rr A. v t . Vol. XYIIL Astoria, Oregon, Friday Morning, December 15, L88! Jfo. 64. Cltie Italij t0fkm. THE WIDOW'S COW. Lively Scene Once Enacted In the Canadian Parliament While in Montreal I heard a good story of Sir Peter Mitchell, member of Parliament from New Brunswick, of whom I spoke in a recent letter. He was an opposi tion member during the lament able government of Sir John Mac kenzie in the last decade, and was a constant and most uncomfortable thorn in the side of that unhappy premier. Sir John was a conspicu ous railroad magnate, and just be fore the opening of parliament, one winter, Sir Peter called on him to induce him to pay forty dollars for u widow's cow that had been run over by the cars. "I don't believe there's anything in it!" exclaimed the premier peremptorily; but I'll inquire and you call to-morrow' The gentleman from New Brunswick was not used to being treated so cavalierly, but he pock eted it and called in the morn ing. "There's no justice in it. "We won't pay for the cow,' broke in Sir John. "You won't; won't you?" re joined Sir Peter, in a manner quite as bouncing as that of the leader of the government. "Have you been there or sent there and in vestigated it?" "No, I haven't, but I won't pay for the cow. It's a mere trifle and she ought to have kept off the track." "Don't the law say you shall have a fence?" "I won't pay for the cow, now; and that's all the answer you'll get." "You won't pay for the widow's cow; won't you, Sir John Macken zie? XH.inakii-yQurjav for iL! exclaimed Sir Peter, now thor oughly aroused. "You will; you will! How will you?" growled the premier. "I'll take it out of you during the session, as sure as you are a livingjnan. The widow's forty dollars isn't anything, isn't it? I'll take it out of you!" It was an Irishman against a Scotchman, and both were angry. The sequel proved that Sir Peter took it out of him very thoroughly. He-is a round-headed man, a hard worker, a pugnacious and redoubt able foe, an unforgiving enemy, bold and elegant in debate, no dilettante, but a hard hitter, and some of his onslaughts were furi ous. If he had Hot great tact he had great force, and he never for got the cow. In the speeches he made against the measures and methods of the government, then under serious suspicion, he told the story of the cow, and trotted her out with a frequency that must have seemed liked cruelty to ani mals. Finally the last day of the ses sion dawned, and the considera tion of Mackenzie's expense budget was resumed. It provided the appropriations for the coming year. Sir Peter Mitchell took the floor and launched into a eulogy of the deceased cow and the propriety of making an appropriation for the widow. He was greeted with laughter and mocking applause, and then his auditors waited un easily for him to finish. He did not finish. He continued. He told the story over again with em bellishments and elaborations. He contrasted the stinginess of the wealthy ruler with the quiet endurance of the penniless widow. He began to read from the Bible the commands to mercy, justice and charity, when the honorable members straggled out one by one to dinner. Sir Peter bit a bisouit, drank a swallow of water, and continued, impressing upon the empty chairs about him the ten der duties and graces of humanity. Members straggled in again. He quoted the song of the shirt. They appealed to him to draw his remarks to a close. He retold the story of the cow. Meantime, Sir John Mackenzie was perspiring with wrath and anxiety in the premier's apartment hard by. All his hopes were bound up in the appropria tion budget. What if it should not come to a vote! The honorable member from New Brunswick could not be stopped, for this was the one bill in the Canadian par liament on which a member could speak as long as he wished. Then was no wa3T of cutting short the debate. No motion was in order while he was speaking, excepting the motion to adjourn and that