. - (y- 1 -St f Vol. XVIII. Astoria, Oregon, Friday Morning, October 6, 1882 No. 5. i$tmn. mtttm SHOALWATER BAY. Shoal water Bay, "V. T., most appropriately named, embraces at high tide a surface area estimated at eighty square miles, about one half of which is laid bare at low tide. The entrance is five and one half miles wide from Leadbetter point on the south to Lewis or Toke point on the north. There are two channels, the north andsouVh, with a large shoal called the middle Mauds, lying between them. The bar at the north channel is about a mile in extent, and has three and a quarter fathoms at low water; at the i-outh channel the bar is about a mile in width with four fathoms of water upon it. Good channels arc found throughout the bay, but pilots are necessary to follow them. An arm stretches southward for fourteen or fifteen miles towards Baker's bay, with an average width of about three and one-half miles. There are three islands in the ba3, known as Long, Pine, and Ttouml islands the former the largest, be ing six miles long and one and a half milos wide. The shoals are covered with shell-fish, and salmon and codfish, halibut, sturgeon and herring abound. It is a great re sort for wild geese, swan, mallard and canvas-back duck, and other water fowl. The "Willopai, Pulu, Xasel, Nccomanche and North rivers are the most important streams flowing into it. There is a- considerable quantity of unoc cupied government lands, adapted to dairying' and fanning, lying along the latter, now attracting settlers. "What the Lord Said to Zachias" When wasj surveyor gen eral ol Oregon, a certain surveyor living not one hundred miles from Marion county went to tlie said s. g. and asked for a contract. He was informed that there was a contract to be let to some "good man," whereupon the surveyor said he would take it. The s. g. hemmed aud hawed for some time and said there must be a little preliminary deposit made. The surveyor did not understand the nature of the remark, and asked the s. g. to be more specific. The said s. g. asked the unso phisticated surveyor ordinary, what the Lord said to Zachias. The surve3'or had forgotten lire conver sation, he said, as it took place before his time. "I'll tell ou" said the surveyor general quickly turning his back"upon the aston ished surveyor and extending his right hand behind him like a true disciple of "Boss Tweed. "The Lord said unto Zachias: "Come down! Come down!" The honest surveyor didn't get the contract, but he lived to tell the tale all the same. The Moon and the "Weather. It is generally harder to kill a superstition than even to discover its origin. Nobody pretends to know why it is that people gener ally, especially if they live in the country, lay claim to great weather wisdom and believes that there is always a change of weather when the moon changes, but the fact is ! that it was proved long ago in a J more certain way than that which Sir "William Thompson has em ployed to the same end, that the notion has no basis in truth. Ac curate tables of the weather were kept through several years for the express purpose of finding out whether the weather changed with the changed moon, and it was dis covered that the weather did not change a greater number of times when the moon changed than when it did not change both were about alike. Sir W. Thomp son told the British association at its-late meeting that "careful ob servation with the barometer, ther mometer and anemometer, at the time of new moon, full moon and half moon, has iailed to establish any relation whatever between the phases of the moon and the weath er," and that "if there is any de pendence ol the weather orr the phases of the moon, it is only to a degree quite imperceptible to ordinary observation."' ft is there fore true that observation has shown that, as a matter of fact, the moon ha rro influence upon and no coincidence with the changes of the weather, arrd there is no reason why it should have anv influence. At a rvi'.ent meeting of the Britij ish association irr