w n riffm i iii iii mi iii i nn miMi in 1 1 eeg XUMimjUOAUHimg.JKJJJJ ygixz ails sfcrciaix. ASTORIA. OREGON : . C. IKELAXD ErtUor. SUNDAY April 0. 1870 Cultivate Your Talent. One talent, well cultivated, deepened and enlarged, is worth a hundred shallow faculties. The iirst law of success this day, when to many matters are clamoring for attention, is concentration; to bend ;ill the energies to one point, look in"; neither to the right nor to the left. It has often justly been said that a great deal of the wisdom of a man in this century is shown in leaving things unknown : and a xgreat deal of his practical sense in leaving things undone. The day of universal scholars is past. ' Life is short and art is long.51 The range of human knowledge has increased so enormously that no brain can grapple with it, and j the man who would know one thing well must have the cour age to be ignorant of a thou sand things, however attract ive or inviting. As with knowl edge, so with work. The man who would get along must single out his specialty, and into that must pour the whole stream of his ac tivity all the energies of his hand, eye, tongue, heart, and brain. Broad culture, many-sidedness, are beautiful things to centemplate: but it is the narrow-edged men the men of single and intense pur pose, who steel their souls against all things else who accomplish the hard work of the world, and who are everywhere in demand when hard work is to be done. That Funny Column. The Peculiar Effect of Humorous Para graphs. Camden Post- A city paper thought it must do x-. 1 - ftfc-e fts neighbors and'have a para graph column. It advertised for the right sort of a man in this way: "Wages no object; good looks not desirable; good sense not expect ed." The man came and went to work. One column was his task, and he furnished it. It looked well as printed, and the publisher hoped for good results. During the following day a plain-looking farmer came m and asked the edi tor for the man who wrote that column. The paragrapher was -speedily summoned. "You are the author of this col umn, I hear" said the farmer.aY"es, iiir," proudly rubbing his hands. "I owe you a debt which 1 can only partly repay you in money; but here are $5 which I insist on you taking as an earnest jf grati tude I feel toward you." The man of paragraphs took it and asked what was the special cause of gratitude. The farmer said : " You saved my brother's life after he had been given up by the doctor. t was this way : lie was taken last Monday with a fit of laughing hys terics, which got worse and worse. We had tried everything in vain; had taken him to funerals and scenes of all the horrible accidents we could hear of, but still he laughed and laughed. Medicine was equally useless, and there .seemed nothing but death for him. He could not eat, drink, or sleep ; nothing but laugh. His mouth stretched twice its usual width, and his jaws were almost para lyzed. I got your paper and com- irienced reading your column of omics to him. Before i had got to the end of the first one I could Jiotice an improvement in him, nd by the time I had got half through the column his mouth was imtirely closed, and he wis calm as -ever. He has never latin led since. nnd I don't believe he ever will. That is the cause of n y gratitude. Is it not enough?" The publisher thought so, and concluded to dis- 23nse with the original column of J 'luunj paragraphs. Tudor, -yho 3eft New York for a 'Sinrse back ride to Pataironia. wins A-nAAi. 4vi a & $00,000 bet if he succeeds. Egyptian Writing now the .Indents Perpetuated their Thoughts. Contemporary Iievicxc. "Writing was as old in Egypt as architecture and sculpture. The papy rus reed furnished the most ancient material for paper in the days cf the oldest monuments. The dry climate has preserved a great number of ancient rolls, of which part are religious, and of these again the greater are part copies of one book, the "Ritual," which French scholars call the "Funeral Ritual," and Germans the "Book of the Dead." It is a book evidently compiled from time to time, divided into sections, originally separate books, and chapters, each chapter being usual ly illustrated by a representation of its chief subject above the text. Part of this book has been found of the date of the eleventh dynasty (B. C. 2000,) and, according to its own state ment, which derives collateral support from a more general assertion of Mane tho, one chapter was discovered