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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (May 15, 1902)
4ff0 THE JEDGMINT DAY." ru9 thinrs went wroaf, grandfather -WeX the ,ror,,J on t0 the it Par: . 9ui should f sign fer an why j .grain's cooiin" sometime somc- , villi ihe winter, an' dream o' the ( Ms' w0-;,i -oils on to the Jedgmint Day!" Vtb r.r went wrong, an' we knelt in l la: Ts!u 'tie Lord tet te poore crust. At tfcr o!.!-time frifPu ft we thought t Lao wed His left u frienJIess along life'a road, H v slwnys nothin' but this to say: -jV njrld rolls on to the Jedguiint iuj r 4 wt stifled the sigh, an tried fer th' tans, giswin' itfd made the right, and would rtvk.n tbo wrong; it' trouble seemed lighter, an' even the night Has' stars never dreamed of to make it br.;St. tan ,,'ar- ve can lin'er along the aorlJ's way. ftr "She world rolls on to the Jedgmint Par!" -AlUmta Constitution. &&&&& A I" 1 i ' J i4 raiinci i r, iic. LL the girls declared Marlon A would be married before any of the rest. But Marlon only laughed and said "nonsense." Was she aot wedded to her art? And did she aot scorn the masculine sex. individ ually, collectively and In the abstract? Wta: possible else could a girl with ioVals. with an object in life, have for a man? A life of d;eudenee for her, let world to lie bounded by four square walis? Never! So she went on her way rejoicing, young, beautiful and heart-whole: re fused the men who were unfortunate enough to luve her, laughed in their facts, nut that she was cruel by na ture, be: their ardor amused her he esmld uut understand it. S'lien June came, and the girls talk ed over their vacations, she astonished thecu all by quietly remarking that she guessed 6he would go down to Hay ffload. "What, that rkeJ place!" ex dalaied Auua. "What in the world will you do there? Four miles from nowhere. Why. I wouldn't spend a wek in that tumbled-down old farm tense. And then it's so dismal, that piue grove is enough to give one the inudders. Oh, don't go there, Marion, ooie with me." But Marion remained firm. To Ray mond she went. The quaint, charming littie town of Haymond, nestling at the fost of the green hills close to the bor ders of the beautiful Sebago Lake, iM there she met ber fate. It ap peered suddenly and unexpectedly one June tiioi-ulng. in the shape of a man, ffteraUs and a basket of setting liens. kiw if there was one thing more than another Marion detested it was a bee end next to that a farmer and far above both she abominated overalls. She always associated them with the street deyiiittiient. Eut this glorious summer morning, as she was wheeling down a steep hill, tk-ijg tho narrow path, and keeping ei! to the side of the road to avoid the ami!, around a sharp bend she ran bump into her fate farmer, overalls, mt.cs heus. basket wheel and girl, !1 scattered and mingled in the dust. She, woman-like, was the first to re aver her voice. "Good gracious! 1 tope I haven't killed you." she gasped, she sat up nnd wiped a splotch of Wit! o' her nose. lie picked himself up out of the de surveyed the wreck alwut him. the whee' landing on Its handle bars at a rasj ry bush, the hens squawk tog and uttering on the ground, the trt's u :. Bushed face beside him, wl tl, a tv threw his head back and lac.-Le-' -s; deep, ringing laugh, that Seated ou; on the still morning air. irr t .e -i:irt waters of the lake and -k t., -i'g heart with It She loved him 'rum that moment. One swift h.rii.. t'ai."e Into that frank. Land some fare, and the girl kt.w by an nirriii- 'nstiuct thai he was a ;,en tSfcitjan. "Kided me. oh no. Just temporarily Wid me, that's all. 1 hope you are ow Lurt." l am awfully sorry, really," Marion '"W" to hide her confusion. "I beg a HX'Umu.u' pardons." ' ty this rime be had gotten her wheel fight side up. and without auother ilance. she mounted it and disappeared round the betid. That night at the supper table when recounted her adventure she learn fl who he was. Harold Martin, a young man who had lately 'aken the "Martin place," a bfautifvfj'.