0) VOL. XXIV, NO. (:. ASTORIA, OREGON, SATURDAY, SEPTEJIBER 12, JS85. PRICE. FIVE CENTS. -AJ-J C I ill w 4B 1 1 If1i i l"5 l nl III l i fi 1 BUSINESS CABDS. TR8. A. Jj. and J. A. FULTOX. Physicians and Surgewis. Will give prompt attention to all calls, fiom any part of tne city or country. Office over Allen's Store, corner Cass and Sduumoqua streets, Astoria, Oregon. Telephone No. 41. D K. FRANK. PAGE. Physician and Surgeon. Office, ltoomC, over D. A. Mcintosh s store. Office Hours : S to 11 a. m. ; 3 to 5 r. m. Residence, opposite the Johansen building D K. L.OCKIIABT. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office : Gem Building, up stairs. Astoria, Oregon. (iKO. A. DOUttIS, QKO. OLAND ISOLAXn & DORR1S. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Onlee lu Kinney's Block. pposlte City IU1I. Astoria, Oregon. . W. FULTON. C C FULTOJf. ITFTOX BKOTI1ERS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Rooms 5 and C.Odd Fellows Building. pi i:LO F. PABKKR SURVEYOR OF CIntop County raid City uf Astoria Office :-N. E. comer Cass :mtl Astor streets, Room No. 8. T q. A. ItOWIiUY. Attornej' and CounMi'lIor ut Law, Office on Chenamus Stieet, Astoria. Oregon. TAY TUTTIiE. 31. I. PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEON Office Rooms 1, 2, and 3. Pythian Build ing. ItEsiDKNCR-On Cedar Street, tuck of St. Mary's Hospital. F P. UICKS. A. E. SHAW. tucks &. sn iw. DENTISTS. Rooms in Allen's Building, up stairs, cor ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria. Oregon. JOHN H. MITCHELL. S1LFU V. DEMENT. ' ' MITCH EEiIt &DEMEXT, Attorneys and Councelors at Law. Rooms 1, 2, 3, and 4 Kamm'sBuildins North East Corner of First and Fine Streets, Portland, Oregon. T It. SPEDDEX, NOTARY PUBLIC, Searcher of Titles. Abstracter and Conveyancer. Office on Cass Street. S doors south of As torian office, Astoria, Oregon. BANKING AND INSURANCE! I. W. CASE, Broker, Banker, and Insur ance Agent, ASTORIA, - OttEGOX. OFFICE HOURS : From 9 o'clock A. M. until 3 o'clock P. 31. AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS! Capitol Flour, Manufactured on the Gradual Reduction System hy ttie Salem (Or.) Capitol Flour Mills Co., LIMITED Is the only flour that has taken First Pri7c mrec years m succession ai me iOKTANI MECHANIC FA lit. Also at State Fair. One trial is sufficient to convince of Its supo riorlty. See that the word CAPITOL is on each sack GEORGE SHIEL. 8 Stark St., Portland Ajjent. WILSON & FISHER. Astoria Agents. LOEB & 00. JOBBERS IN WINES. LIQUOES, AND CIGARS. AGENTS FOR THE Best San Francisco Houses and x Eastern Distilleries. Tumblers Decanters, and All Kinds of Saloon Supplies. t3PAll goods sold at San Francisco Prices. MAIN STREET. Opposite Parker House. Astoria, Orecou. For Rent. THE HALL OVER D. L. BECK & SON'S can be rented for Public gatherings. Application may be made to the executire committee of the Astoria Ladles ' Coffee Club. Mka BERGMAN. MRS. PRAEL. MBS. CHARTERS. Red Star TRADE V7 MARK, OUGH fffi to0 Absolutely 3&& Absolutely Free from Opiates, Emetics and J.'ouions. A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE For Coashs, Soro Throat, Ilo&rscnccs Colilt, Influenza, Dronchltl, A tthmo, Croup, Vhcop lns Cough, Qulnij-, Pain In Chot, and otliir affection of ths Throat nd Ln nz. 1'rlce 50 cents a bottle. Sold by Drosrlsls and Dealers. Jlarlies vnable to intluce Vitir dealer to promptly get it for Vism Kill recilce Uco bottles, Expreta charges paid, by tending one dollar to THE CUAKLES A. 10CELEK COniUMf, Solo Owuer am! Mi&afactnrrrs, lUIlInorc. Zirjiud, C S. A. INViGORATO is just wnat its name implies ; Purely Vegetable "Compound, thai acts directly "upon the T&rer curing themanydiseasesiicidenyto that un. portant organ, and jflterolitirjg the nu merous ailmants tifogarise from its clion,5nch