' TT? - - - w en ASTORIA, OREGON, SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, JS85. VOL, XXIV, FO.&2. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. & v m '-mS'S BUSINESS CARDS. ffl (ftW ' I'i!3s:a..s::n.I Smp;: on.. Vfc TX , , ; .- tf .XTP&v . Will Ii promm :ttl.:ii o lUI 'iilK ' . Ts3t2"4 Paip ' r oin :uiy p: t nf tW rity r country. J r r- ?C -V jSSfe- , .-i:i-imii.iiiMivls,-.M!a. Or. son. J L j-S&T X33S s v.. fscaxil :Mr. ZSMlI j:i.vj-iiiii..i.dj5i!i-sr'iK. '"- " ,3 7V9-' - i:.,Kiuiiii.oorl.A.?JcIiilai8s:m. ('rfe 7;-; G7:A7 ,rtfn? OKrirK Heiks: i' lo !1 A. i. ;-atr. r.ss. j fcptffi jLjk S. i 2S".42 H ,:(.U.nMiSioMH'i'.UilimiMnlMWtiir I fcfVdiivi .S&nkLjy ?it. l.CKII StT. 1 IH.M 1A. A.M- . i.wii. Oivick: (icm r.uiiilMi?. it;i.l:tiis. Aftorfct.l A. I0!li:i. M.I.A l AiTOKNSiYS A"! LAW. .! us ICistjsi-y'.- '. AMiiria. no'!1' pp. n: . lYOitNKY.s AT iAV. SURVEYOR PF "J:it; County ami '. l i.c.via Ohlee : X. E. corner (as am! Ad '-. Koim No. 8. fc. A. KrtYTS.iiY. ,tn.r:t'y sui" t'wii- Ji:i -I Law. 0;iiri! on CheiumusStiiU't, AMonst. Oii:ii. CAY T!JTTS,K. 3t. f. PH YSI CI Ah' A N I) S W HO K()iv. kkm-K Kooins 1.2.;ini; Vliinu HuiU slsif. Kiu?iiknm:-0:i 'lar StrtH. lack 1 St. Mary's Ho-.ji:l:iS. K I'. IIIl'KS. a. ic v.- 13SCXS A SI3 iV. DKN'i ISIS. Kooins in AllcnS lliiilihnj:. i M:tlJ-s. w i:or Cis ami S.einnU:i stiet'lu. AMfla Oregon . O St. KiKBHK. NOT A it Y PI 53 MC. Seuri'lssTof Titlt". Al4tra' r a:il onv'ya.T. Onki,oiC.is.SIr'iS.!lilii.:-.siiHlli of A torian oll5ct, Atoji-, (livin. BANKING AND INSURANCE! 8. W. CASS, Broker, Banker, and Insur ance Agent, V4?OK!A. - S?JJ-.J. OKnCli II'V.'KS: rrnm : oVJork A. M. mii-S " oV1oK I. 7'i. AHEAD OF ALL COKPKTITOKS! Capitol Mour, A!:uitifactr.red on the Gnuln.il lUulw urn SjMem by Hit Sa'.em (Or.) Capilol Flour Kills Co., l.IMITKlt J lb thP only flour that 1i:ls laKtMi Fitt I'lir' three ears hi hiccpjs!ii at tlu POIITjA'I 7tlF.liWASStVri KAIK, A Io at State I'air. One tn.U is siinicleur tocomitie ! JtSMii-e-noiity. ilce that th" word CAPITOL tson ic!i .u'k GEOHGK SJHKL. S StaiK St.. IVii'aui! Aki J WILSON & FISIIEi:. AMoiia Asenis. HAVE YOU IX THE MATTER OE Rags. Sotties, Cid rectal, or Junk of Any Sort, FOARD k STOKES Will give yon the bct price for it. Bo You Want io Buy SHIP MATERIAL, From a Iielaj hiR Tin to a Hawer; from Blotk to an Anchor. You Can Get what Ycu Want at FOARD & STOKES. Headquarters at building. eat ti d Water Street. Notice of Assignment. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO ALL whom it may concern that the umler signeil has been appointed ashjiiee of tiie estate of M. 1). Kant, an insolvent : and all nersons havinir claims asrainstald insolvent. are requested to present the same to the asj siimee properly verified at his office at 1. Arl Stokes & Go's, In the city of Astoria. Clat sop county, tdate of Oiegon, within three months from this dato. lMilLIl A. STOKES. Astoria, Septembers, 1885. AuYttii to ill? -ST -JJTV. .-" 3J-ii.J.U , tAB5-0..aaasfce.lsa&ai.Taoiliaclie. 1V VLrtit H.H!n;r 'i.rs.iss Kr:!v, t' ii ,7ftr. j.-i.iLi rJs AiBAnsr.-. CSMenf.i.t K.iu.cu ) IU.Hlnrr, X i., I i-A. pi K s g S -wt. ; B I fiKS S?-K TORP3D BOWfcLS- and EftALARiA. , ntUiQiliseascsri'tlicliui'iMir..'''. Thf pyiaj'Ioias Indicate li't r i.wtijcc l.sa of ApjicJItc, K .Vvl. rojti'.i,l Siclt Jlcaunciic, fal s n-iir o.t trrivcrsinu to csci 5t x Z-ilyor inlatl.Krnctatioiiof 1"- .1,1'iSIaljII ItycrteiMior,rewT.i!i.i'" Afcc!Inf iKsforo the cjts, Isicaly colorctl rriitcCOarSTIPATIOiV.nnd tl"mi il tliou'cifareniOHVtLula'Isdircellvoii lheLh it. AsalJVcrii!cdu-i'i"TDSZ'S 1'ir.IS havu no cnuil. Tic iractiouon the Kidneys a?id Skin i"? :tlo prompt; jtssnovinj? all impnniio., through Ihco three " Scavcjiprs of tiie sjetem," jirodneintc apiwtUe, outid fhestion, i:i-tr slooKa clear .iia ami a vis-)rc:i-.ltoi5y. TCTT'.S PIEr.S ciasoao uaiist. a ot prripins nor I'jtorrero "Willi dailv work and are a perfect AHTJl3 0TEp TO" fvlALARIA. N!dfnrj si'tn-Cfs. oalec U i.lr" Sr.Z V. R '& ii s SairStBd tL5 ti Esr GkatIIaikok V.'kistc: :? rl-angod in. rtantly toaGiFi i!r,HK l. nsinglo api:iwilioiioi:!i:sl. t-old byDnicr- ntfl.orsi"itb .pr'-jon rvfciptof cl. rtlSkK. 