iLONG the way to meetin
sundered if the world so wide had
lu.iril my hi-iirt a-lntin',
(jj jially walkin' at my vide alow; the
way to meet in"
KeincJ to time my ovtry Ktep-jpst
keepin' time noordiu',
,' sarin': "There's n rent fer you 'cept
t'other side of Jordan!"
,j in 'tried to ay "the word,"
n-iih natientest eudcavor
Lrwnrd that might, or mightn't, wake
I her heart my own rorever;
.jt asmehow. when it reached my lips.
it hcciiicii too mueu 10 uttor,
jdi my P""r heart a-kecpin' up tliat
rrerlastiu' flutter!
Twin nhnrp nlT tribulation day close by
I hit side to view her
'5pnll the wild (lowers by the way, an'
then not (live 'em to her!
lit, sudden eome this word from her
'twit like a benediction:
fa thinkin', John, this meetin' day
you re under deep conviction;
is' then, I up an' told her all my heart,
m sore atlhcted;
foved her more than all the world
that's how I Htood ronvicted!
L' then, as close she come to me, with
sweeter looks an fonder.
rend niy sliinin' titles' clear to earth
an' over yonder!
Atlanta Constitution.
FARMER DALE'S MISTAKE
J
IWAS on a wheeling tour find stop
ped for supper and nil night at a
forlorn-looking farmhouse. I was
fcnrprlspd to see no womnn about, all
the work being done by the owner of
Ithe plaee, Ezra Dale. After supper 1
lljhted a pipe and sat on the porch
booking. Dale came aud sat beside
'Yon have finished your evening
Mores early," I said. "When my wife
hi without n servant, she never gets
ibe dishes washed before 0 o'clock."
Waal, ye see, I don't do It that
way. I wash dishes oneet a week.
Then I put 'em all on ter the wagon,
Hr!ve 'cm Inter the creek, take a mop,
sa' when I get through they shine like
pewter."
'Don't you think a wife would be
handy? She could do your mending."
"Don't need no wife. I got needles
in' thread nil' buttons. There's my
kit." And he handed me a case con
taining the articles mentioned and no
more.
"Where's your thimble?" I asked.
"Don't need no thimble. I tried one
inert nn couldn't use It. It's handler
Kit the head of the needle ag'ln the
wall ninl drive It through that n-wny."
"Did you never have a love affair?"
"Yes, tmcet. It was when I was a
young feller very young an' very
men. 1 used to look on a gul as a
heathen would look on a sacred Im
age. There was a little one llvln'
across the creek,' Farmer Owens'
daughter Daisy. Turfy? Ye bet, an'
ftentle as a kitten. She took a shine to
me. I was a falr-lookin' young feller
then, straight un' slim an' light on niy
feet. One evenln' I was a-passiu'
Fanner Owens', and Daisy come run-
nlu' out with her finger a-bleedln' nn'
asked me ter tie It up fur her. I had
ter pit her arm under mine somehow,
an' hold on ter her hand an' wrap the
linen strip an' wind the string an' a lot
of things all at the same time. While
I was a-doin' of it her hair got ag'ln
my elieek, an' waal, I lost my bend
it turnin', put nn arm around her an'
Mused her.
"Do ye know, stranger, I've since
made up my mind she done it all a-pur-Po
I b'lieve She cut her finger on
tentlonally. I tell ye, women folks Is
tricky."
"I think that was a very nice femi
nise way of catching your attention,"
I remarked. "(Jo on."
"That's list what I did do. I went on
from day ter day, week ter week, till it
wenied ter me If anything happened be
tween imp nn' that gal I'd collapse.
Joniethin' did happen. Farmer Owens
hit a farm hnn' fur the haylu', an'
what did Daisy do but take hiin out in
w buggy that her father bought fur
her at lirlstuiaa nn' drive right by that
house .i-purpose ter show him off ter
" 1 tell ye, stranger, she had the
wickedest eye in her ye ever see."
"Another feminine trait," I observed.
""Jilss Daisy was evidently a woman."
"She was a-womnn, stranger, an' the
orst kind of a one." Dale went" on
hignbrlously. ' "She broke me all up. I
j!t rented this farm an' went away. I
didn't come bnck fur ten years. Then
I made up my mind that women folks
wasn't wuth worryln' about, an' I tuk
farm ag'ln an' began ter work It.
