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Vol. xv.
Astoria, Oregon, Weclncsdav Morning. June 22, 1881.
No. 45,
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&ds$ Jr JP Jv Mil- II I)'
True Version or Alaskan. .Troubles.
A correspondent of the house of
"William T. Coleman & Co. gives
another version of the tioubles in
Harris district, Alaska, very dif
ferent from the .statement in the
petition which has been forwarded
to Washington. The correspon
dent states that a number of
roughs from the British territory
and Montana invaded Harris dis
trict, and, finding the place unpro
tected by civil law, proceeded to
run affairs to suit themselves.
They first objected to the manner
in which the town of Rockwell had
been laid out in lots, with a
frontage of 50 feet, by ;209 feet in
depth. Seeing an opportunity to
do some profitable land jumping,
the desperadoes resolved to recon
struct the plan of the town and
make the lots 50 by 100 feet, thus
leaving a goodly part of the slice
to squat on. Naturally the peace
able settlers who had laid out the
town, with the horrest purpose of
building it and following' lawful
occupations, objected to these high
handed proceedings. There being
no civil law to aid them, the dis
tressed pioneers applied to Capt. J
Glass, senior ofticcr of the James
town, stationed at Sitka. Capt.
Glass inquired into affairs, and be
ing the only representative of the
national authority in the district,
issued the following proclamatien:
Notice is hereb given that, con
sidering the absence of any form
of civil government in the territory
of Alaska, and the liability that
acts of violence, threatening the
safety of the lives and property of
citizens, may occur at any time,
and also considering the necessity
of preventing such acts, 1, Henry
Glass, commander of the United
States navy, and senior United
States oflicer in the territory, do
hereby announce that, until in
structions to the contrary are re
ceived from the Piesident of the
United States, the militaryauthori-tj-
will be the only government
recognized, and that all residents
of tiie territory will be governed
in accordance with military law.
This announcement will not affect
the operation of any local mining
laws properly established and not
conflicting with the United States,
and it is not intended to affect in
any way the rights to property
now held or to be acquired under
such laws.
The marauding band of cow
boys and other outlaws, it is said,
had not only announced their in
tention of reconstructing the town
of Rockwell, but of making chang
es to suit their own purposes in
the mining laws and locations.
Capt. Glass forwarded to "Wash
ington an ofiicial report of his
acts, and the condition of affairs in
the district. It is said by those
conversant with the facts that not
only did Capt. Glass not exceed
his duty in the premises, but that
lie would have been derilect in his
duty had he done less.
How to Cook a Husband.
Kansas City Journal.
The first thing to be done is to
catch him. Many a good husband
is spoiled in the cooking. Some
women keep them in hot water,
while others freeze them with con
jugal coldness; some smother them
with contention, and still others
keep them in a pickle all their
lives. These women serve them
with tongue sauce. Now, it is not
to be supposed that husbands will
be tender and. good if treated this
way; but they are, on the con
trary, very delicious when managed
as follews: Get a large jar, called
the jar of carefulness, which all
good housewives have on hand;
place your husband in it and place
him near the fire of conjugal love;
let the fire be pretty hot, especially
let it be clear; above all, let the
heat be constant; cover him over
with the spice of pleasantly, and if
you add kisses and other confec
tions, let them be accompanied
with a sufficient portion of secrecy,
mixed with prudence and modera
tion. E. G. White, of Douglass coun
ty, Blew into the muzzle of a guir
on Saturala' losee if it was load
ed, and it in turn blew half of his
head away. Almost every day
we are called upon to chronicle
just such accidents. It would
seem that people ought to profit
by so many sad examples.
A Very Ini'nobrtblr Story.
