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ASTORIA, OREGON;
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 23. 1SS3
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
POUT OF ASTORIA.
VESSELS IN T11E RIVER.
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Portia, JJr ep 1421 Colona
llritish Army. 15 r sp 1259 Jotin T. Berry Am sp
.losio Troop, lir bk HW3 Geo. Faricbild, Am tlc
iryof Ucnares.BrsplKT M. E.Watson. Br splfiTO
Director. Br bk CTS, T. F. OaVes. Am sp 1SS3
VESSELS OS TEE WAY.
S'roca Forelesi Ports, for the
Columbia River
Aboona Br sp 979 Burnt island May 12
Abercorn, Br sp 1262 Sydney Sept 7
Abernjte. Br 01:700 Brisbane
Allerton.Brsp2(tt3Svdney July 23
Carnmony, Br bk 1255 Sydney July 20
OlanMcLeod. Brbk GIG Rio Auk 21
City of Florence. Br sp 1200 Australia
Cormorant, Br sp 1073 Sydney
County of Merioneth. Br bk IOC. Montevidio
Cochrina, Br bk 931 Ounedin
Caonabo, Br sp C6C Sydney July 25
Compadre, Brbk Brisbane July 29
Dilbhur. UrbklOSl Coquimbo
DoTenby. Br bk 823 Livenool via Victoria Auij, 31
Durisdeer, Brsp9S9 Dnncdin July 30
Karl Ho3ebprry, Br bk 1150 Buenos Ayres
Khry, Brbk 767 Xewcastle. A
Firth of Stronsa, Br bk 900 Sydney
Firth of Oorroch, Br bk 907 Liverpool Sept. 2.
Uriscdalc, Br sp Liverpool May 1
Olcnafton. Brbk 1109 Brisbane
Glenshco, Brbk S19 Callao Sept. 5
Hichmoor. Br bk 1113 Newcastle K S W. Auc IS
Java, Brbk SM) Rio
KincarJincshirc, Br bk 1252 London Sept. 5
Lai la Itookh. Br bk Adelaide
Lorraine Br bk 823 Alcoa Bay
Lord Kinnaird. UrbkSM Caldera Auz 21
MacDiarmai, Br spl3C0 Sidney Aug2
Mcrcia, BrMc7M Rivoli
Maude. Brbk 1077 Sydney
Moltkc, Gor bk 83 Liverpool Feb 25
Noss Head. Br bk 1072 Sydney Aug 29
Norcross, Brbk 897 Brisbane July 29
Peri, Br bk 8a7 Brisbane
Primcra, Brbk M7 Brisbane July Si
Rals'.on, Br sp 815 Adelaide
RespiKadcna.lJrsplC.lt Australia
Santiago. Br bk 4C0 Sydney
Singapore, BrbkfOG Buenos Ayres
Titlionoss. Br bk 11.12 Sydney Aur 1
Victoria Bay, Brbk 1118 Sydney
Wesl York, Br bk GS9 Brisbane J uly 29
From American I'orl.n.
Carmarthen Castle, BreplJ07 AVilmincton
Olive S. Southard. Am sp IVciv York April IS
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The hours between nmluigut and noon are
deslpiated by a (a. m.), those belween noon
and midnight by ; (i m.). oh. OOm.a denotes
midnight, 01. Win, denotes noon.
The height is reckoned from the level of
average lower low waters to which the sound
ings arc given on the Coast Survey charts.
Columbia River Exports.
SHIPMENTS FOKKION.
SKITKMltKR.
2-jTo Quccntuicn,pcr Xagpore.
"Wheat, G3.281 bus.... .. .
.? 4G.1G5
2 To Li vcrjiool per Blrmah,
Salmon, 37.59S cs 1S7.490
21 To Quccnutoivn per SuVtclma.
Wheat, 5G.431 bus 40.G20
AHtorlaltcta.il 31arkt.
Flour per bbl $4.25
Wheat, per cental S1.40
Oats, " Sl.33
Bacon, sides per lb, H12 els.
Shoulders, " 10 cLs.
Hams, " 13lj cts.
Lard, " 1015 cts.
Beef, 715 els.
Mutton, 712 ets.
rork, 1012)4 cts.
Veal, 1015 cts.
Butter, per roll 4045cts.
Escs, per dozen 27:50 cts.
Potatoes, 90c V cwt
Cheese, per lb ."18 cts
Cornmeal, per lb 3 cts.
Oatnieal, " 5 cts.
Beans, " 3X4 cts.
Coffee, ' I040cts.
Tea, " 2T.90cts.
Bice, 4 7 0 cts.
Sugar, " fKllcLs.
Syrup, per gallon 70c SI.