would be adjournment sine (He. The government members -were in consternation, as the orator deliv ered a speech on "the blessings of vaccination, gave statistics on the cost of fencing in the United States, passed an elaborate enco mium on the superiority, for draft purposes, of Deon cattle, to which class the deceased domestic friend of the bereaved widow be longed, and then began to describe the religious ceremonies in which the sacred cow of Burmah takes part, when the bell rung for ves pers. A short time more and the session would expire by law, and the government pass no appro priation bill! At this critical juncture one of the government members returned excitedly from the premier's room, rushed to the orator's desk and ex claimed: "In the name of God, what ails you, Mitchell? what do you want?" "still," said Sir Peter, finishing the sentence he had on his lips, "not a cent has over been paid for the widow's cow?"- The member uttered a vehement exclamation about that animal, and added: "Sir John Mackensie authorizes me to say that he will pay for the cow, if you'll let this bill come to a vote.'"' Sir Peter sat down, rather tired and the widow got her pay. The jnroyprnmentprfrpjJc- - UmM the widows,icow haiLcost 40,000. Her champion is still known in Canada as Bismarck Mitchell, on account of his boldness and shrewdness in outwitting a cabi net and making himself long the adviser-in-chief of a vacillating gov ernor. Indianapolis Journal. At a recent social gathering in Boston the conversation was upon literature, and somebody chanced to mention the saying about a prophet's lack of honor in his own country. "Yes," remarked .1. T. Trowbridge, "1 know all about that. The tax collector called on mo last spring, and in the course of conversation asked me what 1 did for a living. I said wrote, and after having to explain to him that I was neither a book keeper nor a copyist, I told him I wrote boolcs. 'Pshaw, now' said he, I want to know! Wa-al, it's kind o' curious I never heard o1 that. Got any of 'em about yer?' I said I had some of them in the house, but I didn't keep a very large supply on hand. 'Well, you can git 'em, I suppose? ' was the next remark. T said I could, and he gave me an order on the spot. 'Send me down the handsomest copy you've yot,' said he, 'and I'll pay you for it. If we've got a man that kin write, I'll do my duty bv him.'" The Sutro Tunnel, now com pleted, discharges 30,000,000 gal lons of hot water daily from the Comstook mines. This water has a temperature of 195 degrees, and is conveyed through a closed pine flume to prevent the escape of vapor. After a passage of four miles through the first tunnel it looses 70 degrees of heat. A second tunnel 1,100 feet long, and an open water way a mile and a half long conducts the water to the Carson river. Along its course are hot water baths and laundries, and a plan is on foot to conduct the hot water underground, to be made available for purposes of irrigation and for supplying artificial heat for hot houses. A fireman of the Old Colony Railroad, Mr. George S. Morey,Co hasset, Mass., was cured of a most torturing case of rheumatism, from which he suffered more or less for fifteen years, by the use ofSt. Ja cobs Oil. Two bottles restored him to perfect activity. That Hacking Couch can be so quickly cured by Shil oil's Cure. We guarantee it Sold by W.K. Dement. The Trottms Mare Maud S There is now at Chester park, near Cincinatti, Maud S., the fleet-' est mare that ever trotted around a race track. This 100,000 speci men of horse-flesh, which has butt lately arrived in the city from New York, held a little reception that afternoon, and quite a number oil men attended. She put out her j head to them, and submitted to. their pats of recognition with . r l 4...I.