(I) . ) Vol. xix. Astoria, Oregon, Friday Morning, Ma3r 18, 1883 No. 42. yY d?W7$ W JP J It W 1 1' WORTH REMEMBERING. On and after October 1, 1833, letter postage will be 2 cents for each half ounce or fractional part thereof between all points in the United States. The rate will then be the same on drop letters and all others. No changes have been made in rates on other classes of matter. On and after the 1st of July, 1883. you can obtain at any money-order office postal notes in sums of S5 dollars and under, by paying a fee of 3 cents. These notes will be made payable to bearer with out corresponding advices. They will be payable at any money order office within three months of the date of the issue. After the lapse of that time the holder can obtain the par value only by ap plying at the postcffice depart ment at Washington. On and after the 1st of July, 1883, you can obtain a postal-order for as large a sum as 8100. The present limit is $50. The fees on and after that date for or ders will be as follews: Not excecdinfj $10 Scents FroraSlOtoSlO 10 cents From S15to $VQ 15 cents FromS30toS40 20 cents From S40 to S50 23 cents From S50 to SCO SO cents From SCO to S70 35 cents FromSTOtoSRO 40 cents From S80 to $100 45 cents The postal notes will, no doubt, be found more convenient in one respect than the fractional curren cy was, since they can be obtained for any number of cents under $5. There will also less liability to loss by theft than there was when frac tional notes were used for trans mission through the mails, espec ially if the department uses judg ment in prescribing the size and form of the notes and in selecting the paper on which they are to bo printed. On the other hand, they will be less convenient in that they can only be obtained at money-order offices at a consider able sacrifice of time, especially in large cities. It will be ob served that after the 1st of Octo ber, the cost of sending any sum under $5 by postal note will be 5 cents cents postage and 3 cents fee. The new fees on orders are considerably less than the old; but it will be found no doubt, that they can be reduced still further and considerably simplified with out loss to the department. The postmasters will have a good deal more to do, probably, when the new provisions of the law come into operation. It is not likely, however, that many of them will resign in consequence. Congress, it may be added, has ta ken care to protect postmasters against the consequences of the reduced rate of postage on letters. Down at Gunnison, last week, a large and select ball was given in a hall, one end of which had been partitioned off for sleeping-rooms. A young man who slept in one of these rooms, and who felt agrieved because he had not been invited, and had to roll around and suffer while the glad throng tripped the light bombastic toe, at last discov ered a knothole in the partition through which he could watch the giddy multitude. While peeping through the knothole he discov ered that one of the dancers, who had an aperture in the heel of his shoe, and another in his sock to correspond, was standing by the wall with the ventilated foot near the knothole. It was but the work of a moment to hold a can dle against this exposed heel until the thick epidermis had been heated red-hot. Then there was a wail that rent the battlements above and drowned the blasts of the rausic. There was a wild, scared cry of ufire," a frightened throng rushed hither and thither, and then, where mirth, and music, and rum had gladdened the eye and reddened the cheek a moment ago, all was still save a low con vulsive titter of a scantily clad man, as he. lay on thjfloor of his donjon tower and dug his nails in tho floor. BUI Nye, Containing all the essentials of a true tonic, and suro to give satisfac tion, is Brown's Iron Bitters. An Old Trade. "Mixers" are employed in many wholesale liquor houses. They compound wines and liquors from dedorized alcohol, extract caramel and other ingredients. They com mand salaries from $2,000 a year down to 10 a week. Only a few get the larger sum. The reporter had