(arm two lies from Haymond. After ihat she in met him and the acquaintance abruptly begun ripened Into friend felp. It was strange how the enchanting Hurerii(;nt8 of art and a life of iude jxndence faded Into oblivion, how when love bnd art were weighed in baiunee how much more avoirdu pois love seemed to have. And life on farm with the man you loved wasn't tair l,ad after alL 60 oue quiet evening In September, Ifst as the sun was setting over Mt Washington, turning the silver of the fake iuto Raining red and throwing a alo of glowing light and color ubout pto. they stood together on the brow tf 'be hill, watching the sun set. ""Marlon" said Harold, suddenly, ""t you think you could stand the BULL THAT SOLD AT -SS.lSMSiS..IISSS.SS. l'RINCE ITO. Prince Ito, an Aberdeen Angus bull, was sold in the action ring at the Cnioa .took yards. Chicago, for $9,100. This is the highest price ever paid for such an animal. The purchaser was B. R. Pierce of Creaton, 111. Prince Ito is an imported animal. He was bred in Scotland by Sir Georce Macpherson Grant and was imported last season by M. A. Judy of Williamsport. Ind.. after winning the championship cf the Highland Society, at the Royal show of Edinburgh. farm? 1 love you with all my heart and soul, and I'll prove it to you If you will only let me." Maroln's eyes wandered out over the glittering sunlit waters, out beyond the dark purple mountains, till they rested upon a tiny star that gleamed Just where a moment before the sun had been. Art beckoned to her with her white, shapely hand Just then a demure brown biddy, scurrying homeward, clucking to her belated brood, brushed against her dross. With a happy little laugh. Marion stooped dow n and caught up one of the soft down little chicks. "Oh! I don't know," she said as she held it in both hands pressed against her cheek. "I might." The last two words were so low nar old had to stoop down to catch them. Xow she's a farmer's wife, and all the girls are wondering what Marion will do neit OLD AND YOUNG. Members of the Senate Classified Ac cording to Ace, When woman suffrage Is thoroughly established in this country and women sit in both houses of Congress it may become necessary to revise some of the customs that now prevail, and es pecially that unwritten law that makes it necessary for every Senator and Rep resentative to furnish an autobiogra phical sketch, beginning with a state ment of age, for publication In the Congressional Directory. The records in the directory are revelations to mnny people who consult them, says the Washington Star. These records show an evenly balanced Senate of young men and old men. At the pres ent time the records reveal the ages of eighty-six Senators. Senator I'.ur ton, of Kantas, who has not yet reached middle life, is the only Sen ator whose name is included in the directory witujut the date of his birth. Senator Dryden. of New Jersey, has uot yet had his biographical sketch published. The absence of the two Senators that Delaware is eutiried to makes up the four vacancies in th Senatorial ag9 records. The record shows that of eighty-six Seuators, three. Bailey, of Texas; Bev eridge, of Indiana, and Kearns, of Utah, are under 10 years of age. the Texas Senator being &S and the Sena tors from Indiana and Ltah 30 years of age. Twelve Senators are between 40 and 50; thirty between 50 and 00, twenty -sis between 00 and 70, fourteen between TO and 80. and just one. Sena tor I'ettus, of Alabama, between 80 and ) years cf age. Senator Pettus was bO years of age at his last birth day. Senators who have lived more than TO years, nearly all of whom have the vigor and appearance of much younger uien. are- Allison, of Iowa, 72; Bate, of Tennessee. 70; Cullom. of Illiuois. -.j. i.-rve. of Maine. 70; Gibson, of Mon tana. 71; Uawley. of Connecticut, 70; Hoar, of Massachusetts, 7o; Jom-s, of Nevada. 72: Morgan, of Alabama, 77; Piatt, of Connecticut. 74; Proctor, of Vermont. 7o; Stewart of Nevada. 74; Teller, of Colorado. 71, and Vest, of Missouri. 71. Senators betweeu 00 and To years'of age are: Aldrleh. of Iihod-.-Island. 00: Bacon, of Georgia, 02: Bard, of California. 00: Berry, of Arkansas, 00- Blackburn, of Kentucky. OC; Bur rows, of Michigan. 05: Clark, of Mon tana C3; Cockrell. of Missouri. 07; De pew. of New York. 07; Elkins. of West Virginia. 00; Foster, of Washington. 65; Galiinger. of New Hampshire. 04; Hale, of Maine. 05; Hanna. of Ohio. 04; Harris, of Kansas. 00; Jones, of Arkan sas. 02; McEnerv. of Louisiana. 04; Mc Millan, of Michigan. 03; Millard, of Nebraska. 05: Mitchell, of Oregon. CO; Money, of Mississippi. 02: Patterson, of Colorado, 01. Perkins, of California, 03; Piatt, of New York. 08. and Quay, of Pennsylvania. 08. Sena'tors whose ages range between 50 and 00 aret Burnham.of New Hamp shire 57; Clapp. of Minnesota, 50; Clark, of Wyoming. 50; Daniel, of Vir ginia 5!; Deboe. of Kentucky. 53; Dil lingham, of Vermont. 58; Dubois, of Idaho. 50; Foraker. of Ohio. 55; Foster, of Louisiana. 53: Gamble, of South Da kota 51: Hansbrough. of North Dako to 51: Dode- of Massachusetts. 51 ', McComas. of Maryland. 55; McLaurin. of Mississippi. 53; Mallory. Florida. 53; Martin Virginia, 64: Mason. Illinois. Nelson. Minnesota. 59; Quarles. Viscousin. 58; Rawlins. Utah. 51; Scott West Virginia. 