'-,. --, v. - ""- 3fc- A" Vol. xviii. Astoria, Oregon,. Friday Morning, November 17, 1882. No. 41. . J"L' "V' o- 9D9nilfl iJ0Oj(lll A DREADFUL HUSBAND. A middle-aged lady, with u black alpaca dress, worn shin' at the el bows, and a cheap shawl, and a cheap bonnet, and her hands puck ered up and blue, as though she had just got her washing out, went into the oflicc of a prominent Ma son n few mornings 'since and took a chair. She wiped her nose and the perspiration from her face with a blue-checked apron, and when the Mason looked at her, with an interested, brotherly look, as though she was in trouble, she said: "Are 3'ou the boss Mason?'" ITe blushed and told Her he was a Mason but not the highest in the land. She hesitated a. moment, fingered the corner of her apron, and curled it up like a boy speak ing a piece in school, and asked: "Have you taken the whole two hundred and thirty-three degrees of Masonry?" The man laughed and told her there were only thirty-three de grees and that he had only taken thirty-two. The other degree could only be taken by a very few who weje recommended by the grand lodge, and they had to go to New York to get the thirty third degree. The lady studied a moment, un pinned the safety-pin that held her shawl together, and put it in her mouth, took a long breath and then said: "Where does my husband get the other two hundred degrees, then?" The Mason said he guessed her husband never got two hundred degrees, unless he had a degree factory. He said he didn't under stand the lady. "Docs my husband have to set up with a corpse three nights out of a week?" she asked, her eyes flashing lire. "xVnd do they keep a lot of sick Masons on tap for my husband to set up with, the other three nights of the week?" The prominent Mason said he was thankful that few Masons died, and only occasionally that one was sick enough to call for Masonic assistance. "But why do you ask these questions.inadam?" said the promi nent Mason. The woman picked the fringe of her shawl, hung her head down, and said: "Well, my husband began to join the Masons about two years ago, and he has been taking de grees or sitting up with people every night since. He has come Home twicQ. witn tne wrong pair of drawers on,and when I asked him how it was, he said it was a secret ho could not reveal under the pen alty of being shot with a cannon. All he would say was that he took a degree. I have kept a little track of it, and I figured that he has taken two hundred and thirty-three degrees, including the grand Sky Fugle degree which he took the night he came home with his lip cut, and his ear hanging bv a piece of skin." "Oh, madam," said the promi nent Mason, "there is no Sky Fu gle degree in Masonry. Your hus band has deceived you." "That's what I think," said she? as a baleful look appeared in her eyes. "He said he was taking the Sky Fugle degree, and fell through the skylight. I had him sewed up, and he was ready for more de grees. After he had taken about a hundred and fifty degrees, I told him I should think he would let up on it, and put some potatoes in the cellar for winter, but he said when a man once got started on the de grees he had to take them all, or lie didn't amount to anything. Sometimes a brother Mason comes home along with him in the morn ing, and they talk about a 'full flush,' and about their 'pat hands,' and 'raising 'em out.' One night when he was aleep I heard him whisper, 'I raise you ten dollars,' and when I asked him what it meant, he said they had been rais ing a purse for a poor widow. Another time he raised up in bed, after he had been asleep, and shouted, (I stand pat,' and when I asked him what it meant, he said he was ruined if 1 told it. He said he had spoken the pass-word, and if the biethren heard it they would put him out of the way. Mister, is 'stand pat' your pas-word?" The Mason told her it was not. That the word she had spoken was an expression used by men when playing draw poker, audfiic added that he didn't believe her husband was a Mason at all, but that he had been lying to her all these three years. She sighed and said: 'That's what 1 thought when he came home with a lot of ivory chips in his pocket. He said they used them at the lodge to vote on candidates, and that a white chip elects and a blue chip rejects a candidate. If you will look the matter up and see if he has joined the Masons T will be much obliged to 3011. lie says he has taken all the two hundred and thirty-three degrees, and now the boys want him to join the Knights of Pythias. 