Iloncj, per gallon S1.15.
Salmon, per kit $4.50
Onions, yer lb :54 cts.
Apples dried per lb G10 cts.
reaches " " 13 a 30 cts.
Plums, " " I012"cts.
Candles, per lb 20 cts.
Chickens, per dozen SO.
Hay, per ton 10$1P.
Hides, per lb 5 9 cts.
Oils, per gallon, boiled linseed, 75c;
raw linseed, 70c; coal oil. 33c; lard$1.23
Gr. A. STINSON & CO.,
BLACKSMITHING,
At Capt, Kogers old stand, corner of Cass
and Court Streets.
Ship and Cannery work. Horseshoeing.
Wagons madn and repaired. Good work
guaranteed.
FOR RENT.
Four Rooms, Centrally Located
AND
SUITABLE FOR HOUSEKEEPING.
APPLY AT ASTOEIAN OFFICE.
ASTOBIAN DIRECTORY.
State Officers:
United States Senator J. N. Dolnh
Kepresentallve in Congress B. Hermann
Governor...
. l.aiooay
Chas. B. lloores
It. P. Earhart
F. E. Hodgkln
Ed. Hfisch
. A. F. Wheeler
E. B. McElroy
W. IL Bvars
...E, P. llcCornac
Ur. II. Carpenter
Governor's Secretary ..
Secretary of State
Assistant Secretary ..
State Treasurer: ..
Assistant Treasurer
Sup't Public Instruction.
State Printer.
Clerk School Land Board
Sup't Insane Asylum-. ..
Sup't Penitentiary. ..
.Gco. Collins
w. P. Lord
Supreme Judges . .-J .
J. B. "Waldo
W. "W.Tliayer
DiBTiiicx Judges :
First District L, It. "Webster
Second District......-.. . Robert Bean
Third District
K. P. Boise
Seneca Smith
F.J.Taylor
.... M. L Olmstead
Fourth District....
Fifth District
Sixth District
Clatscp County Officers:
Judge C. A McGuIre
Clerk ............... C. J. Trenchard
Sheriff. .W. G. Koss
Commissioners glVK
Assessor J. F. Warren
Treasurer..... . Isaac Bergman
surveyor.... . rarKer
School Sup't M. I). Wilson
Coroner. J. C Hoss
Astoria City Officers:
Mavor J. "W. Hume
Auditor aud Clerk .T. S. Jewett
Treasurer ...... J. G. Hustler
Street Superintendent Thos. Logan
Chief of Police Clark Loughrey
Police Judge...
Sexton
C. IL Stockton
A. Fruit
COUNCILMKN :
(C. If. Cooper
First Ward A. A. Cleveland
( Isaac Bergman
( Tlios. Dealy.
Second Ward C. J.Tionrliard
I Chas. Gmtke.
SOCIETY MEETINGS.
Temple Lodge, No. 7A.F.A.M.
REGULAR COMMUNICATIONS
first and third Tuesdays in each
month, at 7C o'clock, r. m at the
Hall in Astoria. Members of the order hi
good standing are invited to attend..
By order of the W. M.
Bearer Lodge No. 35. L O. O. F.
EGULAR MEETING EV- t-s&-ni.
R1
erv Thursday evenlnj: nt-oynsSs
seven o'clock, at the I'lgerSSS1
room in Odd Fellows Hall, Asto- "4
ri:u Sojourning members of the order in
good standing, cordially invited tonltend.
Uy order N. U.
Ocean Encampment, No. 13, 1. O. O. F.
OEGULARMKEIINGSOF OCEAN EN-
IX campment 2io. 13. I. (). O. F., at the
Lodge, in the Odd Fellows Building, al
seven v. m., on the second and fourth
Mondays or each month. Sojourning breth
ren cordially invited.
By order 0 P.
Seaside Lodge No. 12, A. O. U. W.
THXJULAR MEETINGS OF SEASIDE
MX IxKlge No. 12, A. O. U. "W. will be held
In their Hall over Caruahan & Co.'.s on
Thursday evening of earh week, at 7 o'clock.
Members of the order In good standing, and
visiting Brothers arc invited to attend. Li
brary will be open fifteen minutes before
and after each meeting. By order M. W.
O. BROWN, Rec
Cueliing Post No. 14, G. A. R.
T EGULAR MEETINGS OF THIS POST
JLV on the second and fourth Tuesdays of
each month at 7:30 r. m. Visiting com
rades cordially invited. By order
P. O.
Cushing Relief Corps No. 3, Q. A. R.
REGULAR MEETINGSONTHESECOND
aud fourth Tuesdays of each month, at
2 r. m.
By order Mrs. C. ROSS.
Secretary.