41 Mtirrav Street, licw Vorlr. &Z7Z UlVViL C? U3S7BI: EZCSITXS F2IE, en Think tlieT know all about Mustang Lin imnt. Few do. Not to know is ne: to have. Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin ; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beauty on the skin. Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. THE F NE AMERICAN SHiP T"3rS, "ih 1. MVt I, i nt.w . a. ;;: salv.x From Astoria to LivernooJ. rra:'.frei ! :.. iisitt :iv;;l to Mil. l.K. WIJ.siiN&i'n. r.irt'and, Or. 0. W. MAKTIH. CandiOs; Fiuiis. Foreign and Doiaerjtic. Evciy Variety cf Fruit in Season. SqwiM'Mtita trtH-t Next Tioor to ths Gc:ti Saloon NoUcc. milK TAX I.1S1 AND A-SltSsaiKXT Ji ndl i.f scho.l dhM.rstt Ke. 1. -Vtona. Cl.its(i C4ml. Oiej:M. t sum ta i;i hands forcollorJiiHi, and nisi rriuihi with'sitc for sil) da- frMM did", afk-r wliicJi time said tases wfll Ik ui-liixim-Hl. larlis astcrc-ted p'ease lake notice. . G. HUSTLER, Clerk lHl. No. 1. Astoria, Anusl 15lh. 18S5. Notice of Administratrix. TVJOT1CE IS HEREBY Hi VEX THAT THE Lrl nnderMjnjed was on the 22nd dav of Sep! ember 1SS1 avpumtttl administratrix or the estate of O. I), youikj, deceased. AH per sons bavin? claims aamst sad estate are herebv notified to present the mojjc, verified ashylaw rctinircl, to me at my residence on.lolm l)aj s River In Clatsop county, Or egon, vrl:!:in six months from this date. LUC V C. YOHNC.. Administratrix. Astoria, Oieson. September, 1SS5. For Rent. milE SALOOX KNOWN AS "THE COL JL orado," on Chcnamiu:, between Ronton and Main. Kaluon fixtures for sale or io let. Apply to WM.LOK1J. THEBLIZZABD. Bob II unlet to Tells of tccturinj; in the Northwest. Pearl- beloved, if you wanttoh.ivo fun, get up a lecture'and bring it out West when the blizzards arc ripe. Last Saturday I drove from Ililldale, IoTva, to Tabor. It was only eight miles, and it wasn't so awfully cold. I Pomewherc between an inch and an ' inch and three-quarters below the j dot; but as I had breathed the balmy air of Wisconsin only a week before at 32 degrees below the belt I didn't mind a little thing like that. But Monday morning 1 made a drive of twelve miles across the country from , Tabor to Malvern. A young student of Tabor college, Gilbert Brooks, ! took me down, because he knew the i roads of the country and the ways of Iho blizzard. Now, when it blows out in this land it blows. It doesn't i slop for the cold and it doesn't stop to j inquire the way. It blows a thousand j miles a minute, and if it find a snow- j drift located not to suit it, it just moves the drift into a new place, and I sweeps the old ground perfectly baro of snow. And cold ? Tho hot bricks ! froze to our feet, lcs3 or more. Vo j rattled over the rough, frozen roads where the ground was bare, then we would plunge into snowdrifts up to . the horses' corsets, and all the time ! the pitiless wind, sweeping all the j wa down from Alaska, whirled tho , light snow into our faces and searched out every crevice and wrinkle in blanket and ulster. Shade of tho j (;iwi twuix; ucui, uui iu iua tuiu; And as far as the eye could reach across the great whiiedrif ted prairies, the snow went sweeping, whirling into fantastic circles, rising in great gyrating columns, combing over like ocean breakers: mile after wintery mile the Arctic dance went on, and , tne gnostiy squadrons ot tneirozen north went charging over theso measureless plains, and ever the fierce sweep of the sibilant, hissing winds, for there is no forest here for them to sing and roar through. Time and again tho horses turned their heads away from the fierce onset of of the snow and blast, and only tho skillful driving of my comrade kept them in the road and "laid in the leads." Tho only living souls wo saw in those twelve miles of storm and cold were three little country children going to school ! two boys and a little girl. That's Western stock for you. As wo passed them the boys hailed uschecnty: "Mister, gimme a ride!" That's boy all over. Then getting from Malvern to Council Bluffs, I stayed in tho Wabash railway station all day, fraternizing joyously with the tramps in the common comfort of a red