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VOL. XXIII, NO. 75.
BUSINESS CARDS.
I'VR'. A. 1.. uiul J. A. fflll.TOX.
Iliy.slciaus and Surgeon.
Will ghe promi.t attention to all calls,
'mm any pan of tne city 01 country.
Onloe over Allen's Store, corner Ca and
jupinoqua streets, Afeturia, Oregon.
Telephone No. 41.
Physician nud Surgeon.
OMcc, Cor. Main and Chenaniu strreH,
I rFiCE Houks :-D to 11 a. m. ;-2 to 5 r. m.
Residence, opposite theJohanseu building
.M. A. nOUUIS. GKO. OLAM
SOXAKD & DORIS IS,
ATTORNEYS AT f.AW.
Office In Kinney' Hlork. ppo.te City
Hall, Astoria, Oregon.
V. YT. FULTON'. i. c VUVTOX.
FULTOK VEtOTZIERS.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
Rooms 5 and C.odd Fellows Building.
i. q. .v. r.ov. i.v.v. J. A. GILT.
BOWIMJY & GII.I,,
AttonieyM and Comixi-Hom it lian",
Office on Clieiiamns Stieet. Asloria. Oregon.
1 IIOI.DK.V,
NOTARY PUBLIC,
AlVTIONEhR. COMMISSION A': IN
SURANCE AC. EXT.
rKJiO K. PAItKNK.
SURVEYOR OF
tlsJoi Connty.arul City of Antoria
Offlc : -Chenamus street. Y. M. 0. A. hall
Hoia ? u. e.
0.
V. L, EI Civ,
ARCHITECT AND SUPERINTENDENT.
Office : Room , Klnncj 's Brick Block,
TAY TUTTiill. .11. S.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Offick Room 1, 2, and 3. lj thlati Build
mg. REsiunxcK On Cedar Street, back ol
St. Mary's Hospital.
F P. UI0K8. A.jK SHAW.
nicKs & shaw,
DENTISTS.
Rooms lu Allen's Building, up stairs, cor
ner Cass and Squemoqua streets. Astoria
Oregon.
BANKING AND INSURANCE !
I. W. CASE,
Broker, Banker, and Insur
ance Agent,
ASTORIA, - OK EG OT.
OFFICE nOURS :
From 9 o'clock A. 11. until 3 o'clock P. M.
Bozorth. & Johns,
Ileal Estate and Insurance Agents aci Brokers
ASTORIA, - Oregon.
We write policies In the following well
known Fire insurauce Companies :
PHCENIX OF HARTFORD.
SCOTTISH UNION" AND NATIONAL OF
EDINBURG.
LION. OF LONDON,
HOME. OF NEW YORK.
LONDON AND LANCASHIRE, OF LIVER
POOL. PHCENIX. OF BROOKLYN.
CONNECTICUT, OF HARTFORD.
OAKLAND HOME, OF OAKLAND, CALA.
And also represent the WESTERN, of
California, HAMBURG-BRE3EN,oWct-many,
and AMERICAN STEAK BOIL
ER INSURANCE CO.
Real Estate Boaght and Sold oa Commission.
T. O. ROSS,
KKADIAG UNDERTAKER.
Main St. AMoriu. Oregon.
THE LATEST STYLES
WALL 'PAPER
AT
B. S. FRANKLIN'S,
NEXT DOOR TO ASTORIAN OFFICE.
A very large Stoek from which to select.
Window curtains made to order.
HT"My patent Trimmer to cut Wall Papei
will be lound convenient to my patrons.
Boat Building.
THE BEST
STOCK AND WORKMANSHIP
GUARANTEED.
Boats of Every Description Built.
Shop orcr Aiudt & Ferchen'i.
?C. 31. E 4T1TERS.
VISITORS TO PORTLAND
Should uot forget to call at Towne'sSan
Francisco Callery, "where maybe
seen photographs of all the leading men and
women of Oregon and Washington Territory.
Skillful operators always in attendance, and
the most minute attention paid to pictures
of children. Don't forget the location. 8. "FT.
renter First and HonissH streets, Hp stairs.
