t - . -- -H S t.-SXif-- -XtT. -r Hj Sfo .?- . v. . 0 SL -yr vT $ Vol. xvin. Astoria, OregOD, Saturday Morning, December 2, 188 No. 53. Ik JDftfli) Imtmmm K THE STORY OF A STEAMER. "Speaking about fast running steamboats," said Thomas Harts horn, recently, rolling his quid into his larboard jaw, and giving his buckapaw trousers a hitch (Mr. H. served on the ram Queeu of the "West). "I suppose you never heard of the old Elephant that used to rtm between Cincinnati and New Orleans. She was a beauty. I suppose that when she was tied to the bank with a stern line and bow line she was one of the fastest boats on the river. She made one cel ebrated trip from New Orrpans, I think in '49. Her time was made a matter of record. Tt was seven days, six hours and three weeks. Coming up from New Orleans once the Captain was sitting at a table, and he noticed several big hulks of fellows serving as cabin boys. He called the steward to him, and says he: 'Don't you think it would look better to have boys waiting on the tahle? I don't like to see men filling the place of cabin boys. Let 'em go and get some young chaps.1 cWhy, blast it, Captain,' said the steward, 'them fellows were boys when we left New Or leans " "The Elephant," continued Mr. Hartshorn, clinging to his nautical reihiniscenses, was pulling out from Memphis one day, on a down trip, and somehow she cjot mixed up with a raft of sawlogs. She broke one of the logs loose and it floated out into the stream. The Elephant headed down the river and finally got alongside the log. Then commenced one of the nicest races you ever saw. There was a good .stage of water, and the log boomed along quite lively. For about a week 'they held together party well, but the Elephant had to land at the mouth of the White River, and tbejofl beat fcerrftrto aay about twerffy mm utes. There wafc something wrong about the Elephant's boilers, and she couldn't make steam properly. That's -what the Captain said. She was a nice fcoat to ship green fruit oh. Memphis Avalanche. Mistaken Economy. Captain Tucker, of Dungeness, came up this week. The Captain has resigned his position as head keeper of Dungeness light house, to take effect January 1st. He has held the position for ten years past, during which time he has discharged his duties in a most faithful and creditable manner. He will here after devote his attention to the steamboat business, finding that he can make more and not drudge either. It is shameful that the Goverraent should treat its light house keepers so niggardly as to force the best of them to seek other employment. Argus. "We are told, says the Post-Intelligencer, that other keepers will resign their charges ere long. Un der the niggardly policy of the Lighthouse Board one man is allot ted to each station. During the short nights and clear weather of the summer one man is enough; but during the long nights and fogs of the fall and winter two men are absolutely necessary. The lights and bells, whistles or horns are supposed to be kept going day and night, twenty-four, thirty-six and forty-eight hours at a time, and no one man with the accom paying mental strain, is capable of long standing up under such a load. Some of these days, unless a change is made, a ship will go ashore, and all hands on board will be, perhaps, lost, in consequence of some worn out -light keeper being asleep at hit post. The idea of practising economy at the risk and expense of human life. How to Store Potatoes. To store potatoes properly we have to guard against heating, for although the potato will not abso lutely ferment by heat, as so much vegetable matter will, a heap be oemee warm enough to excite any germ-fungus there may be in the taber, and thu exhalation may be iftcientr to cause decay, which be communicated to roots in bo symptom of rot exists. Mmwtnn k favorable to heating, aud hence it is best to have the potato thoroughly dry before stor ing, if any considerable quantity is to be put away in bulk. Thus, if they are spread on a barn floor or other cool place out of the sun before putting into a root-cellar, they will be safe against rotting, when potatoes are