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About Wallowa chieftain. (Joseph, Union County, Or.) 1884-1909 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 6, 1902)
Impaired Digestion May not be all that is meant by dyipqitia now, but It will be If neRlected. The uneasiness after eating, fits of nerv ous headache, sourness of the stomach, and disiireeable beiehing may not be very bad now, hut they will be If the stomach is sufi'Ted to grow weaker, IF3Ppsla is stub a miserable dlsenae that the tendency to It should be Riven early attention. TThis is completel? over come by '. Hood'sSarsaparilla w hiih slreii(,'tbens thewbuJeUigestivesysiein The Worm Turntd. Petitist (to pntiont from Wnybiick) lid you ever take gas lie fore? l'utient Ixiok here, nmnrty! Thnt j(il:e'n pone fur enough. Yon bin t:i 1 k i n u to tliut fresh hotel clerk, ain't von? A (innri Way to llcijin 1908. 'li'Biie the system, purify the lilnorf and rep. nlnif i he livei, kidneys, stomaili ami nou-cia with I lie Hern ineilii'ine, i.hi luld Ti'b. tlitis in turiiig health mid liu,iiiiesi for the New Year. Need Going After. "To you believe that all things come to him who waits?" '"No" replied the hustler, deei sively. Tretty neurl everything that a limn wants doesn't come to him who waits, hut the things worth having come to him who gets up and humps liiiiibetlf. " Chicago News. Why experiment with untried reme dies for pain? lse Wizard 0.1 at once, aud lie happy. Your drutrgist has it. Former White House Mistresses. Hesiding in Washington at present are three former mistresses of the White House Mrs. Letitiu Tyler Soniple, daughter of President Tyler; Mrs. Harriet Lane Johnson, niece of .lames liuchunan , and Mrs. Ulysses S. Grant. IV lull All n Happy New Year. The happiness thai amies with ennd health Is Biven tn till ho use Nature's gut liarlielil J en. This llerh Cure elennses the svstem, j.ur ilies tiie blued and removes the cuusu of dis ease. Sounded Familiar. I lou wretch! lou miscreant! You worst of all villians!" exclaimed the heroine at rehersal. The heavy villain, who had just joined the company, look patiently aggrieved, and said : "Excuse me; is that in the part, or are you acting ns stage manager?" Washington Star. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best retnedv to use tor their children during the teething period. A Rap at Kipling. A London writer, annoyed by hav ing to search for the sense in Kip ling's latest verses, declares that the "poem" seems to be "an attempt to translate four intelligible lines of prose into fourteen unintelligible lines of verse. " DEAFNESS CANNOT HE CFKBD Py local applications, ns they cannot reach the disca ed portion ot liiu ear. There is only one way tneiire (h arness, and that is by constitu tional remedies, lieatuess ia caused bv an in lliiineil condition of tli" mucous liuine of the Kiistm-liiaii Tulie. When this tutie fcets in-tlaim-il von have a rninblinu Mititiil or impc:-ii'i-1 h"iirin(.'. and when it is entirelv closed ii'nii(.-s is result, and unless the inflaiiiuia t inn can he tiikcn out a net t i i.s i ube rest-ired to its not mill coiiditiou, iiearitit: will bedestruretl lorever; n in- cases out ot ten are caused' by canirrh, which, is tiiitltiiiK hut an inllauied conilitiolioi tiie milcmis surfaces. W w i II sctve One Hundred Hollars for any case oi ii'anicss(cniised i- oitarrh) that can not t.c cured bv Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend ior circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY Si CO., Toledo, O. Sold by DrugKista, lite Wall's Family Pills are the best. A Dinner Dance. Mrs. Swell Do von know whpm Mr. Dancer is Mr. H rnwii ? Wp ! Want him to complete a set. -Mr. Jirown hen I saw him a ! moment ago, Mrs. Swell, he said that he was headed for the free Innnli i counter that is, for the banquet hall, j luuy 1 call lam for you, Mrs. Swell? The Oldest and Best. S. S. S. is a combination of roots and herbs of great curative powers, and when taken into the circulation searches out and removes all manner of poisons from the blood, without the least shock or harm to the system . On the contrary, the general health begins to improve from the first dose, for S. S. S. is not only a blood purifier, but an excellent tonic, and strength ens and builds up the constitution while purging the blood of impuri ties. S S. S. cures all diseases of a blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Chronic Sores and Ulcers, Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum, Herpes and similar troubles, nd is an infallible cure and the only ntidote for that most horrible