as ice, iiilionsnesa ., Sick-lieadachej It is therefore s .tfoliave GoodHealti ih&IIiw must he kept in order DE. BAOTOBD'S LIVEB INYIGOEATOE. nvigoratea the Liver, Regulates the Bow els, Strengthens the System, Purifies Ihc Blood , Assists Digestion, Prevents Fevers. ts a Household Keed. An Invaluable Family Medicine for common complaints. DE. SAHFOBD'S UTEB DTVIGOEATOE; 'An experience of Forty years, and Thou, tand3 of Testimonials prove its Merit. FOR SALE BY AM. DEALERS IN MEDICIXE3 For fnll information fend yonr address fcr 1CX bjrciinok on tho "Liver and Its diseases," tt 'vIsiSFOBO 4 SUANS BT.. KCT OllVi CII3P A Clear Skin is only a part of beauty; but it is a part. Every lady may have it ; at least, what looks like it. Magnolia Balm both freshens and beautifies. Did you Sup- pose Mustang Liniment only good for horses? It is for inflamma tion of all flesh. TUTTS PILLS torpidTowels7,,s disordered liver, and MALARIA. From these sources arise three-fourths of tho diseases of tho human race. These symptoms indlcato their existence: XjOm of Appetite, Bovrcls costive, Sick Headache, fullness after eat ing, aversion to exertion of body or mind, Ernctatlon of food, Irritabil ity of temper, liOir spirits, Afeeling of naving neglected aomcduty,Diz xliess,FlutterlngatthoIIeart,Dots before the eyes, highly colored Urlne,COXSTlPATIOA,anddemana the use of a remedy that acts directly on the Liver. As aLiver medicineTUTT'S PirjX.ShavonoeauaL Their action on the Kidneys and Skin is also prempt: removing all impurities through theso three " scavengers or tho sysUm," producing appetite, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear skin and a vig orous body. TDTT'S PXLX.S cause no nausea or griping nor interfere Tvito. dally work and are a perfect ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA. bold everywhere 25. Office 44 MurrayS UN Y. TUTTS HAIR DYE. GratEaik OR"Wm8Knns chaneed in. stantly to a Glossv Black by a single application of this Dte. Sold by Dru dsts,orsent bv express onrecciDtofl E Office, 44 Murrav Street. New York. RRTB KiXUUi Or tSSIVh SIOfflB 7SXX. To Rent. FINE BUSINESS OFFICE. CENTRAL ly located. Apply at this Office. jRiAMFORO'S deranged or rarpjqi Dyspepsia' Ja&id uosurenessv ivwaaria Rieunaytareta S .v tt 2E OFFENSIVE PARTISANS. A Conversation ShowiDg the Administra tion's View of Them. At the request of a certain member of congress from one of the New En gland states, Mr. Wm. H. Barnum re cently consented to make with him a call upon tho first assistant postmaster-general, Mr. Hay. The object of tbe visit was to secure the appoint ment of several long-trained Demo crats as postmasters in a number of the postoflices in tbo state of the con gressman. Mr. Hay received the chairman of the Democratic national committee and tbe member of congress witb tbe same courtesy and consideration that bo was accustomed to bestow upon even tbo most bumble citizen. Tbo following conversation took place: "Mr. , who represents tbe district in congress," said Mr. Bar num, "has called with me in reference to certain appointments that come within your office. The district is a close one. Mr. is personally ac quainted with many of the best men in it, and you probably would be glad to hear his recommendations, as you must be entirely ignorant of the people there." "Xo postmaster will bo removed except for offensive partisanship," said Mr. Hay. "What, may I ask, constitutes of fensive partisanship?" inquired the conirretsman. "You should know what au of fensive partisan is," Mr. Hay replied. "Attending caucuses, conventions, serving as chairman of important committees, would bo so regarded ?' suggested tbe congressmau. "Undoubtedly." 'But the postmaster at A has done none of these things." "Is ho a Republican?" "Yes." 