rzj Wht gatttj iomu. ASTORIA, OREGON: THURSDAY. -JULY 17.1B& The net profits of the Suez canal for 1883 -were 35,000,000 francs. Waie9 must be a nice place to con duct a political campaign. Taffy -was a "Welshman. An ocean steamer burns all the way from 150 to 325 tons of coal dur ing a Tdyagd across the Atlantic. The Northern Pacific sold 32.370 acres of- land during the month of June at an average of $5.90 per acra It is said that cows often live to be 100 years old in Georgia. In this section, however, a cow over 90 is regarded as poor eating. The Southern Exposition of 18S4, at Louisville, intends to make an ex hibit of federal and confederate relics of the late war, and two committees have been appionted for the purpose. The mouth of the Amazon river is said to be 100 miles wide, and is ac customed to have a bar which covers fifty square miles. The Amazon would make an"excellent delegate to Chicage: In Siam they decide a law suit by putting the litigants under cold water, and the one remaining the longest is declared the victor. The only possible use for lawyers in Siam then, is to hold the stakes. 13ecatj.se of the inability of a mem ber of the Eleventh Regiment, N. Y. S. N. G., to pay his dues, a descent was made on his home recently by deputy marshals and policemen, and everything, even the baby's linen, was seized. The America has room for four more boilers, the putting in of which would probably increase her speed over a knot an hour. She is the first steamer that ever docked in Liver pool a week after leaving her New York pier. A SENATon of the United States was in Hong Kong three years ago. He says ho could have bought outright thousands of coolies at S8 per head, and he believes that the mass of Chi nese on the Pacific coast have been secured by direct purchase and ship ment c - ' United Stated Cox&cg Catlin of Stuttgart writes to the state depart ment that, in spite of the numerous attempts to check the tide of emigra tion from Germany to this country, 97 per cent of those who emigrate from Germany go to the United States. - " "--rggOOO '"woolen mills in this country use the whole clip of the growers, and pay for it $100,000,000 yearly. The goods they manufacture are worth $234,000,000, and the wages they pay yearly count up $46,000,000. More than four-fifths of all the wool ens we use are made here. In -Morocco, when a thief is caught in the most trivial offense, they po litely request him to hold up both hands. They then ask him what hand-he would prefer to have in his possession, and when he has made his choice they cut off the other. "When a thief has lost both hands and also his feet, he loses his head and stops stealing. A thick ballot-box is described by the Chicago Inter-Ocean, by means of which the side that owns the in spectors at a primary election is suie to win. It is a simple contrivance. Appearing empty, a spring is pressed which throws.up a false bottom, thus allowing indropping ballots to mingle with those which were stuffed into box the night before. One of the stories told of a recent conflagration in Boston is that of a man "who, when apprised that the fire was raging with desperate fury, in the excitement of the moment seized a pitcher of water and locked it up se curely in his safe, without knowiug why he did it. To this accidental cir cumstance he owed tho preservation of the valuable contents of the safe, which were perfectly preserved by the steam from the water in tho pitcher. Somebody has been inquiring into the circumstances which led to there being just twelve men on a jury, and the conclusion is that it was because there were twelve prophets of old. The apostles numbered twelve, there were twelve Jewish judges, twelve pillars in the temple, twelve patri archs, twelve tribes of Israel, twelve stones on Aaron's breast-plate, twelve gates to Jerusalem, twelve months in the year and twelve signs in the Zo diac The corporation of London only represents one square mile out of the 120 square miles which form the metropolitan area, and only 66,000 in habitants in the midst of a population of nearly 5,000,000. The city corpora- -tion has not been reformed for 500 ryears. There is a bill now before parliament for a reorganization of London, so that the entire city shall . be governed under a common charter. Thapresent vestry system of govern ment so divides