Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, January 07, 1909, Image 11

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Newspaper Page TextCatarrh One of the bom common of blood dis eases, is much aggravated by the sadden changes of weather at thi time of Vtjar. Begin treatment at once with 'Hood's Sarsaparilla, which effects rad ical and permanent Cures. This gTeat medicine has received 40,366 Testimonials in two j eara, which prove its wonderful efficacy in purifying and enriching the blood." Best tor all blood diseases. tn usual liquid form or rhoeolated tablets .non as Sarsstaba. 1UU dosel 11. larked IaprtTe-tmeat. "My washerwoman.' Mrs. Lapsliog wss saying, "used to loss ever so many of my sheets and pillow rases, bat she doesn't now. 1 mark them all with in telligible ink." A hone can live 25 days without solid food, merely drinking water; 17 da 31 without either eating or drinking, and only five days when eating solid food without drinking. Mother wtn And Mrs. 'Windows toothing tyrup the best remedy to use lor UteircktlOra sunns; ut ueuung period. No ladactmeat. Kitty Come over to our house and play with my Teddy bear. Dicky Huh ! I've got a bull pup to play with that s real meat. Ileney. In his bold fight with ruling craft Be bas not feared the thieving crowd. Under the blud;eonings of graft His bead is bloody, but unbowed. It is said that 14.000 victims of the opium habit have been cured within a few weeks in the Malay states by the use of a plant recently discovered in Selangor. CfTC Bt. Vitas' Deaoe ana unoee UM8M pnaii all 3 aeatty can4 by Dr. 1 .taa'i eraat Nero bav etorar. Bend tor FREE si. OS trial bortle and treetiae. Dr. B. U. Kline, U., aU Arab. St.. Philadelphia, fa. ' TJaelt Jerry. "To often," said Dncle Jerry Peebles, "when that there thing they call oppor tunity comes along, by jocks, it's only an opportunity to steal, somethin ! The Emperor of Austria is said to have the Guest collection of orchids in the world at his palace at Schoenbrunn. There are 18.000 plants. CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of The Chilean government bas placed $166,000 at the disposal of the President. to be expended in securing immigrants lor that republic. Knicier Where is his residence? Bocker For voting, in New York j "for divorce, in Dakota ; and for good, in Eu rope. New York Sun. MOWAKD E. BCRTOU.-aasayer ars Chemlat. Imdvllle, Colorado. Kpecunen prices: tolu. Silver, J-ad,ti : Uold, Bllvc,7ici Hold, 600; Zinc or Coppr,$l. Cyanido teata. Mailing envelopes and full price list i on application. Control and Uror p' re work aoUcltod. iielareaoel Carbonate HAVE YOU EVER USED "IMPERIAL" RICE? Imported Rice, superior quality. Comes in bulk or 3-lb. bairs. If your dealer doe-n't keep it send us his name and address. We also handle all cUuwea of Domestic Rice at lowest prices. The only Rice Mill and larcest dealers on the coast. PORTLAND RICE MILLING COMPANY PORTLAND, OREGON 1 and most comfortable POMMEL SLICKER At the same time cneapest in tne end because It wears longest 35P Everywhere Every garment- waterproof Catalog free TQwtW CAMfAN CO .LiwiTCO TORONTO CM W. L. Douglas makes and soils snore men's SJ3.00 and S3 .60 shoes than any other, niannfactnrtir in the world, be cause they hold their shape, fit better, and wear longer than any other make. 8om st All Priest, for Evtry Member of ths Family, Mm, Bo yi, Woman, Mi wet a Children WX.Doetfaa S4..00 ea4 (5.00 But Ed4C mum oaaaet ke eaoallad at ear price. W. L. Doilaa UM eat S3. 04 aheae an tke beet la tbe w.rll Wool Color JByoUf leeet Jtaetaali-ly. W lake Ma AubMltula. W. L. Douglas ume and price I lumped on bottom. Sold everywhere, fthoes mailed Iroin factory to any part of Ibe world. Catalogue tree. W. U DOUGLAS, ISg Spark St., Bredrtea. Meat. P N U Mo. 6I-O8 HKN writing; to advertisers pleas wwuhob an is paper. 