Ml -jamirvr -mfciMM Tri-Weekly AstorianJ n ASTORIA.- Dec 2, IS73 i W M j i x , . ,. I IIATE A JEOO&. ! I hate a fool like pizen, Bad-as I hate a thief, And hate a liar, for they all Bring other folks to grief; I hate a noseing gossip, "Whose nabty prying snout Pokes inter peoples business, To ferret bii'thin? out. I hate their pizen scandal, N"o matter how it's fixed "With guesses, lies and heresays Benevolently miied, And dealt out free as water In long .November rains And may the king of brimstone Bewrd 'em for their pains. I s.lkn-5 hate a, drunkard, A loafer, and a fop; And hate a kid-glove dandy, "Whobe brains are soft as pop; I hate deceit and fawning, . And hate like all possessed A snarling, jawing temper That gives nobody rest. Old Experience. OUR SPIGERY. The Home Circuit Walking about with a baby in the night. "Bedad, I never was in a coun try before where they had so much land that they had to stack it," is the remark ijnputed to a son of Ire .ind after he had inspected the nu merous hills and mountain-ranges of Oregon. An unsophisticated farmer when asked by the paying teller of a bank what denomination he would have his bills in, replied. "You- may give me a sprinklin of Presbyterian, but the heft on 'era I'll take in good old Hard-shell Baptist." The total absence of boot-jacks, pomatum pots, and other household missiles in the remains of Swiss lac ustrine villages leads Dr. Hartmann the celebrated ethnologist, to the conclusion that the domestic cat was unknown to pre-historic man. - You ought to let me pass here free of charge, considering the be nevolent nature of my profession," said a physician to a toll-gate keeper. " Not so," was the reply, " you send too many dead-heads through here jiow." The doctor did not stop to argue the point, but paid his toll and passed on. The caution of the New England er in giving an answer to a direct question was illustrated the other day, when a man asked an. Eastern friend whose family were not noted for very active habits. " Was not your father's death very sudden?" Slowly drawing one hand from his pocket, and pulling down his beard, the interrogated cautiously replied, " Waal, rather sudden, for him."- An absent-minded smoker nam ed Yancy undertook to wbisper some thing of importance in the ear of old Mr. .Reynolds, Saturday, but in his absent-mindedness' neglected to re move his cigar, the fire end of which was driven right into, the old gentle man's ear. Mr. Reynolds jumped htraiglit up in. the air about six feet, and on coming down split Yancys nose by a well directed blow, Yancy picked himself up, and smarted for home, declaring in a rage that he'd not tell old Reynolds what he was going to. Mil T- . J-? 1 nr . t -r-jLjie iansas ,ity limes tells 2J pathetic tale of a poor widow in deep destitution and distress in that city, who twenty years ago was a famous actress invLondon and in the English provinces, and became the wife of Jx)rd Denbigh, and afterward of somebody else. The enthusiastic newspaper man says she still. " pre-J serves all the dignity of Queen Eliza beth." We don't "see how she can possibly live in Kansas City and do that. Andrew Jackson was once mak ing a stump speech in a country vil lage out West. Just as he was con cluding, Amos Kendall, who sat be bide him, whispered, "Tip 'em a lit tle Latin, General, they won't be satisfied without it." The " hero of New Orleans" instantly thought of a phrase he knew, and, in a voice of thunder, wound up his speech by exclaiming: " E pluribus unum, Sine qua non, Ne plus ultra, Multum in parvo." The effect was tremendous, ami the shouts could be heard for miles, 'Even a boy's vacation in the country 'may not be full of pleasure, if wemay jucjge from a young New Yorker's letter to his mother. "The j)each trees here are too slippery for me.tb clfyib;, uncle; won't let me sail boats-in the.vmilk pails; there's no bird's- Ji'estsafomid'.that I can see: Sal lie Law spilt molasses on my best punis,- a- Biutuvsr wrrirn i am, WOO .mn;-tno.jiw5t.