1 want to get out an injunction to keep him from joining anything else until we get some under clothes for winter. I'll tell you what I'll do. The next time he says anything about Sky Fugle degrees, 1 will take a washboard and make him think that there is one degree in Masonry that he has skipped, and now good-bye. You have comforted me greatly, and 1 will la' awake to-night till my husband gets home from the lodge with his pat hand, and 1 will make him think he has forgotten his ante. The lady went to the grocery to buy some bar soap, and the promi nent Mason resumed his business with a feeling that we are not nil truly good, and that there is cheat ing going on all around. Good Things Cost Yes, indeed, they do. Gener ally that which we admire and which seems to us, peihaps, to be done so easily, has cost all that it is worth. And the reason why. it does not seem so to us is because we do not sec when and where and how the work is put in. We are riding along and look ing out upon a beautifuld land scape. Wc admire the skillful arrangement of trees, and shrub bery and flowers, or the smooth and gently sloping giounds. This is, indeed, lovely, we say. How foitunate the owner was to find such a place. But some one re plies, could 3'ou have seen all this years and 3'ears ago, when it was in a natural state, 3011 might never have dreamed of this. Tt has taken much thought and hard work and great expense to bring these grounds to their present condition. Tell a man how a thing has been done and he sa3s: "That's eas3 to do." Yen possi ble, now that you have been shown howto do it, but could ou have done it in the first place? That is the real test. You listen to a man wnose mum is ricniy storeu witn facts and thoughts and fruitful in combinations of these varied stories, and as he expresses the thought which needed expression, perhaps 'ou say: how easy that was done. 1 could have said it. Could you? Wiry did 3'ou not then, before he did? Why not go one step farther and give expres sion to the next thought which, so soon as expressed, the orator and all the people shall say that was the right word rightly spoken. This is the very word we were waiting to hear. When the light ning flashes you can see very clearly. And, if you act quickly, 3'ou may take all your bearings by its instantaneous light. And such a flash of thought may prove to 3ou an apple of gold. But we want more than fitful gleams. Steady lights are best. And he is the true speaker whose light shines on clear and true while it is at the same time able to throw a great flood of radiance on the. dark spot when the right moment comes. Never say such things do not cost. I tell you, if such a light blazes before you and does not cost him Tvho gives it, then it is an. ignis Jalu is and will lure him and 3'ou, too, on to destruction. Great men are hard-working men. Genius means a gieat capacity for work. "Genius will work." The men eminent in all the noble walks of life have been, ;ire now, ricat workeis. Tliev are trained to endure, and when occasion requires, can, and dofc labor tremendously. You see a train fly down the track. It goes easily, does it not? Swift and strong, without friction and without sign of labor, it shoots along. You simply sec the results. But what leads to and insures these results? So you look upon the outside appearances of great lives and see no signs of heat and, noise, and worry, and weariness, and you state your proposition that they lead easy, charmed lives. Try it and see. Try to grapple with the labors of some great legislator, merchant, writer or divine, for even one da . He who puts eff the harness makes the wisest state ments. A truly great man bears a great load easily. To do this gives the right to bear the name. The