hot stove and waiting for a train. There were good hotels only a square away, but bless you, you couldn't have pulled me away from that stove with a stump machine. All trains late. Nothing in on tho "Q," the "cannon ball" stuck in the snow down at Ilumeston. The belated brakeman, on a stray freight waiting for orders and a thaw, said he thought I might go down on 22, if she went on 18's time, get off at the "Y" and catch the four sixteen passenger down the branch and meet G7 at the sidcing when she came up on construction as far as bridge 34, and then jump the gravel for tho junction, and make second 1G or extra 10, he couldn't say which, as far as the slow board at the "Q" crossing, and then I could run wild and get to tho Bluffs on 2. "Two what?" says I. "Two legs," says he, and honestly I think that is the way I would have gone, if Wabash mail hadn't thawed out in time to land me in Council Bluffs, just in time to freeze my ear, which I did, walking from tho opera house to tho U. P. dummy for Omaha. Come out and freeze up with the country. Presidential nandirrltin;; Abraham Lincoln wrote a small, careful hand. The handwriting of General Grant is easy to read. Andrew Johnson's handwriting was large and labored. Ilis fingers seemed all thumbs. Zachary Taylor wrote with a blunt pen, with few flourishes and no at tempt at ornamentation. John Tyler, next to Garfield, was the best writer among tho Presidents. Ho wrote a clear, legible, open hand. Martin Van Buren did not like to write, but when he did sign his name it was in large, round characters. Franklin Pierce was tho worst writer of all the Presidents. His writing was not pretty, but it could bo easily read. The handwriting of William Henry Harrison was classic. He was a man of varied accomplishments and wide information. No ono would ever be able to coun terfeit the handwriting of Rutherford B. Hayes. He never made tho same letter the same way twice. James Buchanan was proud of his handwriting. He prided himself on his punctuation, spelling and tho elegance of his style of composition. James K. Polk made a signature which looks like copper-plate. Every line of it is well made, and there is a flourish under it which would do honor to a writing-teacher. Among the brilliant jokes recently evolved by the American humorist are these: "A plumber never uses a plumb." "Nor docs a barber use a barb nor a tailor a tail. If a tailor never, never uses a tail, his coats must be all roundabouts. A Juvenile "Jew le Spirit." "Children and fools tell the truth," I have heard, and certainly children have a faculty of working the truth in at the wrong time. Truth is a good thing in its place. But the great harm comes from using it at an inop portune time. I am the only and original father of one of the class of children who are loquacious and truthful in a way that makes the parent heart bleed sometimes. If this little incident did not happen to make me its victim, I would scorn to tell it, for people ought not to make themselves or their children too con spicuously smart in print. Guests" were invited to dinner, and while in my baronial hall the welkin rang and the cold baked bean was passed around amid jo3ous laughter, and witty remarks rang out on the warm air, while the gorgeous flagons and glittering cut glass and silver of a neighbor shone resplendent beneath the mellow light of tho chan delier and candelabra, the humble writer of these lines, as the host, would ever and anon make a brilliant remark which would bo received with wild and Jlumultuous applause. If a guest sought lo evade his 'duty as an applauder, or to come in on time with his or her welcome plaudit, that guest was marked by the eaglo eye of the carvist, and he was given the neck of the turkey and tho wing of the duck as a mark of respect. Habitual gucsis at my houso have learned this, and whcnl ladle out the gravy and a " Jew do sprit," as A. Ward called it, the' know that they can take their choice between bois terous laughter and starvation. In this way the meal passes off with much eclat. For each sla"sh of tho carving knife there is a suitable joke, and thope who have been in the