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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 25, 1902)
tiah.. l. PWtmeotf DDli th'?t. from Thewonde,. Jacob, Oil hwion of for. 'he bronchi! reathinem ief dhe8iom """geo, ( "inesioni :toration ttt must Koenig' ,1e Ptrti, i. . awpi tb tl,... - fill ak 2he8 the diffil 1 he ineiH Jacobs Oil "i ne both nealmg Dd :"PPiy with "ma. crcap, wjnsns tod st Tea . Iiat they tatj first stage,, with wos cations Uka 19. CATARRH OF LUNGS. The Prince of w.i.. Prominent Chicago Lady Cured!,h"w. .d aUn not by Pe-ru-na. stowpH k . , own oe- ' ana Jnvestnre, thooch 1 the heir to the throw has 'become Prince of Wales .i'" being declared so. J The Unfortunate X Maker of "Breaks." t X tw" n 1 1 n 1 1 1 1 1 n-rn-m Wins Maggie Welch, secretary of thJ Betsey Rosa Educational and Benevo-I !r,,r-oeiety, writes from 328 Kn-tiJ -ttte street, Chicrigo, III., the follow. A Vai.hu n , A "brpak." In the ever-chanBlnK rer- Riowing words concerninir Pirnn.. t ,-- -iec(, nncuiur or social parlance, siirnities "list fall I caught tLe most eu.m! r.i ' . Pold8ntb of the name of BOIUe unfortunate chance remark that Id I ever had in mv lfie. . T m.,i,.j ! . . nea steen.t0iar B0ld either refers to or surreais somo am.. eht and day. and mv 'li.no. '.Un 18 nov one "f the rarest 'Jct bent to be avoided. Evn. - - j - evu auu mi na i -. - - . . . . that I was in nf He Qrrw Craity. First Ant How was the picnic? Second Ant Never saw such a crash in my lifel Fat lady sat dow n on the pie! iruat became-so sore 1 tftt& V- tc JES V- . .7.MiT . 7 Vjo. ' .) ;. ---" "i me rareHt -i io oe avoiuea. Even-one k Z: T "re'"bntfonrncimei.. bow often such -breaka- .lBv 130 00 ea?.h t Whlch are fcld at Called occur- oud bow "ore seems to well kno'monn8.'6 hM the ,be I,Prvwe that mnkes one thl" SI irr" U iB 60 dUt 0f one"8 t0 nlk f topic, rinribai? P ' Lium K i"1"4 mus "Warily sut the one ' ' i- UorbJUdea .If tUera Is, anyone at the At. . ' fabJe. for instance, who has some ner- ,nal " necessary. sounj defect, the Imp of perversity will must abandon all hnanicao 'nrollllhlv mini lha mt . K si- ; person present to drag thut particular I DllcfnWiin. ! . .u .. . i . "Ri.f i ,i. ! r l""c ul" couversaiion uy ai- enmn aJAnm ! 8 n0,t. yet l,U(Ung t0 llome on who 18 inillariy af-fh-SL'SS0181! m0lwy Priests : flicted. Or If there is some family skel- ;eton which must not be spoken of, it doctor, will alwaj-s be brought fnrwnrd Uv for the Health for 10 Cents. A llrrty liver, nnre W.vkI rWn In. tHiM eye. 1-euVct henlth t , rei i nn.iv tbn I Jc will .iin and ivure itiem fur you. AU Nerve. Pnmmer Girl Tns man I marry must be handsome and clever. Summer Man How fortunate we have met. - Asth ma ., Miss Maggie Welch. treat distress. All mmrh ,ma,v, auseateud me, and nothing afforded e relief until my doctor h a joke, I gueps Peruna is the only vulpine uioi win cure yuo. "I told him that I would "You cares for the future," savs the pbys Plan " - the niulti-millionaire. ( Mifficient?" repeats the Why, my dear sir, you have money to pay physicians fees rest of your life" ' Bananas English Style. At English tables BDOonn flra aarvaA with bananas. If thn lMnl. . proxy. "I am the most unfortunate Individ ual in the world about such things," complained a-young man recently. "It Is simply Impossible for me to steer clear of any unpleasant topic. It Is like a lodestone to me. and I am drawn Ton Can Ort Alton'a Foot Faa rREI. Write Allans. Olnmtp.t. I.