L esse red Cost or Travel,
Befcre the Siberian railway was
arailuble, a trip from London to Shane
bai cost frroo 1326 to 475. Kow jt
can be made for from $65, third ilass
to f 160, first class.
The rww.t- ...
T, 1 otu.
1 VA IVtniA A-
patient. One hP7 V W b
I believe." nd to dolla.
"Yes," gaid Dr p ;
total .,,o .. "ice,
. v, f JKa-
making
",dn't ?uit understand."
years i
Exception.
Biiwui inventions bein' 1 todav vl . Up 10 da,e' "'eluding
injurious to labor is .11 nonsense," said ! know' i. Z -mrse lor visits, you
convict ro. 161. i '"'i '
"Why so?" asked the guard i
"Because it la. a patent burglar1 In r y B,h Ends-
alarm wue the cause o' me gittin' live ! trim . i ?',a1' the Indian Population
at nam labor." . "uul 118 cnances for the effi.
, oi prayer by worshiping at a
! Chna , altar with image. ofVhea?
tl.ende1tieshid,len behind it.
Premonition Proved True
Charie, Anstee. the proprietor of the
tluXe ' H lvM' h8,i 8 I'met
flat tie Would lliu nn l.
"" ."7 Bh"" year ago. Hie
8 tried tn I ,...!. . .
in, nun kiihim iin.i.i i. i
She Might.
"I wonder if she regrets her ma r
nam'?" '.
"Why should she?"
"Well, you know, they're both
literary, and now her husband thinks
himself -entitled to every bright idea
the has."
Print
Mamma Why. Willio. vm, oi.,i ... ' ra"t"red her skull
mu iiinm mii'ij , uiiu yvu got Ilium.
Aren't you satisfied?
Willie No'm, I ain't. You gave
np to ensy I'm jest kickin' myself
'cauee I didn't ast you for more.
, . iu ueu at
Clock a few mnrninna ..
year after his wife's fatal amdent.
THE,
dcakj THIS TPA5E MAW
i5
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flADK M ILAf M w
TAKE N3 SUBSTITUTE
ON SALE EVERYWHERE
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A.J.TCffER CO..BOSTON.MA-S
Where are the Pennies?
ll5nVin the wrldreare
11J.UOO.000 big copper pennies, but
nobody appears to know where they are.
Acting the Part.
"Since he married that rich girl I
understand Dabsley leads a doe's life."
I expected as much."
"Yes; he does nothing but eat, lie
ftround the house and growl." Phila
delphia North American.
Cockchafers Trouble Farmers.
SwarniB of cockchafers are now
troubling several Korfolk, England,
dietricts.
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3&$3s SHOES S
ii. Li. iiiiuir :is KiuifH lire, wnni ttv
Biauons oi me limn
Foiled Again.
Hunted and harried to his last stand,
the desperate bandit pours shot after
shot into the intreoid tlDPPfl that haa
surrounded him. Peeim? that
is out of the question, he mutters:
"At leant the hintnriral
the future shall have no opportunity
ii marry me on in me last chapter to
one of those impossible heroines."
So saying, with a last yell of defi
ance, he places the pistol to his head
and pulls the trigger.
So Different.
Jibbs Why, what's the matter with
you, old man?
Jabls ( groaning) I've iust been hit.
by a blankety-blank dog.
Jibbs What an outraizel Whv
don't you shoot the infernal beast?
He may be rabid. Anvhow. it in a
duty you owe to society, and the dog's
owner ought to be pros
"rut it was your own dogf"
"Oh! Ah er. whv. old man. hn
was probably playing with you and
bit deeper than he intended! He's
such a playful dog!"
THE PASSING OE LIGNEOUS La
Fow Woodea Indians Sow Know the
"'x to Tobacco More.
Slowly but surelx all the aid fipni
of our childhood are passing away. But
saauest or all Is the passing of the
American Indian. Not that aborigine
that Inhabits the western plains.
I refer to that uoble figure, the
Mwoodenlndlan"thatfor so many years
has been to the tobacco store what the
striped pole Is to the barber. But, alas,
his time has come. And w hat will the
children of the future hiirik tn lata til
pluce?
This well-known siirn hna iitin
and logical genealogy. More than three
centuries ago Sir Walter Kalelgh
learned that there was a plant used by
the Iudians iu a manner unknown lii
Europe. Sir Walter soon acquired the
art and Introdqeed it to Europe. In an
incredibly brief period all Enrniw lm.1
taken up this delight, while to-day you
can scarcely Und a region on the globe
where tobacco is not known.
And credit was iriven u. iw.ro it
due. Even where thp Iiullun im.
known, nevertheless his nralse wn
sounded and heralded. Then came the
woouen InUlun" as a trilmtp tn tiio
teacher of this "solnce and dellcht of
man."