1 r if 1 1 1 1 ' ! "Do yon think people should be pun ished for gambling at the races?" "A li-t Of tnell) are h iailii!; their ninlii'V taken away from them." Washington Star. She He tells me all his secrets. Re Well, you don't object to that, ilo you? She Oh, I don't know. I think I'd rather find them out! London Opinion.' The Maid Do you believe It's un lucky to get married on a Friday. The Abominable Bachelor Certainly. Why should Friday be an exception? Black and White. Molly When you spoke to father. did you tell him -you had $500 in the bank? George Tea. Molly And what did he say?' George lie borrowed it -Sketchy Bits. The Judge Was your chauffeur guilty in this accident? The Prisoner No, your honor, the victim was run over in entire compliance with the or dinance. Green Bag. "I can not live but a week longer wizoutyou!" "Really, duke? Now how can you fix on a specific length of rime?" "Ze landlord fix on It. miss: not I." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Pardon me," the photographer said, "but I think your smile is unnecessari ly broad. It will show all your teeth." "Those teeth cost me $00," growled the sitter. I want 'em to show." Chicago Tribune. lou Americans don't appreciate art," said the man from abroud. "We don't, eh?" rejoined the earnest pa triot. "Why, we pay some opera sing ers more than we do baseball players!" Washington Star. Mrs. Baker My husband costs me a good deal of money. Mrs. Barker Ves, and he isn't very good to you, either. Jlrs. Baker I know it, but I got a dandy lot of wedding present with him. New York Times. "Well," said Kwoter. "you know, taint heart ne'er won fair lady.'" "Nonsense!" replied Miss' Bright; "if the lady's heart isn't faint and she's willing to help him a little be can win every time." Philadelphia Press. Biggs Do you believe that the use of tobacco Impairs the memory? Diggs Not necessarily. I haven't been able to forget that cigar you gave me two weeks ago but perhaps there was no tobacco In it Chicago Dally News. PhylllB What an awkward waltzer Charley Litewate is. Wonder ha wouldn't take a few lessons. Maud Why, he has. He told me that be took t regular correspondence-school course In dancing last winter. Sunday Maga zine. v Jingle (to short stout party) Just had such a good time with that lady over there. ' Awfully flirty, don't you know. But now she won't even look at nie. Short Party (Just arrived) How funny! She's my wife. The Tatler. Tommy Pop, what is the difference between a dialogue and a monologue? Tommy's Pop When two women talk, iny son, it's a dialogue, when a woman :arries on a conversation with her hus band, it's a monologue. Philadelphia Record. v "I haven't heard of you going out to Subbub'8 to' dinner lately.". "No; he says I can't do that any more." "Why, 1 thought you were his closest friend. What's the matter?" "He tells me their cook doesn't like me." Pullndel nhia Press. "Nellie," called down the strict par ent, giving his daughter's nightly caller the usual warning to get out, as the clock struck 11. "I'm coming down there now." "1'ou needn't mind, fa ther," was the unexpected reply, "Mr. Wells has wound up the clock and put out the cat." Lipplncott'a Magazine. "Who," she asked, "is that scrawny, bow-legged, ridiculous looking person talking to Miss Kockingham?" "That Is Count Brisczplcknitzel !" "Oh! What nu aristocratic, noble bearing he seems to have, now that he has shifted bis position so that the light strikes Dim properly." Chicago Kecord-Uer-Ud. "Well, sir," said the old gentleman Indignantly, "what are you doing round here again? I thought that delicate bint I gave you with my boot just as you left the front door last night wpuld give you to understand that I don't like you won't have you coming here." "It did," said the young man j who was "after" the daughter, as a look of mingled puln And "admiration came over his face; "but I thought I would come and ask you -" "Ask me what?" "If you wouldn't like to loin our football club." Stray Stories. The Jedge Is yo' name Immanuel Baxter? immanuel Yassnh. The Jedge Well, you are charged by Offi cer Tucker with stealing a side of ba con at Walter's store last night lni-manuel-r-Ah wants ter file a alibi. The ledge What for? Immanuel Ah don't know, sen; Mlstah Reg'nald James he's a col'd lawyeb he done tol me ter say dat . The Jedge Oh, I tee. But why didn't you steal a bam? They're better than sides. Immanuel They wasn't no hams down dnh. The Jedge Thirty days. Cleveland Lead- There is enough happiness in sight if you could get It LIMITED STATES SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA PRAISES PERUNA. BiifllflJi Ex-Senator M. C Butler. Dyspepsia is often caused bv ca. tarrh of the stomach Peruna relieves