Vol. xix. Astoria, Oregon, Tuesday Morning, July 24, 1883. No. 98. PROVIDENCE IN OREGON. "I never advise a man to leave his own town," he said to the small crowd surrounding him at the Union Depot the other day; "but if any of you are bound to change localities, Oregon is the country to go to, 1 am on nvy wajback there, and there's noth ing you can ask about Oregon that I can't tell you." "How's the. climate?" "Superb. It's never too hot nor cold. Provi dence watches the weather out there like a hawk." "Lots of In juns?" "Yes; but they can't do any damage. Providence -always gives the settlers ample warning, or else leads the red men into a trap." "Some hard cases out there, arn't there?" "Xot very hard. "When a man gets tou bad Providence kills him off." "How did 3tou lose 3'our leg?" asked a hack-driver, as the conversation flagged. "I'll tell you about it. I've mentioned Providence and Oregon in the same breath, and I want to prove that there is a spec ial dispensation out there. 1 was going up the Delros road to a grist mill one day last September when I found a four-ounce bottle of chloroform in the road. About a mile further on I met a grizzly bear as large as a steer. I had no weapon, and 1 know I was boxed up. To run was use less, and no living man ever looked a grizzly out of countenance. I always try to make the best of every situation, and when I found myself cornered, I opened the bottle of chloroform and inhaled sufficient to make me unconscious, while in this state the bear made a breakfast of my left leg, and I never feit one single twinge of pain." There was a sensation in the crowd and all pressed nearer. "When 1 came to, the bear had disappeared, and just at that time the Bed Valley coach drove up; providentially, two of the passengers had fallen over a precipice so that there was room inside. When we got to Brown's hill we found a surgeon there who had been chased in by Indi ans that very morning, and he fixed me up in an hour. I saw the hand of Providence all through it, as plain as I see the hotel over there." "Did Providence get that cork leg for you?" inquired a man near the door. "Certainly it did; I lay in bed two months, and when I took the stage-coach for Port land we came across the body of a poor stranger who had been murdered by highwaymen. He had a cork leg and it was my fit. This is the identical lesr, and let me add in conclusion that haven't begun to give Providence and Oregon half their just dues." Free Press. mi.. T 1 f ,fiir 1 ne 1'aiousc uazcue savs: w e have lately talked with a great inany immigrants, who have been looking for homes m this county. They all complain that all the land is claimed by some one, and they seem to be very indignant that the old settlers should endeavor to smuggle so much of the land, One man said to us: 'I have traveled for three or four miles without see ing a house, and yet every foot of that land was claimed by some one. When I enquire of an old settler for vacant land, he general ly says there is none in this vicin ity.' Unless something is done at once to induce peo ple to abandon these 'dum my claims' and give the immi grants an opportunity to get a home, we are going to to turn the tide of immigration away from the Palouse country. Hardly one acre in fifty in this part of the country is being put to any use, yet the land hunter is sent away because everybody says, 'there is no vacant land here.' Either make use of the land or let some one have it that will." There are at the present time 154 petitions on the dockets of the district courts throughout the state praying for a divorce. In 100 of these cases the plaintiff is a woman. Salmon Train Proposed. A well known cannery man has been making efforts during the past week to get up a train load of Columbia river salmon, of twenty or thirty cars, and make it the first through shipment from Port land over the Northern Pacific. He sa3s large dealers in New York are holding back with their orders until the completion of the road, so as to save The freight be tween Astoria and San Francisco. The company propose in case a train load is