No trouble to show specimens to visitors.
Street railroads pass the door every ten
minutes, &sd this u the nearest gallery to
the Ave principal hotels.
TrarTTiTFBifc imr inn tlutnklFvnSiJEfZf
iDi! i fcTHF ?
-THE
ST TONIC. 3
This medicine, combining Iron with puco
vegetable tonics, quickly and completely
Cures Dyspepsia. Indlgoatlea. WeakneHM,
1 tnpnro Blood. Dlalarla, Chills aadFevern,
and NcurnlRln.
It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of tho
Kidneys and Liver.
It is invalusbio for Diseases peculiar to
"Women, and all who lead sedentary lives.
It docs not Injure the tceth.cause headache,or
produce constipation other Iron medicinct do.
It enriches and purifies the blood, stimulates
the appetite, aids the assimilation of food, re
lieves Heartburn and Belching, and strength
ens the muscles and nerves.
For Intermittent Fevers, Lassitude, Lack of
Energy, fcc.. It has no equal.
3- The cenuinc has above trade mark nnu
rossed red lines on w rapper. Take no other
fcdctiljbj BROWS CHEJJICiL CO, B1LTIX0RE, Htt
REDI5GT0X, WOODARD A CO., rortland.tOr
Wholesale Agktts.
IfflRS
The Fittest Hubjects
For fever and ague, and remittents, aro the
debilitated, bilious and nervous. To such
persoLS, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters affords
adequate protection by increasing vital
stamina and the resistant power of the con
stitution, and by checking Irregularities of
the liver, stomach and bowels. Moreover,
it eradicati'3 malarial complaints of an ob
stinate type, and stands alone unequaled
among our national remedies.
For sale by all Druggists and Dealers
generally.
MANFORD
INVIGORATOR
Is just vhat its jiama implies j s
Purely Vegctablft"(5orapoand, thai
lets directly TipoatHicarirj
the many diseases iiddermQ that lea,
port&nt organ, and pMitingtha xo
merons ailmants tqarisa firom if
tirm, .sack ai
cct liiorisnes
Sicb-he&dscha
It lSrthereforo J
CfoliaYS (aoodHealtS
Kept in order.'
DE. SANTOBD'S JJVZR IXYIG0BAT02.
Inricoratea tho Liver, Regulates the Bow
els, Strengthens tho System, Purifies the
Blood , Assists Digestion, Prevents Fevers.
la a Household Need. An Invaluable
Family Medicine for common complaints.
D3. BAHPOED'S LIVES IKVIGOBATOS.
An experience of Forty years, and Tliau
lands cf Testimonials prove its Merit.
FOIl SALE HT ALL DEALERS ET MEDICINES
For f nil information send your address for 1CX
5-ro Book on tho ' Liver and Its dlscee," U
SBsronD 2 shake t., sew ToaE cn
J. A. WILSON.
(Lato of San Francisco.)
PAIHTEB, PAPER HAHQER,
AND-
Has located in Astoria and solicits a share
ef the patronage. All work strictly first
olass. Terms moderate.
Order box at Van Dusen,..
Mrs. Campbell
Is now prepared to
Furnish First Class Rooms,
NEW FURNITURE THROUGHOUT.
WITH OR WITHOUT BOARD.
Over Beck & Son's Grocery Store,
Ceraer ef 01b ej and Sqcesaoqna St., ap Stain.
- - CJ
" BE
ifOSTETrCllV
P CELEBRATED 8A
deranged or TOTjpiqac
jjyspepsiA dJ?QiC"
U3sorenes5ivKuaxia7
Rhea&mrete.
ylAMl
:h& TS&SiT', nnrst he
ASTORIA, OREGON, SATURDAY
CLEVELAND'S "WORKING HOIKS.
