Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909, February 13, 1902, Image 3

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    Disfigured Skin
Wasted muscles and decaying bones.
What havoc !
Scrofula, let alone, la capable of all that,
and more.
It Is commonly marked by bunches In
the neck. Inflammations In the eyes, dys
pepsia, catarrh, and general debility.
It Is always radically and permanently
cured by
Hood's Sarzaparilla
Which expels all P'jmors, cures all erup
tions, and builds op tbe whole system,
whether young or old.
Ilnod'sjlils furs llw till: the non Irritating and
onlT'caiiiartlo to take with Hood'i Sarsaparllly
Tolstoy Independent ol Doctor.
Count Tolstoy Is not an obedient-patient.
Some time ago his" physicians
told him not to walk or ride on horse
back, but he aid -what he pleaseu, re
marking. "I know better than all phy
sicians what Is good for me."
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED
By local applications, as they cannot reach tbe
diseased portion ni the ear. There is only one
wav to cure deafness, and that la by constitu
tional remedies. Deal nem is caused bv an In
flamed condition of the mucous lining o the
KuMHcliian Tune. When this ttihe gets in.
fUine.l vim have a rumbling sound or imper
jeet hearing, and when it la entirely closed
dealings is th result, and miles tlie lii'flamnia.
tioii can be taken out and thin tubr- restored to
its normal condition, hearing willbodentrovecl
forever; nine cases out nt ten are caused by
catarrh, which Is nothing hut an inflamed
condition oi the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred I'ollars for any
caKcof lcaincss(cnusel by catarrh) that can
not he cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for
circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY ti CO., Toledo, O.
Bold bv Druggists. 7oc
Hall's Family Pills are tbe best
An Independent American Citizen.
While riding in a Maine country
road a traveler observed a field of
corn which was overrun with rank
weeds, and midway of the place was a
large, conslcuously displayed sign with
the following: "Notiss! None of
Your Dusiness if This Corn Ain't
Hoed."
A BOY VIOLINIST WHO
DRAWS SIS.80 A MINUTE.
Jan Kuliolik is a mere boy. but the
violin s master. In Carnegie Unit. New
York, he played S3 niiuutes and re
ceived $1,000 for his work. Jnn Ku
belik was eight years ago getting up
winter mornings lu the garret of the
house of his father, who Is a Hohemian
vegetable gardeuer. and wuking up the
rnvlng family by playing Beethoven
and Bach on the violin made of wire
drawn over a eigar-box for a sounding
board. Now he has come to this coun-
A mil WUs
JAM Kl'UKI.IK.
CITC Permanently Cured. Ko tits or nervonsncst
IIW alter first IiitN mat Dr. Kline'mireat Nervt
ilestorer. Send lor KR KKS'j.OOtriul ln.ttleand treat,
lis. bit. It. 11. Kline. I,td..v31 ArtliSU. Philadelphia, Pa,
Wire Gauze lor Hay Fever.
The newest idea for mitigating hay
fever a disease which seems to claim
more victims every year, in propor
tion to the population is embodied in
a small disc covered with wire gauze,
which is inserted In the nostril.
La Grippe conquers life Wizard Oil
conquers I .a Grippe. Your druggist
sells Wizard Oil.
A New Billiard Ball Trick.
An entirely new performance with
cue and billiard ball has been given by
the famous billiard player, Robert de
llremont, says the Peoria Herald. Mr.
nremont calls his trick "William Tell."
He performs it on an ordinary billiard
table, upon which a lighted candle has
been placed. By hitting a ball with his
cue he sends tlfe former over the
flame, describing an arc. The holder
or candle is not touched by the ball,
but Its motion extinguishes the llghl.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth
Int; Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
Clean Persons Among the Lepers.
In the leper settlement in the island
of Molakai, there were 909 lepers and
lf!4 "clean" persons. The general
opinion was that the "clean" would in
time become leprous. Nearly 1,100
people are housed, fed and clothed for
about $80,000 a year.
