AN OLD SAW. A desr n-.ai ! came skippi-. nut Id the iuj low ciy. with a uierry shout: Wi:i dm Jret au.i fiyiu.; hair. Biie ,: i:a j-y iu the u:-.cuiu; air. "Don't a; be:'r brea-f-st; you'll cry before -ihtl" "-t a to darki-n the chiid' .le- And me srupij o;J nurse, aaia aaj ajaiu, Hejie-W tne a."ie:. du'.'. refralu. i chiid passed, trying to understand. But h-r eyes saw :he ireat wonj rain bow -!panued: ; Her h.h: little teet hardly touched the earth. ' j And her oui brimmed over with iuaooeut i mirth. ! "NeTor mind: don't listen. O sweet little j maid: ! Hake sure of your momins son;.' I sai l: , "And if ;a:n must meet you. why. a'.', the j more j Be glad oi the rapture that came before. ; ..! "Oh. t-ar rnd sorrow are plenty enoii.a. j Storm may be bitter and paths be r3iu':i. I But our should il li-e the dear I Ilar: showers. I That hei; to r-.i-.- the fruits and flowers. "So t'.a li-'U the day with your bHv-iul ' Bin? o w.aiiv you may. dear, sweet n j str-n;l j Mai.- s :r- of your moments of I'ure de- i No ni.!t:-r what trials miy come before : u:;'-.:." Ce'.ia TxTer. ir. The Standard. j i tw- ea:er." a moment. tarred." "Berryiu" . Tioker. I'ourse I'll She held her sister close for "Come." she said; "let's get I ? X miErs hicleb:rries. r ATT1E. v"u f.y around '.ike a lilt Jnl ' - ;il"::': a tf',KJi:r-v r!Cw-.' Wia: you this morning V ; cried 1'ol.y I'uuiiti-ii. as her eid- r .sis- t ter bar'.;:-.! the tins aiiout the buttery ! With a:. apparently unnecessary clatter. I Harriet ioked her head aruud th-? door. Her thin cheeiis were fiushej with excitement and exertion, and her thoughtful brown eyes were unnatural ly large and br.itut. "I'm looking for pails." she replied. "We used ti have a lot of them." 'Tails:" echoed Polly. In amazement. "What do you want with palls? The big eight-quart is up In the garret. I filled it with water and put it there for tire extinguisher. The s:x-iuan is down in the cellar, full of tomatoes." A few moments later a loud swash of water from the attic was followed by a howl of Indignation underneath the parlor window, and a small boy. wrath ful and dripping, tore into the kitchen. "Who done It '?' he yelled. Jumpir.g up nd down before his astonished auiit. "WLo done it. I say?" "I didn't. Kil:s: It must have been your Aunt Har.it she poured my pall of water on you by m.stake. I guess. It's too bad. Come. I'll help you change your things. Why. you are not very wet after all. It sort of spattered you." "I'm soaked through and throuch." protested the boy. bitterly. "I'm 'most drownded. On. ain't she mean, though!" "ihe d.du't intend to. Ellis. Lon't gln to cry now. Get a doughnut and run out in the sun you'll dry off in u few minutes." "It'll take two doughnuts to dry me off." said the eigh:-year-old. looking more cheerful: "three, maybe," he add ed, rather doubtfully. "Well, you may have two small ones. Kememle-r, I'll trust you to pick tiaem out. Elii.s." The abused one presently sneaked out of the woodshed, tightly clutching the two largest cake the pan had con tained. "1 wasn't goin" to pick 'em over to hnd the linle ones." he remarked to easily soothed conscience. "What is the matter with that boy?' Iteked Harriet, descending. "I cenain ueurd him scream." "You doused him. that's a'L He Is all right now. Li sit down and tell me what i going cn a picnic?" "Picnic! No! Business! Huoklelr ries!" eja'-uiated the other, sitting on the dresser and breathing fast. "Tuere's no time to lose, either! The pasture lot In full of them just right to pick, and nobody knows it. I found it out this morning coming back from Savage-'s. I want you and Ellis and 'Gal' right away. We can get oceans of them by night." Polly's mild blue eyes, so like her mother's, opened wide as she looked earchingly at her sister. "You crazy thing!" she said. "Go up yourself, and get two or three quarts that's all we can eat." "Eat!" burst out Harriet. "I'm not going to eat them. I'm going to sell them. Polly." , "Sell them!" gasped hr companion, Iu cousieiLiation. '"Jh, Hattie. you can't peddle berries." Harriet hopped off the dresser. "I can'" she said, decidedly. "And what's more. I'm going to! You are