The news that "the governor," as
he will ever be called here, sayd an
Albany correspondent of the New
York Sun, has ordered breakfast at
S o'clock at tho white kouse, suggests
to his friends and those of Colonel
Lamont a good story about Cleve
land's first days in Albany. He gave
Colonel Lamont a list of his appoint
ments to be published iu tho Argitt,
and the first name on the list was that
of Daniel S. Lamont. The astuto
colouol wa3 thou a newspaper man,
accustomed to turning night into day.
"What time will you be at the Capi
tol to-morrow?'' he inquired of the
governor.
"Ob, about 830 o'clock" Mr. Cleve
land replied.
The colonel's eyes were distended.
Never, perhaps, had a governor begun
his work at such an early hour. He
told Mrs. Lamont what the new order
of things was to be, and managed to
reach his desk at the capitol at a few
minutes before 8 o'clock. Ho had
just taken his seat, after having hung
hi3 hat and coat up, when the govern
or came in, half an hour earlier than
the time he had appointed. After
that the colonel felt himself taking
part in a race to be the earliest at
work, and seldom or never was he dis
tanced by tho governor.
Unlike most men of his build, Pres
ident Cleveland requires very little
sleep. The stories are plenty here of
visitors to the executivo mansion who
have staid up until 1 o'clock or 2
o clock in tho morning with the gov
ernor, nnd then at 6 o'clock have been
awakened from a half-completed rest
by sounds of heavy footsteps and of
whistling, to peep out of their rooms
and see the governor before his looking-glass
shaving himself and whis
tling as cheerily as a school boy.
Once shaved and fully dressed, the
governor would then let himself quiet
ly out by tho front door and stride
away beyond tho city's outskirts for
his daily constitutional, in the com
pany of tho rattling milk carts and
belated truck farmers on their way to
the city market In a smal circle of
intimates ho was known as "the break
o'-day governor."
Four or five hours' sleep and three
light and entirely plain meals a day
fill out the programme requisite with
him for good health and buoyant
spirits, and in pursuing the course he
has begun in. Washington he will be
following his natural bent. He will
miss the walk to and from the capitol
six times a day, to whioh ho has been
accustomed, and he may miss it so
greatly as to make a new departure in
Washington. In former times, before
Lincoln was president, the chief mag
istrate had the entire white house to
himself and his household, and his
work and that of his secretary were
performed in rooms set apart for the
purpose in the capitoL President
Cleveland may return to that practice,
not only because it will afford him
exercise, and, more important still,
enable him to use the white house as
a resting-place and a retreat, but also
because, under tho present arrange
ment, there is not sufficient room for
an ordinary household there. When
President Arthur desired to entertain
friends he was obliged to send them
to a hotel at night, and i is tinder
stood, and is probably true, that not
all the servants could be accommo
dated under the white house roof. In
Mr. Lincoln's time the great apart
ment into whioh callers were ushered
and the smaller one now used by the
private secretary were taken from the
household, either to free the president
from daily and frequent exposure to
hostile persons in the streets, or for
some reason that is probably non
existent now.
BESTORED TO REASON BY A GUN
SHOT "WOUND.
WayxbiiT, March, 15. Two months
ago Cyrus M Yan Winkle, a well
known farmer of Bradford county,
Penn., became deranged. His condi
tion was such that he had to be
watched constantly. He kept a re
volver and a gun in tho house. The
former was hidden and the load
drawn from the gun, the family fear
ing that he might shoot himself. All
tho ammunition in tho house was
also hidden. One night last week his
wife was watching with him while he
slept At about two o'clock in the
morning he awoke suddenly.
"Hush! hush!" he said in a whis
per. "There is some one trying to
get in."
His wife stepped into an adjoining
room to get a lamp, and before she
could return with it she heard the re
port of a gun in the sleeping room,
She ran back to her husband and
found him lying, on the bed. The
charge had entered his mouth, car
rying away the entire right side of
his face. When Mrs. Van Winkle ap
peared with tho light her husband
raised his head and in a rational man
ner, asked her what the-matter was.
A doctor was called, and it was found
that the farmer's mind was entirely
restored. Two months were a blank.