-Roy, X. Y., for a frpp ?tani nle of Allan's l-it ft kii. blaui. otiii(f, dump, twollcn, arhinir toct. j It mnkr new or tlph shoe miv. A rvriam I cure (or Corn, an.1 Huniont. ll'drit(tgistL'U 1 it. 2ic lioiri accepi anv uliituUi. j Can't Afford to Eat. "Yon complain of being half starred on account of the high prices! Why, man, you are making a fortune off your true farm." "That's just it. I cant afford to eat any of the vegetables when they're worth so much in the maraet, b'goeh.'' "une or my daughters had a terr.hle case or i&ihmi. r nirii almost evervthinr?. but m-lthnnr rr-. lief. Vi e then tried Aver s Cherry rectorai, ana tnree nj one-hair potties cured her.' Emma Jane tntsrainger, Lanjsville. O. , Aycr's Chcrrj' Pectoral certainly curesmany cases of asthma. ' And it cures bronchitis, hoarseness, weak lungs, whooping-cough, croup, winter coughs, night coughs, and hard colds. Time tint : 2Sc.. Jec.. II. All rairliri. I I t:;iT TO BUT FCB CASH Chicki-i), Puck and Geese foath- J era. Address C. O. SMITH. ronanti your doctor, ff be avt take It. thu tlo mt tie eiiTc. Ir be teUa jot ant t take H. then doii't teke It. Ue kaowe. 4. 0.AYKU LXI.. LAWell. rrtl nJ Dividend Company Sll ami Sl.M'iimnifi lal UMit. 245 WaehHflon Street, 1-ortUn.t. tVecnn. t wl'leern xn i : i..r nu.iiih f ' tll t arn i..u i ,,.r ,,.uiS tuvmlleaniToH .,Mp,r mnlll 1'ajai lo monthly. allotwrliti. L. M. Davis, IVes. , " v aaub u lUtlCDlU BOrVAri fxa a r.innl. t a - . Wr 7:. i. . TOU"e,nowever' ln It8 direction whether I will or not. tt&'JZi?- !Tbe I ' bouse par- .. , ". ' upuu mo piate, ty to the M 77 , "vrepjwu nuie D7 little mally fat cap. g asked make up tbt iaryJ-Re.!, e so much chickens, i condeneed ime cottagt. cut floweril proceedi of -Judge. be prudent! ier pockets out for the person the ; as nuT or her ia- med. i to believe tiles put tip i the ohm but that's about the t be tm- r you try ned goods i & Km ton. Hit. the club), ry u, and immediately sent for a bot- m. ..ground that relief came the first ay, and as I kept takincr it iairhf.iiu he cough trraduallv diminiRhe.! an,i he soreness left me. It ii fine." Uggie Welch. - rM'lress the Poruna Mediacine Co.. iimbus, Ohio. for. free literature on arrh. would certainly of its skin, is dipped into this and thus !, ft4 No MI)ID-lvlnn. E.How is business, Hans," asked hia quaintance. "Veil," answered Hans, "if I can dn good in de past as I haf iD de future eaten. In a Minute. Nodd Well, I wish I knew how to pass away a few hours' time. Todd Why, I thought you were with your wife just now. "I was. I left her in a restaurant looking over the bill of fare." 1-vell, dot's how 1 ret,ty. A Tug at It. Bhe You must not kiss te formally engaged. Uo Do you mean to ways insist upon that rule? Bhe I've always tried to, i " Twnwiiui diiuul iiio oin iron. aope, gome more tleman iickerl th inbBomi.i, i i. ;-''uiiiim ijuuj kiiy parlor into the hall, out of the door, and down the Bteps and across the street, and as the young man, fled thence he called alter him: "Now, sir, you may realize that many a truth is written in jest." Judge, e until we that you Mothers will flna Mrs. rVlnslow's Booth ir BvrUD the best rented tn ma ( th..i, dreu during the wethine period. j jtranger I ' jng lovers. Interested, tell you, I like . to see OUR OFFICE DOOH. He knowi i 'i for you, n't com irried. character, those fel fools of individa- Second Stranger Ah, h optimist, my friend. 