going with me. too. We heed every cent we can pick up you know that. Polly Fanning. Think of mother, and what she needs. Think of all we can get for a few dol lars. Put your pride In your pocket, the same as I have, and start right in. If I am willing to do it. you should be. goodness knows " she stopped and allowed, with tears in her eyes. "I'll go." said her sister, quickly. Tou are a better woman thun I am. Starriet." She stepped over aud kissed the now streaming cheeks. "I'll get Sirs. iJabney to stay with mother, and kunt up 'Gal.' He is over in the mead ow haying, but he can leave it- We can be ready In half an hour. Harriet tossed her head and felt for her handkerchief. "I'm a fool to cry but I hate it just as much as you do. Mother needn't know. She would be so upset- Let's bang right along and not aiiud. We can pretend it's fun. It will hey ;" queried old Gamaliel Goin' ter sell 'em. lieyr go. I use ter be the best picker ever was. Goin' ter hitch up airly and drive ter town with 'em. yer say :" lie eyed Polly narrowly with a queer l""k -blended with curiosity and affec tiou. "Ye're two good gals." he said, with a sort of cluck, "au" I'm proud on ye. I.e Mis' Tannin' know what ye're up ter:" "No: we thought we wouldn't tell her. Gal." "I wouldn't." said the old mac: "might upsot her. bein' so weakly au' 11 u' notional. Kuu along, now. I'll be right up to the house." "He understands." thought the girL as she weut back. "Bless bis heart! He may le only our hired man. but he is a gentleman, all the same. I hon estly think he really loves us. Why. I don't believe anything would indue? him to leuve. 1 don't see how he does so mU'-h." Never wore hu.-kliwrtis so tit for picking as tluse fat. black, shining fel lows loading the low bushes in the mountain pasture that pleasant after nin in the early days of August. Never did nimble ting-r work more Industri ously to nil the biz tin pails with the wholesome siM.il. To lie sure, the col lection of Ellis Wells had to ! kept apart. Ieii;ir motl.y and full of sticks. Ti:e lips of the youthful Ellis were bad ly siained and i.is round coumeiiano somewhat stral: ! with pu-pie long b-t'otv the sun sinking in the west warned Lis absorifd elders that their work must cease. The ttongue of Gamaliel Hooker had w signed cii erfully and wi:!, hearty en 1'i.urauiviit. ke'p:iii the two women in a sti.te of c nsiant m-rrinien as his drollery and tales of the lerry-pi.'klu"s" of his long ago lightened their heart and iabors. The light, drifting clouds had given "hem comfortable alternations of suu and shade, and the dreaded afternoon in the heat had passed as a grateful re lief from the humdrum household du ties of the day. "It's lucky we brought a big lunch." remarked Polly, as they prepared to start homeward. "1 think Ellis has re freshed himself very regularly every hour on what was left over. Every s;rap Is gone. Well, he has ben con tented, and had a good time. I'll be sorry when Frances sends for him next month." "He's a good young "un." observed Gal. "His appetite's mighty, but thet's the way with boys. He must hev picked two quarts an' e't about three. Goin' ter take him along to-morrer?" "No. sir!" cried Harriet "He stays with his grandmother and you." "I'll look after him." said the man. "Yer ma'll feed him everything in the house ef she's let to. Now I'll pick over yer berries an' fix 'em fer yer. Y'e've got supier ter git. an' then go ter bed airly. I'll see ter it ye're started right In the mornin'." Polly patted him on the arm. "You are a comfort in life. Gal." she said. "I don't know what we should do with out you." "Sho!" said the old fellow, embar rassed. "I don't do nothin"! Here we are hum ag'in. an' we had gre't pickin' an' a good time. Supper'll be reudy In aixiut half an hour. 1 s'pose." He carried iu the berries, then walk ed out to the bam. "Two likely gals, an" purty," he ruminated, "an" good. How they hev growed up. Why, why! Hattie's 'most twenty-seven years old. an' little Polly's two years younger Ion't seem's ef it could be. An' I toted 'em round when they wa'n't knee-high. Their father " He picked up a hay fork, and thrust It savagely Into the mow. "Ium it!" he muttered, "it don't seem right! Peddlin' berries dum! An' three years ago we was all comfortable off. Then Sam had ter die. Last words he says ter me was. 