j -r, - -- - en ieC' -v . avjrn alio toifmi 4 vTS " Vol. xv. Astoria, Oregon, Frirtav Morning, May 6, 1881. No. 5. XXEJIOXICAI.. TRACES OP GLACIAL ACTION IN "WASHINGTON LAST WINTER. LATERCULUS PR0JICIEXS-TI1E SQUIRTING BRICKBAT, AND THE PLUMBERS REVEXGE. REMEMBRANCES RENEWED ON THOUGHTS OF EASTER MORN. COltR. ASTOIilAK. ' Washington, April 17. Geol ogy has demonstrated that in com paratively recent times, some two hundred thousand years ago; a polar climate extended southward as far as to the tropics, and vast glaciers moved slowlv down our great river alleys. The learned greolosrist can take vou to the hill sides and point out to you the scars left on the everlasting rocks by the glacial teeth as they ground their relentless way down the ravine, lie will show you the morraines and the places where the glacier ceased, by melting, and where a. stream had its source. He will show you the big boulders, transported for main' miles from their native hills; tell you how they were split by the fiost; quar ried out b' the tempest and by gravitatien: caught in a glucier after it had Thunder Down the Hill Two hundred thousand years ago, frozen and used it as a jack-plane to cut away the hillsides; and finally how, scratched and scored with the unyielding flint and quart:':, they rolled over and ground at the corners, laid down in a &woet val ley, covered all over with the in scriptions that the practised eye can icad, which tell their wondrous stoiy, and bear witness to all time as to the condition of affairs in the glacial epoch. So acute ai e some geologists in reading these inscrip tions that they can find evidences of remote glaciers everywhere. They could probably take you to a city dtibt" heap of very recent ori gin, and show you on the strata of cinders, hoop-skirts, tomato cans and disused shoes the EIIciiccs of Glacial Action. If The geologist can't do that he is no geologist for the times. Now, in Washington last winter theie was a great deal of glacial actitfn, the traces of which are still legible, and to which the attention of science is respectfully invited. The pavements are in many places ridged and notched as if with a sharp instrument, showing where the cave dwellers of last January attempted to clear away the sleet' deposits by chopping with an axe. The kind of implement used may be inferred b the nature of the striations. Another interesting trace of municipal glacial action is laterculus projiciens, or the squirting brickbat. It is found in its greatest perfection in April and on -argillaceous soils. The action of frost on the brick, or rather under the brick IIea it up E-'rcmi lis Brd "By the crystaline forces of gela tion; the subsequent thaw deposits beneath it a film of -water, which mixed with the clays and shales, forms a highly colored fluid, which lays for the passer-by. The foot step of the wayfarer, treading upon laterculus projiciens, causes it to eject the water and the argillace ous matter, held in solution, with considerable force and wonderful accuracy between the trousers and the stocking and over the surface of the shoe. Science has never accounted for the wonderful pre cision with which this seemingly inorganic and undifferentiated briokbatemits the concealed fluids, nor can philology altogetherjcxplain the Jind of language which the wayftSIr ordinarily uses on those occasions. There is another curi ous field for geological investiga tion in the slight depressions or basin-like cavities which may be observed at intervals All AIon tlir Sidewalks. This is called the vestigium podi cis, or sedentary imprint, and marks the spot where, during the sleet, some robust gentleman ab ruptly sat down. This is not to be confounded with the banana-skin-slide imprint of the summer mouths. The latter, ordinarily, is complicated with elbow indenta tions, and hip-bone dints. But the true vestigium podicis of gla cial action is unmistakable. It is a simple saucer-like cavity, slightly oval, giving indication of a single heavy blow by an elastic sub stance, modified by :i temporary subsequent pressure, which records the moment when the cave-dweller sat contemplating the stars and other pyrotechnics conjured up for his transitory entertainment. Acute observers may hereafter be able to