1 Stranger No, I run tl iirlorg. Chicago News, t Cremation, Not until 1884 was eraated in England bodies cremated annually has steadl increased since both in England and e United States. Words Worth Reading from Wise Bros., the Famous Dentists, of Portland. "Whenever our office opens to ad mit a patient." said Dr. W. A. Wise. or w ise iiros., the great dentists, Fail ou must be inB building, Portland. Or., "we want j it to be because the patient desires and ice cream expects only the best and most con scientious work. "That's the aim of our advertising. "Whenever our office door closes be hind a patient we want it to he the seal IT Pertnaaennr oun Wo flu or nerroomea 1 1 V after rjritUr'i nof lr KlUa'iiOrMt Krvm uitonr. Send for ITIinKnl.rtnrri..l hf.ttia.nr-.t. ie. Ua.au.JUiMa.LtiL.liAArclidUfuUadclpbia.i'a 5?i WW, )0P of a Friendly. Myer Sylker is a friendly sort Uiap, isn't he? ( Oyer Yes; he's moat too friendly. Myer How's, that7 Gyer He,-ho sooner quits shaking 'our hasul than he tries to pull your leg. ' . not Acquainted with mm. . "Nell's just crazy over Sbakespeaer." "So he's her latest, is he? Where'd the meet him?" Philadelphia Bulle- in. (he first hmv I The number ' satisfaction upon the service given i unu irienuuness ior our practice to unug unit ugniu w itu irieiius. "That's the aim of our work. "Many people still think that getting your teeth put in order, or having some extracted and new ones pot in costs lots of money and hurts. This i not so. It dee not cost much money in our office, and it 'doesn't hurt a bit. That exclamation from our customers is getting to be widely repeated." tnllty about It, and I am sure they must have thought I did It all on purpose, "It was worse with me," laughed the young woman to whom he wns s)eak Ing. "I went to stay with some peopl whose prominent fauirly trait was a re maricauiy large nose. Like yon, I re solved beforehand never to mention the defect but the prohibitive word so preyed on my mind that, on one dread fuL never-to-be-forgotten day, I said to my host at the table, Tlease give me some nose!' I intended to nsk for salt, but the awful word got ahead of It and slipped out of my mouth quite clear and distinct I was too much horrified to pass it off, and grew red as a peony feeling ready to cry, but Mr. A- burst out laughing. 1 know exactly hew It happened, dear child,' he said, 'and you mustn't mlud It a bit' " New York Tribune. CITY HALL TOO SMALL. X A Bee Une. The directness of the bee's flight is proverbial. The shortest distance be tween any two given points is called a bee line. Many observers think that the immense eyes with which the in sect is furnished -greatly assist, if they do not entirely account for, the arrowy straightness of its passage through the air. 1 1 , CUTE AND CHRONIC, f RTICULAR AND ;nflahatory. RE. iflen ten iM Some people have been suffering from Rheumatism so long that aAnMAl ratnAtuhAf tVlt MIQPIII AD HirRPIlRIAI Zi " ViAn thv were entirelv free iwuuubruii iiikiiwwiunki : - - j l 1 from an ache or pain, and have long since forgotten the joys of a painles9 existence. They are at the mercy of every ill wind, and their misery is aggravated by exposure to cold or sudden changes in the temoerature. Thev become walking 3rometers and most accurate In weather predictions, the increasing pains in flmscles and joints foretelling the approaching storm or the coming of bad V Sreatner. It is from these constant sufferers that the great army of rheumatic W ' I : 1 : Tl,.!