no difficulty in finding a "mixer." "It is easy enought to mix liquors," he said, "but the thing of it is to mix them well. The sales man brings in a sample of brandy and says, "mix up two barrels like that." The first thing to be done is to taste the sample and find out its strength. Then we take spirits of wine, which is alcohol without smell, and put in enough cognac to give it the proper flavor. Then the liquor is colored with caramel, which is simply burnt sugar. The manu factured brandy has now the color and flavor of the sample, but may lack its smoothness. This is remedied bT pouring in a syrup made from white sugar and water. Then we've got two barrels of the best brandy." "Is brandy the only liquor you compound?" "Ob, no. We make up pretty much of everything port and sherry wines, gin, rum, whisky and many others. One of the greatest things is to dilute spirituous liquors so that they can be sold for the regular article. The common modes of testing their strength arc by tasting, observing the size and appearance of the bubbles when shaken, and the sinking or floating of olive oil in them. These difficulties are not hard to got over, and I've often diluted whis ky that would ttand before all these tests. The greatest diffi culty up to a short time ago was to get the proper bubbles when tho liquor was shaken. Several years ago, however, what is called "bead oil" was invented. How it is made I don't know. 1 believe the inventor has kept the process a secret. He made an independ ent fortune. A little of this oil poured in diluted liquor will give it as pretty a bead as if it were high proof. Of course the fraud can be discovered by distillation, but that is a troublesome process and is rarely resortejl to. To show you what we can do, just taste this blackberry brandy." The mixer handed the reporter a small glassful. It was pleasant and mild, and had every appear ance of being the genuine article. "How do you like it?" he asked. "Very well, indeed." "It is pretty good," said the mixer, as ho took back the glass; "but it has one fault it is inno cent of blackberries." N. Y. Sun. John Roach, the Pennsylvania ship builder says: "In this coun try we have facilities for the build ing of ships surpassed by no other country in the world. Why is it, then, that we cannot build ships as cheaply here as on the Clyde? It is because our workmen are American workmen; that is, they are intelligent men. They are educated, and they desire to have their children educated and live in decent houses and wear re spectable clothing. Mechanics in the old countries live in hovels and go around dressed in little more than rags. They build ships ! cheap because they are willing to j live on starvation wages. We can't say to the American work-, man, 'you arc above your place and will have to go back to the. condition of the European work man.5 Yet that is free trade doc trine. Labor is the corner-stone of our government, and wo can't crush it in that way. Now, this talk about free ships is all non sense. Is it just to tax me for my ship yard and the vessels I build, and then admit free ships that have taken no share of this bur den? The people must be taught to understand this. The press has misled the people with all this outcry against monopoly and pro tection." - . . - - - ; "Where the Difference Waa. An Arkansas man had located in Texas on a few rich acres and after a year or two of southern effort at farming got discouraged, packed his household goods in a wagon and started back to Kansas. His dilapidated team consisting of a Mexican pony and a Texas steer hitched together, were pulling the load leisurely along the road, when he met a neighbor who saluted him. "Helloa, Clayton! "Which way?" "I am going back to Arkansas." 