Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, August 28, 1902, Image 3

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    Dragged'Down
Feeling
In the loins.
Iterrousness, nnrefreshlng sleep, despon-
dency.
It la time you were doing something.
The kidneys were anciently called the
reln In your case they are holding the
relni and driving you Into serious trouble.
ffOOd'S SarSaparUla
Acts with the most direct, beneficial effect
on the kidneys. It contains the bent and
litest substances (or correcting and toning
these organs.
The letter "E." ' " ' .
"E" ie the most common letter. 1 In
1,000 letters "" occurs 137 times in
English, 184 times in French, 145 in
Sp nish, 178 in German.
A Distinction,
"Papa, were we descended from
monkeys."
"Not all of as, my boy. ' Some were
ascended." Detroit Free Press.
A bottle of Hamlin's Wizard Qjl is a
Medicine Chest in itself : it cureH pain
In every form. 60 cents at druggists.
The North Side of a Tree.
The side of a tree on which most of
the mois is found is the north. II the
tree be exposed to the sun, its heaviest
and longest limbs will be on the south
tide.
A Woman's Aim.
Justice Did you throw a brick at
this man?
Mrs. O' Toole No, sor.
Justice Then how was it that you
bit him?
Mrs. O'Toole Because I t'rowed it
at some wan else, yer honor. Cincin
nati Enquirer.
Shake Into Tonr Blinra
Allen's Foot-Kase. A powder. Itmake tight
ornew shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure lor
iitiiie. callous and hot. tired, acuiuir feet.
Bold by all Druggists. Price 26c. Trial package
mailed FKEE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, la-
Hoy, a. x.
More Interesting.
"Were you interested in that ac
count of the Washington man .who sud
denly disappeared?"
"Well, I'd have been more inter
ested in an account of a man who grad
ually disappeared!"
The Written Proposal.
Scribbles I wrote a story once that
came near winning a $50,000 prize.
Dribbles What side-tracked you?
Scribbles The girl's father.' Chi
cago News.
"The Bride Was Attired "
Wife (looking over old-fashioned
magazine) What frights we must have
been in 1805.
Husband Yes, love is blind, all
right. That's the year you married
me.
Almost Discouraging.
"We are going to have a number of
beautiful libraries," said the happy
man.
Yes, replied the gaunt person
with the lustrous eye. "It is a terrible
responsibility to put upon this genera'
tion. 1 don't know who is to write the
books worthy of such magnificent sur
foundings." Washington Btar.
Deserved Better.
tie Do you mean to say the plumb
er has not been here yet?
She No; isn't it shameful? And
we are such good customers; our
plumbing is nearly always out of
order)
AM
There la a certain
disease that has
come down to ui
through many cen
Disease
tunes ana ii
older than
history Itself,
yet very few
outside of
those who have learned from bitter ex
perience know anything of its nature oi
kaaracteristica. At first a little nicer oi
lore annvnra ttion r1anHa nf the neck OI
trains awell ; pimples break out on the
breast, back or some other part of the
body and fill with yellow pustular matter ;
the mouth unit throat become sore and
the tnnmi i of a11 timM riadlv coated
Headache nr frrmient. and muscles and
joints throb and hurt, especially during
Samp, rainy weather. These are some of
the svmptoms of that most loathsome of
tu diseases, Contagious uiooa ruou
ContaglOUS on does not affect
pi . . all alike; some
"uuu ruisvu re literal
eaten up with it within a abort time after
being inoculated, while others show but
light evidence of any taint for a long
time after exposure, but its tendency in
every case is to complete destruction oi
the physical system, sooner or later.
S. S. S. is a safe and infallible cure for
this bad disease the only antidote for
this specific poison. It cures Contagious
Blood Poison in every form gnd stage
thoroughly and permanently, e-
contains no Mercury, Potash or other
harmful minerals, but is strictly and
entirely a vegetable remedy, and we otter
Jt.ooo.oo reward for proof that it is not.
OUR MEDICAL
DEPARTMENT, doina- a noble
work in reUevinaT suffering. Giv"
Payeloiane a abort hiatory of your oaee
and srat their advice. Thla will oast
fou nothing, and what you say will ne
held In atrWat confidence. Wltfl
thai halp and a oopy of our oo
Ooatasrlous) Blood Polon .7"
snanac your own oajse and cure your
air at home. .
WsFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, G
hoitts school
Parents desiring- home Influences, beautiful
surroundings, perfect climate, careful super
vision, and thorough mental, moral and pays
leal training for their boys, will ri"d ell wee
requirements fully met at lioltt's bchool, Meulo
ferk, 8an Mateo County, Cel.
eniMor Catalogue.
