-ir! OJ rr ttt7'mi "r aMMaoiBMgapaaBi''ii""""sggoMJL!oiiLiiti-'i'MiM'"''inr)iTWTiHW ASTORIA OKKM:r FRIDAY...... 3L.VRCH. 10, lv2 J.T. UtLLVttM ,.:.4!ltur. LJlerarv. It is the province of a great and glorious government liUe ours to encourage the fine arts to foster literature and to indnjcb.such a de gree of culture ontEc;part of it- citizens as shall make them com pare favorably with' the, old world denizens whaTlook upon us as be ing crude and new. 'Whether this be so or not it is as well to put such charitable construction on certain of the government's acts: a considerable degree of charity is at times needful to cover some of Uncle Sam's pranks. Sometime ago the happy idea originated in the brains of some one in authority, that our consuls should make themselves useful as well as ornamental, ly furnishing monthly reports from the countries where they arc stationed. These reportsire duly transmitted and published by our p.iternal and be nevolent government in pamphlet form, and for the last five months have been " duly arriving on our desk in this northwest corner of the national dominion. They fill a hitherto existing vacuum in the literary world; the system is so or nate, so severely classic, so varied in subject aud so perspicuous in detail that the work in question though not a thing of beauty ". in deed a joy forever. The Patent Office reports were in former years our unfailing m-lace-in hours of despondency or .seasons of respite from careo inci . dent.to the profeson, but a new joy fills our soul when w e peruse the effusions of those genial pirits who represent this government in other and dryer climes; and who are paid big money by our good, kind ta payers, the Atnericau people forfurnishing sueh pabu lum to any one who cares to read. These essays are on every subject under the sutyand some of them range beyond that useful luminary: . nothing is "too high, or loo low, or too.deep, or too hot,' or top heavy for our friends the foreign consuls to ponderously discuss. We never realized before what a vast amount cffljudding knowledge but awaits the consulship appointment ere it bursts into bloom, and disdaining to blush unseen or wasto its sweet ness on the foreign air, semis fra grant monthly missives across the sea to gladden the hearts of those they've left behind. Looking through these rare pro ductions we find many priceless gems of thought scattered along the shore of the great ocean of statement. For instance, our good consul DoCkey," writes from Leeds, England: "Free trade might bu a first-rate thing.in an unreal or communistic world, but it will not do in ours. Policy governs nations as well as individuals! and it is quite possible that there should be all policy and no principle .in some special appli cation of free trade, which I must say would constitute a very dis- creditable exception." Far be it from us to criticize, but in all humility we meekly suggest that if the government would issue a supplement, or extra, or some thing, with an explanation as to what that means, it would bo to us a source of infinite satisfaction. In a communication from the gentleman who reflects honor upon his country at Ottawa, Canada, we find that '".labor is fairly reman er ated,"and that '-the country is re garded as being in a highlv pros perous condition." This gives us the worth of our money as far as Canada is concerned. Mr. Rider, in charge of the na . "tion's honor at Copenhagen, tells us that "the expansion in dairy thrift develops so rapidly that be fore one has time to look around it is found to be in quite another . stage." We do not at present