the city into districts, j eaWacting for itself, that London has really thirty-nine local govern ments. -The Metropolitan board of "works, in a few particulars only, may act for fkentize'oity. " Oub department of state at "Wash ington is taking every precaution against the importation of the cholera germ into the United States. Happily there are few diseases more easily guarded against, provided the prope measures of sanitation are conbtantly kept in view. Efficient quarantining will accomplish something, but the through sanitation of such of our sea board cities as have trade relations with Mediteranean ports will be much more to the point. B. P.,JoitES,the new chairman of the Republican national committee, owes his fortune to his shrewdness in tak ing advantage of an accident About thirty years ago, when the rolling mill of his then firm, Jones & Lauth, could have stood on Fifth avenue without obstructing the pavement on either side, one of the workmen got his heavy iron tongs, weighing about fifty pounds, fast to a bar of hot iron. The bar was already in the jaws of the rapidly whirling rolls There was no time to release the tongs and they went through the rolls under ponderous pressure. Instead of being crushed and broken, they came out at the other side flattened out of shape, of no more use as tongs, but a bar of iron of high polish and changed texture. The firm made no fuss about it, but had a quiet consul- ration among themselves. They set to work analyzing and experimenting. The result was that instead of a dis charge the workman who let the tongs go through cold got a bonus of $20j000, and instead of the little one horse rolling mill the present immeuso plant was constructed. It is valued at 87,000,000. It makes cold rolled iron under an exclusive patent at an immense profit, and the long head of the lucky firm, who was made chair man of the Republican national com mittee, is a millionaire about ten times over. At the time the tongs got fast he kept the books and his partner looked after the mill. Mr. Lauth retired from the firm some years ago, and when the patent on the cold rolled process was reissued received $100,000 from the new firm for his share of it NEW TO-DAY. The Str. GLEANER, B.F.STEVENS, - M.ister. Will leave Wilson & Fisher's Dock Kvcry Wednesday, at 1) A. 31. For Deep River and Way Landings, and Every Nnturaay, at A. x.. ?stete-&a?sfveF. On other days will do general work. A good SCOW is run in connection with the steamer, and Lumber, Wood, etc.. promptly handled. Notice to the Public. THIS IS TO GIVE NOTICE THAT I want to settle up my business. Those knowing themselves Indebted to mo will please make immediate settlement. Any one havinc a claim against me will please bring it in at once. MIKE MEYER. Astoria, July 1C.18SL Notice to Contractors. Notice is hereby given thatscaled pro posals will be received at the office of the Auditor and Clerk, until Monday, July 21, 1884, at 1 o'clock p. m.. for tho improvement of the crossing of Jeffer son ana ueiievieve Mreeis, in tne uny of Astoria as laid out and recorded by John Mc Clure, by raising and repair ing the same, in accordance with Plans and Specifications on file In the office of the Auditor and Clerk. Bids must be accompanied with a iruarantee sinned by two responsible tax payers, to the effect, that if the con tract be awarded to such bidder, that he win, wiiuiu io uuurs aucr iiuucu ui such awarjd, enter into contract therefor with good and sufficient sureties for the faithful performance of the work. The right to reject any and all bids is hereby reserved. Bj' order of tho Common Council. I. W, Case, Committee Thos, Dealv, on Streets and C.W.Stoxe, J Public Ways. Astoria. July 1G, 1884. 1S.1LI1NT W ILL LECTURE ON Mental ani Physical Evolution Of the Human Itnee. AT LIBERTY HALL Friday Evening, July 17th, Admission 50 cents. Friday Afternoon, at 2 o'cl'ck Dr. limit Will Lecture to Ladies Only on PATHOLOGY OF MATERNITY. Admission Free. GRAND Musical and Literary Entertain ment. For the Benefit of the Presbyterian Church, of Astoria, at OCCIDENTAL HALL, On Monday Evening, July 21 AND A FAN DRILL BY A CORPS OF TOUNO LADIES. Admission, ... 