Thp fust time I went by Farmer Owens'
Daisy come out she had grown ter be
- flne-lookln' young womnn of 26 an'
what do ye suppose she did?"
"I can't Imagine."
"Asked me If I wouln't tie up a cut
finger. She had the same wicked look
in her eye she had when she drove that
opslded farm han' by my house ten
Jears afore. Women Is the perslstenest
fitters I ever see. I Jlst squared off an'
wid: 'Ye don't git me that a-way ag'ln.
e done It oncet, an that's enough.'
But, do ye know, stranger, she was so
lick about it that In five minutes I had
mT arm about her an' she was a-restln'
h head on my shoulder. She was
-cryin, too eryin' crockerdile tears,
o doubt.
"Waal, we was engaged, but It didn't
'as' long. The question come up as ter
whether we'd be married by a justice
or a parson. I don't like parsons my
elf, an' I wanted a Justice. Daisy
wanted a parson, an' she was so blame
t about It that I reckoned If she wns
obstinate about a small matter like
"at she'd be wantln' ter run the farm,
"H-HH
! THE GREAT LAKES
ARE OF
HE conditions which iim.nh.i
Jj the laws that govern, and the
markets which dent t-iii.
on Inland bodies of water, are con
stantly the subject of many changes.
-Many legislatures grapple with fish
Kiiiue problems during each win
ter, and In the snrlnir both t,i.0
seekers and those who follow fishing
as an Industry must acquaint them
selves with the new legislation If they
are to avoid the clutches of the lnw.
The Great Lakes furnish the world
wun tne greatest amount of fresh
water fish.
Last season there was no nntrni
on that most Important fishing ground,
A LIFT OF TROUT AND WHITEF1SH WEIGHING A TON.
Lake Erie. In fact It la not very long
since there was considerable opposition
to the plan to build and operate one
on account of the expense In connec
tion therewith. The spring found the
new patrol boat built by the State of
Ohio ready for service, and the Cana
dian fishermen who have been tres
passing on the United States side of
the line hud to look out. Fishermen
believe that they have at last received
Justice in tills matter. It will be re-
S11C1I1UA.N BTATK 1IHU HATCUEUV.
membered that, while in the past tho
Canadian government constantly oper
ated the tug Petrel In Lake Erie cap
turing the fishermen from across the
water and confiscating their property
when found slightly over In Canadian
waters, the Canadian fishermen could
not be thus watched. It will also be
recnlled that American fishermpn could
not accurately determine when they
were over the middle line, they having
so I called the thing off, ou' I've been
livin' alone her ever since."
mw. ti" t Kiiid. "vou have mls-
..11. - - v
takn imtural rpuimine iraus
..Hnl j.iiuunilm.Qa '
gen-
"That's what they Is, I tell ye, stra
11 u-
ger. Ye don t uiiuersuiuu.
Vr.ii linvn declined to give UD
that
...i.i .i. ... ., ..-.ilium la a urcut deal, w
vhlle
im-u m ii
to vou It Is uothiug. Miss Owens w
... . , i...i i...
as
right to insist ou oeing uiurneu v
parson, and you were ungenerous to re-
. v.n- lot me elve VOU a bit
of advice. Miss Owens is still single?
... .. . i i ...n 1..... i iint-
Yes. Well, go to iier Hu
when yon first met her you were a
blundering Idiot and that later you
were an obstinate brute. Say that If
she will overlook your past errors you
will spend your life in doing penance."
"Why. stranger, if I was ter do that
I'd never have my own way about any
thing afterward."
-It Is the only way to have your own
way about everything with a woman.
Toss it all iuto her hands, and she'll
toss It right back to you. More than
that she'll expect you to lead, and If
vou don't lead she'll not respect you."
' "Ye don't mean it: Say, stranger,
what sort of a makeup do ye call that
anyway?"
The next summer I rode past farmer
Dale's place. It was the trimmest-looking
farm in the country. After supper
the farmer told me how much better
contented be was while Mrs. Dale was
washing the dishes.-Indianapolis Sun.
"value : "ofsleep.
Ability to Heat One of Napoleon
Source of Power.