habit of eating at my table are aware that there is a proper moment for mirth, just as there is for napkins, finger bowls or coffee. I do this partly because I want to draw attention from my carving. My carving is like my dancing. It is not conventional. It is extremely orig inal, bold and audacious. I try to introduce joints where nature did not intend to have them, and I seek lo make short cuts across a fowl in a way that is productive only of cha frill, vexation and fragments of hen. Tun is a weak, fallible creature, a:nl he ought notto seek lo monkey with tho anatomy of a fowl or to impro vise joints and apertures where they do not belong"; for at such, time as you think not the knife will slip, and and it will tip over the celery-glass and fill tho bosom of a warm person al friend with gravy. To attract attention and keep up the spirits of the company, therefore, I make it a kind of business, as it were, lo fill the air with harmless amusement at the same time that I shed btufiing through the atmosphere and mutilate the bosom of the hen. This gives mo on opportunity occa sionally, to gather up the sage, bread crumbs and gizzards out of my lap, and return them to the platter with out exciting remark. A few weeks ago on an occasion of this kind, a cousin of mine a young lawyer connected with the Omaha road, a young man of good parts, and whose business it is to stand between the Omaha road and substantial jus tice, at so much a year and traveling expenses was present. 1 had just said something smart to keep tho company good-natured while I asked a young lady at tho other end of the table to please return the duck which I had inadvertently pre sented to her with the carving fork stuck in it. Everyone was laughing joyously and trying to conceal it by putting their napkins hi their mouths when my cousin turned to my little daughter and said : "Bessie, haven't you got a funny papa, though ?" "Yes, indeed," said the ungrateful, unfilial and irreverent heir apparent to a great name ; "'OU better believe he's funny when wc have company." And yet people wonder why I am not the same genial host that I used to be, and why the children do not cat at the first table, and why Ihcrc is a sound of kicking against tho door of an adjoining room, and the occa sional wail of a hungry child as tho meal nrogrcsscs. Eli Perkins once told me that he was teaching his little girl to tell the, truth. I asked nun who he employed to attend to the irksome task, and whether he was not rash to take up a branch of tho science for which there was getting to be so little use. It is said that truth is mighty and will prevail. It is certainly mighty in the mouth of a child. Still, wc may always expect moro or less of it ' from children until they get to mov ing in good society and learn better. That Dirty Dandruff. Dandruff is dirty and disagreeable in every way. It soils the clothing continually," and is accompanied by a hatclly less annoying sensation of itching. Tho scalp is diseased. There is nothing in the world so thoroughly adapted to this trouble as Parker's Hair Balsam. It cleanses and heals the scalp, stops the falling hair and restores its oriirinal softness, "loss and color. Is not oily, highly per fumed, an elegant dressing. Very economic.il, as only a small occasion al application keep3 the hair in per fect condition. Are vou tnaiK misprabli by Iiuli gctflion. Constipation, Dizziness. Loss of appetite, Yellow Skin ? Shilolfs Vital izcr is a positive curt'. For salts by W. E. Dement. Tho Amount of "Water Trees Absorb. Dr. J. M. Anders, in a geological survey report, gives the results of his . ipjiuirv as to the quantity of water pumj2j"om the earth by trees. He-" finds Vhat the average exhalation front soft, thin-leaved plants in clear weather amounts to about one and a' quarter ounces Troy, per day of twelve hours, for every square foot of surface. Hence a moderate sized elm raises and throws off seven and three-quarters tons of water per day. i In the report the facts are applied to ? what is going on in America, where-, certain inland fertile districts are be-. , coming converted into deserts by wholesale clearings; and in other, places, such as the plains of Colorado,! where only five or six years of irriga tion and planting has already pro duced a measurable incieasc of rain fall. It is maintained thatthc deserts ' of Syria and Africa are the results of , cutting down trees, and that original luxuriance may be restored by skill ful rep'anting." ' Tho last of the Barc'uns Cupid. 