Law of Lost Property. What ought the finder of a lost article to do? Most people will give a ready answer. lie suoum do his best to discover the owner and restore the lost property to him. But this standard of normal duty being- imperfectly recognized by the law, it will be interesting to review the decision on the sub ject. 1. The finder need not take charge of lost property. There is no legal duty on him to do it; but if he does take it into his posses sion, he becomes a depository, and 4s bound to keep it for the owner and then restore it to him when known. How long he must keep it, or what efforts he should make to find the owner, have not been laid down. 2. f the finder does not restore property on finding the owner, does fie commie theft? This de pends on whether he knew, or had reasonable means of knowing, who the owner was at the time of find ing. It has been held that the finder of a pocket book, having the owner's name legibly written on it, is a thief if he conceals and appropriates the money; but if there is nothing to indicate the owner, he does not become a thief in law if he keeps it. H. The owner may at any time reclaim his property, and if the finder refuses to give it up, can recover it or the value of it from him. But as against any one but the owner, the finder's title is recognized as good. 4. When is a thing to be con sidered as lost? 1 1 has been said in several cases that money or any other propei ty laid down and for gotten is not lost in the legal sense of the word. The proprietor of the shop, or bank or pjace where it is left is the proper person to take charge of it, and those who pick up the property have no right to keep it. On the other hand, it has been held that when a conduc tor found money in a railway car, whose owner could not be ascer tained, his title to the money would hold good in law. 3. Is the finder entitled to be paid for his trouble and expense? He need not take charge of it, and it seems that if he does so, he must look only to the gratitude and good feeling of the owner for his reward. G. What if a reward be offered? i nereis no uouot Hint anyone seeing the offer, sets to work to find the property, will, if he sue ceeded, be entitled to the reward, and may even retain the propert until it be paid. But if he already has the missing article in his pos session when the reward was offered, or has withheld the property in the expectation that a reward would be offered for its recovery, the rule is the opposite. Mrs. K.F.Haslrtl,No.43 Boston street, Salcm,Mass.. writes: I have used St Jacobs Oil on my daughter lor a pain in ner ier side, and it proved itself a splendid physician. Everybody regards itas a reliable friend mimm W. II lUtti ocj iV SVW TltADF -.".t.ir. ffl5 FOB RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. Kb Preparation on earth equals Sr. J.tom Oil as a safe, sure, simple dnd cheap External Bcmedj-. A trial entails but the comparatively triflinR outlay of GO Cents, and evc.-y one suffer ing with pain can bavo cheap and podtive pruof of Its claims. Directions in Eleven Languages. BOLD BY ALL DBUGGI8T8 AND SB ALEE8 IN MEDICINE. A. VOGXXER & CO., Baltimore, Md., U.S.A. It is announced that Guitenu's bones are nearly ready to be put on exhibition m the army medical museum in "Washington. A cor respondent gives an elaborate ac count of the beautiful appearance of the assassin's skeleton after the flesh had been removed by a bath in sulphuric ether. It passes one's comprehension to understand what good is effected by a display such as this. A. life-size portrait of the as would be any relics of the dead man, but a reticulated skeleton of one man looks very much like that of another, and has no significance whatever. The probability is that posterity will have the bones, but will not have any means of judging1 how the most contemptible assassin in his tory looked in the flesh. Chron icle. MOTHERS, READ. Gkn'ts: Alxnit nine years. a: I h-d a child two years old and almost tcul. "I be doctor I hid attending lier c-tuild not : il what ailed her. I asked him if ho did i.il think it vrtm worms. He said no. How ever, this did not