Mr. M. P. Sawtelle. editor of
the Medico-Lit erary Journal f
San Francisco, in the June num
ber, telis this story of Senator
Cenkling: "During Grants first
term, and just after we had grad
uated in medicine, with honors; as
the New York pnpers stated: our
insignific-ant heart being .stirred by
some great national question, and
backed by YVm. II. Vanderbiltand
Horace Greeley, accompanied by
the handsomest little imp of a six-year-old
daughter that ever
climbed the capitol steps, having
a mind quite free from any previ
ous political etiquette, we soon
caught the idea that there were
little senatorial courtesies due vis
itors from their state, naturally we
lit on the distinguished senator
from New York, with a tenacity
only equalled by his own. We
were desirous of securing the great
mans name on our card to secure
ur an . interview with the
president. Conkling " was car
rying to a successful issue a
strong debate in favor of giving
homesteads to maimed soldiers.
AYe were in sympathy with his
side of the question, but we wanted
to see Grant; so can1, after card
was sent by the polite page, w1m
kindly informed us that it was nt
use, that Senator Conklings atten
tion could not be secured. AYe
had waited a long two hour's, had
seen our fourth and last card flut
ter Iron, his desk to the floor,
brushed awav bv his UHOonscious
coat sleeve, when lo, the lion of
the hour darted to the door where
we were waitinir, and with an
eagle glance from his keen blue
eyes, said: 'Madam, 1 will vote for
your measure when it comes up.
Doif t you see me conducting this
debate? 'Yes, Senator,' we re
plied timidly, ''twas not that we
wanted; we wished you lo put
3'our name on our card to insure
an interview with the president.'
He gave us a wither insr glance,
and wheeling about, said, 'Go to
Grant and got a card to me; the
Piesident isn't half so big a man
as 1 am.' ""
How Many Applos Wore Eaten?
The following, though not what
may be called brand new, may yet
afford amusement to those mathe
matically inclined, who have not
seen it: A calculation respecting
the number of apples that Adam
and Eve ale: Some sav that Eve
8 (ate) and Adam 2 (too), lotal 10;
others Eve X, and Adam S, total
3G: others say if Eve S. and Adam
S :?, the total is 00, but if Eve 8 1,
and Adam S '2 the total is 103; if
Eve S 1, and Adam S 1 2, the total
is S03; if Eve S 1 1st, and Adam
ate one 2, the total i6 1,023; if
Eve 8 11 Adnm, and Adam S 1 2
4 Eve, the total is S,00S; if Eve S
1 J Adam, and Adam 8 1 2 4 2
oblige Eve, the total is S2,05G.
Still wreng: Eve when she SIS
1 2 many and probably fell sorry
for it, so Adam in order to relieve
her grief, S 1 2; therefore, if Adam
5 1 4: 2 40fy Eves depressed spirits,
they both ate S1,S!)G,SG1 apples.
This slory comes to us from
across the seas. That such im
mense damages could result from
a gypsie camp fire, seems very im im
peobable: '-The famous cypress
of Mistra was accidentally burned
to the ground last March by a
band of gypsies, who had en
camped under its shelter and lit a
fire to cook their supper. Mistra
is near the site of the ancient
Sparta, in the valley of the Euro-
tas, and is identical with the Spar
ta of Yilchardouin. The cypress
was 3,000 3'ears old, and is men
tioned in the Latonia of Pausanias.
Its dimensions were extraordinary.
Its height was 1G9 feet, its diame
ter at the base. 9 feet 10 inches,
and its circumference 34. feot.
The diameter of the branches,
covered with leaves, was 81 feet,
and the circumference 2G0 feet.
The people of Sparia and Mistra
are inconsolable, for besides their
affection for the patriarch, it at
tracted visitors from all parts of
Greece, and was thus a source of
regular profit.
IOWAS WALLED LAKE.
"Was it Human Hands Walled it in?
ltairiiHKtHt ilawkcvi
The greatest wonder in the state
of Iowa, and perhaps in any state,
is what is called the Walled lake,
in Wright county. ."() miles west
of Dubuque. The lake is two or
three feet higher than the earths
surface. In some places the wall
is ten feet high, fifteen feet wide
at the bottom anil five feet wide at
the toj). Another fact is the size
of the stone used in the construc
tion. The whole of them varying
in weight from three tons down to
100 pounds. There is an abund
ance of stones in Wright county,
but surrounding the lake to the
extent of five or ten miles there
are none. No one can form an
idea ol the means employed to
bring them to the spot or w1h
constructed it. Around the entire
lake is a belt of woodland half a
mile in length, composed of oak.