'Is he unfaithful to his duties?" "Xo." "Is ho a had mau?" "Xo, he's a mighty good fellow; but he's a Republican, and he expects to go." "If you will mako written state ment that he is unfaithful, incom petent, or has been an offensive parti san, I will remove him." "1711 be hanged if I will. Ho's a Republican; that's enough isn't it?" "Xo; it is not enough." "Does not the fact that a man is a Republican constitute an offensive partisan:" asked Mr. Barnum. -Must we make it a personal matter, ana accuse a man ot criminality; "I will not make any chaugo with out charges:" Here Mr. Barnum became a little annoyed. "Wo will see, sir, whether this man is not removed," aud the chairman of the National committee and the congressman sought Mr. Vilas. "Is it necessary?" Mr. Barnum asked of tho postmaster-general, "that we should bring an indictment against an office-holder before we can secure a change?" "If you will put it m writing that the man is an offensive partisan, I will remove him." "I will put it in writing that he is a Republican, and therefore an offen sive partisan," said Mr. Barnum. Tho postmaster-general was, ot course, anxious to meet the wishes of tho man to whom above all others he is indebted for his extraordinary aud sudden political advancement. Very well. That will do, Mr. Bar num." When the accusation had been put in writing, Mr. Vilas said to Mr. Bar num: "Your mau will bo appointed; but if it should turn out that we you and I have been deceived, and that the present incumbent is not an of fensive partisan, and tbe man yon desire to bo appointed is au inoffen sive partisan, then I will turn tho new postmaster out and put tho old one back again. Good-morning." "Tell me," said tho Congressman, who a few days ago told this story, "that the new administration isn't in love with Eaton's civil service reform! It is; and I was so well assured ;of it that I did not offer a single other application. I made up my mind that congressmen were a sort of ;to-bo-tolerated nuisance, and so I've come home. Well, there's going to be funny times. I believe congress sits next winter." JV. Y. Sun. The great auction sale of national lands in the Lima and Nequen terri tory, comprising 500 square leagues, took place at Buenos Ayres on tho 1st of July. Buyers from all parts of the world were present. There was a keen competition, and the lots were rapidly disposed of at prices ranging from two thousand to six thousand national dollars per league. This is regarded as somewhat re markable, tho territory in question being situated at tho foot of the An des, and about nine hundred miles from Buenos Ayres. A dispatch from Talladega, Ala., says the three children of J. H. Mc Gowan saw him kill and dress a pig for a barbecue last Friday, and tho next day the two elder children killed the youngest, and were in tho act of dressing tho body when their mother discovered them. The amount of land in Scotland devoted to deer raising is estimated at about two million acres. On this land abont 4,650 stags and an equal number of hinds are shot each year. "HKR 5AME." Then father took the Bible down, And in his clear, old-fashioned hand Upon its record pages brown Ho wrote tbe name as it should stand. But protest catuo from all the rest At giving such n little fairy, Tbe dearest, sweetest and the best, That antiquated name to carry. The aunts and second cousins cry: UA nnmn sn worn nml nrclinnrv Could not be found if one should try. As that same appellation, ' Mary.'"" And o'er and o'er again they laud Her yellow curls, ber baby grace; " Oh, call ber ' Ethelind,' or ' Maud" Or ' Christine,' for her angel face." 