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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (May 1, 1902)
March fpril May There 1 a iest time for doing fveryttiii'?-U'hiVt is, a time wben a thiP ,,: je ''0'fl to the ad vanta;?, most easily and most ef fectively. NowJ ig the best time for purifying yo pr blod. Why ? Because your syrttem is now trying tnniirifv it you know this by the pimples and otjier eruptions that hare coiiie on 'out face ami body. ffood's Siarsaparilla and Pills Are the iiie.'lifiines to take they do the work thoroughly and agreeably and !) rcr fail to do it. lhv.il b are the medicines you have n'?;lvs heard recommended. mj rsniioi recommend Huotl'a Saranpartlla loo tiir'-l? us a spring medicine. When vrs takr it i il ' srinK e all (eel Imtter llirmiuu (he ii'diu'. r " Mrs. H. II. Nkai., McCruvf, I' a. Keod's Sarumpnrllla promlwrn fo curs ti' keepm Ifco pramu. No Doubt About It. "Brnifret, what did you say to Miss Smith when she called?" "I tmild her you were out this toime for sure ma'am." Harper's Bazar. prYP Permviently Ctirwt. Ko fits mr nervoiunan r 1 1 W alter lirpt t.cof 1r. kllna'adreat Nerr Bnli'ivr. Cudlur I'll KI'r"U.OO trial hottlnuti.l treat. !m. 1ilII.11 Kuss.l.ta..Wl Arcu:lt..ultiladaliliui,P Snap-Shot Opinion. Nd Clara says you are a perfect gentleman. rred Why, she doemi t know uie. lied That's whut 1 told her. Pisn's Cure is the best medicine we ever njnl fur all atlertiotis of the ttmiut and Inn;:. u. 0. IChdslky, Vaubureu, Iud., feu. ID. I'JWi. A Reprobate. "Aren't you ashamed to ro awav and lenve your wife iu team?" anked I Uie near relative. "Oil, 1 don't know," anHwered the brutal man, "tliat'H the way she has a liood time when nlio goes to the ; theater. Washington Star. Why suffer yourself, or let others, when i relief may he had at oneu by wring iiauilin'a Wizard Oil. Defined. ''Paw, here's something in the paper bont a 'junket.' What is a junket?" "A junket, my hoy, in an excurnion at public expense to which you are not I invited. Chicago Tribune. Mnthen will find Mrs. Winslow's Booth- liuj Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Too Indigestible. "Hear Bromley is dead?" "No; what was the trouble?" "Splinter of wood in his stomach.' "How in the world did that happen?" "Eating club sandwiches." New York Times. BAD BLOOD, BHD COMPLEXION. I The skin is the seat of an almost end less variety of diseases. They are knewu 8y various names, but are all due to the sunie cause, acid and other poisons in She Hood that irritate and interfere with JUie proper action of the skin. To have a smooth, soft skin, free from 11 eruptions, the blood must be kept pure nd healthy. The many preparations of renic and potash and the large number f face powders and lotions generally sed in this class of diseases cover up lor a short time, but cannot remove per manently the ugly blotches and the red, JJiafiguring pimples. Eternal vigilance la the price pf a beautiful oomploxion frhen such remedies are relied on. I Mr. H. T. Shot, a704 Lucas Avenue, 8t. "Louis, Hfil"?? "! daughter was afflicted for year aritn a dufif unnf eruption on her face, which JMiMtd all treatment. She waa takeu to two flebrated health springs, but received nobene l. Many medicines were prescribed, but with ant result, until we decided to try 8. 8. 8., and by petiuie the fint bottle waa finished theeruption J- to disappear. A, doien bottles cured her tompletely and left her akin perfectly amooth. tie is now seventeen veara old, and not a sign of "embarrassing discue has ever returned." I S. S. S. is a positive, unfailing cure for Im worst forms of skin troubles. It is !H greatest of all blood purifiers, and the rty one guaranteed purely vegetable. Bad blood makes bad complexions. makes new, rich blotxi that nouristes tht body and keeps the, active and tiKilttnv and in itfotoer tondition to perform iU oart towards frying off the impurities from the body. If VOU have Trifrna Ti.nr Acne. Salt htnm, Psoriasis, or your skin is rougtt OU piinDlv. send for nuw Knnlr on Blood id Skin Diu-avoa ! ni nnr nhvsi- tians about your case. No charge wUaU " loriius service. WIIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA, 6A. QHMEL SLICKER IN THE WORLD BEARS TH15 TRAPC HARR I THOUGH OMEN IMITATER A3 A SAME COAT IT HAS NO EQUAL