disease, Contagious Blood Poison. A record of nearly fify years of successful cures is a record to be proud of. S. S. S. is more popular today thau ever. It numbers its friends by the thousands. Our medical corres pondence is larger than ever in the history of the medicine. Many write to thank us for the great good S. S. S. has done them, while others are seek ing advice about their cases. All letters receive prompt and careful attention. Our physicians have made a life-long study of Blood and Skin Dis eases, and better understand such cases than the ordinary practioncr who makes a specialty of ni lie disease. We av'.loing great good to suffering humanity through our consulting de partment, and invite you to write us if you have any blood or skin trouble. W'e make no charge whatever for this service. THE SWIFT SPEGWiO CO. ATLANTA. 6A. I fey How Many There Were. 'Oh, mamma!" exclaimed little Johnny, as he rushed into the house, "there are 2(K)dogs in our hack yard." "Are you Mire that there are that many?" asked his nmther. "Well," replied Johnny, "there is our dog and another one, "anyway. " The' Union Idea. "Did you tip him off to the po lice?" 1 "iMire," answered the confidence man. "Why?" "lie's a non union safe Mower." SISTERS OF CHARITY Use re-ni-iia for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Catarrh A Congressman's Letter. Pr. Hartman receives many letters Lnited States. A recommend recently in I h't.rnir. Minli nxwla f,,l l,-....o . '444aa4044 Z Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir "The young girl who used thi Peruna was suf fering from laryngitis, and loss of voice. The result of the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and after farther use of the medicine we hope to be able to say she is entirely cured." SISTERS OF CHARITY. This young girl was under the care of the Sisters of Charity and used Peruna for catarrh of the throat, with good results, as the above etter testifies. SISTERS OF CHARITY All Over United States Use Pe-ru-na for Catarrh. From a Catholic institution In Ohio comes the following recommend from the Sister Superior: 'Some years ago a friend of our in stitution recommended to us Dr. Hart man's Peruna as an excellent remedy for the infuenza of which we then had several cases which threatened to be of a serious character. "We began to use it and experienced such wonderful results that since then Peruna has become our favorite medi cine for influenza, catarrh, cold, cough and bronchitis." SISTER SUPERIOR. Dr. Hartman, one of the bent known physicians and surgeons in the United States, was the first to form ulate Peruna. It was through his genius and perseverance that it was introduced to the medical profession The Boy Could Direct Her. Lady Little boy, can you direct me to Blank's shoe store? Small Boy Yes'm. You go right down this street till you come to a drug store. Lady Yes; and then Small Boy Then you go in the drug store and look in the directory. Commonplace. "Some people seem to think he's a genius." Oh ! he can't be. He's too method ical." "Is he, really?" "Very. Somebody gave him a silver match safe over a month ago, and he still keeps his matches in it." Philadelphia Press. The Proof. Then the defiant militant spirit took possession of the devoted miss ionary. You think I'm a pudding!" he cried. I'll show you j am not!" The proof of the pudding is in the eating!" rejoined the savage darkly. Detroit Free Press. He Would Enjoy It "Did your father use to whip you when you was a boy?" asked the youngster who had been chastised. "Did he?" repeated the old gentle man, reflectively. "In those days parents were made of sterner stuff, and he used to whale me with a strap." The boy's eyes brightened instantly- "Gollv!" he cried. "TM lil-o see him do it now." Chicago Post. Objected to Insects as Food. Little Edith had never seen m lob ster before, and when diuing at the home of a playmate she was offered a portion, she politely replied: "No, thank you; 1 never eat grasshopper." Municipality Owns Utilities. The municipality of Geneva manu factures its own gas, owns water works and furnishes electric light and power to the city. The electric power is obtained from the Rhone, on which river the council has established an elaborate turbine system. from Catholic Sisters all over the received from a Catholic institution Detroit. Mich., tlrt ft tOfit of this country The following letter is from Con gressman Meekison, of Napoleon. Ohio: The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum bus, O. Gentlemen : "I have used several bottles of Peruna and feel greatly benefitted thereby from niv catarrh of