'But timo will chaugo this golden fleece To match the eyes in dusky splendor; Far better name her ' Beatrice,' Or Imogen,' serene and tender. "Oh, name tbe child for Aunt Louisa, For she, good soul, is well to do; The compliment is sure to please her, And we can caHltho darling Lou.' Host prudent counsel, all too late! S'Twixt Malacbitand Matthew's pages Appears, unchangeable as fate, The name belovod of all tho ages. Tho ancient gem, lis purity Unspoiled, shall grace our latest beauty Sometime on dearer lips to bo Tho synonym of love and dutv; I And gracious womanhood adorn, However fortune's gifts may vary, Till on a dny liko Easter morn She hears the Master call her "Mary." The American Dairyman says: Let a drop of fresh milk fall into a glass of pure water. If the milk properly disseminates itself through the water, the cow that yielded that milk is not with calf; hut if it sinks to the bottom and does not produce but little of tho milky cloud, tho cow is pregnant Tho specific gravity and vfssidity of the albuminous milk being heavier than water, thus re tains tho drop of milk and causes it to sink. "Wo advise dairymen to make a note of this ;md give it a test. If reliable the iuformatiou may be of great value to them. "When the chief engineer of the Ill inois Central railroad was laying out tho line, aud wanted a melliflious name for a station, he would shufile a pack of cards, each inscribed with a letter, uutil a satisfactory combina tion suggested itself as Tolono, Gnarga, Aledo, Diona, Nakoma aud so on. "Why is it," th- Boston Trnn scrijit wants to know, "that nearly every steamboat of tbo sort that is employed for inland, harbor, or short coastwise service is painted white, while black is tbe fashion for steam ers that venture out into deep wa ter?" Some of tho greatest events in his tory owe their origin to trivial mat ters. Tho discovery of Red Star Cough Cnre maj be looked upon as a simple thing, but it will soou prove to beablessiug to tho wholo civilized world. There is a federal law which pro hibits tbe importation of foreign la borers; bnt Texas thinks she will be justified this year in bringing over enough Mexicans to pick her cotton crop. Largo numbers of men are heading toward tho Cceur d'Alene mines in Idaho, and it is expected that fully 15,000 miners will go into the camp. The Present feneration Lives at telegraphic speed eats too List, re tires too late, doe not rise bclimes, Miiokes aiuKal.ts, Utat we should have to say it!) chews too much tobacco. The consequences are dyspepsia, a general absence of that ro bust aud manly vigor which characterized our :mrMors. and a manifest nronenevj to early decay. Kegular hours, a due allowance nf lfmft for meals, the disutc of excessive smoking, and altogether of chew nig tobacco, in connection with a course of Hostctter's Stomach Hitters, will m nine cases out often efface consenuences of the abuses of 1 he law .s of health as dictated above. A want ef: stam ina, dyspepsia, nervousness and biliousness are among these consequences, and they are bodily ills to the removal of which the Hitters is specially adapted. Nor Is the Hitters less Iiitcu lit ocrcouiu ami pruvfiii. jorr aim nifiie. kidiif v and liladdertroubles and rheu matic ailments. It is also a fine appetizer and promoter of convalescence. The Kev. Geo. II. Thayer, of Bour bon, IiuU says: "Both myself and wife owe our lives tofciiii.oirs uoxsintiTiov Uuhk." Sold by V. E. Dt-menr. i 'atari h cured, health ami sweet brrnlh reined by Shiloh's Catarrh Ilem pdy. 1'rli'f f0 cents, Masai Injector free. For sale by W. E. Dement. Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy a posi tive cure for Catarrh, Diptfieria and Canker Mouth. Sold by V. E. Dement. Croup, Whooping Cough and Kron chitis immediately relieved by Shiloh's Curt. Sold by W. E. Dement. Coal! Coal!! FOK SALE EX BARK "BURIV3AH," 400 TOXS HAMILTON SCOTCH SPLINT, Finest Domestic Coal in the Market. Also Cumberland aud Seattle Coal. Oregon Improvement Co., E. A. NOYES, Agent. MAKKETS. WYATT & THOMPSON. DEALERS IN FRESH AND CURED MEATS, CHOICE GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, Crockery and Glassware. Mill Food., E5to, STAR MARKET, i WHERRY & COMPANY, j Fresh and Cum! 31 eat- ! "57"o gotablos , FRUITS, BUTTER, and EG83. OPPOSITE OCCIDENT HOTE1 CIIE?.V3ir WJreel. Astoria; jr. Washington Market. 