'Earlj- to bed and parly to rise, ' makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise,' says an old proverb. And it may be added that on the slightest symptoms oT tho approach of rheu malini, a man ought at once to go m bed, and be well rubbed with St. Ja cobs Oil. He will be able lo r:?e early after that. ifAP.KETS. WYATT & THOMPSON DEALERS I FRESH AND CURED SSEATS, .CHOICE GEOCBEIES, PROVISIONS, Crocker v ami Gliisswsiiv. STAR MARKET. WHERRY & GOEPAKTY, Fresh and Onreu HI wits, FRUITS, BUTTER, and EGGS. OITOSITE OCC!KT il'TJ J Jf!:X.V3rs tnirocf. AnJoria, Hi;. Washington Market. "Halts 'iietl, ,tlri:t, Cicaon. ttv:2i::.i:A. : r&.s:u;if:!&.Ts5 jL?E-:ECrrEOLL CALL the attex Lz, lioa of tiie piiMic to the fact that the aboMr Mirkvl wnl ::JwiysboMipplItHl with a FULL VUUKTY AND P. EST QUA LIT. riiZ.$rt ArSi CUKSn 'VlSVYi b ! Which will be ariW at 1m'asI iah-. u !:oI; saVa'nl retail. ;.jT"S;H-r:.i! n:tfi:tion fjivc-n lu sujijilymg sh.i. $67,000,000 Capital! Liverpool and London and Giobe. North British and mercantile Or London and iMinlur'h. Old Connecticut of Hartford, ASU COMMERCIAL OF CALIFORNIA Fire Insurance Companies, Kcprt'Si'iit h;; afV.pital of $67,GOO OOO. P. VAX DUSEN. Agent. ASTomA mn WORKS. IjRNTONSrKKKT, IKAK l'AKRPU iiOirjiK, STOKIA. - OKECON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LMMI1BIEEM1S BoilerWork, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work a spe claity. Of n!l Descriptions made to Order at Short Xotloe. A. D. TYass, rrosldont. J. (J. IIustlku, Secretary, L V. Cask, Treasurer. .ioiix l'ox.Supcrintendent. For Sale. A COMFORTABLE FIVE ROOMED house and lot, well situated. Cask takes a bargain. Inquire at this office. -BAeBOUR'SH- Slidli i idi I III odlio "i iqilji.- PwWn toil 1 1 iTiHfflinil M ...j' MBLi """"" i MmmmmminKatm msssmmssKmmmws mw.mm vAJM"! -s-a-5-s gyHSlA WMkfcg) 3, ircnAl &?jS 7-&m54, T " T IMf sy-gfJSy GRAND PRIZE PARIS 1878. THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT TIIE VAH10US THAN THE OOQDS OF ANY OTHER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN TDK WOULD. Ouaiity can Always be Depended on ! ExpriiceJ FiSrt i Other ! HENBY DOYLE & CO., 5 1 7 and 5 1 9 Market Street. SAN FRANCESCO, AGKXTS FOSt 1'At'IFtV COAST. Seine Twines, Rope and letting Constantly on Hand. Tho Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially lilted up for the Comfort and Convenience of those who enjoy n Social Glas. The Iicit of Wines ami Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. K. I.. JEFFREY. Farnp'r. agnus C. Crosby Dealer in HARMS, LRU, STEEL Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, TINWARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEET LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET SRO?S Tt AND Copper. jmji-a-rmriTTirT (Mill TransBDrtatton Company. FOE POBTLAUD! Tkrough Freight on Fast Time! THE NEW csarosoxanaBBSsB Which has been specially built for the comfort or passengers will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning loaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at S A. M. arriving at Astoria at ? P. M. J3r-An additional trip will be mado on Sunday of Each TVceK, leaving Portland at 9 O'clock SnndayvHorninK. Passengers bj this route connect at Kalaroa for Sound ports. U. B. SCOTT, President! positions The Gem Saloon. The Popular Resort for Astorians. Fori ho Finest of Wines and Liquors Go to THE GEM SALOON. ALEX. CAMPBELL. - - PROPRIETOR J. R. D. GUIAY. Wholesale and retail dealer In. GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage and Wharf ago ou reason able terms. Foot of llcnton street, Astoria. Oregon. WIS. EDGAR, Dealer In Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. COKNER MAIN AND CIIENAMDS ST3 r na.m i-rswi in nwi bcbw STEAMER I PI PFIIIIWI1-----