-Modelt Workmen, and boft plaVK'ithlne we'dm il;gpld tchiiri; I'atont Ajsentjpt Washington; the only reliable, ' ind I want to go home" ' - ' tfj&iUf0 intuntions PMtcthrjigH,in; Xetcoralegical Report Hours of Observation 7 u. 2 and 9 p. m. By Louis "Wilson Bar I Thermometer Dir. of wind Nov. Bain -fall Mean Moan Max I M in 1 2.. NE NE SE East South South a...- 4.. 5 6..... 7..... 8..... I)... 10..... 11 12 13 14 15..... 16 17 I!) "West NE NE West SW NE NE SW" NE NE NE NE NW NE NE.0 South AVest North NE East SW 201 21 22 2&.... 24 25 2(5 27 28 29 30. ASTORIA MARKETS. Astorian Office, Dec, 1. Following is a correct list of prices ruling in this market to-day: Sugars Crushed ?i lb 14 San Francisco Gulden - 12 Sandwich Island 12 Coffee Costa Bica 25 Fresh Ground 37 Chocolate 37? Teas Young Hyson 7o Japan 65 Flour Standard $ sack 1 73 Meali sack .; 2 00 Crackers 3 lb,...... 10 Candles .25 Bice 10 Fine Salt 3 cwt. : 2 25 Saloratus " lb 12 Soda.. , 12 Vinegar "? gallon '. 50 Golden Syrup gallon 60 Hams $ lb : 1S20 Bacon $ lb ;..... 1315 Lard lb 1516 Butter "tf lb 30(&3f Eggs $ dozen 60 " C'hoeso tJ lb 20g23 Applos Green B bushel 73 Peaches dried tft lb 1418 Honey $ !b nono Potatoes ift lb , . lc Onions J lb 3c Bran 3 cwt, Si 10; Shorts SI 75, Wheat, $2 25 Hay per ton $18 00 Oats 'tf lb i Oil cake $ cwt 2 2o Hides, dry, lb 12c14c " green i lb 5 6c Deer Skins, lb 25c Elk skins "tf lb 15c Church Notices, Grace Church, (Prot. Episcopal) Rev. T A Hyland Beetor, Divino services overy Sunday at 10 a m and 7 i m; Sunday School at 1 r m Congregational Church, Bev A W Tenny Pastor, Divine services overy Sunday at 10 a Mand7 p m; Prayer Mooting every Thurs day evening, Sunday School meets at 12 m PROFESSIONAL CARDS. FRANK J. TAYLOR, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ASTORIA, OREGON. Office Brown's Building. Special attention givon to the examination of titles and tho col lection of debts. , ocJOtf WM. L. McEWAN, RESIDENT ATTORNEY", Astoria, Oregon. H. B. PARKER, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, ASTORIA, OREGON. itfsr" Always. Ready for Busin ess. "1vi HENRY S. AIKEN, NOTARY PUBLIC, j ASTORIA, OREGON. A. VAN-DUSEN, NOTARY PUBLIC, Astoria, Oregon. DR. S. W. DODD, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, ASTORIA, OREGON. GBOfiGR'H. DURIfAM. H. Y. THOMPSON. DURHAM & THOMPSON, Attorneys at Law, Portland. Office 101) First Street, opposite Occidental Hotel. auW M. F. MULKEY, ATTORNEY AT LAW - Portland. Office in Pittock's Building, Corner Front and Stark sts., (up Stairs). slG CAPLES & MORELAND, Attorneys at Law, Portland, Oregon Office inPittock's Building, Corner of 'Front and Stark stroets.jup Stairs;. slii A. II. TOWNSENn. C. HEAL, TOWNSEND & BEAL, ATTORNEYS AT LATV, PORTLAND, OREGON. flmcK rn Odd Fellows' Temple. nlo O. P. JIASM, ATTORNEY AT LA"W, PORTLAND, OREGON. 8" Land Cases and Titles a specialty rsx Dn. A. D. ELLIS, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office on Stark Street, Portland, Oregon 30,1:8 45.2 48.8 43.2 30,X3 45.5 49.8 42.7 30,024 48.0 51.0 4i.O 29.845 4'L9 50.0 43.4 0.02 29,728 52.2 53.2 50.0 0.57 29,895 50,7 s53.0 47.7 0.10 29,958 S4.2 55.8 52.5 0.58 30,026 53.8 58.9 50.6 0.16 80,153 53.7 56.4 52.0 0. 30,123; 54.1 59.9 50.3 29,074 i 53.1 60.4 48.0 29,920 j 50.1 52 3 48 6 30,003 50 4 33 7 47 7 0.32 30,204 44 9 47 3 43 0 0 84 30,173 49 4 518 46 4 0 30,261 52 0 54 7 50 3 OK 30,229 48 3 52 8 46 0 0.29 29,969 471 54 1 44 0 30,015 43.8 49.0 39.5 29,880 44 8 47 0 412 30,051 48 0 49 9 46 0 0.37 30.308 461 46 9 44 9 0.11 30.309 49 7 53 0 47 0 0.71 30,035 313 54 4 47 4 0.01 30,162 48 4 53 0 43 5 0.26 30,237 39 Oj 43 0 36 4 0.32 29,971 34 7 38 0 33 0 29,734 34 U 38 0 27 7 29,640 38 2 410 34 8 29,775 36 4 37 8 34 0 0.48 KRUMBIEN & GILBERT, ARCHITECTS AND DRAUGHTSMEN, , INVENTOR'S EXCHANGE, Croo!s Building...; -....'