'Gal. do what ye kin fer 'em. I hain't left much but the farm an 'a good name.' An 'little by little we've run down ter leddliu' berries. 1 didn't reely sense it afore. An' the old lady's never been the same, an' now she's roomatic. "Where's young Cutter. I wanter know," his thoughts wandered on. "1 thought sure he au' Hattie would make a match, but they fell out somehow. Now ef they hadn't It would hev all come out nice nn' easy. His old man's died an' left him well fixed big farm, an" money, too. Wonder what 'twas they tit about? None of my busiuess. but I'd like ter know." Gamaliel jamemd a forkful of bay into the horse's manger. "Eat. yer old sinner," he observed; "ye're goin' ter town to-morrow a-peddlin'. Ef ye kuowed it ye'd run away, I bet. Old Lr. Belton gin ye to Mis' Fannin' ten year ago come Thanksgiving. I kin see him Jest the way he done It. 'Here, darter.' says he, this colt is yer own. He comes of as good a fani'ly in bis line as we do in our'n. Remember thet. Maria,' says he, 'an' treat him accord in'.' "Lord! but them Beltons was hlgh notloued. It took the loctor three year to forgive Sam fer bein' a farmer. 'Twa'u't his fault that Miss Fannin' up an' said she'd marry him or nobody. Whoa! Back up a little. Jason! The patient, blue-eyed, crippled moth er was delighted that her girls bad v enjoyed their little picnic. They must go often. So they were to drive to town the next day to do some errands. Per haps they would meet some of ber old friends. The girls winced. If tbey had time they might call on Mrs. I)ennard. She was still living In the old home stead. The girls shuddered. They watched the fine-cut face In the dim glow of the shaded lamp as she ram bled on about her girlhood, then stroked the soft, silvering hair, kissed the faded cheeks, and bade ber good tight. "She doesn't realize it." said Harriet. solemnly. "She lives so much in the past now that her present existence is like a dream. How will it end. Polly?" Her sister shook ber head. "We can only wait," she replied. RECENT JUDICIAL DECISIONS Vote selling or bribery at election is held, in Baum vs. State ilnd.i. .V I- K. A. i'm, to le within a constitutional provision authorizing disfranchisement for an infamous crime. A couuty attorney tryins a criminal The morning dawued bright and cool, case Is held. In State vs. Talor iKau.i, and the start was made long before So E. K. A. 31. not to tie incompetent, their prospective customers thought of by statute or legal policy, to testify in leaving their beds. I behalf of the defendant as to coutrudic- Gal had carefully covered the pails j tory statements made by one of the from view, and there was nothiug to ' State's witnesses on a former trial of Indicate the object of their expedition. the case. "I slipped in a couple of broilers." j A niere business or other conversa whispered the old man. just as Harriet tloU t,v a iurur w another person. entirely foreign to the case on trial. In the presence aud heariug of the Sheriff and other Jurors, although reprehensi ble, is held. Iu State vs. Cotts (W. Va.t. W L. It. A. 170, not to render the ver dict void. A laud owner who maintains on bis property au uuused building containing a water wheel Is heid In Ilyan vs. To war (Mich.t. 5T. I K. A., llo. to lie uu der no obligation to make the premises safe for children who have broken into the building or for one who enters the building to rescue a child who has been caught aud Injured by the wheel. A change of judge without defend ant's consent during trial of a criminal FOUNDLINGS IN DEMAND. Not Enoneh of the Little C.M.irar o Kriifhtcn Lonely Home. It is surprising to discover w'bat a rushiua mail-order business for babies could lie transacted. Inquiries for lia ble come to the State Charities Asso ciation and the Guild from all over the eou.rry. Recently the Mayor of a nourishing Massachusetts city wrote for a lby. iucloslng plans and speci fications for the same, which Included blue eyes, light hair, girl, anywhere