One great secret of Napoleon's pow
er was his ability to sleep. If he had
but nn hour for sleep he slept an hour,
even though the fate of an army m
of an empire hung in the balance while
he slept. Gen. Grant was another
ereat example of this ability to lay
Lde work at quitting time. Even In
the Wilderness campaign, when the re
sponsibility of the movement of the
nation's armies, stretched out In bat
tle line a thousand miles long, lay on
Z Xuluers; when his good-nigbt
commands involved all-night marching
Tgl.ti.ig of his army of the Poto
" mid his waking orders might
" e n victory or defeat, the killing or
T saving of a thousand n.en-under
nU be. lav don and dropied to
,uml riW s 1"ieki.v .vou or I
X, we rend ourselves sleepy over an
Tld storr book. Grant had what a
great ter has called a "frlctlouless
BrBtTUP'-S"T--
W'tVTTTTtv-HWt
FISHERIES
VAST IMPORTANCE !
to be guided by an estimation of the
miles they were from shore, based on
the number of miles per hour which
their fish tugs made.
Among the legislative measures ef
fecting the fishing Interests of Lake
Erie during the last session of the Ohio
Legislature, was the Guerin bill. Ac
cording to this bill the tonnage tax on
fish was reduced from "5 cents to EO
cents. The same bill contained many
provisions looking toward a more strin
gent protection of Lake Erie fish, and
It seems to have met with general ap
probation from the leading fishermen,
the Fish Culture Commission having
Indorsed It.
In general more Is probably known
of lower lake fisheries than those about
Lake Huron, Lake Superior, St. Marys
River and the Immediate vicinity of
the American and Canadian Soos. The
upper lake regions comprise a new
country, and will .be more to the fu
ture than they have been to the past.
As a fishing ground, St. Marys River
annually yields some handsome lifts.
Whitefish and trout, when caught by
net, have been known to yield a ton
at a haul. Mlchlgnn Is tnking a de
cided Interest In her fisheries. The
Michigan hatchery Is one of the finest
in the country, and Is situnted so near
the great canals as to be an object ol
considerable Interest to tourists in that
section. This hatchery, It is snid,
places in Michigan wuters, annually
30,RK).0(K) white fish, 1,500,0(10 lake
trout, and 1,000.000 brook trout.
Of the five Great Lakes, Loke Erie
furnishes the world with more fresh j
water fish than any other body of wa
ter. The Lake Erie fisheries employ
In the neighborhood of 4,000 men. Fish
ing compauies often operate fifteen to
twenty tugs. These tugs or boats each
set ninny nets with a capacity of 400
to COO pounds each. The nets are set
from five to US or 30 miles out in tho
lake. The value of each net is 53. At
the wharfs fish are removed from the
tug decks to the packing houses In
boxes. Here they ure prepared for
shipment to distant points, they ofton
going even to the ocean ports.
mind." He saved for the wear of work
what others throw away ou the tear
of worry.
Here Is a sample of the other ex
treme. Said a Minneapolis lawyer
to me to-day: "When I began the prac
tice of law I always lost two nights
before I had a case In court, tossing
about and combating every thinkable
standpoint of my opponent. And I lost
as much sleep afterward upbraiding
myself for not having tfiought of cer
tain mints at certain pat occasions
In the progress of the case." Of what
value were these night thoughts to this
young attorney? About as much value
as night sweats to a consumptive! I
venture to sny that all the business
planning a man does in life while ly
ing ou his back at night Isn't worth
an hour's good thinking on his feet on
one June morning. As compared with
the sleep It displaces, such night think
ing Isn't worth forty winks after din
ner. Burning the candle at both ends
sometimes makes a fine bonfire. But
It always makes a bad grease spot of
a good caudle. Commercial West.
A Palatial Ixig Cabin.
On Warren's Island, off the coast of
Maine, Is beiug erected what Is prop
erly described as "a palatial log cab
in." It Is composed of spruce logs, aud
cost the tidy little sum of 175,000. The
eutlre Island on which this summer
palace Is erected was purchased by the
late William H. Folwell, of Philadel
phia. Mr. Folwell died before the com
pletion of the ' house. The work Is
now superintended by his son, Wil
liam II. Folwell, Jr. Some idea or the
size of the "cabin" may be gained
from consideration of the fact that
there are twenty-two sleeping rooms
on the second floor.
The Serious-Minded Jap.