Piso's Cure cannot be too hifihlv spoken
of as a cough cure. J. W. O'Brien. 322
-liird Ave., N,, Minneapolis, Minn., Jan.
0, lJUu.
Freddie Would Have His Way.
Little Freddie Mamma, doesn't
Uncle Bob like plum pudding?
Mamma Yes; but the doctor won't
let him eat It.
Little Freddie Well, if I was as big
as him there wouldn't be any doctor
big enough to stop me. Boston Herald.
al
Sores and Ulcers never become chronic
Unless the blood is iu poor condition is
sluggish, weak and unable to throw ofl
the poisons that accumulate in it. The
system must be relieved of the unhealthy
matter through the sore, and great danger
to life would follow should it heal before
the blood has been made pure and healthy
and all impurities eliminated from the sys
tem. S.S.S. beginsthecurebyfirstcleans
mg and invigorating the blood, building
up the general health and removing from
iuS CONSTANT DRAlk
efFetematter' UPON THE SYSTEM.
When this has been accomplished the dis
charge gradually ceases, and the sore ot
ulcer heals. It is the tendency of these old
indolent sores to grow worse and worse,
and c ventual V to destroy the bones. Local
applications, viuile soothing and to some
extent alleviate pain, cannot reach the seat
of the trouble. S. S. S. does, and no mattci
now apparently hopeless your condition,
even though your constitution has broken
down, it will bring relief when nothing
else can. It supplies the rich, pure blood
necessary to heal the sore aud nourish
the debilitated, diseased body.
Mr. J. I). Talbert, Lock Box US, Winona, Miss.,
ays: "Six years ago my leg from tbe knee to
inefoot was one solid sore. Several physicians
treated mc and I made two trips to Hot Springs,
out found no relief. I was induced to try S. S. S.,
and it made a complete cure. I have been a per
lectly well man ever aince."
is the only purely veg
etable blood purifier
known contains no
poisonous minerals to
mitt tli flicrpatinn flnrl
fdd to, rather than relieve your suffer
tngs. If your flesh does not heal readily
when scratched, bruised or cut, your blood
is iu bad condition, and anjy rdinary sore
ta apt to become chronic. '
Send for our free book and write out
physicians about your case. We make no
aarRe for this service.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
I'.IIUHi WHIUf ill flXf tillS.
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use I
in iime. pom rv onimrmn.
try, tinder the management of Hugo
Goerlitz uud Daniel Frohman. to pluy
to the tune of $100,000 for the trip.
When he played in Home the Pope,
upon the advice of the Senior Curdl
nal, sent for him nnd told him that he
had heard the soul of Pagaului was
new born, nnd he decorated the boy
with the Order of St. Gregory, rarely
bestowed. In Vienna the Archduchess
Theresa sat In her box while he played
eight encores, and afterward sent him
a senrfpin mnde of her crest in dia
monds. All over Europe hu has been
sought.
TEACHING DANGERS OF LAMPS.
ChildrenAre Instructed in Their Hand
ling iu London Kcliooln.
Authorities in control of the public
schools of London have Introduced as
part of the system of Instruction object
lessons in the cure and management of
kerosene and other lamps. The idea is
n good one. No one element of the tire
risk of cities is more serious from the
underwriters' point of view thun the
careless use and abuse of lumps and In
tlummnble oils. An illustration of this
is found In the historic incident of tbe
great Chicago conflagration, which tra
dition says was started by Mrs. O'Lea
ry's cow, which kicked over a kerosene
lamp which had been set on the stable
floor behind her to illuminate the milk
ing operation.
To impress children with a whole
some respect for the Inceudiary charac
ter of a lump is to impart useful knowl
edge and make them through their
whole lives discreetly careful. Among
the points emphasized In the London
Instruction on this point Is the folly of
placing lamps on chairs or rickety ta
bles, or on narrow shelves; of the at
tempt to carry a lighted lamp and
something else nt the same time, and
the general lnadvisnbllity of carrying
lighted lamps nt all. It Is also made
clenr by experiment why oil should
never be poured upon a fire, either to
stimulate it or facilitate Its kiudling,
and the danger Incident to the leakage
of oil from vessels containing it Is ex
plained by methods calculated to leave
a lasting Impression upon the minds of
the children.