Southampton, Prof. Leone Levy, read a paper on j crime in Great Britain. "Accord ing to the statistics issued,' the professor said, "the number of in dictable offenses within the last terr years in England, Wales, and Ireland indicated a slight increase in crime. In recent years, both absolutely and relatively to popu lation, it will be seen that the number of crimes reported to have beerr committed was uniformity smaller in Ireland than irr England and "Wales." From the figures in question it appears that during the five years ended in 1SS0, the ratio of crime per 1,000 of the popula tion was 2.00 in England and Wales, against 1.0 in Ireland. Tn 1880 2S persons were convicted of murder in England, against ' in Ireland. Offenses against morals were in the proportion of O.'il to the 1,000 irr England, against 0.04 I in Ireland. Since Prof. Levi deals I with "crimes reported" as well as the convictions, his expoe adds to the suspicion that the howl over crime in Ireland is too loud. Careful investigation has estab lished the certainty that a 1,000 pound steer rreeds eighteen pounds of good hay per day merely for his support. If he improves any he must have more. A steer, there fore, which has attained to that weight, but has rro appetite for any more food, or power of assirurla tion if he does eat more, is un profitable to the owner. lie is daily consuming valuable food with no increase. If a steer will demand atrd assimilate six pounds more per day, then one-fourth of his food goes to the profit of the owrrer. Atrd so on irr proportion to the amount he profitably con sumes and eonvei Is irrto meat, fat, muscle, etc., the more profitable is such stock. And this what stock men when they call stock good feeders. And this is one of the questions breeders and feeders must look to. Quite a sensation was created at a circus at Marquette, Mich., last week. In the act where a circirs rider, disguised as a drunken tramp, falls into the ritrg and wants to ride a horse, the ringmaster threw the drunkard out, and with much seeming indignation asked why there were no policemen around to keep order. A German policeman, who was standing by, and who knew the man bclotrged to the circus, felt indignant at hav ing the police abused, so he took the alleged drunken rrratr, and notwithstanding the circus people tried to explain the circumstances, he was hustled off to the lock-up and the act left out. After the show the proprietor went to the jail and got the performer out, and abused the policeman a little for be ing so officious. The policeman said, "Veil, a choke is a cheke, but ven a man zay vere is de bolice, and vy don'd dey arrest dat drunk man, den de Marquette bolice is In dot vicinity, and don'd you forget it, Mr. Circus, 1 bet you. ' Wi: SKILL KNOW. When rtic -silvery mit ha oiled u From the faces of ruir own. Oft we deerri their love has failed ie. Ami wc tread our path alene: We should see them near and tnsl.v. We should trust them day' by day. Never love or Maine unduly " If the mists were cleared away. We shall know a? we are known. Nevermore to walk alone, In the dawning of the morning, When the mists an cleared away. hen l he mists have risen above u, A our Father knows his own, Face to face with thoe that love us. We shall kirow as we an knewn: Love, beyond the orient meadow-., Floats the golden fringe of dav; Heart to heart we hide the shadows Till the mists have cleared away. We shall know a- we are known, Xoxermore to walk alone. When the Day of Life i.s dawning. And llru mists have cleared away. A Whale Stales a Ship. "Moby Dick," the name given by whalers in the Pacific to a fierce whale which attacks the largest ships, evidently has left a descendant to "the manner born." Art Australian schooner was at tacked by a whale arrd almost in stantlv Mink last March. The le viathan had rro sootrcr been de scried than he charged the vessel, arrd the attack was so sudden that nothing could be done to repel it. lie delivered a blow on the star board bow and stove a large hole. The captairr at orrce ordered