59: Simon. Ore con 51; Spooner. Wisconsin. 59; Talia ferri. Florida, 54; Tillman. South Caro AUCTION FOR $9,100. lina, 54; Turner. Washington, 52; War ren, Wyoming. 57: Wellington, Mary land. 50. and Wetmore. Rhode Islam. 55. The following are between 40 and 50 years: Carmack. Tennessee. 43; Dietrich. Neoraska, 4S: Dolllver. Iowa, 44; Fairbnnks, Indiana. 4!); Heltfield. Idaho, 43; Kean. New Jersey. 49; Klt tredge. South Dakota, 40; McCumber, North Dakota, 44; McLaurin, South Carolina, 41; Penrose, Pennsylvania, 41; Prltchard, North Carolina, 44; Sim mons. North Carolina, 48. In Cap and Bells. The funny woman per se Is a pesti lence In the laud. Carelessly and roguishly she seeks only to make the world laugh, sends her merry shot and shells here and there, and takes no note of the wounded in the field. It is she who holds up our weaknesses to ridicule, reveals our secret ambitions, and makes puus upon our most solemn observations. Now, as blessed as humor Is and as healthy as laughter Is, there are some things In the universe which are not funny. But It seems that there Is noth ing good enough or sacred enough to escape the couhrtned joker. Often It is a mere flippancy wearing the genial guise of true humor, and for the ac companiment of a pitiful pun the high est and purest themes are dragged down and "turned to laughter and con tempt" The funny woman. In spite of her brilliant conversational qualities, is rarely a social success. Unbridled wit and tact are Inimical. The wag who Is bursting with a mot will hardly ever repress It Just to preserve harmony. Now, when one wants a dinner party li go off pleasantly and smoothly one does not feel safe in Inviting n guest who may. In a moment of exuberant fun. create one of those 'awful pauses' so dreaded in society, or Innocently en rage some eminent personage by a tell ing "home shot." Genius for humor is like any other sort of genius you must take It as you find It. and It is a very difficult thing to confine In a straight Jacket of conventionality. The fu.ny woman is not usually a winner in the game of hearts, though she may succeed In affording her men friends excellent entertainment. The Ideal girl that paragon of man's fan cyis not usually she who Is prone to ptins and who Is likely to fin J a funny spot in the most sentimental situation. Men may admire quickness of wit in the abstract, but they are not so apt to fall In love with a girl who Is always making "smart speeches." They are as disagreeably startled by sharp wit on the lips of a pretty girl as though they had found pepper in their Ice cream. Dear, funny woman, we would not laugh always, nor live perpetually In a shower of mental fireworks. Ever aud again we pine to commune with the earnest, grave and Jokeless friend with whom we may discuss some profound and solemn theme without being met by a fusillade of feeble puns aud witti cisms. We know you are very funny, but one's face aches with continual smiling, and an exclusively funny diet is about as sustaining as a ratlcn of mere pepper and salt Truly there is a time to laugh, but It Is not all the time, Woman's Home Companion. How One Author Advertised. John Habberton. the author of "I'ol en's Babies," said to h i puolisher, when the novel was about ready to ap pear, "If you want to save the cost of a great deal of advertising Just give me 500 copies of this book aud I'll guar antee to distribute them bo that we'll have a success without a cent's worth of advertising beng needed." The pub lisher, a little reluctantly, took Mr. Hab berton at bis word. The author there upon made a list of all the Important book stores In the United Stales, ani learned the name of the bead of the de partment of fiction in each store. Now, the heaJs of all book departments are all fiends In the collection of autograph first editions that Is, with the author's signature upon the Imprint There la scarcely an exception to this rule. Mr. Habberton, being wise In all that con cerns book stores, accordingly sent to each head a copy of "Helen's Babies" that contained not only his autograpn, but a pleasant letter also that expa tiated on the merit of the work. The heads were delighted. Tbey Instructed their saleswomen and salesmen to boom "Helen's Babies," to recommend it to every hesitating customer. And thus the book succeeded, though it would bare succeeded anyway upon lta merit Philadelphia Record. LIFE IN A SLOW TOWN REFRESHING TO WAYFARER FROM RUSHING CITIES. Commercial Traveler Tell Why He Like to strike the Places that Are Old-Faahloned and Behind the Tlmea, and Don't Care If They Are. Trogress doesn't take effect all over the country at once, fortunately; aud foe people who