the head, and feel 5 encouraged to be lieve that its con tinued use will fully Congressman Jjavid Aleeklsoli. eradicate a disease of 30 years' stand ing." DAVID MEEKISON. If you do not receive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hart man, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Colum bus, Ohio. Not the Same. Cholly I understand you said no girl would ever marry Gussie Gayboy or me because we were too fastidious. Miss Peppery You didn't catch it quite right. I said you were two fast idiots. Philadelphia Press. I do not believe Piso's Cure fur Con sumption has an equal for couphs and colds, John V. Boyeb, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15, 1U00. Rats and the Dog. Gentleman (indignantly) When I bought this dog, you said he was splendid for rats. VVhy, he don't touch them. Doe Dealer Well, ain't thnt splendid for rats? Tit-Bits. DO YOU WORK IN THE WET? THE ORIGINAL OILED CUOTMINC- ' It ;-,'. sure PPOTrrTia ON SAie r?tf UTM AND IS ti&k tIACt FOR SERVICE. Iook ton AO CATA.0SUES PRCt SHOWING FULL LINE OF GARMENTS AND HAT3 ' A.J.TOWERCO.,B05TON,MA5S. Ivi UUHtS WHtKf til HSf HIIS. oust v.uuk u ojrup. 1 USUifl uuou. VH I in lime, fold tir flriiitiflHta. Money for Her. Mr. Gill I dreamd the other night that I was going around in rags. Fortune Teller Ah! that means money! Mr. Gill Does it really, madam? Fortune Teller Yes iml.Vt d. line dollar, please. Philadelphia Press. FiTC Prmnrntl)r CnrM. ,io f ti mc n-rvcnnt a'l'r (l.H liir'1KofPr hilta'M'.r-l rrt. I!"' 1WI.1 MKItKK J.Otl llll UlTlr.ii.UlwU Dtt.ll. Ii Klik. Lll..ttli nhM.. PluLkltli'hia.l'fc Trmtful in Some Thing. Brown It's curious about people's lieliefs. They will uive entire ere- denoe to the most absurd things, and put no faith whatever in the mot-t obvious truths. Black Yes, I've noticed it. There's Green, now. He hasn't the least confidence in hash: but he'll eat all the croquettes and mince pie that you can set before him. Bostou Transcript. A Chrlatman Pinner That W Not Katon because of indigestion; this sorry tale would not have been told if the system had been reir ulated and the digestion nerfeeted bv the use f Nature's remedy, liarrield lea. this won derful Herb medieiue rures all forms of stom al h, liver aud bowel derangements, eleanse the system, purifies the blood and lavs the foundation for long life and eontinued Kood health, (iarlield 'lea is equally good for young aud old. Jungle Talk. "Hello! Where are you going?" cried the lion as the fleet footed stag dashed by him. "01l I'm ilist tmvpliner tnr nyr health," panted the stag. "Why do you ask?" My friend the ticer invited me to participate in a stag dinner party to day, and I was wondering if you were the party." Automatic Locomotive Stoker. An automatic locomot ive stoker huo made its appearance on the Pun. handle and it bids fair to make the hrenians position a sinecure. Desnite the fact that the contrivance is said tc be tirovine a success, there is nn talk of doing without the services of nremen. wno will be expected to take more part in the lunninir of the en. gincs. provided the fuel is taken care of. Harder. Author There! I've finished thnt, novel in three weeks, and now I must not be interrupted for six months. His Wife What are vou cointr to do now? Author I'm going to write a short story. Harper's Bazar. - ' A Gentle Little Knock. "Ah, yes!" sighed the young poet, "when I'm dead I suppose the people who neglect me now will be making pilgrimages to my grave." "Why?" she asked "to make sure that the news is not too good to be true?" Chicago Iiecord-Herald. The Most Suitable Present For an Oregonlan is At Our New Store, 2S0 Washington Street. West of JOHN ALLESINA, Portland. 309 MORRISON STREET. (Two 10c 25c 50c. ALL DRUGGISTS. APPEN Sk fiiB'i"'i ii mi ' wi in'M lTT Ti r I 1 1 M ! i h re. Ill, bad ald, wlua I II It I" asomacli, bloat.d koweli, f.ol .U 1 . "1bea'j loalljra.Ilon, plmpl.., palna after rating, liver (rouble, aaflovv cosuplcxlaa and dlxslneaa. tl haat raur bowela den't mora raarai larlf yoii i atra CfUlnsr aiek. natlpallon kllla anare peopla ihan all other allaesism taajatkar. It Is m atarter fur Iba rlironle alliiaenta and lonar stars of aarTrrlna; that coma afterwards. N malter wbat alia you, atart taklna; (il( iHHTS to-day, for ton will never rt well and be well all Iba tituauutll yo.,J,Ht J,,?r bowea rlelit. Talis oar adrlee; atari wltb CAM AHKTS lo-day. under aa absolut cuar antes to cars or money refunded. Thtv Kntw. Pashaway Did you tell the Brin derloy that I was going to call there last night? Cleverton Yts. How did you know? Dashaway The wrddins; present I gave them