fattiik! .?fAliO.UtJ rRCt il I.IINE Of OARf-llNTS AND MAT ij.Tgyr.ft CO.. BOSTON. MASS. 44 m iiums wHial i fit J ?T 4 hi "H-, "mtL Sold hT drunlM. IT1 . kin 1 m f . S S 1 -r NOW THEY MERELY SPEAK. Por She Knew All the Time Mho It Woa. Half a dosori pprwms in a big down town olliee buildius enjoyed tliem selves hujjely the other day at the ex IR'Use or a yomiS hidy with whom all of them ure well aouuainted. and who is Seated lu a room adjoining the one whieb is the scene of their dally la bora. The leader of the six Jokers weut to Hie telephone Instrument and called the 'phone In the next room. As was anticipated, the young lady answered. "This U central olliee," announced the Joker. "We are testing the wires. Will you kindly assist us?" Of course ull this was said iu an altered tone of volee. "Certainly," was the sweet response. "What shall I tlo" "Kindly place your mouth about two Inches to the right of the Instrument." directed the Joker, "and say 'hello' three times at short Intervals." The obliging creature at the other end promptly complied with the re quest. The Joker waved his disen gaged hand at bis five associates and bent ' double In the eflfort to repress laughter. "Now place your mouth one Inch to the left and repeat 'hello' four times." the joker instructed. The response proved excruciatingly funny to the man at the 'phone, and, although they could not hear what the young lady said, bis five companions were not devoid of imagination. By this time they were holding their sides. It required such a long time for the Joker to regain control of his voice that the victim had twice Inquired, "Is that all?" before he could say "with your mouth just above the In strument pronounce the same word agaiu." This was done. The Joker could keep in no longer. Though beginning to laugh, be man aged to splutter: "Now stand on your head and say 'hello' " With a shout he slapped the ear piece on the hook and literally fell Into a chair. The other five screamed. Still giggling, the six merry men, a little later, proceeded to visit the Im-posed-upon damsel. As they reached the doorway of her room she turned up her nose disdainfully and remarked, in chilling manner: "Humph; I knew it was you all the time." They speak now as they pass by, but that's about all. Washington Star. Iffi i r t Small spaces can be made to pny; It is not necessary to take a half-page to tell a good story. It is more Import ant to put Interesting mutter lu your ads than it 's to make theiu big and boisterous.- Press aud Printer. There never was a bigger mistake made by any merchant than for hi in to think that he had reached a point where he could do without advertis ing. He may not realize It. but when he stops the more enterprising mer chant is gradually taking his business away from him. Jacksonville (ITa.) Metropolis. Newspaper advertising Is not only more direct, but It offers more chances of success than magaziue advertising. The newspaper reuches so many dif ferent classen of people that there is always a wide margin for miscalcula tion iu copy. The big dailies furnish many different sets of Ideas. They : reach the sporting man, the society folks, the merchant, the banker, the ! laborer, the woman In the home, all ' by mntter that is specially prepared to suit their tastes. The magazine, on I the other hand, furnishes but a single ! set of ideHS. It treats all matters from one point of view the woman's, the literary render's, the educational, the critical. Each magazine atras to ap peal to one definite class; therefore nice discrimination is needed In select- ,ttifmlnou in e.'irrv certain forms of advertising. There is a very nar ieow margin, for errors. When the me dium Is fitted to the advertising, it Is isure to reach larger numbers of peo I pie, however, nnd the leisure and In I telligence of readers are large factors In returns. Printers' Ink. Irish Tobacco on Sale. Tobacco has been grown lu no fewer than twenty-five centers In Ireland, and the leaves have been cut and dried, and are now offered for sale. Its ex cellence for smoking Is vouched for, and there seems no adequate reason why the weed should not boom contem poraneously with the new Irish litera ture. Quite possibly here and there the growing may bring wealth to the culti vators, and eventually who knows? become