Some clever apparatus have been ar
ranged for illustrating the dangerous
chnracter of oil, and as children dear
ly love everything which savors of an
"experiment" the method of objective
Instruction is remarkably effective.
The children take home the ideas thus
Imparted and are constant monitors in
the family circle to remind the careless
adults of what Is imprudent in lamp
manipulation. The plan is one, snys
the New York Times, which merits con
sideration by progressive educators In
American cities.
Hia Reason.
"No!" exclaimed the eloquent orator
nt the meeting of the Society for the
Suppression of Other People's Foolish
Habits. "No, Indeed, nt my establish
ment we will not employ a man who
smokes while he works."
As the hum of approval went around
a curious person in the rear of the hall
arose nnd Inquired:
"May I ask what line of business -ou
follow, sir?"
"Powder-making," replied the elo
quent orator in embarrassed tones.
BaLiniore American.
Mint Follow the Rule.
The soft-voiced Salvation Army girl
with the bundle of War Cries under her
awn stopped at the entrance of the
apartment house.
"I have come," she said, "to brin the
good tidings of "
"Take it around to the rear door,"
arrogantly Interrupted the Janitor.
Chicago Tribune.
A Personal Grievance.
"I never fully renllzed how shnmeful
ly corrupt our municipal elections are."
"What's opened your eyes?"
,"Why,, I worked all day for the re
form ticket nnd better government and
thej never gave me a cent for It."
Clet eland Pluln Dealer.
Nothing pleases a young girl more
than to have her older brother fall in
lovei then he can't say anything to her
about tbe boys.
Did Goethe Hive PockmarksT
Tne Goethe specialists have some
thing new to talk about. A Breslau
professor his discovered !n a plaster
cast of the poet's face, spots on the
chin and the left cheek which look
like smallpox marks. The savants are
now discussing the important ques
tion whether Goethe really had pock
marks in his face, or whether the
spots discovered indicate mere Imper
fections in the plaster. It is known
that Goethe did have the smallpox
when he was six years old. New York
Post.
Good Price for Manuscript
The late Russian savant. Dr. Kulesh,
made a translation Into Little Russian
of the bible, which the censor would
not allow to be printed. His widow
has now sold the manuscript to the
British Bible Society for 5000 roubles.
Not Up to the Mark.
Magazine Editor Haven't you got
a poem to go on this page?
Assistant Here's one that I don't
quite get the meaning of, but I sup
pose many of our readers will under
stand It.
Magazine Editor That won't do. I
want something that will puzzle every
body. Judge.
Two Girls.
"If ten men should ask you to mar
ry them, what would that be?" '
VWhat would it be?"
TA tender."
''And if one should ask you, what
would that be?"
"I don't know; what?"
"A wonder." Life.
A Peculiar Wasp.
One kind of wask found In Brazil
and Guiana makes its nest of a bril
liant white pasteboard suspending it
from the highest branches of the trees,
so as to escape the attention of the
monkeys, which, in those regions,
have a troublesome habit of investi
gating everything, even a hornet's
nest.
Tricking Chronologer.
President Prltchett of the Massa
chusetts Institute of Technology in
relating his experience in college re
cently said that the way boys had of
finding a certain professor was to step
into the middle of the college yard
and call out a date in American his
tory. Instantly the professor would
come out from some window or door
In the college and say that the date
was Incorrect.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. ! 0'v "oz., Portland, Oregon.
toot at Morrises Str
-r ssimt r.iisiiiri,
W-n.-miii an. i rnmn an i General
Machinery. See us beiora olivine
fomdod 1870
A Warns School for Bora
Military mnd Manual Training
Wrtto for llluatrmtcd Cataloovo
Brain-Weight and Mental Power.
It is stated by an authority that the
weight of a man's brain has nothing
to do with his mental power. The
colder the climate, the greater the size i
of the brain. The largest heads of all
are those of the Chugatches. who live
very far north, and next comes the
heads of the Laps.