Pacific Lodge No. 17, K. of P.
REGULAR MEETINGS OF THIS
Lodge every Friday evening, at 7:30
o'clock, in their Castle Hall, Sojourning
Knights cordially luvlted to attend.
W. A. SHERMAN,
K. of R. and S.
Attention Membors Co. H, O. S. M.
A REGULAR MEETING OF THE COM
pany will be held at the Company Ar
mory on Wednesday evening, September
30th. 1SS5. By order Company Commander.
A.S.REED, lstSergt.
Common Council.
REGULAR MEETINGS, SECOND AND
fourth Tuesday evenings of each month
at VA o'clock.
tt3-persons desiring to have matters acted
upon by the Council, at any regular meet
ing must present the same to the Auditor
and Clerk, on or before the Friday evenlup
prior to the Tuesday on which the Council
holds its regular meeting.
THOS. S. JEWETT,
Auditor and Clerk.
A. V. Allen,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer 1d
f$Foe$rt89
PtOYlslQBBj
MILLFEED.
Glass and Plated Ware,
TROPICAL AND DOMESTIC
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
Together with
Wines, LiquorsJobaccoXigars
C. BT. MAETIN.
Candies; Fruits. Foreign and
Domestic.
Every Variety of Fruit in Season.
Squemoqua Street.
Next Door to the Gem Saloon.
E. Lemon & Co.,
Stevedores and Riggers,
PORTLAND and ASTORIA.
POBTLA2 d Office No. 1C North Front St.
Notice.
STATE OF OREGON, COUNTY OF CLAT
sop. SS.
By order of Hon. Seneca Smith, Judge of
the Circuit Court of the state of Oregon for
the 4th Judicial District, made September 10,
1835, a meeting of tho credltors.'oi the estate
of F. B. Elberson insolvent, is called to meet
at my offlca in Astoria, county and state
afore 2ald, on September 25th, 1SS5, at 10
o'clock A. M. for thepurpose of choosing one
or more assignees of said estate In place of
the assignee named by said Insolvent.
L.S. C.J. TRENCHARD.
Clerk of the Circuit Court.
Astoria, Oregon, September 10th 1685.
il5yi
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. A marvel of
purity, strength and vrholesomencss. More
economical than the ordinary kinds, aud can
not be sold In competition with the multi
tude of low test, short weight, alum or phns
Bhate powders. Sold only in cans. Royal
AKING FOWDKK Co. 106 Wall-st.. N. Y.
TRANSPJKTATION LINES.
0. R. & N.
And Way Landings.
The Steamers of the O. It. & N. Co., car
rying the l. S. mails, leave Hie Companv's
Iiock Kvcry Dny, Sundays except?.!, at C
A.M.
This Is Use only daily line, and the onlv
Hue running all the year round.
TO SAN FRANCISCO.
Iho only Hue of Steamhits lo San Fran
cisco. Steamers leave Company's IVrk i-wry
four days.
Regular Line of
Tow Boats and Oarges,
For Towage and Lighterage.
STOIMGK OF Al.f, KI VIS
Inquire at (!ouip.in's Dock or al. Cilv Of
flco opposite Van Dusen's store.
K. A. XOYES.
Agent.
Ilwaco Steam navigation Co
WINTER SCHEDULE.
FROM ASTORIA TO
Ft. Stevens, Ft. Canby and Ilwaco.
Connecting by stages aud steamboats for
Oysierville, Montesano and Olympia
STKASIKR
iML "GEN. MILES,"
W. P. WlIITCOMIS, MA3TKK.
Will leaTe Astoria dally (Sundays excepted)
for
Ft. StovenB. Ft. Cauby and Ilwaco,
at S A. M
Wltn Oysterville Mails and Expre&s daily,
aud
Through Mails to jolnts beyond, and
Moutesano, W. T on
Mondays, "Wednesdays and Fridaye.
On Thursdays the "Miles" will make
two round trips, learing Astoria on sec
ond trip (about a i. M.) 3 hours after arrival
from first trip.
Fare to Ilwaco, - - $1.00
Passengers will save 23 cents by purchas
ing tickets before going ou board.
Ilwaco Freight per Ton, - $2.00
EFor Tickets, Towage or Charter ap
ply at the oQlce of the company, Gray's
wharf, foot or Ronton street.
J. II. D. CRAY,
Agent.
STEAMER
MOUNTAINEER.
O OAPT. E. J. MOODY,
Astoria, Or., Cathlamer, "W. T., AVcstport
Or., and intermediate points.
The Steauer 3founfa(neerwiIl leave Asto
ria dally, unttl further notice, from Hustler's
wnan, ioot 01 wain street, at nalf-pmr
o'clock P. X., as follows :
Mod da ji, Wdntday and Frldaji, for
UiViiijjAjjjii anu iniermeuiato points on
Wasli. Ter. side will go to Wesiport, same
days.
