TVCC – WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 17- SEPTEMBER 23, 2015 3 - 3 weeklydaytimehighlights T HURSDAY 8 a.m. FX “Jack Reacher” ››‡ (2012) Tom Cruise, Rosamund Pike. A former military investi- gator probes a sniper attack. 9 a.m. SYFY “BloodMonkey” › (2007) F. Murray Abraham, Matt Reeves. A professor and his students encounter a deadly creature. 9:30 a.m. E! “A Walk to Remem- ber” ›› (2002) Shane West, Mandy Moore. A high-school delinquent courts a minister’s daughter. 10 a.m. KEVU “Me, Myself & Irene” ›‡ (2000) Jim Carrey, Renée Zellweger. A cop’s two personalities fight over the same woman. COM “Sex Drive” ›› (2008) Josh Zuckerman, Amanda Crew. A teen goes on a road trip to meet his online girlfriend. 10:30 a.m. KTVC Happy the Home 11 a.m. SYFY “Cujo” ››› (1983) Jamie Foxx. Paramilitary soldiers take over the White House. F RIDAY 8 a.m. SYFY “Cujo” ››› (1983) Dee Wallace, Danny Pintauro. A mother and son are terrorized by a rabid Saint Bernard. 8:30 a.m. FX “White House Down” ›› (2013) Channing Ta- tum, Jamie Foxx. Paramilitary Murphy. Condo employees plot revenge against a Wall Street swindler. 10 a.m. KEVU “Blue Chips” ››‡ (1994) Nick Nolte, Mary McDon- nell. A basketball coach recruits (2002) Patrick Stewart, Jona- than Frakes. Capt. Picard faces his Romulan-engineered clone. HIST Banned From the Bible sis” ›› (2002) Patrick Stewart, II Books omitted from the New Jonathan Frakes. Capt. Picard Testament. 11 a.m. TLC Human Spiders Three sets of conjoined twins. 12 p.m. NGC Inside 9/11: War Hours The day before the Sept. on America Investigation of 11 attacks. events. 12:24 p.m. COM “Coming to lice Shootouts! Witness ac- America” ››› (1988) Eddie counts; clips. Murphy, Arsenio Hall. An Afri- iest Police Shootouts 2 Foot- age of life-threatening crimes. 4 p.m. SPIKE The Road To Dy- Rachel Ticotin. Strange dreams Job! Clips of employees at lead an earthling to intergalactic tory of Dynamite. mischief. intrigue. BRAVO “Two Can Play That 3 p.m. SPIKE Busted on the Game” ›‡ (2001) Vivica A. Job IV: Caught on Tape Col- Fox, Morris Chestnut. A woman leagues fight in Taiwan; man claims to have complete control falsely collects worker’s com- over her boyfriend. pensation. 4 p.m. LIFE “The Nanny Diaries” M ONDAY 7:30 a.m. SYFY “Dark Relic” must defeat a murderous de- mon. 9 a.m. FX “The Master of Dis- ›› (2007) Scarlett Johansson, Laura Linney. A college coed baby-sits a snobbish family’s bratty child. SYFY “Back to the Future” ›››‡ (1985) Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd. A boy trav- els through time to his parents’ guise” ›‡ (2002) Dana Carvey, teenage years. Jennifer Esposito. A man dons CNBC Marijuana Country: The many disguises to rescue his Cannabis Boom Marijuana cul- kidnapped parents. ture in Colorado. 9:30 a.m. SYFY “Battle of the leads survivors and robots against zombies. FAM 700 Club Telethon 10 a.m. KTVC Better Life On Tour KEVU Gospel Music Presents Gospel performances. COM “Dinner for Schmucks” ››‡ (2010) Steve Carell, Paul Rudd. Comic misadventures T UESDAY 8 a.m. HIST 101 Weapons that ››‡ (2012) Jason Biggs, Aly- save mankind. SYFY “Children of the Corn” ›› (2009) David Anders, Kan- dyse McClure. A couple en- counters murderous children in a rural community. 9:30 a.m. FAM 700 Club Tele- thon 10 a.m. COM “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Ka- zakhstan” ›››‡ (2006) Sacha Baron Cohen, Pamela Ander- son. A foreign reporter makes a documentary. bidly obese. 