p) ranwamsaMM A Vol. xvn. Astoria, Oregcm, Saturday Morning, September 2, 1882. No. 132. IpmiIij tafottftti THE WIT, WISDOM AND PA- THOS OP CHILDHOOD m. ,. .i. smith, ol Jnaianapo- sllc mad,. answerj .Vliat'll 1 do, 11?, says: When my boy wasjmamma? They's nil the feet I've about four years old he was onen.0p day looking at some pictures of; A little irl who had not learn nngcls. Turninir to me said: 1 lm in.nn. r,f irUU nm! lvicc. "Mamma, do you know that when we get to heaven I can fly a great deal higher than you can?'" "What makes you think so my son?" "Wiry, didn't you ever see an old hen try to fly on top of a fence? It is all she can do to get up there, when the little birds, go way up into the sky. Mis. C.X. G. B., Charlotte, X. (.'., says: On one occasion our little boy, four years old, wanted to know how the good Lord made the moon stayup in the sky, and asked, "Does he tie it with a i ope?" Again, looking at the sky, which seems even to u" like an impenetrable coven ng, "he wanted to know' how the rain got through the sky?"' Again, being reproved for some misconduct, and told that he was :i naughty bo'j he replied, "The good Lord j loves me, anyhow! John W. Morton, of Fort Smith, Ark., writes: "Some time since I was speaking with my wife about TJianksgiving Day. My little br3r Ben, four years old, says, 'Mamma, what is Thanks giving Daj'?' She answered him saying it was a day set apart to return thanks to the Lord for the blessings He had bestowed upon us. Ben was not satisfied. He said, 'Mamma, what are blessings?' She said. 'Ben, they are the good things we have received.' 'Oh, Ben said, 'I have lots of Blessings, then.' Mamma wanted to know what they were. Ben said, '1 have a steam car, a new hat some nuts, oranges, candy, and a lot of nice pictures.' It. B.j was a little South Caroli nian, who could sing tunes like a mocking-bird before he could ut ter broken words in speech. So soon as he could talk, words and songs were joined with a rapidity and sweetness almost incredible. One Sabbath evening, when K. was but three years of age, the children of the family were re quested to name a favorite hymn to be sung. Each had a choice, and when it came to R.'s turn to make a selection, he astonished the whole circle by saying that his favorite hymn was the one that "God stammered m." The family were somewhat accustomed to JUs bright speeches, but this was be yond them; nor was the surprise lessened when the child explained, saying: "Don't God say, 'I, I am tlry God, and I'll never, no never, no never forsake?'' Of course it was immediately comprehended that "How firm a foundation,"' was the hymn selected, and which J?, himself sung throughout with great sweetness and power. It is related of another infant inquirer who was looking with great interest at a foaming pan of milk, that he suddenly exclaimed, "Mamma where do the cows get their milk from?" "Where do you get your tears?" was the an swer. After a thoughtful silence, in which the mention of tears had cvidenthy recalled certain associa tions, he again broke out, "Mamma, do the cows have to be spanked?" Little Jack had a Christmas present of a railroad. He hurriedly dragged out the engine, the cars, elc.j and searched the box, though it was visibly empty. "Those are all the things," said his mother; "what are you looking for?" "The accidents." Nellie has a four-year-old sister Mary, who complained to her mamma that her "button shoes" were "hurting." "Why, Mattie you've put them on the wrong I feat." Puzzled and ready to cry. j ; "" - h " -'- " ----j overheard, the other evening, her parents discussing the subject of a piano piece for four hands. 