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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (March 6, 1902)
1 difficult Digestion Trt is dyspepsia. It mslies li,f miserable. In iufle rers eat not because they vant to, but siniP!.v because they must. The? know they are irritable and fretful; it thev cannot be otherwise. They romrlaln ot a bad taste In the ioulh, a UTierness ai me pii 01 ine Biora I, in uneasy feeling of puffy fulness, siisclie. heartburn and what not. The eflertnul remedy, proved by nerma nn cures of thousands of severe cases, is Hood's Sarsaparilla p" "Boop I'iuj 1a aUiaxuc. hen It's Contagious. Host T wonder if insomnia is ever tontaRiou' I i..vs,.!l I find It nfTnrtB mo Whenever our baby has it. Philadel phia Knii i. Khennn.;i(m and Neuralgia will not vp uinler the name roof with Hamlin's Vizard Oil. 50 cents a bottle. Changing a Camel Path. The camel path which for centuries lias formed the only connection be- ween Jersusaie.m and Ramus (Sv- them) has at last been made Into a tarrlage road nearly twenty feet wide. XSTC Permanently Cured. in fits or iierrou!noe r 1 1 0 alter nmt lv' .i.enf I'r K line's lireat Neprt Clutter heiulinr e'K EKS'-flOtnul imtii.nn.t treat- 1... Iin U li ki.rC I.Ii1..h:1I rrli-i(. Pliilttilwli.hu. A Stnw. Edith AVliy do you think Mr. Field taiean mistnt'oe: Kthel He has asked me why I did Ir.nt attend cooking m-bool. cuiluren during the teething period. Life's Little Frictions. "Are ym getting ready for winter?" "Oh, ye?; we'e had our last wrap I with the ice man and have begun to quarrel with the coal man." Detroit Free Frees. Pisn's Tnre for Cmisninotlnii is an inful- linre medicine for coiicns and colds. N. W. .-AurKL. ocean lirove. N. J., Feb. 17, I he Language. Floor Walker Ho vou wish to look at come fiiititijfM and Home trouserings? I)e Jones No; I want to see some collaring and cuffingH. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED By local applications, as they cannot reach the diwaed )urtinn oi toe eur. There is oniy one way lu cure d-auiers. and that la by cnustitu tional remedies. Deaiiiens is caused Dr an in flamed condition of the mucous liuintr of the Euiaclnan lube. When this tulie eeta In- flamed yon have a rumbling sound or imper fect bearing, and when It is entirely closed deaine.ts ta the result, and utiles the inflamma tion can le tnken tmt and tliia tube restored to ItH norniai condition, hearing will be destroyed forever: nine cases out ot ten are caused b catarrh, which is nothing but ait inflamed condition ot the mucous surfaces. ) newil give (ine Hundred Dollars for anv cane of DeaiueBg (caused by catarrh) that can rot be cured by Hall s Catarrh Core. Bend for titulars, iree. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, u. Sold by Druggists, 76c flail's Family Plus are the beat. It Depends. First Chappie I sav. old chap. I'm going to a big Khoot. What sort of a tip should I give the keeper? Second Chappie It depends on Where you hit him. London i'unch. CASTOR I A Tor Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears re of l!LjffijZk. Biftiatu: Chasing the Foxy. She Is vour .friend point? to miirrv . , c D - - . the widow? He I think not. He told run he had a better offer. Smart Set. Symptoms. The blood may be in bad condition, yet with no external signs, no skin eruption or sores to indicate it. The Symptoms in such cases being a variablt ppetitc, poor digestion, an indescribable weakness and nervousness, loss of Cesb nd a general run-down condition of the system clearly showing the blood hai lost its nutritive qualities, tas become thin and watery. It is ia just such cases thai S. S. S. has done some of its quickest and most effective work by building tp the blood and supplying the elements lacking w maUe it strong and vigorous. " My wife used sev eral bottles of S. S. S. s a blood purifier and to tone up a weak and ernaciatedyatcm.wiUi very markeu effect by way of improvement. "Wo rerrard it a great ton:c ard blood purifier." J. F. Doff, Princeton, SIo. I is the greatest of all 1 tonics, and you wtfj I find the appetite im ' proves at once, strength returns, and nervousness vanishes as new rich pure blood once more circulate! through all parts of the system. S. S. S. is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known. It contains no min erals whatever. Send for our free book on blood and skin diseases and write out physicians for any information or advice wanted. No charge for medical advice. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA. uuifS Mooio an nsf ruts. Beat Cough bjrnp. Taatea Good. Use in time. tort nv rtnirirtts. ill f A Wet Drop. Sandy Ami will ye tak' a drap o w hisky afore you you canp hame? Tamma Ah, weel just a wee drap. Ile. r Sandy Then fay when, laddie. Tamma Nay, mon, the clans will say when. Neither Small Nor Short j'Andrew Carneirie is a small man." ''Small! There's never been anv thing email about Carnegie." "Well, then, he's short." "Short, with Il'SO.000,000 to give away!" Cleveland Flain Dealer. Then He Gets Noiiy. Mrs. F,igg Your huxband isn't much for show. He alwavs dresses very quietly. Mrs. Diggs Huh! You ought to hear him sometimes when his eollar button rolls under the dresser. Chicago Pailv News. OUT OF DEATH'S J THRILLING RESCUE OF A UTICA WOMAN. The Story f tlie Ket as Told by Mra. Tuiker-A Horrible Kx.t-ienc With m HHipy Kmliug. How Mrs. Anna M. Tucker, of 352 Kossuth avenue, I'tica, N. Y., was saved from a horrible fate when death's jaws were almost closing upon her is told in the following statement made by her to a reporter. "It was soon after the birth of my little boy," she said. "Three different doctors had done their best for me, but they all failed to do me any good. My case seemed to be a combination of nervous and stomach troubles. I had fainting spells, my food did not digest and caused me great distress. My head felt very badly and at times I was de lirious. I lost in weight from 130 to VS pounds, I had no color, my feet and hands were cold and my limbs had a prickly sensation as though asleep. I was not refreshed by sleep although I slept heavily. I learned of Dr. Wil liams' I'itik Tills from a published case similar to mine that had been cured by the pills. I took three or four boxes before I was certain that I was being benefitted, but continued their use until I was entirely cured. "I am glad to recommend Dr. Wil liams' Tink Tills for Tale People for they ure the medicine that saved my life. I do not believe that ordinary medicine could have cured me." Although Mrs. Tucker's was a severe case, Dr. Williams' l'ink Pills cured her. Lesser troubles yield even more readily to the potent action of this mar velous medicine. Not only will these pills cure cases similar to Mrs. Tuck er's, but they have been proven to be an unfailing specific for such diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus' Dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous headache, after effects ol grip, of fevers and of other acute diseases, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexions and all forms of weakness either in male or female. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People are sold by all dealers, or will be sent postpaid on re ceipt of price, fifty cents a box, or six boxes for two dollars and a half (they are never sold in bulk or by the hun dred) by addressing Dr. Wjlliams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. They act directly on the blood and nerves. Avoid imitations; substitui.?s never cured anybody. A Cinch. The Boss No I must have a married man for this position. Applicant Just keep it open for an hour. It's easier to get married than it is to get a job. Changed Plans. "Is your poor aunt consolable yet for the loss of her first husband? "Oh, yes; but now her second hus band is uneonsolable over it!" Flie gande Blaetter. College Colors. "Our college colors are pink and gold," said Miss Frocks. "Our college colors were black and blue when I was initiated into the secret societies," added her brother. Detroit Free Press. His Real Reason. Biffkins I tell you I hate to think of my wife going away on a vacation. Bilkins I dare say you will be lone ly, old man. Biffkins It isn't that, but hhe always mowed our lawn. Boston Post All Planned. Teacher An island is a body of land entirely surrounded by water. Take Cuba, for instance. Tommy My pa says that's what we are going to do before we get through. Boston Herald. Detected. "What mkes the actor criticise so severely? you "My dear sir," answered Storming ifi Barnes, "he hopes to make pople say it is professional jealousy, thereby conveying the impression that he is in my class." Washington Star. Matched. Mr. Drinker I want a blue necktie to match my eyes. Salesman I'm sorry, sir, but we are just out of blue ties; but I can sell you one to match your nose." If One Loses. Mr. Dobbs (on the way to the races) Nice rido to the race course, don't yon think? Mr. Hobhs (nervously) Yes, but think what a long walk back. Making the Punishment Fit Crime Mrs. Boreum( hopelessly) Mortimer, I cannot make Willie mind. Mr. I?ortuni (sternly) Willie, do as your mother wishes or I will make you go ami sit in a cory corner." Brook lyn Kagle. The Clouds of Doubt "He has told me that he loved me," said the fair girl, "but I don't know whether to marry him or not." "I am sure he does his best to tell the truth. But, you see, he works in the weather bureau. Washington Star. Electric Road to ML Blanc EViring the past summer an electric