cling to old fashions, even If inconveuient, there are always nooks and corners where such quaint ways are still current "1 toll you what I like." said a bust ling commercial traveler, "I like to strike one of these little old 'way-back towus where they still have towu pumps, market houses and mule cars. It does a man good to get where thiugs are slow and behind the times aud don't care if they are. When I get to one of these little old slow towns 1 never feel like ridiculing anything. No, sir; I enjoy it. I always take a drink at every town pump I come to, and It tastes good. I tell you. The old Iron dipper Is generally warped and banged out of shape, so some water runs up my sleeve and some runs down my neck, but that doesn't matter. If the dipper is gone 1 drink out of my hand, schoolboy fashion. "Then I always go through the old, rambling market houses; they are get ting few and far between, let me tell you. My children have never even seen an old-time market house. I love to see the battered wooden stalls, heaped high with good, fresh fruits and vege tables; these little old towns always have fine markets. The butcher block, too, look pleasant to my eye; and it is a treat to see the good meats and the big crocks of real country sausage. You can't beat sausage made by these butchers, who learned to make sausage In the 'old country' aud have been mak ing It for forty or fifty years. "But the mule cars! I declare It Is a valuable rest cure to ride on a mule car these days. The other day I rode on oue In a little towu. The floor was cov ered with sawdust and the driver couldn't chang" a dollar. At the bank a clerk came out and sent a pair of big blank books uptown to a business flrui and the driver got off and delivered them. While be was gone I got off, drank at a pump and got on again. "In the residence portion f town a woman came out and told tae driver that next trip she would send ber washing uptown by him. and he said that was all tight At the end of the line he asked me to please watch the mules as be bad to go into the middle of the next block to deliver a box of candy to a girl. He suid he always held the car on night trips for young men who were taking girls borne from a dance; they would take them up to their front doors, of course, and the car woull wait until the boys ran back and jumped on again. "Yes, that's the kind of thing I like," said the commercial traveler, according to the Detroit Free Press. "We all live too fast Half my brain is paralyzed and the other half is softened by hav ing to hustle all the time. Give me town pumps, markets and mule cars once a mouth and I'm all right." DIAMONDS FROM KHEDIVE, Magnificent Gems Given to Gen. Sher man's Daughter, Mm. Thorndjrke. The most interesting diamonds In Boston belong to Mrs. Thorudike, daughter of the late Gen. W. T. Sher mau aud long a favorite lu diplomatic society at Washington. The general was greatly admired by the khvdive of Egypt V hen Mrs. Thorudike's sister, Minnie Sherman, was married to Lieut. T. W. Fitch, his majesty, desirous of expressing his friendship for the old warrior, selected from his treasury dia monds valued at $2ou,O0. had them set as a uecklace, and sent the gorgeous or nament to the bride. But uu unfeeling L'n'ted States customs department tell uioii the wedding gift and held it for a ransom of t20,ooo, the amount of the legal 10 per cent duty. Here was a pretty how-d'."ou-do, f ;r neither the bridegroom nor the general could scrape together the sum demand ed. The ldide wept the newspapers gossiped und the husband ;. ; yale ! with mortification. But there was uat ! urally a sympathetic feeling 011 the part of every American woman tt the thought of a poverty-stricken bride un able to gaze upon $200,000 in diamonds that actually belonged to her. A public subscription was started; then the national government Occam interested, and finally Omgress stepped in and, goaded to chivalrous rescue by its wives and daughters, remitted the duty by special enactment. Can you not Imagine the rejoicing of the Fitches aud Shermans when the splendid gems were at last placed on the beautiful neck for which they were Intended, and the pride with which their owner allowed them to be placed for safe keeping In the United States treasury? But you certainly cannot imagine ber horror when a great, ugly brute of a tax collector from some Pennsylvania county In which ahe lived, sauntered In and demanded an annual tax more than equaling the lieu tenant's salary for an entire year! That settled It; there was nothing to do but send the white elephant hack to the khedlve. Conceive the mental con dition of an American woman obliged to give