from 15 months to years old." From a colored family Iu rittsburg was received a request for "a boy any where under years, not black. Must be light colored." From as far west as Denver and as far south as Alabama come the re quests, aud If Investigation proves the parties to be really responsible the foundling does his first traveling, lu less the child Is legally adopted It is always under the supervision of the organization that Indentured It. ' Rare ly does it happen, however, that the child is taken away, even If It Is not legally adopted. Legal adoption Is an expensive affair for parents of moder ate means the class that usually ob tain the children aud the formality of drawing up the necessary papers is of ten omitted. But the foundling is to took up the reins. "Ye kin git fifty cents apiece fer 'em." j The two drove away with forced smiles and mirthless farewells, and traversed a mile before either spoke. , "Berries !" observed the elder sister at last, with a hard little ring in her . voice. I "Broilers!" replied Tolly, mournfully. ' Then they both laughed. It was not a Joyful sound, though, but the sort of laugh one gives when a Joke'is not un derstood, and appreciation is expected. As they turned a bend In the road, a ' man driving a spirited horse approach ed them. "Mercy!" cried Tolly; "it's Andrew Cutter."' She glanced anxiously at her sister. Harriet's face was set as If carved iu stone, her eyes staring straight at her horse's ears. Then the seldom-used whip fell sharply on Ja son's Hanks. "Iou't notice him. roily," whispered the elder girl. It was always a mistake to let the lash fall upon Jason. His proud spirit aud ancient legs alike rebelled. Giving a snort of wrath, he Jumped, reared up. attendance at the college for the in-! That the foundling never quite give anu uis ur.ver, puiung uard in her ex citement, lost her balance and fell ln gloriously iu the dust. There was a shook, a clatter, an exclamation of hor ror, and from the wagou-box a stream of huckletterr.es rolled Into the road. though a great deal uf charitable work v.,-'- in.... ,i ,..,.,. Polly never knew Just how it happen- : i.s done in it. I T " imv kenr l.v l,..'r SUMMER COLDS) Produce Chronic Catarrh. :1 1 W case, wncntiie argument to the jury is , satisfaction of Its foster parents in progress, is held, in Kurdeu vs. Peo- j rt,u.ar;v adopted and treated as such, pie .111... I U. A. 4". to cause a 0u,v (l,u. mstam.e ls u r.rii where! mistrial, although the Judges belong to a ,vas re.uru,.4l as unsatisfactory, j the same circuit and the statute per-1 That W!13 ,vhtn ., Woman. angered by! mits such judges to interchange with j th(l yUj tif (ino ,.f ,1e S;ate Cu.,ritU.g ea.-h other uud perform each other's a?l,n.s ,vho ,,aIK.tl tll makl inquiries as 1 llll'i''s- I to the care that was being taken of the; Au infirmary maintained by the pr-- child, resented the investigation nudj prietors ut" a medical co'.iegt. to in. luce' sent back the infant. . ! I structiou and clinical experience re-! up the hope of dis-overins win. his real ( ceived iu au iuiiruiary is held, iu Gray; par(.Ur;j wert, s si,owu in many a pa-1 Street infirmary vs. Louisville . Ky... thetic incident in the office of Mrs. j r.o L. R. A. 70. not to le exempt from Imnphy. the superintendent on Run-j taxatiou as purely public chanty, a.-' ,..!I s lslnn.l tlu. r..ink ,,f 'mv e.i. but a minute arterwaru she was holding Andrew Cutter's horse, whil that gentleman and Harriet assisted the entangled Jason to his feet. Somehow they were a long time ad justing the harness on the off side. Polly peered around at them, then looked away quickly, and drove a little distance down the road. He certainly kissed her, and she let i Iu case of a contract to purchase j often a man. sometimes prosperous ! standing timber situated on 14 different looking, oftener with the stamp of the i tracts in two counties of a State and toiler upon him. will ask to see the j scattered over more than o.imki acres, to' Imoks of the Infant hospital for a cer i manufacture it into lumtier aud resell tain year. Running his finger down the (certain portions to the seller, giving page of eutries. he will pause at a him an option on the rest. It is held, in : name and ask If there Is any record of i Bonier Bros. vs. Canady (Miss.i, .VI I parental Inquiry after the lufant's ad I U. A. 3', that specific performance . mission to the hospital. . will not be enforced, liecause the on- It is the foundling come back, with him " eViA K.inhr rltiullr 'T. . . have made up at last; Oh. isn't It splen- lraex 18 100 nilenne ami lierrorman.