perfectly healthy there is not much necessity for this care in drying. Hundreds of bush els are often taken at once from the field to the cellar without riny damage whate cr resulting; and it is only in view of the possibility of rot that we think it advisable to take the extra precaution of drying. It is well to note that a cool shed is best to dry them in, as the tubers will otherwise absorb more hc.it than when they come out of the ground, and this is what we try to avoid. Willamette Farmer. A Gross Error. One of the eastern papers sas of Senator Delph: "Joseph N. Dolph, Oregon's now senator, will not rank among the millionaires of the senate, but he has an in come of 30,000 per annum, and is apparently on the high road to fortune. His family consists of his wife and three children who will accompany him to Washing ton. Mrs. Dolph is a squaw." The above, says the Standard, is receiving circulation among some of our eastern exchanges, and does great injustice to the ac complished and handsome wife of the senator. "Whatever started this falsehood, we are unable to conjecture. Mrs. Dolph is the daughter of the late John Mulkey, formerly of Corvallis, and her family has long since been among the leading citizens of the state, several of whom are now holding leading positions and all arejiighly respected. Mrs. Dolph is by no means what this pfeperf states, Jut -oncoftiionoafr-hand90mgrfOini- -orour-Tjtate,"Tum we remember very well the time she was con sidered the " Lelle of Benton county. This is a reckless slander on one of Oregon's fairest daugh ters. The new order of the postmaster-general, permitting the withdrawal of letters from the mail after they have left the mail ing office, will be a sweet boon to the public. It very often happens that merchants and others send checks and drafts by mail, which they subsequently wish to recall before they reach the person ad dressed. This can now be done on a telegraphich order from the postmaster, at the mailing office. There is another class which will profit by the order quite as much as the merchants the youths of every age, who are constantly be ing brought before the courts in actions for breach of promise. There is scarcely one of them, probably, who has not repented sending the fatal letter while there was yet time to recall, but for the relentless grasp of the postoffice department on everything com mitted to its charge. Now that a way has been provided for th re linquishment of that grasp, the telegraph will 'have a lively tin in recalling the letters of too ar dent swains whose second thoughts are more prudent than those they have put on paper. Free Press. There are four different patonts out on ways to preserve eggs, but none of them beat the old-fashioned way of putting 'em in raisin cake, and placing the cake down cellar. The popular game in Indiana this fall is betting on the weight of a stranger. The said stranger has a lead jacket binder his coat, and his pal rakes in a pile of half dollars. 41 They said I had the inflamma tory rheumatism, observed Mr. Michael Redding, 326 S. Fifth street, Philadelphia, Pa.," and I thought so myself, from the way my foot began to swell and pain me. The suffering was terrible. Finally, after vainly using many so-called specifics, 1 applied St. Jacobs Oil, and a cure was made wonderfully soon. Sleepless Nights, made miserable by that terrible coagh. Sh Hob's Cure is the remedy for you Sold by W. E. De- Bttfit The Indian Summer. Jf there is a time when the American of to-day recalls the red skinned men who preceded him .in this land he now calls his own, it is during those few days of still ness and beauty which bear the name of the vanished nice. Work is over in the fields. They arc ready for their winter lest. The leaves are gone. The trees are leady, too. The List red apple is gathered. Men and the squirrels together have gleaned the last nut. There is nothing more to be done; and he, who with a delicate imag ination walks abroad, or drives slowly along country roads, finds himself thinking in the stillness of those who roved over the same ground not many years ago, and tardily gathered in at