Taeidari. Tkartdaja and Satnrdayi, for
"WKSTPORT and intermediate points on
the Oregoa side will go to Cathlatuet same
uays.
"WlllLeaTO CATHLAMET. W.T.. for As
toria, Mondayi, Wednesday! and Frldajs at
8tb o'clock A. M., touching at all way land
Ines on Wask. Ter. sldo, and return on same
aiue.
"Will Leava TXE3TP0RT, for Astoria. Or.
ob Tneidays. Thnndavi and Katardars nt set
en o'clock A. M., touching at all way land
ings on Oregon side, aud return 011 same
siae.
For Freight or Passage, apply on board, or
iu.oiainsi.re8i wnari.
FOR TILLAMOOK!
Str. A. B. Field,
Capt. Gahrielson,
Will leave Main streot wharf as regu
larly as weather permits during August
September and October. Freight per O.
R. & N. Co. will connect at Astoria.
Rate from Portland and Astoria to Hobson
villeSfiper to. Passage from Astoria ?5
Address BADOLLET & CO., '
Astoria.
J- C . ROS9,
COUNTY CORONER.
TT:n.c3.o:irto,Ts 1ng.
First Class Hearse and Materia!
OX HAND.
Shop and Office on Main St., above Pioneer
Restaurant.
JOKES.
"A little nonsense nox and thcr,
Is relished by the wisest men."
"All things are big with jest," said
Herbert, and a certain learned and
noted preacher recently wrote an ex
cellent article showing that the Bible,
tho best of books, has a vein of humor
running through parts of it. Jokes
are as "old as the hills." They came
into existence with man, and have
kept pace with him, and in this age
of rapid transit, travel around the
world in less than eighty days, mak
ing the hoary world laugh and grow
fat. No matter that the jokes that
come from all quarters of the globe,
and seem so new and rich to us, are
the same old jokes that the learned
and serious ancients laughed over
thousands of years ago. The man
who is too serious to enjoy a good
laugh over a good joke is too serious
to live. There is something woefully
deficient in the composition of such a
one and he cannot be a pleasant com
panion, hence must find life some
thing of a burden. It is an almost
incomprehensible fact that the men
who have laughed longest and loud
est over a witty story or a rich joke
are men of the greatest learning and
deepest thought, philosophers, sages,
preachers, lawyers, editors, and all
professional people. It is not possi
ble for two well-read or well-educated
men to be together an hour, no mat
ter how important tho business that
called tho meeting, without one or
both relating a good joke or story, or
an anecdote of some man great and
famous in his day. There is no trait
of character so strongly developed in
human nature as curiosity, and it is
curiosity that makes us listen so
eagerly to everything that is told of
both the dead and living ; their con
versation, their disposition, character
or appearance, and we eagerly accept
it. Whether it be true or false, kind
or unkind, is no affair of ours; it is
"good to know," hence acceptable.
Tho Doctor In Asia Minor.
An old woman next came forward,
and taking hold of the corner of my
cloak she kissed it, and then kneeling
before me began in a very wheedling
manner to call my attention to her
case. She went on to describe the
most anomalous symptoms, affecting
her eyes, ears, limbs and sometimes
every part of her. On further in
quiries she confessed to be quite well
at that moment, but a year ago hav
ing had these strange complaints, she
dreaded tho same thing would invade
her this year. I then promised to
give her strong medicine, but ordered
the crowd to stand at a short distance
from us. A space is cleared, and all
wait in silent admiration for my
remedy. I slowly draw forth a bot
tle of strong liquor of ammonia (or
smelling salts) from my medicine
chest, and holding it before my pa
tient's eyes tell her to draw in a long
breath, when I put it to her nose. I
accordingly first hold her nostrils,
then, having removed the stopper, I
apply the mouth of the bottle to the
nose, the fingers are removed, a long
sniff is taken, followed by a sort of
spasm, and she falls to the ground.
A hum of horror runs through the
crowd ; the patient after a short inter
val rises, her eyes streaming with
tears, and then broke from the crowd,
"La ilaha ila 'llaha Mohammed ras
ulu 'llaha."
A Boston girl is going to marry
Prof. Edmunds, one of the men who
devised zone standard time. The
marriage may be a happy one if
some fiendish paragraphist doesn't
rush in with the remark that the
Professor is anxious to call her his
zone.
"Why find fault with the Boston
girl There are specs on the sun.
Cure For l'ilcs.
PHcn are frequently preceded by a
sense of weight in the back, loins and
lower part of the abdomen, causing the
patient to suppose he lias .some eficction
of the kidneys or neighboring organs.