re call any passage in Scott or Byron that, is" more fraught with sup pressed raoaniug than tho above from Mr. Rider. Our local fishermen will learn 1 with interest the statement from ' Consul S.niih, of Nagasiki, that'H"e 4 tji-int-r.'Mcl, and the ,ir, . n- , ., , .. r , - i cost of nut in tho lanmwsran v.I.i pan affords the best fishing! , I . ,, . , , ' - f pudiKtid! sin the htMcrn in-ukfi gioaiidsin the unncrse." Thougn svdiiaer t,un cu) ,j(, fo,11(l ;n "the universe" is by all accounts a janv ,thrr part of our national do- very extensive affair, yet it cannot but be that Mr. Smith speaks ad-1 visedly in this first class puff of j our friends, the Japanese. He also volunteers theiufoniiation that.'-the fish is much reverenced in Japan." It is a matter of regret, that their cousins the Uhinese do not seem 1 to share in their regard for their finny friends. ! Consul Wilson ot Palestine, tells us that in the Holy land, the publican "is rich;" the similarity in the condition of our American publicans will rcadiiy strike the average American reader as being corroborative of Mr. Wilson's re marks. The high-toned Spencer v. ho looks out for his country's interest at Melbourne, describing a pair ing, kindly states that, "The far-reaching arohitectui.il perspective; the multiplicity and oiunptuousness of the sculpture; the scattered lights, broken, col ored, softened, and refracted In the richly-tinted media of ruby, emerald, amethyst, and sapphire: the dim twilight hovering about the vaulted rools, with their carved bands and bosses, and paitially veiling the receding aisles; t!ie subdued glory of the great oriel window liambovant with a thou sand gorgeous colors; the puiple gloom of seme of the distances; the chastened splendor of some ol the altar-pieces and acclesiatical vestments: the delicate tracciy of some of the laoe-like eanojms overshadowing the statelv figures of saints and inaitvis; ihclucmt gleam of the fiesher statuary; the graceful beauty of what is known a- the pillar of angels: and the metallic glitter of the furniture and ornaments of the high altar, combino to produce a most im pressive atsemble.'" We had supposed that '"bands and bosses" were distinctinctivo attributes of American civilization, but now see how greatly wo have erred. Mr. Adams contribute a thoughtful article on the nnnufac ture of Xiimburger cheese, and gives a valuable table of the rel i tive merits of different cheeses, in which we arc glad to see that the Limburger and Sehweitzer- kase lead grandly in point e: strength and staying qualities. Let us take lieart and rejoice. The gentleman who is in government employ at Ghent proudly re Calls the fact that a cow was there .iven a bronze medal "for iier per MSten.ce" supposedly in giving milk. Well, vv ith u5, men who go to conventions to veto for a presi dential candidate, get bronze med als; why shouldn't tho cows of Ghent be gratefully remembered 'for persistence," likewise. We note the pleasing fact th it all departments of literature are given duo prominence; fact and fancy, truth and fiction, belles let ters and biography, "art- and sci ence are all cared for; nor are the ifioro critical attributes of litcrarv pursuits neglected. We find keen and cynical critics, men who are blase and look "with ill-disguised contempt upon us - raw Western people who have not had tho ad vantages of dwelling in Euiope m capitals. From the ancient town of Aix La Chape'lc, the to"m! of! Charlemagne, a. youth to fortune and to fame unknown, who signs himself '"James T. Du Bois," wires sarcasm from his finger c'nds be cause, forsooth, some