m Site gjatttj gtStovJau. ASTORIA, OKEGON: TUESDAY FEBRUARY 3. 16S5 MISDIRECTED LEGISLATIVE EF FORTS. There seems to be an idea in cer tain parts of this state that all that is necessary "to make times good" in Oregon is that the legislature "do something." Judging from the tenor of the advice and theories in various contemporaries it -would appear that the prevalent notion has invaded a good many newspaper offices. Just how the legislature can im prove the condition of the people or change their individual bias is not clear. It can and doubtless will do a good deal of work, but after all it is only a representative body, it is not vested -with extraordinary powers; its resources are as limited as those of the constituencies that sent its mem bers to the state capital, and it is hardly fair to expect that the session of the legislature shall be the signal for prosperity throughout the com monwealth. One exchange talks as though the repeal of the mortgage tax law were the one thiug essential. Doubtless it .would be a good thing if that rid iculous attempt to keep water from seeking its level were stricken from the statute book, but the tendency of the argument we allude to is that all wo need in Oregon is the ability to borrow money at our own terms. The query naturally eccurs: why borrow money at all? Is not the borrowing of money at best a risky venture, and are there not other "in dustries" equally important to that of the borrower? At all events it is not such a prominent featnre of our business life as would appear. It is only incidental. All men have occa sion to borrow money at least once in their lives, but it is not the chief end of man, that is the Oregon man, that he shall be able to borrow with ease and celerity on successive occa sions. The mistake appears to bo in the idea that the legislature has powors as a legislature that its members have not" as individuals to legislate upon matters that by their very nature are not susceptible of legislation. Human nature is one of the things that no legislature can adjust, and any at tempt to regulate by legislation any thing that is only amenable to the law of business relations or of sup ply and demand must necessarily bo futile. The present legislature is try ing a little of that kind or work and cannot expect to succeod where so many palpable failures in other and oldor commonwealths demonstrate its impossibility. There are a good many things that adjust themselves; their very nature places them outside of legislative control, and any attempt to change them is as idle as well as a city ordinance against vagrancy in a city where the charier does not back the ordinance with power to be enforced. There is nolhing paternal about our government The legislature doesn't meet to take care of any one who is unable to take care of himself, nor to provide easier conditions of life than those enjoyed when we are denied the privilege of beholding a legislature in session. The legislature, great and mighty as it is, cannot help a man that needs help; that's the worst of it If ho lack ability, if he is im provident, lazy, foolish, extravagant and possessed of nothing good but a wish for good things the legislature can't help him. If he be multiplied by 100 and get a kind legislator to intro duce a silly bill which is in effect in tended to supply by law that which is denied by nature, it doesn't do any good; it only delays necessary legisla tion and embarrasses the rest of the solons who are equally kindly dis posed, and would if they could. Leg islatures have their uses, but they can't change the existing condition of things nor subvert the workings of natural law. The killing of O'Donovan Eos3a in New York yesterday atcrnoon, will be looked upon by many as a sort of righteous retribution. "Whether he was really what he claimed to be, or was but a harmless braggart, it is certain that he was regarded in this country as an exponent of the devil ish doctrine of