His wound will not necessarily prove
fatal. The mystery is how and when
he procured the gun and loaded it
He must have had it hidden under his
bed. He kept a large sum of money
in the house, and during lm derange
ment he thought efforts were being
made to rob him. It is believed that
he shot himself accidentally while at
tempting to defend himself against
imaginary bnrglars. JY. Y. Sun.
A tfasal Injector free with each
bottle of Sblloh's Catarrh .Remedy
Price SO cents. Sold by W.E. Dement
j FACTS AND XEW.
I There are no female pojivic's in,
the Dakota penii&ntiary.
: It cost about $15,000 to inaugural
' the new administration.
Not only negroes, but whiti.-. at
tne south, enrrv a ramm's loot ror a
charm.
The French have more aupenion
bridges than any other nation on the
globe.
A Kentucky belle glories iu a head
of hair which is five feet ten inches
long.
Several New London dudes have
sacrificed their mustaches to pay elec
tion wagers.
During the reign of King .Tames I
not one Englishman in a thonsand
wore stockings.
In Porto Eico an outlay of $2 will
clothe an entire family of six pet sons
for a year.
The length of telephone wire now
in operation in this country; is said
to bo rapidly approaching 10,000
miles.
Cats ears become very brittle and
aro easily broken off when the ther
mometer is fifty-eight degrees below
zero.
The life of a locomotive is reckoned
at twenty-five years, and to keop up
the supply j.lb'J should be con
structed annually.
A Hopkinbville, Kj, belle who had
two lovers, eloped with one, and be
comiug disgusted with him, sent for
and married the other.
The place where the gunboats lay
when bombarding Ticksburg is now
a huge sand bank, the course of the
river having considerably changed.
There are over 50 penitentiaries
and 2,400 jails in the United States.
They contain 50,000 criminals, and
their estimated cost i3 S500,000,000.
Many instances are cited bv a
statistician in the endeavor to prove
that nearly the majority of men who
who live to a great ohj age are those
who suffered unnsnal hardships as
soldiers or sailors.
Tho nnstor of the PrMlivforirin
church in Palmyra, Mo., draws his
check for hi salary once a month in
advance, tho arrangement being such
that the amount ischarged to the
deacons.
When Miltou and Shakespeare
wrote only five or six millions of peo
ple spoke the liughsh language. The
number has now increased to 100,
000,000, over one-half of whom live
in the United States.
The state of Arkansas derives $25,
000 annually from its penitentiary by
leasing the labor of eighty convicts
to cigar manufacturers, aud handing
over 2S0 others to farmers, the con
sideration being $3.75 per month aud
all expenses.
Alpharetta is a young Georgia city,
but it is remarkable in some respects.
Its population is at present 200 and
of them five are lawyers and two
physicians. There are nlso two
churches. If New lork were as well
supplied with professional men she
would have 30,000 lawyers and 12,000
doctors.
Gold and silver medals, bronze
crosses and marksmen s pins are is
sued by the war department as re
wards for successful marksmanship
in the United States army, and Brigadier-General
S. T. Benet, chief of
orunance, says in ins unnuai report
for 1883-84 that this has been a pow
erful and healthy stimulus to the
steady improvement of the army in
skillful marksmanship.
Out iu Xeaia, Ohio,thereisab:ight
lawyer. There is a score of them in
fact, but this bright particular legal
star is Henry Warrington. I call
him Henry Warriugton because that
is not his name. His real name ap
pears on the play-bills of "youth."
Well the Second Adveutists came to
Xenia one time and the preacher did
a power of street preaching. One
day lawyer Warrington stopped to
him just at a time whou he was want
ed in court, and a bailiff came to the
window to call him. Tho preacher
was just shrieking: "And who will
be damned)r Who will be damned?"
Boared out the stentorian tones of the
bailiff over tho way: "Henry War
rington! Henry Warrington!" And
Henry only said he would bo, it he
was. Only he didn t say it just that
way.. Ji. liurdelte.
The Whiskey Ilasioess.