classify them and announce with certainty whether the author of t lie cavity Juninrd up QulcMy And pretended that it was some body else, or whether he sat still and focbly smiled, or whether he got slowly and ruefully up and looked around to see whether his glacial action had been observed. Among the other traces which in vite the attention of science are the ridges across the sidewalks that show where the frozen water pipes had to be thawed-out, com monly called byr scientists vindicta plumbi fusorih, or the plumb ers revenge. A scrutiny of these limy throw some light on the manners ami customs of the pre-hisloric race that was frozen up in its cave-dwellings last January, .lohns Hopkins univer sity will please take notice. I'astrrn Thou silt. A christian festival, coming in tin midst of the busys"oasou of the life of the great city, tends to turn the thoughts from questions of de mand and supply to subjects of deeper import. It is one of the facts of modern civilization that while the pupil is complaining of the increasing indifference and ra tionalism of congregations, the world looks on, and sees an in creasing earnestness in church work. More moncr is given, and wisely given in charity, than ever before; more churches and chapels are built, more mission work done, and the number of persons in com munion with the churches is groat er. Good Friday was generally kept throughout the city :is a day of religious observance. TIicMoaicutoiu I't-at That happened on Mount Calvary some eighteen centuries and a half ago was held in remembrance. But if Good Friday commemor ates the most awful event that ever happened on this earth, so does Easier commemorate that which is most joyous that which completed the glad tidings of the Gospels, and that upon which the christian faith and hope are an chored. The Apostles staked their earthly and eternal interest on the fact that lie who was crucified had arisen from the dead. They professed to be witnesses of the fact that He had arisen; just as they had been of His agonizing death. They had seen him laid in the sepulchre, had seen the great stone rolled against its door and sealed, and guarded by the sleep less vigilance of TIic Kuuian hcntiucls; And, then, afterward, they saw Him alive. They heard His voice, received His instructions, touched His pierced hands and wounded side, and they knew tint He was alive; they witnessed His ascent into Heaven. This is the marvel lous story told by these men. They believed it, for they lived by it. They went about, regardless of labor, sufferings and danger, proclaiming this wondrous fact. They were beaten for it, im prisoned driven from city to city; the learned ones scoffed at them, the religious execrated them. The Greek philosophers smiled on them contemptuously, and civil authori ties persecuted. Is it credible that these men should have sought lives so full of danger and igno miny, to proclaim a lie? They must, at least, have believed it; and they say that they saw with their own eyes, and heard with their own ears and touched with their hands Him who had form Cruel tied After He arose from the tomb. They gave up their whole lives to bearing witness to this fact; wel comed every- torture that showed the sincerity of their convictions, and rejoiced at last when death at the hands of the executioner put the seal upon their testimony, and opened to them the visions of glo rv that make martyrdom a victorv. In these days, when utilitarian philosophy, when the ethics of ev olution, historical criticism, scien tific materialism, the apathies of worldliness, the unchristian moral ities of business competition, the pride and greed of money getting, the frivolitias of fashion, the ribald laugh of atheistic lecturers, and cheap infidel publications, are each in its way undermining The Foundation or Faith, May it not be well to tell this simple story once again, and to ponder upon it a little while. That men who claimed to be the eye-witnesses of the events com memorated by Good Friday and by this Easter day, plain, practical men, not dreamers; men who be lieved the evidence of their own senses, went about nraving every toil and persecution, and ceasing not to proclaim these facts until their lips were sealed in death, is an obstinate