'l don't see how two people can play on the piano at one time," said she. "Oh, yes, they can," leplied her mother; "Think for a moment mv dear." "So tliev can." mamma.' answered the little one, after a short reilec tien: "one on the boonjr-boons: side and one on the tin-a-liug side." Younjr Oeonre 1. having im portuned his father for a horse, the indulgent parent presented him with the ancient steed which for years had carried him about the city streets. A few days afterward the affectionate son interviewed his father and renewed his request, saying: "Father, cant you give me a horse a little, nearer my own age, that would be more of a com- panion for me?" Sunday Maga zine. Stonewall Jackson at Cedar Mouii' tain. An evewitness of the battle of Cedar mountain describes the ap pearance of the confederate Gen eral Stonewall Jackson on the day of the battle, August 9, ISC?: "When the dead were being bur ied I saw for the fust time General Stonewall Jackson. He was stand in an open field quietly observ ing the ambulance corps perform ing their sad duties, with that gay "cavalier Gen. Job Stuart by his side. He was dressed in a faded gray suit, looking quite aus-J tere, as Stuart, with his accus tomed hilarity, chatted merrily of the events which had recently transpired. I approached to with in a few feet of where the' stood, to get a good look at the general whose fame had already become world-wide. And during the half hour 1 was near him T never heard him speak or saw him even smile. Stuart did all the talking, while Jackson's eagle eye was scanning the movement on the field in our fiont." A twenty-fivc-ycars' quairel has been ended in New York. Two brothers named Lj'on have been engaged in the wholesale paper business for a quarter of a centu ry. During this time they have had an almost continuous dispute over questions of trade. Finally, about a fortnight ago, the elder brothel got an injunction dissolv ing the partnership and the busi ness was put into the hands of a receiver. A more striking case of brethren not dwelling together in harmony is seldom seen outside of ward politics. Tombstone miners aie now en gaged in prospecting the upper waters of the Yukon river, in Alaska, a region which is said to be of great mineral wealth. The region is accessible only during the brief northern summer, and then it is not reached without great hardship. If anything could toughen a man for this work it would be the wrestle with the heat and Apaches of Arizona. For any one who survives the dangers that beset the prospector in the south ern territory Alaska will have no terrors. Scientists now concede" that parts of Kansas, and the adjoining states of Missouri, Iowa and Ne braska, were once covered by a fresh- water lake. Do you suffer from biliousness and liver complaint? Nothing equals Plunder's Oregon Blood Purifier in relieving these diseases. The Egyptian War. Constantinople, Aug. ol. Evi dence abounds that the Turkish population is favorable to Arabi Pasha. The Yakit announces that great victories have been won by Arabi Pasha. The Djeride states the British lost 4000 in the fiaht at Rnmleh and lying repoit are industriously circulated. Military advisers of the porte coutinuo to urre the riarht to land Turkish troops at Alexandria as indispensable. Lord DufFenn re fuses to insert such a clause in the military convention but consents to place on