A Japanese review recently Invited
Its readers to name those European au
thors whose works they more espe
cially appreciated. The following hag
been the result of the referendum, the
authors coming out of the voting In
the following order: Darwin, Herbert
Silencer, Schopenhauer, Goethe and
Tolstoi. London Globe.
A man U well enough trained by his
wife If he passes the breast of the
chicken to the preacher, and looks
pleasant with the backbone on his own
plate.
No one Ilk to be reminded that
there la auothe.r eide to the story.
NEBRASKA RELIGIOUS FANATICS.
The "Ficuitcs" an Addition to the '
Various 'Holineiii" Societies.
Nebraska h:is a !ded another to the
various 'holiness" societies with whi-'h ;
the land is already overrun. The "Fiu'a-
ites, as they c.-ul
themselves, from
the name of their
leader, Louis Figs,
are a lot of relig
ious enthusiasts
who have banded
themselves togeth
er and live In a
swamp near Gret
na, not so very far
from Omaha. Peo
ple In their neigh-
lxnis noo. borhood have tar
red and feathered the leaders, hare
threatened worse things, and have
hauled thein Into court time and
again with little result, except di
vorces. The Flggltes say the Holy
Ghost watches over them and tells
them what to do and assert that the
whole world Is not able to turn thera
from what they regard as their plain
duty. They consider themselves to be
the chosen of the Lord, and condemn
all other persons and sects to everlast
ing damnation. In spite of the fact
that the law Is continually after th'ni,
the society Is growing and may soon be
compelled to seek larger quarters. They
do absolutely nothing unless directed
by the "voice," and consider themselves
as being the very acme of perfection.
The Figgs lived at Gretna some years
ago, and had money and a good home.
What started them on this fanatically
religious turn Is not exactly known, but
It Is a fact that suddenly both Flgg and
his wife showed signs of the "spirit"
and their house became the rendezvous
of many Impressionable women who
developed Into enthusiasts as great as
the Flggs themselves. There were peo
ple In Gretna, however, who did not
think much of their doings, and booted
them out. A couple of years ago there
was considerable whltecapping and af
ter a dose of tar and feathers Figg
gathered up bis female adherents and
fled to a swamp, where he built a rough
shack, in which the crowd still lives.
Strange to say, there are still found
women enough to keep the colony In a
state of healthy growth. They leave
good homes to go with Flgg to his mis
erable shanty, which contains but four
rooms, two below aud two upstairs,
where they slug and shout and conduct
their fanatical ceremonies with less
regard for the proprieties than Is called
for In a strict interpretation of the
rules of law and order. These four
rooms are crowded always, no men be
ing among the enthusiasts except Figg
and his two grown sodb.
The first principle of the Flgg relig
ion Is regeneration by the Holy Ghost.
When that Is accomplished, the whole
life of the devotee hangs on the "voice."
The "voice," which Is supposed to come
from the Holy Spirit, directs every
move of their dally lives, and whatever
the "voice" directs them to do. Is done
without question.
The Flggltes believe that all creeds
and forms of worship are wrong, as
well as any set way of meeting. They
have a way of working themselves Into
a high state of excitement, when the
"voice"' will command one of their
number to go and stir up a meeting be
ing held In some church near by. There
is usually something doing of very
warm character when the fanatic
shows up and begins to denounce the
congregation.
NEW LOGGING METHODS.
Steam and Klectrlc Machine Uaed to
Haul Loss in Maine Forests.
A few years ago, when some one sug
gested an electric railway from Moose
head lake up the valley of the Alle
gash river, In the very heart of the
northern Maine woods, the project was
ridiculed on every hand as Impossible
of execution in such a rough country,
even If there would be any business
for the road when It should have been
constructed. Now, however, a trolley
system Is In successful operation In the
Dead river region In the roughest part
of Somerset County and Is engaged in
hauling heavy loads of spruce logs a
greater burden than any ordinary elec
tric line has to carry, writes a Kangot
correspondent of the New York Trlb
nne.
