C4 i. -. - - . v - Tri-Weekly Astorian THURSDAY 3sTov. 13, 1873 FAXTSI1TIX JS C03IIXG. Fansdivin' is tummin', I say, loot a hero! Its 'ejolliest, bcstos olo day in 'eycar I dust dot weaned last time 'fore it tamo And 'o way I dust ct was a jolly old shame. Pa buyed a biff turtoy it dust loot most froze; For'e fevers was dawn; 'o dear turtoy 'stloso. 'Ev pet em all off ma said, tauso I ast her, If I was a turtcy, Pd dust run 'e faster. I dost dot away; I 'd hollered and twido; I'd said: "Lootaliere,Inin'tdointohofriod; Bit some ovvcr turtoy, but let me alone, I so awfie 'ittle I isn't half drone." Jane stuffed 'e ole turtey, and just made 'o oat Tho' 'e hand n't no head to chew up 'e meat; S'o chew'd it up for 'im wid a bid ehop'n-knife; I never did sec such times in my life. S'o toot'e ole chickies and put in a pie, 'E poor ittio chickic, 'cy dust had to die; 'Ey dust laid 'em down all luddled to sleop, But 'ey nover twied once not even a poop. An' dust all 'c fings wo had, I don't know, But I dust had one ting 'at want in 'o show I had an olo atk before I dot froo; It dust made me holler I bet it would 'ou. J0u see I was ittio, but fo'tl was bid An so 1 dust eat lite a ittio young pid. An my dwcss dotso tight I fo't 1 should die But I didn't do noflin but sit up an twi. But now I wear pants, I'm dittin so ole. An I dcss I tan cat dust all I tan hold. Fantsdivin 's a splinty olo day, don't 'ou fint, "Viv such lots o' stuff to eat an to drint. JJut dear ittio boys what don't know any better, Bust pay an attention to my ittio letter, Don't eat so much turtey, somuchchickiepio, Or 'ou'll have an atk tho same as did I. But dust tate a ittleof ovcrythin' nice, And dust 'ou say no, when fotcs ast 'ou twice. O'u 'd better loot-jut and know when to stop. Or 'ou '11 dit an atk that'll dust mako 'ou hop. Fantsdivin is tummin,' I say, loot a hero! It's 'ej oiliest, botes olo day in 'o year; If 'ou aint dot no turtey, 'ou turn and sco ma, S'e 'il div 'ou some dinnor, and so will my pa. Srx Wise Rules. Who -will keep these for one year? 1. To hear as little as possible whatever is to the prejudice of others. 2. To believe nothing of the kind till I am absolutely forced to it. 3. Never to drink in the spirit of one who circulates an ill report. 4. Alway to moderate, as far as I can, the unkindness which is un kiudness to others. 5. Always to believe that if the other side were heard, a very differ ent account would be given of the matter. 6. Mind your own business, and the public will commend you for so doing. Temxle I.odjjre Xo. 7 A. F. & A. M. regular Communications first and third Q Sa tarda js in each month, at 7 o'clock Xf l: m., at the Hall in Astoria. Members V of tho Order in Reed standing are invited to at tend. By ordei of tho W. M. Boaver3Lodge No. 35, I. O. O.F. ""2s&-- Meet every Thursday evening. ;2gsat 7 o'clock, in the Odd Fellow's -a-'llall, corner of Cass and J offorson streets, Astoria. Membors of tho Order are invited to attend. By order, N. (i, "Willamet Iron Works Incorporated Sept. 1-1, 1865. Cor. Kbrth Eront and E sts., Portland. P. FITTIiOGEN, I PETER TAYLOR. Secretary. President. IBM MID BRASS FOUNDERS, BOILER MUBRi General Machinists, and ENGINE BUILDERS MANUFACTURE and HAVE FOR RALE High and Low Pressure Marine and Sta tionery Engines and Roilers; Saw Mills, UrW, -hlls, Quart, Alining, and Agricultural Ma chinery, WATEi HEELS of several pat icin, eiual to any imported, on hand and Jiiadc to order, of any siic. BEL1 A I HI KG of ..lachinery and Boilers promptly attended to, and executed with neatness and dispatch. The Largest and REST SL'OClv OF PATTERNS Jiorth of San Francisco. No charge for the uso of them. Agent for KNOWLES' PATENT .STEAM PUMl tho best in uso. Also. Agents for tho AMMONIA CAL PREPARATION for the removal of Boiler scale, DkGkoot's Oh-s.