catarrh of the stomach and is there fore a remedy for dyspepsia. Hon. M. C Butler, U. S. Sen ator from South Carolina for two terms, in a letter from Washington, D. C. writes to the Peruna Medi cine Co., as follows: "I can recommend Peruna for dyspepsia and stomach troub'e. I have been using your medicine for a shor period and I feel very much relieved. It is indeed a wonderful medicine, besides a good tonic" Catarrh of the stomach is the cor rect name for most cases of dyspep sia, uniy an internal catarrh remedy, such as Peruna, is available. Peruna Tablets can now be procured. Ask your druggist for a Free Pe runa Almanac for 1909. Penalties et Greataen, Hercules had subdued the Erymanthlan boar. "What are yoo going to do with ths beast?" they asked him. "I, refuse to answer," he said, "on the ground that it might incriminate me." For well he knew that any answer h could make would bs different from the accounts written by the historians, and at that portion of his career he was sensitive about being accused of nature faking. A Rich Man's Retleeae. "Do you want to make any contri butions to our campaign fund?" asked the willing worker. "Yes," answered Mr. Dustln Stax, "I'd like to. But I don't see why I should put myself on record In a way that will make it your patriotic duty to snub me after the campaign is over." Washington Star. IJiuereut. The influential politician was irritated "lou ask me to have a friend appoint ed to a good position," he said, "but I know next to nothing about you. Foi all I know to the contrary you don'l amount to a snap." "Maybe not" responded the caller, thruatine his jaw forward, "but my jot does. I'm a bridgetender." Chicago Tribune. v 8carcIyk Worth Mrntlonlntt. "I expect to take a few books with me," said the aeronaut, "as ths trip is likely to be a long one." "They'll be useful for ballast too, I presume," observed the reporter. "Not in the least," rejoined the aero naut. "I shall take nothing but light Action," Amendatory, P.orus Tes, I always rewrite my poems before I send them to a publisher. Naggus You mean, I presume, before you send them to the next publisher. French dairymen have discovered that the .use of wine dregs as a food for cowt Improves the quality of the milk and in creases the output "at least 20 per cent The oldest church building now stand Ins 'n Kew York City is St Paul's chapel, ths corner stone of which was laid in 1764. An English judge expressed bis horror the other day when a witness said he bad "garaged" bis auto car. It was a new verb to his honor, and he didn't like it. The Southern Pacific Railroad Com pany has bought in San Francisco a lot on which it will erect at once a $250,000 railroad hospital. The charitable people of London have formed a union to see that ths money given by them is properly spent Half a gallon of train oil an hour will calm the most boisterous sea around a vessel. Nearly 8 per cent of the stodeata la Gar man universities are foreigners Keep It on Hand! uughs and eddt auy aau may awmber rf the family any tune. Ma, bed cold hu been averted and muca ackneai and auledog h" beea amd br tU prompt a otneeeUite. There it aotbias nkes lo break apcousht and coida. 1 here it ao branchial or luna uUe thai it Will not relieve, rree frnai opiates or harmful n rcdienat. Fue for children. v., f At all drossW, 25 eta. ALFALFA FOR OREGON. la Proving Good Forage Crop for the Milk Cow. By Jarone Drydea. Oreeon Axrlcvltnral CoDere. Conrallia. There is a great deal of milk in the ground that was not spilled and cried over, but it is there nevertheless. At certain seasons of the year the Thousand-Headed kale pulls the milk out of mother earth and the cow pulls it out of the kale and puts it in the bucket There is a period, however, during the summer when the cows go hungry and the milk languishes in the ground be cause there is no green th rig to pull it out and coax the cow to fill the milk bucket Western Oregon is one of the best dairy sections of the union. With mild open winters in which kale flourishes and furnishes green succulent food, the dairy business thrives all the year around with the exception of a short period during the summer. During this period the land is out of commis sion, the cows barely subsist on the pasture fields and there is no profit