5octs. No extra charge for Reserved Seats, to be had at Newbury & Stevens' Book Store BOX SHEET OPEN THIS MORNING. Good Milk Cow for Sale. TNQTJIRE OF Dit. JAY TUTTLE. SPECIAL NOTICE, Excursion Tickets from Astoria to "Portland and return THE FAST ELEGANT STEAMER WIDE WEST "Will make regular trips during the season leaving Attonu as f jllows : Leave Astoria Wednesday and Friday at 6 A. M , arrive In Portland at 2 P. M. Leave Astoria Sunday Afternoon at 4: 15 P. M.f arrive in Port land at 12 Midnight. Passengers leaving Astoria Sunday P. M. can secure rooms and remain on steamer all night. JtETUnXIN'O : Leavr rortlaBil Taesday aat TkHrsday at C A. M., arrive at Astoria at Xoon. Leave Portland Sntarday at 3 P. M. arrive In Astoria at S F, M. A. L. STOKES, General Pas -enger Agent. GREAT REDUCTION!. IN -AT- sms. a. aiAix'ours. r will sell tor Tnn next tiiik- JL TY DAYS all Trimmed Hats and SUMMEK GOCDR at ct.Ht, to close out my Summer hteci: and m.iKo room tor a Large Iuvolce of FALL C.OOnS. XOW i the time for BARGAINS! Come and See and. Be Convinrcd. To be Let. CHOICE ROOMS IN Wax. HUME'S block, with all conveniences. Apply to GEO. P. "WHEELER. July 7. ISM Notice of Assignment. CIRCUIT COURT, CLATSOP COUNIY Oregon. In tho matter of the Estate of McCurth and Holt, insolvent debters: Assignee's notice of appointment, To whom it may cencern: The undersigned hereto gies notice of hLs appointment us assignee of the estate of McCurtie and Holt, in .solvent debtors of Astoria, Clatsop County, Oregon. All claims against .said estate must be presented to me at my place of business in snidcitv.dulv verified asbv law reoulrd. within three months from the date of this notice. J. K. THOMAS, Assignee of the Estate of McCurtie & Holt, insolvent debtors. July 7, ISSi. dc-w He ciixo tloDQ. 2 FOR THE NEXT SIXTY DAYS, MRS. A. B. JEWETT will sell her stock of 3HLLIXERI and FANCT GOODS at a Reduction of Twenty per Cent. On Former Prices This is a rare chance for the Ladles to secure bargains. Astoria. June 2l. issi. Notice of Sale. rilHIS IS TO GIVE NOTICE THATU A have this day transferred all my right and intercr in the establishment known asth.-Ciy Book Store, till. P. Newbury and Imng Stevens, who will conduct the husinest of the fl'in in the mttire. All accounts clue, aw t be pal I to New bury and Ste on.. P.. P. STEVENS. A-torla, July 1st. 1831. T. G. RAWLINGS, Vuo!e.saIe and HetairDeaTer m Tropical, Domestic, Green and Dried J?,Jb-LTJX,2?S- NUTS. CANDIES, DRIED MEATS, ETC. Fine Cigar and Tobacco. Next door to I. J. Arvold's. Squemoqua St. Fishermen's Headquarters. THE GENUINE GAPE ANN OILED CLOTHINC, OVERALLS, COATS. HATS, SHIRTS, GUM BOOTS, Etc. Aud a complete outfit, of Rest Qualitv, and at t he LO WEST Pit ICE of any Estab lishment lu the city. P. A. STORES & CO. Have opened a New- Stock of At goods in the store next door to Foard & Stokes, and GUARANTEE SATISFACTION To all Customer:. Private School F OR SMALL CHILDREN WILL BE ouened In the Lecture rvom of the Pres byterian church on Mondav.Jnno 20th. at 0 o'clock. MISS LUCY J. POWELL. Boat Building. JOS. P. LEATHERS Formerly OTer Arndt !t Ferchon's Machine Shop IS BUILDING FIRST-CLASS BOATS IN the shop formerly occupied by M. John son on Concomly street, one block west of Hansen Bros' Mill. Model, Material and Finish Flrxt-eJnss. Sol Gi Jewelry, BRACELETS, Scarf Pins, Chains, Watches, SILVERWARE, Of every description. The finest stock of Jewelry in Aktorla. B-All goods warrantedasrepresented GUSTAV HANSEN, JEWELER. JOHN P. CLASSEN, Manufacturer of French and American Candies ALSO - -Every morning, from the AsTORIA-o BAKERY LOEB & CO. JOBBERS IN WINES, LIQUORS, AND CIGARS. AGENTS FOR THE Best San Franolsco Houses and Eastern Distilleries. Tumblers Decanters, and All Kinds of Saloon Supplies. A11 goods sold at San Francisco Prices. MAIN STREET, Opposite Parker House, Astoria, Oregon. A Seven Room House To Let. FA DESIRABLE LOCALITY. Inquire at tills office. IMIRY iniii; THE HOWE PL A NEW DEAL ALL 'ROUND. Something of Importance to Everyone that Lives in the City of Astoria. Win. HOWE, The WELL-KNOWN BUILDER, has bought from W. W. PARKER, the large Sash and Door Factory known a " "Hansen Bros.' Mill," And makes public the announcement of the fact. His well-known reputation as a Successful Builder and Contractor, and the Quality of the Stock he furnishes, is his guarantee that any one ordering material at his place will be able to CrET JUST WHAT THEY WANT, promptly on time, and AT LOWEST FIGURES. A Full Stock of Sasli and Door