-.vMKxrvL Iron Fkxck. a varioty of beautiful j'uttcrns for Cemeteries, etc. House Castings, rtc.cte. . JAMES LOTA N, x 'tt Superintendent. Corbett, Failing & Co. Successors to Henry Failing and 11. W. Corbett &, Co., 53 and 53 Front st, Portland. TMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE BEAL X ers in HARDWARE, CUTLERY, Mechanics' Tools, IRON A2sD STEEL, HOPE, Etc., Etc. . -.. , . , v- Agents for tho salo of """'' Ddpomp's 'GUNPOWDER. n ti PORTLAND ADVERTISEMENTS. Allen & Lewis, Shipping and Commission Merchants, and "Wholesale Dealers. 18, 20 and 22 North Front st, Portland Oregon San Francisco effice: Corner of California and Front Streets. James Laidlaw. Ilenry James Gate. Laidlaw & Gate, 1 Importers and Commission Merchants, 23 Front Street, Portland. Oregon. London 'Agents: REDFERN, ALEXANDER & Co. EAGLE A2sD EXCELSIOR R. J. Walker, Dealer in Soda, Sarsaparilla and Cider, All kinds of Syrups, Porter, Ale and Brandv Coloring. Cor. Pront and Ash Streets, Portland, Oregon. FlG n. c.JAxrox. JAXIOX, IillODKS k CO., Liverpool. ictoria, 11. C. Jauiou & Rhodes, importers and Commission Merchants Front Street, Portland. Lloyd's Agents for Oregon THE PIONEER ENGLISH HOUSE IN tho city, and the founders of a direct line of Clipper Ships between Liverpool and Port land, offor for salo the largest assortment of In Portland. Appointed Agents for J & R Ten nent's Celebrated brand, of Ale and Stout; "Wm Younger & Co'.s Celebrated Edin-bui- ale; Giirov Brothers & Co.'s Dundee Gram Sacks, wool Sacks and Burlaps. "-Solc Agents for Blood, Wolfe & Co's Celebrated brand of ale and Stout; Ind, Coopo & Co.'s Celebrated Burton ale; AVm McEwan's Celebrated Edinburg ale; "Worthington's Liverpool Salt; Hock in, "Wilson & Co's Celebrated London Pickles and Sauces; J & J Armktead's Celebrated Durham Mustard; J&HD Grimond's Celebrated Dundee llemp Mat ting ana uarpetmg; lieorge (Jurlmg A: Cos Citrates and DrugsjDunville's Irih "Wliis ky; Stewart's Scotch "Thisky; Hill, Evans & Cos EnglMi Malt Vinegar; Noble's & Iloare's London Varnishes; John Powler B uos (Jelc orated Steam Plows. aul2 George L. Hibbard, Shipping, Storage, and Commission Merchant, 1$Q. 2i North First str., Corner of Ash, Portland, Oregon. DEALER IN OREGON and California Pro duce also importer of and M'hoicsalo doalor in C. A. & C. M. Hibbard's celebrated Hand Made Boots and Shoes. US-Call and examine my stock boforo pur chasing olsowhoro. Consignments solicited. 3J- All businoss ontrusted to mo will receive nromit attontion. shitf W. Jackson & Co., Front Streot, Portland, Importors and AVrholesalo Dealers in Crockery, Glassware, Cutlery, Plated Ware, Wooden Ware, Coal Oil, Furnishings, Etc., Etc. Andtlso Agents for Porkins & Houso'6 Patent Motallic Kerosene or Coal Oil Sa.fety Lamps! S& Our stock having been selected and ship ped direct to us from manufacturers in tho East and Europe, wc :iro nrnnnrpd t.n soil in the trade at such rates as wo think will induce ! trado. aiii2 tf I THE Manufactured by Lazarus & Morris, Hartford, Connecticut, XEW METHOD OF FITTING GLASS es to tho eve of anv nersnn who r:innnf A spare tho time to como and select for them- ' selves. Any person who will send us a copy for sample of the smallest sized tvpo thatthev can read at an ordinar distance, can bo fitted to glasses that