in the time of the great pyramid-building kings of the fourth djmasty. There can be no doubt that the greater part is of extreme antiquity. TWO GREAT DIFFICULTIES Assail us m the endeavor even to con strue this book. Ic was held to be specially advantageous to the muinmi- Gecl Egyptian that a copy should be deposited in his tomb. Consequently it became the custom to write these copies in great numbers, and, as they were not intended to be read, the scribes were careless in their copying. Hence arise a multitude of errors which at every step embarrass the student. The other difiiculty is due to the causes which render the Egyp- i tian religious writings more hard to interpret than the historical. Yet, thanks to M. DcRougo's patience and skill, the general purport of the work is n w understood. It is, throughout, text and commentary, and curiously simpler than the commentary, which, by its allegorizing method, renders the obscurity of the subject greater. The theme of the ritual is the story of man's fate in the nether world, and the text consists of a series of prayere to be said in each of the several zones through which the soul was to pass on its way to judgment, and the con fession of innocence that was to insure its aquittal. It might be supposed that so great a matter would have been treated in THE LOFTIEST STYLE Of which the language was capable, with the simplicity of the Egyptain memoir, the pathos of the dirge, and the occasional grandeur of the histori cal writings and the religions hymns. But it is far otherwise. Nowhere is the lower element of the Egyptain re ligion so evident as in the "ritual. It is obscure and mysterious, without elevation or disnitv. The student seeks in vain for a single passage worthy of the ideas conve3red through the eye by the pyramids and the tombs of the kings. He wanders through a labyrinth peopled by the forms of the lowest superstition, and the idea forces itself upon him that the negro element of the Egyptain mind is here dominant, not aiwaj's in the thoughts, but always in their expression. Nothing more forcibly shows the strength of this ele ment, not even animal worship. Side by side with the ritual we find another work relating to the underwood, the "Book of the Lower Hemisphere," describing the journeyings of the soul after death through twelve zones cor responding to the twelve houra of the nocturnal sun. This book was in fashion at the period to which most of the tombs of the kings (nineteenth and twentieth dynasties) belong, and their pictures afibrd the illustrations of its chapters, A Bad Fix. Tfcc 1Viiiuit Mho Kolhcrcd n rostOfllce 1 crlf. Fiinn the Detroit Free Press. At an early hour yesterday morning a woman called at the post-office and I irarchased a three-cunt stamp, and had ! it already ' 'licked" to paste on her letter, when she discovered that she had left the letter at home. She re ceived the heart-felt sympathy of the stamp clerk and went home for the letter. At 11 o'clock, when the stamp window was besieged by a crowd, the woman returned, having the letter in one hand and a minute fragment of a postage-stamp in the other. "Stand out of the way for a poor distressed woman T' she called out s she made for the window, and those who didn't obey were poked aside in a way to be remembered by their ribs. The change which one biryer was about to p(cket was swept off the board on the floor by her arms, and she held the fragment of stamp and exclaimed to the clerk: " Do you dare deny, sir, that you sold me a three-cent stamp two hours ago? "I think I sold you a stamp," here pl eel. "And I didn't have any letter here. After I'd eaten all the paste off the stamp I couldn't find my letter. You remember?" "Yes, 1 remember?" "Weil, sir, I carried that stamp all I the way home on the tip of my finger. ! , t i-i ... . .:j.J b-.n " i uu is uuwn on uie wmuy-axu iiiii I could find my Litter, and what did my little Clarence do but pick it up -nd begin to chew away, and by the time I could choke his mouth open nothing was left but this little bit." "And you want another!" "I demand another, sir, in place of this!" "I couldn't do that." "But you'll have to! This is the stamp I bought of you ! Look for yourself and see. I make oath that I never put it on a letter. Am I to be cheated out of my three cents in such a back-handed way 1" The crowd began to call out and jostle her, but by vigorous use of feet and elbows she cleared the space again and said : " I demand a new stamp !" The clerk tried to explain how she couldn't get one in exchange, but she interrupted : " Have I got to murder my child and get the rest of the stamp! !N ev er ! I'll never leave this windy till I have a new stamp put on my letter to Thomas !" The clerk tried to explain again, but she brought the letter down with a thud and said: "1 leave this letter here. It is to my Thomas in Port Huron. If he doesen't get it in three days you'll hear from me and my four big girls and three sons, and when our family nets started on a row, we never stop mi tiie uujjUiJl puau-uuiuu m xiiiiwiv-u. At dark last night the clerk was undecided. He doesn't like to be bluffed into going down for his small change, but in the dim future he sees a solemn procession, headed by a de termined old lad3T, marching down the corridor to make a vacancy in the ranks of government. The IVceklj A.storian. One of the best paj.ers published on the Pacific coast, is mailed to Mibscri hers every Friday, postage paid to any part of the "United States, at the follow ing rates, in advance: One Year $:t 00 Four Months 1 00 Single Copy 10 Tf A. limited number of Miiall adver-l tisements will he inserted at the usual rates. Apply at the office, or address D. C. I uk land. Publisher. 2iAKItIi:i. Iii Ilwaco, March olst, 1879, by Rev. Mr. Mathews, at the residence of the brides parents, Mr. Lewis D. Williams and Miss Eliza M. Whealdon, all of Pacific countv. NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. jF'ODBL SATiE I.OW roit CASH. 1 Xargre Steaxx Boiler; 44 by 1C feet. One Imrse Retort ; Two Portable Forges; 1,000 Fire ilrick; Eastern Oak ISont Jjuniber; 2.000 lbs. Xew Cotton Rope; Two Die Presses. ASTORIA FISHERY. ATTJEXTIOX. BIDS "WILL RE DECEIVED FOR THE construction of a dwelling hiui.se in As toria, for Mrs. Eliza Kinuev of Sak'in, until noon of Saturday, April 12th. 1870. Plans and specifications may lie seen at the office ttf Dr. Aug. C.Kinney, Astoria, after April 7th. The light is reserved to reject any and all bids. fTUIIS AGREEMENT "WITNESSETH that JL all business relations including the co partnership heretofore existing between the undersigned under the name of Leveridgc 4t Prindle, in which firm the said Hume was a silent partner, has this day. by the mutual consent of the undersigned, been dissolved. AY. K. LEVERIDGE, R. 1). HUME. C. W. PRINDLE. San Francisco, March 21, 18 1 9. 4 IV. FERGrSOX. Contractor and Builder, All kinds of Carpenters and Joiners AVork promptly and neatly executed. ! PLAN'S, SPECIFICATIONS, and BILLS OF MATERIAL Furnished on short notice at reduced rates. Shop Next door east of Episcopal church. SEEDS! FllSSU AXI TltUK TO XA3IE. TTTE "WILL SEND THE FOLLOWING T i seeds, post-paid, on receipt of price. Ite mit by post-office onler or postage stamps: Beets, per oz 10c Carrot, per oz ice Cabbage, ,per oz..2"c Lettuce, per oz 1 Onion, per oz... .13c Parsnips, per O7...i0c Kadish. per oz lOc Spinach, per oz...loe Turnip, per oz lOe Tomato, peroz. are Also, in 10 cent packets. -all varieties of Yegetabies, Flower and Tree Seeds. Send for price libt. THOMAS A. COX & CO., 1017 Howard street, San Francisco. -1EOKGE ROSS' !f& C- BilliardHoom The only Billiard Itoom in the city wheio no liquors are sold. NEW TABLE JUST PUT UP. GEOKuis has a cosv place and keeps on hand tnc test brand of Cigars. Also, soda, eanuj, nuts, etc. Opposite Altona Chop House. 95-tf GEO. BOSS. Proprietor, T. S. JEWBTT. B. S. KIMBALL. Draying & Trucking. ASTORIA TRUCK & DRAY CO, Squemucqiuj at., hetweon Ca53 and Main, Contracts for graying made and satisfaction eurantceL Orders loft at tho Occident ilo- (teiorfuc eirdby mail promptly filled J jEWETT i KIMBALL, Ia&ies Attention ! 1874. SPRING HAS f!2! r The best selected stock ever before carried in this city. DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, BOOTS AND SHOES, HATS, GAPS. CROCKERY, GLASS WARE, CARPETS, MATTINGS, A FULL LINE IN EACH DEPARTMENT. We call especial atttention to our extra huge invoice of PRICES WAY DOWN. WE SELL ONLY FOR CASH, NO CREDIT. NO HOUSE SHALL UNDERSELL M2. IB. BCAMBUK.G-EH., MAIN STREET. ------- ASTORIA, OREGON". Sole AjceitT for the Xew American Scivihj; 33aeliii:e. TX A iTfjrT7" J 2J& & JU A lU SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW. RECEIVED DIRECT FROM THE EAST PER STEAMER OREGON i BEAUTIFUL AND VARIED LOT, SOME CONTAINING NICELY COLORED PANORAMIC VIEWS. OTHERS ORNAMENTED AVITII CUPIDS, VARIOUS DEVICES Alse: BRIDES AND GROOMS; GODDESS OF LIBERTY; CUPIDS AND WREATHS, And other large, handsome and newest style rake ornaments. ho N'ice fresh e-iu-dies. cakes, and all kinds of confectionery OYSTERS IN EVERY STYLE, AT OPPOSITE THE BELL TOWER. 