of the O. R. & N. Co. fellows have presumed to send immigration pamphlets. Hear him: . , "If the pamphlet is issued by a committee of patriotic gentlemen concerned in Northwestern immi gration, it announces in glowing terms that all of the region north of tho thirty-ninth parallel and west of the Ohio river is the gar den spot of the new world, wheic nature gives so bountifully thai man has only to stretch out iiis hands and receive. It is the para dise of the immigrant and the fanner's fruitful harvest home. It has, according to the modest opin ion of the committee, more lakes 1 ana. rivers, sum i:iu sauie larger, and deeper, and eontabr moie fish than anv ntiior vi.orimi Otlier bt'ttlOU of the western hemisphere. It: transportation facilities are more complete, thf railroad offi. ial- more main, its forest lands grow trees v. Inch attain bucli an immense height that cones falling from the pines have to "take good aiirj in order to strike the earth; in iliort it is, in the humble estimation of the aforesaid com.iiittee, a broad expanse of fertile.prafrie, burdened tita-wiu.ab anu -oonvjcticccwn. y rrpat reaches of- valuable- timber. ian() where tho farmer and the lumberman find life so prosperous "d agreeable that they vigorously i -... ri.-i. tt object to death; Our admiration for such wither ing diction as the above is tem pered with a feeling that only resembles sadness as the mist re sembles the rain, when we think what a national loss it is to have such a genius as our Aix La Chapelle man doomed to expatri ation. Taking these repoits all through, t.hey are as entertaining as anything in that line can be; the authors are so fumy when they try to bo serious and so full of bathos in parti intended for pithes that they, after all, servo a good purpose in affording amuse ment to tho folks who are not consuls and can only read and tremble. KLW TO-DAY. AUCTION SALS. . SATURDAY, MARCH II, II A.M. -:ro.l fcatMl I'.irnilurc r.u! MiiidrJrs, At : ly auction room. t'. fUIOlDnv. Auctioneer" NEW CHOP HOUSE. aTIi J. ?T. FROIPJIAN, former v ot the 11 2. j'uivnc House. I'ortlaial.is triad to an nounce to the public aud his nan fr.onds ix.-.i nc nas ('pencil a Coffee and Chop-Kouse onCav! Street, next door to IliP Astoeiax offi '. Clious and Meaks cooKcd to order. The Pioneer Restaurant. MAIN STREET, - ASTORIA, OGN. (Formerly Kept by 3Irs,'Arr!xonl EIsi Seen Flfte.l up iiml lie -opened iy tine W. IIXSLLY. T! e tables r.re kept "nest and clc&u aud ar supplied witlitlia very test the market afford"". . 05-11 ompt aid obliging waiters are hi loustaiit attendance. SOL. SIIHTMC MAliKS IlCKa TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT; SIEAM DYKING AND CLEANINU. Shipper & t?ybko. - Proprietors, No. It, Oak Mreet, I'OKTLVND, - - - - OREGON. 1'RICE LIST : 1 mis m ide to order from - - SHOD 0(.rroaU - - - 13 00 -nits in ide " ' -.- . 2joo D.ess salts - - - 35 00 Alargsrssortmcntof Suitings alnajs on h md. KeiiaHns dono tilth Neatness and dis patch. Cimluj done Free for Purchasers VliU inailc lo Order frum $?3 00 aiid IptTUICls. I'crlecl Fit CnaRiiitreil or no Sale. iUlli & IIECflT'S lW3 d. a. -A.ND ARE THE BEST. And co.t no more than other brands ; and If tl.c Merchant with whom jou trado docs not'Ueep our Goods.lt is because it pays better to sc.l a pair of Boots or Shoes eerj two months than every four or five. WE GUAKANTUU EVERY PAIR WE MAKE. All Merchants in good credit can procure tltese Goods at our Warehouses in Portland or San rr.tni.isco. Try our '-HERCULES"' Patent Boots HECHT BROS. & CO. Cifv Treasurer's Notice. life W $W r ' itoticp re tiriirnv ihvev