At times, symptoms of indigestion are
present, flatulency, uneasiness of the
stomach, etc. A moisture like perspir
ation, producing a very disagreeable
itching, after getting warm, is a com
mon attendant. Blind, Bleeding and
Itching Piles yield at once to the appli
cation of Br. Bosanko's Pile remedy,
which acts directly upon the parts ef
fected, absorbing the Tumors, allaying
the intense itching, and effecting a per
manent cure. Price 50 cents. Address
The Br. Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua,
O. Sold by J. W. Conn.
YOUXG 3XRX!-Ki:AI this.
The Voltaic Belt Co., of Marshall,
Mich., offer to send their celebrated Elkc-TKO-V01.TAIC
Bklt and other Ei.kcti:ic
Ai'i'MAXCKS on trial for thirty days, to
men (young or old) afllicted with nervous
debility, los of vitality and manhood, and
all kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism,
neuralgia, paralysis, and many other dis
eases. Complete restoration to health, vigor
and manhood guaranteed. Xo risk is in
curred as thirty days trial is allowed. Write
them at once for Illustrated pamphlet free
"Hackmetack." a lasting and fra
grant perfume. Price 25 and 50 cents.
Sold by W.. Dement
For lame Back, Side or L'iiest use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price 25 cents.
For sale by W. E. Dement
S.AENDT&EERCBEN
ASTORIA, - OREGON.
The Pioneer Machine Shop
BLACKSMITH
SHOP
' Mill
AND t jgS&jfc&rojggfo
SJfttBBStX.-S
Boiler Shop sVIsgH'?
All kinds of
ENGINE, CANNERY,
ANT
STEAMBOAT W0EK
Fromptly attended to,
Aspeclaltymadeof repairing
CANNERY DIES,
FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET.
lUticuTa
ZFffi0TSIfJffiS
Positive Cure for Every Form!-cf
Blood and Skin Disease from
Pimpiesto tcrcfula.
D'SFIGURLXG HUMO!C. itr.miliating
Eruption. Itching aud Burning Skin
Tortures, Loathsome Sores, aul every spe
cies of Itdilnr. Scaly, Pimply. Inherited.
ScrofuloiH. and Contagious I)iea.escs of the
Blood. S;c u. an J .-cain, with Lo?s of Hair,
lrom infancy to M age. :ue positively cured
by CiTiLMt Rk.soi.vknt th New Bloi-d
I'unfier. internally, and Ccticuka, the
fireat skin Cure, and Cirricuitv Soap, an
exquisite Skin beamlller. externally.
ECZEMA. CURED.
I was afllicted with Eczema on the S-ip.
Face. Ears and Neck, which th.- Jims-gUi.
where I got jour remedies, pronouii'ti u:e
if the uotst eases that had eiiw m der l:N
notice. Ileadvied me to trv oir Piii
ri'itv Rkmkihk anil alter t:t- t yV us.
my scalp ami part of my Uui w- r- entirely
cured, aud I hope luanoiliT . to huv
my ears, neck, and the nther jirt o; m face
cured. IIKI.M N SI.IK.'
IS) IL Kb Sr N.a York
SCABS AND SORES.
I have been aftlct ds nee :vt rich with a
Skin disease the doctors called I'raeina. My
lace wjls covered with sejilw atul sorrs. anil
the i ehin :i d b"ml:m wa a;int unbear
able. Seeing jour CiTH'i'i: liKMKlurs so
hiuhlv leriwnmc'ided. couelude.l to die
them a tiiai.UMitp: the Cuticuua and Clti
t'CKA Sou, externally, and Rp.soi.vknt.
internally, for four u.oinhs. I call niv-cll
cured, in gratitude for which I n a' e" this
public Marcmciii.
mp.s.chkv a. f;:ei)F.rick.
Br. mil Brook, Conn.
Ci'Tipfirv Rkmhuik-s ar.' sold every
where. Pnee : CtTiCL'KA.av : 1:k- oi.vp.nt.
St ; Jsoai, v-ia. !ie:irid liv the I'etiki:
Dklo ani I'iikjiicai.Co.. Boston.
Send for "Sin v tr.'i:rc kiu !!srn"rs "
niRJl'LFS.PIa khraiN.Skl
rllJI Baby Iluinor, u.seCu
In Bicnu-dies.nnd
lticuka Soap.