.....Portland, Oregon. ire-The Best Counsel; tho-Bost Draughs- PORTLAND ADVERTISEMENTS Allen & Lewis, Shipping and Commission Morchanta, and Wholesale Dealers. 18, 20 and 22 North Front st, Portland Oregon San Francisco effice: Corner of California and Front Street. James Laidlavr. Henry James Gato. Laicllaw & Gate, Importers and Commission Merchants, 23 Front Street, Portland. Oregon. London Agents: REDFETZN, ALEXANDER & Co. EAGLE AND EXCELSIOR SODA WORKS! R. J. Walker .Dealer in. Soda, Sarsaparilla and Cider, All kinds of Syrups, Porter, Ale and Brandy Coloring. Cor. Front and Ash Streets, Portland, Oregon. sl6 George E. Hibbard; Shipping, Storage, and Commission Merchant, No. 21 North First str., Corner of Ash, Portland, Oregon. DEALER IN OREGON and California Pro duce, also importer of and Wholesale dealer in C..A. & C. M. Hibbard's celebrated Hand Made Boots and Shoes. M Call and oxaniino my stock before pur chasing elsowhere. Consignments solicited. tt2 All business entrusted to mo will receive prompt attention. slotf W. Jackson & Co., Front Street, Portland, Importers and Wholesale Dealers in Crockery, Glas8waref Cutlery, JPlqted Ware, Wooden Ware, Coal Oil, Furnishings, Etc., Etc. And also Agents for Perkins & House's Patent Metallic Kerosene or Coal Oil Safety Lamps'! ES5"Onrstock having been selected and ship ped direct to us from manufacturers in tho East and Europe, wo aro prepared to sell to the trado at such rates as wo think will induce trado. aul2 tf THE MSDect i) Manufactured by Lazarus & Morris, Hartford, Connecticut, ANEW METHOD OF FITTING GLASS es to tho eyo of any person Avho cannot spare tho time to come and select for them selves. Any person who will send us a copy for sample of tho smallest sized typo that they can read at an ordinary distance, can bo liftetl to glasses that will suit tho eyo. L. C. HEXRICHSEN, & Co.. Solo Asonts, 1011 First street, Portland. au7 D.W.WILLU3IS. GEORGK T. MYERS. Williams & Myers, !No. 5 Central Block, Front st., Portland. Commission Merchants, Dealers in Groceries and Oregon Produce, 1 Oreg( ain, F Gr lour, Mill Feed, Bacon, Lard, etc. . Ample Fire-Proof Storage. Consignments- Solicited. :5S33San Fran cibco Agent, sl6 G. MITCHLER, 213 Clay street. It. C. JAMOX. JANION, RHODES k CO., Livorpool. ictoria, D. C. Janion & Rhodes, Importers and Commission Merchants Front Street, Portland. Lloyd's Agents for Oregon TnE PIONEER ENGLISH nOUSE IN the city, and the founders of a direct lino of Clipper Ships between Liverpool and Port land, offer for sale tho largest assortment of In Portland. -3Appointed Agents for J & R Ten nent's Celebrated "brand of Ale and Stout; Wm Younger & Co's Celebrated Edin burg ale; Gilroy Brothers & Co.'s Dundee Gram Sacks, Wool Sacks and Burlap. Sole Agents for Blood, Wolfe & Co's Celebrated brand of ale and Stout; Ind, Coope & Co.'s Celebrated Burton ale; "Win McEwan's Celebrated Edinburg ale; "Worthington's Liverpool Salt; Hock in, "Wilson & Co'S- Celebrated London Pickles and Sauces; J & J Armistead's Celebated Durham Mu&taid; J & H D Grimond's Celebrated Dundee Hemp Mat ting and Carpeting; George Curling & Cos" Citrates and.Drugs;Dunville's Irif-h "WJiis ky; Stewart's Scotch "Whisky; Hill, Evans & Cos English. 3Ialt Vinegar; Noble's & Hoare's -London, 'Varnish; John Fq,wler &-Cds. Cehibrated Steam Plot's, a.Ul2 MISCELLANEOUS. J. K. Gill & Co., (Successors to Q. A. Steel & Co.,) EttPOKTEBS: WHOLESALE A2TD 31ETAIL DEALERS UT BOOKS AND STATIONERY. No. 75 First stroet, bet Washington and Stark PORTLAND, OREGON. Established Twenty-two Years. S. J. McConnick, PUBLISHES: - Franklin Book Store I BOOKSELLER AND STATIONER, .. 19 First Street, Portland, Oregon. Constantly on Hand, a full Stook of STANDARD SCHOOL ROOKS, And Staple Stationery. IJaiiojml ijusiituss fjolfacjc, PORTLAND, OREGON, AFFORDS SUPERIOR ADVANTAGES for tho thorough Commercial Education of young and middle aged men. Send for Col lege paper, nlo DkFRANCE&JAMES. American Ex. Hotel, Cor. Front and Washington atreets. PORTLAND, OREGON.