titat.ii iS nuistiudinWcirrants or orders due by . Jus City of Asinru, win no paid on presen .itlniitnihii undcrsiirned at his offlen. In. tiwaf. will cejse on aud after this date. j Astoria, March 7, i832. MISCELLANEOUS. lien , (succor, to r-AOBLirx) . Wholesale and roMJl dfcj'er lo. Prwi&loss, Glass and Plated Ware, TROPICAL AND DOMESTIC FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. Toetbw with Wiiies,lliuOrsJTotecofiCips The largest aud most compute stork1 of goods In Uielr line to bo found In thi city. Corner of Cass and Squemooqhe Strwt1!. ASTORIA. OREGON. B. B. FRANKLIN, UNDERTAKE??; xS w& Comer Cass and SquemoipVo streitn. ASTORIA. - - - . - I.IRI-.GON dkm.ee in . WALL PAPER AND WINDOW SHADES AND """ UNDERTAKERS' GOODS. Leinenweber.? Co., C. lETOf WEBKB. rt - . lU rB0W ESTABUSUEO 160S. ., f ASTORIAOKKGON, TAMERS AHD'CORRIERS, .Manufacturers and Import pi's of A LI. KINDS OF ' . XjF A,'3?"",gSS3Eg. AND "CIKDING. Wholesale Dealers In OIL AND TALLOW. es-fflgtiest cash price paid for Hides and Tallow. Stenhans Varieties GRAND OPENING. A LirELT EXTERTAIXJIIiXT Ha c a new bowling allev. the torgct and best In town. Admittance free. yyat HOWE. BOAT BUILDER, AT THE OLD STAND. GRAY'S BUILDING FIKST CLASS WOKK A SPECIALTY. HANSEN BROTHERS, Architects and Builders, All kinds ol House work- done at Hhortest notice. Shop Corner of Csss and Astor Street, 1 ASTORIA, - - - - OREGON .. K. Ct. SfiCXTH, Importerandi Wholesale dealer In Cigars and Tobacco, Smoker's Ar ticles, Playing Cards, Cut lery, Etc., Etc , Tho lament and-finest stock of Meerschaum and Amber goods in the city. Particular at tention pairt to orders from the country and veisels. Chcnamus street, Astoria, Ongon. THEO.BRACKER. Manager. Fainter and Rufiher, V DEALERS IN' OLNEY, - - - OREGOX Sheriff's Notice. THE jJTATE. COUNTY, AND STATE School Taxes for the j ear 1831, are uow due and can be paid at mj ollice at tbe Court House. r A. M. TWOMBLY. lUwtf Sheriff and Tax Collector. SHIPPING .TAGS TflE BEST QUALTTV, WILL BE SOLD "by the bandredror by the box. printed or puis, to ault ctutoae; irv&t Tee Astosus oSce. MISCELLANEOUS. Weo . w . Mimie 117 Wholesale and Retail Deafer "GROCERIES, Provisions, Lumber, ETC., ETC.. ETC. Fislierniens-nnd. Cannery SUPPLIES A SPECIALTY. AGENT 1'OR THE San Jose Fruit Packing Company,. AND TH.E San Francisco Chemical ASTORIA - - - OREGON. MAKTIX FO.U'.D. J, J. bTOKr.S, EOAED & STOKES, V lioleale nnd retajl dealers in Wood and "Willow-ware, GROCERIES. Tobacco. Cigars, Wines and Liquors l'Ol'.EIGN AND DOMESTIC Fi'uits and Vegetables, EE,sae5"iyK, eeko, AND COUNTRY PRODUCE. A2.D General Commission Merchants ASTOBIA, OKKfiON. fest to 0"-cn RjlUvay & Nav. u!& Deck, tltv.' HILL'S VARIETIES. GEO. Ill LL, - - - PROPRIETOR WALTER PARKS. - STAGE MANAGER Oyru nil the Yenr, t'crfonuanco E.ry Mslit. r.ntlrc (Iianse or Pro- crnuinie Onto a Meek. Comprising'all the latest SONGS, DANCES AND ACTS. The theatrn is crowded nightly, and all who liavo wltnevjid tno entertainment pro nounce It to be equal to any Riven elsewhere. Mr. -IIUl as caterer for the public's amusement can not be excelled. Anybody wishing to spend a pleasant evening aud see SDjrkllmr wit andbcautv uithout vul- Karlty, should improve the opportunity aud come. The company comprises tho following well known Artists : Miss Fannie Walto.v. Miss Louise Cook, Miss Mollie CnnisTV, MK. CnABLES KOHLEK. Mn. Tuos. Christv. Mb. Jous Cook. Mn. Milton. Johnson. Mn. Josfpu Pcttv, Mn. Waltee Parks. .Ul of which will appear nightly in their dif- iorcni speciaiues. Open air concert c ery evening : perform ance commencln ; at 