the boat to be prepared for escape, and water and provisions being placed irr it, went below for the log-book and ship's papers, but the vessel sunk before he could regain the deck, and he perished. The receipts of the patent-office the last month wore ,S7,0 19.U, atr increase over the corresponding month of lS81,of W7,700.43. The receipts for eight months of this year amouiilculu 085,440.85 an increase over the same period last year ol ?iuS,Ubo.bU. Tire large increase is considerably in excess of the estimates, arrd Commission er Marble believes that the ac counts at the close of the present year will show that the receipts In excess of expenditures will amount to over one million dollars. The enormous amounts paid by the inventors of this coun try, show the remarkable strides our natron is making in manufac tures, arts and sciences. A few weeks ago the largest blast ever fired on the Oregorr and California railroad was set off near Stevens' camp. The charge con sisted of 2,700 pounds of Judson and 3,000 pounds of black powder. It was placed in a sixty-foot drill in the side of the mountain. The effect of the blast was simply tre mendous. It tore down the side of the mountain, dammed up the creek for a mile and blocked up the wagon road for abtnit a mile. The governors of Massachusetts cannot claim to have belonged to the aristocratic classes. Talbot was a factory lad, Rice a station er's clerk, Gaston a Connecticut storekeeper's son, JJoutwell a village storekeeper, Banks a "bob bin bo3'," Everett a clergyman's son, Emory Washburn a country lawyer, William 13. Washburn a manufacturer, arrd Andrew a coun try merchant's son. Bob Ingersoll is so powerful in his eloquence that ho can make arry juryman believe there is rro hereafter. "I consider it a great pleasure," writes A. J. Doak, Esq., manager American Douse, Amesbury,Mass., "to state that the inflammatory rheumatism which so severely af fected my feet, yielded at once upon a lew applications of the St. Jacobs Oil, which is woi thy of the highest recommendation." Loss of hair and grayness, which of ten mar the prettiest face, are- pro vented by Parker's Hair Balaam. 331111 nfnui.riii-nv wlafflRMIREiRlliU Is' JTOTZ IHKMAT1SM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Sell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and He'adache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth equali St. J.cor. Oil m a safe, sure, simple and cheap External Bemedj. A trial enUik but the comparatively trifling outlay of 60 Ceati, and crery sao suffer ing with pain can bare cheap sn-i poJiira proof of its claim. Directions in Eleven Languages. SOLD BY ALLDR.UG&IST8 ANDDEALEE8 IH MEDICINE. A. VOGELER & CO.. Baltimore, Xid., U.S.A. SHORT BITS. Fairness is a- trait of eh:ir.ictcr essential to everyone. A fretful djSpQsitiQjr calh 'a glornn aronntl t4ionsseiissor.' : Life is'Jpo-filioriiUo' be"worn out .bvl'exaTinTTrsnjTirretffcr Consult the "lips for opinions, the conduct for convictions. He wlio knows mast. m-Joves i most for wasted time. ' An effort made for the happi- I ness of others lifts rs selves. abovi SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER. Pain in the rihl Mtte, uinlt-r i-.!-.- .. ribs, increuMus ' pressure; -omctiiiie the pain K on the loll .-side; the p:itiei;l i; rarely able to lie on the left Mile; ome times the pain :-, Tell umh-r the sli.mlir ami is J-oniftiiiie-, lakcu for Itheuai iii-m ne- laKcu lor liiieum iti-m he Momaeh i affected with ! QrV IT I?T 1 V' tl ATI oandsieknoss;thob.melsil-ti-1-L'1-L HilXiL, In the nrin. The loss of npiretit in general ate co-tive, omot lines :iller xiallngwilh lnxitj ; tin; head is troubled with puin, accompanied vitliadu)l,lie.ny If you lm e any of the above symptoms voiimm eert-iinlv be enret' bv the iisa of ilii wi'iiiiiit. lii: MrLp" iivn' r II , When on liny SlrLiuio 1'ilN. insist ! on lmvinsr DIJ. C. McLAXl?S CKI.Tt:. i 1 i 1 sensation in me i-ieic part, l nereis reiser- i ,,f"11r".