-. ule n r. nrrtra Aiif Kw I'll InUant TtfllnS and :Ue joints become so stittened ana Dent hat they are at last compelled to give p or hobble about on cruicnes. Nobodyeveroutlived Kneumaiism; e disease never loosens its grip or ves of its own accord, but must be riven out bv intelligent and persist- tit treatment through the blood, for Rheumatism of every variety and form Js caused by an over acid condition of ihe blood, and the deposit in muscles, 'oints and nerves of corrosive poisons id gritty particles, and it is these ritating substances that produce the flammation, swelling and pains, licb. last as long as the Wood remains this sour and acid state. To ure Rheumatism permanently 1 . J . f-f Km nnn'fiMl Otirl 1 Tl V l" (T - Wed. and no other remedy does this so well or so promptly as S. S. S. It f res lies and restores 10 xue mm acm uiwu : OVaininff properties. And when strong, ncn Diooa is agaiB ciiumu..B imvug he bodv the acid poisons and irritating matter are washed out of the muscles wuy r Rnd .ointa aad the pains at oncecease yaw ga a.1 aw and Rheumatism is a thing of the I F iwSm c mm 1 rtast S. S. S. is a purely vegetable medicine and does not derange the Stomach . like the strong mineral remedies, but builds i p the general health, increases the appetite and tones up the digestion. . . -Through our Medic.il Department pain-racked, despondent Rheumatic sufferer will receive helpful advice a Physicians of experience and skill without charge. rite us fully about i Bowline Green, Ky. Gentlemen: About a year ago X waa attacked by aoute Rheumatism In my shoulders, arms and. tecs beiew the knee. Z oonid not raiae my arm to oomb B7 hair. Sootera preeeribed for zme for over two month without g-iTint- mo any reUef. I saw S. 8. 8. advertised and decided to try it. InunodUtoly I cemmetoed its nso I folt better, aad remarked to my mother that X waa find I had at lass found some relief. X continued its una and am entirely wall. I will always fool deeply lnteroatod in the auooeaa of 8. 8. 8. ainoe It did mo so muoa rood. Toum truly, XBS. ALIOS HO&TOXr. 811 Twelfth Street. London Civic Busineaa Hampered by Lack of Koom. London has suddenly discovered that It ought to have a respectable home for its rulers. One of the queerest of all the topsy-turvy things about this center of the empire 1b that probably 8,000,000 of its inhabitants don't know where Its "city hall" Is. The building from which the world's metropolis is I iS tl.W TT. sia puna - eii i nrrLj LODON 8 CITY UAIX. ruled Is an insignificant affair, beside which the municipal headquarters of any American city of 30,000 inhabit ants would look imposing. It is quite overshadowed by the back part of William Waldorf Astor's house, which adjoins It on the north. The build ing Is too small to hold half of the departments of a concern that spends $30,000,000 a year and rejoices in gross debts of $250,000. The county council recently voted down a proposition to build a new city halL Affinities Never Sudden. There Is more of ideal love and mar rlage in the world than it is the fash ion to believe. Affinities are not so rare. But they are made, not born After alL what are affinities? People between whom attraction is developed to a maximum, who think and feel and act In entire sympathy. It la Improb able that two people could meet and discover such a bond of perfect aym. patby. Such a condition would be too good and