dynamite, and many across the sea will breathe easier that he is no longer able to plan destruc tion. There is an attempt being made in Salem to have the state districted into four normal school "districts," and a "normal school" established in each. "Wonder if the father of the bill knows what a normal school iB? A BARGAIN. A LADY DECLINING HOUSEKEEPING offers her Furniture atprivatc sale. Inquire at this oillce. NEW TO-DAY. Notice of Application, NOTICE IS IIEREBYGIVEN THAT THE undersigned will applv to the Common Councilor the city of Astoria, at Its next regular meeting for a license to sell wine, malt or spirituous liquors In less quantities than one quart, for the period of one year, In the building fronting on "Wa'er street and situated on Lot No. 4,lJlock No. 132, in the city of Astoria as laid out and recorded by J. M. Shlvely. G. DIPASCUALE. Astoria, Februarys. 1SSS. ROOMS AND HALL TO LET. Pythian Land and Building Ass'cn. LARGE. FINE ROOMS WITH WATER and gas en ftilt or single, in Pythian Building. Also Pythian Hall, the finest and best lighted hall In the cltv ; suitable for Lodges, Sociables. Parties or Lectures. Term, mod crate. Apply to E. A. NOYES, Seci clary. OCCIDENTAL HALL TWO NIGHTS ONLY, Monday and Tnesday, February 2nd and 3rd. Engagement of the Popular Artists, JOS. R. GRIS3IER, and PHCEBE DA VIES Supported by their own POWERFUL COM- PAX, when will be presented, 2IOXOAY, FEU, 2nd, The Reigning Sensation of the daj , from Alex. Dumas' great novel, MONTE CRISTO. TUESDAY, FERItUAItY 3rd. The riramlization of Verne's great story of Russian Life, 3HCHAEL STROGOFF. Xew Scenery, Elwraut Costumes,- Xovel Mechanical Effects, Powerful Casts. Admission - - - $1 00 Ciallcry - 30c Reserved Seats without extra charge at the usual place. The New York Novelty Store. For Sale Tlift-neniiliftiiziid Favorably Localeil BAY VIEW RESTAURANT Is for sale at a bargain, on account or the proprietor's doire to go east to see her par ents Inquire at the restaurant or at this ofllee. NOW IS THE TIME TO Send for Your Friends. BOZORTH & JOHNS, I7XORA LIMITED TIME. WILL ISSUE ? IJCKIAII CLWlICI) TICKETS From IIAMIIITKG MANHEIM, ROTTER DAM, ANTWERP, HAVRE. GOTHEN lUMfG. CHRISTIANSAND. MALMO, CHRISTIANA. 1JERGEN, STAVANKER. THRONDHJEM. and COPENHAGEN To Astoria for $58.00 From Liverpool to Ahtoria. for So3 00 Meeting Notice. HI HIE ANNUAL MEETING OFTIIE GAR JL ibaldi Packing Co. will be held at Bootns mess house. Upper Astoria, on Wednesday, Febnmry llth, 1885. at7r. r., for the pur pose of transacting important business. CHAS. WICKSTROM, President. Astoria. .Ian. 20th, JSSo. Furnished Rooms to Let, WITH OR WITHOUT HOARD. Enquire of Mns. E. C. HOLDEN. IF YOU AHT ress in Style! if yod mm Tie Best of Ms! If Yon Want the LowestBed-rook Prices GOTO . M. D. KANT'S Clothing Emporium. r Fine Clothing, Hals aud Caps, Boot and Shoes, Gents' Furnishing Goods. ! I uum I"'1' wi U The Telephone Saloon The Finest Establishment of the Kind in Astoria. Especially fitted up for the Comfort aud uonvcnicnce oi ;nose who enjoy a Social Gla 5. The Ucst or Wines and Liquors, The Choicest Cigars. Everything New and First-Class. R. . JEFFRIES. Frop'r. NEW YORK Restaurant f Lodging House The flue building on the Comer of Olney and Water Sirects has been leased from R. BARTH, and IS XOIV FITTED VV AS A FirU Class Itestaurant and LodIut- House. The public patronage .solicited. Mrs. 31. FIXCIX, IVopV. 