With this exception the country is
a rolling prairie. The trees must
have been planted there at the
time of the building of the wall.
In the spring of the year li5G
there was a great storm, and the
ice on the lake broke the wall in
several places, and the fanners in
the vicinity were obliged to re
pair the damage to prevent inun
dation. The lake occupies a
giound surface of 2,800 acres;
depth of water as gi eat as twenty
five feel. The water is clear and
cold; soil sandy and loamy. It is
singular that no one has been able
to ascertain where the water comes
from nor where it goes, yet il is
Llwavs clear and fresh
A Tenr Dropped by Eve.
Altootta Tillmue.
A gentleman in this town claims
that he has a small quantity of
the water that covered in darkness
the face of the great deep when
the earth was without form
and void. In other words, this
water is a portion of the first that
was created during the first six
days and became entangled among
the particles of the rock during the
process of erystalization. This
valuable specimen consists of a
piece of rock of the primitive
order of formation and of the
pentahedral order of erystalization
and contains in its center the
globule of water. The rock being
primitive or of the first creation,
if there be any truth in geology,
must be far more ancient than the
waters of the Hood. Perhaps it
was a tear dropped by Eve when
she was ordered from the garden.
Going fishing uses a man up
terribly. He comes home so worn
out he s staggering, and it some
how makes him see double.
That "s why his fish weigh so much,
in his estimation.
An Irishman once remarked to
an Englishman that the devil a
bit of fun could he see in Dickens
at all, and the Englishman retort
ed that he never could extract a
square laugh out of Charley
O' Malley. The moral of this
story is that it is a pure impossi
bility to perpetrate fun to please
everybody. The best plan, good
brother, is to please yourself.
What tickles you is pretty sure to
tickle some unhappy mortal in
this vale of tears. If it tickles the
fair sex so much the better.
In large cities it has been made
a paying business, by those having
no scruples, to mutilate coins by
boring holes in them, and by va
rious other ways, to get the
amount in gold or silver which
may be taken from them, thercby
making enough to support the
persons who are thieving in this
manner. The onlv wav of abat
ing this outrage is by re.fnsinjr to
receive these coins in trade, and
so the merchants and leading bus
iness men of Sail Francisco do not
take any coins which have been
robbed of their original value.
They are, however, accepted at a
discount and sold as old coin.
Having thus been disposed of in
the city, hey will bo circulated in
the country, where the gulling of
ye AYondurir.g rustic will still go on.
Warranty deeds, quit claim deeds
I and mortgages, for sale at this office.
A Fair i'ropoMlfion.
From tliWditte lliu AMnria photograph
gallery will conduct biiiuss on the
following plan. We will take nrgnlives
of any lady ami everybody Hint will
favor lis wfth a mil. we will print a
proof of Hie same free of charge, no one
iKMiig miller airj obligation to order
from Mich negatives unless tliex desire
to do so.
We will take the Astoria engine cmii
jMUiies ami all lodge-, and xwieties. anv
time they will assemble for the nurioM
and present each lodge or society with
one picture of such group, either taken
all together or in separate pictures and
grouped afterwards.
We will take views of residences and
buildings, IntteK canneries mills, etc.,
on the same terms, viz: We will take
the uegatie.s free of charge.
We do litis in order that our work
shall stand on its merits, as we are pre
jwred lo do good work. Xo one need
wait until they go to San .Francisco.
i'om.owixo Ai:i:ori: minis:
IVrd&x. ', ilot
i or full length !oiuloirs...Si; oo .q jio
cabinets... 4 w ."rfi
cards u r0 1 .
IJast pictures and boudoirs. T oo r. 00
Yignctles cabinets .". oo :: oo
cards :: oo 200
Tiu-. (I. l.nooKs & Co.
I'erttvian Kit tern.
t'inchena KuUri.
