2A | WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27, 2018 | SIUSLAW NEWS
T HE R ECORD
OBITUARY
McQUOID— Constance
Suzanne McQuoid, 69, of
Florence, died peacefully
while sur-
rounded
by
her
loved ones
on April
18, 2018.
C o n -
stance was
born
in
Constance
Arkansas,
McQuoid
raised in
Louisiana and South Ameri-
ca, and settled in Oregon for
the past 37 years.
She had a rebellious spirit,
a wicked sense of humor and
a passion for the arts, edu-
cation and the many gifts of
nature.
She was an avid reader, in-
tellectual and an Anthropos-
ophist.
She was an educator and
an entrepreneur, with her
most well-loved endeavor be-
ing The Cauldron Cooking
Company with everyone's fa-
vorite seitan WHAM!
She is survived by her son,
Joachim McQuoid of Flor-
ence; her daughter and son-
in-law, India McQuoid and
Christopher Neeley of Chi-
cago, Ill.; sister-in-law Lisa
Brick of Morristown, N.J.;
her loyal dog Binki; her kitty,
Minou; and grand-dog Char-
lie.
Constance wrote her own
obituary, which made her
roar with laughter.
Those who knew Con-
stance and her humor will
enjoy her final published
words:
“On the 18th day of April,
2018, something happened to
Constance McQuoid, so she
bought the farm. Before she
stuck her fork in the wall, she
endured the ministrations of
Big Pharma and Drs. Butcher
and Hackett, exiling her from
being classified as mammal.
“She was in the gentle
hands of a local home hos-
pice group who cared for her
as she transitioned. She had
a life-long love of dogs and
chocolate, spoke several lan-
guages and grew up in Lo-
combia. She loved watercol-
oring, driving long distances,
gardening woody herbs and
roses, and the needle arts
(not drugs).
“She was the proud mother
of a daughter and a son. She
considered herself a flaming
liberal (therefore not well-
liked by limited thinkers) and
a pantheist. There will be no
bucket-kicking ceremony.
“To all her students,
with the exception of a few
stinkers, she deeply cared
about their well-being.
“We love and miss her in-
finitely and wish her well in
her travels through the Bar-
dos.”
AMBULANCE/FIRE
Western Lane Ambulance District and Siuslaw Valley Fire & Rescue
Ambulance and fire call runs June 17-23
Date
Time
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1:07
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8:23
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1:43
7:00
10:00
10:07
Area
Hwy 101
Hwy 101
9th St
Florentine Estates
12th St
Terrace View Dr
Bay St
34th Pl
9th St
12th St
9th Street
23rd St
S Jetty Road
MVA, Hwy 101
11th St
21st Street
9th St
9th St
Skunk Hollow Rd
Harvard
Hwy 101/Hwy 126
9th St
9th St
Hwy 101
30th Way
Coastal Highland Dr
Hwy 101
Rhododendron Dr
Richardson Rd
Sandpiper Ct
Oak St
Type
SVFR Public Assist
SVFR Public Assist
Transport to RB
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to RB
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
SVFR Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to GSRMC
Transport to RB
Transport to PHH
SVFR Public Assist
FPD Transport to PHH
Transport to RB
Transport to BAH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
LFA Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Date
Time
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10:42
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21:47
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3:24
4:30
5:12
5:33
8:57
9:52
11:04
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13:24
13:46
13:52
14:02
14:40
16:10
16:59
17:57
19:20
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1:33
1:53
2:10
8:22
Area
Hwy 101
Hilltop Dr
21st Street
16th St
Fir Ave
Hwy 36
Bay Street
Hwy 36
Bay Berry Ln
31st St
16 St
MVA, Canary Rd
9th St
Saltaire St
Quince St
Rhooddendron Dr
9th St
9th St
Hwy 101
9th St
9th St
9th St
9th St
Breech Access Road
9th St
9th Street
Lillie Circle Dr
9th St
9th St
Levage Dr
7th St
Type
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
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MFD Transport to PHH
SDFD Transport to PHH
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SDFD Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
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Transport to BAH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Transport to RB
Transport to PHH
Transport to RB
Transport to RB
Transport to RB
Transport to RB
SVFR, LCSO Transport
Transport to RB
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Residence
Transport to RB
Transport to PHH
Transport to PHH
Date
Time
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Area
Type
Hwy 101
FPD, LCSO Transport to PHH
Pine Tree Loop
Transport to PHH
Sailors Ravine Ct
SVFR Transport to PHH
E Glenada Rd
SVFR Public Assist
9th St
Residence
Heceta Beach Rd
SVFR Transport to PHH
Star Road
SVFR, LCSO Landing Zone
Sailors Ravine Ct
SVFR Transport to PHH
9th St
Transport to RB
9th St
SVFR Landing Zone
Bay Street
Transport to PHH
Hwy 101
Transport to PHH
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