Please do not confound any of the
whiskey bitters which topers take
and drunkards delight in, with
that altogether different article
"Brown's Iron Bitters." No toper
wants Brown's Iron Bitters, for there
is nothing in it to satisfy the craving
of his debased appetite. This great
iron medicine gives strength and new
life, not a mere unwholesome stimu
lus. Sheriff Pouder of Washington
County, Tenn., writes that after
using two botyles of it ho was cured
of dyspepsia. No "whiskey bitters"
could achieve such a result
It is reported that parties are de
stroying small oysters by the thou
sand of baskets at the Neema flats in
Shoalwater bay, by culling near shore
ana aumpmg tne cuiiings over wnere
they are sure to die.
Mr. B. Hoffman, 72 Park avenue,
Baltimore. Maryland, says: "My
child, four years old, suffered two
weeks with an alarming cough, Less
than a bottle of lied btar Couch
Cure cured her entirely. I consider it
a safe, sure, most valuable child's.
medicine."
3IARCI1 28, 1885.
1 bTsM sS
lirn Sur
TRADE M MARK,
f T. ti7f47a
Free front Ontatev nnteitrj mitt l'nAii.
A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE
Tor CoucUs, Soro Throat, Xloarccncu. CoUs,
InQuenza, Bronchi Us, Asthxsa, Croup, Wlicoo
Ins Coucb, Qnlnsr, Pain la Cheat, aj otter
affections crtha Throat and J.uncs.
IMce 50 cents a bottle. Sold by DrnigrfsU and.
Dealers. JtarfiM unable to induce tSeir dealer to
promptly pet it for them Kill recaze two botiles,
.- eti charget paid, by lending one dollar to
THE CHARLES 1. TOGILKIt COaPAST,
Sola Owsen and Uuu&ctaren,
HalUnorr, Xirjlaad, C. S. Jt.
BBIi HOTEL.
MRS. LVAWALLMAN, - Proprietor.
ASTORIA, OREGON.
First Class iu Every Kc.spr.ot.
NEW HOUSE,
NEW FURNITURE.
FifeI up -witli every Conven
ience Tor tlie Comfort of
Transient and Permanent Guests.
Corner Squcmoijua and West Cth Streets.
The Telephone Saioon
The Finest Establishment of
the Kind in Astoria.
Especially flttetl up for the Comfort and
Convenience 01 those who enjoy a
Social Ola s.
Tlie Best of Wines and Liquors,
The Choicest Clears.
Everything New and First-Class.
IS. IMJEFFKRY. Prop'r.
II. It. PAKKER, Propr.
First Class in Every Respect.
Free Coach to the House.
Cannery Snplies.
Old Castle, Yspitti, and other
brands of Coke Tin Plates, for
sale in lots to suit purchasers,
now in warehouse at Astoria or
to.arrive per Josea, or Arc7ior,
also Liverpool fine and coarse
salt. For further, particulars
apply to
Portland, Oregon.
Colin
Through Freight
TflE SEW
trw-' f ti7f47a QsHbs&nr
PARKER HOUSE
Hover, Wilson & Go
-TELEPHOHE-
Which han been specially built for the comfort of passengers will leave
"Wilson & Fisher's Dock every
Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 A.M. arriving at Portland at 1 P.M.
Returning leaves Portland every
Tuesday and Thursday at 6 A. M. arriving at Astoria at 1 P. M.
EAn additional trip will be made on Sunday of Bach Weete, leaving Portland
at 9 O'clook BuBday Mernlusr. Passengers bj tills route connect at Kalama
for Sound ports. u. B. SCOTT, President
Wilson & Fisher!
Ship Chandlers,
HEAVY AND SHELF
HAEDWAES
Paints, Oils and Varnish.
LOGGERS1 SUPPLIES.
PROVISIONS
AND
MILL FEED
AGENTS EOli
Salem Homing Mills,
Portland Roller Mills,
Capital Tlour and
FAIRBANKS' SCALES.
ASTORIA. OREGON.
B. B. Franklin,
SiSaass
IMeMer ami Cabinet later,
SQUEMOQUA STREET,
NEXT TO TIIK STOItIAN BUILDIXO.