will suit the eye. L. C. HEXRTC1ISEX, & Co.,Solo Agents, 10'J First street, Portland. au7 D. W. WILLIAMS. GEORGE T.MYERS. "Williams & Myers, 2So. 5 Central Block, Pront st., Portland. Commission Merchants, Dealers in Groceries and Oregon Produce, Grain, Plour, Mill Peed, Bacon, Lard, etc. Mnvple Pire-Proof Storage. """Consignments' Solicited. '.SSan Pfancifeco Agent, r HffvnvrT'v-n wo m . -n.' U. ALIlOliLER, 213 Clay street. l CJLU MUSIC AND BOOKS. BURDETT ORGAN G. L. Df:PR.vxs,DearSir ThoBur dett Organ that 1 tried at your house SUITS ME UETTER THAN ANY OTHER KEEI INSTRUMENT f EVER HEARD. Thero is a variety HI EH and sweetness of tone in these instru ments unsurpassed, in my opinion. and TIacir I'ojmljsrity Is vory EASILY ACCOUNTED for. FRANK GILDER. (The eminent American Pianist), Mad. Anna Bishop Concert Troupe. iS P BURDETT ORGAN j SEND FOR CIRCULARS BEFORE YOU PURCHASE, TO GHATS MUSIC STOEE! G. L. EePJfclNS, Manager, Odd Fellows' Temple, Portland, siutf J.K. Gill& Co.. (Successors to G, A. Steel & Co.,) BlPOPvTEPiS: WHOLESALE AND KT2TAIL DEALERS IX BOOKS AND STATIONERY. No. 7.3 First street, bet. "Washington and Stark PORTLAND, OREGON. Established T-nrenty-t-wo Years. S. J. McCormick, PUBIiISnEVv: Franklin Book Store! BOOKSELLEH AND STATIONEK, 19 First Street, Portland, Oregon. Constantly on Hand, a full Stook of STjINDABD SCHOOL BOOKS, And Staple Stationery. HOTELS. American Ex. Hotel, Cor. Front and Washington streets. PORTLAND, OREGON. L. P. W. QUIMBY, C. H. PERKINS. THE PROPRIETORS AVOULD RESPECT fully inform tho traveling public, that tho American Exchange having been recently im proved in all its departments, they aro now prepared to oifor superior inducements to their patrons and tho public in goneral, at reduced pricos, Roard and Lodging, Si to Si 50 per day, ac cording to room occupied. The American Exchango coach will always be in readiness to convey passengers and bag gage to and from tho Hotel, froo of charge. HEMEKETA HOTEL Salem, Oregon. WESLEY GRAVES, Puopbiktor, tfS"The cheapest andbestHotcl in tho State. Froe Coach to tho House. Cosmopolitan HSotei, (Kept on the European Plan,) ZIEBER & HOLTON.. PROPRIETORS Corner Stark and Front stroots, Portland. G. B. COOK. -W. II. AITDRUS. Occidental Hotel, (Kept on tho European Plan,) COOK & ANDRUS PROPRIETORS Corner First and Morrison stoots, Portland. St. Charles Hotel, Corner Front and Morrison streets, R. A. WHITE -. PROPRIETOR N Portland, Oregon. RpHE ST. CHARLES IS THE ONLY BRICK JL llotol in Portland; has boon thoroughly re paired and refurnished since tho firo, and is now the most comfortable and convenient house in tho Stato. nltf BAY-V9SW HOUSfi, (Fifteen Miles Northwest of Astoria.) At Unity, Raker's Bay, W. T., ET3HE UNDERSIGNED HAS PURCHASED JL tho above house at this favorite resort. Having thoroughly renovated and furnished tho sumo with now material, it will bo kept in hrst-class style. The tablo will be furnished with tho best tho market affords; Fresh Fish, Oysters and Clams in evory style. No pains Avill bo spared toniake guests comfortable. The above house is only one and a half miles from tho Ocean Reach, where anglers may en joy raro sport. Boats, carrying passengers, will ply between Unity and Astoria, connect ing with Columbia Kivcr boats. Tri-weekly stages will run between Unity and Shoal watorDay. JOHN HUNTER, Proprietor. SUAEaEEH BOUSE. CLATSOP BEACH. RS, CLOUTRIE WISHES TO INFORM , tho Public that sllO hns rnmnlnfnrl I,. large new two-story house, -which is hard finished throughout and is now prepared to receive visitors at