the record a proviso that the English and Turkish staff may subsequently have power to modify the military programme in case of necessity. The porte is dis posed to agree to this and consent to landing of Turkish forces at Ab onkir subject to ultimate agree ment between the respect i ve gen erals. Tlie Indian "War. Calabasas, Aug. 30. A special to the Star says: people arc com ing in in large numbers from the surrounding country and the re ports of Indian depredations are confirmed. A fight is reported in the south end of Patagonia moun tains. The Indians defeated min ers and ranchmen. The Sierrato district has been abandoned and seven people thus far reported killed. The Apaches number about 100. The Grecian "War. Athens, Aug. ol. An ollicial dispatch from the frontier announ ces that the Turkish commander de manded an armistice which Greece w'.is willing to accept provided Turkish troops withdrew from the points they occupied. This the Turks refused and it is reported hostilities arc recommenced. The government is displaying increased activity in military preparations five hundred troops arriving on the frontier daily. Yellow Fever. Brownsville, Vug. 31. Fifty- two new cases and three deaths two Mexicans and W. K. Carberry, manager Western f'nion telegraph office. Some new cases in Fort Brown, among them Major With erell, 3Gth infantry. The mail to Iiio Grande City is ordered stop ped. Eight deaths in Matamoras. The. weather is very sultry. If you have white paint that has turned yellow, take a little sale ratus on 30 ur sponge and rub over it, washing oil with clean water, and 3on will be surprised to see how much improvement -ou have made. Saleratus is also good for taking grease from shelves, tables, floors, etc. Spread it thickly over the spots, just dampen a little, and leave it for a few minutes, then scrub it with soap and water. TmlianapoVs Journal. A cow reared on a farm where she is to remain is more valuable to her owner than a strange cow. She is acclimated. She is acquaint ed with the herd with which sho must associate. She is familiar with the lands from which she ob tains her food, and can travel over it better than a strange cow. In consequence of these things sho will 3'ield more milk and be moro profitable. In one of Penns3'lvanias rural hotels, recent, a chambermaid at tempted to drive a nail with the butt of a revolver. But when a bullet went down and through her sleeve she stopped. She was not hurt. Probably the youngest bride in the countrj is Mrs. Thomas Payne who is only eleven and one-half years old. Her husband is a cler gyman in South Carolina. SYfVlPTOS OF WORMS. The 'i:i.;cirnie ' Pr.lo aud lecJen- coSu'tV. Willi ku"i sm! Jliwh' of a Ir curii -. nJ sj-o; . uiie or hoth flipc!; The ey '- hip '!! tf psipiK li'itc; aiaz-ji ii.Irif tt... i5"iis the Inner t o.t'a-liil: jh. in-,.' . ..t'SJoJ. -wflis. sjhI ' poii.j i:ne- lilw!;:i sv ollm,; eft: ic upper lip: ijc-.isii.j.jil licMiliit'Jie, v:tli humiutng or ilno'jbin:: of llu oars; nn unus;i.) crel'on of .jivu; !iuty ..i fnrri-jl loimni; !re r I: ver fnii),iMriiciilii! In the morn- J lust; :s:.iM!e vuimWe, MJinoiiiiie- oiv- lius with a Riiuuinz :-on-.lion nf Hie ! ttmiv-li;:ti others cniirely gene: lift 1111,5 ' jitins iu the t"iii.t :; cwislonnl iiiiui ::ml vomit iim: io.fiu iains throughout Ills nlaom'H; l md mri;itlr, :it tiuioq iittliw: MioK limy, i.t.t unfit. iticiillv t! uteri uitIili!4MMl;lK'llyv.ullr.iiitiiilii ml;, lui :ii- uirijiii ,:'"iMriiinmw --.1(iji:iii mi- cult anil ju-eoiaptiiikMl iylifi'cou;li;i-mi;;li viiiieiiiui'itiry end cuiivuLVn e: mien A ami lMur!KJ .sleep, withgrindinSift he ice'h ; i.