'What for?" "Oh, 1 a:n tired and discouraged. I cau't raise any crops here; the country ain't worth a cuss'for farm ing. It is altogether too hot." "Well, Clayton, this man ap pears to have mighty fine crops," said the neighbor, pointing to a neat house and the clean tidy looking acres surrounding it, that were carrying a fine stand of different kinds of small grain. "Yes, that is so," said the Arkansas traveler, "but d it, Perkins, that man is a Dutchman." General Eaum, while internal revenue collector, collected over $850,000 000 for the government while in office, and accounted for every dollar of it. ure. Thh powder never varies. A marvel of purity, strength anil wholesotneneis. More economical than the ordinary kinds, and cannot be M)ld in competition with the mul titude of low test snort weight, alum or phosphate iowderA. Soldonlutn cans. Roy al Baking 1'owdrk Co.. IOC Wall-st. X. Y. Street Improvement Notice. NOTICE is hereby given that the Common Council of the city of Astoria propose to order the improvement of Main street in Hint portion of the city of Astoria which was laid out and re corded hy .John XcClure, from the south sideofAstor street to the south side of Sth street, by grading the same to its lull width to the established grade as established by ordinance Xo. 72 of the city of Astoria, and by planking the same 24 feet wide in the center of said street, and unless a remonstrance slsned by the owners of two-thirds of the prop erty fronting on said portion of said street be filed with the Auditor and Clerk within ten days of the final pub lication of this notice, viz.: Monday, .June 4,1883, the Common Council will order said improvements to be made. By order of the Common Council. T.S.JEWETT, Auditor and Clerk. Astoria, May 13, 1883. BOZORTH & JOHNS. Real Estate Dealers. A general agency business transacted Have Columbia City. Alderbrook, Astoria and Seaside property for sale. ASTORIA Brewery Beer Saloon. The Best Beer 5 cts a Glass. Hot Lunch every Day from 10 to 12 A. M The best of Liquors and Cigars on band. A deservedly popular place 01 social resort GEO. HILLEIL TO GAS CONSUMERS. We have received a large supply ot CHANDELIERS, GLOBES, And a General Assortment of Fixtures in Plumbers' Goods. tSTCM and ca.amino our Goods. RUDDOCK &. LEVAKE. Nearly opposite O. R. & N. Co.'s Dock, lw F0R11VERP00L DIRECT! British Iron Barque "BYEVALE," 100 Al. WILLIAMS, - Master. THIS FINE VESSEL HAVING HER CAR co fullv enjsiscd will have QUICK DESPATCH, and will be followed by tho British Iron Barqne "ULLOCK,100 Al. SALMON in cases will be taken In lot to suit shippers, at reasonable rates. For rates of Freight and, Insurance Apply to MEYER, WILSON & CO., or to SIBSON, CHURCH & CO., tf Portland, Oregon. W Troyal ksh? lh Absolutely P SfiijFUppflif itfftiv TUPrtSJPE'fl JTOJX RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, SiveI- ings and Sprains, Burns and Scads, Genera Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. li'o Preparation on earth equals Sr. J cobs Oil. as & safe, sure, simple and cheap External Bemedjr. A trial entails but the ccparatlTelj trifling outlay of SO Cents, and erery one suffer ing with pain can bare cheap cd padtiTe proof of Its claims. Directions in Eleven languages. SOLD BY ALLDEUGGIST8 A2TO DEALEB3 IHHEDI0THE. A. VOGELEK, & CO., Baltimore. 2Zd .17. S. A. An old Georgia ladv.ofjjreat ex perience, says that children born on the decrease of the moon are more than apt to be girls and those on the full moon are bovs. The Oregonian says that the oL tainment of money in Portland on real estate security is now prac tically impossible; and it is so to a great extent throughout the state. The mortgage tax law is likely to be the means of closing out many farmers, who will" be called upon to pay when their mortgages fall due, but who will be unable to get the money by mortgaging again. SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER. Pain in the right hide, under edge of ribs, Increasing on pressure; sometimes the pain is on the left side; the patient is rarely able to lie on tho left side; some times the pain is felt under the shoulder nnd Is sometimes taken for Rheumatism In the arm. The stomach is affected u ith loss of appetite nnd sickness; the bowels In general are motive, sometimes niter iiatingwith luxitj ; the head is trouble! with piln, accompanied withndull.heavy seuvauon in the back part. There is gener ally a considerable loss of