C) iij&& gailaj stefcm. ASTORIA. OREGON: D. C. IKEIiAXI Editor. SUNDAY Sept. CO, 1S77 The Muldoon Theory. A California correspondent not long ago furnished a plausible theory res pecting the genesis of the term ' 'hood lum," that mysterious word which has perplexed, yet fascinated, philolo gists ever since it began to pass cur rent. According to his argument, the word was derived from the nsuno of one Muldoon, who, if we remember rightly, wrote a series of aggressive articles for a San Francisco newspa per, and for a signature adopted an anagram reversing the letters of his name thus: Noodlum. By a typo graphical error an h was substituted for the initial n. The liquid melody of this novel combination of vowels and consonants captivated the public ear, and, deriving significance from the character of the articles to which it was originally attached, it gradually came to be a synonyme for a certain type of recklessness and depravity pe culiar to the Pacific coast. The Mul doon theory, we observe, like most other theories involving important philological considerations, does not pass unquestioned. The Los Angeles Express scouts it as far fetched, and advances a theory of its own. This newspaper professes to have authentic information from a gentleman who "now holds a responsible ofiicial posi tion in the county," that many years ago a gang of street Arabs m San Francisco made a practice of stealing grain from sacks piled upon the wharves, and were in the habit of warning each other of the approach of a policeman by the cry, "Huddle 'em! huddle 'em!" "By that title," says the Express, "the young gamins of the city front were thenceforward des ignated and by some commonly al lowed rule of phonetics the term was contracted to the present word, hood lum." The trouble with this expla nation is that there is no commonly allowed rule of phonetics by which "huddle 'em!" can be contracted to hoodlum. Max Muller says nothing of such a rule, nor can we find men tion of it in any of the many writing of Richard Grant White. Hoodlum might be contracted into huddle 'em, but the converse is ridiculous. Until something less improbable than this is suggested, we must continue to re gard the Muldoon theory as the best now before the public. Russell Jones, collector of cus toms of the port of Chicago, received news by telegraph recently, but had no ofiicial notification of the fact, that Mr. William Henry Smith had been appointed to succeed him because of his violation of the presidential order forbidding government officers to take an active part in politics. IIr. Jones expressed his determination not to resign the office, and did not see why lie should be displaced before his term had expired. He justifies his action "by referring to Mr. Hayes' letter of acceptance, in which he declared his intention of following out the princi ple laid down by the founders of the government that public officers should be secured in their tenure as long as their personal character remained un tarnished and the performance of their duties was satisfactory. Mr. Jones feels warranted in assuming that no charges of official delinquency or wrong doing have been made against him, and says the records of the treasury department will show tliat in less than two years under his admin istration, 37,000 have been saved to the government. In Paris, last month, there was buried the porter of a house iii Rue Yintimille whose life was a notable il lustration of the uncertainty of human affairs. He was by birth a Swede, and while a boy served as page to King Bernadette. Later he became the privy councillor of King Oscar, and one of the highest officials at Stock holm. Leaving Sweden for private reasons, he went to Paris, wliere lie lost all his property and sank into such abject poverty that, being too proud to ask for charity, he must have starved to death had not a