1885. INTEREST Will be allowed On Time Deposits. Drafts on all the Leading Cities. Wm. T. Coleman & Co. S. EliMOItK. Manager Banking Department, Astoria, Oregon. TMorttaPacilcExpssCo. FURNISHES The Shortest, Quickest aud most a.ciiuIjic Route between ASTORIA AND ALL POINTS. If you have Anything to Send by Express, aenu u uy iiic 3TorLIicrii l'acific Express Co. Order your Express packages sent to von by the NORTHERN PACIFIC EXPRESS CO. Prompt Delivery, Low Rates, Satisfaction guaranteed S.EMIOKK, A.stori.iAscut. important Notice! Oregon Improvement Co. Great Mictioni Price of Coal On and after December 1st until further notice the price at the bunkers will be as follows for SEATTLE COAT.. Clean Domestic per ton, 2240 lbs $7.o3 Average Steam " " c.00 Screenings " " " 4.00 On hand a constant supply, at market rates, of first-class CUMBERLAND. K.A.NOYES.Ap,ent. NOTICE To Cannerymen and Fishermen. WE TAKE PLEASURE IN ANNOUNC ing to the trade thai we have secured tho services of Mil a. M. JOHNSON, so 1 -ng and favorablv known in the SAlL MAKINC trade in Astoria. Hereafter Mr. Johnson will have sole supervision of our Sail Loft and will givt? his personal attend ance to the manufacture of Boat Sails for the Columbia lier trade. "VV. C. NOOV & CO., Cor. B and Front Sts. Portland, Or. Astoria Bakery AND Columbia Candy Factory. JS1. Jackson, Proprietor. 1KY DIRECT OF THE MANUFACTURER and. Save aiouey. French Mised Creams. 30ctsporlb Plain Candies and Taflva 20 " ' Bread. Pies aud Cakes delivered everv day. Ornamental work for Weddings anil Parties. Best Ice Cream at reasonable prices Cheapest and best place In town. Don't forget the place ; Chenamus St, near the Fostoffice. Notice. I TAKE PLEASURE IN INFORMING MY old customers that 1 shall, ou the 1st of February next, move to Portland. Oregon, where I will have charge of Messrs. V. C. Noon & Co.'s Sail Loft. Any orders for Boat Sails sent to W. C Noon & Co. will be made un under my per sonal supervision and will be fudv equal to any work heretofore manufactured by me. Honing a coutinuanoe of your favors I re main, sincerely yours, A. M. JOHNSON. Notice. NY ORDERS LEFT WITH C. II. STICK-1- els. in my absence will be promptly at tended to. Bills due me are also left In his hands for collection, until further notice. A.M. JOHNSON. Astoria, Jau. 23th, 18S3. Carnaiiaii & Co. SUCCESSORS TO I. "W. CASE, IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN GENERAL . MERGHAHDISE Corner Chenamus and Cass streets. ASTORIA - OREGON Rooms to Rent. FURNISHED OR UNFURNISHED. Apply to C. Y. BLIS3ET, Upper Astoria. Carpets! Carpets! Garpets. Wc beg to call the attention of Hie public to our latest importation, direct from Eastern manufacturers, of the largest invoice of CARPETS ever offered for sale in this city, comprising all grades, from the FINEST BODY BRUSSELS In the Newest Tints and Shades, To the lowest priced article in this line. Wc are determined to dbpose of our stock of Carpets within the next four weeks, and to that end offer special inducements, precluding the possibility of Ueiujc Undersold by any of oar Competitors. -IN Furniture and House Furnishing Line We can show you the very BEST GOODS at BOTTOM FIGURES, and shall be pleased to receive a call for Inspection whether you purchase or not. CHAS. HEILBORN. New Establishment! INrKW PllOlSO UBN1TUBE, FURNISHING GOODS, , Malting, PICTURE FRAMES MOULDINGS, ETC., ETC. At Greatly Reduced Prices, ASTORIA FURNITURE CO., Cor. Chenamus and Hamilton Sts. II. Du BUISSON, Manager. tJtkMeaaZd Of either sex admitted to tlio PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEGE On any weok-day of liie year. Tho College Journal, containing in formation of the course of study, rates of tuition, board, examination, etc., and cuts of plain and ornamental penman ship, free. Address, A. P. ARMSTRONG, Lock Box l(M. Portland, Ok. KVIn writing, please mention tht paper. Notice to Water Consumers. I WOULD HFSPECTFULLY .REQUEST that all persons having their water pipes repaired have them fixed properly so they will not freeze and hunt, as I will mako no deduction on rates in the future, on account of bursteil or frozen pipes. Any information in regard to the manner of fixing pipes will be cheerfully given bv request. JAS. W. WELCH. Sup't. House to Rent. N tfIXE ROOMS : GOOD LOCATION. Inquire of W, B. IIEADINGTON. Executor's Notice. HAVING KEEN APPOINTED BY TIIE County Court of Clatsop Countv, Ore-g-n. executrix e: the hist will and testament of Tho. Goodwin, deceased, all