'SLU uneoms AT THE Old Stand, Near tlie Walla Walla Restaurant --TJIE- IS NOW OPEN AND READY TO SUPPLY FISHERMEN, AND MECHANICS GENERALLY WITH THE BEST QUALITY OP CXUOLXESXS&G BOOTS. jETZZZ SHQES, Gent's Furnishing Goods, Etc. EPffThis is the only place in the cit of Astoria whore jou can huv the (iemiiiie Garters Cane Am Oil Skins, ail all Kills "of Ruler Boots. STXiOods will be sold at the very lowest market rates, hut for CASH ONLY. S. IAXKDER. Proprietor. BUSINESS CARDS. B. F. DENIS0. Y. J. TAYLOK DENNISON & TAYLOR, ATTOKXEYS AT LAW. ASTORIA, OlTEOON. Office Up stairs in Farker's building, comer Chenamus and Benton streets. p xv. rinzrox, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Offick. Pages new building street, Astoria, Oregon. Squemoqhe DK. J. Tv. OLIVEU, lIOXfiOPATHIST. Office. In Shuster's Daguerrean build ing. Entrance Second door above that of the Daily Astokia Cass street. Residence on Jefferson street, corner of Main. "TlOCTOIt HATCH. Successfully treats all Chronic Diseases. AXD DISEASES OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Cancer cured by a new and painless method. Office Chenamus street, corner of Main street, Astoria. D" J. OIJKIEX. CUKES BILLIOVS AND IXTEBMITTENT FEVERS With from one to three doses of his harm less medicine. Also, Private diseases successfully treated. Okkick O'Brieifs hotel. Astoria. Oregon. OTTO BITTEK, WATCHMAKER AND JEWELER. II S KKMOVED TO Main street, Parker's building, ASTORIA, - - - - OREGON. W J3I. BECK, Manufacturer of Boots and Shoes. All kinds of rpimirinf npntlv and iiromntlv attended to EH MAIX ST.. - ASTORIA, OREGON. J. H. D. GRAY, Wholesale and retail dealer in. OYSTJEIiS, by lite SACK, Kay, Oats, Straw, Wood, Etc. General storage and Wharfage on reason able terms. J)OX KOSS, HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTER. Shop on Cass street, Astoria, Oregon. KB- Paper hanging and Kalsomiming a specialty. kso-aiI work guaranteed to give satisfac tion. TO LKSE, TEN ACHES OF TAXI. On Youngs Bay, cleared, will be suitable for dairy, or a chicken ranch, or for garden ing purposes. Within one mile ot the As toria Ttost-olfice fey land. alse: FIVE ACRES. Covered with Hemlock timber, suitable for tannery purposes. Leases will be made for a term of yoarsau may be arranged. KT Apply to J. II. D. (i RAY, fY iii Astoria, Oregon, I 1879: OPENED AT 3) i7l AUCTION SALES. "P C. HOLDEN, Notary Public for the State of Oregon. Keal Estate Agent ami Conveyancer. Agent for the FIREMEN'S FUND INSUR ANCE COMPANY of San Francisco. COMMISSION AGEN1 and AUCTIONEER. Rents and Acconnts Collected, and re turns promptly made. Regular sales day, SATURDAYS at2P. M. N. B. Parties having real estate, lurn) tureorany other goods to dispose of either at auction or private sale should notify me soon as convenient befor the ilav of sal. No storage charged on goods sob' at Auc tion. E. c.iiolik-:x. td Auctioneer. Grand Auction Sale ! I am instructed to sell on Thursday, April 10, 1879, The entire Costly and EICH"t Furniture. Of Mrs. E. Arrigoni, of the Arrigoni Hotel. This furniture was made by the celebrated Oregon Furniture Manufacturing Company of Portland, and is of the best material and new. The furniture will be on exhibition at the premises live days before the sale. For particulars see large posters. B. S. WORSLEY, Auctioneer. MISCELLANEOI'S. New Furniture, WALL FATER, AND OTHER GOODS AT Chas. Heilborn's, ASTORIA, OREGON. The finest and best in the market, all new. pS-HOUSEKEEPERS AKE IN VITED TO CALL AND INSPECT MY CAPvPETS. osrThe public is invited to call, examine my goods and prices. CHAS. TIEILBORN. Astoria, Oregon, April 2. 1ST!). Astoria Liquor Store, AUG. DANIELSON. Proprietor. Water st. Roadway, - Astoiua, Oiucgos. Importer and dealer in WINES, LIQUORS, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC CIGAltS. Sole agent for the celebrated STONEWALL WHISKEY. SEASON ! GERMAN1A BEER HALL AND BOTTLE BEER DEPOT. Chekaiius Street. Astokia. The public are invited to cil! and lenre their orders'. Splendid Lnger o cents a glw. Free Lunch ovory night. WAi. BOOK & Co.. rroprieio. --i iftin-r -nr fcrfMhrnirfrMrt'rtl&ilr- ' AjaijgijmjaSjg OJtL jLAjfe t-fc-JC rL fVcurr JfTJ&r- ffl i