10:30 a.m. SYFY “The Thing” ›››‡ (1982) Kurt Russell, A. “American Pie” has a high- Wilford Brimley. A polar re- school reunion. search station is invaded by an 9:30 a.m. FAM 700 Club Tele- thon 10 a.m. KEVU “Beautiful Wave” discovers a 40-year-old family Stop Growing Karl and Vikki secret. Smith and their son. HIST 101 Inventions That rare condition. triggers one man’s battle to son Hannigan. The gang from TLC My Son’s Face Won’t Hands A young boy has a very Freeman. A stranger’s arrival Four moms-to-be who are mor- 9 a.m. FX “American Reunion” Patricia Richardson. A teen kick come to Queens. (2013) Tom Cruise, Morgan TLC Obese and Expecting buffoon. TLC The Boy With the Giant 8:30 a.m. FX “Oblivion” ››‡ have changed history. ›› (2011) Aimee Teegarden, 11 a.m. KTVC Off the Grid W EDNESDAY Changed the World Weapons follow a man’s encounter with a can prince and his royal side- 12:30 p.m. SYFY “Aliens vs. 2 p.m. SPIKE Busted on the man’s battle to save mankind. namite 1 The creation and his- gren, Matt Doran. Max Gatling one knows why. 3 p.m. SPIKE The World’s Scar- (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, SYFY “Star Trek: Nemesis” ›› by a rabid Saint Bernard. SPIKE World’s Scariest Po- by tries to save Earth in 2259. Damned” (2013) Dolph Lund- A mother and son are terrorized 2 p.m. NGC 9/10: The Final SYFY “Total Recall” ››› by tries to save Earth in 2259. expensive players. Case Gabby isn’t aging and no clone. Gary Oldman. A New York cab- Burton-Hill. In 1099, a knight Dee Wallace, Danny Pintauro. faces his Romulan-engineered Gary Oldman. A New York cab- (2010) James Frain, Clemency ››‡ (2011) Ben Stiller, Eddie A stranger’s arrival triggers one ment” ››› (1997) Bruce Willis, House. 9:44 a.m. COM “Tower Heist” 1:30 p.m. SYFY “The Fifth Ele- ment” ››› (1997) Bruce Willis, soldiers take over the White TLC 40-Year-Old Child: A New 1 p.m. SYFY “Star Trek: Neme- 2:30 p.m. SYFY “The Fifth Ele- Changed the World Human in- genuity advances the species. 12:30 p.m. KTVC Thunder in the Holy Land alien life form. 11 a.m. KTVC Issues and An- swers TLC 650-lb. Virgin Formerly obese man seeks girlfriend. 12:30 p.m. KTVC Back to Our Roots 1 p.m. HGTV HGTV Urban Oa- sis 2015 A historic home in Asheville, N.C. 1:30 p.m. SPIKE “Jaws” ›››› (1975) Roy Scheider, Robert Predator: Requiem” ›› (2007) HIST Who Really Discovered 1 p.m. NGC Hogzilla Pig. Shaw. A man-eating shark ter- Predator: Requiem” ›› (2007) Steven Pasquale, Reiko Ayles- America? Exploring the Ameri- 1:30 p.m. SYFY “The Thing” rorizes a New England resort Steven Pasquale, Reiko Ayles- worth. Midwesterners get cas before Columbus. worth. Midwesterners get caught between two warring 3:30 p.m. SYFY “Aliens vs. caught between two warring alien races. 4 p.m. FX “White House Down” ›› (2013) Channing Tatum, alien races. 2 p.m. NGC Inside 9/11: Zero 11:30 a.m. SYFY “Spawn” ››‡ ›››‡ (1982) Kurt Russell, A. Wilford Brimley. A polar re- town. 4:30 p.m. SPIKE “Jaws 2” ››‡ (1997) John Leguizamo, Mi- search station is invaded by an (1978) Roy Scheider, Lorraine chael Jai White. A dead man alien life form. Gary. Tourist town and police Hour Terrorist attacks of Sept. returns from hell to take re- 11, 2001. venge on his killer. 4 p.m. FX “Oblivion” ››‡ (2013) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. chief dread huge white shark at beach. www. the siuslawnews.com E -E DITION • S PORTS • T OP S TORIES • O BITUARIES • W EATHER • F ORUMS • 5 x B 2 LOGS “ ad