(' Wnlta yeerbeelns Auirnst 12th.
s ' lftA O. HOITT, Ph. Prlnc!!.
CROWS BATTLE WITH HAWK.
The Fight End. in the Death of the
Predator j Bird.
Druid Hill Park. Baltimore, near
Superintendent Casst-ll's residence was
,iue scene on a recent Sunday of one of
iue uercest battles ever fought between
crows on the cue side afed a large
chicken hawk on the other, and per
uana the nnlr hmti. i.
j1'00 hawk suffered defeat
... u ibci mai me rela
tions between hawks and crows have
Been strained perhaps since creation.
hawks neglecting no opportunity to de
stroy young crows before they leave
the nests. Representatives of the two
species of birds rarely meet without a
battle. They usually fleht In midair
This Is no doubt the reason why the
hawk has won so many victories.
fully twelve or fifteen crows took
part In this battle. The hawk was at
tacked In midair while hovering over
i crow's nest The onslaueht made him
furious, and he retaliated by swooping
down on the tree In which the nest
was built The crows were determined
to drive off the enemy and made a sys
tematic and concerted onslaught on the
Intruder. First one and then another
would drive at blm and in a short time
the ground under the tree was strewn
with feathers.
The hawk fought with bill and claws.
while the crows used only their bills.
The fight became so hot that the hawk
was compelled to leave the tree. and.
being too exhausted to fly, sunk to the
ground. There be made a final stand.
and the battle was an Interesting one.
passengers on the Emory Grove cars be
ing among the spectators. First one
crow and then another would give the
hawk a dig with Its bill and then Jump
back to escape the savage plunges of
tbe hawk.
The hawk fought as long as he could
stand on bis feet, says the Baltimore
Sun. Even while lying on his side or
back he kept up the struggle. The
crows, however, were relentless and
kept on pecking away until their ad
versary fell dead. They then flew off
considerable distance. Not one of
their number was killed.
TRIPLICATE BAGGAGE CHECK.
It Is a matter of commou knowledge,
among travelers especially, that much
confusion and aunorance result from
the present duplicate system of check
ing articles In parcel rooms, railroad
stations, etc., mistakes In delivery
often occurring because there Is no
meaus of Identifying the owner should
the article be delivered at tbe wrong
address. The object sought to be at
tained by William F. Connor, of ?ew
York City, by the use of the trlpllcute
check Is to give the owner of the par
cel or bnggapj a third coupon, to be
given up as a means of Identification
upon delivery of the goods. The tag
Is to be used In the following manner:
On each of the three parts appenrs the
same number, nnd If tlie baggage is to
be transferred from the station of de-
TlIillD COUPON IDENTIFIES OWNER,
posit, then the parts will also have
the name of the station of departure
and destination. The two detachable
coupons are given to the owner of the
baggage, and the third is placed on the
goods. When the owner arrives at his
or her destination and desires the de
livery of the baggage one of the cou
pons may be given to the delivery man.
enabling him to secure the goods, the
remaining coupon being given up when
the delivery is made, thus Identifying
the owner, and at the same time pro
viding a receipt to prove the proper
delivery has been made.
Soufriere's Xwo Craters.
The summit of Mount Soul'riere, St.
Vincent, 3,500 feet ubove sea level, is
divided into two craters. The first is
three miles In circumference aud 5U0
feet deep, uud is separated from what
la known as the "new crater oy a very
.1,.,, o.,h narrow wall or ridge of grau-
itie lava. The "new crater" covers
about three acres.
F.mriish sailor once crossed this
riikB of erauite. which Is barely wide
,,h for a cat to crawl over, but no
other person ever attempted the feat,
either before or since. The funny part
of the matter Is that the sailor was
bout half intoxicated at the time, and
crossed the dividing wall for a wager
of one dozen bottles of port wine that
one of the officers onereu io iue j,dUu
who performed the feat.
Ijeft in the Dark.
A little girl about 3 years old was
out playing when suddenly It became
very cloudy. She ran Into the. house
and startled her mamma by saying:
"I'm not going to stay outdoors any
more." ,
"Why?" asked her mother. (
'Because God bloweu tue sun out.
-Little Chronicle.
intr man with "good paper," and a
big tent, can make money In the circus
business. ,
thoiisnnd dol-
lar dog that we would give 10 cenU for
u a nnvt urt ci u
RAM'S HORN BLASTS.
Warmln Note Calling the Wicked to
Bepcatancaw
NI.Y a good man
can see good
tilings lu other.
Search yourself
before you cen
sure another.
The farm and
the garden are the
best gold dicgins.