number of compassionate gentlemen socured t c position of concierge for him. ifin mirtrnrimviifiaiiiriiiii Respectable Gamblerg. Cropping" of the "Tlt-cr Bevel' oped in IJEinlns: Suits From the Mining and Scientific Tress. Frank McCoppin has filed suit in the Tliird District court against Mark L. McDonald, and for cause of action alleges that on the 5th of March, 1877, the plaintiff placed 85,000 in the hands of defendant to purchase cer tain mining stocks, the defendant agreeing to advance any stmi over and above the 85,000 that might be re quired, charging therefor reasonable interest and broker's commission; that the rriaintiff ordered the purchase of the following stock, viz. ; 910 shares of Exchequer, 200 shares of Eureka Con solidated, and 500 shares of California; that defendant rnirchased said stock, advancing 89,000 of his own money; said stock becoming the property of plaintiff, subject to the lien of defen dant for the sum advanced, together with $500 interst and 70 commis sions; that on the 12th instant the de fendant disposed of the stock, which was worth 20,000, and converted the proceeds to his own use. Plaintiff therefore claims that he was damaged in the sum of 810,000, and asks judg ment for that amount. The action brought by Mrs. Catha rine Kenney to recover $2,000 from E. J. Baldwin was tried by jury in the 15th District court. The story of the plaintiff, ;is given from the witness stand, is as follews: Two years ago she kept a little store in Sacramento, and by the industrious use of her needle, and with the assistance of her mother and sister, a small fortune of some $2,000 was collected together. A friend of hers, named Barton, being aware what money she liad, suggested that it might be greatly increased by investing in mining stocks. He said that he was anxious to obtain a loan of monej7 from Baldwin, and if she would put her money in the hands of the latter it would facilitate his nego tiations for the loan. She declined to speculate in mining stocks, but had no objections to allowing Baldwin to use her money as his own for a time if he would guarantee repayment of the principal. The next day Barton brought Baldwin to her storo and in troduced him. She came to San Fran cisco, and, according to agreement, called at Baldwin's office, accompanied by Barton. This was on the first Tuesday of January, 1875. Baldwin said it was a good time to invest money and exhibited to her a list of mining stocks either of which was a good in vestment. Plaintiff positively declined to take any canceB in atock, but said, if he (Baldwin) would take the money and use it as his own for sixty days, he could have it; and if it made any thing she would be thankful; if not, she would take her money back at the expiration of that time. Baldwin said he had no doubt but that ho could re turn her two dollars for one within 30 days and asked her to return at that time. She called at the expiration of 30 days, when Baldwin said things had not turned out as well as he expected and she had better call thirty days hence. She called as requested and was in formed that Baldwin had gone to Vir ginia City. Again she visited his office and was told he was in the moun tains; and on the third vuit she was informed that he had gone east. When the arrival of Baldwin from the east was announced by the newspapers she called at his office, accompanied by her sister and father, who is about S5 years of age. Baldwin did not at first identify her, and she reminded him of the 82,000 transaction, "Oh, yes," he-remarked, "yes you owo me four or five thousand dollars." '-'How so?" was the reply. "Stocks have gone down," said Baldwin, "But I did nt invest in stocks. Tou took my money to use as your own, agree ing to return it in sixty days," said the confiding woman. Some further conversation followed and sha left the office. On a subsequent