Oil-Burning Locomotives.
Locomotives to burn oil are appear
ing in the Pacific states. They are
built with the cab and furnace in front
and the smokestack behind. The ten
der is discarded, and the oil and water
are conducted in pipes.
The Kaiser's Palaces.
In the twenty-odd palaces of th
German Emperor some 3500 servants
are employed, about 2000 of these be
ing women. A huge income is. of
course, required for keeping up estab
lishments on this scale, and the Em
peror's total expenditure is estimated
at some $25,000 a day.
A Prehistoric Canoe,
A prehistoric canoe was dug up re
cently in a bog about five miles from
Dungannon, County Tyrone, Ireland.
It is scooped out of an oak trunk, is six
feet long three feet wide, and eight
een inches deep. It has a ring shape
at the bow, evidently for mooring and
haulage, and also two lugs at the
stern. In the same bog a woman's
body was discovered in a remarkable
state of preservation. According to
medical opinion it has lain there for
200 years, but the peaty soil had pre
served it.
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nana w partioaian
aablia.
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Patents Send no Aloney
phi moapi or ariwing wm n aerrtption
The Farmer's First Profit
Is made in his srlection ol seed,
fetid tor
Our Complete Annual Cata
logue for 1902, FREE!
It contains full directions for sardm
work and many useful tahh'a for the
farmer. No one m-lls heller
Seed, than
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n. r. n. it.
No. a two.
and we will advise von. J. S.
4 Co., (Dept. A) Washington
,!.",,ie FIs?L-F VU,CN writing- ts, advortlsara pUaaa
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Yflll Find tho flifforOnPO ,,,'wn sickly, l..ny chickens and healthy, contented (owls.
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UlUGOUGun O DUG ItlllCI lice. The price la nothing in comparison to the good it will do.
VSVD Ynlir PhlntonO ''V",, "roesherk's h.gg I ri.iliir.r mid lle.llli V t to tha
OuIG IUUI Wlllb!CilO. chicken prevent mortality: Pullets Lenin layluu when tlva of
six months old. 2S to oo per cent. moreeuKS produced.
PORTLAND SEED CO., 135 Fror.t St root. Portland, Or. Coamt Agonto.
Why
Syrup. of Fids
tke-best fajrvily laxativtv
It is pure.
It is gentle.
It is pleasant.
It is efficacious.
It is not expensive.
It is good for children.
It is excellent for ladies.
It is convenient for business men.
It is perfectly safe under all circumstances.
It is used by millions of families the world over.
It stands highest, as a laxative, with physicians.
If you use it you have the best laxative the world
produces.
Its component parts are all wholesome.
It acts gently without unpleasant after-effects.
It is wholly free from objectionable substances.
It contains the laxative principles of plants.
It contains the carminative principles of plants.
It contains wholesome aromatic liquids which are
agreeable and refreshing to the taste.
All are pure.
All are delicately blended.
All are skillfully and scientifically compounded.
Its value is due to our method of manufacture and to
the orginality and simplicity of the combination.
To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine.
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FOB SALE BY ALL LEADISU UJlUOaJSTS.
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A New Milk Adulteration.
A new milk adulterant has heen dis
covered by the dairy inspectors in use
in Minnesota. It is called giseogen,
and is composed of sugar, lime and
water. It has the effect of making
milk appear richer than it is, as the
lactic acid in the milk turns the lime
to a thick white substance that as
similates with the milk and Improves
its looks while it does not injure the
taste.
Hard Place to Build Railroads.
The difficulty of railroad construc
tion in some parts of Africa is illus
trated oy the fact that on the Free-town-Mattru
line in Sierra Leone
eleven steel bridges had to be built in
a distance of thirty kilometers.
The Truth of It
"It's my opinion," said Mr. Medder
grass, after complimenting the grocer
on the fact that the store bad been
furnished with a new stove for the fall
loafers, "that some o' these here navy
officers is workln' for the coal trust. 1
b'lleve that's why they didn't tell
Schley about their coal supply hold
in' back on him till prices went up
another half dollar on the ton;" Bal
timore American.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Genuine
Carter's
yttle Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
5ea Facsimile Wrapper elow.