to the farmer. Forty-cent butter and a scarcity of good fresh milk is the evi dence of a lack of green food. What is needed in the valley is a for age crop that will utilize the soil and furnish green food and pasture during the dry season. Will alfalfa fill the bill? If alfalfa could be raised exten sively and successfully it would change the face of nature and add immensely to the value of the farms in the Wil lamette valley. It would increase the dairy products and the poultry pro ducts ; it would cheapen the production of pork and beef and mutton. Alfalfa has been grown for two thousands years in the Mediterranean region. It has been grown successful ly in arid parts of America for half a century. A gentleman traveling over what was then regarded as a land unfit for settlement in Western Nebraska by reason of its aridity discovered a thrif ty green alfalfa plant growing where no other green thing could be found for miles around. That was a demonstra tion that satisfied the gentleman and he purchased a large tract of land for a trifle. On the same land he has since fed fifty thousand sheep in one season on alfalfa. Alfalfa goes down into the depths of the soil for moisture and through wireless communication' with the atmosphere brings down from above food which feeds the plant and enriches the soil. Since 1891 the acreage of alfalfa in Kansas has increased from 84,888 to 615,000 in 1906. A recent bulletin from that state says of alfalfa: "The steer feeders and mutton feeders of Kansas, Colorado and Nebraska would be lost without it." At the Kansas station it is stated : "A gain of 800 pounds of pork was made from a ton of alfalfa, and a little less than that amount of gam was made from an acre of alfalfa pasture, Again, "We found that 100 pounds of alfalfa hay saved 96 pounds of corn. iguring on tne basis of these experi ments it is stated that "with green al falfa producing ten tons per acre (20, 000 pounds) it would produce 2,000 pounds of pork, which, at 4 cents per pound would be worth $80 per acre." Director Burkett, of the Kansas sta tion, says: "By promoting the suc cessful production of alfalfa the sta tion has not only extended the domin ion of an imperial forage crop, but in so doing hss discharged its own entire expense, and in addition has added mil lions of dollars to the wealth of the state." At the Ontario agricultural college in ten years 30 cuttings, yielding over 6 tons an acre, were made. An exper iment showed this great soil enrich ing qualities. Wheat grown after al falfa yielded 61.5 bushels per acre and after timothy sod 42.1 bushels. In the two succeeding years the alfalfa sod produced 30.2 bushels of barley and 24 bushels of corn, while the timothy sod produced 19.7 bushels barley and 17.9 bushels corn. The three crops on the alfalfa sod were worth about (90 while those on the timothy sod were worth about $59. , At the Oregon Agricultural college alfalfa has been growing successfully for several years, and tests are being made by the agronomists with different varieties to determine v.hich will suit the conditions best in this state. The station men are glad at all times to answer questions in regard to its culti vation. A few miles from Corvallis Mr. W. H. Hamlin cut this year 200 tons of al falfa hay. It yielded about 2 - tons to the acre in two cuttings. Before seeding to alfalfa the land had been "cropped out" In fourteen years fourteen grain crops had been taken from the land, and Mr. Hamlin ex plains that on richer land the yield is much heavier. He further explains that the oldest stand yields the best, showing that it takes several years on certain classes of soil for the alfalfa to make a good growth. It looks as though an alfalfa cam paign would be worth millions to this state. Q. What is meant by "50 per cent," "40 per cent," and so on, dynamite! A. Tbe percentage given refers to tn amount of nitroglycerin in tbe powder. For instance, a 40-percent dynamite ii supposed to contaia 40 per cent of nitro glycerin and 60 per cent of "dope." F. S. Thomson, Washington State Col lege, Pullman A ProyosaJ. "Tea," he said, "I'm In lore," "Huhl" abe replied cornfully. i wouldn't care to be you." , "And I wouldn't like you to be. I'd rather you were mine." Philadelphia Press. . Mrs. Boyle I'ye found out where my husband spends his evenings, Mrs. Doyle Where T Mrs. Hoyls At boms. Ton see, I bad to stay In myself last night Harper's Weekly. WE BUY TO mK. 1 ftOl sBntt HI l hoMsV til f"r Prirsi Lis. HUNTERS'&TRAPPERS'GUIDE.rilUSa v"- Isrmsasl. IV-4 ttHwt tK r-T tvaf WTIfss, MaanrAtaaf fWf asttTMia ah .tt.tt TraetftettV (istms, Ifcs-. Trr. Vaasw I tar. 4 Wr las fta- tn ,stris m WMralirspMt. It r-frw-w Lrn-H fc-rw . '-. i. T wr xr fl T R 4 Imnnesl ts.4 WsMsAtfal It. tr .