Care Is tbe stum
bling block in the
pathway of happi
ness. Turlty opens the way to a world of
gladness.
Memory makes many-payments for
a good deed.
Don't ring tbe bell of prayer and run
away; wait
Loving deeds are the best needs; they
bear in all soils.
Tbe least man Is an essential part of
God's great plan.
Learn to be contented, and you will
know how to be rich.
Leisure hours are the best' or tbe
worst part of our lives.
The weakest saint on bis knees is
too strong for tbe devil.
Tbe merry-hearted have a fortune
that thieves cannot steal.
You are of tbe aristocracy. But It Is
the aristocracy of service.
Do your best to-day and you will be
able to do better to-morrow.
Conscience, Revelation and Example
are the street lamps of God.
Airing other people's faults nevar
made them smell any sweeter.
We muRt live for Christ here. If we
would live with Him hereafter.
Measure your plnus by a line that
will reach across the next world.
Love had rather serve Christ in a
dungeon than satau in a palace.
Adversity gives the great man a
chance to show bow great be is.
God alone can change us. Others
can only bring out what Is In us.
The constant Christ In tbe heart
makes the consistent Christian In the
world.
If there Is no sunshine in your relig
ion do not be surprised if nobody
wants it
The will of Christ ought to be more
to you than tbe good will of your
neighbors.
The happiest people In this world are
this who are at rest from themselves
and at work for others.
The devil is not worrying over Hie
preacher who puts more rhetoric thau
Christianity Into his sermons.
CARE OF THE FEET.
Suggestions Concerning Shoe, Stock
ing! and Amateur Chiropody. '
We may congratulate ourselves that
more and luoiv, as time goes on, cus
turn and futslilou move together In the
direction of the proper care of the feet
In shoes the extremely narrow-pointed
toe Is for tue moment tabooed as vul
gar. But fushiou, alas! only repents of
her sins to commit the same over again,
and the pointed toes will probably be
forced upon us again long before the
feet crippled by the last batch can bo
cured, lu the meantime, while common
sense aud fashiou go hand in hand, we
must make the best of our day of op
portunity. Many Insults are offered to those
faithful, hard-working servants, the
feet, besides couliuemeut in narrow,
crumped aud Ul-Ottiug shoes. We talk
learnedly of the necessity for ventila
tion, aud then we shut the feet Into tight
Imprevious leather and expect them to
bear up the weight of our bodies all day
long without a grumble and without a
breath of air. Or we take pains to have
our shoes loug enough, and then put on
socks or stocklugs half an Inch too
short and wonder where tbe corns
come from.
Almost as necessary as the proper
clothing of the feet Is the proper toilet
At least morning aud night they should
be bathed aud then manipulated to
keep them smooth aud supple. Stock
ings should be changed frequently, be
cause the feet owing to their constant
coutluement and the hard work they
are called upon to do, are always per
spiring. The same pair of shoes should
not be worn tw o days lu succession. It
is an easy matter to have two pairs lh
use on alternate days and Is excellent
economy besides, as It gives the shoes
a chance to become perfectly dry, and
consequently they keep In better shape
and lust longer.
erv hot water, unless ordered for
medicinal purposes, should not be used,
as It has a tendency to soften the feet
and make them tender. A little
ait.0hol well rubbed lu after tbe bath is
good, especially for those who are
much exposed to bad weather, as it
gives them tone and prevents too pro
fuse perspiration.
Finally, there should be no amateur
COrn-cuttlng. Badly cut corns are apt
t0 spread, to say nothing of the dangers
of blood poisoning, gangrene, and other :
dreadful accidents that occasionally '
follow clumsy. Ignorant surgery on the
feet Youth's Companion.
Charcoal
"Dey aln'
coal Eph,
sidewalk,
downs. Be keerful o' dut patch o' Ice,
Mlstab Jackson!" Baltimore News.
School Fu.U of Texas.
Texas has a permanent school fund
amounting to nearly $S.UO0,000.
. gome peope, after ciisting a crust or
bread upon the waters, think they
should get a bowl of milk toust lu ie-
turn.
t no use taiKin ," saia mar- s w n makes Hans
... .... m 9 r -m . -
. as he sprinkled ashes on the V uuastes. it
. "dis worl' am full o' uus an' Z rtJa
CONGRESSMAN ALDRIGH
ENDORSES TKET0N1G, PERUNA.
Says -It U7 Build
Depleted Systen
Rapidly."