-e tne nauuting hope that he may, after jrj". i'j ."-tiiw m.uiu uuuuiy tax tne su- Ten minutes later the Fanning sis- .ntenuence of the court. ters went on their way to Irattvllle. 1 A telephone company, although hav and a tall man, with three palls of 102 n monoinily of the business in a par- huckleberries and a pair of broilers In tieular city. Is held. In Gardner vs. the back of his buggy, drove slowly to Brovidence Telephone Company iR. Li, his home with a happy face. ; K L. It. A. 113. to have a right to de- Polly held something In her hand prive a customer of sen-ice upon his something that crisjied and crackled as refusal to discontinue the use Iu eon she squeezed it. "He said it was to get nection with Its wires on his premises things for mother. Hattie." she whis- extension lustrumeuts not furnished pered. apologeticaly. to take it?" all, find out who he really is. But the foundling never does find out. And so. even if he rise to be Gov ernor or manufacturing magnate, he Is. beyond everything else, pathetic to the end. Aiuslee's Magazine. Kaiser Never Crowned. Probably few jieople out of England regard w!h more Interest the pro ceedings iu regard to the king's euro- Was It all right l,v It. where It Is able and willing to' na:iou his Imperial nephew at i furnish such instruments upon reason-! Berliu. a"d all the more so that, as 'I I guess so," replied Harriet in a aide terms. A telephone company is 'm-IH?rur. he Is still uncrowned, as were far-away voice. "I guess everything's ueld. In State ex. rel. Gwynn vs. Citl-i nls la-ll,;r auu grandfather before him. all right." " Zeus' Telephone Company is. C.i. ."5 L. Tl,e rt'aon wuy Is something of a "Them gals went an' sold palls an' ; B. A. 13!. to have no right to Impose niystery. states the Paris Messenger, all." wondered Gamaliel Hooker, as he as a condition of extending its facilities liut ,ue explanation most generally sc rubbed Jason down late that afternoon, to one desirous of obtaining them, un el'l,u'13 ls tliat the original imperial I.Ume lubelli Ellen Beu. Madame Isabella Ellen BaTeai, Lib Governor Grand Lodge of Free Mho, of England, in a letter from Hotel Stn. toga, Chicago. 111., saysi "This summer while traveBnr I contracted a most persistent and noying cold. My head ached, my era and nose seemed constantly numiar my hangs were sore and I lost my petite, health and Rood snirits. Da tors prescribed for me all manner pills and powders, but all to no Mr-pose. 'I advised with a druggist and k spoke so highly of a medicine ctlW f'eruna. that he induced me to tryan first bottle of patent medicine, rtow ever, it proved such a help to me tag I soon purchased another bottle ati kept on until I was entirely well." Madame Isabella Ellen Baveas. Summer colds require prompt tow. ment. They are always grave, ati sometimes dangerous. The proms- ness and surety with which Perw acts in these cases has saved mar lives. A large dose of Tennis ikcii 1 taken at the first appearance st t cold in summer, followed by gmsll ui oft repeated doses. There is no otat remedy that medical science can fcrv isn. bo reliable and quick in iu trbi as I'eruiia. AiHlress The Peruna Medinine C pany, Columbus, Ohio, for a free k4 entitled "Summer Catarrh," iii treats of the catarrhal dieeasec pteJU to summer. ) t Truthful Debtor. Long Say, Short, I'd like to Un that f 10 vou borrowed of nie lis I months ago. Short Sorry, old man, buti, I art give it to you at the 'present rniM. Long But you said you wanted ilk a little while only. Short Well. I gave it to w I straight. I didn't keep it bill a hour. (lb Bill "Your yonne nephew William IM pears to think he knows much Ml than lie really does know. "Yes, he is a Bill that it ftnex