- h. mm4 lf altfe ,n.a.l 1 trss r -4.. (h f fcastsM mm4 kmn s-4 t, bur, mttmrn. A m4h Mr,. tfl ji M I MAPL John Leidy, a farmer liring near Robinson, Kan., has Installed a complete electric light plant oa his plsce. which liichts bis bouse, barns, cowsheds, cora cribs and granaries. lairte-rit. Sig. Pshurks (sspiring Thespian) When it comes to high tragedy, even If I do say it, I've got Bob Mautell skinned to death. Charming Soubrette Well, you oughtn't to try to wear his skin. It doesn't Gt you. Tour ears stick out. Chicago Tribuns. Oat at Ilia Reach. "At last !" exulted the x-bicycllst sa he oared aloft in his aeroplane. "I've found a public highway now where there is no , sprinkling cart demon to come along and turn it into a sea of mud! Itealnalns; ef Troobla. Mr. rhusser Cynthia, I hay joined, a Don't Worry club. Mrs. Phusser I am sorry for the club. It will have to change its name. Nlsfct School Horror. Teacher What was the most moment ous event of the last century? ShsgRy Ilsirerl Pimll lst Century? The killin' of that interview with th Kaiser, I guess. A FULL FOR BOYS and CIIILS WE AV'i'y WAT ACT fVJ HHiH milD 'frirFfifnl Dig mil !i&?JZ? I DO IT Bl.TrU I III SEAMLESS m T,V,'.M.!a 1 SCHOOL SHOES i Ol 9 f CCHOOL SHOES without srsms think of AV, r -Sil VlgCMty f!l: it-tea,nless school iiom They are VCT -K'?Xr I' III! d""'" " Inatinir alior ublnlnahlo. UUl IVT Kfey H tfeoi." They ye-jr Hat twice as long aa I All fyfv Vfvj a oriliiiojy shoes wlikavains. l rJT? - ? c Ma.d'n'l''y!e nd s. for every day anil II I! 3LIlUJi 1 Your dealer will a.iiipiyyui If not, C': i . MJC-5-K ywm s aerheaemear. fir r-ir Ml ed'.lb"u",,lri,iM'a','t''""i'"'aMiia i,t,t-c ' l 5J Am "."''awwUiU.plc.u.. MffiHf- tK f J IVli IAhI uWr'!m,k?t,m,,n '" "oea, rr',''if I V J 111 Hoaorellthaoee. Monba wwhlunieaT 'Jl."Z?, V4i just I V . 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It mile a syrup better ttian Mjpl. J J Sold by grocers. VISITING CARDS WEDDING INVITATIONS SONOGRAM STATIONERY There's no'hins no arentee aa mrrared work that ie artialioaUy dona. W do the tneat work on the t'a. iile Cva.it, at most nweonebl three, Ve will mail you apecintena of latest Uerins end wuniing of invitations, etc.. nMn raqueaL bend ua your name oa a poatal card. KILHAM STATIONERY AND PRINTING CO. PORTLAND MAKE OLD SILVER NEW Hav you Irm old, tarniphfd KniTM. Forks nd Spuona that look btvIT Would yoti like to hav them plated with pur si Ivar w Uy will luok and wuar lika Mlid aitvarT SEND IS YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS and tHve ua a ll't of what you have that needa reriniahinir and we will aend yi by return mail full information and particulars how ta have it done at Hi tie coat. It Doesn't Cost You Cent to Learn It Simply arnd u your nam and address, as above, and wa will do aa wa asTea. OREGON PLATING WOKKS. Silver ItpartnwM 16th and Alder Streets. Pertlsad. Ortjoa BAKING POWDER POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE Should remember that our force la aoorvaniaecl that WE CAN DO THKIH. K.N TIKE CKOWN. HKlDiiK AND PLATH WORK IN A DAY, if necessary. POHITIVKLY I'AINLESS EXTRACTING KUKK when plates or bridm are ordered. WE REMOVE THK MOST HKN81TIVK TENTH AND ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN. NO STUDENTB no uncertainty but SPECIALISTS, who do ths most sales tlflc and careful work. WISE DENTAL COMPANY, INC. Dr. W. A Wine. Mirr- II years In Portland. Second floor Failing builrlinK. Third and Waahing-ton atresia. Olftos hours: S A. M. to 8 P. M. Bundsys to 1 P. It. Painless ex tracting 60c; platre S6 up. T 7 a ''-"t. riME (a IN TIME CHRISTMAS EDISON PHONOGRAPH OUTFIT StNT WKBtUT COST YOU ON 10 DAYS' FREE TRIAL an r.a son Phonograph in 6 eonU I IB 15 and Include a large hand decorated Floral Uold-Moulded Kaconla; "is" Nana, 7l ff tf-aa'a M wM sW Htwr