- L. P. W, QUIMBY C. II. PERKINS. TIE PROPRIETORS "WOULD RESPECT fully inform the traveling public, that tho American Exchange having been recently im proved in all its departments, they aro now prepared to offer superior inducements to their patrons and tho public in general, at reduced prices. Board and Lodging, Si to Si 50 per day, ac cording to room occupied. The American Exchange coach Tvill always be in readiness to convey passengers and bag gnge to and from tho Hotel, free of charge. CHEMEKETA HOTEL-Salem, Oruoox. WESLEY GRAVES, Phopriktor, SrTbe cheapest and best Hotel in tho State. Free Coach to the House. Cosmopolitan Hotel, (Kopt on tho European Plan,) ZIEBER & HOLTON PROPRIETORS Corner StaTk and Front streets. Portland. o. B. COOK. V. H. AXDRUS. Occidental Hotel, (Kopt on -the European Plan,) COOK & ANDRUS -PROPRIETORS Comer First and Morrison steots, Portlan d. St. Charles Hotel, Corner Front and Morrison streots, R. A. WHITE PROPRIETOR Portland, Oregon. THE ST. CHARLES IS THE ONLY RRICK Hotel in Portland; has been thoroughly re paired and refurnished since the fire, and is now tho most comfortable and convenient house in tho State. altf BAY-VIEW HOUSE, (Fifteen Miles Northwest of Astoria.) At Unity, Baker's Bay, W. T THE UNDERSIGNED HAS PURCHASED tho above house at this favorite resort. Having thoroughly renovated and furnished tho samo with now material, it will be kept in first-class stylo. Tho table will bo furnished with tho hest tho market affords. Fresh Fish, Oysters and Clams in overy stylo. No pains will bo spared to make guests comfortable. The above house is only ono and a half miles from the Ocean Boach, where anglers may en joy raro sport. Boats, carrying passengers, will ply between Unity and Astoria, connect ing with Columbia River boats. Tri-wook!y stagos will run between Unity and Shoal water Bay. JOHN HUNTER, Proprietor. STJMMEK HOUSE. CLATSOP BEACH. RS, CLOUTRIE WISHES TO INFORM , tho public that she has completed her largo now two-story house, which is hard finished throughout, and is now prepared to receive visitors at this well known resort. GEIMES HOUSE, CLATSOP BEACH. VISITORS WILL FIND THE ABOVE named ITonso onon for tho. rnfrrtnirfmonf ! of guests during the senson. as usual OTTO TEEUER. No. 1 North-Front Street, Portland. BEALER IN WINES AND LIQUORS AND Manufacturer of Syrup. Cordials, Bitters, etc., etc. Solo agent for John Wei land's Phil adelphia. Brewory, San Francisco. Beer by the keg or bottlo. Goods dolivored to any part of tho City. Patron izc Mom e Manufactures. AINSLEY & DAVIDSON, Manufacturers and Dealers in Doors, Sash, Blinds, Frames, Shutters, Brackets, And all kinds of Scroll Sawing. Having tho best facilities and tho latest im proved wood workingmaehinory for the manu facture of tho above1 articles, can offcrsuperior inducements to customers, and at San Fran cisco picOvS,at Nicolai Bros' Mill. AJso, best duality of fceasoned Cedar Lum Tier,' Ceiling, Rustic and Mouldings. Wood- JLurn.rog.in all its branches, Balluster?, Nc Newell ORY. r.orv, uimnra uaiis.juroquefseW, etc, at :n2qolai bro.s."M1le and fact ' "Cor fcecond ana E bireots, Portland; MISCELLANEOUS, ASTORIA Real Estate Directory And Correspondence Bureau. Farms, Biliig Lots or Hock, ADVERTISED, SOLD, OR EXCHANGED. INFORMATION FURNISHED. By D. a IRELAND, Aent. ir-?r Thero are so many inquiries coiisern Real Estate in and about Astoria, and there trkiv-tr nn rn i niilnw rn Avh T..... 1 TT to meet each other, we havo concluded to f open a itJUAJb JUSTAxti DIRECTORY, in this Office. Parties havinsr nrmnrtv th si.il. or parties wishing to purchase will be per- I mitteu to uso our columns, for tho purposo of effecting such transfers, at mere nominal charges. Send descriptiens, price, etc, that people may know what ou havo for sale. "T70R SALE JL Description Lots. Block. PrJccj 1(X) 100 1011 100 10O McCluro's Astoria (six lots) ui 1 511 Dl n J1 4 5 30 11 12 91 M) 3T Theso lots are well worth tho money thoy are each n0 by 100 foot, very well situated for residence property. Tonus roa5onablo. oc.so For Sale Cheap for Cash I I3.00D SUBSTANTIAL DWELLING'Housc X containing seven looms. Lower rooms hard finished, together with threo acres oi' good Garden Land, all under good fence. Or chard, Bam and Stable, btore-rooms-, Wood houso and other buildings, situated at SUpa non Landing Forfurther particulars, apply to Ferry. oodward & Co, 1 ortland or to RICHARD HOBSON. Astoria. PARM FOR SALE. ACRES GOOD FARMING LAND on Kln.sknninn f!rolr i niTnmH fiit sale verj cheap for cash. The location is fine; One nnd a half miles fiom the Lower Landing on the Military Road, and on the Railroad Survey. A Srfet class location lor a Hotel, Summer Resort, or Dairy Ranch. Forty acres of this ground borders on Klas kanine creek. There is an orchard of bUO tree? on tho place. A bargain is olTered. For par- ticulars inquire of D. C. IRELAND, auli 1m-1 Astorian Office, Private School. Squemoqtje Strekt .........Astoria Under tho Management of the Rev. Mr. and Mrs. Hyland, Re-opened on MOHDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1873 3T Tuition per quarter, in advance, $7 50. MRS. A. S. MERCERy Teacher oy Prof. E. A. Robihus' American Metbofl for Piano Forte Alse: Harmony andThoroughbase! 3T Tho ONLY CONCISE SYSTEM ivjhicb will stand Artistic Criticism, and furnish tho material upon which overy educated Teacher can bao their own peculiarities Of instruction, it presents in a new light, based upon Natu ral Laws, tho art of Execution, and Science o Music tfdRoonis at Residonco, Astoriao?u E. MIL"VAINf 05 Front and Uii First Street, Portland, Oregon. IK&, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER in Stoves, Sheet-iron, Tin-plato, etc Plumb ing and, Gas fitting cheaper than any other houso in town. ENTRAL MARKET, Stalls No. 27 and 28, Portland, Oregon. JOBCSTSO & SPATJLDESTG, Dealers in all kinds of FRESH MEATS, nnd packers of Reef and Pork. The highest price paid for all kinds of fat stock. j'25Jtf KOTICE. BY ORDER of the Board of Directors a see ond assessment of twenty-five per cent on tho capital stock of the Astoria'Farmers Com pany is made and required to be paid to tho Treasurer of said Company. S. D. ADAIR, &tf . . Secretary. TN. JUSTICE'S COURT FOR THE PRE X cinct of Astoria, State of Oregon, County of Clatsop, 1. V. Case, 1 laintid vs. H. K. Stevens, Defendant. Civil action to recover money. 'J o 11. K. Stevens, tho above named defend ant: In tho name of th'o State of Oregon, you are hereby requirrd to appear before the un dersigned, a Justice of the Peace for the pre cinct aforesaid, on tho lbth day of Deceinbor, 1578, at 1 o'clock in tho afternoon of said day, at tho office of said Justice, in said precinct, to answer tho above named plaintiftin a civil action. 'J ho defendant wjll tako notice, that if ho fail to answer tho complaint herein tho plaintiff will tako judgment against him for $1 42 gold coin, and for costs and disburse ment". Given under my hand this 3d day of Novem ber, 1673. CHARLES STEVENS, no47t Justice of the Peace. Administrator's Notice. TN THE PRORATE COURT OF CLATSOP X County, State of Oregon, before his Hon. J. . Mofflt, J udgo. In tho matter of tho estate of George Summers, deceased, 'lo all whom it may concern, greeting: jotico is heroby givon, that by consideration 'of the above en titled Court, I, Charles S. Wright, have been appointed administrator of , the citato of George Summers deceased, and as such require all persons having claims -against said estato to present tho same to nlo withihe proper vouch ers therefor, for approva!,-withm six months. And any person knowing themselves indebted to said estate, aro respectlully requested, to call and settle thorofor without delay. . . , . .CHAltfS 5-. WKIUHT, . " ' Administrator. Dated this, Nov. 28,-1872; ''' i6vw