occasion, Baldwin told her she had better give him a receipt in full and trust to his generosity to reimburse her. She re plied that she had trusted to his gen erosity once and would not do so again. Baldwin alleges in defense, that he purchased 25 shares of Ophir on a margin for the plaintiff at her request, for S7,312, of which sun? he paid 5,-3-49 out of his own pocket; that the stock depreciated greatly in value, and that the plaintiff refused to pay him the balance and broker's commission. He claims that she is indebted to him in the sum of $5,349, and asks judg ment for that amount. It came out in Mr. Baldwin's testi mony that while Mrs. Kenney's Ophir stock was going down so rapidly he had several millions in the same stock and was making about a million n. I month on his investment. He also testified that he is now worth between $8,000,000 and $10,000,000. The ar guments were concluded and the case given to the jury. After an absence of half an hour, the inrv rofnmnrl verdict in favor of the plaintiff for Oregon, the queen sate of the north west holds in her right hand long lire and unusual health, and in her left great wealth and power, and invites the indus trious from all parts of the world to come i arc! partake of them. rntriiairwyi""rir it" The annual exports from Oregon repre sent an average of three hundred and eighteen dollars, gold, to every voter. Abundance of good and cheap govern ment, railroad, and private lands m Ore gon. No land monopolies, as in Califor nia. Variety ot timber in Oregon of ex ceptional excellence for industrial purpo ses. Oregon has great mineral resources, especially coal, iron, lend, gold and silver. Pine natural water system, vast water powor. Oregon waters abound with fish. The inhabitants of northwest and western Oregon, including twelve coun ties of the State, and embracing the gient valley of the "Wallnmet and its forks," enjoy seven months of spring, summer and autumn weather thatare almost equal to southern or eastern Oregon for bright and cheerful weather and a braeing and healthy atmosphere. The five winter months, from November to March, bring a bountiful rain that produces,, in- due season, unfailing crops. These rains re tard, but tcarcely prevent, labor outride, in any department, and of 150 days of winter, at least a third of them aredry and bright. Eastern Okegox The Astorian is doing more for the interests of Eastern Oregon than any other paper in the State. If you have a friend or a relative in that section of this country, send him the pa per on trial. Only one dollar for four months. NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. ArlunrfioinrF i Tlie Astorlnn has a naVertlSingil larger iruiilatimi on the Columbia river than all other state papers combined. THE SI SVHEIl GEX.i , rAJU X , "Will be dispatched from to Tilla- mooK u arrow days, ror or passage applyJEt Astoria to ;innky. TXMKPliETEli. le undersimied is fanilliar witli the Russhjh, Norwegian. Swedish ami other lnilgu&cs. and oilers his semees to the pub lic as :pi interpreter insuitsit law. contracts, etc., iii which foreignersMid citizens from the north of Europe whox-aimot speak Eng lish wcu, are interested: CHARLES Jf ARRISON, Astoria T70H i& The undersimied wishes to sell lots 3 and 4, block li'j, Shively's Astoria ; one good dwelling limine hard imi.-dicd, a large well containing water enough to supply ships, situated inside of the Farmers warehouse, so-called, fronting on the Columbia river. For further particulars inquire at the Asto Juan ollice or to the owner on the place. Jas. McCANN. September 28, 1877. 21-im CJMLltEXDOX IIOTJfcX. PORTLAND 0 KEG ON . Zieber & Knowles, Prop'rs. Situated opposite all the Railroad and Steamship Offices. Street Can pass the House every five Minutes Free Coach to awl from the JTouve. Pacific Coast Steamship Co- For Snn Francisco Direct. STEAMSHIP ANC0N, fDEBNEY Compandor. Will Leave Astoria for San Francisco, on Friday Morning:, Sept. 28. 