The electric log-hauler Is the Inven
tion of A. O. lA)inlai-d, of Watervllle,
who Is a mechanical genius and hss
made a fortune from various Inven
tions In the last ten years. Some years
go Mr. Lombard conceived the Idea of
building a steam log-hauler and madf
a careful Investigation of the subject
U'fore lie begun work upon the machine
that be had in mind. He found that
more than fifty years agu a Maine man
had built a steam log-hauler, hut that
It had failed to work on account of
some manifest faults In Its construc
tion. This first steam log-hauler had
n boiler and engine mounted upon a set
of driving wheels Ave feet In diameter,
with spikes In the rims of the wheels
to prevent them from slipping, but
when the machine was hitched to a
load of logs the bearing of weight was
on so small a portion of the rims that
the wheels whirred around like those
of a locomotive on a wet rail, while
the spikes would dig so deeply Into the
snow that the machine would become
stalled in hollows of Its own making
and be unable to move Its own weight,
not to speak of a load of logs.
To obviate this difficulty Mr. Lom
bard provided his machine with a sort
of self -laying rail a set of endless
lags, carried on ball bearings which,
while preventing the wheels from dig
ging Into the snow, affords them- a fric
tion hold, giving traction power snffi
clent to draw loads of logs aggregating
60,000 feet. The forward end of the
hauler Is carried by a sled, to which la
attached a pole. A pair of horses Is
i3l
hitched to this pole and driven nhend to
guide the machine, but the horses do
no hauling.
COUNTESS I.N MISFORTUNE.
Kiuanci.il Keveres of 1..k1t Pndlcr. a
Noled Kuelish lienutr.
Reckless extravagance, whih nn In
come of $."iihi.()(H1 a year could not sat
isfy. Iirs led to the financial ru'.n of
Georginna. Countess of Dudley, who
for a score of years has been consid
ered otie of England's most beautiful
women. Ijidy Dudley hss sold her
magnificent home In Iondon. which
cost nearly $'JOO,tH0 to decorate, to J.
Plerpont Morgan, and only a short
time since was compelled to dispose
of her famous jewels, they bringing
$150,(100 at auction. Her husband, the
late Earl of Dudley, who was Insane,
had a passion for beautiful Jewelry,
and at one time he had one of the finest
collections of precious stones In the
world. He was Immensely wealthy,
his Income being about f'J.Ooo.OOO a
year. Ills son. the present earl, fell
heir to this vast estate, but squander
ed much of It In extravagant living.
Lady Dudley had been a leader In Iin-
GEOROIANA, COUNTKSS OF DUllLEY.
don's exclusive society for many years,
Bnd there were many brilliant social
functions at her home. When her son
married, her Income of $r00,000 was
cut down to a tenth of that sum, not
nearly enough to maintain her In the
way she wus accustomed to live. At
one time It was snld that she was en
gaged to marry Dr. Jameson, and there
Is no doubt that the Inte Cecil Rhodes
once was a suitor for her hand.
THAT WORD "LOAFER."
Question as to the Derivation Hecom
inn Acute in London.
The question as to the derivation of
that word "loafer," which Mr. Rhodes'
will Is likely to elevate from the slang
dictionary, Is already getting acute,
says tho London Chronicle. Despite
"Notes and Queries," and the deriva
tion, through Hans Kreitmann, from
"that lofer (lover) of yours always
hanging around here," the word Is
Spanish, and, like galoot aud others,
came from Mexico, through Texas to
the States. It is the Anglicized or
Americanized form of galloferro, "an
idle, lazy vagabond," passing, as any
student of Bartlett knows, through
glofero, and glofer. to lofer, aud end
ing up with the pretense of having
something English or American about
It, as "loafer," a man who has no
casual connection with the loaf he
does not earn. Of the loafer. Josh
Billings has given In his "Almlmix"
a description which would have gone
to Cecil Rhodes' heart, as of the type
of man who was not to Inherit Dnl
hnui, or any other property that was
his, If he could help it: "The loafer
Is a thing who Is willing to lie de
spised for the privilege of abusing
others. He occupies all grades In so
ciety, from the Judge on the bench
clear down to the ragged creature
who leans against lamp poftts and
fights files In August. lie has no
pride that Is worthy and no delicacy
with not more than four years impris
onment. ,
Most men who pass a fresh paint
sign, touch the paint to see If It Is still
fresh, and If some one has not care
lessly left the sign hang since yesterday.
-r-r4--Mr-
OLD
FAVORITES
On the Chores of Tennessee.
"More my armchair, faithful Pompey,
In the sunshine, bright and utroniE.
For this world is failiuc, Pouipey
Mh won't He with joii lone:
And I fain mould hear the smith wind
Bring once more the sound to me
Of the wavelets softly breaking
On the shores of Tennessee.