memory, accom panied with a painful sensation of having left undone something which ought to have liccn done. A blight, dry cough la sometimes attendant. The patient com plains of weariness and debility; he is easily Mnrtlcd; his feet are cold or burn ing, and ho complains of a pilckly sensa tion of the skin; his spirits arc low, and. although he is sal foiled thatcxercise would be Injudicial to him, yet ho cau scarcely bummou up fortitude enough to try it. If you haw any of the above symptoms, von cati certainly le cured by the use or the genuine Ml. C. McLANfTS LlVJIIt PILLS. When vou buy McLnnc's Pills, Insist on having UK. C. McLANTTS CEI.U ltKATKl LIVKK PILLS, made by Klem ing Itros., Pittsburgh, Pa. If you can not uet tho genuine DK. C. ZUcLANU'S LIVEK PILLS, send us 25 cents by mall, and wc will send them to you. FLEMING BROS., Pittsburgh, Ta. J M CELEBRATED lX &ittebs Thero has never been an instance in which this sterling mvigorant and nnti-febnlo mod icino has failed to vrarJ off tho complaint, when taken duly as a protcc ion against ma laria. Hundreds of phoicianr have aban doned nil the officinal specifies, and now pre scribe this harmless vegetable tonic for chills and lcror, a. well as dyspepsia and nervous affections, Hoitetter's Bitters is tho specific you need, For sale by all Drunists and Doalcrs reisti ally. ecneral WM. EDGAR, Dealer in Cigars, Tobacco and Cigarettes Meerschaum and Brier Pipes, GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY Revolvers and Cartridges. Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy a posi tive cure for Catarrh, Diptheria and Canker Mouth. Sold by W.E. Dement. EstRMAN C. IT. STICKKLS. A. BL JOHNSON & Co., Dealers in CROCKERY & CLASS WARE. Also "Wholesale Dealers In Paiiiis, Oils, Vnruiiiics, Glass, Putfj-. Arlils Oil and "Water Color. I'uint aatl Knlso- iii i m; ISruslics. Const mtly on hand a full and choice stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries Only tho Bert kept. Our stock or Crockery and GIqhs Ware is the IarsiNt and most Complete btcck ever opened in Astoria. Consisting of Tea and Dinner Set1, Toilet Sets. Class. Fruit, and W.iter Sets. Bar Fixtures. Ale Miija. Ponies, Rutic Bottles Goblets, Tum blers Lfn onnde Cups, &c , ic. Everything sold at Lowest Living Rates. (Vitality Guaranteed. An Examination w ill more than repay you. W. S. DEMENT & CO. EXE5.TOT Gc GISTS. ASTORIA, - - - OREGON Carry in Stock, DRUGS, CHEMICALS, TOILET and FANGY ARTICLES. Pascriptions carefully Compounded, LOE-B & CO., JOBBERS IN WINES. LIQUORS, AND CIGARS. AGENTS FOR THE Best San Francisco Houses and Eastern Distilleries. Tumblers Decanters, and All Kinds of Saloon Supplies. t37All goods sold at San Francisco Prices. MAIN STREET. I Op;KIle lirker House, Astoria, Oregon. MAGNUS C. 0R0SBT, Dealer In HARDWABE, IRON, STEEL, Iron Pipe and Fittings, PLUMBERS AND STEAM FITTER0 Goods and Tools, SHEET LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IROH TIN AND COPPER, CaiflerraMMslieraBDuSiiiliuu Stoves, Tin Ware and House furnishing Goods. JOBBING IN SHEET IRON, TIN, COP PER PLUMBING and STEAM FITTING Done with r eatness and dispatch. None but tlrst class workmen employed. A large assortment of; S O A L E P (lonstnntlr on hand HANSEN BROS. HA YE REMOVED ! From their old quarters to their NEW SHOP AND FACTORY NEAR KINNEY'S CAN NERY. TAILORING, Cleaning It epaiviiig. NEAT, CIIEAr AND QUICK. BY GEORGE I.OVETT, Main Street, opposite N. Loeb'j. SEVILLE & CO. Pacific STet and Twine Co. Sax Fkaxcico, April 11th, 1883. I)kakSii:.s: For general convenience, we have sent a supply of No. 30, 12-pIj-2einiiueScotcli Salmon Ifct Twine, to the care of A. X. JOHNSON k CO., Astoria, which will be sold at low enough figures to make it an object for all net menders to use it for repairs, in place of the more costly Xo. 40, 12- piy. Fishermen who have heretofore used this grade of twine for repairs, claim that the durability of the patch is equal to the balance of tho net, after tho latter has had a few weeks use. We think it will be money in your pocket to try it. For prices and samples apply to