The Count Cinchon was the .Spanish
Viceroy in Peru in 1(C). The Countess,
his wire, was prostrated by an intermit
tent fever, from which she was freed by
the use of the native remedy, the Peru
vian bark. or. as it ,as called in the
language of the country, "Quinquina.
Craleful for her recovery, on her return
to Euro' in Kfc. she introduced the
rcmed in Spain, where it was known
under various names, until lninrcus
called it Cinchona, in honor of the lady
who had brought them that which was
more precious than the gold of thelucas.
To tins day. after a lapse of two hun
dred and tifly years, science has given
ns nothing to take its place. It cifcctu
ally cures a morbid appetite for stlnm
lauts. by restoring the natural tone of
the .stomach. Il attacks excessive ke
of liquor as il dues a fever, and destroys
bothalike. The powerful lonie virtue
of the Cinchona is preserved in the
Peruvian Hitters, which are as effective
against malarial feer to-daj as the
were in the days of the old Spanish
Viceroys. We guarantee the ingredi
ents of Haw hitters to lie absolutely
pure, and of the best known quality.
A trial will satisfy yon that this is (lit;
best bitter in the world. -The prooi of
the pudding is in the catiiur. and we
willingly abide this UtA. For sale by
all druggists, grocers and liquor dealers.
Ordtrit.
To Live Men.
Tin: Astokiax has now reaehed a
circulation whieh plaees it at the head
of tin list of Oregon dailies, and insures
to advertisers thereof more berielli for
the amount naiil than may be secured
elsewhere. .To those who wish to reaeh
the largest number of readers at I he
smnllest expense, we offer Iheeolumns
of an allraclie daily, the success of
whieh from the ery start has beeii far
beyond the c.iertalion- of the most
sanguine.
Is:ers.oIIs Inllitelily-
Dr. .!. I. York, the tinted orator of
California, will be here about the suit
of this month on his way to eastern Ore
gon and Washington lerritory.at whieh
time he will sieak on lnger-olls iuiidel
ily and ils results.
N'otice to FKlirruiru.
From one to 1.000 ixunuls or black
simwn from sturgeon wanted. Cash
-mid al .1. T. Boi:iu:i:s Dew Dioj Inn.
AMUSKME.XTS.
lln.i.'s Vakiktiks.
Geo. Hill, proprietor and manager,
Fred Gere, slage manager. A. Ostr.inder,
leader of orchestra. Geo. Iimbert. leader
of "irass bund. Niekerson onee more to"
the front, and will manipulate the Itoucs.
Mr. .Inn. Cook will ofucintc with the
taiiiborine and Gere will interrogate.
Miss Lou Cook in new songs and
dances. .lames Morice in vocal gems,
seven ienjile on theMirsl part, a splendid
orchestra, and the IkM brass baud in
Oregon, and don I you forege.l il. Come
one come all and Ik conviriecd that As
toria can and does supoit the best
variety company onMdc of Friseo.
New orchestra I selections by ourcuicieul
orchestra, and new music "by our excel
lent brass band on the grand stand at
precisely 7 i 51. Curtain rises at ex
actly s p.m. Entrance on Rculou si reel :
entrance lo private boxes, on Chcnamiis
street.
A couuh. cold or sore throat should be
blopjied. Neglect frequently results in
an incurable lung disease or cousuni
tion. Drowns Bronchial troches do not
disorder the stomach like cough syrups
and balsams, but act dircr-ily on the in
llained parts, allaying irritation, give
relief in asthma, bronchitis, roughs,
catarrh, and the throat troubles which
singers and public speakers are subject
to. For thirty years Brown's bronchial
troches have" been recommended by
physicians, and always give perfect
satisfaction. Having been tested by
wide and constant use for nearly an en
tire generation, they have attained well
merited rank among the few staple
remedies of the age. Sold at 'Si cents a
box everywhere.
The Peruvian syrup has cured thou
sands who were sintering from dyspep
sia, debility, liver complaint, boils, hu
mors, female couuriaints, etc. Pamph
lets free to anyaduress. Seth V. Fowl
& Sons. Boston.