Not Up in French.
Willis I prefer to eat a la carte.
Gillis Ah! I see you frequent lunch
wagons.: Boston Herald.
Answered.
"But how do you pass your time?"
asked the lady from the city of the re
tired business man who had settled
on a farm.
"Well," said the retired business
man, "I spend a good deal of it in ex
plaining to inquirers how I get along
out here." Somerville Journal.
Vasry eaamU mmd ma omay
to take aa aagaz.
CARTER'S
CJrmE.
IflVER
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIZZINESS.
FDR RIUOUSNESS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THECOMPLEXIOR
r patgrn I OaKJVUJZVB MUSTHAVIJUOmatuhC.
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
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Old-time Droughts.
The first great drouth on record
happened in 678, and the two succeed
ing years, when, according to the rec
ords, there was practically no rain
fall in England. In 879 the springs in
England were dried up, and it was im
poBBioie for men to work in the open
air. In 993 and 994 the nuts on the
trees were "roasted as if In an oven."
Automobiles Scarce in London.
Automobiles have become very
scarce In the city proper of London in
oonspquence of the application of an
old ordinance forbidding self-propelle.i
vehicles from going faster than throe
miles an hour. -
Very Queer.
"It's mighty queer that Frank Tick
leton should turn out to be a default
er," remarked Tenspot.
"That's what it Is," added Bunting.
"Nobody ever heard him alluded to as
'Honest Frank Tickleton.' " Puck.
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j SWEETEN
I THE STOMACH ?
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VEGETABLE I
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ALL DRUGGISTS.
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PloONoT'
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pwcureww
IonstipatjonJ
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are
tha
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moiv bjw-. i.i uiri line tunny, 1 HKJ
remove any bad tasfe In the mnuth,
nig inc uimiiii avvi'.-L afiu peri URIHI. J
a pleasure t') take Hum. and they
lined eijtciauy vy cmiurtn.
sweeten the stomach bv clfanslna-
mnuth. throat and food rhnnm-l Th.i
means, they stop utiriiKPstcd food from
Kourltis; In the stomach, prevent pus form
lug In the bowels, and kill (Jltf.uae Kerma
or ar.y kind that breed and feed in tha en
tire systerm.
are purely vegetable and contain no mer
curial or other mineral poison. They con
slut of the latest discoveries In medicine,
and form a combination of remedies nn
eojialed to make the blood pure Hnd rich.
cicau nam ana utauuiui com
plexion.
tone tha stomach and bowels and stir vo
the lazy liver. They do not merely soften
tne stools and ciiuwi their discharge, but
strengthen the boweis and ml tin m inta
lively, healthy condition, making their ac
tion natural.
never grip nor gripe. They act quietly, pos
itively and never cause any kind of uncom
fortable feeling-. Taken regularly they malts
l2e ,YeE,act ,reB"lrly and naturally as It
should. They keep the sewerage of the bodr
properly moving and keep the system clean.
Increase the flow ef milk In nursing- moth
l' Mi.the.,mother al'' a "ablet, It makea
her milk mildly purgative and has a ml 14
but certain effect on the baby. In thie war
they are the only safe lazatlva for tha
nursing Infant.
taken patiently, persistently, will cur anr
form of constipation, no matter how old or
now often other remedies have failed. The
are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case
or purchase money will be cheerfully re-
cost 10c, 25c, Boc a box. Samples gent free)
for the asking. We publish no testimonial
but sell Cascarets on their merit under ab
solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a
bo; to-day, or write ua for free samples
and booklet.
Sssrsai STSBLISB BIHEDT CO., CHICAGO er IIW Toll.
$100 RFWARO Pai any reader of thi. paper who will re.
vpiVVf 1 - tlU port to ui any attempt of substitution, or aale of
.... v . , " omethuig Just aa good" when Cascareta are called
tor, ana furniah andaace upon which w ua convict. IU correspondenc confidential.