' CKtCKIN" Till: KWK" Mitch in the
side. rrainjH, shouting and yh-irp pains, Theu-
li.aiie.iieuiaigicann sciatic pains.
ai.il very external pain and ache
soothed and polled with won
derful c demy by that new. orig
in::!, 1 lrgant ami speed antidote
lo pain and iidlamation. the Cu-
tict'ka Pi.srri:. Warranted the perfec
tion of elegant external remedies. ;n;d vastly
super! rt.ia.l other pl.istets AL druggists,
2Tie ; live for Si U). MaiLd free. I'errKi:
111:11: AND ClIKMI cat. Co . Boston.
Tha piiie.swei taf.and t'fTccthe Amer
ic.111 ilisii!.vtion of WUeli-ILizel. Anierie:in
Pine. Canada Fir. Marigi Id. and Clover
I'Iowiii. called Sanpouu's Rarii'AI. Cukk
koui ArAi:i:it, with one box Cataukiiw.
Soi.vKNTaml one Sam-'Oi:i's Impovkh 1n
11 ai.Kic. all in one parkage. may now be had
of all druggists forSl 00. Ask lor Sanfouh's
KAPIPAI. I'PKK.
Complete lHal and Constitutional Treat
incut tor every form of Catarrh, from a Sim
ple Cold or Ittlluonza to loss of Smell, TaMe,
and Hearing. Cough, Bronchitis, and Ca
tanhal Consumption, in every package.
Clorsymen, VorallstH,
And Publle Speakers without number owe
their in sent usefulness and suecess to San
ponoV Raoipai. Ccki: for CATAiinir.
Kev. Dr. Wiggin s;iys : "One of the best
reinedli-s for Catarrh -nay. the bot remedy
we have found In a lifetime of suffering is
SANPnnn's Kadipai. Cukk. It clears the
heul and throat m thoroughly that, taken
earh looming on rising, there are no 1111
lileasau: seen'tii 11s ar.d no disagreeable
hawk:ugdur:ng the entire day. but an tin
preeedent d eicirnew of voice and respira
tor, or ai.s."
ol 1 b a I druggists. Price Sl.Oi),
Putter J5mg.-ir.ii liemicul Co.. Kostou.
ft 1 FlUoa Weary sutTerer from
CQLUIVS? Khriimatism. Xcural-
trtT.TsKSBBcirr-r&ifl-i:'. Weak and Sore
J a -irftS Colds, Weak Back.
nST&t3 Weak Stomach and
ISoweLs, Dxspopsla, Female Weakness,
Shooting Pains tiinitigh the Loins and Back,
try these Piasters. Placed over the pit or
the Stomach, they prevent and cure Ague
Pains, Bilious Colic. Liver Complaints, and
protect the system from a thousand IPs. 2Sc.
Goal!!
FOR SALE
EX BARK "BUR&SAH,"
tOO TOXS
HAiaiLToar scotch spliwt,
Finest Domestic Coal In the Market.
Also CuniMerlaml and Seattle Coal.
Oregon Improvement Co.,
E. A. XOYES, Agent.
GERMANIA BEER HALL
frem: the
Norta Pacific Brewery
Five Cents a Class.
CS"Xo Inferior Beer sold at this place.
W3I. BOCK,
Troprlctor.
Notice of Application.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN' THAT THE
undersigned intends to apply to the
common council of tho city of Astoria at Its
next regular meeting, for a license to sell
wine, mait anu spirituous liquors in less
quantities than one quart, for a period of
one year in the building fronting 011 Chena-
mu3 street ana situated on lot 7 block 55 in
the city of Astoria as laid out and recorded
by John McClure.
TO. BOCK.
Astoria, September 17, 1SS5.
GUSTAVBONTGEN,
Gr XT 3ST S 3MC X T IBC.
N'KAK VAX DUSEN'S STORR,
UPPEIt ASTORIA.
All kinds of new Guas made to onler.
Breech-loading Guns made from Muzzle
loaders. All repairs done prompt and cheap.
First class work guaranteed. Address letters
GUSTAV BON'TGEN,
Care of John Kopp, Astoria, Or.
FOR
LIVERPOOL DIRECT.
The Fine Iron British Ship
"City of Benares,"
1573 Tons IJegister,
Will go on Berth at Astoria shortly to load
Salmon for Liverpoel:
Taken in Lots to Suit Shippers.
For rata of Freight or Insurance, apply to
BALFOUR, GUTHRIE & CO',
Portland,
Or to r. L, CHERRY, Astoria.
13
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gr-r'-'
Wilson
Ship Chandlers,
HEAVY AND SHELF
HABDWA&E
tf
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Paints.. Oils, and Var ish.
LOGOS' SUPPLIES:.
P i O V I IS I O K 8
MILL FEED
AGENTS FOR
Salem Plouring Mills,
Portland Holler Mills.
Capital Elonr and
FAJRBANKS' SCALFS.
ASTOKI A. OREGON.
1885.