this -well known resort GPvlAEES 4 HOUSE, CLATSOP BEACH. TISITORS WILL FIND TTTF. A"nnvn ? namedHonse open for tho entertainmont of guet during tho season, as usual nSCELLAKEOUS. ASTORIA Real Estate Bireetoiy And Correspondence Bureau. Fans, Bniii Lots or BMs, ADVERTISED, SOLD, OR EXCHANGED. INFORMATION" FURNISHED. By D. C. IRELAND, Agent. " J-hero are so many inquiries concern Real Estate m and about Astoria, and there being no particular way for buyer and seller to meet each other, wo have concluded to nen a REAL ESTATE DIRECTORY, in this Oihco. Parties havmr property to sell, or parties wishing to purchase will be per mitted to use our columns, for the purpose of effecting such transfers, at mere nominal charges, rfend descriptions, price, etc., that people may know what you have for sale. I70R SALE Description. xUcClure's Astoria .. Lot Block. Price. ST) 100 100 100 100 (six lots) ill 3 ill 4 ill f) ill 10 ill 11 J)l " 12 ill 100 100 KrT TIlOSO lots aro well worth fhr monov they aro each 50 by 100 foot, very well situated for residence property. Terms reasonable, oc"0 FARM FOR SAIE. OO A ACRES GOOD LAND, situated on the OAsXJ oanks of Lewis and Clarke river, and known as tho Sliaixe Homestead! Is offered for sale at the cheap rate of Si 2.3 per acre. Address, F. FERREL, si)tf Astoria Steam Saw-mill. For Sale Cheap for Gash I ,00D SUBSTANTIAL DWELLING House COntainini? Hnvon rnnms T.nwnr vonmc? nam nnisiieci, together with three acres of good Garden Land, all under good fenco. Or chard, Ram and Stablo, Store-rooms, Wood houso and other buildings, situated at Skipa non Landing For further particulars, apply to 1 erry. Woodward & Co, Portland or to RICHARD HOBSON. Astoria. - - . . ra --.-- .vw . -j v n v.. i uuiug FARM FOR SAIE. ACRES GOOD FARMING LAND on Klaskanino Ornnk is Afl'ororT fi sale very cheap for cash. The location is line: One and a half miles from the Lower Landing on the Alilitaiy Boad, and on the Railroad Survey. A first class location for a Hotel, Summer Itesort, or Dairy Ranch. Forty acrc3 of this ground borders on Klas kanino creek. There is an orchard of ."00 trees on tho place. A bargain is offered. For par ticulars imiuiro of D. C. IRELAND. auli) lm Astorian Office. Private School. Sqtjemoque Street Astouia Under tho Management of tho Rev. Mr. and Mrs. Hyland, Re-opened on MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1873 fir Tuition per quarter, in advance, $7 50. MRS. A. S. MERCER, Teacher of Prof. E. A. RoBBI-s, American Methoufor Piano Forte Alse: Harmony andThoroughbase! RfTThoONLY CONCISE SYSTEM which will stand Artistic Criticism, and furnish tho material upon which every educated Teacher can baso their own peculiarities of instruction, it presents in a new light, based upon Natu ral Laws, the art of Execution, and Science of .Music xfeBRooms at Residonce, Astoria; E. MIL WAIN, 95 Front and !W First Street, Portland, Oregon. na. "WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER in Stoves, Sheet-iron, Tin-plate, etc. Plumb ing and Gas fitting cheaper than any other house in town. NOTICE. BY ORDER of the Roard of Directors a sec ond assessment of hventy-fivo per cent, on tho capital stock of tho Astoria Farmers Com pany is made and required to bo paid to tho Treasurer of said Company. .., S. D. ADAIR, o2tf Secretary. TN JUSTICE'S COURT FOR THE PRE . Stato of Oresron. Count.v i cinct of Astoria, -or matsop, 1. v. uase, i'jnintitt vs. 11. Jv. btovens, Defendant. Civil action to recover monoy. To II. K. Stovcns, tho above named defend ant: 3n the name of the State of