up one-fifth of a million dollars In diamonds! But If you will believe me, she couldn't get rid of them even In this way.' Back they came, says a writer In Alnslce's. by return mail or something of that sort with a letter from his Egyptian majesty suggesting that the necklace be taken apart and tat diamonds divided among Gen. bher- man't four daughters, delicately Insin uating that tbua the burden of taiatloa would not be so heavily felt And that Is bow Mrs. Thorndlke hap pens to own one-fourth of them. MONKEYS DISLIKE NEGROES. Apparent Simian Antipathy to the Colored Kace of Human. "Monkeys seem to have a prejudice against negroes," said a thoughtful cit izen who lives uptown, "aud I have bad occasion to observe the fact several time of late. For some time up to lust week 1 had a pet monkey at my house, and found a great deal of pleasure In the many curious antics of the little fellow. He was a white-faced moukcy. but of course this face had uothlng to do with the prejudice the creature had against members of the African race. "The first time 1 had occasion to no tice the prejudice was hi a rather vig orous protest which the monkey made ng.iinst the vegetable boy. a small, coal-black negro, with an oblong head. Whenever the boy went near the mon key's cage the little fellow would begin to raise Cln In more ways than one. He would make the fiercest grimaces imaginable, and would beat on the bars of the cage with his hands and cut other curious capers. He left no doubt in my mind with reference to the state of his findings. He did not like the veg etable boy and did not want him to come near his cage. He resorted to a sort of chattering and It was some what different from the usual chatter of the monkey, and I am certain be was Indulging all the profanity to be found In his swearing vocabulary. This thing happened every time the vegetable boy went near the monkey's cage. "We have a little colored girl at our house. The monkey always made a nil Id protest when she went near his cage, but be was not as loud and lusty In bis kick as be was In the case of the vegetable boy. It was this fact, I sup pose, that disarmed the girl, for she never seemed to pay much attention to the little manifestation of displeasure on the part of the monkey. One day, several weeks before the monkey died, she walked up to the cage and leaned her head against tho bars. The mon key could not stand this familiarity. He leaped from the top of his cage on the opposite side, and as nearly as he could under the restricted conditions, landed on the girl's hair and began to pull and howl with vigor. The girl was frightened, and she developed the full capacity of her lungs In crying for heip. The monkey released her before assist ance could arrive, and from that time on up to the day the monkey died she never went near the cage. I observed many manifestations of prejudice In the monkey's nature against persons be longing to the black race, and I am con vinced that this Is one of the peculiari ties of the monkey tribe." New Or leans Times-Democrat The Iron Man. A story writer who catered for the boys of fifteen or twenty years ago built up many thrilling tales about a mechanical contrivance In the form of a man. Such a machine "llerculw, the Iron Man" was actually ou exhi bition last summer in an American park, about which he perambulated iu the following uudcslred aud Inconven ient fashion: He was eight feet high, and when the oil fire Inside him was lighted, and steam generated, be walked about pushing a sort of Iron-wheeled cart. He wore a tall hat and a hideous grin, an 1 puffed exhaust steam through uls nostrils. Late one night aoine of the campers at the park lighted the lire In Hercules after the resort was dosed and the owner of the figure had gone away. The valve had been left open when the lire was put out, and when steam was generated again the man begau to walk about the park. For a little while he surpassed Frankenstein's monster. No one knew Sow to stop him, and he walked all over the park, through the lake and the camping ground. Sleepers In his path had to be awak ened to get them out of the way, for It wan Impossible to control the steam man's movements. Inequalities lu the ! groi:nd, trees, an I other obstruction turned him aside, but did not stop I1I111. He terrorized the park for an hour, but. like many a human being, caunt to grief at the gate. He marched up to It, bumped against It, toppled over and alighted ou his head. Thus he remained, kicking his feet In the air, until bis steam went down. Literary Ad. in IftlO. "This powerful novel contain twelve errors In grammar; and each reader of the book Is invited to submit a list of these, Indicating the order In which he thinks they rank as to their enormity. 