XltfTEBEST
Will Pe allowed
On Time Deposits.
Dr.ifts on all the leading Cities
Wm. T. Coleman & Co..
S. K53SO:K,
Manager Banking Department.
Astoria, O.egon.
ls&JSrispraaeK
A'iU
BUPFAIO, N. Y.
Organized with a Fall Staff of rjghtecn
Experienced and Skillful Piysciia?
and Surgeons for the treatment
of all Chronic JDLseascA
OUR FIELD OF SUCCESS
Cnronlc Nasal Catarrh. Throat and
Lnns Diseases, Liver and Kidney Dis
eases, Bladder Diseases, Diseases of
women, Blood Diseases and Nervou3
Affections, cured hero or at homo, with or
without seeing the patient. Come and seo us, or
send ten cents in stamps for our " Invalid's
Guide Book," which gives all particulars.
Ttnnrnna TlaViltlfTT Tmii
OPIIRATC Itency, Nocturnal Losses,
HUllAlu land all Morbid CondlMnna
BiSEASES.
caused by Youthful Follies
and Pernicious Solitary
Practices are speedily and
permanently cured by our Specialists. Book,
post-paid, 10 cts. in stamps.
RnTltnre.or'nrearh railtenlle
I RnQTIlRC I cnrei without tho knife, with
llUriUnCa Bout tnissos, without pain, and
without danger. Cures Guar-
Book sent for ten cents in stamps.
PILE TUMORS and STRICTURES treated
under guarantee to cure. Book sent for ten
cents in stamps. Address, World's Dispkssart
Medical Association-, CC3 ifain St., Buffalo, XY.
Tho treatment of many
thousands of cases of thoso
diseases peculiar to
7U"o:afl::23xr
at the Invalid's Hotel and
Sunrical Institute has af
forded largo experisneo in adapting remedies for
their cure, and
DR. PIERCE'S
b tho result of tliis vast experience.
It Is a powerful Re3torativo Tonic and
Nervine, lmpart3 rigor and strength to the sys
tem, and cures, as if by magic, Leucorrhea, OT
"whites," excessive flowing, painful
menstruation, unnatural suppressions,
prolapsus or falling of the uterus,
wealc hack, antevorriion, retroversion,
hearing down, sensations, chronic con-
festlon, Inflammation and ulceration of
he womb, Inflammation, pain and ten
derness in ovaries, internal heat, and
" female weakness. '
It promptly relieves and cures Nausea, and
Weakness of the Stomach, Indigestion,
Bloating, Nervous Prostration, and Sleep
lessness, in either sex.
DQIPE ( till OR SIX BOTTLES
rnlUL 4i. uu, j'oiTjs-oo-
Send ten cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce's largo
Treatise on Diseases of W omen, illustrated.
World's Dispensary Meal kociatioa.
663 Main St., BUFFALO, H. Y.
SICK'-HEADACHE,
Bilious Headache, Diz
ziness, Constipation,
Indigestion, and Bil
ious Attacks promptly
cured by Dr. PIERCE'S
Pleasant PURGATT7E
PELLETS. 23 cents a vial,
by Druggists.
ffi. R. KIPP,
PLUMBER AND GAS FITTER.
Water Pipes a Specialty.
A Full Stock of Material on Hand.
Personal attention given all orders, and
satisfaction guaranteed.
Terms Keasonnblc.
Shop and office on Cass street, one door
auovcbranK taore's Jiestaurant. Astoria,
Oregon.
JOB FRXXTT73TC,
NEAT. QUICK AND CHEAP,
AT
The Astorian Job Office.
ES?inri.rv5sa?it - ti
n-m" "i iiTTir"! gT-r
pISEASESOFi
f WOSEH. 5
Ba thay YounfforOItl
baring Lost those
attributes of
PERFECT MANHuQD
2Iay Regain Quietly
Sexual Power
;?? 3 UnntnPiTHf ntiir
'&3t&ri - BAHMIHt HO.Utl,
PiS Jsi.i Cirfah. UT THE TSE Ol
The Civiale Remedies.
Tlieynire rvery trace of llKKIMTV. lKi:
MATi:i:HKA. VAKICOCELU anil etcry
formof s-nnnal loss and weakness nlicllier duu
ti Youthful Kolly. Aboc, or Natitrar Failure.
TltN trr-ttnii-nt oiljrlnaNtl by IMJOF. CIVIALE,
ilopted In every HOI'ITAl.in FltA.NCKand
rtiuallllwlly endorsed by the Medical Prort-ion.
I IAM1A Al'J'LIKU. PAtXLhS.illCK,
nl aliovaall LAS.TI.MJ IX ITS KJL"LT'.