-inper arkible, luig-Uftrall "frit i!!-. Whenever the atwc 'wiiitom ir loiuul In ccl-t, IMS. C. McliAXFAS vi.iiiifFrm: will certainly olfct n eurv. In fiuIng Vermifuge be .Mile vim -..i.' thf jrcnuino DK. C. McLANE'S KK ii I'ltii:, luannfaptnrcd by Fleming Urm.. M Wood Street, Pittsburgh, I'm. I'lif mr.rlret U full of counterfeit. You w ill lie riiiht if it has the signature t Vt.-m-in;c Itros. and C McLnnc. If your storekeeper does not h: t ihe tfcmiinr, please reiort to 11 .Send im a three cent tump for I lumd. some ndvrrtWnjj curdc. FLEJUXd BKO.S.j Pittsburgh, "'a. A. M. JOHNSON, IlK.VI.CR IN SHIP CHANDLERY, Groceries, Provisions. Cheese, BUTTER, ECCS, ETC. I'AXN'ED ISOOn.S OF AA. KlXllS. B,RCoHempandMri,,a Salmon Net Twines, Drilling, Jib Hanks, view irons, inimDies, mast Hoops, And ;i!l oilier tiling iitVileil to lit ul e-.s,-N of all kiiuLs. XKXT DOOU TO TYTniAX MALI- King of the Blood Is not a "c urc oil." it iinlilooil-inirifiorniiit tonic. linpiintvofthcMootliHrLSoiwlhes. tem, derange iih clrenlatloii, and tlins In duce1; inanv dlsonIer-5, known Iiv difleient nainfs to (IhtinKiiKh them ni-i-ordinc ti ef fetts, but heiiiR really bnuiciiei oriiua-sesur that great generic disorder. Impurity or Blood. Sneh are Dui)C)i:a, lliUlmwu, JAvcr Cotniilaliit.Comttpalioii.Xcrrnu Dis orders. Haulaehe, Jlachache, General ll'ui; (?. Ileal I nicac,Draiwu, Kidney Dhtart . Pile, Ilhcumatlon, Cahmh. Serofuht, Shin Dtenxlcru, Pimples. Ulcers. Sirclliivj, Ac. Ac Kins ol Hie IMooit prevents and cities these liyattaeking the catuc. Itnputltv 1 ofthe blood. Chemists and ph VMelam agree ; In tailing it "the most genuine" and ellk-ient preparation for the punse." Sld bv Drug gist. 1 per bottle. See testimonials'. dine tlon.&c.in pamphlet. "Treatise on Diseases ; ot the Wood.' wrapped around each lKittle. I). KAXHOM.SUX & CO.. J'miiis Ituffalo. X. V. Peruvian liltfcr OinchonA Ujbra. The. Count Cinehnn w:s H mjiauisli Vieero in JVru in HC50. The t'nunlevj. Ills wile, was prostrated lv :m intermit-' tent fever, from which she wai freed bv the 110 of Hie natiw reineav.lho r'ru vinn htii k, or. n it :i called in the laiiRuajie ol the country. "Quinquina.' , Gralcfui for her rct'o or , on her return to Kurojjf in inrfc!, she' introduced the remedy 111 .Spain, when' it was known under various names, until Linn:eus called it Cinchona, in honor of the ladv ho had brought thorn that which was more precious than the jinld of the Incas. To this day. nftcr a lajse of hvo hun dred and fifty years, science has given us nothing to lake its place U etlcctu ally cures a morbid appetite for Mimu lauLs, by restoring the natural toue of the stoiuacli. J t attacks exce.s-.ive Kve against malarial fever tonlay as thev were in me nays 01 lite old .Spanish Vieerojs?. We guarantee tlie ingredi ents ot the.se bitters to be aboluleIv pure, and of the bor known qunlitv. A trial will sati.sfy you that this is tlie best bitter in the world. "The proof of ; the pudding is in the i-.itinc.' and v.e , willingly abide thb test, lorsale bv . all druggi.sts, groecis am liqilor d( alers. Order it. l.oeb & Co., agents forAstoria. VarionH 'ar Adancing years, caie, MekiHs, H annointnient. and liereilit:ir-iirtiiUmici. . tion all operate to turn tlie hairgrav, and either of them inclines it tembed: prematurely, avkksjiaii: Vioonwiil restore faded or gray, light or red hair ! to a lich brown or ilnmi hlnofc. n mnv ' be