offered, to label each car suitably, to give it precedence over all otuer lreiirui ana senu 11 through on a fast schedule. There is peculiar fitness in the sugges tion. Salmon is strictly an Oregon product, and a train load of the roal food, as it pass ed through St. Paul, Chicago, Pittsburg, Philadelphia and other railroad centers en route to New York, would attract no little no tice. Our informant says thathe has no doubt the suggestion will be followed, particularly as no ex pense to shippers is attached. Ore (on ton, '23d. Major lionan, the Indian agent for the Flatheads, tells a good story showing the effect on the aboriginal mind of the modern methods of railroad building. While the Northern PaciGc com pany was negotiating with the Flatheads for the right ol way across their reservation, an old In dian noted for his shrewdness came to the agent and said 4io hoped the bargain would be closed and the money paid over before the track got to Bad Rock, an enor mous rocky promontory jutting out into the Pend d'Oreille river, a few miles north of the reserva- HUM UIli;. j. ilia i u rv miiu q"w" I the Indians a great deal of trouble, and m their journcj'S northward they were obliged to get over it by a precipitous trail. The old Flathead was sure the railroad would have to stop there. Major Ronan told him to go down and sec how the railroad would get by Bad Rock. He went and saw an explosion of 020 cans of giant powder, which threw the whole rock into the river, and opened the roadway around the promon tory. The Indian returned and told the agent that he was ready to believe anything a white man might tell him. Since he had seen the mountain jump into the river he thought white men could do anything. XortJiinxt. When the red Indian suffers at' the hands of the white man and is unable to obtain revenge at the time, he usually "takes it out" of j the next pale-face he comes acros: This kind of vicarious atonement is regarded by civilized men with wonderment. The inquiry is gen eral as to how any person gifted with good sense could suppose that a wrong could be atoned by the maltreatment of an innocent person. . But are we wholly free from adjustments of that character ourselves? Juror Field, in Dub lin, who has been persecuted by some of his fellow citizens for dis charging a public duty, has bfcen awarded 3,000 damages by the government. But the govern ment does not pay him the money itself. It simply assessed the dam ages on the city where the juror resides. It lollows that all citi zens, good aud bad, have to pay for the violence of a few. The men who disapprove, as well as those who applaud the wrongful acts, have to make a vicarious atonement. "Can the Old LovoV" is the title of a novel. That's generally the way of it. They can the old love as soon as it becomes the least bit old and put it away to keep, while something a trifle fresher is brought out for daiuse. Nothing is better for whitening garments, particularly those that have become yellow from being laid aside for several months, than a teaspoonful of borax dissolved in the rinsinp water. Sherman W. Piatt of Newtown, Conn., a farmer, about 35, fell into a deep sleep in his bed just before Christmas, aud lay in it, without rousing, till the last of January. Toward spring he man ifested an inclination to move, but did not open his eyes, and during three months ate scarcely enough to sustain life. In March the fam ily succeeded in getting him dressed, and in April he walked a little, but during all this time he ! never spoke. He was cured for like an infant. After awhile he scented his way-to the pantry, and now he moves from his chair to the cupboard shelves, sleeping be tween his meals. His lethargy has lasted '2'20 days. There is an organized moye ment on foot in Washington to make General Sherman the next Republican presidential candi date, with the idea that his war record will elect him. General Sherman is a grand old man, with the most brilliant war record in the north, but it is about time that the war should cease to be a rea son for the election of the candi date. The curse of the country, north and south, would be removed if there were no more war gener als to come to the rescue of cor rupt or purely sectional politic ians. 