'Th person whose list comes nearest the cl.oice of the majority of those sub mitting lists will be awarded a prize of $5,000 In gold. "Guessing coupon nnd full Informa tion In each book. Life. Monument to Leavenworth. General Henry Imu veil worth's re mains, which are at present buried at Delhi, N. Y., will be removed to Leav enworth, Kan., on the seventy-fifth an niversary of the founding of the army post at Fort Leavenworth. It Is also proposed to erect an Imposing monu ment to bis memory at the fort he es tablished three-quarters of a ventury ago. Deaths from Consumption. In 1894. of every 10,000 persons In this country. 245 died of consumption; in 1900 the figure had fallen to 190. Capital in Texas Hloe Fields. Capital to the amount of $20,000,000 la In Texas Invested lu the rice fields. No man has a moral right to diiiclosa a cloven breath during the honeymoon. ATTACKS 80CIETY WOMEN. Em lta Zola, the I'amnaa " - -) Makea Keare Chare ea. Emlle Zola has created a eeaaatVoa in Paris by his criticism of society women. He was Invited to lecture- be fore an aristocratic woman's literary and political club and he shocked bla hearers at the outset by telling them that they were uot what they pretend ed to be. "You pretend to be Interested In these questions." Zola said, "but reall you are not. Your days are solely de voted to foolish amusement and useless actions. Interminable toilet making -anoes with dressmakers, luncheon. mm I r.VH.K KOLA. dinners, pink tens, so-called literary lectures, receptions, balls and tbeatnra. You spend your time lu gossip which to atupld when It Is not wicked. "You shirk motherhood, and when you have children they are montly In trusted to mercenary bands. Yosi grovel with astonishing alacrity t gain admittance Into social circles above your own, and cannot eoaceol your asinine contempt for people sup posedly below yourselves. You rednce your reluctant duty of charity to aiiltry offerings for a few famous Institutions. This Is the sort of life a society woman leads. What right have you to tueddlo In philosophy, literature and politic? "It Is a mere accident of birth that you are not factory girls or dry goods saleswomen. And, were you such, eaa you feel certain that you would have the courage to prefer honest, labortoaa misery to blnmeworthy easef DESTROYS MOTHS AT MIGHT. In sections of the country where to bacco Is grown one of the chief trou bles to contend with Is the tabaer moth, and the apparatus shown In tbs cut has been designed especially t combat this pest, as well as to destroy other Insects which move about at night. It Is well known that aiotha an 1 other Insects are attracted by a lllll V' DMIOXKD TO KILL INSECTS. light shining out of the darknosa, aud It Is this fact that William Hill Morgan of Kentucky, makes use of la but trap, which consists of a light In cloned In a metallic hood aud provided with a re flector and glass face, the latter being set lu a slanting position. The lamp la attached to oue edge of the tray con taining a mixture of kerosene oil and water, aud the angle of the glass In frout of the light causes the lusects to fall Into the liquid when they strike against the smooth surface. With a uiiintwr of these traps set at the aides of a field a short distance above the plants the Inventor claims that th Injurious moths and other Insects will exterminate themselves without she trouble of searching for theui. Ago of Giant Trcna. An age as great as five thousand years has sometimes been ascribed ta the gluut trees of California. Prof. Charles K. Bessey of the University of Nebraska regards this estimate aa very much exaggerated, lie says that he once counted with great rare the rings of growth of a tree felled la 1853, and which was fully tweuty-four to twenty-five feet In diameter, so that Its stump serve ) as the floor of a danc ing pavilion. The rings numbered 1,147, and that numlH-r would repre sent the age of the tree In yeara. prof. Bessey adds that he gravely doubt whether any of the existing tree ap proach the age of two thousand year. Not a Iieallst. "Do you approve of realism la th drama)" "Certainly not," answered alias Cay enne. "If people on the stage tallied and behaved as stupidly as they do la real life there would be no excuse for going to th theater." Washington bUr. Product of the Paper. Out of every 100 pounds of paper manufactured In the world uly aix pounda are made Into book. Ever notice how much veneration I shown a grandfather' clock, or a grandmother's spinning wheel, whll the grandfather and grandmother ar. received grudgingly? ' 111 1 r -