great to gain without a struggle. No two people have the same training and education, the same en vlronment the same conditions for the formation of character and inclination. We must make our affinities. Cosmo politan. A Watchful Nurse. Doctor Aha! Glad to see you doing better. So you slept well last night did you? Patient Who slept? Doctor Here's the record: "Slept slept, slept" Patient Psham! That was the nurse. Interne. , from Physic jrour case. THE SWIFT SPZGJFSO CO.. ATLANTA. CA. Asked nntl Answered. He When poverty comes in at the door what is It love docs? She Why, it flies out of the dlniug room window, of course. For coughs and colds there la no better medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. 8, who are all abnor- 'Now, Bill,' I said to myself. remember, not one word about corpu lency!' But In spite of all my efforts I managed to drag In the subject severnl times. To my horror, I heard myself mention Bnrnum's fat woman to Mrs. M . speak of some one's death from fatty degeneration of the heart when conversing with Mr. M , tnlk ad miringly of Miss . Blender's figure to Mlns:M and allude to the disadvau- It Came Home to Him. "CI .",' T , t I 1 T f ' The jokesmUh ca led nnon tha fnthor 1 1 .. .... t . of tha li l upi-niise ue grew too neavy io compete d-m.; h.1 i." .7 r. lor la There was a perfect fa aenvi su lliai liatli with a wrathful Bhout the A Natural Development. "Hello, Stavers! Haven't met yon in some ime. Still a bachelor, I sup. pof?" "Not a bit of it. I've branched out in matrimony," "Indeed! Olive branches, of course?" Richmond Dispatch. Mere Superstition. "He's just as supt rstitioiis as he can be, D'Aubur is. You know he had two paintings for sale, and first he asked f ti.SO apiece fur them." "Yes." "Well, yon see, that would be flSOO for both, (xt when a man offered him 10 for both he took it, becaut-e it would have been nnlii, ky to stick out for $1,300." Phildalphia Pree. D A Ahe Kind ou Hayo Always IJousrlit has borne tho nigna- ii, j ifitmr, uuu iias Dccn iusmio under Ills personal supervision for over SO year. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitnthwis and Just-as.pooP' are but Expcrimenls, anil cndaiiirer the Health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Caatoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric. Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Plcamuit. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other 'nrcotlo substance. Its asro is its guarantee. It destroys Worma and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Coyct,,lt relieve Teething- Troubles, cures Coustlputloa and l latnlency. It assimilates the Tood, refrulatea the Stomach aud Bowels, givlnir healthy and natural sleep. The Children's 1'auacea The Mother's 1'rieud. The KM You Haye Always Bought yj jjears tne Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. tm eewT.Ma eofeewv. tt ipuwaav eracrr. New veea errv. F W. L. DOUGLAS $3 1333 shoes :; . I. iMugliis hi h are the stan dard of tho worhl. This is the reason . U Koiitrhis m.ikes anil sells more men's $0.oo and $;i.fto shoes than any other two tn;tnifacturt'rn. W. L. DOUCLAS $4 SHOES .... CANNOT BE FXCfLLFD. i::: Ji.1c3.s20 1 1;".::'.? ji.mo.000 Bi'Jf Inpor-ttl mn1 Amrlran Irothnt, Hfyfl Pittnt Calf. I ,m.l, ,i Calf, Calf. VUI A C-Jorm CoI, Nat. taiuaroo. Faat I iil.ir r ielrt. n.r.l. CaUtiOfl! Th" niilne hW f , noUOIASr ,nrt ""'. tnit e,n tiotttnu. hort by mm, g.r. ru