satisfy nie.ns I i-H on vincedin my own mind that w had. I obtained n Iwttle of 1K. V. .tIfI.A.'i:,S CKLKimATEDVKItMlFrOKtueniiiiu" I gnvts her a tcaspoonful in the morning andanotlierntniKntinerwhich.shi'jMi'sttl seventy-two worms and was a well ididd. Since then I have never been without it in my family. The health of m cliil Iren remained so good that I hail neglei'ted watching their actions until alx.nt time weeks ago, when two of them iire-enied the wine sickly appearance tjiat Funny did nine years ago. So I thought it must be worms, and went to work at once with n bottle of MS. C. McI.ANK'S YI-.KMI-FUGIJ between four of my children, their ages lclng as follews: Alice, S years; ("har- lrtt- f-sivo. T.'S.imii l!tniiv Ir.l.tt 0ji.- Now comes the result : Alice and Mmina came out all right,but Charley iras.-ul forty live and Johnny about sixty worms. The result was so gratifying that I spent two days in showing the wondciful effect of your Vermifuge around I'tlen. and now have the worms on exhibition in my store. Yours truly, JOHN 1'II'KIt. The genuine IlIC. C aiel.AXK'S ISK MIFl'Ci: Is manufactured only by .Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa., and lHar the signatures of t". 3IcI,ane and I'lfiuliig IJros. It I, never made in St. I.ouis or Wheeling. II" sure you get the genuine I'riee, i5 eeijis . liottle. FLEMING BUGS., FMsliurgli, Pa. H " CELEBRATED f X . STOMACH 8ITTERS Old faliionablo remedies arc rapidly irivinp grutind oetoro Uic adranco of this conquering specific, and old fashioned ideas in rcsard to depletion ns a means of cure, have been quite exploded by tho success of tho great rcnovant, which tones the system, tranquilizer the nerves, neutralizes malaria, depurates and enriches tho blood, rouses the liver when dor mant, and promotes a regular habit of body. For sale by all Dragrists and Dealers generally. Boat Found. A SMALL SKIFF, OUTSIDK CEO. W. Hume's cannery, painted white with word 'wazc' painted on stern. Loser will inquire at Xlcr restaurant. ' lw lc s&3 fld H A I - frnliail MBBBZBvyf"i5l5riMBByZg ROSCOE'S FIRST CLASS Oyster Saloon. ciu:'.vah street, astoria. mm: i'Xi:i:sn:xn is rr.KASKD to JL nniiiuutiv to the puldlr that he has opt-in il a JEivtlxxg; Blouse , Ami funiihe m lirM class stIc oystk5:-s, nor coffee tka, etc. AT TIIK Ladies and Gent's Oyster Saloon, CH MX AMI'S STREET. I'lrtiM s: o mi' a call. KOSCOKIMXOX, Proprietor AM. JOHNSON & Co., UI11JJ UllUilUlUlO MM U 3 tropes utid 1 orunjro ol nil KiiKls. Illorlio. Pntctsl nmi ZHcHaliiH-of :jiI sszi'n. Tin (ii'imifio Lt''NOU Scotch Salmon net Twines. 3Icnit:til Twines: Camus, all IVe: Copper Tipped Oars. Tin- best assortment of GROCERIES In Town. The Best COFCEES and TK.1S. Try on r Melrose Raking Pow der rositivoly tin? best over mail. CjS.IXTS?I5r QOODS ofall klntls put i by best I'acKcrs. Richard- oif.s ami l'oblun'.s Canned Goods. Terras Cash. VroOtH Small. e-ivi: rs a cali.-s WILLIAM EDGAR, Corner JIain and Chenamus Streots, ASTORIA OREGON DKVM.-t IH CIGARS AND TOBACCO. The Celebrated JOSEPH RODCERS & SONS GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY AND THE GENUINE WOSTENHOLM and otbor Ensdfch Cutlery. STATIONERY I FAIRCHILD'S GOLD PENS Genuine EXeershaum Pipes, etc. A fine stock of 3ytchqwjaiirtfJtt3';lx,taiiizxle aad ""llfcech liOrutin;; Knot Guns and Rifles, Revolvers, Pistol. and Ammniiition MAUIXF. GLASSES XJSO A FINK Assortment of Tine Sl'FCTACLES and EYE GLASSES. B. B. FRANKLIN, UNDERTAKER, Corner Cast and Surnioqln; streets, A8T0KIA. - - - - onr.c.oN DKAI.PU I.V WALL PAPER AM) WINDOW SHADES AXO 'UNDERTAKERS GOODS. MAGNUS C. CROSBY, Dealer in HARDWARE, IRON, STEEL, Iron Pipe and Fittings, PLTJ H1SKRS AND STEAM FITTERS Goods and Tools, SHEET LEAD STRIP LEAD SHEET IRON TIN AND COPPER, Stoves, Tin' Ware and House Furnishing Goods. JOBBING IN SHEET IRON, TIN. COP PER PLUMBING and STEAM FITTING Done with 1 eatr.ess and dispatch. None tint first class workmen employed. A larse assortment of; SCALES Constantly on hand. Delinquent City Taxes. NOTICE IS HEREIJY GIVEN TILVT I, the undersigned. Chief of Tohce, have been furnished with a warrant from the city council remiirine: me to collect the taxes as sessed for the year lJWi and now delinquent upon uic iim, aim iikiki leiuni i me .same within sltv davs. All rarties so indebted will therefore please take notice and govern incnKfirra accoruinciy. C.W.LAUGIIERY. Chief of Police Astoria, Oregon, September 19, 1332. -s ro If x WILLIAM HOWE DK.VI.KK I.V Doors, Windows, Blinds, Transoms, Lumber. All kinds f OAK LUMBER, J VLASS. Boat Material. Etc. gSsMHBBS' I Boats of a! Kinds Made to Order, i "2?""rder- from a distance promptly attended MISCELLANEOUS. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. Benton Stkkkt, Xkak P.yukkk House. ASTORIA. - OREGON. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LANDiAURINE ENGINES Boiler Work,- Steamboat Work, and Cannery Work a specialty. - Or all Oeserlptions made to Order at Short A'otice. A. 1). W'ass, President. J. (J. IIustlki:, Secretary. r."V. Case, Treasurer. John Eox, Superintendent. S. ARNDT & EERCHEN, ASTORLV. - OREdON. The Pioneer Machine Shop BLACKSMITH f SHO w Boiler Shop -M All kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, AND STEAMBOAT . WORE' Promptly attended to. A. specialty made of repairing CAN1SERY DIES, FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET. B. K. STEVEN'S. C. S. BROWN CITY BOOK STORE. Where jou will llnd all tho standard uorks of the day, and a constantly changing stock of no cities and t.iney articles: we keep the . best assortment of at iety Roods in the city. Pocket Books, Picture Frames, Steroscopes, Mu sical Instruments, Sheet Music, Bijou terie, & Celluloid Goods, etc., etc. P. I" STEVENS & CO. Wilson & Fisher, SHIP CHANDLERS. DEALERS IN Iron, Steel, Coal. Anchors, Chains, TAR, PITCH, OAKUM WROUGHT AND CIT GALVANIZED S X JSf JSm 9 iVailv. Copper Kails and Burrs, Shelf Hardware, Faints and Oils Rubber and Hemp Pachinq of all Kinds. PROVISIONS. Fr.OlTR AXI IHIIX FFET. Agents for Salem Flouring Mills. Corner Chenamus and Hamilton Streets ASTORIA, OREGON. ifftaRkM '':'. ' - --"- M ?3i-mir- Z rn- 9 z CD o 5 5 CP g S"n gw o jO b GO ? 5 r & en P XUTJEtlCIICGr AND Bracket Work A Sl-ECLVLTY. to, and satisfaction guaranteed in all cases. BUSINESS CARDS. Tp C IIOIiDKN,. OTAJlY PUBLIC, AUCTIONEER, COMMISSION AND SURANCE AGENT. TK. J. V. SHAFTEB, rniSICIA.N and 8UKGEX. (IlEUTSCHER ARZT.) DiHcaxe of the Threat aSpeeialy. Ofllco oer Conn's Drug Store. J. . bozorth; IT. S. 'oninilHslBHcr, Xolarjr PRbllr, and iRSHraace Accat. Agent lor ttirTfimlinrir "rtrrTpairirrT;! r 1 of JIamhurs, Germanyr35at uieuira Ct irav clcrs' Life and Accident Ins. Co.. of Hart' ford. Conn. wOflice over Wells, Faruo & Co's Expres Orilce. 2J. Kf.O F. PARKER. SURVEYOR OF Clatsop County, an City f AMsrla. Olfice :-Clienanui3 street, Y.M.C. A. liall Room Is'o. 8. Xjl . WIXTON, Attorney and Counselor at Law. rarOfflce in Vjthian Ruildinc Rooms 11, 12. ASTORIA, --- - OREGON. JAY TUTTI.K, 31. I. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Okkick Rooms 1.2, and ft. Tythian Build in;. 3tK.siDK.vrK Over Elherson's Bakery, op posite Earth & Myers Saloon. k li. FUIiTOX. 31. . riiy.MicIau and Narrreea. OFFICE Over A. V.Allen's grocery store. Rooms, at the Tarker House. XI P. HICKS, PENTIST, ASTORIA, --. - ORE0ON Rooms In Allen's building up stairs, corner of Cas.sand Sqemocqhe streets. T K. LnFOKCK. DENTIST Dental Rooms over Cane' Slarr, Chenamus Street, - - Astoria, Oregon. I Q. A. BOWLBY. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Chenamus Street. - ASTORIA. OEEGOtv G. A. STINSON & CO., BLACKSMITHING, At Capt. Rogers old stand, corner of Ca- and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work, florsesuoeing. Wagons made and repaired. Good work guaranteed. 7uHkXX.QX-tXZrt3K Cleaning Repairing. NEAT. CHEAP AND QUICK. BY GEORGE JLOVETT. Main Street, opposite K". Lneb'a. MAX. WAGNER'S ROWLING ALLEY. MAX. WAGNER'S Agency for the National Beer. Reer delivered in any part of the city. Lost. OCTOBER MTH. ABOUT ONE, MILK nhovc Tongue l'oint, a small green skiff, with one pair iron rowlocks anil one palr oars In her. Oars branded on blade J;H. D. G. A reward of $5.00 will be paid to the party returning her to this office. tl '?t& Zj' -&w X