A11 work done in a .skillful manner on
short notice at reasonable rates. -
ASTORIA IRON WORKS.
Benton Stkket, Neak Takkeu House,
ASTORIA. - OREGON.
GENERAL MACHINISTS AND
.BOILER MAKERS.
LANDjana MAMMIES
BoilerWork, Steamboat Work
and Cannery Work a spe
cialty. Oral I Descriptions made to Crtler
at Short Notice.
A. D. Wass, President.
J. G. HusTi.ER,Secretary,
I. W. Case, Treasurer.
Johk Fox.Suporlntendent.
S. AKNDT & FERCHEN,
ASTORIA. - OREGON.
The Pioneer Machine Shop
BLACKSMITH
shop4
Boiler Shop
All kinds of
ENGIHE, CANNERY,
AlfD
STEAMBOAT WORK
Promptly attended to.
A specialty made of repairing
CANNERY DIES,
FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET.
on Fast Time!
STEAMER
SL
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ysseawp5
AND MQEH&KijF
Transprtation Cony.
PRICE, FIVE CENTS
THE BEST
I3TIIE
OEC1R A j.PEg'g? Z
Royal Brand Flour
Manufactured by the
OREGON HILLING COMPANY
Is of Superior Quality, and Is Endorsed
by all who use It.
THE HOUSEKEEPER'S FAVORITE
Of Superior Rising Quality.
Guaranteed to Give Satisfaction.
WYATT & THOMPSON
Sole Ascuts for Astoria.
Faintina: an! Paper Eaiipi.
KALSOMINING ETC.
ch:as. oxjsnsusr
Paint Shop iu rear of premises form
erly occupied by C. JI. Stockton, oppo
site the Court House.
All orders promptly and satisfnotorly
executetl.
J. K. D. OKAY.
Wholesale and retail dealer m.
GROCERIES, FLOOR, AND FEED
Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc.
LIME, SAND AND CEMENT.
General Storage and "Wharfage on reason
able terms. Foot of Benton stieet, Astoria.
Oregon.
VJUL, EDGAR,
Dealer In
Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes
Meerschaum and Brier Pipes,
GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY
Revolvers and Cartridges.
CORNER aiAIX AND CHENAMUS SI'S.
The Gem Saioon.
The Popular Resort for Astorians.
For tho
Finest of Wines and Liquors
Go to THE GEM SALOOX.
ALEX. CAMPBELL, - - PROPRIETOR
ASTORIA LIQUOR STORE,
AUG. DANIELSON, - - Proprietor.
Rebuilt nnd .Refitted. Throughout.
The Best of
WiafKS.I,10.UOKS,A3rD CIGAItS,
For a Good Cigar, call for one of
"Danielson's Best."
Corner "West 9th and "WaterStreets, Astoria.
na-6m
Magnus C. Crosby
Dealer in
MM ARE, IRON, STEEL,
Iron Pipe and Fittings,
STOVES, TINWARE
AND
HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS
SHEET LEAD STRIP LEAD
SHEET IRON,
"I?l3a. AND Oojpea?-
Astoria Sail Loft.
Best of orfc at Bottom Fipres
J. HESS,
The well-known Sallmaker now occupies
The Astoria Sail Loft, formerly occupied
by A.M. Johnson.
Boat Sails a Specialty.
ALL "WORK "WARRANTED
Come and see me at Tlie Astoria Sail Loft :
next to Pythian Building.
Address P. O. Box 312.
j. hess.
Floats! Floats! Floats!
CANNERYMEN viho are in nepd of
Floats, Copper Handles and Mallets
should, send their orders to
B. W. BLOOD.
Clatskanle, Oregon, who has a quantity on
liand which will be sold at reasonable n.tes.
"SECURE THE SHADOW'
Ere the substance fade, and when you visit
Portland, make It a part of your business to
call on "W. H. Towke. at the San Fran
cisco Gallery, S. W. corner First and
Morrison streets, and have your photograph
taken In the highest style oPthe art. . -