Up a
Bon. V.. F Aldrich,
Hon. W. F. Aldrich, congressman
from Alabama, writes from Washing
ton, D. C:
This Is to certify that Peruna, man
ufactured by The Peruna Medicine Co.,
of Columbus, O., has been used In my
I family with success. It la a fine tqnic
I and will build up a depleted system
rapidly. I can recommend it to those
who need a safe vegetable remedy for
1 debility." W. F. Aldrich.
Catarrh of Stomach.
"It is with pleasure I recom
mend Peruna as a tonic of unueual
merit. A large number of prominent
members of the different orders with
which I have been connected have
been cured by the use of Peruna of
cases of catarrh of the stomach and
head; almoin kidney complaint and
weakness of the pelvic organs.
"It tones up the system, aids diges
tion, induces sleep, and is well worthy
the confidence of sufferers of the
above complaints." H. 8. Emory.
A catarrh book sent free by The Fe
runa Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Numerical
"It is said that even the hairs of the
head are all numbered."
"Yes, I know; but a good many of
them are back numbers."
Prove a.
We want you to prove oar state
ment that Monopole Spices are the
purest and strongest in the world. To
enable you to do so we will send a 10
cent tin of V bite Pepper or Cayenne or
Ginger or other variety, if you will
send us two 2-cent stamps for postage
and give us the name ard address of
your grocer. I'lize coupons packed
with every can. Send to Wadhams &
Kerr Bros., Portland Or.
Books in Germany.
The largest circulaton attained for a
novel in Germany ie that of "Ekke
hard," by Scbaffie, and it has reached
but 180,000 in fifty years.
FITS
PertnuirMlr Cured. Vo fits or nervouinesl
after flnt Inr'n npnf lir klina'K(lriat Nftnrc
itestorer. Send fur Fil EE S'J.OO trial little and tram
m. Da.U.U Ktma.Lta..KU Archit.PUUadeliiliifcPa
Stimulus.
Critic Well, Dick, I suppose
you
owe all that you are to your wife.
Successful Author No. I think I
owe at-out thiee-fourths of my stimulus
to all those other women who wouldn t
have me.
Tbe Kind You ILavo Always
ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
Sersonal supervision for over HO years. Allow no one
deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations und
Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger the
Health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, lrops and Koothuig Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphino nor other Narcotie
substance. Its age is its guarantee, it destroys AVorms
and allays Fcvcrishness. It cures Dhirrhwa and 'Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach aud Iiowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For
TNK OINTa.ua eSOMMNV. TT
Six yTTTi
A NOTHING i
PR
SO GOOD WOn CHICKCN AB THK
USSIAN POULTRY FOOD..
Lay snd Khdi them Lsyiiur. it cures Roup, inoiera ina an
strengthens young chkki, and
eatckMw oomraenca 07109,
drltiir od I b.re conMntlY kDt It
pr jour rKliHiAfl
M as JuMwbMUiiewlad la raUlaa Poultry.
JC. J. BOWKN, Coast Agsuts, Portland, Or., and Seattle, Wash.
CORN! CORN! CORN! I
cil'Cct rnou ik 1 at Farm em In the corn states arc more pronperoui A
dWtCT LUKN, 15 Vtnetltl. tiuui uit otiien iDLheworld. 'Kouirh maid
I PIELO FODDER CORN, S Vtrietiu.
I pop corn-Don't forget ThH.
Shorn Tippler.
Madrid has a law by which habitual
drunkards have their heads shaved
every four weeks.
Exclusivencis.
is very exi'lusive,
"Pauline
she?"
ian't
"Oh, yes, quite. She never
duces an eligible man to anv
girl."
lntro
other A Difficult Case.
First lawyer How did yon come
out in settling up old Gotrox's estate?
Second lawyer It was a bard strug
gle. "No!"
"Yes; I had hard work keeping the
heirs from getting part of the et-tate."
Ohio State Journal.
Barely Possible.
" Wonder what makes the funny man
look so glum?" queried the horse re
porter. "Prehapa he is out of humor," sug
gested the snake editor.
v An Obliging Husband.
"Why do yon offer such a large re
ward for the return of that ugly dog?"
"To please my w ife."
"But such a reward is sure to bring
him back."
. "So, it won't. He's dead."
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their
Sblldren during tba teething period.
Morocco Mall Carriers.
Mail carriers in Morocco are sad to
avoid the risk of losing their places by
oversleeping by tving a string to one
foot and setting the end on fire before
going to sleep. The string, Ihey know
from experience, will burn so long, and
when the fire reaches their foot it is
time for them to get up.
Coats' Milk..
A German sanitarium regrets that so
little ubc is made of goats' milk. Its
advantages over cows' milk are 1 lint it
is richer, more like human milk and
absolutely free from germs of tubercu
losis.
Accounted For.