fact. It cannot be ignored nor sneered out o! exist ence, nor obliterated, nor explained away. It shines out in the world like a star. The Paines, the Vol taires, the Humes, the Bob Inger solls come and go, but this remains like the mountains and the sea. Ilastrr Is .Seized I'port With the same avidity as Christ inas, and the shops are all eggs, chickens and Easter cans. Some of the munieroiis ideas aup simple, pretty and have a use; but the majority exhibit a terrible mass of rubbish, at cxhorbitant prices. A charming card is a book in the form of a byre; hand-painted sach ets of satin, in designs more or loss significant, are also useful and pretty; and there are nests filled with natural-looking robins eggs, with little brown robins looking very bright upon the outer edge, wings plumed for flight, and mouth open, as if the cheerful notes were issuing from it. But these dainty little things are rarely to be found, and are little noticed among the quantities of gaudily- pictureu eggs. Jjores are among the favorite emblematic figures, and they appear upon cards, sach ets, nests, in hampers, baskets, and form the covers to illuminated leaflets, which contain . legendary verses, as well as many pretty de vices. The daintiest thing for a gentleman to send to a lady are the Hampers Filled lth luuipu Grass. In which nestle speckled eggs and robins eggs, the whole tied with while ivory satin ribbon, and hav ing a white dove fastened (in cot ton) to the lid. Quite a serious niptute has been healed in this way between the lovers of stand ing in society; the 'dove being ac cepted as the emblem of peace, both having been too proud previ ously to either make the first ad vances. The gentle messenger, it need, hardly be said, was sent by the gentleman, who seized the op portunity the season afforded to fill up the breach, and he received in reply, on the instant, a single fragrant white rose, very large and fair. Was not that a happy thought? The new fashion in panel Easter cards is to print upon them small oval landscapes, a qui et lake with a tiny boat upon it, in which are two minute figures, trees, a spire and cottage in the distance; a rural scene, with a bit of road leading to something be yond, and a man taking his home ward way; the exterior of a cot tage, covered with rose vines, a railing enclosing the garden, and a girl leaning upon it. Easter tide in illuminated rustic letters upon all of these. After all, there is nothing sweeter as an Easter of fering than fresh flowers, and this year the suggestive idea is to send only white flowers. Cessoid. For the Genuine J. H. Cutter old Bourbon, and the best of wines, liquors, aud San Francisco beer call at the Gem opposite the bell tower, and see Campbell. The boat stoves made by M. C. Crosby, with fire-brick bottoms, are superior to all others'in this market. Peruvian Bittern. Cinchona Rubra The Count Cinehon was the panish Viceroy in Peru In HCO. The Countess. Ills w if e, was prostrated by an intermit tent rever. from which she was freed bv .Mteiwofthe native remedy. the Peru- nan bark. or. as u was caned lu the language of the country, -Quinquina. Grateful for her recovery, on her return j to Euro in lfcfcL she introduced the remedy in Spain, where it was known under various name, until Linnau-s called it Cinchona, in honor of the lady who had brought them that which was more precious than the gold of the Incas. To this day. after a lapse of two hun dred and fifty jears, science has given us nothing to take Its place. It effectu ally cures a morbid appetite for stimu lants, by restoring the natural tone of the stomach. It attacks excessive love of liquor as it does a fever, and destroys both alike. The powerful tonic virtue of the Cinchona is preserved In the Peruvian Bitters, which are as effective 3gainst malarial fever to-day as thev were in the days or the old Spanish Viceroys. We guarantee tae ingredi ents or these bitters to be absolutely pure, and of the lest known qualitv. A trial will satisfy you that this i tlie best bitter in the world. "The proof of the pudding is in the eating, and we willingly abide this test. For sale bv all druggists, grocers and liquor dealers. unier it. Notice to the Public. The poor, unfortunate young man that lost his leg last summer in the Fishennens cannery has now, with the help of friends, started a small store, whore lie keeps tobacco, cigars, pipes, cutlerj', etc. He in unable to do hard wok, and must make out the best he can. Give him a call, boys, ho keeps the best brands of tobacco and cigars. Water street, opposite O. It. & X. Co. 