As If by magic all over Enclnnd ami
In this country the "wooden Indian"
stood as a symbol of a tobacconist. But
to-day his knell is rune, and wp of tin.
present generation are seeing the last
of one dear old friend.
What child of vesterdnv'hnt rllrf nnf
delight In cazlutr at the nohl "Wi-"
or sweet-faeed "squaw" who held in Its
wooden hand a bunch of clears as if
to urge upon the world the delights of
smoking. In the old days a cigar store
without the symbol was like a one-ring
circus of to-day. Passers-by would
scorn at the attempt to sell the "weed"
under any other device.
But all his chanced. Ton Wllllr tilnnl?
after block and nass tobacco stored hv
the score, but the old friend has gone.
The march of an effete civilization haa
marked him out for slauirhter.
His principal rival Is the caudv lith
ograph, it Is with shame that I ac
knowledge the fact, but the voiith of
to-day would far rather gaze npon the
picture of a chorus girl smoking that
abomination, a clcarette. than stnnri
and admire the stolid features of the
representation of the past. Boston
Daily Advertiser.
With Cuts.
"Your trouble probably arose from
some forgotten contusion, whereby an
because they are the i irritation was caused which communi
swre men in all
ny other make
OIllv Rimes flint, in ovurv wav annul pntnd itHpl t tn t.liA."
those costing fli.OO and $I.OO. j "O cut all that out!" interrupted the
W. L. DOUCLAS $4 SHOES other, impatiently.
CANNOT BE EXCELLED. "But I was going to explain," said
uii't, Jl.lll.l.SJO I i.io'ior'ki, S'-.iHII.UImI the surgeon, "what caused the cancer-
Bnt moord anrt American leathtrs. Heyl'$ oug growth "
-.ni van. e ntmei, Bnx Vail, calf, via Kia. uorona . , .. . . , . ,
H Nat. Kangaroo. Vnt Cnloi 1 K.velel uel. I Ut that out too, doctor!
claimed the patient.
Caution I The wnutn hvi vr. . bouoiiAs1
uuiiiff ana price ffrnmpHu on uuviuuii
) by mtiil, 25c. extra, llhm. Catalog Jite.
W. L. DOUQLAS, BROCKTON. MASS.
ex-
pE NEW PENSION UWS
W lo Nathan Hickpord,
"WWtltir, W ASH1N0T0N. D. (J.
U'HtS WHtflt LL tLStf AILS. " K
M Bat Cimeb UyruD. Titles Uutxl. Use I
.UJ In tlmn. Sold hv riruii.lt.
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Bee Selects Queer Home.
Some reels of throad in a factory at
Braunton. Devonshire, have been
chosen as a home by a eolitary bee,
, which is now actively engaged filling
i them with honey.
i
j Uncertain Footing.
The fellow who stands on his dignity
' ma discover that dignity is just as
slippery as a banana skin.
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"orms .Convulsions .Fevensh
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For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
t Disturb Graves of t
t
J an Ancient Race
Floods that prevailed in Tennessee
recently washed np what had been
called an old Indian graveyard. Sci
entists, however, who have given their
critical attention to the find are now
inclined to the opinion that It was the
resting place or prehistoric men, the
mound builders.
The graves were very deep. Tha
green knoll under which they rested
gave no evidence of covering such
grewsoine relics. There has been no
Indication of a graveyard in the lo
cality within the memory of the pres
ent inhabitants and no record of It
In history. Before the flood the field
was worth $00 an acre and produced
fourteen bales of cotton. ' '
But this year the creek spread over
the bottoms as never before, causing
much destruction. The soil was swept
away In the torrent, and when the wa
ter finally receded there were left ex
posed twelve graves. Some evidently
were the craves of adults and some the
craves of children.
Now. these graves were evidently not
the remains of Indians. They gave
evidence that the dead had been
burled there with much care. whll
the Indians were wont simply to wrap
a lilanket about the body and lay it
in a shallow grave.
nj For Over
Thirty Years
1 n Aff A fl n
' v 53x m a 1 1 n n mill
I .V mr -- mm- I
The Why of the Trolley.
On one point, the American Is deter
mined: he will not live near bis work
says Charles M. Skinner In the Atlan
tic. You shall see him in the morn
Ing, one of sixty people In a car built
tor twenty-iour, reading ms paper,
clinging to a strap, trodden, Jostled
smirched, thrown Into harrowing rela
tions with men who drink whisky,
chew tobacco, eat raw onions, and In
continently breathe; and after thirty
minutes of this contact, with the roar
of the streets In his ears, with languid
nlprlca and n niruid market women
leaning against him, be arrives at his
office.