Go to Frank Fabers on the roadway,
the Fashionable Ice Cream resort of As
toria. Cream a la rose, vanila and cit
ron to-dny. Private entrance for ladles.
Oysters cooked in any style to order;
the best in the market. Superior coffee,
and don't you forget it.
Impure blood causes poor circula
tion, then disorders, such as liver
ami kidney complaint, dyspepsia, con
stipation, idles, skin disorders, etc.,
which arc curable by King of the Blood.
See advertisement.
b. (.laser & Co., successors to F.
Sherman & Co., having lioticlit the
meat and vegetable market of F. Sher
man & Co., would respectfully uk
continuance of the patronage bestowiil
on the former proprietors.
Mr. John IlosersoftheCeulr.il Mar
ket, lias made arraimemeiits to keep all
the finest fresh fish, etc., in their season.
Having made arrangements in New
lork and San Francisco for the pur
chase of all my goods, my facilities for
buying are such as to enable uie lo
tuidersell all others. I defv competi
tion. S. Danziger, San Francisco cloth
ing store, Astoria.
Maw Wagner's San Francisco Na
tional brewery beer can't be beat.
(Jet your legal blanks' at Tin-:
AsxottlAX office. A full line of over
two hundred styles.
MISCELLANEOUS.
W. STOHtSE
Wholesale and Retail Dealer
IS-
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS, LUMBER.
ETC.. ETC.. :KTC,
TIN PLATE
j IILOUK TIN. PIG LEAD,
SHAMING COPPERS,
.SOLDERING COPPERS
SALMON TWINE,
COTTON TWINE,
NET LINES,
.MANILLA ROPE,
SAIL CLOTH,
ANCHORS,
FLOATS, MAULS, HANDLES,
MURIATIC ACID,
LACQUER, VARNISH,
TURPENTINE. BENZINE,
COAL OIL
GUM ROOTS, RICE. ETC., ETC.,
IN QUANTITIES TO SUIT.
ASTOISI.l. - - OIXEGCKY.
MRS. II. A. DERBY,
.MXSnXirilAI.!.. - ASTOIMA.OKKCOX.
Will jN-ii her m-xv stm-K
Oil Thnnday, lay 5lli, 1881.
(itisisiiif: f
a ri.K assoj:t.mkxt ok
The Josephine Seamless Kid Gloves
Warranted in 1m- the JuM in the marker.
Also, a huge :issttiiicnt of
Infants Wear and Ladies Dres-
siny Saqties.
A linxe variety or
NEW MILLINERY GOODS
I'HivliaMMl by herself
Hals, Bonnets, Velvets,
Satins, Ribbons, Ruchings,
Collars, Etc., Etc.,
MAIN STKKhrr. - ASTOK1 A. OREGON.
H
BLOOD IS THE LIFE!
For this scnsounl llieyear with changeable
climates, pr-ent all -ort of Mcknevs use
.Tin-: iniv;:ksai. ci'lebkated
OREGON BLOOD PURIFIER.
This Herbal Kinsi'nui. scientifically pre
pared, is rapidly gaining in every city on this
coast, and the many astonishing cures it has
elTcftetl have now established its eJllcacy be
yond a doubt. Itenicnibcr diseases of the
HLOOI) OR LIVER AKD KIDXEY,
SKIN TROUBLES,
A good medicine Lsalwaxs necessary to effect
a cure. Try it ; it will help you.
For further iufonimtion and particulars
see circular around each bottle. Sold by
your druggist.
Trice, per bottle, Si Co or 5 00 for six bottles.
Directions m KnlLsli, Cenimn. French and
Seandinaian.
33. "VS7 BTaOOD,
Successor to Wood & l.ee.)
CLATSKAXIK. - - OKECON.
Is now preimrvtl to twrhe onion for
FLOATS, BUOYSi
Copper Handles, Mallets, Etc.
I have been engaged In making Moat, etc.,
for the rust live years, ami mv work has al
ways Kivensntlsfaclion. 1 a'm prepared to
fill all orders uniniptfy. and on .short notice
at the lowest prices, always underselling
other factories aceonllntj to iniality of goods.