'a Dock. OnlreN to Kent. Single or in suites of two, in The Artoeiax building. Prices reasonable. A cough, cold or sore throat should be Moppet. Xeglect frequently results in an incurable lung disease or consump tion. Brown's Bronchial troches do not disorder the Moniach like cough .syrups and bnlsatns. but act directly on the in llHined parts. allaing irritation, give relief in asthma, bronchitis, coughs, catarrh, and the throat troubles which .singers and public .speaker are subject to. For thirty years Brown bronchia! troches have been recommended by phy.sicians, and nhvavs give perfect .satisfaction. Having "been tested by wide and constant iimj for nearly an en tire generation, they have attained well incrited rank among the few Maple remedies of the age. Sold at a-" cents a lox everywhere. The Peruvian syrup lias cured thou sands who were suffering from dvspep Ma, debilitj, liver complain!, boils, hu mors, female complaints etc. Pamph lets free to any atlure.s. Seth W.FowIe & Sons. Boston. Impure blood Symptems: Slug gish circulation, dyspepsia,. liver and kidney complaint, billiousness, consti pation, piles, languor, weakness, "the blues, "'skin disorders, pimples, swel lings, etc, etc. Purify with King of the Blood. See advertisement. MISCELLANEOUS. BLOOD IS THE LIFE! For this sfjNii of Hie J ear with changeable climate, reent nil vrt of Mrknev, uic THE UNIVERSAL CELEBRATED OREGON BLOOD PURIFIER. This Ilerlmt Kingdom. .sriPtiUfk-ally pre pared. Ls rapidlv gaining in eery cityon this coast, :iud the inaiiy astonishing cures it lias effected liave mnr otablishpd its efficacy be oiul adoubt. Remember diseases of the BLOOD OR LIVER AND KIDNEY, SKIN TROUBLES, A good medicine isahvays necessary lot ffect a cure. Try It ; ll will help you. For further information nud particulars see circular around each hot tie. Sold by your druggist. Price, per bottle. l 00 or $r 00 for -iv bottles. Directions in English. German. French and ScaniJInaWnn. CATARRH ! THOSE Sl'FFEUINC lKOM THIS DIS EASE AX1 WISHIXC TO P.E CURE D, Can obtain Immediate relief mid he per manently cured by calliic on At the Occident Hotel, ulirc he will be from 1 to b 1. 31. All suffering from Catarrh are rcsiH'ctfully invited to call and sec his testimonials of positive cures, and his mode of treatment. Unless patients are treated there will be no charu.e. Any one wishiup to have him call at private residence will please leave address at the Hotel. HANSEN BROS Contractors and Builders, CORXEU ASTOU AXD CASS STKEETS. Near Congregational Church. And arc now ready to receive order? for all kinds of wood wcmK, Contracts taken to build andtepalr SHIPS, HOUSES, BOATS, ETC., AT LOWEST RATES. -Doors and Window Frames made to order. ItEOISTEEZD JIAECOij. 1879. BiiQiSB. SAN FRANCISCO IIMIlIHIIUUniUMUiinillllllMIllUIUlllIlimSIXIllIMUMHlIlMHMHHIHAflll! I THE NEWS! I ticuiESiititicnittisicis:zesteeEituuitciuuuiuxtauxasxiMi2Miiitiiiuituai " m S WELCOME TO ALL ! TOE FISHING SEASON HAS OPENED AND SO HAS TEE POPULAR I SAN FRANCISCO I j CLOTHING STORE i ; Opened the largest and test : selected stock of : ! OLOT -AKD- Gents Furnishing Goods, BOOTS AND SHOES, TRUNKS AND VALISES, HATS AND CAPS, -AND THE BEST- CARTER'S RUBBER BOOTS, ETC., WniCIl Wit,!. BE SOLD AT SAX FRANCISCO -WHOLESALE PRICES. REMEMBER THIS IS NO HUMBUC. HAVING MADE ARRANGEMENTS IN NEW YORK AND SAN FRAN CISCO FOR THE PURCHASE OF ALL MY GOODS, MY FACILITIES FOR BUYING ARE SUCH AS TO ENABLE ME TO Undersell all Others. I Defy Competition. ! Facts and J GREAT SURPRISE AT THE San Francisco Store ! I UERK ARE I'llIOKS Of GOODS THAT WILL SURPRISE ALL. CLOTHING DEPARTMENT. MENS AND BOYS CASIMERE SUITS FROM- S 8 00 TO 15 00 EXTRA BEST SUITS ..12 00 "20 00 FINE BLACK SUITS is 00 25 00 DIAGONAL SUITS 15 00 " 22 00 CASIMERE PANTS 2 50 " 4 00 EXTRA BEST PANTS 400 550 BOYS SUITS. ALL SORTS, FROM 6 00 "12 00 FURNISHING GOODS. OVERALLS FROM ;. GO CTS. TO SI 00 JUMPERS " GO " "1 00 ALL WOOL SOCKS 20 ' " 25 CHECKER SOCKS. SIX PAIR FOR 1 00 COTTON SOCKS, THREE PAIR FOR 25 WHITE SHIRTS FROM 00 " 175 COLORED M " 75 " " 1 50 CASLMERE" S 1 50 " "3 00 FLANNEL " - 1 00 " 1 75 BLUE NAVY - 2 00 " - 2 50 FLANNEL UNDERSHIRTS AND DRAWERS FROM 1 25 u 2 25 COTTON FLANNEL SHIRTS AND DRAWERS GO MARINO SHIRTS AND DRAWERS 50 " OIL CL0TH3N& LONG OIL COATS FROM S3 50 TO 4 50 OIL JUMPERS " 2 75 " 3 00 BOOTS AND SHOES. MENS CALF BOOTS FROM S3 CO TO 4 50 MENS KIP BOOTS - 2 75 "4 00 ELASTIC GAITERS - 175 " 2 50 BUCKLE SHOES -2 25 " 3 25 MENS SLIPPERS " 50 " 1 00 BOYS BOOTS " 125 " 175 I HAVE THIS SPRING STRAINED EVERY NERVEAND USED MY ENTIREOttfERGY AND BEST JUDGMENT IN PLACING IN OUR AS TORIA BTJSE THE LARGEST AND MOST COMPLETE ASSORTMENT OF THE ABOVE LINE OF GOODS. CALL AND INSPECT FOR YOURSELF. YOU ARE WELCOME. I WILL GLxYDLY SHOW MY GOODS, NO MATTER WHETHER YOU BUY OR NOT. NEW GOODS BY EVERY STEAMER. S. DANZIGER. SanK-francbco Store. Sqneraocqne street, next door to Page&Allea's store, north of Walla walla Restaurant, Astoria Oregon. CLOTHING STORE. ,"",, MM mm ! nvaan CAPE ANTST .. Figures ! BUSINESS. CARDS. J q. a. bowlby; ATTORNEY AT LATY. Cnenaraus Street. - ASTOKIA. OEEGOh q FUizroar. ATTORNEY AT LAW, ASTORIA ... OREGON Office over Page & Allen's store, Cass-streeJ T? C. HOLDEA'J NOTARY PUBLIC, AUCTIONEER, COMMISSION AND IN SURANCE AGENT. A VAN DUSEN. NOTARY PUBLIC. Chenamus Street,, near Occident Hotel, ASTORIA, OREGON. Agent Wells, Fargo & Co. P P.MICKS, PENTIST, ASTORIA. .... OREGON. Rooms In Allen's building: up stairs, com of Cass and Sqetnocqhe streets. XVK. M. I. JEXXIXGS. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Graduate University of Virginia, i3 Physician Jo Bay View hospital, Baltimore Office In Page & Allen's building, up stairs. Astoria. TVLY TUTTXE, M. . PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OFFiCE-Over the White Houso Store. Residf'ck Next door to Mrs. Munson'a boarding house, Chenamus street, Astort Oregon. T C. ORCHARD. DENTIST, Dental Room. HHUSTKU'S Photograph Building. T A. McINTOSII, MERCHANT TAILOR, Occident Hotel Building, ASTORIA ... OREGON Q H. BAIX & CO., DEALER I- Doora, Windows. BUndR, Traa soma, Latnbcr, Etc All kinds of Oak Lumber, Glass. Boat Ma terial, etc. Steam Mill near "Weston hotel. Cor. Gi evivo and Astor streets. J G. FAIRFOWL & SON, STEVEDORES AN-D RIGGERS Portland and Astoria. Oreeon. Refer by perinuaion to Rogers. Meyers &Cc, Allen & Lewis, Corbitt&Macleay, Portland. Oreron. UHIiENIIAKT Jt 8CHOEXE. Occident Hotel Hair Dressing Saloon ASTORIA - OREGON. Dot, Cold, Shower, Hteara and Salphar BATHS. fSpecIal attention giyen to ladles' and children's hair cutting. Private Entrance for Ladies. jyTLlJAItl TRY, PRACTICAL COOT AXD SHOE MAKER. Cukxamus Stkkkt. opposite Adieus Book Store, - A3TOIUA, UREGOK. -Perfect fits guaranteed. All work warranted. Give me a trial. All order promptly filled. W. U M'OABK, Astoria. J. A. BHOTYTf Portland. BUOW.V & UrCABE, STEVEDORES AND RIGGERS. Astoria office At E. C. Holden's Auction store. Portland oflIce24 B street. 13-tf Music Lessons. T. F. CULLEN and C E. BARNES TEACHERS OF VIOLIN, PIANO, GUITAR, COR NET AND BANJO, Would like a few pupils on either of the above instruments. Terms Eight lessons for five dollars. JS'-Orders left at Stevens & Sons book store will be promptly attended to- To-Night. To-Night. GRAND BALL. AT MUSIC HALL, THIS EVENING. JE3m jSL. Q-UI-KTIKr. dealer In FAMIT.Y GROCERIES, XAJnCS, HIM. FEED AXto HAY Cash paid for country produce. Small proflts on cash sales. Astoria, Oregon, cor ner of Main and Squemocahe streets. I. W. CASE, IMPORTER AND WHOLESALE AND RE TAIL DEALER IN GEMAL MERCHANDISE Corner Chenamus and Cass streets. ASTORIA --- OREGON. Wm. Houseman of Portland B EGS LEAVE TO NOTIFY HIS friends and customers that lie has opened A FISHERMAN'S CLOTHING AND FURNISHING GOODS STORE Next to G. "W. Hume's grocery store. F. HO USEMAN, Agent -fil Htm ilk THE DEW DROP INN ! Oh, fishermen, all hear the good news ! A fine saloon is started with best of Liquors, Wines and Beer, AND FINE FREE LUNCH UNGUARDED. The tiraadest Caviar and Cheese, IN SANDWICH THICK AND THIX And will you spend a pleasant hour; drop In at the DEW" DROP INN on Concomly street J.T.BOBCHEIS; 1 u.' ',