persons having claims ygainst said estate will pre sent ilicin duly verified and wilh proper vouchers to the undersigned at her resi dence on Clatsop Plains, Clatsop County, Oregon, within six months from this date, Dcc.5, 18.11. MARIETTA GOODWIN. S4-5t Executrix. FOR SALE One E. VV. BLISS, Latest Improved HOWESOLDERiNG MACHINE, With West's Crimper attached. ThN Machine I Xearlj Xcw and N Sold for Want of Uf. Address GEO. W. DUNBAR'S SONS, New Orleans, La. For Sale. TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY ACRES on Gray's River : fine timber and bottom land : three miles from steamboat landing. Fifty acres improved : stables, outhouses, etc. fruit. A splendid chance for a man with a little mtmev. Apply to FERDINAND HANSEL on the premises. PARKER HOUSE Ladies' Hair Dresser and "Wig Maker All kinds of HAIR WORK MADE TO ORDER Ladles' Hair cutting and Shampooing a specialty. All work done in the most artis tic manner and in the latest style. Ii. D it PARK, Prop, rarker House, Main St., Astoria, Or. For Rent. TWO FRONT ROOMS : SUITABLE FOR ofllces : centrally located : apply at As roniAjf office. For Sale. FINE NINE-ROOMED DWELLLNG house with two lots, comer Main and Seventh streets. For further particulars apply at Thk Astokiax office. Attention! ON ACCOUNT OF REMOVAL I WILL sell for the noxt ten days, a lot of choice Groceries, fine Teas, and Canned Goods, at the lowest figures possible. Goods all fresh aud of the best brands. BAY VIEW RESTAURANT. Opposite O. R. & N. Cos Dock. THE - Pictures, Mirrors, THE HENLEY CLUB SKATE Nickle Tlated, Spring Steel Bottom and Steel Clamp. The HENLEY CHALLENGE SKATE, vtoouen uouom aim .Lcaiuer straps. The best and onlv nracticallv scientific jkates. Elegant In finish. Will turn a three ioot circle anu an me wneeis resc square on the floor. Wheels with babbit metal boxes. Ihc leading skates in all the prin cipal Rinks. Bicycles and Tricycles. OSBORN & ALEXANDER, Sole Agents. Mechanics' Tools. Hardware and Machinery. G23 Market St., opp. Palace hotel. San Francisco, Send for free catalogue and price list Assignee's Notice. TVTOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE J-i undersigned has been appointed the as- IMltfo nf f hi ActnTo nf "llnnirni. X? -Trtfincnu and all persons having claims against said firm are hereby notified to present the same duly certified to the undersigned, at his of fice, in Astoria, Oregon, within three months irom ims uate, Dec. 27th, is4. J. II. D. GRAY. Assignee's Notice. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE undersigned has been appointed assign ee of the estate of D. Hart, an insolvent ueuior. aii creditors oi saia estate are no tilled to present their claims acainst said es Lite, under oath, to me, within three months at the office ofF. D. Wmton, in the city of asioua, uiaisop county, uregon. ISAAC BERGMAN, Assignee, Dec 27th, 181. Assignee Notice. TVTOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE J- Ann of J. fc. Thomas has assigned all their nroDertv to the undersicned for the benefit of their creditors and all persons navinc claims against sam estate must pre sent the same duly verified to the assignee at his office in Astoria, Oregon, within three mom as irom mis uaie. November Cth, 1881. F.T. HICKS, exitfi? Maax's HOSPITAL, ASTORIA, OREGOB ranirrt: TVirTiTTrrrnv itviip-w paup on X the Sisters of Charity, is now ready for i lie reception oi patients. Private rooms for the accommodation ol anvdesirimr them. Patients admitted at all houis, day or night. jio pnysician uas exclusive rigiit. everv patient is free to and has the privilege of employiug any physician they prefer. United. States Marine Seamen who pay Hospital Dues, are enti tled to Free care and attendance at this Hos pital during sickness. Permits must bo ob tained for United States Marines at the Cus tom House. SlSTElta of Chabitt Wheeler & Kipp, PRACTICAL Ploita Gas anil Steam fitters AH work warranted and estimates given