-.1 l. ,1..,.! mucu lavur, mm waiuuuu mi; uuuj , for more to come in. She will j live for the winter in a handsome room, ceiled with planed white nine and divided in half by a rail ing, on one side of which is her own quarters, bedded with clean straw, and on the other, fresh new matting for the comfort of visitors. I Oh the w.ills of the room were many handsome equestrian rjic tures, and in a large frame was the name of the maie with her record, etc., the letters of which legend wete carved in hickory, with the adornments of horse shoes, whips, stirrups and other "jockey fixings" cut in miniature, and all relieved by a background of black velvet. The marc was looking the picture of health and comfort, her coat shone like red gold and her mane and tail, this latter ap pendage touching the ground, were like strands of silk. She's a daisy from Daisyvillc, but a hun dred thousand dollars is bigger in the eyes of most men than any "boss" that ever wore a hoof. Louisville Ceurier: Journal. POWDER Absolutely Pure. Tills ponder never arlcs. A manel of punij.sirenjniianu wiioiesoinenens. 3Iore economical than the ordinary Kinds, and cannot ne sold in comp tltlon with the mul titude of low test, short weight, alum or phosphate powders. Sold irnJu in cans. Royal UaklncPewdki: Co.. itw Wall-st., i. IJW CELEBRATED l.S . STOMACH 9 &itte:as ntnnmVifr ftinf ctnminn ! aimw , In o-pnnciplo or whatever j ou may choose to call the resistant power which battles against thecansoiofdiscaso and death, is tho grand afeguard of health. Jt is tho Garrison of tho human fortress, and when it waxes weak, tho true policy is to throw in rcinforccmen ts. In ntliftr irnnlv trftnr. cttnTi AmnA... A..... cpmmcnco a course of Hostotter'a Bitters, lor salo by Druggists and Dealers, to whom apply for lIoiettcr' Almanac for 18S3. Barbour's No. 40 I2-Ply SALMON TWIE! CORK iiMt LEAD LINES, SEINE TWINES. A Full Stock Now on Hand. HENRY DOYLE & CO., SIl Market Street. Man Fraaeiaca Sole ARonts for the Pacific Coast 5il & frHLBHBlP 'A ' 11 BBBBClaaBBSBlKi ' && JLMBSBSeWk I mmi FOR RHEUMATISM J Heuralgm, Sciatica, Lumbago. Backache, Sonnets of the Chest, Gout, Quins, Sore Throat, Swell ings mnd Sprains, Burns and Seafds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains end Aches. Ho Preparation oa earth equals St. J cons Oil M a sure, simple and cheap External Beasdy. A trial entail bnt the conparatirelj triflinr ontlar of Ka frata. and ererr one tufferw , Y.c 7 - i j j.i r I ing with pain can baro cneap and poiitire proof of iu claim. " ! Directions is Eleven Languages. S0LDBYALED1WGIBTSANDDEALEE3 U-MEDICINE. fcXJO., OemUimorcfXd., V. S. A. Lady readers who have not tested tie magical properties of borax have been losing a great help and comfort. If once used, you will never be without a bottle on your toilet table. It removes stains and dirt from the hands better than soap, and at the same time softens andmooths the skin. It is splendid for washing the hair, and YiH. itiajcrrjcjtiAtisft 'KrfiSlSos 27jd combs in a few moments. "Tor washing purposes It saves both soap and labor. It will extract the dirt fiom articles of delicate texture without rub bing, it being "only necessary to put the articles to soak over night, and they need only to be rinsed in the morning. Two tablespoon fuls of pulverized boiax dissolved in a quart of water, to which water enough is added to cover a pair of blankets, will cleanse them beautifully. It also saves great labor in washing paint. It ib said to drive away ants and ro.ichts, if sprinkled on the shelves of safes, and pantries. MOTHERS, READ. Gfnts: About nine je.irs :ijo I hml a child two years old and almost ile id. The doctor I had nttcnduiK her tould run tell i hnt ailed her. 1 asked him if he did mil think it i as worms. lie said no. H e er, this did not satisfy me, as I fdr t on. vinced in my own mind ih.it Mie h id. I obtained a bottle or IK. c. "UjI.ANK's CXEBUATiSDVK10IIFl';K,celiuiiie.. I Rave her a tenspoonful in the mornim; and another at nlghtaiftem hkh she j.