Orders Ictt with
tkexch vi:n & rpsiiUR.
.Agents, Astoria,
Or addressed to the undersigned, will re
ceive prompt attention. It. W. 15LOOD,
Clatskanie, Oregon.
THIS PAPER!!
may ! found on
Jile nt Geo. P.
Ituw'txr. k Co'a
Newspaper Advertising Bureau (10 Spruce
i:recl),wuere auver
NEWYORK.
tlslngcontractsmay
be wads for It lq
heoiixeeed juecu!). 1879.
MISCELLANEOUS.
A. V. ALLKV.
C. H. PAGE.
Page & Allen
(Sl'CCKSSORS TO E. S. LAESKJf.)
Wholesale and retail dealers In
0?0Bkry.
Glass and Plated Ware,
TltOl'lCAL AND DOMESTIC
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
Together with
Wines, Lianors, Totoccol Cigars
The largest and mo complete stock of
goods In their line to be found in the city.
Corner of Cats and Squeroocqne Streets,
ASTOKIA. OUEGOX.
Barbour's
IRISH FLAX THREADS
Salmon Net Twine.
Cotton Seine Twine,
Cork and Lead Lines,
Cotton Netting, all sizes.
Seines Made to Order,
Flax and Cotton Twine,
Fishing Tackle, etc.
BARBOUR BROTHERS,
311 Market Street. Nan Frnucisro
HENRY DOYLE & Co.. Managers.
PERUVIAN BITTERS.
CHINCH0NA RUBRA, AND CALIFORNIA
GRAPE BRANDY.
TUB GREATEST
MEDICAL DISCOVERY
of Tin: a mi
See our local columns tor particulars, and
as you
VALUE HEALTH,
READ!
Chas. Stevens & Son,
CITY HOOK STORK.
BROWN'S BUILDING
opposite the
BELL, TOWER,
In room lately occupied by
Scluneer.s Confeotlonery,
Larpst aoS Best Assortment
Of novelties in the stationary line usually
found in a tirst-ckm book, .store, consisting of
BOOKS. FIXE STATIONERY,
(SOLD PEN GOODS, ALBUMS.
CHROMOS. FRAMES.
STEREOSCOPES. DIARIES.
All of which will be sold at prices which
DEFY COMPETITION.
1. S. The latest Eastern anil California
perlodlcals-constantlv on hand.
CI IAS. STEVENS & SON.
w e. xxE;iyEE::isrT,
ASTORIA. OREGON.
DRUGS AND CHEMICALS,
Toilet and Fancy Articles,
PATENT MEDICINES, ETC.
Cr"lrescriptions carefully coinoundcd at
all hours.
"Syiloineopathic Tinctures and Telleta,
and Humphrey': Speciflcs also kept.
SHIPPING TAGS
THE BEST OUALITY, WILL BE SOLD
by the hundred, or by the box, printed or
plain, to suit customers, at
The Astouu office.
LETTER HEAD PAPER.
PRINTED OR PLAIN, Or THE BEST
quality at Tut Astouux oEce.
BLANK JOOKS
PRINTED AND BOUND TO AM f SlVifi.
and ruled to any order, at
Thr Abtorux ofHoe.
BUSINESS CARDS.
JAY TCTTJLE, 3T D.
PIIYSIQIAN AND SURGEON,
OrocK Over the "White House Store,
Resideck Next door to Mrs. Munaon's
hoarding house, Chenamus street, Astori
Oreson.
TK. M. D. JEXXXSGS.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Graduate University of Virginia, xs63
Physician to Bay View hospital, Baltimore
Clty.iaa-'TO.
OKKICK In PilfP Si Allen's hnlMIno ,m
stairs, Astoria. ' "
"p CRAXG,M.D
"physician and surgeon,
Room Xo. 3, Astorlaa Building.
RESIDKNCE Corner of Ronton nnd fnnir
streets, Astoria, Oregon.
TJ1 P. HICKS.