was in the front parlor. Town anil Country. Dealing in Mouse Whiskers. The business dune in mouse whis kers is considerable this year. for thrv a re used in the making of the won derful new fly for fishermen the new .gray gnat . And they are expensive nearly two cents a whisker Trout rise very much U'lter at mouse whis ker Hies than at the same "gnat" dressed in jungle-cock hackles, which look very much like them.. A Lrnon in Washing. Pliny the Great could ace things in front of his nose as well as afar olT. "I notice that the women rub the washing in cold water," be wrote one day. "Let them heat the water, and the alkali in tl.e soap will be freed and take far betterelVect." And only after that did women knew how to wash. Before Thty Ripen. I Sue Brett Where did you spend I your vacation 7 Hani Lett Tn the country. Sue Brett Havo a good time? Ham Lett Sure. It was a genuine pleasure to find a place where there were only fresh eggs. Chicago News. Women in Tobacco Factories. There are twenty tobacco factories in France three in Puria on, I tl,., others in the large cities. In LS'.I!) tliey employed 17,184 hands, l.r,7:J2 of whom were women and girls. Be sides these there are 714 persons em ployed as directors, overseers, fore men, etc. A Lawyer's Witty Reply. The Green Bag tells of a lawyer who was about to furnish a bill of costs. "I hone" said the client, wiio was a baker, "that you will make it as light as possible." "Ah." said the lawyer, "you might perhaps say mat, io tnu ioreman ol your establish ment, but that is not the way I make my bread." Goat Herds and No Forests. Greece pays dearly for her goats. They are everywhere, and wherever they are young trees can not grow, says the Forest Leaves. The holm oak, for exainpe, if left to iUc-lf at tains a height of thirty or turtv foot but it is usually kept down by the goats to llie dimensions of a shriib,'at the top of which they continually gnaw. An Allesina Rust-Proof Umbrella. Tiie I.arKent Exuluaiva Umbrella Emporium CliieaKo. Stores.) 1!86 WASHINGTON STREET. that dreadful fiend that threatens the life of rich and poor, can attack and kill only those whose bowels are not kept thoroughly cleaned out, purified and disinfected the year round. .. One whose liver is dead, whose bowels and stomach are full of half decayed food, whose whole body is unclean inside, is a quick and ready victim of appendicitis. If you want to be safe against the scourge, keep in good health all the time, KEEP CLEAN INSIDEl Use the only tonic laxative, that will make your bowels strong and healthy, and keep them pure and clean, pro tected against appendicitis and ALL EPIDEMIC DISEASES. It's CAS CARETS, that will keep and save you. Take them regularly and you will find that all diseases are absolutely PREVENTED aHuaMsadBaaAlsMsaMBMa- GUARANTEED Imllnr saedlrlne la Ik. will -ell f jlcttm-m ii i.o.d, antrailiu you a, .t.m. lou tb, ns as u.x ... Iti. rui.lr box tm iii kVi.i .. u- h when, y.u uari-hu.ell 11. ?,! r ,U drunal.t IV... For The Farmer The Gardener and The Housewife no- , ... i .. ' evu):-i. 1,. I 1 ii.liMmv kind v., i.l I D. M. FERRY A CO. Detroit. Mich. HOOSIGR DRILLS Are bestberame they arethornnghir well mada o( best material. Are airoiurr and heavier Ihan outers, heuee more diiiaMe. The feed is absolutely aeciirale, reliable and (m-ulve, ami ill son ftiiiie iiiaiititv, un or don u lull or on Kile hill. llooMer Drills are elieiipi'il hecansa liKsT. We keep full moek ( repmri at nrlnel !'' roluls in the Northwest. Catalogue free. MITCHELL, Ll-WIS & STAVLR CO. First and Taylor Sts. Portland, Oregon. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon. Voolol Morrison Straab Can g-Ie too th best banralnn In BngKies. Hows. Hollers and KniiitM, Witmmills and I'unins and (iinmrai Machinery. See us before uuyinf. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY rui Hand, Oregon. Founded IS7U. i Nome School for Boys. Military and Manual Training. Write for lllUHtraled Cntnloituo. ARTHUR C. NL-WILL, Principal ...Columbia University... Academic and Collegiate Halls. COUKSKS-Clasaleal, Literary, Helen tills am Commercial, lor particulars apply tu REV. E. P. MURPHY, President, 1'iilverMly :jark, rortlnnd, Oregon Holiday Resolutions ftKE Kccloy Curo feure relief liom liquor, opium and totMMW faftbltA bona lor partlaularii Kseley Institute. AZX N, 1'. N. V. Nil. 1-1UOJ. WHEN writing tv Bdvoriluera plomtm mention tlila i.aper. v BY NEVER SOLD IN BULK, -r was sola. aow ,, r. over six mini.. ...ij. h i!, i. "?l'.r ' sir .i;"nr,l 2!;., hV? fmUh jeur. tnal.r lh,... ... dol aT..""'?" ."""". ?r orr A!'!?? Xou..w".' ill"' BU-ll.l-1 n-