8; entrance to theatre on centnn street ; private boxes on Chcna mus street. WAR JS DECLARED WITHOUT riTRTitnn sotice And no terms of peace until cer man In Astoria has anew nlr nf Mnflioc ilniiv 3XAK BY 3ir.AXY. arJSPs- Look at tlie nrfOM Pant to onler from - - - $8 j Pants. Genuine Trench Cashmere - 12 50 Suits from - - - - - - 25 to The finest lino of samples on the coast to select from. P. J.ilEANY. Main street, opposite rafter House. Astona. W EI. XZ'SEjE'KEfT', " ASTORIA, OREGON DRUGS AND CHEMICALS, Toilet and Fancy Articles, PATENT IjIEDICINES, ETO. Prescriptions carefully compounded; au noun. KTHomeopathlc Tinctures and Pellets, ana liuinpnrey 3 apectccs auojxepi. 1 UOWv 1 . -TVfOltNIA. fl7V). & V f .7-- "- s v?L 1 5v . V"2SSTs3.teSKS CfTii sAwwj"""j'"-""y' 11 Lacking rdoni to store our immense stock we shall-dispose of all REMNANTS ON HAND. Worsted Dress Goods, at 20 cts. per Yard, comprising Plaids, Brocades, etc., etc., ranging from 5 to Nonpareil Dress Goods, FLANNELS, CLOAKINGS SERGES, etc,, etc., of all shades and quality. Being impossible to classify from the fact that our stock is Beyond in quantity and quality anything ever seen in Astoria. We have a large amount of remnants in LACES and EMBROIDERY. 5000 Pair of Ladies' White and Colored Hose, slightly damaged, 10 cts. per pair, usual price 35 cts. Remember our stock of quantity, quality and Price in "jBe sure and call on i Postoffice Corner, I heBossOoffee and Tea Pot H'h EL H Mx TWO DOORS EAST OP. OCCIDENT, MISCELLANEOUS. LOEB & CO., JOBBERS IN WINES, LIQTJOES, AND CIGARS. AOENTS TOR THE Best San Francisco Hou3cs and Eastern Distilleries. GAll goods sold at-San Francisco Prices. MUN STREET. Opposite rafter House, Astoria, Oregon. THE OLYMPIC SALOON Opposite the Parker House. THE FINEST BRANDS OF LIQUORS aud CIGARS Kept constantly on hand. - Nopalnsvillbo spared to give my custo mers satisfaction. 37-Givc us a call. L V. SEIILIN. A. G. STINSON & CO., BLACKSFiilTHING, At Capt. Eosers old stand, corner of Cass and Court Streets. Ship and Cannery work. Horseshbeinp. wagons made aud repaired. Oood work guaranteed. . s&-m fS-csZ1 sr --s s-v-asx 'Al?;'..-, -v.sv W' -SsSSv SF . - 15 yards. at 10 cts. per Yard. Gents' ware is unsurpassed in this or any other market. the old Reliables. Astoria, Oregon. MAY BE HAD OF R.'HAWES SOLE AGENT. i Also,TAgent for the celebrated Budi's Patent Cook Store, MEDALLION RMGE, STEAM T1TTINCS A SPECIALTY. Kor.e but the best workmen employed. All work guaranteed or no charge. S, ASTORIA, OEEGON SnSOELLANEOUS OITT BOOK STORE. We are constantly receiving new additions to our stock and bavo the finest and largest assortment ot variety goods in the city. Combs, Brushes, Stationery, Frames Celluloid Goods. All our goods are marked in plain figures Call and examine quality and note prices. CHA3. STEVEN3 Sc SOK D. KELMAN. MARBLE AND STONE WORKER- Monuments and Head Stonei, Or any Ihing -in the line of Stone. SLATE CAN SEAMER3 alwajs on hand, rirst class work and satisfaction guaranteed. Shop opposite C. L. Parker's, resjdence. Chcnamu3 Street, - - - Astoria, Oregon. L. B. ROYAL, FRACTICAX. WATCHMAKER XSO JEVTKI.EK, Uaing permanently located in the city, would solicit the general patronage of the public. " Repairinq Watches, Clocks and Jewelry A SPECIALTY. CZ-ALL "WORK WARP.ANTED.-Sa On Squemocqha Street, ve"st of Bell Tower. School Tax, District No. 9.. DPPEB ASTORIA. TVTOTICE 13 HEREBY GIVEN THAT Vi school Taxes for the above District are uow due and payable at tbe office ot the undersigned. Please pay up promptlyand sae costs. WM.B.ADATR, dtd. ClsxkDUtrlctNo.e. "v ' &&J&3ls .,