Oregon, vou are hereby required to appear bofore tho un dersigned, a Justico of tho Peace for tho pre cinct aforesaid, on the 18th day of December, 1578, at 1 o'clock in tho afternoon of said day, at tho office of said Justico, in said precinct, to answer tho abovo named plaintiff in a civil action. rJ he defendant will take notice, that if lie fail to answer tho complaint herein the plaintift will take judgment against him for SI!) 42 gold coin, and for costs and disburse ments. Given under my hand this 3d day of Novem ber, 1S73. CHARLES STEVENS, no4 7t Justice of the Peace. ..... 1 1 . -r -..r ' ,-. -.7. . T' Ti- -ry Administrator's Notice. TN THE PRORATE COURT OF CLATSOP X County, Stato of Oregon, before his Hon. J. W. Moffit, Judge. In tho matter of the estate of George Summers, deceased. To all whom it may concern, greeting: Notico is horeby given, that by consideration of the abovo en titled Court, I, Charlos S. "Wright, have been appointed administrator of the estate of George Summers deceased, and as such rociuiro all persons having claims against said estate to present tho same to me with the proper vouch ors therefor, for approval, within six months. And any person knowing themselves indebted to said estate, aro respectfully requested to call and settlo thorcfor without delav. CHARLES S. "WRIGHT, .,-'. "'-, r Administrator.. Dated this, N ov. Cd, 1S73. KS Gw CLARICE, HENDERSON & COOK. This Space is Reserved! -FOR- & LEADING . DRY-GOODS MERCHANTS. Dekumys lew Building! Comer First, and Washington, PORTLAND, OREGON. PORTLAND ADVERTISEMENTS. UTew Tobacco, Cigar and Not ion House! 59 Front st., Portland, Oregon, (Opposito Cosmopolitan Hotel.) T. Dittenhoefer; Formerly connected with "Wasserman Ac Co., Is now Opening1 het, and takes pleasure in offering the samo to his old friends, ctomers, and the trade gen erally, at prices that defy competition. tta. Eleven years business experience in Portland, has made him fullv familiar with tho wants of the trade of the Northwest Coast, and therefore his stock has been selected es pecially for tho trade. auilfltf A. Burehard. .Doaler in. New and Second-hand Furniture Spring, Hair, Eeaier, Alobs, "Wool, and Pulu Rods, Blankets, Spread, Sheets, Pillows, Pillow Caaea, etc Highest "furniturei (Skklmore's Building,) Corner of First and Taylor Streets, Portland, Oregon. gl6 CENTRAL MARKET, Stalls No,27 and 2?, Portland, Oregon. jolixso & spauldi;ntg, Dealers in all kinds of FRESH MEATS, and packers of Reef and l'ork. Tho highest prico paid for all kinds of fat stock. j-tf THE OKLY ManufacturingHouse IX OREGON. Fishel & Boberts, Corner Eirst and "Washington Streets, POETLAT), OREGON. FASHIONABLE CLOTHIERS, ASH mASTTACTUnERB. : THE BEST VALVE FOB THE LEAST MONEY. CRACKER MANUFACTORY regon B a k e r j jy. vrrxj, Jfropnetor, Eirst Street, near Vine, Portland, Oregon MANUFACTURE all kinds of Fancy Bis ., SU1' Crackers, Pilot, Ship and Naval Uread. Orders addressed as abovo promptly attended to, aui4 tf OTTO TRETJEE. No. 1 North-Front Street, Portland. EALElt IN "WINES A NT) T.TOTrrms a vn 3J Manufacturer of Syrups, Cordials, Bitters, etc.. etc. Sole asront for Jnhn WnlTnnd'a TM,:i adelphia Brewery, San Erancisco. Beer hv the keg or hottlq. Goods delivered to any part of the City- street, Portland, Oregon. Boxes pf every da'crintion constantly on hand, and made to order. Orders addressed to John Jianow. corner of First and ONE OF TILE LARGEST AND MOPTva ricd assortments of Tobaccos, Cigars am Yankee Motions, ever iniunrtnd i-nin fln" mar stroete, wH3 meet witn 1 roinpt nttention. iCOif