deucd. It softens and cleanses the scalp, giving it a healthv action. It re moves and cures dandruff and humors. Uv its use falllnc Imlr i nliwl-m' o.i a new growth will be produced in all cases wncrc inn ionu-ii nn. nn i. stroj-ed or the glands decayed. Its ef- iL-uis iuc iiL-nuTuiuiy miowh on nrasnv, weak, orsickly hair, on which a few ap plications will pioduee the gloss and iresuness 01 youui. liarnuess anil sure in its onemtinn. ih 13 liiontunorliln o .. drepsinir.nnd iso.sieeinilvvnliiAl litiia soft lustre and richness of tone it im parts, it contains neither oil nor dve, and will not soil or color white cambric: vet it lasts loner on the hair, ami l-oonc ;i fresh and vigorous. ton sale nr all Dn.u.Ki:s. Kcmember Frank Fnbre's icecream Itls par excellence. " iij1 01 liquor as u tioes aTever.and destroys both alike. The pmvcrrul tonic virtue of the Cinchona is pieservcd in this-; IVruvian nitters. which are as- efiWHi 1 ROSCOE'S FIRST CLASS Ovsior Saloon, L rV.KS ML"S STKKKT. ASTOKIA. Tim: I'NiMiKSir.M-j) is pi.easkd to aiinniiuco 10 ihrIpuL!:i that he hn op enfil .1 PHWT t'fiASS 3S2Ltixx& House , ml runiHjrws in ni r-lass le oystk;:-. iit com:K ti:a. irrr. . vr tiik Ladies and Genl's Oyster Saloon. ciiKX.vm's sTJ:i:r.T. !'li.Ki iiu n rail. ilOSCOK DIXON", lroprii?ioi- Wilson & Fisher, SHIP CHANDLERS. liK.vi.nn in Iron. Steel. Coal. Anchors, Chains, TAR, PJTCH, OAKUM, WUOffMIT AND fl."T GAI.V.VNI7.RO "V:iils. Copper IVails aul ISnrrs. Shelf Hardware, Paints and Oils Rubber and Hemp PacR'mq of all Kinds. PROVISIONS. rr.oi'it Asra 3iirx Fr.n. Agent foi Salem rioiiring SlilK. Corner Chrnaimis ami Uainillnn .Streots ASTOIMA. OREGON. i B. FKANKLIN, UNDERTAKER, , &A 5? I'orner (tv? and K.iueniorlip reet, ASTOUIA. ---- OltKCON I'KVI I i: IX WALL PAPER A XI) WINDOW SHADES AM) UXDEKTAKEHS GOODS. Plain and Fancy SEWIWG OP ALL KINDS! hei in.nle in the lies: sJIo rrnm "." to K. Sntisfnotion Gnnrantocd. JmS. GfEO. TLHLJKK. Xet door to Weston House, jell Boat OtxiXc5lln.8r. WILLIAM HOWE i lax ins lately ret unied from British Coluiii M:i. N t lip round at hN Oi.ti si'AM) IN r.ItAVS r.l'ILDIXC hrie lie isdtiiu r'lItVI'-t'l.ASS AVOItK OXIjV. It. I". .sTI FN'S. c. s. i:i:ovx ox5?"sr BOOK STORE. Whore mi will lnnl all the stamlaol works or the day, niul aronstaiiilyehanslnc siivk of iui cities and tanev articles : we keep the lest assortment or "variety jcoods in the eit. Pocket Books. Picture Frames. Steroscopes, Mu sical insiruments, Sheet Music, Bijou terie, & Celluloid . - - Goods, etc., etc. 1: i".nti:vj:x.s&co. LEATHERS BROS., BOAT BriLDERS. I'l Stall's over AHXDT A JFF.HCHEV.S I'lKST- CLASS WOKIC A SPKCIAI.TV. Take Notice. John Rogers, Centra! Market, Has received a large livt oiro or DAltKELS. AND HALF BARRELS of the best quality. And b now ready to supply Butchers Can neries and all others, cheap for cash. " v j - " V IrfiflPKhwCT kS9i t H f Wk H! " ft if '.'H .. j. jr ct L a r- im v J m -." m llI6 U J m po .g I I HSf -f- "?- r 2 iw I MISCELLANEOUS. S. ARNDT & FERCHEN, ASTOKIA. - OKECJON. The Pioneer Machine Shop BI.ArKSMiTM 'SHOP: 3fv yg Boiler Shop All kinds of ENGINE, CANNERY, AXIl STEAMBOAT WORE l'romptly attended to. A specialty made of repairing CANNERY DIES, TOOT OK LAKAYETTi: STIIKKT. ASTORIA IRON WORKS. IIRNTON SntFKT. XK.VRlMKihi: HOUSE, ASToitiA. -;oi:m:oN. j GENERAL MACHINISTS AND BOILER MAKERS. LMDlMARIUtiH Boiler Work, Steamboat Work, and Cannery Work a specialty. CAfiiTivrra- Or all IlcAcrlntionH maile to Order al Short Notice. A. D. "Wass, I'n'sldent. J.u.JiusTi.KR, secretary, j