but not a Bill that is posted." "They must hev done well, though, ; agreement not to use a rivul system, from the rftufT they fetched back, i ; Di.lnft ferelt the olrt ninn neithpr " hp ' "or.pi.on. added, taking a new pipe from his j pocket and gazing at it rapturously. "Hellot If there ainf Andrew Cutter ! drivln' inter the yard. What's he com- : in' fer. I wanter kuow." Farm and Fireside, "I used to be in the newspaper busi ness myself, in ..iou ui me emperor or Germany Is in the hands of Austria, and that she shows no disposition to allow it to leave Vienna. Hourrienne records that a uu ui nni. nam AaiHi nm s.n l un row r....... ,!.. . ... ; Colonel Moses Taylor, of Atlanta. Ga.,1 have not succeeded Louis XVI but : as he puffed a big black cigar iu the Charlemagne." uud adds, that In 1SM4 Continental Hotel lobby. Bhor.,y Wolv Uv was cruxrue&. he had 'It was a good many years ago.' the Inn-eriul insignia of that monarch though: short y after the war. The na- brought from the old Prankish capital lives o. the little town where I was and exhibited in Paris with those made ; running the eekly Guide didn't alto- for his own coronation. But Mr Brrce gether appreciate my efforts, probabiv ' In i,u -n..ir i...... r- . . ... i Allium, ajinijii writes I be.-:!. lie I hurt ,.n... I. !..., ...... ' ... . .. """ l"'.iunt ir this is not a trick of Naooleon ,fir c.i t h rin. lrw.t . a.- "1...... ... . . c iu regalia w.. o n."i i vi'iw uiw muniin; i mask-' of Charlenia"ne 1 id l , over 43, and In certain fights and in cer-, ed mob routed me out aud gave me a ' from In rim, V removed tain shades she would pass for Si J d.e of tar and feathers. Fortunatel.v S, Aa-,a-C,,al, r Arla In There are very few women who can there didn't seem to be so much tar as1 Th. rnrnntin -cheat Father Time out of his due by as feathers, but I was in a prettv bad ' would? , a German emperor much as five years, let alone twenty, j mess at that. I made my way Lk to hlstolXter ZZ t T n'T five. Her daughter Louise, who ls uu- the shack that bv courtesy I called mv T " ,0 8,1 ot,,er der 40. look, older than she. Her un-' office, locked th; door and starttl to ' Sen Tare ,?? 8"a' married daughter. Victoria, who ls 34, ' clean up. I .,! f living wUo m! J"et ENGLAND'S QUEEN. Alexandra la Nearly 61 Tears Old, bat Appear loniiK. Queen Alexandra is 60 years old. and didn't strike them favoral.lv. witness It. The Romance of Gum-Gaihertna;, in lucatan the gathering of the fa- world the first daughter of a family that was destined to have many daugh ters and sous. Christian, then an insig nificant prince, reared a large family, aud bis wife Louise looked after their virtues and education. They grew up up. looks no younger. Her "baby." the , "It wa alow work, and after about Princess Carl of Denmark, aged 32. la ( three hours had passed au old cracker about the aame age in looks. j named Adams came along and beenn tn When Alexandra, the daughter of the ; pound on the door. I stuck my head ' mous chicle ehewln- eum is an . Sea King, as old King Christian U out of th, window and asked him his tlon apparently uH of roumnTn called, was born, she came Into the ' business. I .,,J!L, " , , roumDee' not UautlfuL every one of them, from : that the gentlemen that gave you a feet lonto i , . ' '"re tbaD 80 fC.J?.i?- d -wniu8. KSL a mattress from my clothesline. 'Is procured. The sap flows from cashes alue that mattress at mo than o , , uivs rrom easue And they were accomplished, won- 1 sub, but since vou alreadr have tb ,i .V . . P 0f cnlcIer08. .,H-mnuhwl H.v-, - ' , .Dave tLe wl,erB the sap Is Vwlled. resemble in r7eIO, . Bua UUUK l0 can ,t square, some respects an American man . " "Shortly after that." concluded the '! IZ?? "1 of Work Colonel, according to the Philadelphia ' with brlckllke 1 1 2 T ladeD Record, "I quit the newspaper busing 5e nntt cum n' arof,c uul' and started to study law." njJ k ? ' 88 8lcte" lg collected from the fruit of the sapota, liinaraistlc Klfticulty. mostly by the native women, and Is sel- "I sbaU never forget my first visit to dom exI'ored because It is too well , f .1 .. , .!, . 