1877. Freight and Passage cheaper than anj Other Line. For freight or paago apply to J. U. HUSTLER. Agent Astoria. NEW GOODS! NEW PRICES! GEORGE W. CORNART, Is constantly receiving the finest assortment OF BLANK BOOKS. STATIONERY. OFFICE FIXTURES AND NOTIONS. ALL THE LATEST PUBLICATIONS OF SHEET MUSIC AND MUSICAL IN8THU3IEXTS. Agont for Sherman & Hyde's Pianos and Organs sold on Installments. ALSO FINE IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC CIGARS AND TOBACCO, CONSTANTLY ON HAND. North side of Chenamus street, between Cass and Mam - - - Astokia, Okkgox. TtfSSOLUTION. The co-partnership heretofore existing under the firm name of Classen &: Daviscoun, Astoria, Oregon, is by mutual consent dis solved. The undersigned will continue the business as heretofore, at the Astoria Leer Hall, nndsottlcal. WHs. )vyiscoukt Astoria, Oregon, Sept. 17, 18 so-3v ap aijarriaie Slop. Squoinocqha street, between "Washington and Polk streets. ASTORLV OREGON 1IJBXII V GALLOU, I'roprictor. rpiIE PROPrJETORimiNCiS WITH HIM A. an oxperienco of 25 years in this business, and having constructed vehicles of all di3 cription from A Hussy of 12." Pounds lVeislit TO Ail 8,500 Pound. 11 ajson. Is prepared to guarantee satisfaction to any who may patronize him. Ho will uso nono but the best materials, and wiU mako wagons and carriages equal to any shop in tho country. K7Teions in want of work will save money by finding this shop. K3-Blacksmithing and ship work promptly att-.ndod to. BILLS OF LADING, WAY BILLS, Receipts, and all kinds of Commer cial Printing, done at tho Astorian ofiico. CALL; EXAMINE, ORDER.-Q IWMMMWiWaHtWWL'MIWl.lH.'JI.W 1 HM ayBryqjViyvwyx.irj MISCELLANEOUS. BUY XOXK BUT THE JSE1V IDIPROVED FLOEBNGE SEWING MACHINE, THE BEST -- WORLD For sale at the- CITY BOOK STORE, J. H. D. GRAY, "Wholesale and retail dcaluriin. FLOUR,. FEED, QATS, HAY, STRAW. lVGOI. etc.. Also wholesale dealer in Shoalwater Bay OYSTERS, Received fresh from the- bed four times a week. On the wharf foot of Benton street, Astoria, Oregon. F. S. MEADE, MERCHANT TAILORr axd Iealer in fientx Fimr Inrnishiiis: CHENAMUS ST., - - ASTORIArOREGON && FEENCH, W5tfft& ENGLISH M A& and AMERICAN M-d CLOTHS, 3 Ww3W y CASSIMEEE5 and VESTING?, CONSTANTLY ON HAND, ARNDT & FERCHEN, BLACKSMITHS AND MACHINISTS rf 1'oot of Washington Street, x-,3r wir?. near Kinno s' Fishery, fc?f i2 ASTORIA, OliEUOX.-fcS HAYING SECUKEI) AN ENGINE AND Latho, and tho best of workmanship, wo aro now prepared to do ALL KIN DS OF CANNERY WORK, ENGINE AND STEAMBOAT "WORK OP ANY DES CRIPTION. it3 Horse-shoeing, repairing, and all kinds of blacksmithing promptly attonded to at rea sonable rate?. CANDY FACTORY. THE unikrsicsn:d take plkasukk to ANNOUNCE TO THKIlt 1'ATlCONS AND IiKALKllS IN KKXP.UAL. THAT THKY HAVK LATELY LAIlfiELYINl'nEASEOTHKin FAC tory and ake now prepared to "fur nish as good an assortment in their line as any house on the coast. Special inducements to cash custo mers. AlISKY & IIEGELE, 1. O. IIOX G4. 105 First Street. Factory on Alder Street, lietwecn First and Second Street, 1'ortland, Oregon. Astoria Brewery Saloon, And Bottled Beer Depot ! MAIN STREET, ASTORIA. RUDOLPH BABTH, MICHAEL MYERS, Proprietors. The Best (Duality Lager Beer, FIVECENTS A GLASS. KS" The patronage of tho public is rospoct fully solicited. Orders for Lagor, or Bottled Beer, in any quantity, promptly filled. f&5 Free- Lunch day and night E. S. aiERRILL & CO., Blacksmiths and Machinists. Capt. ROGERS' OLD STAND a car .hxprcss Umce, ASTORIA, - OREGUN. All work in our lino, heavy orlight, dono with neatness and dtepatch. HOKSESHOEIKG, WAGON, AND Farm Work a Specially. HAVING SECURED THE SERVICES OF Mr. S. A. Gaines of Ky., an experienced Farrier of 25 years in tho business, and well known to Astoria horsemen, wo aro