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C. nroLANICS VKK31I 3? I OK between four of my children, their ages leing as follows: Alice, S years; Charley,-! years; Emma,Gyears; John. U years. Now comes the result : Alice and Kmma cameoutnll right,but Charley paseil forty live and Johnny about sixty worms. The result was so gratifying that I spent two days iu showing the wonderful effect of your Vermifuge around I'ticn. and now nave the worms on exhibition in my store. Yours truly, JOHN IMPKli. The genuine UK. C lU.-l.ANU'S KU !iinc:ii is manufactured only by Fleming Eros., Pittsburgh, Pa., an 1 heir the signatures of C. 3IeIino and rtcminir Itros. It is never made In s;. luis or Wheeling. 1V Mm you get the genuine. Price, 'IZ : :s Ixtttle. rijII3f ti BROS., Fiftslinrgli, Pa. A. SE . Johnson &Co. DEALERS IN toeriiiCroctai A FULL LINE OF Artists' Materials. WE EDGAR, Denier in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. HANSEN BROS. SASH AND DOOR FACTORY, AND PLANING MILL. A full stock nf home manufactured goods constantly on hand. Special Attention given to Orders. AH work guaranteed. Your patronage so licited. ASTORIA. Oregon. Changed Hands. milE RAKERY OXCIIEXAMUSSTREET, JL fonnerlv owned by Chas. Carow. has been bought by Chas Eberle, who will here after conduct it. Seod Bread a. Specialty. The public trade solicited. To Lease OF YEAT T7IOR A TERM OF YEARS, 2 LOTS OX JL the X. E. corner of block 42. Slain and Jefferson streets. McClures Astoria. Apply to M. ROGEIIS. HOTELS AND KESTATJRAOTS. PARKER HOUSE, A.ASXKLL, Manacer. ASTORIA, - - - OREGON. FIRST ClASS HOTEL. AM. MODERN I M PRO YEMENIS. HT AZVD COO BATHS. None But White Help Employed. earrjJEE COACH TO THE IIOUSE.-S IT IS A FACT -TIHT JEFF'S CHOP HOUSE ON Concomiy Street is the Best in Town. THAT- IU-. has Always 011 Hand FRESII Shoal AVa(;r Bay and East ern Oysters. THAT- " JEFF" IS THE BOSS CATERER. THAT He lias been Troprictor of the "Aurora Hotel" iu Iinappton seven years. OPEN DAY AND NIGHT. ROSCOE'S FIRST CLASS Oyster Saloon, CHP.XAMUS STREET, ASTORIA. ffUIE irXDEKSIRXED IS PLEASED j TO JL announce to the public that he has op ened a FlltST CLASS 3E2a,tiTig House , And furnishes In first-class style OYSTERS, HOT COFFEE TEA, ETC AT THE Ladies' and Gent's Oyster Saloon, CIIENAMU3 STREET. Please give me a call. ROSCOE DIXON, Proprietor COSMOPOLITAN Chop House and Restaurant. OPEN DAY AND NIGHT. Hleals 'Z7i rents mid upwards. Ii. Yl'U.ItltOX ii. IIOUliAJtl), rrnprirtorx. 31.1I.V STItF.irr. ASTORIA PIONEER RESTAUR, ANT AXD LODGING HOUSE. Kffltteil tlirou-'hout : theSTablc sunnlied with the let :tlie beds clean and comfort able. A l'irl.:rl:i.ss House. Hoard by the week. $5.00 .Heai 10 tinier. .1. tl, UOSS, Proprietor. NEYILLE & CO. Pacific Net and Twine Co. San Fiiaxc'isco, April llth.l&c. I)::ai:Siks: For general convenience. vu have sent a supply of 1V0. 30, 12-plj- icntiiiic Scntcli Salmon Net Twine, to the eare of A. JOHNSON & CO.. Astoria, which will be sold at low enough figures to make it an object for all net menders to xiso it for repairs, iu place of the more costly Xo. 40, 12 ply. Fishermen who have heretofore nsed this grade of twine for repairs, claim that the durability of the patch is equal to the balance of the net, after the latter has had a few weeks use. We think it will be money in your pocket to try it. For prices ami samples apply to- A. M. JOHNSON &COM A.toria. Neville & Co. Sole Agent., . ,.. vr.uieicm 31 nut! -T. California St. f hau 1 pu,clsco Barbour's Ho. 40 I2-Ply SALMON TWINE 1 CORK m LEAD LINES, SEINg TWINES. A Full Stock Now on Hand. HENRY DOYLE & CO., 511 3Inrket Street, Sau Francisco. Stilt Atrents for the Faciflc Coast Hartae and Slip Chandlery. A. VAN DUSEN & CO, nnAi.Kns in Hardware and Ship Chandlery Pure Oil, Bright Varnish, Binnacle Oil, Cotton Canvas, Hemp Sail Twine, Cotton Sail Twine, Lard Oil, Wrought Iron Spikes, Galvanized Cut Nails. : Agricultural Implements Scwins Machines? LPaiats and