F'RFF TfJ ATT Cpon receipt of a cent
. . . U rtJjij In pxta stamps, we
wi.lvnu free to any earnest Inquirer, our -p!en
ilk! illu'tratetl A page medical vrort.girlncsymp
limr llfoniiH of Sexual plsease. description
or thi-t treatment, prices, testlmonlaU and news
paper eiulorementJ, tc, Sc.
WcareaNo agents for the new and ce:tatn to
cure. Self Adjusting and Glore Flttlni; Cradle
Lompressor. for the thorough and radical cure,
without urgry. of
Consultation with full Medical Staff", FREE.
Citiale Remedial Agenqr.i74: Fulton SL, N. Y.
jM
ri"r- U-jr,
MANHOOD
RESTORED
TAe reason tint T 1 .h cannot art cure J of
SilSllSM. WEAKSESS. LOSS OF JM.V
HOOP.antltheresulto abuse, disease or excesses,
is otcinj to a complication called I' It OS TAT '0 II
RIIEA. DR. LIEIilG'S IXVIGOllATOR n
the OXL YcureforPIiOS TA TOIiRUEA. Price.
fiOO per package, G paclages, S10.00. Guide U
Health ami Self -Analyst sent free. AMreu LIE
BIC VISPEXSAH l'for Diseases of Hen,
400 Geary St.. Han Francisco. Cal.
THE SPECIALIST,
So. 11 Kearney street, San Francisco, Cal.
Tit EATS AM. ClIKOXIC, SPECIAL. AND PRI
VATE Diseases wiTHWoNDEnKUt.
Sccckss.
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY!
Is a certain cuiefor
U-rvinn Drlililly,
Lost .Itanhootl.
i'roHtnturiinra.and
all tno evil effects of
youthful follies and
excesses, and In
drltiKh:-r inliixl-
esllnz liqunrH. Ii
Hintlr unoisan'g
ular physician, graiU
aate of the Univer
ity of Pennsylvania
will acrce to loruet scou for a case of till
kind the Vitil Itcstoratirc (under his spe
cial adviceaud treatment) will not cure. Sl.50
ahottle, or four times the quantity $5. sent
to any address on receipt ot price, or C. 0. 1).
in private name if desired, by Dr. .Illntle.
11 Kearny St.. !nn Fniucisro. Cnl. Send
for list of questions and pamphlet.
SAMPLE KOTTLE FREE
will be sei t to any one applying by letter
stating symptoms, sex and age. Strict se
crecy in regard to all business transactions.
Moore's Remedy
-FOR-
Foison Ofils..
MOORE'S REMEDY Cures and rievonts
POISOX OAK.
CU21KM Piles. Burns, Cuta: K-
31 OVUM Sunburn and Freckles,
Cold in the Head or Lungs. Croup
Etc.. etc.
An Invaluable FAMILY SALVE. Sold by
all Druggists.
JJ." t'fiits 11 II ox. Try Itt
Ho More Seasickness!
VEACH'S SPECIFIC
THEOREAT
PreveiitiYe of Seasictes.
Tltis is purely nature's remedy, and Is tho
only preparation known to the medical
world which will surely prevent seasickness.
It Is pronounced by all who have used It a
(iod-send to all travelers subject to this af
fliction. This wonderful preparation has
never been known to fall If taken as di
rected. There Is no use of suffering from
seasickness, when 51 Invested In VEACH'S
SPECIFIC will SHrcly and safely prevent It.
N. IJ. THIS IS XOT A CURP. ALL, but
is simply recommended aud sold as a safe
and sure preventive of seasickness, and for
which it never falls. If you can not obtain
it of your local druggist, it will be sent to
any address on receipt of price SI,
PREPARED ONLY BY
THOMAS J. VEACH & CO.
223 SACRAMENTO STREET,
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.,
And Main Street, Ferndale, Cal.
Sold by all Druggists at $1 a bottle.
HAVE YOTJ
Anyiur to Sell?
m THE MATTER OF
Rags, Bottles, Old Metal,
or Junk of Any Sort,
foarb i mm
"Will give you the best price for it.
Do You Want to Buy
SHIP MATERIAL,
From a Relaying Pin to a Hawsor ; from
Block to an Anchor.
You Can Get what You Want
at FOARD & STOKES.
Headquarters at bulldlnjr, east end
Water Street.
THE BEST
IS THE
Royal Brand Flour
Manufactured by tho
OREGON MILLING COMPANY
Is of Superior Quality, and is Endorsed
by all who use it.
THE HOUSEKEEPER'S FAVORITE
Of Superior Rising Quality.
Guaranteed to Give Satisfaction.
WYATT & THOMPSON
Sole Agents for Astoria.
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