Gladys So Ferdy has been tracing
back his ancestors?
( Ethel Yes, and found his first I
cestor was a garbage contractor.
"I Untight he seemed 'in the dumps'
about something. "Judge.
A Suspicious Case.
Grjene Do you suppose Ketchum is
honest, or has he designs on me, do
you think?
Brown Why, what has he been do
ing now?
Greene He borrowed an umbrella at
my house last night and he returned it
the first thing this morning. It looks
suspicious, don't you think?
Thibet Women.
In districts oi Thibet a woman may
have several legal h-jsbands at the
same time, over whom fhe rules with a
power that might well arouse the envy
of the newest of new women.
Colonies of European Nations.
The colonies and dependencies of
France covered an area in 1000 of
3,740,000, square miles with a popula
tion of 6(1,000,000. The area of Ger
man colonies and dependencies
amounts to 1,027,120 square miles,
with a population of 14,687,000.
Pepper and Cream.
A dash of black pepper, says
housekeeper, greatly improves
ice cream.
an old
vanilla
IJoutrht lias borne the Hiirna-
Signature of
Over 30 Years.
MUMIAf ITIIIT, NBW VOIIIt CITY.
makes them grow. Pries 25c and 50c.
ana arcer insur iour nam 1 pur-
rvVWlHl iimju. wwn mwyvw wmim
OB hand srer alnoa I can roommn4
O. M K1UOIH, LaUh, Villi
11 ta mfd n T '"j I
lAMBtRSON, Portland. Ore. I
Gray ?
"My hair wsa falling out and
turning gray very fast. But your
Hair igor stopped the falling and
restored the natural color." Mrs.
E. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N. Y.
It's Impossible for you
not to look, old, with the
color of seventy years in
your hair ! Perhaps you
are seventy, and you like
your gray hair! If not,
use Ayer's Hair Vigor.
In less than a month your
gray hair will have all the
dark, rich color of youth.
M M a kettle, an arm-
If your drneclst rannot snnply
send us one dollar and we will eipr
you a bottle.
He sure and rtva the naaoa
af tour nearaat fllin
near
Mr. Addreae,
J. C.
Few Wild Animals In Ireland.
A curious fact about Ireland is the
comparative scarcity of wild creature.
No less than 21 species common to
Great Ilritian are unknown to Ireland.
Among these are the mole, adder,
shrew, water-vole, wildcat, polecat and
roedeer.
A Large Family.
Under one roof at a farm near ran
quemberKiies, in the department of the
Tas-do-Calais, France, there lives a
family of five generations.
As She Understood IL
He Miss Fadden is getting to l
quite famous as an antiquarian.
SheIndeed! Why, I had no idea
nhe waa that old! Chicago Daily
Nvvs.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
1 Muit Bear Signature) of
Ac Pac-Slmlla Wrappar Below.
Tory a mull amd aa aaar
to talLS aa amjraaw
CARTERS
rot IEAOACHL
FOR DIZZINESS.
FOR IIUOUSIESt.
for torpid liver,
for constipation,
for sallow sur.
fortnccompuxioi
t m,tlim 1 etawvsaias mmnwtsiwws. . 1
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
HOW ABOUT IT?
Whi-n jooMrtkea efmnp with the ordtnarr
puati cut mow!-, nonifclhiiiK hf)i,a atwui u
fthown In the alxive lllwitritttoii, mid thy are
ell punti tutu, Miff ell will du UiUi i-mc-rut Uie
Cliniiipliin Itrew ( ut Mower.
TbU MTV! to Mfinw llittt pmwure actlnet the
bar will ru.HM the wheel1 Intm until ih), det'nae
tract Ion and etittliiK power. With the Cham
pion liraw Cut tho contrary In the nult pree
imre aKiiliiHi liit hr In h.-uvr cuttlnir gives
downward pull, Imldliitf the tlKhtetr to
IhK ground, i n-r-aMd trnrtlon, more power,
makliiir th moot powerful culhr on the mar
ket. Tli In ftu-t NtandH undisputed, and If you
want the bant iuuwvr made, buy the Ciiauipiou
Uraw Cut.
Heud for book of tmllmnnlul let tern from han
dred of del ik tiled ciihIoiikth all over Oreifnii.
Wafdilntrtou and Jduho. Ml It UK 1U I.r.VVM
A b l A Vfcli CO., Lieuerel AgeliW, Portland, Or
If It's Monopole,
It's the Best
In cod'ee, .lccs, baking jiowiler, canned
koihIs and utuar Krucerius. Insist uu
Mi
rioiioiMile,
WADHAMS KERR BROS,
Portland.
Packers.
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