this season their small crops of corn beside the rivers, gave to the beautiful golden-purplc-hued days the name they bear. Through the naked woods he frees them steal ing, bow in hand. On the stream he sees their birch-bark canoes. The smoke in the atmosphere must surely rise from the hidden camp fires. They have come back to their old haunts from the happy hunting rounds for those few gold en days. Is it not the Indian summer? Eastern paper. The Canada Pacific Railway re ceived in aid of its enterprise of extending a steel track from "the Atlantic to the Pacific a land-grant from the dominion government of 25,000 acres. Of this, between 2,000,000 and 3,000,000 acres have been sold. The remainder is for sale, and a company has been formed for the purchase of from 11.000.000 of 12,000.000 acres of it, paying in bonds of the Canadian Pacific Iteilwar, for wliich the laruT mpny agrees'to pay toil, per cent, above parT - POWDER Absolutely Pure. Tills powder net or varies. A marvel ol purit. strength ami wholesomeness. Mom economical than the ordinary kinds, and cannot oe som in competition wiin tno mul titude of low test, short weight, alum or pliospliatc powders. Sold only in cans. llOYAi Baking rowDKit Co., iw "Wall-st., MAItTIX FOATtn. J. J. sTOKES FOAO & STOKES, Wholesale and retail dealers In Wood aad Willow-ware, GROCERIES, Tobacco, Cigars, Wines and Liquors FOREIGN AXD DOMESTIC uits and Vegetables. OUR, SMESKD, AND COUNTRY PRODUCE. AND Geaeil Commission Mercha nt TORIA, OKEGOK. Next to 0gon Railway Nav. co's Dock. dw A. YaA Dusen & Co. WOULD KTSPBCTFUIiY CALL THE attention if the Tubllc to the fact that they are Agen for the following sewing machines, tiz : Tkc Imprercd Stager, The White, TkeCNWH V Ami TkeMrldge, Which ie are selling from $35. t M. each i Ld defy CMetitieB. PersoJ wishinz to purchase machines should i 11 and Inspect our Btock before pur- chasing i penecc seYiiicre, as w e guarantee iojne Isf action as regards quality and price. Ftund.. ABOUT 15 FEET LONG. will prove property and pay 1J IV M MX. JA41 , 4kih J7 P jAj ,IbIbsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssB.bsssssssk nmmt RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quint, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. Ko Preparation oa etrth efula St. Jacobs Oil m safe, ture, simple aad cheap External Bcaedj. A trial eataite bst the awparaUrelj triflisr outlay of S6 Oate, aad trtry one tnffer iag With pain can baTO cktap aad pooiUre proof of ita claims. Directions in Eaten Laagaagsf. fOLDBTALLDSUaaiBTSUroCEALESS ISMEDIOHE. A. VOGIXER fc CO., BaUimre, ML, TT. S. A. It has been found by experi ment that a crevice under a door large enough to push a penny through will let enough cold air into a room to require 400 pounds of extra coal per month. One thousand two hundred and ninety citizens of Macon signed their names to a petition the other day, aud less tharu300 out of the 'entire rowd-rJockil&i the head- .. v: mg or as . & ptim?Z&iM nan i4 hltJl VOst CAM msUCA IHsY d.that ITi i heik cnapjSoxtapOT- fl'OOO.' 000. Anywhere uiiierthat figure is simply'estoemed citizen.5' SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER. Pain in tho right hide, under cd(;c ol ribs Increasing on pressure; sometime the pnin is on the leftside; the patient h rarely able to lie on the left side; some times the riiin is felt under the shoulder aud is sometimes taken for Rheumatism In the arm. The stomach Li affected with toss of appetite and sickness; the bowels In general nre costive, sometimes alter nating with laxity; tho head is troubled with p-iin, accompanied with a dull, he.n y senxntiou in tiie back part. There is gener ally n considerable loss of memory, accom f auied with a painful sensation of having eft undontt something which ought to have been done. A slight, do cough is sometimes attendant. Ihc puient com plains of weariness and debility; bo is easily startled ; his feet are cold or burn ing, and he complains of a prickly sensa tion of the skin; his spirits nre low, and, although he issatisllcdthatcxcrcisc would be bencllcial to him, jet bo can scarcely summon up fortitude enough