Work. 3Iouldings, etc., on Hand or Made to Order. Bids and Estimates Furnished, and Orders Solicited. BUILDERS, CARPENTERS and CONTRACTORS invited to call, examine stock and give a trial order. WILLIAM HOWE, PROPRIETOR. THE HOWE PLANING MILL Carpets! Carpets! Carpets! We beg to call the attention of the public to our latest importation, flireet from Eastern manufacturers, of the ; LARGEST INVOICE OF CARPETS wPjF Kver offered for sale In this city, ooinprWnj; all yrudes, from the FINEST BODY BRUSSELS In the Newest Tints -and Shades, To the. lowest priced artlclo In this Hue. AW are determined to dispose ot our .stock of Carpets within the next four weeks, and to that end offer special Inducements, precluding tho possibility of Being Undersold by auy or our Competitors. IX THE Furniture and House Furnishing Line We can show you the very BEST GOODS at BOTTOM FIGIItES. and shall ba pleased to recelvo a call for Inspection whether you purchase or not. OHAS. HEILBORN. New Establishment! MEW iplSIEIlifl Jiiiiillllfi Carpets, Matting, Pictures, Mirrors, PICTURE FRAMES 3I0ULDINGS, ETC., ETC. At Greatly Reduced Prices, And cordiallj invite a call from our friends and tho public generally. We intend to become a permnnent fixture in this place and trust to receive a liberal share of patronage from tho public. ASTORIA FURNITURE CO., Cor. Chenamus and Hamilton Sts. H. Du BUISS02T, Manager. mm MILL c take pleasure h: announcing, that hav ing purchased tho stock of the late firm of E. D. Curtis & Co., anil and having made many Now and Attractive Additions Wc now offer for salo lhc MOST COMPLETE LINE OF FURNITURE HOUSE Furnishing Goods, Tor The Finest Groceries. Tor The Freshest Vegetables, For -The Most Complete Assortment, For Absolute Satisfaction, In Filling and Delivering All Orders, Call at FRANK L. Family Grocery and Provision Store, Comer Benton and Chenamus Streets. Opposite Custom House Square. TKR apply to the Captain, or to EMPIRE THE ONLY Exclusive Dry Goods House IN ASTORIA. Our Stoel: Is The Most Complete, Our Prices At Boot Mn And Our Anxiety To Sell Is Unequaled I We Are Always at the Top of the Market And "With Us You Will Find THE LATEST NOVELTIES IN OUR LINE As Fast As They Appear In Eastern Markets. WE INVITE INSPECTION OF OUR LATEST IMPORTATION -OF Ladies' and Infants' White Goods, Skirts, Parasols, Silk Mitts, Glovta ia Lisle, Silk and Cotton, Fans, etc., etc. PRAEL BROS, John A. Montgomery, DKVI.KR I' Tm, Sheet Iron and Copper Ware. ' A General Assortment of " HOUSEHOLD GOODS. Agents for Magee Stoves and Ranges The Best In tho market. Pinmblug goods of all kinds oa hand. Job work done In a workmanlike manner PLUMBING, GAS FITTING, AND CANNERY WORK Attended to Promptly.on Reasonable Terms. Clienamus Street. Next to ii JL. Parker's Stare. AS70lZAv sr-z-yj;o ' THE NEW MODEL a Hv A FULL STOCK M. OLSEN. J. QUSTAFSON. MARTIN OLSEN & CO. DEALERS IX FURNITURE 2 BEDDING. Corner 3Ialn and Squemoqnn Streets. Astoria, Ores. WINDOW SHADES AND TRIMMNGS; WALL PAPER, ETC. A Goinpleto Stock. PRICES AS CHEAP AS OTALITY WILL AFF01D. AIX KINDS OF FURKITURE REPAIRED AJTD TABXISBED. FOR Finest Groceries, GO TO FOffl & STOKES. V FULL LINE OF HARDWARE AND Ship Chandlery. A NEW SLIP Just Finished in Rear of Store. HEADQUARTERS FOR Toys, Fancy Goofe, Stationery, CUTLERY, ETC. Fresh Fruit Received Daily. A Full Stock of Smokers Ar.icles. NEW GOODS CONSTANTLY ARRIVING. CHAS. A. MAY, Chenamus street, south side, one door tnmGoss. PARKER'S STEAMER GUM PARKER ben P. Parker,Master. ifbsisJ ForTuWINU, FKKiaHT orGHAR- 1. B. PAJULKJK. STOR RANGE CAN BE HAD IN AS TORIA ONLY OF E. M. IAWBM, AGENT CAU, AND EXAMINE IT. YOK WILL BE TLBASKD. K. K. HAWE8 Is also agent for rt BqgI patent Cooliif M And other first -class Stores. Furnace "Work. Steam Flt tinss etc, a peialtr ALWAYS OK HAND. A. .TOHHSON. THE LATEST STYLES IN WALL PAPER AT B. B. FRANKLIN'S. NEXT DOOR TO ASTORIAN OFFICE. A very large Stock from which to seleet. Window curtains made to order. B-My patent Trimmer to cut Wall Papfr will he found convenient to my patrons. Hardware ani Ship Ckaiilerj A. VAN DUSEN & CO., DKALEB3 IK Hardware and Ship CkiMHify Pure Oil, Bright Varnish, Binacle Oil, Cotton Canvas, Hemp Sail Twine, Cotton Sail Twine, Lard Oil, Wronght Iron Spikes, Galvanized Cut Nails, Agricultural Implements, Sewing Machlme, Palais and OUt , QttHt J i?C