the envy of American trusts. Btlll Useful. Loanedit Borrowlt didn't you get my lawn mower last summer? Borrowlt-Yes. I'm the man. Loanedlt-Are you thinking of bring ing It borne this winter? Borrowlt Hadn't thought of It I'm going to lower the knives In that ma chine and use It to shave the Ice off my sidewalk. Indianapolis News. When a girl bangs around a store to see a young man her parents should pull on the lines and yell whoa. Many a disastrous marriage has begun in this way- TRUMPET CALLb Bora Bonnda Warn inat Mot to the U red ee m ed . II K band or offi cialdom c n n n o t save the world. Gratitude un spoken may turn to self gratulatlon. Most 4nen may be known by the way they use hr ' A With many free tyS, -S'Z thought means r i freedom from thought. Diversity of gifts In the church de pends on unity In God. The dawn of God's day will mean darkness to the ungodly. If our transgressions are not blotted out they will blot us out. The door to friendship with Christ lies in the path of service. You may know a man's principles by the things he bus an Interest In. It Is vain giving men their rights un less you give them righteousness.' He that Is transformed by the spirit cannot be conformed to the flesh. The Invitation to lean on the Lord is for the weary and not for the lozy. It Is well to luy our troubles before the Lord and better to leave them there. Chicken-feed in t lie collection does not promise growth of wings on the givers. Character will be the first thing to be cramped wheu life Is crowded with chattels. Don't cast your bread on the waters wheu you might just as well hand It it some hungry one. He who sweeps the pews for the glory of God will be more pleusing to Him than the preacher w ho seeks his own praise. DR. MATHEWS' DISCOVERIES. I Their I'robuble Practical Results as KorecUHt by Himself. Dr. Mathews, writing in the Cen tury of "The Nature of Nerve Force," apropos of the experiments made by Dr. Locb and himself, says iu conclu sion: It will probably be asked, what are likely to be the practical results of these conclusions? It is. of course, im possible to predict what practical re sults may follow in the future, but It appears to uie probable that the Imme diate practical consequences will very likely occur iu the following directions: First, the physical explanation thus attained of one of the phenomena of life will, If it proves true, bring us a step nearer the understanding of other life-phenomena, the artificial synthesis of living matter, and the prolongation of life. Tbee Is apparently no In herent reuson why a man should die, except our Ignorance of the conditions governing tb reaction going on In his protoplasm. Second, It looks as if we bad at last secured a rational basis of pharmacol ogy. If the poisonous action of salts Is due to the electrical charges their par ticles beur, nnd we are able to offset this action by particles with the op posite charge, there is every reason to believe that the poisonous action of drugs Is also so caused aud muy iu the same manner be counteracted. The credit for this work should be given to Professor Loeb. Third, we have at last secured, ap parently, a basis for attacking the great problem of fermentation, for the peculiar fermentative or catalytic powers of colloidal solutions are prob ably, In their essence, electrical. A so lution of the problem of fermentation probably means a revolution In some of the great Industries of the world, for It will enable us to build up our food-stuffs from the soil, the air, and sunlight, just as plants do. It will put lu our hands a power of controlling chemical phenomena, the results of which can at present hardly be con :eived. In the absence of experimental data It Is Impossible to say definitely whether our results will ultimately Il luminate the problem of fermentation or not, but they at least suggest a means of attacklug this problem, and I think I do not overstate the probable consequences of the solution of that problem. A Chance to Retaliate. The minister was young and easily embarrassed. The first time he perform ed the marriage ceremony it was for a couple who were both younger and still more easily embarrassed than he. When he had finished the service and murmured a few kindly means but halting words to the young couple whom