Jonj-Fox', Superintendent. WTLLTAM UMAP - "- - Corner Main and Chonnuiua Stroota. ASTORIA ORTClON DK.VLKS IX CIGARS AND TOBACCO. The Celebrated JOSEPH RODCERS ic SONS GENUINE ENGLISH CUTLERY AND THE GENUINE W0STENH0LM and other Kn!iih 'Cutlery. STATIONERY I FAIRCHILD'S GOLD PENS Genuine Heershaum Pipes, etc, A line itock of Watche.. ami Jewelry. Xnaale ami Itreeeh IeatUiis: Sliot Onus ami Itiile, KevoIveiH. IMsloIs. and Ammunition X Alt IXK GTiANSKS w 1 ALSO A FINK Assortment of fine SPFrrACLLS and 1YE GLASSES. WILLAMEnE UNIVERSITY. 3."50 Students auil JO lroro.ors mill Instructors. . Kour dillercnt courses in the CoIlefe. and m in the Academy including a i:u.sine,vs course and Teachers' course for which diplo mas are awarded. 'Jwcntv-two new rooms added to the Woman's College. JS144.00 h. all It costs a younjr man for tuition and board for a year. 8183.09 is all that it costs a ladv for tui tion and board in the Woman's "rolien n year. CTl-UKSX-lEKAL BLGINS SElTi:.iir.F.K 1.1882. Send for Catalogue to Tim. I'nn Npnr I'pAuldnni d-al-lm Saleni. nrcf-nn. $100 REWARD!! WIM. BE PAID UrON" INFORMATION t? lending to the conviction of any party REFILLING Peruvian Bitter Bottles. Till" nnmiXC tt Cllnli n.rer.. ...! ;n.. will also he published in every leading news paper. WILMERDING & CO.. San Francisco, Cal.. General Agents lor Peruvian Bitters. LOEB & CO.. Agents Astoria. tlCvw9Kui;i r4K3fltEsn'! ii aOl? SP S 23 h 2 X m 9 at 2 3 CO Q -n om o m tm C"W ZC0 o S C9 r 2 ?S o S BUSINESS CARDS. NOTARY PUBLIC, AUCTION KEK, COlDnSSION AKD. SURAXCE AGEK1. IK. J. V. Nil AFTF.ft, (UF.CTSCHEK. AltZT. ' llHea.seK ofthe Threat a Specialty. Ofllce over Conn's Drug Store. rjEIiO F. PARKJSK. SURVEYOR OF Clatsop ilounty.ai City f Aatvrla Olflce:- Chenamas street, Y.ar.C. A. hall, ltoom X'o. 8. J. . BOZORTH, !'. S. 4'ountiUsIoBer, JfeUry PnhUcfmm iBguraaee Accat. I Agent tor the Hamburg-Bremen Fire Ins. Co. , of Hamburg. Germany, and -ot the Trav elers- uie ana Accident ins.co., or nan ford. Conn. Oaico in Pythian Building. Rooms 11, 12. Tjl . WI3ITOW, Attorney and Counselor at Law. e"Oaice in FythtanBulTdinjc. Rooms 11, 12. ASTORIA, -.- - OEEQON. TAX TlITTIiK. M. . PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OfFicE-Over the "White House Store. Rksidexck Over Elberson's Bakery, op posite Iiartn & Myers' Saloon. A L. FFITOX, M . r. Physician aad HmrgMm. j OFFICE 0 or A.V.AUea'a grocery store. Rooms, at the rawer House. inp p. hicks, , " PENTIST, l ASTORIA, - - . OKKOOM , Kooms hi Alleu'rt building up stairs, corner j ofCassand Sqemocqne streets. . rt T nnnrrn " ' I I l. A. JlUVXiOI. ATTOKXEY AT L&Yt. ' Chenamus Street. - ASTORIA. OREGOU W; T. RriOET. ATJORKEl' AT JJLW. .May h(. found at tho Court House. q n. B.irx 4c co., locor, w DKAIXn, IX Indewa, Bllate, Tm N6BH, Lmnber, Ktc. All klud? or Oak Lumber, flb, Boat Ma terial, etc. Turning and Bracket Work A SPECIALTY. Steam Mill uearTVeiton hotel. Cor. Uen- 1 evive ana Asiorsireeis. HEADQUARTERS Fosters Emporium. (ost Complete Stock In Asttria , FlTeiVOvlis! FlCLgSi Fruits Both ForelH aad Oaaieatlfi Wines and Liquors Of Superior Brand. , FOSTER'S CORNER, 0 E 6KDOCK G.A.STINSON & CO., BLACKSMITHING, l At ('apt. Koaen old stand, corner of Caw andCourt Streets. Ship and Cannery work. Horseshoeing. Wagons made and repaired. Good wotk guaranteed. Barbour's No. 40 I2-Wy SALMON TWINE! CORK iiR LEAD LINES, SEINE TWINES. jA Fu Stock Now on Hand. HENRY DOYLE & C0. 511 Market Street, Htm FraaelM Sole Agents for the Pacific Coast. .