railroad was completed to the fixt of Mount Blanc at Chamounix, which makes it possible to reach that place from Geneva in three ami three quarters hours. But recently the journey was by dilgience and took the greater part of a day. An Inspiration. O'Hoolahan Will, the barn is paint ed an' Oi'll take thot money if it's all the same to you. Ottirigcr( surprised) Why, you can't have painted it so soon, Tat! O'Hoolahan (triumphantly) Sure, Oi hov, sir. Oi mixed the yellow paint for the first coat wid the grane for the second, an' Oi put both coats on to gether to save time. Brooklyn Kagle. No Model. ''I know a man whose wife never spoke a word to him about money," he saiil. "What a model husband he must have been!" remarked a woman in the company. "What a model wife, I should say, rather," corrected the second man. "I don't know about that," said the first speaker, "she was deaf and dumb." Salt Lake Herald. A Thoroughbred. She Is it true that when you pro posed to me you didn't know whether I v ns worth a penny? He Absolutely. But I always was willing to take chances Detroit Free Press. A Chineie Pen. The Chinese pen from time imme morial has been a brush made of some soft hair and used to paint the curiously formed letters of the Chinese alphaliet. Didn't Keep Count. "How many times did you vote in the election?" "Marse Tom," was the reply, "ain't you knowed me long 'nuff ter know dat I don't know nuttin' 'bout 'rithmetic?" Atlanta Constitution. Providing Himself With Businm. "You run your automobile very fast through the streets," said the friend to the doctor. "Yes," replied the man of pills and bills, "I'm always in a hurry to get there; and, besides, when times are a little dull I can pick up a few cases on the way." Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Easiest Way. Husband What are you doing in my pockets. Haven't you any money? Wife I have money of my own, but a man's pockets are so much easier to find. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Mutt Bear Signature of 5m FaoSimile Wrapper Below. Taxy aaamll a ad a eaay to take ad sugar. CARTERS FOI HEADACHEa FOR DIZZINESS. FOR IIUOUSRESt. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FORTHEC0MPUXI0I ITTLE IVER PILLS. a . . oaaviin aiwaTwwtuHATv.c. tCMfc I Pmrerjr YetfetaMa-yWc CURE SICK HEADACHE. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, footof Morrison aut. Can rive yoa th beat bsreains In Buggies. Plows. Boilers and Knines, Winomills and PnmD and General Machinery. See ua before buying! AGENTS I.11KE MONEY Selling my goods. Big profits. Ko ex perience. New plan. Write for circular. Lock Box 606, Portland. Or. New Year Resolutions li Kcclcy Cure ura nllaf bom llqaor, oplom and toaaooa aabiia. Mad lot par Honiara u lealey Institute, VXAXWX'X K. F. N. C. -No. 4 1U02. WN writing; t advertiser pleaaa aaautlao tiUa paper. H isWaWaHH iifii Mrs. FitaK Caara If arnU Streal, Amnoury, Mass. TMa off or should carry Faith aoid Oonvlctfon to thsHoaria of mil Siok Women " I Buffered with inflammation and falling of the womb and other dis agreeable female weaknesses. I had bad spells every two weeks that would last from eight to ten days and would have to po to bed. I also had head ache and backache most of the time and such bearing down pains I could hardly walk across the room at times. I doctored nearly all the time for bout two years and seemed to grow worse all the time until last September I was obliged to take my bed, and the doctors thought an operation was the only thing that would help me, but this I refused to have done. "Then a friend advised me to try the Pinkham medicine, which I did, and after using the first bottle I began to improve. I took in all five bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Blood 1'urifier, four boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham's Dry Form Compound, three boxes of Liver Pills and used three packages of Sana tive Wash, and I am as well now as I ever was. I am more than thankful every day for my cure." Mrs. Frank Cabtkr. 3 Merrill St.. Amesbnry, Mass. S5000 ""i "a,d " "' '"" nlal Im not gmnufnm. Ljdla . Mnkham Modiclnm Oo. Reserved Situations. "Yes, poor fellow, she married him to reform him." "Well?" "And now he's got his hands full trying to reform her.'" Denver Times. David Discounted. Sunday School Teacher Now, Johhny, whom, more than any body else, do you wish to see when you go to heaven? Johnny (eagerly) Goliath. Boston Herald. Explained. "She brags because her husbnad de signs all her dresses. Aren't they hid eous?" "I went to school with him always was color blind." He A Great Orchard Man. In 1S75 Fred Wellhouse, the Kansas "apple king," was a wage earner. He knew a great deal alxiut orchards, how ever, and began on a small scale to raise fruit. Now helms 1,240 acres of orchards, and his apple crop this year is 60,000 bushels. How He Kept Up. "Well, Billy, how did camping go?" "Oh, all right; I dipped off to the farm houses around now and then and got a square meal on the sly." (it Refresh And Act - Assist PLEASANTLY AND GENTly- ToOVEWB " pERMAHEHTL7H With many millions of families Syrup of Figs lias become the ideal home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product, which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents. Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect freedom from any unpleasant after effects. In the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants known fto act most bene ficially on the system. To Jet its beneficial effects -pi bviy the cruircrM-vrvjfactjrccl by Louiavillc.Ky. SArx FrAnc.isco.CI. New YorMIM a-Oft a A LB BV ALL Vigorous but Futile. Wealthy Patient What is your bill t i - lor nuifiiiiiiuig iuv leg. j Eminent Surgeon Three hundred ! dollars.sir. Wealthy Tatient (filling out a cheek) lliat s a worthy efiort. doctor, but it will never reMorv the leg to its normal length Chicago Tribune. Useless Friends. Tom I'm broke and 1 want some money. Dick Why don't you write to some of your friends? Tom That's the trouble. I've got too many friends. I ish 1 know a stranger. A Woman's Mercy Fad. A Boston woman will agitate for a law prohibiting the loiling or roasting of chestnuts, on the ground that it in volves painful death of worms "whose right to life, liWrty and the pursuit of happiness is no less than that of the most highly dowered man." New York Tribune. hood Luxuries for Soldirs. All Kuropoan armies have certain extras weekly in ti e way of food. Sugar is given in Kngland nnd France, two gallons of beer in Kussia, half a gallon of wine in Italy, three pounds of fish in Spain, and five ounces of butter in Belgium. Never Heard of It. Amazed nnd Delighted Foreigner (hi first view of Xiagara Falls) Why ces zees so far from Buffeelo? Native Oroat Scott, mister! How could we move it any closer to Buffalo? Foreigner How? Kes eet not a part of r.ee Pan-American F.xpozee sheeon? Chicago Tribune. Sideshow Gossip. "The armless wonder is a cute one." "What's he lioon up to now?" "Sent a specimen of his writing, done with his toes, to a woman who makes a business of reading character from hand writing. But she was cute, too. She wrote barkthat ho must be left handed." Philadelphia Bulletin. WET. WEATHER, WISDOM! ,H THE ORIGINAL OILED CLOTHING BLACK OB Vf I LOW WILL KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSE WILL TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE CATAtrtfllP F-DFP SHOWINfi FULL LINE OP SARMENT3 AND HAT3. A-JIOWEg CO.. BOSTON. MASS SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. Founded 181 0 A Homo School for Bo.vm MIIHarv and Manual Tralnlna Wrlto fpf llluatrated Gataloauo hflt OF v Ktywu ix Mtels t.TiV lAXATlVia J EltB"T ' TO THE Tas-!L DKUOOISTS OLDEST ON III AMERICA Tells Kow He Escaped the Terrors of Many Winters by Using Peruna. Mr. liutao Brock. th OMt-st Man la lh t'ulleil Stittva. Mr. Isaac Brock, of Mclennan county, Tex., has attained the great age of 111 years, having been lorn in 17SS. lie is an anient friend to Perunii and speaks of it in the following terms: "Puring my long life I have known a great many remedies' for coughs, colds, catarrh and diarrhoea. I had always supposed these affections to 1m different diseases, but I have learned from lr. Ilartuian's biniks that these affections are the same and are prop erly called catarrh. "As for Pr. llartman's remedy, Pe runa, I have found it to be the best, if not the only reliable remedy for theso affections. "Peruna has been my stand-by for many years, and I attribute my good health and my extreme age to tnis remedy. It exactly meets all my requirements." "I have come to rely upon it almost entirely for the many little things for which 1 need medicine. 1 believe it to be especially valuable to old people." Isaac Brock. Catarrh is the greatest enemy of old age. A person entirely free from ca tarrh is sure to live to a bale and hearty old age. A free hook on catarrh sent by The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum bus, O. The Farmer's First Profit Is made In M nrlcctlon ot aeeJ. Svml lor Our Complete Annual Cata logue for 1902, FREEI It contains full directions for asroYii work mid many nai'fiil tallies (or tlie lariner. No one aill bettor ScimU than I.AMllKlt.SOVS BKKDH. LAMBERSON - Portland, Oregon The Farmer The Gardener and The Housewife TIihv I a little liiori. The f are U'OUIl H at rut thul melf limn the tirfllniirv kiml. .siihl r everywhere. lu aiuaiul Ireo. ' O. M. FERRV A CO. Detroit, Mich. 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