to try it. If yon lrncnnyof the above symptoms, you can certainly bo cured by tho uso of the genuine Hit. C. McLAJE'S LIVER PILLS. "When jou buyMcLaneN Pills, insist on baling I)K. C. McLAXETS CELE BRATED LIVER PILLS, made by Flem ing Itros., Pittsburgh, Pa. If you can not get the genuine DR. C. 3IcLAE'S LIVER PILLS, send us 25 cents by mall, and we will send them to you. FLEMING BROS., Pittsburgh, Pa. King of the Blood Is not a "cure all," it is a blood-purifier and tonic Impurity of the blood poisons the s s tem, deranges the circulation, and thus In duces many disorders, known by different names to distinguish them according to ef fects, but being really branches or phases of that great generic disorder, laaptirity er Bleed. Such are DusDcmla. BilUowmess. lAtcr Complaint, Constipation, Ncrnnt DU- oraer. jieaaacne, isacicacnc. General wean ncts. Heart DUeae,Dronryt Kidney Diseate, Pile, Rheumathm, Catarrh, Scrofula, Skin Disorder, Pimple. Ulcer. Stcelllngs, Ac, Ac. KlBtr er the Bleed prevents and cures these by attacking the caute. Impurity of the blood. Chemists and physicians agree in calling it "the most genuine and efficient preparation for the purnose." Sold b v Drue- gists, SI per botUe. See testimonials, direc tions, &.a, in pampmet, ".treatise on Diseases of th Blood' wrapped around each bottle. D. RAifSOM, SON & Co.. Props Buffalo. N.Y. $500 Reward. We willpay the above reward for any case of Liver Complaint. Djspepsia. hick Head ache, indigestion. Constipation or Costive ness we cannot cure with "West's Vegetable Liver Pills, when the directions are strictly complied with. Thcv are purely Vegetable, and never fail to give satisfaction, bugar coated. Large boxes, containing 30 Pills, 25 cents. For sale by all Druggists. Beware or counterfeits and imitations. The genuine manufactured only by Jorrx C. "Wkst & Co., "The Pill Maker 181 and 183 w. Madison St., Chicago. Free trial package sent by mail prepaid on receipt of a 3 cent stamp. W. E. Dement, agent. FOmSJJLE. THEHULLAXDHOUSEOFTHESTXAX er KATATA. WW take a Irst-dass CoMtrngscBOoaer. For parttcajaa inquire of a. Mckenzie. CjJlflBr" PsF1!! , ZJT .fry'S dfc' ' "" ROSCOE'S FIRST CLASS Oyster Saloon. CHEXAMUa STREET, ASTORIA. THU L'XDERSIOKEP IS PLEASED TO announce to the public that ho lias op ened a FIKST CLASS Ami funHbes In first-cUssstIe OYSTERs. HOT COI'FEE. TEA, ETC. T THE Ladies and Gent's Oyster Saloon, CHENAMUS STREET. Please gn e ire a call. ROSCOE:dIXON, Proprietor A. M. JOHNSON & Co., Ship Cbanfe and tars. Repcs antl Cordage of all kinds. Blocks, Patent and MettallHc of all sizes. The Genuine Leeson's Scotch Salmon net Twines, Mermaid Twines: Canvas, all fte's: Copper Tipped Oars. The best assortment of GROCERIES In Town. The Host COrEIIKS and TEAS. Try our 3Ielro.se Baking Powder Posltu ely the best ever made. CAXJ$TEI GOODS of all kinds put up by best PacKers. Richardson's and Itobbin's Canned Goods. Teras Cah. Preflt Small. VB-GIVK US A CALLER WILLIAM EDGAR, Corner Main and Chenamus Streets, ASTORIA OREGON DEALER IS CIGARS AND TOBACCO. The Celebrated JOSEPH RODCERS . SONS GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY AND THE GENUINE WO ST EN HOLM and other English Cutlery. STATIONKRTI . FAIRCHILD!SjcOI4 atfc, Genuine SMrslULUi VedltHk, $i mJT: SK3g--c- ei2'-zxt?l&' Wsarkmu4yflrxyWnmmti aM- X OV.1 - - - . - .AMm,m -v $'zl -hkwnnL. cuKinimif ALSO A rtXK Assortment ol fine SFECTACLES-aM KTB GIASbES. B. B. FRAJSKLTN, UNDERTAKER, ' Corner C.iss and Suemoqhe streets. ASTORIA. --- - OREGON DKAI.PU IX WALL PAPER AND WINDOW SHADES AND UNDERTAKERS GOODS. Leinenweber & Co., O. I.KrXKVVTKKFU. KSlAltMSlIKD 18C5. ASTORIA, OREGON, TANNERS AND CDBBBISS, Jl.mufacturers and Importers of A J.L KINDS OF AND FINDINGS WhoIea.de Dealers in OJ1, AND TALLOW. cllleliet cisli nnce nald for FIkIp.s and Tallow. LOEB & CO., .lOlSREKS IN WINES. LIQUORS, AM) CIGARS. AfiRNTS FOR THE Best San Francisco Houses and Eastern Distilleries. - lyAll goods sold at San Francisco Prices. MAIN STREET, Opposite Taiker House. Astoria, Oregon. Croun. Whoonmir Contrh and Tlrnn ehitis immediately relieved by Sbiloh's Care. Sold by W. E. Demeat. fesJKdaaagSlfeMiaS "''ee'"?SaBBaBaBrTitnC!SBBBB1m W r-l f VJM C0 -a m a? I WILLI AM HOWE, ttjattMiaiiaiiinmiimtatmninnniminniMiMmiWtMWiiMMMMMieoae , DEAI.EK IX Doors, Windows. Blinds. Transoms. Lumber. All kinds of OAK LUMBER, i GLASS, Boat Material, Etc. iwemSSMerh j Boats of all Kinds Made to Order, j JOrdcrs from a distance promptly attended MISCELLANEOUS. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. Bkjtox Stuekt, Nkab Pakkkb Housk, ASTORIA. - OREGON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. ir- ill 1 rtiJs rlVCij-.C. w9WJS9WSKisS!St 'ttl.wMMtl .feTr,. V''Tr'J2.Bk.BBriaB-JB E3BTJa.SaBam - J &" at Mliet'Jie4l-cc- ' j.caosTijasjecretwy. IW.CA8E. TrnsMoer. Jomr FoxrSuperintendent S. ARNDT & EERCHEN, ASTORIA. - OREGON. t fa The Pioneer Machine Shop BIjACKSMITU SHOPf AND t "asa oqiier4 dnop -gf 'tl- All kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, AND STEAMBOAT WORK Promptly attended to. A specialty made of repairing CANNERY DD3S, FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET. Wilson & Fisher, SHIP CHANDLERS. DEALERS IN Iron, Steel, Coal, Anchors, Chains, TAR, PITCH, OAKUM, WROUGHT AND CUT GALVANIZED axXK&s Nails, Copper Nails aad Burrs, Shelf Hardware, Faints and Oils Rubber and Hemp Packing of all Kinds. PROVISIONS. FLOUR AND MUX FEE1. Agents for Salem Flouring Mills. Corner Chenamus and Hamilton Streets ASTORIA, OREGON. Cedar Street Grade. NOTICE is hereby ghen that the Common Council, of the City of Astoria, Oregon, propose to establish tho grade along the line of Cedar street from the west end of Cedar street to the west side of West-Oth street in Shivelj's As toria, as follews: at the intersection of West-ninth and Cedar streets, 35 feet aboe the base of grades; at the inter section of West-Stli and Cedar streets, 53 feet above the base of grades; at the intersection of West-7th and Cedar streets, 42 feet above the base of grades, and at the intersection of West-sixth and Cedar streets, 33 feet above the base of grades. By order of the Common Council. F.C.NORRIS, Auditor and Clerk. .Nov. 22, 1882. lOtd For Sale. LOT 6. BLOCK 12C, SHIVELY'S ASTORIA occupied by James McGee, with all the buildings and Improvements thereon. Terms easy. Enquire of J.O.BOZORTH, Real Estate Agent. 2&3L Warn jat-aafcti.i BBKSBBBBBasVA' d e, W-5 m s z CO O S fe ?5 s o sO Z22! r " AND Bracket Work A SPECIALTY. to, and satisfaction guaranteed in all cases. ' ''--I; ' JJ-J..l'l.l,l-V-i- BUSINESS CARDS. V C. HOLDEH,' NOTARY PUBLIC, AUCTIONEER, COMMISSION AM SURANCS AGENT. TIB. JT. C SHAFTS. rH9ICIA.V aaal SVSCsWN. (DEUTSCHKB AXZT.) -- :IsCi. sfrJ'gg'iBiag T"aP OMceX ii-U,Sfef n&Zgg&&Mll ounrciun ur Clatsop C'oMHty.ajiel City ef Asterla Office :-Chenamus street, Y. M. C. A. ball Room No. 8. Tjl D. WINTOJf, Attorney and Counselor at Law. B"Offlce in Pythian Building. Rooms 11, 12. ASTORIA, - - - - OREGON. JAY TUTTIiE. M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUBGEON OrriCE Rooms 1, 2, and 3. Pythian Build ing. Residence Over Elberson's Bakery, op posite Barth & Myers' Saloon. A L. FUI.TOX. X. D. Phynlclaa and. Sarsreea. OrFICE Over A. V. Allen's grocery store. Rooms, at the Parker House. "P P. HICKS, PENTIST, ASTORIA, - - - OREGON Rooms In Allen's building up stairs, corner of Cass and bqemocqne streets. T E. JiaFORCE, DENTIST. OeBtal Keens ever Case's Stare, Chenamus Street, - - Astoria, Oregon. I Q. A. BOWLBY. ATTORNEYAT LAYi. Chenamus Street. - ASTORIA, OREGOIv G. A. STINSON & CO., BLACKSMITHING, At Capt. Rogers old stand, corner of Cass and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work. Horseshoeing. Wagons made and repaired. Good work guaranteed. Cleaning Repairing. NEAT, CHEAP AND QUICK. BY GEORGE liOTKTT, M.iin Street, opposite . Loeeli,' iRfc Tt" a "V "laT A 1 TaTT3TfU 1U UL A. W -aLVTU XiXk O' r&4 ' . : BOWLING ALLEY. MAX. WAGNER'S Agency for lhi NittMal Beer delivered in any aajtettheeilr. t.-jT . jevs. OX OR ABOTJT NOVBttlaioCiet.r double-ender boat aaeet it fcet'Ieec. -- Parties returning sasae to C ILBeaalrMlbe T amply rewarded. r 2 y urws?S?v fcrs A4i3l -r-.3 " . -aiTk j" rs' " -&rigr5 i a-:.'"-l .- V Va L '--15- . - 5 .VCSa ir-