-i. veil seventy-two worms nnd was a well liild. Slnco then I havo never been . lllmut a in my family. The health of mvehilurt n remained so pood that I had 'iKli.ted watching their actions until about U no weeks ago, when two of them undented tho same sickly appearance tit.it Kattnv did nine years ago. So I thought it hum bo worms, and went to work at om e w ith a bottle of Dlt. C. McLASE's Vl.lt 31 1. i'UGK between lour of my children, their ages being as follews: Alice, 8 yenr; hur ley, 4 ears; Cnima,Gcni.; Jolin.!.i:-, Now come the result: AHee and I'mma came out nil right.butl'lririey pa .1 fur v fiveand Johnny about Mty uium, jf t. result was so gratlfii g that I .pei : iu dns in showing tup uuudnnil i!n-i if onr ermi!uie amuiid I tica. : ml u. wv..... .!-. aijtiiiiii tii mi -s-nri". Viu truly, JOHN l'tri:ii. The genuine Di:. ' .IrI,.VN.N v.ll Miri'CK is iiiauufaetured only by Fleming Brps., Pittsburgh, Pa., and liairlhi signatures of C. delaine antt Flomiug JKro. It is neei nude in jv. Intis r Wlieellng. ! ure you gt- the genuine Price. a1 cvnt ImiiiIc. t FLILI13I( U110S., Pittslmrjrh, Pxu THE "NE PLXJ8,, Paien t Washing Machine Only Premium at Portlaad Me chaaics Fair is aew Ready. Tho owners of the SOLE SHOP RIGHT For Oregon will deliver free lo anvniilroad or steamboat station on receipt of $15. Specially low terms to dealers. Address I O. Box 713 Tort land. Oregon. HEADQUARTERS Foster's Emporium. Most Complete Stock in Astoria Y ovelties of all Kinds Fruit Xath Farelsmaiid lleneettic Wines and Liquors Of Superior Brand. FOSTER'S C0RHII, O R XDOK "ROSCOE'S first class Oyster Saloon, cjikvaw- street, astoria. miiE undersigned is pleased to I X announce to tin public that he lu op i cneil a t'lKVT CLASS Anil fnrnMics in f!nt-clav stle OYSTERn. HOT COFFEE TEA. ETC. AT THE Ladies' and Gent's Oyster Saloon, CHENAMUS STREET. rie.Le n e me a call. i:OSCOi::DIXON, Proprietor V. "M. .IOHNSOV. C. II. STICK F I. S A. M. JOHNSON & Co., Dealer-, in ry CROCKERY & CLASS WARE. AN( Wholesale Dealers in 'Paint. Oil., Varnishes, C;ias, i Putty. Artists' Oil ami Water j Colors, Paints ami Kalso in inc Brushes. I Constantly on hand a full and choice .stock ol Staple and Fane Groceries Only tho Best kept. Our stock of Crockery and laa.s ' Ware is the LargeMt and nn-.t Complete ' Mock eer opened in Astoria. Consisting of Tea and Dinner Sets. Toilet Sets. Glass. Fruit , and Water Sets. Bar Fixtures. Ale Mugs. Ponies, Rustic Bottles Gohlcts, Tnm- i en tit Hutu vuiis. au. i:. , , , ' I ,, , . l.cr thing sold at Lowest Living Rate, niers Lemonade uups, c, &.c Quality faiiarantccd. An Examination will more than repay jou. WILLIAM ED GAB, Corner Main and Chonamus Streets, Ah rOKI A ; OREGON DKALKlt U CIGARS AND TOBACCO. The Celebrated JOSEPH RODCERS & SONS GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY AND THE ' GENUINE W0STENH0LM vd other Lngiiib. Cutlery. STATIOWERYl FAISCHILD'S GOLD PENS Genuiat Mttrinaium Pipei, tic, A One .stocic of IVateheft and Jewelry, "Maaxle aul Breech eadinc Shot Gas aaA Riflci Ke vol vers Plstels. and AmmnnitiOR MABIXE GLASSES ALSO A FIXE Assortment or line SPECTACLES and EYE GLASSKa. B. B. FRANKLIN, UNDERTAKER, Comer Cjiss and Squemo(ho streets, ASTORIA. .... OREGON DKALKlt T' WALL PAPER ft WINDOW SHADES ANI) UNDERTAKERS GOODS. Leinenweber & Co., i . I.Kl VKVWKIIKIt. ,l. nitow V. K.srAr.i.isiiKU li. ASTORIA. (iREGOtl. TANNERS AND CDBRBIES, Manufacturers and Importers of A M. KINDS OK AND FINDINGS Wholesale Dealers in OIL ANI) TALLOW. eirllighcst cash pnee paid for ITides and Tallow. . V. Men, (SUCCESSOR TO l'AOK & ALLEN.) Whoies.ile and retail dea!er in Crttktry. Glass and Plated Ware, TKOIMUAL AND, DOMESTIC FRUITSHDGEFABLE8: niC-i,thl atf-vx J- "V, .T LSfe ",'SS&7trfe3hiBRW3MHHKiinF WMCS.lkUMM1 z " fiJnm g S m n Zl p 9 -s CD - W ! WILLIAM HOWE,! r.m-j-T -DKLCK IX- Doors, Windows,. Blinds, Transoms, Lumber. All kinds of OAK LUMBER, i GLASS, Boat Material, Etc. cusxSciHiiiSW r 1 m j Boats of all Sbaids Made to Ordr. i "Orders from a distance promptly attended to, and satisfaction guaranteed in all eases. MISCELLANEOUS. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. Bknton Stkekt, Nkak Pakkeu House, ASTOTUA. - OKEGON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. ' UNDMlaPPip loiter ,Wgrk, jtiiiw'ititWR; and Ctnprtry Wr k -iH- CASTINGS. f all Descritia naie rer " at'Shert Xetirc." A. D. Wass, President. J. G. Hustlfr, Secretary. I. W. Case, Treasurer. Jonxi'ox, Superintendent S. ARNDT & FERCHEN, ASTORIA..- OREGON. The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH SHOP AM) Boiler Shop & All kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, AND STEAMBOAT-WORK rruj.-iptiy attended to, A specialty made of repairing CANNERY DIES, FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET. Wilson & Fisher, SHIP CHANDLERS. PKAIiKKS I Iron, Steel, Coal, Anchors, Chains, TAR, PITCH, OAKUM, WROUGHT AND CUT GALVANIZED SPIKES, Nails. Copper Nails ami Burrs, Shelf Hardware, Faints and Oils Rubber and Hemp Pachinq of all Kinds. PROVISIONS. FT.OUR AND NILI. FKKIK Agents for Salem Flouring Mills. Corner Chenamus and Hamilton Street ASTORIA. OREGON. M. WKRTHEIMKn. I. WERTOKIMER. M. WERTHEIMER & BR0. MANUFACTURERS OF FINE Havana and Domestic Cigars No. 518.Freat St. Saa Francisco A. Yan Dusen & Go. WOULD RESPECTFULLY CALL THE attention of the Public to the fact that they are Agents for the following sewing machines, viz : The Imprered Singer, The White, The Crewii AadTheEIrtridgc, Which they are selllutr from 83. teSSO. each M44f Caaapetitlan. . " Parsoaa.igsl ;kiDi to-vDurchnAA nmpl niaehlnes -aaotuvan amiTDspect oor stocic belore pur- ?"Mf"l frif.u. at we guarantee topve pyyyik.g; iinii ii jBnw quaiuy ana jmr-Ln- .em'aeeemm vl . 3 H c a: TURNIIVa AND Bracket Work A SPECIALTY. BUSINESS CARDS. Tp V. HOLDEX, 2sLTARY PUBLIC, AUCTIONEER, COMMISSION AN1 SURANCB AGENT. JYK. J. C. NHAFTJE. - .. . J ,. -.-- - "iW (DEUTSCHE AMr.) ? r . '. 3 BtMMes f the Tlait ASetaHy fl uaico otcv iBB3iinK ovmrn. N.&sst na... 'r. t - - - .. - JfrfS-T: 1 T.o:mm HT, w-4. - n - Jic3 - v. . rin i ininii iaiw rmnt v -c -""' Agent SBttheHawpurt mammfteilm.9, of Hamburg-, ni'iwilr. aatf m'rtr-?W t -- "ft J1sfc.j'S.v.o? clcrsMJta andAcaWeafr Ia.C..af MamS: i itMu.wuim. , - - s vv -c.3 cocice-orer Wells: jrarco arco'4 Express Office. Q.EIiO F. PARKER. SURVEYOR OF Clatttep oanty,aad City mt Aataria Otflce :-Chenamus street, Y. M. C. A. hall Room No. 8. "El D. 1VI3TOX, Attorney and Counselor at Law. BOffiec In Fythian Building. Rooms It, 12. ASTORIA, --- - OREGON. JAY TBTTIE. M. . PHYSICIAN AND SUKGEOK Okficr Rooms 1,2, and 3. Pythian Build ing. Eesidfjjck Over Elberson's Bakery, op posite Burth Si Myers' Saloon. ' PhjHielaa and. Sarseaa. OFFICE Over A. V. Allen's grocery atore. Rooms, at the Parker Honee. P p. nivtin, PENTIST, ASTORIA, - - - ORKGO&' Rooms In Allen's building up stairs, comer of Cass and Sqemocque streets. T K. LaFORCE. "ITentist Dental Reams arer Caae'a-Stare, Chenamus Street, - Astorla,Orefoa. "f- I Q. A. BOWLBY. ATTORNEY AT LAVr. Clienamus Street. - ASTORIA.. OREGO G.A.STINSON &.GO., BLACKSMITHING, ' At Capt. Rogers old stand, corner of Ctss and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work. Horseshoeing. Wagons made and repaired. Good work guaranteed. J. H. D. GRAY, Wholesale and retail dealer hi. ALL KINDS OF FBEI, Hay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. General storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. Foot of Benton street. Astoria Orecon. NEW BLACKSMITH SHOP. John Feely, OPPOSITE KINNEY'S OAJTNERY Blacksmithing, Boiler Wtrk, an! Cannery Repairs All Workv TCaxraated. r t&ZJ& ..1 &.-. S3 "-3J -VjfertrPff S 'it i m -W -. f - , ? Y"- . 5S sW' -J sy rl,. r y LSaT?f -Zm S P"7 " x r V t 1 2: , V' -jsv l svar-. --Si- tL.z-&&r$-x'Fi w -r .-fc--T?. 3 ?n r"B'- v& - vV7 ifiS . ,r m?&ss?-: - h- -a, & '' saRS4.A?a2fc-;i&Ssfr-5SjSii .f 7-rf.'W-artrfa!,,Tfe'i- . v !- ir-- !? itta 1 iiirTMrir it3s-3-JK'feU: ?&