PENTIST,
ASTORIA, --- - OREGON.
RoOfTLS In Allen'4 hilHrifncrimetatra nnm.
of Cass and Sqemocqhe streets. .'
J Q. A. BOWLBY.
ATTORNEY AT LATTf.
Chenamus Street. - ASTORIA. OREGON
Q W. FULTOX.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
ASTORIA - - - OREGON
Offlce over rage & Allen's store, Cass street
"Cj c. iioli)i:x,i
NOTARY PUBLIC,
AUCTIONEER, COMMISSION AND IN
SURANCE AGENT.
T A. MCINTOSH.
. MERCHANT TAILOR,
' Occident notel Building,
ASTORLA. - - - OREGON
c.
U. BAIX 4c CO..
DKALKR IX
UoorH. Wladows, JSlIads, Tr&a
hobis. Lumber, Etc.
All kinds of Oak Lumber, Glass, Boat Ma
terial, ete.
Steam Mill near'A'eston hotel. Cor. Gi
evlve nnd Astor streets.
rilliKXirART &. HCHOENE.
Occident Hotel Hair Dressing Saloon
ASTORIA - OREGON.
lint. Cold, Shower,
Steam and Sulphur
BATHS.
BE-Special attention given to ladies' ano
children's hair cutting.
Private Entrance for Ladies.
WITXTA31 FRY.
PRACTICAL
BOOT AII SIIOi:
MAKER.
Chenamus Stukkt. opposite Adler's Book
siurc, - AMUKU, uukqux.
Perfect flts guaranteed. All rork
warranted. Give me a trial. All orders
promptly Idled.
TV. I M'CARK,
Astoria.
J. A. BROWN
Portland.
ISItOWX & MrOABE,
STEVEDORES AND RIGGERS.
Astoria onlce At E. C. Holden's Auction
store. Portland offlce 24 B street. 13-tf
To-Night. To-NigM.
GRAND BALL.
AT MUSIC HALL,
THIS EVENING.
dealer in
FAMILY ;itOCERIF.S,
XAII-S. -1111.1, FEEI ANI BAY
Cash paid lor country produco. Smalt
profits on casli sales. Astoria, Oregon, cor
ner ot M:un and Sueinocqhe .streets.
I. "W. CASE,
IMPORTER AND WHOLESALE AND RE
TAIL HEALER IN
GENERAL MERCHAMSE
Corner Chenamus and Cass streets.
ASTORIA - - - OREGON.
r. T. UAKCLAV. T. H. JJATCU.
HATCH & BARGLAY,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
No. 20 California St., San Francisco, Cat.
Sonc of the Albany Beerl
Respectfully Dedicated to and Sold by
CHAS. GRATTKE, - - - - ASTORIA.
Good evening kind friends. Just listen to me.
And when you have heard me, I'm sure
you'll agree.
I will give you a story, and sing it out clear
And the name of my song is the ALBANY
BEKR.
You can tind it all round In this city ot gold.
And the way that they make It has never
been told.
That's a secret they keep and hold very dear.
For the whole country is drinking that
ALBANY BEKR.
The brewery Is large and thp machinery Ls
tine.
And every order is sent to you right up to
time.
They get all kinds of orders from far and
from near.
And even one's healthy that drinks AL
BANY BEER.
For every thing there looks so clean and so
neat.
And their beer Is so sparkling, it cannot bo
beat.
If vou are feeling bad or the blues do appear.
You can drive them away by drinking AL
BANY BEER.
I have an old father, who's now eighty-three.
And this ls the advice he gave unte me.
He spoke to me kindly with a voice bright
and clear :
"If you wantto be healthy, drink ALBANY
BEER."
Since then I hae doue so, and I'm hearty
and sound.
At the round age or fifty I can always be
found
At my dally labor before the sun does appear
And each day and night 1 drink ALBANY
BEER.
ALso, on draught, THE CELEBRATED
BOCK BEER.
C. GRATTKE, - - WELCOME-SALOON;
Roadway, opposite O. R. & N. Cos Dock .
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Jim