Full stock Iron and Lead Pipe, Bath Tubs, Water Closets and Gas Fixtures. Chimney ripe, cheaperthan Brick. Jobbing promptly attended to. Comer Squemoo.ua and Hamilton Streets, Astoria, Oregon, T. G. RAWLINGS. "Wholesale and Retail Dealer In Tropical, Domestic, Green and Dried FHUITS. .NUTS. CANDD2S.DRIED MEATS, ETC. Fine Cigars and Tobacco. Next door to I. J. Arvold's, Squomoqua St. rov cah ?mT THE FINEST- Family Groceries, Provisions and Freshest Vegetables -AT- -ALL Low Down Prices 1 ! Corner Benton and Chenamus Streets, Opposite Custom House Square. TER apply to the Captain, or to THE NEW MODEL BBBtj i -aJ.- .. ' ' - scvu.z2i -'t.'i MmlMiwt-J. jBiiiilBiP A FTJIJL STOCK John A. lVXon,fgmei?y, DEALKR !' Tin, Sheet Iron and Copper Vare. A General Assortment of HOUSEHOLD GOODS. Agents for Magee Stoves and .Ranges The Best In the market. Piumblng goods of all kinds on hand. Job work done In a workmanlike manner. PLUMBING, GAS FITTING, AND CANNERY WORK Attended to Promptly on Reasonable Terms. Chenamus Street, Next toC L Parker's Store. JT. OLSEN. J. GUSTAFSON. MARTIN OLSEN & CO. DEALERS IX FURNITURE S BEDDING- Corner Main and Squcmoqua Streets. Astoria, Oresen. WINDOW SHADES AND TRIMMHGii; WALL PAPER, ETC A Complete Stock. PRICES AS CHEAP AS OTALITY WILL AFFORD. AIJL KINDS OF FUKNITURE KEPAIKEI ASfiD VARNISHED. Builders Carpenters MATERIAL. SASH DOORS AND MOULDING. First Class Work at Prices to Suit the Times. PJAXSAXD ESTIMATES FURNISHED. C. H. Bain & Co.'s Steam PlaningMill and Sash Factory Boat Building n Specialty. Notice. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT pursuant to a unanimous vote of the stockholders of the Fishermen's racking Co., the directors of said company, did on the 17th day of Jan. 1S35, execute and Ale supplementary antcies oi incorporation, whereby such company is authorized to purchase and hold, sell and convey real es tate. By order Board of Directors, H.E. NELSON, dv Secretary. Dissolution of Partnership. NOTICE ISJIEREBY GIVEN THAT TIIE partnership heretofore existing be tween Bergman & Berry is this day dis solved by mutual consent, A. W. Berry re tiring from the linn, who will collect all bills due and settle all accounts of the late firm. ISAAC BERGMAN. A. W. BERRY.. Astoria, Oregon, December 31st, 18S4. Notice. THE PROGRESSIVE LAND AND Building Association will hold Its regu lar annual meeting on the second Saturday, the 14th.day of Feuruary, 1885, at 7 o'clock p. ir., in Liberty Hall. War.L.M'EWAN, Secretary. Astoria, Clatsop Co., Oregon, January i?th, 1835. HAS RETURNED. JJP. liEATHCHS HAS RETURNED t and is ready to turn out some line fish ing boats for the river. Shop on the beach between Kinney's and Elmore's canneries. CAUTION. ALL PERSONS ARE HEREBY CAU- .mortgage on personal property, given by Mr. the same will be contested on the ground of fmnl nr miQrftnrocanfntlnn In rtfitnlnlnrr tUa same, otherwise want of consideration. t Astoria, Oregon, Nov. I8tn, 1884. m ARKERS AT- STEADIER CLARA PARKER Eben P. Parher,Mastsr. For TOWING, FREIGHT orCHAR 11. It. rAKKKR. RANGE CAN BE nAD IN AS TORIA ONLY OF riggi b. e. bawbs, r3&35F AGE AT CALL AND EXAMINE IT, Y.t WlLL BE FLEASED. E. R. HAWES is also agent for ttst M latent (Ming Stow And other first-class St97es. Furnace Work. Steam Fit tinSs oto. a specialty. ALWAYS ON HAND. & A. JOHNSON. FOR Finest Groceries, -GO TO FOARD & STOKES. A. FULL LINE OF HARDWARE AND Ship Chandlery. -A NEW SLIP Just Finished In'Rear of Store. Hardware and Slip Chandlery VAN DUSEH & GO., DKAUUtS IX Hardware and Ship Chandlery Pure Oil, Bright Varnish, Binacle Oil, Cotton Canvas, Hemp Sail Twine, Cotton Sail Twine, Lard Oil, Wrought Iron Spikes, Galvanized Cut Nails, Agricultural Implements, Sewing Macliincs, Paints and Oils, Groceries, etc, Notice To The Public. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT I will not be responsible for any debts eontractedbymywife.joHNDouGijAS Astoria Dec. 3lst, 1884. EHfit7 fci3c2 !CTMKf?jH