prepared to do shoeing in a manner to euro lameness or pre vent it in horses cntrustod to our care. Mtfi"AU work warranted and at reasonablo raes. G-keat Seduction IN P3EIICBS2 J THE PIONEER "Boot & s55E Corner of Cass and Squemocoha fctreet. ASTOKIA, OREGON. FOR THE NEXT THIRTY DAYS I WILL SELL ALL MY LARGE STOCK OF Mens', Boys', Ladies', Miss es and Children's BOOTS AND SHOES At a considerable reduction from previous prices, many kinds AT COST! C.J.SMITH, Prop AUCTION SALES. Tp C. HOLDEN, AUCTIONEER and COM MISSION AGENT CHEAMUS ST. ASTORIA. OREGON. Consignments respectfully soliitodr bills col lected and returns promptly made. Regular Sales 3)ay. Satuvrtny, Itefer by permission to C.S.WHHJ1IT. WAKKEN ainGUIHE Hon. J. Q. A. BOW LIS Y A. VAX DUSEN. J."V,EAKHAItT. T.. C. 2TOX.DKX. AweUoiicci. B. S. "WOilSLEY. yl UCTWN & COMMISSION MERCHANT.. Office, on 31am street opposite Washihgto Marked From 7 to D o'clock P. M Regular Sales Day, SnCurti:!-, sit iO O'CIool; A. 31. Will purchase nnd soil real estate, raorcha3 disc-furniture, etc. Consignments respectfully solfeited. Diagrams and terms to be had on-applicatiou to the Auetioncer. BrS, WORSLEY HOTELS AiJ RESTAURANTS. UNION HOUSE, Cor-Squemocqlia anil Lafa. ette Streets,. AJ5T01UA, OREGOX. THIS- HOUSE HATIXG BEEN new!- re-pafnted awf furnisiiods throughout i now open to the acconimoda tinnjii tin' public. iTy Tho honse oeing irv iihv: Uam$ now can gu:jantett satisfaction. 3Jo:snI nail ijMljriitfr per TTeelc ..,$5 OfV Uuavd p:v Wcdi- ,....,. . 4 IHH MUS. it. E. TURXER, Proprietress. Private Lodging House. Mrs, J. W,-MUNSON, Proprietress. CHEXAMTJS ST., ASTORIA,- Choice Rooms (furnished) to- let b?7 the Month, Day or "Week, at reasonable prices. QCCIDEXT HOTEL-, A. J. MEGLER, C. 3. VTSLimV, Proprietors Astoria, Oregon, Tho Proprietors aro happy to anneiniaclh'sfl tho above Hotel has boon Repainted and Refurnished Adding greatly to tho comfort of its guests; AND IS SOW THE BEST HOTEL NORTIT OF SAN FRANCISCO. R. H. CARDWKLIi. C.H.PKRKISS Farlier House Hotel, Cornor Main and Coneomly streets, ASTORIA OREGOX. Car dwell & Porldns, Proprietors. aHIS IS TnELARtiiir HOTEL IN AS . torin. new and now furniture, furnished in first olass stylo. The table will bo supplied with tho best tho markot afford?. Accomodations to suit tho times, from SI 15 to S25U per day. Steamers and sail boats leave tho wharvou and slips near tho Hotel, daily for Port StQ venSj tort Canby, Skipanon, Eort Clatsop Soa aido. Ocean Beach, Knappton, Chinook, Unity, Oysterville and other pieces of resorz in this vicinity. c53""Thero aro now fivo large salmon can neries in Astoria, which employ over 1200 per sons in tho various branches of tho business, making Astoria as it now is, a point of interest to visitors, independent of its cool invigorating summor climate. OYSTERS ! OYSTERS ! SERVED IN EVERY STYLE AT SCimJSERS COFJECTIOEUY AND Refreshment Saloon. All kinds of French, German and American Candies constantly on hand, wholesale and retail at the lowest eash price. ALSO "Wedding cakes made to order on short notice. The patronage of the public Is respectfully solicited. CENTRAL COFFEE SAXiOOZiT. Coneomly st., between Benton and Lafayette, ASTORLA., OREGOX. THOMAS nioFARfcASro, JProp. pALIFORXIA RESTAURANT. VTATER STREET ROADAVAY. Opposite Oregon Steam Navigation Company's Wharf ASTORIA OREGON Tho above new Restaurant will bo open from and after to-morrow, Sunday. January 7th, lbTti. 1). BUSANICti J: CO. Proprietors. . C. IIOLDEX. L. LATJGHERY. HOLDEN & LAUGHERY, UPHOLSTERERS AX1 FUKXI TUIIE EAI12IfiS. At the old stand IIOLDEX'5 AUCTION ROOMS on Chenamus street All kinds of upholstcty and cabinet work done to order. Manufacturers of Lounges, Spring Beds, . AND Of any size and quality. Picture Frames and Furniture Manufac-. tured or Repaired by Experienced Workmen. fiSTSccond hand Furniture bought and soldv