(i ,.. . iiV -,7iVl iir.n ni K u..U-t' m, allyuotnlil(nili!vlof.siriiictiinrnrciin- r"rl rlil ... ?. . . , ?.,.. w.oh im uleil rllli :i painful sensation r ' luuuitf 1.;,, "inn V.VVi! ?li".,:r"Jn11 iL1,0'-111-?" left Utldollw hOllltftllintS whlili ouht to '. ""i'J ll LV.'i in Z "mm K l7-n?r?1 have Wen done. A vlisht, dry cmigli is ''V' " '' l !, , ,,'pIl ""?! J rin sometimes attendant. 'Ihn patient eon.- ftSVVipr,M (M1,V- plains of ivearinexs and debility; lie is , l KhW-b ' -A" Vo Vvn'r'ti-i. i.ir,i. Atla .!. Ill & .Jll. t.i. 1F1 .& it.,2l CVJll.l iirm in me siiiii ins slums :ir.! uiw- 211111. t ni.rw....i. i,..,.c..i:.ii.i titfAV.;.A ....i.f sni'iit tiuteli tune in tlie Dot prnale . i.n7i..i..i tV. i,"i.. ,.r"i, -,,. ew,..i.. 1 m the Kislern .States. She i-omes with ......... A.:, .V;.i..V;i'ii..:...i.;f.:f hii:liist recoinniondations for her atti "' ' .... ... mentsrnwl skill as :i teacher of Pa "k iini " l'itt'uiindi l! an'1 1,rinriIMl of St. Helen's Hall recommend If you ean not set the uenulne 1K. ii"-infpanieiu m ihwi .wihwiiwi luiruiis i' ii..r. ivk-s nvi-K mns o,,.i o iwith entire eonfident-o, bcinjr well assured nr. cents bv mail. and we will sond them a,1 ll p "ovrr ""J" r u ,,,,,., "Pciu to vou . Instmclor, or one of more vaiied acqnire J " 1 inputs. sjP.d.lm FLEMI JtKOS.. rittlmi-Ii, Pa. , -- I" CELEBRATED lA i STOMACH Af 8lTTEBs Ihe true antidote totho cfTectsof musiiia is Ilostelter'? Stomach Bitter?. 'I'liia modi cine is one of tlio most iopular remedies of an ago of successful proprietary siecifie, and is in immense demand wherever on this Continent fever and agno exists. A wineriassful thrco times n day i tho best possible prcparativo fcr encountering u ma larious atmosphere, rceul&tinz tho liver, and inviaoratinslhe stomach. For sale by all DrmrgUts and Dealers gists illy. genera: ROSCOE'S FIRST CLASS Oyster Saloon. JS) hex .aiis stkfet. vstokia. twuiK rxDKi:sKixi:n is pleased to JL announce to the puldle that he ha" op ened a ruts? CLASH JE2svtxi& Souse , nd fttriiiNlir i'i first class tIe OYSTER--. HOT COFFEE TEA, EIC. AT THE Ladies and Gent's Oyster Saloon, CHEX.VMUS STREET. PIa-.m .M'tV mi a call. Roscos-'IIMXON', Proprietor' 1A.M. JOHNSON & Co., limn I ' hnnrl mr.n nn ojnubiiauuiuBdiiu it ? ami i hmI:i' oi'nll liiucls. , IJldcKs. lul-iii :uid If let Inline ol' :ill iv:c. i Tin (eiiuinc Ti'CSon Scot I'll Salmon not Twines. ! .tlenn:iil Twiiiesi Cnmits. nil ' .iVs-: Cupper Tipped Oars. Tin Jh'sI assortment of GROCERIES In Tzi. The ltel COl'lIKFS ami TKAS. Try on r Mel ioe Baiting IN m Icr Positively Hit hot over made. GAISZTSITX GrOOEtS of nil kinds put tip hybest Packer. Richardson's and Robliin's Canned fiooiR Term4 CunIi. Profits Small. CSTOIVK l"S A OALLnrn B. JB. FRANKLIN, UNDERTAKER, feHBMgB Comer Cas-. and Scuiemoque streets. ASTOK1A. ... - ORKOO.N DKAMUt IN WALL PAPER AND vljnixVV SHADES AND ItXDKKTAKKRS GOODS. i frntihi:itel :it avVir f'nlloifo. ami liat .since MlltllOs the ;iin- intintr and Dniwmtr. These oo;er the whole ;roiuul of i!!',t;!;?, V'' i.!7,"!nffi:,i,5,,f T ll,r 01 t-ndin in landscape, 1-lower and StTil-lifp .studies: Crayon. Charcoal. AVater Colors. lVneil, Pen anil Ink. and Decorative ArAl !'!. JlU.tt I'SPTi ....., .-... .... J"Jv i-l i.iuliv is n nrny cii iioer.u euu Delinquent City Taxes. TOlICi-: IS HMRGItY CIVKX THAT 1, LI the undersigned. Chief of Police, have Iht'cn furnished witii a warrant Irani the citi conned icquirin me to collect the taxes as sesseil for the ve.ir ISSJ. and now delinquent j iiion the list, and make leturn of the same tilhinsit davs. All parties o indebted win tlien-iore please i:iKe nonce ami govern tl!eiiicohfs:t.'Mrdiiiul. C.W. bArc.HKP.V. Chief of Police. Asturi.i. Ureoii. Si pteinbcr 1!). 1S2. NO FOOLISHNESS ! MUST MAKE ROOM ! 