The problems of his homeward jour
ney in the evening will be Btill more
difficult, because, in addition to the
workers, the cars must carrv the niul
tltude of demoiselles who shop and go
to matinees, lo many men and women
of business a seat is an undreamed
luxury. Yet, they would be insulted
If one were to ak why they did not
live over their shops, as Frenchmen
do, or back of them, like Englishmen.
It is this uneasy instinct of Ameri
cans, this desire of their families to
separate industrial and social life, that
makes the use of the trolley car im
perative, and the street railway In this
manner widens the life and dominion
of the people, it enables them to dis
tribute themselves over wider spaces
and unwittingly to symbolize the ex
panslveness of the nation.
Fast Witrahip lor France.
At St. Nazalre the French armored
cruiser Admiral Aube was launched re
cently. She Is to steam twenty-three
knots, carry a crew of 025 men. and
will be armed with forty guns and tour
topedo tubes.
Some men who are Just on th vere
nf helnir smart snoll evcrvUiiuir bv
The Roman Emperor.
Of 93 emperor who governed the
hole or part of the Roman empire 62
were murdered or died under suspicious
circumstances.
Hammering Away.
We didn't expect everybody to send
for a sample can of Monopole epioeg
the first week. Bat we won't tie satis
fied until every family has had at least
a chance to get one. All that is neces
sary is to send yoor grocer' name and
two 2-cent stamps and we will nd a
full weight tin of any variety you w idh.
We think you'll say Monopole apices
are tlw be.t you ever tried. If von
don't think so. Loon n u;,,.. ".i,
other kind. Address Wad ha
Bros.. Coffee Riuistxra an.l Mu, ,......
- - - .-.Hiiiiiav LU-
rr, i oruand, ure.
Failed to Scare Him.
His medic-al adviser You won't last
long at this rate, young man. Yon are
burning the candle at both ends.
Gay boy Very well, doctor. When
the candle it burnt out I'll light the
gas.
Poorly?
For two years I suffered ter
ribly from dyspepsia, with great
depression, and wis alwsvs feeling
poorly. I then tried Ayer" Sarsa
parilla, and in one week I was a
new man." John McDonald,
Philadelphia, Pa.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES,
It Cnrea While Ton Walk.
Allen Foot-Kane makca tlfht and new nhooi
rei-lmsy. it i a certain ruivfur rating, t nl
luuiauiiswollcn.tinxl.hol.arhtnir nrt. Try it
"E-BA,udrUlrB"',.ajc- 1 rial package mall
fKtJ:" Adrew Alien S. oluitted, LeKoy, j
Don't forget that it's
"AycrV Sarsaparilla
that will make you strong
and hopeful. Don't waste
your time and money by
trying some other ifvind.
Use the old, tested, tried,
and ituc Ayer's Sarsapa
rilla. II H i bottle. Allarmlt.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
viuauu, vrvgon. rounded kM
1 Romi School for Boyt
illtary and Mmnal Training.
Writ tor llluilrated Otnlnt-ti,
ARTHUR C. NUWILL, Principal
FOR SALE.
One Second Hand Mchol Chei.r.l
Separator. Hie i-0, with wind aiai-ier.
I'lily ruu 40 dy; a bariiaiu. inquire ot
JOHN POOLE,
Toot Moniion At., IHiriland, Or.
AW your doctor what he tltlukR of Arer'a
PrbiitiArilla. lip kuuvi nil ntntut ttm w'rand
.old fnmtlT medirine. Follow Ula advice and
wa will be tun-Hrd.
J. U. atir Co., Lowell. Vw,
MHchoJJ Wagon.
Dazzling Opportunity.
The professional mountain climber's
toot slipped when he was near the sum
mit, and he started for the plain below
by the shortest and most direct tome.
"Gosh!" he exclaimed, as he went
bumping from rock to rock. "If I live
to reach the bottom what a story this
will make for the magaiines!"
FITS p,'-nlr (;"" .So tin er nmroonisn
W after Itrtl Ut'ii n.rof Ir klta', (treat Nern
Snd lor Fit EE M.OOtrial tiotue and treat,
ne. Va.RU.Kuiia.Ltd..KUArcliSU.FbUadelpbia,In
Historic Key to Hyde Park.
Among the treasures preserved at the
residence of the Earl of Clarendon is
the original gilt key to Hyde park,
sent by Queen Anne to Lord Chancel
lor Clarendon to give him at all times
admission to the park of London a
relic of singular Historical interest.
Stained Hands.
Hot water and soda will
stains from the hands.
remove
Hamlin's Wizard Oil is a friend of the
afllicted and an euemv to pain which
it overcojues.
Not Able to Share It.
Hewett The editor says it will be
at least a year before he can publish
my poem. That's a long time to wait.