"Mournful thonch the ripples uiurmnr
As they still the story tell.
How no vessels Host the banner
(That I've loved so lonn and well;
I slis.ll listen to their music.
Dreaming that attain I see
Stars and Striws on sloop snd shallop
Sailing up the Tennessee.
"And. Pompey. while old m Anna's waiting
For Death's last dispatch to come.
If that exiled starry bauner
Should come proudly nailing home,
You shall greet It. slave no longer;
Voice and hand shall lioth Ih free
That shout and point to Union colors
On the waves of Tennessee."
"Mama's berry kind to Pompey,
But ole darkey's happy here.
Where he's tended com and cotton
For dese many a lonic-gnne year.
Over yonder missis' sleeping-
No one tends her grave like me;
Mcbbe she would miss the flowers
She used to love in Tennessee.
" 'Pears like she was watching tiiassa
If Pompey should beside hiin stay
Melihe she'd remember better
How for him she used to pray
Telling him that 'way up yonder
White as snow his soul would bt
Ransomed by the Iird of heaven,
Out of life in Tennessee."
Silently the tears were rolling
Down the poor old dusky fare,
As he Ntepped behind his master.
In his long-accustomed place.
Then a silence fell around tlieui
As they gaxed on rock and tree,
Pictured in the placid waters
Of the rolling Tennessee.
Mastpr dreaming of the battle,
Where he fought by Marion's side,
Where hp hid the haughty Tarleton
Stoop his lordly crest of pride;
Man remembering how yon sleeper
Once he held upon his knee,
Ere slip loved the gallant Roldipr,
Ralph Vervain, of Tennessee.
Still the south wind fondly lingers
'Mid the veteran's silver luilr:
Still the bondman, close heslde him,
Stands behind the old armchair;
Wilh his dark-lined hand uplifted
Shading eyes, he bends to see
Where the woodland, boldly jutting
Turns aside the Tennessee.
Thus he watches; cloud-liorn shadow
Glide from tree to mountain crest;
Softly creeping, aye and ever.
To the river's yielding breast.
Ha! above the foliage yonder
Something flutters wild and freel
"Massa! Massa! Hallelujah!
The Auk's come back to Tcnnessecf
"Pompey, hold me on your shoulder,
11 'Ip me stand on foot once more,
That I may salute the colors
As they pass my cabin door:
Here's the paper signed that frees you
(live a freeman's shout with me!
'God and Union!' lie our watchword
Evermore In Tennessee!"
Then the trembling voice grew fainter
Ami the limbs refused to stand;
One prayer to Jesus and the soldier
Glided to that better land.
When the flag went down the river
Man and master both were free.
While the ring-dove's note was mingled
With the rippling Tennessee.
-Ethelinda K. Beers.
All the News tn.tliei Head.
"I suppose our western country haa
furnished more funny things In the epi
taph Hue than all the rest of the
world," remarked x-Congressman
Lafe Pence of Colorado at the Rlgca
House.
"I remember one that adorned the
cemetery at Leadvllle In the pulroy
days of that great mining camp. It
seems that In the course of a bar
room broil one J I in O'Brien, a well
known character, had his existence ter
minated prematurely. He was a good
fellow In the main ami not without
friends. One of the deud man's asso
ciates. In deep grief over his demise,
erected a wooden slab over his grave,
on which be had written In large let
ters: "'Jim O'Brien departed for heaven
at 9:30 a. ni.'
"A local humorist happened along
soon afterward aud appended the fol
lowing: " Heaven, 4:20 p. m., O'Brien not yet
arrived. Intense excitement. The.
worst Is feared.' "Washington Post-
J
Pet 'Word In Literature.
There are pet words In literature
words which become the fashion for a
time and then take rank again In ob
scurity. -Thus In the eighteenth cen
tury we find such words as "vastly,"
"hugely," "the quality," "gented," etc.
"Elegant" still lingers conspicuously la
America and In England at the present
time especial favor seems to he shown
to "convincing." "weird" and "strenu
ous." The Camera In liusincss.
The camera promises to become as In
dispensable in business affairs as the
typewriter. It Is now being used In
the reproduction of documents, statis
tical tables and others papers whose
duplication by band would be laborious
and expensive.
It can usually be depended upon that
a man who Is long on hair is short oa
something else.