3Jain Mtccl, - Astoria, Otrson. iir.i:MAX & co.iM:ormi.Tmt$ KESPECTFCLLY CALL THE ATTEN tion of the lmhlic to the fact that the above Market will alwajs be. supplied w ith a FULL VARIETY AND BEST QUALITY I FRESH AMD CURED MEATS t ! Which will he soltl at lowest rates, whole sale ami retail . C3"Sieoi.il attention given to supplying shijs. Iff. E. KIPP, . PLUMBER AHD CAS FITTER. Water Pipes a Specialty. A Full Stock of Materia! on Hand. IV rsonal attention given all orders, and, satisfaction guaranteed. Terms Itcasoiniiilo. Shop and ofliec on Cass street, one door abo e I'rat.k Kabre's LVstaurant. Astoria, Oregon. G. A.STINSON & CO., 8LACKSMITHING, A ('.ipu Rogers old stand, corner of Cass and Court htreets. Ship and Cannery work, IIone.hoeln2. Wagons ip&ile and repaired. (Jnod work naninto! $87,000,000 Capital! Liverpool and London and Globe. North British and Mercantile Of Ixmdon and Edinburgh. Old Connecticut of Hartford, AXD COMMERCIAL OF CALIFORNIA Fire Insurance Companies, Representing a Capital of S67,000 O0O. R. VAN DUSEN. Agent. FOLEY HOT MS01CAL SPRINGS. A Hack wl'.licne Eugene on the arrival of the train from Portland, EVERY TUESDAY, Making the trio from Portland in le&s than two da j i in daylight. PETER EUNEY. S. ARNDT & FERCIIEN ASTORLV. - OREGON. The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH seo AND m -S5 Boiler Shop 3TO: All kinds of EN GINE, CANNERY, AD STEAMBOAT WORK Promptly attended to. A specialty made of repairing CANNERY DIES, FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET. r SjMGe$Xt?m 'vSn4e.i.Er BARBOUR'S: rish Flax HAVE NO tgUDOitt GRAND PRIZE THEY HAVE BEEN AWARDED HIGHER PRIZES AT TI1E VARIOUS International Expositions " THAN THE GOODS OF ANY OTHER THREAD MANUFACTURERS IN TEE WORLD. Quality can Always, be Depended on h Exuei lencefl Fishermen Use no Other ! HENRY DOYLE & CO., 5 1 7 and 5 1 9 Market Street, AGENTS Jb'Oit PACIFIC COAST. Seine Twines, Rope and Netting, Constantly on Hand. The Telephone Saloon. The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially littcil up for tho Comfort and Convenience ot those who enjoy a Social Glas. The Best or Wines aud Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. K. I,. JEFFREY. Prop'r. Magnus C. Crosby Dealer in HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, Iron Pipe and Fittings, STOVES, TINWARE AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS SHEFT LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IRON, Tin and Dojj&&?. ColulM FOR PORTLAND! Through Freight on Fast Time! THE NEW STEA1IER -TELEPHONE- Which ha been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M. Returning leaves Portland every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M. -An additional trip will be made on at O'clock MHailay Morning. for Sound ports. Threads EQUAL ! seRHH 12?,, PARIS 1878. SAN FRANCISCO, The Gem Saloon. The Popular Resort for Astorians. For the Finest of Wines and Liquors Go to THE GEM SALOON. ALEX. CAMPBELL. - - PItOPKIETOR J. EL. D. GRAY. Wholesale and retail dealer in. GROCERIES, FLOUR, AND FEED Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. LIME, SAND AND CEMENT. General Storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. WM. EDGAR, Dealer in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. COKNEB MAIN AND CHENAMUS STS. Mumlay of Each "Weefc. leaving Portland Passengers bs this route connect at K alama U. B. SCOTT, President! TmpMoe Cflijaiy. ii si & '