the kidney and blad der, and is an admirable means of resusci tating vigor when Impaired by overwore or otner cause. Why will j'ou cough when iJhiloh's Cure will irive immediate relief. Price 10 cts 50 cts aud SL Sold by W. E. De ment. Lincoln aad HI Dishonest Client. Mr. Lincoln was once counsel for a plaintiff who went on the stand and swore positively that a certain debt due him from defendanthad not been paid. The attorney for the defendant simply produced a receipt in full, signea by the plaintiff prior to the beginning of the case. He had to admit the signing of the receipt, but told Lincoln he supposed the man had lost it. Lincoln at once arose and left the court-room. The Judge told them to proceed with the case, and, Lincoln not appearing, Judge Treat told a baliff to go to the hotel and call him. The baliff ran across the street to the hotel and found Lin coln sitting in the office with his feet on the stove, apparently in deep study, when he interrupted him with : "Mr. Lincoln, the Judge wants you." "Oh, doe3 he?" replied Lincoln; "well, you go back and tell the Judge I cannot come. Tell him I have to wash my hands." The baliff returned with the message, and Lincoln's client suffered a nonsuit. A Dakota Board of Trade. A member of the Cleveland Board of Trade, who was in Dakota last fall happened in a town on the line of a railroad, which only had one wheat elevator. In a conversation with the owner of the elevator, he inquired : "Who makes the price on wheat here?" "Our Board of Trade," was the re ply. "So you have a Board of Trade, eh?" "Well, a good enough one for such a town as this." "How many members?" "Only two myself and clerk ; I'm the bear and he's the bull, and be tween us the market is kept pretty lively." "But suppose the farmer doesn't want to sell at your figures ?" "That never happens. Being as we are the Board of Trade, and own ths only elevator, and being as he is head over heels in debt, and must have money, the market may be quoted as steady." Wall Street News. A non-est man A Chicago poliet man. Pretzel's Weekly. Opium forms the basis of innumer able remedies sold nnder titles alto gether misleading. Bat this cannot be said of Bed Star Cough Cure. It contains no opiates, and is almost magical in the promptness and per manency of the cures which it has effected. That Hacking Coutfti can In o quickly cured bv Jshiloh's Cure. We guarantee it- Sold by W. E. Dement. MARKETS. WYATT & THOMPSON. DEALERS IN FRESH AND CURED MEATS, CHOICE GB0CERIES, PROVISIONS, Crockery and Glassware. Mill JE&&Xm lESto, STAR MARKET. WHERRY & COMPANY, Fresh and Cured Meats, FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OrTOSITE OCCIDENT HOTEL. CHK.VA3IUS Mtreet. Astoria. Otf. Washington Market 31 a I ii street, - Akturla, Oregoa. KKIMi.UAX a CO.i'ftOPRIF.TOltS RESPECTFULLY CALL THE ATTEN tion of the public to the fact that the above Market will always be supplied with a FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY FRESH AND CURED MEATS : ! Which will be sold at lowest rates, whole sale and retail. e-Sneclal attention given to supplying ships. $67,000,000 Capital! Liverpool and London and Globe North British and Mercantile Of London and Edinburgh. Old Connecticut of Hartford XSV COMMERCIAL OF CALIFORNIA Fire Insurance Companies, Representing a Capital of $67,000 OOO. B. VAN DUSEN. Agont. II Ibis flih I II 1 IS duo jaajaaMWaMBfcTTrrgMwEi 'iut l a 3uHmfijE4fci!a'iiiiiiiiiSHE!lan'' S -w .. GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878. THEY HAVR KEEN AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT THE VARIOUS International Expositions TIIAX THE rtOOD-5 OF ANY OTUER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN 'IDE WORLD. Quality can Always be Depended on ! Exjeriert Ffc no Other ! HENRY DOYLE & CO., 517 and 519 Market Street. AGENTS Jb'Olt Seine Twines, Eope and letting Constantly on Hand. The Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment or the Kind in Astoria. Especially litted up Tor the Comfoit ami Conveniance or those who enjoy a Social Glas. The Best or Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. K. I.. JEFFREY. I'rop'r. Magnus C. Crosby Dealer in HARDf ABE, IRON, STEEL, Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, TINWARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEET LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET iROH TJLEL AND Ooppor. Coliili Transportation Goipny. FOE PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! TIIE NEW Tci cdiihiil CLXrnUliL Which has been specially built for the comrort of passenRers will leare Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. ""An additional trip will be made on Sunday of Each TVeeK, leaving Portland at 9 O'clock Sunday 3IornIasr. Passensers bj this route connect at Kalatna for Sound ports. TJ. B. SCOTT, President SAN FRANCISCO, i'AUIPIC C'OAKT. he Gem Saloon. The Popular Resort for Astorians. For the Finest of Wines and Liquors Co to THE (JEM SALOON. AI.EX. CAMPBELL. - - PKOPKIETOK J. EL. D. GrKAI. Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. Ceneral Htorajje and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Bcntou street, Astoria, Oregon. WM. SUGAR, Dealer in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. COKN'ER MAIN AND CHENAMUS STS. STEAMER