Jewett Yes; you might die. and
then the whole dicgrace would fall on
7our family. New York Herald.
Mothers will-Tina Mrs. iVlnsiow' Booth,
m? S.vrup the best remedy to use tor their
smldren during the teething period.
In Revenge.
"He told his wife she ought to take
cookery lessons."
"Did she?"
'.'Well, yes: she sent for her mmW
to come and give her a three months'
course." Caseell'a Journal.
Bost on Earth
BeraiMe It l made ot Hie hni material ptvutnl
lolmr. llie liimiulit.-tnn.re lwlul.lv r Ik
toUperreiK alKe tlir ninrket price i.l m-m
f raon of wav-mi ttml-er IW Hie pr. vllrm-of cul
In over and Kklinmliii.- oft Ihe cream of Ilia
" 'loi-ll, which lucerne.! l.r I In years m.
are niaklnv ii. which meaim anlnve-ninaiuia
'2 i-SS ""' million ilnllnin.
M MKI.L U annua are uiiNiirnAae.1 ft
aunlliT, prupurliou, flnmh, airanniii aud Uaut
running.
W h v Uke ehaneea en ane other
Vt hy-not (el the beat A M I IXIMRt.U
mituhmll. lawa (tirar Om.
1-otuauu. toeallle. t-ukaua. aSMam
Anu Kverywbera.
Contagious
Klooo poison
Is the name sometimes given to what
is generally known as the BAD DIS
EASE. It is not con6ned to dens of
vice or the lower classes. The purest
and best people are sometimes
infected with this awful malady
through handling the clothing,
. . . . . . uuuking irom me same vessels
S'ESiSS if lcles' or otherwise coming "n contact sss
a a ? Sr00d- Th,n ben takin
1 oommwMd to improre at ono
and in a, vry short time aU avldenoe of
the dlaeaae diaappaared. I took aix bot
tles and today am sound and well.
R. II. Wall. Morrlatnwn 'Pan.
the body, and the poison even destroys the bones.
S. S. S. is a Specific for this loathsome disease, and cures it even in the
worst lorms. It is a oerfect antidote for tho nnrerr..i t. n...
" r IUUD uiuu uunuid
ill. Klrvul n . 1 . ... . ...
v..v. iiuuu ouu jTCucimm to an pans oi the system.
Unless you get this poison out of your blood it wili
ruin you, and bring disgrace and disease upon
your children, for it can be transmitted from parent
tn r-liiM W ft Q
tut is guaranteed a strictly vegetable compound. Poiasn,
Write for our free home treatment book and learn all about Contagion!
Blood Poison. If you want medical advice give us a history of your case,
and our physicians will furnish all the information you wish without anv
charge whatever. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. 6A.
ulcerated, the hair eve Krnwa nrA
lashes fall out ; the blood becoming
more contaminated, copper colored
splotches and pustular eruptions and
sores appear upon different parts of
DB. C. GEE WO
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great bet-atme ha uurea
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tion that are given p
toille. He cures with
Ihoae wonderful t'ht.
in-ae herhA, roola, biula.
barkl aud venalaMea
that are entirely imh
known to himIIi-mI ...l
eiicein Urn inuiiiiry. I hrouiili ihe uiuiorihoaa
hariulrw. renietllo Ihla ramoua doctor kuowa
thencllon or over hudllti-i-eui remedies, which
lieauci-eimlully unei Iu dllrereul dleeaaea. lie
iiiarauleri lo cure caiairh, aalliiua, lunc.
Ihrual, rheumatlkiii, iiervooaneM, aimnaeii.
liver, kldue-a, ela. : han huudre.la of tealluiuil
la I a. 1 lmrm- inodrraie. tall and aee hliu.
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No matter tow cfeaiant
- v-..wwaawaad
hraJth, jrood health, Is the foundation for en
joyment. Bowel trouble cause more aches and
pains than aH other disuse together, and when
you get a good dose of bilious bile coursing
through the blood life's a hell on earth. Millions
of people are doctoring for chronic ailments that
started with bad boweb, and they will never
get better till the bowels are right. You know
how it is you neglect get irregular first
suffer with a slight headrxhe bad taste in the
mouth mornings, and general "all gone" feeling
during the day keep on going from bad to
worse untill the suffering becomes awful, life
loses its charms, and there h many a one that
has been driven to 6uicidal relief. Educate your
bowels with CASCARETS. Don't neglect the
slightest irregularity. See that you have one
natural, easy movement each day. CASCA
RETS tone the bowels-make them strong
and after you have used them once you will
t v , ,. , wonoer why it is that you have ever been
Uwdl btg- VOUf disor(Ie commence to get Utter at once, and soon
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