tni. llli,,. ( tll,v free. W. L. DOIIULAS. UUOCKTON. MASS. ' CI 03302333303333 Preparing: or Holiday Trade. MR. STOURKI'MTU: We ell yon Nula, Raliln., llrlcd I'rull. Vermont Mapla u(ar, llatee, Flge, Honey, rverythlns jrmi niml luf the h(ll,ly; twtter quality ami kmar prime than you ran Hint elwwhere. Hutul lor our Special Holiday rrlce Uil, ur write tu aud we will call on you. TO OUOWERSt-We alwaye buy nn, butter. ctfcM, apple., pvara. onloita and npuile. Hare you any toacllr Ll ui know, U you waul a food urlce. WOLF & SONS. Wholesale Fruits and Produce. H t08 FRONT ST.. PORTLAND. OR. PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER Kill. Lloeon Poalrry. To Jeilut the percbee, the auies kill the Uee. Hu yon. Price, soc and Sl.OO a can. Sold by dttalera. raCBSUH ftEMRDT CO .St Paol.Mlna. U.Dtlero.n -I am a brrnlor of Or,t-cl.M Sll Wyaadottae. Iwob a can of your 1'RUWI AN LIQt' I U LICE K IIXKK Me ..i.l !TE ""ftu"' Bt ytai foeltry Show of IM, and Had It U all nbl There ar. HTaral Iter, tlut .nt a r.n.1,1. I to. klll.r and ou..Maii rtr .t. wm M swaooKkT. w.,t., ntnn. t.liJiu''.'"'f "radel.Ho.aar.tbePRl'HHIaS LttJIt Kil.LUt U Jaet lee tains for lloe oe no., and u wona St. ifm lie eue rOBTLAMW SKatO CO. rartlaao. Ore.. Ceaet AgeaU. ( I F-.-Va-rf mm A UMBRELLA It the brat P reliant In Oregon or Wanhlnston you can give your wlle, your daughter. your id. frle.j, of yourasU for Chrf.tr.iM. We wh ueaulle., " beat quality, at Tery reanouable prloea. , JOHN ALLESINA, Portland. Ore. TWO Stores S'lilnsfon . Near Woodard, Clark, A Co. rwrl""u' we' 1 cs I IM Morrlaun St., Dear Meier & Frank Co. CD. C. GEE WO WONOI-krtL HOMfi IRIiATMIiNT Tlila wnnilfrrul i M-- ftmior I rftllM frrmt bri'ssiiNs? b vurrt fUplr WlltlllUI OfafrSk linn itiai Mr i(1vn up to dir. list rtire (tn Tr j HUMS wuuOvrlul ( bt- tCtP--M "' Mr,Mlt room, buita. rWV V 1 t't4rk VMK'lMblf k mow 11 to uifilu sU fiu-f in ili.a wuittrj . 'I bnitib ilit um-oI iihi )j arm rviu-Ii'B Ihm rsnmui tliM'tur kw ibi mm tun of ovvr tuMiflVr m r-nieMtim, wliuh lifkutiYMlullir lUe-a In itifTfrn tl !(. Il gtmrstiutra to cur rmtmrtU, sMibiu, tunic, llirukt, rlivutiiMiAiii, iifrvuiimifMiai etiufntt h. Iivrr, tc. ; ii&n tiuiiilriMla r mtlniuii' laift. i Lmrttm modrrisi. i mil mrni inut, f'stitfiii tiui 4tf lb cuv wm for blMtiki ftiiiS rlrrulart. eVnd 4ciitwln cut up. CiiNHLii TAliO.N tHk.IL Alii)Uyfi THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. mi Third St., Portland, Orcfoa. Se M en u ea MMir. P. M. V. Met. 4S-1SOS. HM wrrMas to adeartleeee pleaea I ALL ABOUT THE PIANO CLUBS It will cost you nothing to Investigate and will surely save you money. If you are interested and cannot call In person, please fill out the attached inquiry blank and send to the Piano Club Manager, Eilers Piano House, Portland, Oregon. Catalogues, prices and all particulars will be promptly supplied. ... Out-of-town residents may join any of the clubs now forming: INQUIRY BLAINK-"X" EILF.RS PIANO HOUSE. Portland: Pleasa send ma catalogues and all Information abaut tha aew Piano Clubs to Name Address ' NOTE. If interested in Organs, please specify "Organ Club" in above blank. It costs you nothing to investigate this money-saving opportunity. We guarantee to supply Pianos and Organs to Club members at a bona fide saving of many dollars. Attend to this today. - . EILERS PIANO HOUSE 351 Washington St., (Both Phones) Portland, Ore. Other Stores at San Francisco, Spokane and Sacramento.