1 i 1-. ... i,. " jiuui .u, buiu a woman to a reporter of 1 uoiue. tne ew lork Sun. "I was the only memlter of our party who knew any Spanish, and I know but one word that one being leche'-milk-but by means of gesture we managed to g.-t aiong uniii ureasiast Aa Unlavorable Sympteav "You have what I call a pnl cough," said the doctor, proceediil mix a dose of medicine for hn "And a ouinine cough. I mpf wheezed the patient, "is a sort a1'! Peruvian bark." Youtb'e Comi A hard One declares that there can be no morea euaees invented has probably notJf'l of the Georgetown man with biKll who i teaching a parrot to Washington Post. Often the Cut. "Thev sav his wife drov to 1 "Perhaps she did but from ' know of him I think he w -' V ....f..!1 ,1 ; ..nr. intPii il ! utraii Bniuin i 1'"" " hadn't." Chicago Post The Brinetr of BabM. "That ereat matters are not H marked the stork, "by the ft U fame and reputation are due v my strict attention to things." Colorado f-pringi Gs Uiree daughters aud the younger sons, . took a mattress from my clothesli George ana rt aiuemar. I v suh.' derfully accomplished. Have you ever known a Dane? If you have, you have known one who could work and who was willing to do so; one who could tie industrious, accomplished and pret ty all at once. The three daughters of the Sea King sewed aud painted, sang aud worked in the garden. They lived not so much a rural as a town life, though they spent their spare time off at a little Iaish castle where the city ways never crept. Their mother taught them all the pretty arts of the world, and at 1 they were ready to make a debut Into the courts of Europe. The bride came to Eucland thlrtv- u,uu u"1" "reunasi was served nine years ago. and England went wild Tnen- g lu, k 'uld have it, the maid over "her. She rode through London In brouKt my coffee without any milk. the royal carriage, and Englishmen ana- a180' a" ,uclt uld have It, I wept at sight of her. So much loveli ness brought to their shores! Alfred Tennyson, then poet laureate, wrote an ode to her, and she found herself wel come in an English home. Baltimore American. In Installment, Mrs Gay-But I tola you to Itemize the bill. The MUllner-The bill I ent you on the first was itemized; every item was there. Mrs. Gay-Gracious: You don't un-u-rstand me. I want promptly forgot the one word of Span- "f, 'telU ea':b Iuontn- or m.T husband Ish I knew, and which of all wor.l. I 1 never pa "--Philadelphia Presa Bijr River. When free from Ice the Yukon Elver is navigable for large steamers !,&, the bull fight" tulle. ail wonla was the one most wanted at that mo ment This time neither gesture nor yelling were of any avail, so at last In desperation I seized a piece of paper and a pencil anil drew a picture of a cow. Whereupon the maid tripped off and came back with three tickets io elpbia Press. Profits in Fisheries. A comparison has been drawn In Norway as to the profit of the fisheries In the sea and n the rl n how. that the former are three times as remunerative as the latter. Chalk In the milk Is a white lis. Are you despondent i . p ,li, . . , - , luuuuea xo j yie. A r,rt Era. Thie has been a great era ft W men who are wise ana i questions and new polities vj to new ODOortunities for PD1ttJ and statesmanship. The WJ"j vocal for constructors critics; for ehemian """Ajjj and swords, rather than with swords alone. Atiania i tion. I The Csbbigt Cm o..t i : f,nre for uiuuiiKa in pu ui v.- . nesa. The EgyptianB ate it lore llie.r on.cr iwu " j . - . and urina wine aiier uiuu's'i - the remedies sold as a F"""' d intoxication on the continent to contain cabbage sew. Jimson Did vou see the at the reception last mgnt. Jester Yes; one iJZA they would be afraid to coJ earlv in the erring witboov i more "protection against V Ohio State Journal. Why Me Didn Orf", Prosnective Father-in--" ever gamble or smoke, ir- g v Cn-.in-La-" '. i Prospective Father-in-- ova. air? iM Prospective &n-5nI j mindedly) Well, I don I " Smart bet. An Experienced A"1. Ethel Would you eon"," Monockton a good eaten" Madge Certainly; da""" got away! Puck. hi I. di, in ejt ma Spar to 8 nd jai loft itte iOn Jbegj florj jknti jtas IClce iRaet aotid JCoat I A ?n lae t fond, Ftftoi