A. M. JOHNSON & CO., Astoria. Neville & Co. Sole Agents, I San Francisco 31 and 3S California St. f 5an rancisco- a. A. STINSON & CO., BLACKSMITMNG, At Capt. Rogers old stand, corner of Cass and Court Streets. . Ship and Cannery work. Horseshoeing. Wagons made and repaired. Goad work guaranteed. A.M. JOH"SOX. WILLIAM HOWE DEALER IN Doors, Windows, Blinds, Transoms, Lumber. All kinds of OAK LUMBER, GLASS, Boat Material, Etc. Boats of all Kinds Made to Order, j ES-Orders from a distance promptly attended S. AENDT & FERCHEN, ASTORIA. - OREGON. The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH SHO Boiler All kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, STEAMBOAT WOEK Promptly attended to. A specialty made of repairing CANNERY DIES, FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. Bektox Stiie2t, Near Parker Hocan, ASTORIA. - OREGON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LAUD fflJUBABDiE MIKES Boiler Work, Steamboat Work and Cannery Work a spe cialty. Of all DexeriptloiJH made to Order at Short Xotlce. A. D. WXsa, Frcsedent. J. G. Hustler, Secretary, I. W. Case, Treasurer. Jon- Fox.Superlntendent. A. V. Allen, (SUCCESSOR TO PAGE & ALLEN.) Wholesale and retail dealer In Provisions, Glass and Plated Ware, TROPICAL AND DOMESTIC FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. Together with Wines, Liquors,Tobacco,Cigars Wilson & Fisher SHIP CHANDLERS. DEAI.EKS IN Iron, Steel, Coal, Anchors, Chains, TAR, PITCH, OAKUM, WROUGHT AND COT GALVANIZED SPIKES, Nails. Copper Nails and Burrs, Shelf Hardware, Paints and Oils Rubber and Hemp Packinq of all Kinds. PROVISIONS. FJLOUR AND MUX FEE1. Agents for Salem Flouring Mills. Corner Chenamus and Hamilton Streets ASTORIA, OREGON. LOOK HERE ! We respectfully Inform the public that we will always keep on hand the best quality of Fresh, and Cured Meats ALSO Choice Family Groceries, Fresh Fruits, Vegetables, Crockery and Glass-ware. Ships, Hotels and Boarding Houses sup plied on liberal terms. A share of the public patronage is respect- 2jjurueu.d. wiBiaKfcXjKH1M0K. & &?., pfflfe; I Shop effipsFS? AND Bracket Work A SPECIALTY. to, and satisfaction guaranteed In all cases BUSINESS CARDS. Tp C. HOIiIE NOTARY PUBLIC, AUCTIONEER, COMMISSION AND IN SURANCE AGENT. Q.ELO P. PXRELEK. SURVEYOR OF Clatsop County, and City of Astoria OtQce :-Chenamus street, Y. M. O. A. hall Room No. 8. Tjl . WISTOK, Attorney and Counselor at Law. aaOfllce in Pythian Building. Rooms 11, 12 ASTORIA, --- - OREGON. TAY TTJTTJiE, 31. I. PHYSICIAN AND SUEGEON Office Rooms 1, 2, and 3. Pythian Build ing. Residbnce Over J. E. Thomas' Dros Store. p P. HICKS, PENTIST, ASTORIA, --- - OREGON Rooms in Allen's building up stairs, corner of Cass and Sqemocqhe strets. T Q.A.BOWLBY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Chenamus Street, - -ASTORIA, OREGON y jr. j oxes, STAIR BUELDEIS, Ship and Steamboat Joiner. CEAS.H.WILLIAMSON&CO. REAL ESTATE AND Genera! Commission Brokers. Office on Squemoqua street, opposite Asto riax Office. A General Agency business transacted. MISS LINEKER. FASHIONABLE DRESSMAKER. Suits made in the Latest Stjle.and on short est notice ; also Fainted Flowers on the Dresses Cgr-Ladips arc Invited to call and see sam ples of this line work. FJtIOES REASOXABLE. GENERAL STEAMSHIP AGENCY. Bills of Exchange on any Part ol Europe. 1AM AGENT FOR TIE FOLLOWING well known and commodious steamship lines, STATE LINE, RED STAR, VH1TE STAR. HAMBURG-AMERICAN. DOMINION LINE, NATIONAL, and AMERICAN LINE. Prepaid tickets to or from any European port. For full Information as to rates of fare, sailing days, etc, apply to I. TV. CASE. CLATSOP MILL COMPANY Successors of GEO. Vf. HUME SAW MILL. MANUFACTURERS 0 DEALERS IN LUMBER, SALMON BOXES, TRAYS, ETC. Office and Mill COKXElt OF "WEST 9TIT. AXD WATER ST3 FIRST QUALITY LUMBER. THE WESTPOET MILL COMPANY IS IN THE FIELD AND PROPOSES TO remain. We will take orders for lumber from 100 to W)0 M., at the mill or delivered. We a'so manufacture lath and shingles of Al quality. Flooring a Specialty. Address all orders .,,. n WESTPORT MILL CO. S.C,BE2raa,SHpt,