1 am about to lean fur San I'rauristo with Ihe intention of brinj;in;; tip the finest stock of JIWKMSY. WATCIIKS. AXI Nollil Ciold mitl Silverware, Kver olfercd to tlie Astoria public, and offer for sale at extremely iow prices the whole of my present stock. This is a bona flde offer. Solid sold Watches. Chains, Bracelets. Ear Kfns. Ilus. etc.. at manufacturer. prices. tSUSTAV HANSEN. FOR THIRTY DAYS ONLY ! ti:a:tIi:k -katata" Owing to her beins too small for our bui nos will be srld on reasonable terms. Applv at tlu ofllce of Cadollct & Co., Up per Astoria, lor particulars, wuen me uoai can bo seen JJADOLLET & CO. d-20d mSSKkWm 1Bi' Altr lli:iAltT31KT. f1MK fOUlS OF TKACHr.KH l.ONfJ KX- f B 'rr.i iii ; iir.lfMic llnll lina InT l.rr.n z W tt eg w w o o 30 2 r1 R H o O I 5f g r 2: P 1 iBO j 7 at .nzmm . -J f j WILLIAM HOWE, j -DKAl.r.K IX Boors, Windows. Blinds. Transoms. Lumber. All kinds of OAK LUMBER, j GLASS, Boat Materia!. Etc. - j Boats of all Kinds Made to Ordr. : ; JjEOrders from a distance promptly attended to, and satisfaction guaranteed in all cases. MISCELLANEOUS. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. P.RNTON- STttKET, NtLVlfc PAKKSK HOl'SJ-, ASTOKIA. - OREGON'. GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER feM AKEKo. - MliBf MAWNE ENfilNES Boiler Work, Steambiai Work.! - and Cannery Work a specialty. Of Hi I DeMriptionR uadr to Order' at hort 'otirc. A. D. "Wass, rrcsldent. .1. 0. IIustlkk, Seeretary f T ftiw Tiaiuiii.ii. Jonx Fox! Superintendent S.AHNDT & FEROHEN, ASTORIA. - OKI-ICON. The Pioneer Machine Shop.AsroKiA. - - - BLACKSMITH SHOP Boiler Shop !& All kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, -A.su- nrti a wnn a m nrniiir Promptly attended to. A specialty made of repairing CANNERY DIES, FOOT OF LAFAYETTE STREET. WILLIAM EDGAR, Corner Main and Cbenamus Stroot?, ASTORIA OREOOa CIGARS AND TOBACCO. TUcCelcbntea JOSEPH RODCERSiSOHS 6ENUIK ENGLISH CUTLERY AND THE GENUINE WOSTENHOLM and other English Cutlory. STATIOITERY! FAIRCHILD'S GOLD PENS Genuine Meershaum Pipes, etc. A fine stock of Watches aud .Few eiry, MHarie a-.i j ; Shot Ghum and Breeeli fiOadiai; RifloM, Kevelvcrs. PlntelM. and AaiMHaitlaa HAKIR GLASSES AUO A KINK: Assortment or line SPECTACLES and EYK GLASSES. t Notice of Sale. NOTICE IS HEREBY C.IVEX THAT THE undersigned- has sold his pawnbroker huslness In Astoria to Dock AVong. hehavlnu full consent to carry on the business. d-lwk DOCK CHUNG. -jmk- -- JSt- 5 t ,J kO TURKIMa AND Bracket Work A SPECIALTY. z:Ziz: osig-n BUSINESS CARDS. HOfxOKA', NOTARY PUBLIC, E. AUCTIONEER, COMMISSION AN . SUKANCB AGENT. D K. .1. :. SHAFTKK, o g 1H II1. ud SCKCF.N . ' , - lieat-MortirThretajM'ety. . wuiee over vuiin :, iric ptv:,, - ; $Z KoatKTl, .. -&ZSJS2JB iM4Mnuie AmmAfK Anent tor tlie TliniiTiin TTii liifiiriiifca fin of Hamburg, Germany. ad "or tiw 'Ifc'-.'-eJew' Life and Accident! lrni.Cm'Ot MMfST fr f'ftnn s. -f-n .r ""2i.-i. -Otilce In Pi thiau BuIwIb. JlMMgU. K?4 Jj?y a fiA: 34 rjKf.O F. FARKKR. SURVEYOR OF c'lat.iop Coniitaad City t Asteria jOJJce - Clienamus street, Y.M.C. A. haU F.1 WIXT03r' Attorney and Counsefor at LmiL eje-Ofiice in PUliian Ruildm?. Rdoras U, 12, OREOO. TAY TUTTIiK, M . D. fj PHYSICIAN AND 8UKGEON. Okfick Over the "White House Slor Rksidench Over Elberson's Bakery, oji-po-dte P.arth & Myers Saloon. 1 li. F1I.TOX. M . D. Ph- Hleian and Narea. oi'FiCK Over A. V. Allen's grocery 5irt. Roonw, at the Parker Hous ;F p. ;7 " PENTIST, ' ASTORIA. .... OSXQ8i Rooms in Allen's bnlldlns up stairs, earner of Ca and Sqeniocqbe streets. ' T K. I-aFORCK. DENTIST Denial Kooait rer Case's Store.' ChenaniiLs Street. - - Astoria, Ottxiy.i. j Q. A. BOWLBY. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Chenamus Street. - ASTOKIA. OfcEUtK ;W.T - - - ' VJI' 1 - b fo"dattheCourt Hous.. G. A. STINSON & CO., BLACKSMITHING, t At Capt. Rogers old stand, corner el Gs and4Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work, Howeaboetna. Wagons made and repaired. Good wafl: Bimrantee4l. Cleaning 2 EepaiHtig. ' ' -,' ' NEAT. CHEAr AND QUIOK. BY UKOKOE JiOVETT. Main Street, opposite N. I-oeb. BOOKS FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS.! CARL ADLEft. A complete stock ot School Bookstand school supplies. Any book used la Ut ui. lie .xcuooLs or Clatsop County can be objatoad at my store. QAKL AfiYtf; A.-J :vi -i kft v I ri- .t 5 j.-iHf v a j sir f , J li- . ,-sf - .