he had just united, the bride looked at him, blushing but confident "Thank you," she Bald, clearly. "It's real kind of you to congratulate us, and as long as you haven't ever been married, yet, maybe we'll have a chance some day to retaliate." Naturally. "Great cinders! Smith, look at this paper! Jones kicked out of the bouse by his father-in-law! Awful, awful! Why, Jones Is one of our biggest guns!" "And his father-in-law, I presume, was the man behind the gun, as It were?' Baltimore News. Answer to Woman Question. A woman's club In Berlin offers a prize of l.OOt) marks for the best "cate chism of the woman question." Does can't talk, but you always know what they mean. With some men it is ainerem. Any father Is an authority on the management of other people'! children. U tWV TSzq Ghznso of Lifo Is the most important period In s wo man's existence. Owin? to modern methods of livin-r. not one woman in a thousand approaches this perfectly natural change without experiencing a train of very annoying aud some times painful symptoms. Those dreadful hot flashes, sendine- the blood surging to the heart uutil it seems ready to burst, and the faint feeling that follows, sometimes with chills, as if the heart were going to stop for good, are symptom of a da,n- Mna. Jkkxib Nol. perous, nervous trouble. Those not flashes are just so many calls from nature for help. The nerves are cry ing out for assistance. The cry should be heeded in time. Lydia E.. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound was pre pared to meet the needs of woman's system at this trying period of her life. It builds up the weakened nervous system, and enables a woman to pass that grand change triumphantly. ," I was a very sick woman, caused by Change of Life. I suffered with hot fluches, and fainting spells. 1 was afraid to go on the btreet, my head and back troubled me no. I was entirely eured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound." Mas. Jknnik Noble, 010 Keyser St., German town, Pa. A Mean Restriction, "Oh, my!" exclaimed the young wife, rending over the insurance policy on her husband's life in her favor, "this insurance company is junt hate ful." "Why, what's the matter?"aked her husband. "Why, if yon commit suicide they won't pay any money at all." Phila delphia Press ST. JACOBS OIL THE ONLY CURE FOR RHEUMATISM And Air Aches and Pains. 25c and 50c Sizes. Composite. Dashaway Quilldriver seems to lie a fellow of extremes one who writes aw ful sIukIi and sublime prose, and who is at the same time an idiot aud a genius. Cleverton Where did you get such an idea? Dachaway I've just been reading the reviews of his latest book. Har per's Bazar. Ladies Can Wear Shoe One size smaller alter using Allen's Foot Ease, a;owiler. It makes tight or new shoes easy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating, aching feet, iu growing nalla, corns and tmniuns. All drue triatK and alioe stores. T.-.. Trial purs ace FKKU uy man. tuureus Alieu o. uimstea, UB Ko)'. Kew York. Qualified. "Are you married or unmarried?" asked the theatrical manager of an ap plicant for engagement. "Unmarried," replied she. ' "I've been unmarried four times." Detroit Free Press. auamia lWn The Kind You llavo Always ture of Chas. II. rietclior, and lias been inado under his personal supervision for over 0 joars. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good " are but Experiments, ami endanger tue health of Children Experience against I-xperiincnt. What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless substituto for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops aud Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic substance. Its a?e is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Fcverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething; Troubles, cures Constipation, and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving; healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought yy .Bears tne In Use For Over 30 Years. TMC OCMTAUM MMMNTi TT MUNHAV ftmCCT. NSW YORK OITV. CATARRH CANNOT BC CTRED Tilth local nr-rlimtton, as ther cannot reach th scat oi tlif, I . ,. catarrh I a blood or consiitiuionnl ,lc ace. sti.i mi oriier lo on re it toil must tale.? internal MiM-n. 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