Oils, Groceries, etc WILLIAM HOWE DEALER Doors, Windows, Blinds, Transoms, Lumber. All kinds of OAK LUMBER, J GLASS. Boat Material, Etc. ! Boats of all Kinds Made to Order, j -(Jrdew from a distance promptly attended S. ARNDT & EERCBEN, ASTORIA. - OREGON. The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH SHO AND Boiler Shop All kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, AND STEAMBOAT WORK Fromptly attended to. A specialty made of repairing OAJJNERY DIES, FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. Benton Street, Near Parker House, ASTORIA. - OREGON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LAB aifllABlE EMMS BoilerWork, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work a spe cialty. Ofnll Descriptions made to Order at Short Notice. A. I). Wass, rrosedent. J. G. Hustler, Secretary, I. W. Case, Treasurer. JOHN Fox, Superintendent, A. V. Allen, (SUCCESSOR TO PAOK & ALLEN.) Wholesale and retail dealer In Groceries, rookery. Glass and Plated Ware, TROPIOAL AND DOMESTIC FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. Together with Wines, Liquors JobaccoXigars LOEB & CO., JOBBERS IN WINES, LIQTTOKS, AND OIGAKS. AGENTS FOR THE Best-San Francisco Houses and Eastern Distilleries. Tumblers Decanters, and All Kinds of Saloon Supplies. E3A11 goods sold at San Francisco Prices, MAIN STREET, Opposite Parker House, Astoria, Oregon. NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC. ni oi y. co. Will Transact their Business at the MAIN STREET WHARF, Which has been Leased, Until Further Notice E. A. H0YES. Agent. IN AND Bracket Work A SPECIALTY. to. and satisfaction guaranteed In all cases BUSINESS CARDS. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Koonis 5 and C, Odd Fellows Building. NOTARY PUBLIC, AUCTIONEER, COMMISSION AND IN SURANCE AGENT-. JA.Y TUTTLiK, 31. 1. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Rooms l, 2, and 3. Pythian Build ing. Residence Over J. E. Thomas' .Drug Store. Q.KIiO F. FAtKER. SURVEYOR OF ClatMop County, and City of Astoria Office :-Chenamu3 street, Y. M. C. A. hall Room No. 8. DENTIST, ASTORIA, - OREGON Rooms in Allen's bulldlntr ud stairs, corner Of Cass and Sqemocqhestret . J l. A. 1IO WIjC V, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Chenamus-vtrect, - - ASTORIA, OREGON J ,f. J OXES, STATU BUIUDER, Ship and Steamboat Joiner. D" I. E. LaFOKCE, DEMTIST. Room 11. Odd Fellows Building, Astoria, Or. Gas administered for Dainless extraction of teeth. GENERAL STEAMSHIP AGENCY. Bills of Exchange on any Part ol Europe. 1AM AGENT FOR TIE FOLLOWING welt known and commodious steamship Ines, STATE LINE, RED STAR. WHITE STAR. HAMBURG-AMERICAN. DOMINION LINE, NATIONAL, and AMERICAN LINE. Prepaid tickets to or from any European port. For full information as to rates of fare, sailing days, etc, apply to BOZORTH & JOHNS. Real Estate and General Insurance Agents. ASTORIA. --- Oregon. WE WRITE POLICIES IN THE WEST ern. State Investment, Hamburg, Bre men and North German Fire Insurance Com panies, and represent the Travellers' Life and Accident of Hartford, and the New York Life, of N. Y. We have tho only complete set of township maps in the county, and have made arrange ments to receive applications, tilings, and final proofs on Homesteads, Preemptions. Timber Imds. etc.. having all the ofllclal blanks therefor. Our mans can be exam ined In the oMcp, upon the payment of a rcoxonahlr. fee. We also have for sale city property in As toria and additions, and farms and tide land property. Rents, and other collections made, and loans negotiated. ROZORTII& JOHNS, BBMD CLEARANCE SALE! to make room for mora Hardware ai Sli A. VAN DUSEN & GO. Will sell at cojt their entire stock of HATS AND CAPS! AND BOOTS AND SHOES. These goods must be disposed of as we are soon to receive another large lot of Hardware and Ship Chandlery And must have room to store It. THE LATEST STYLES WALL PAPER AT B. B. FRANKLIN'S, NEXT DOOR TO ASTORIAN OFFICE. A very large Stock from which to select. Window curtains made to order. My patent Trimmer to cut Wall Paper will be lound convenient to my patrons. . 1.