Eczema How It reddens the skin. Itches, oores, drips and scales! Some people.call It tetter, tuilk crust or alt rheum. The suffering from It Is sometimes In tense; local applications are resorted to they mitigate, but cannot cure. It proceeds from humors inherited or ac quired and persists until these have been removed. Hood's Sarsaparilla positively removes them, has radically and permanently cured the worst cases, and is without an equal for all cutaneous eruptions. lloou's flLLD n the best cathartic. J"ric iiceuiX Emperor William's Soldierly Habits. Emperor William is a soldier even when he goes to hed, for he sleeps on a regulation camp bed, such as his otlieers use. The hed clothing is of the rough regiment pattern, fie re tires at 11 p. ni. and is up and dressed soon after 5 a. m. Hamlin's Wizard Oil Co. send sons books free. Your druggist sells the Oil and it stops pain. A High Standard. They have a new way of testing the quality of whiskey west of here They inject three drops into a jack rabbit, and if he doesn't lick a bull dog in six seconds the goods are re jected. Crary, N. D., Courier. CITC Pannanently Cured. Ko Ills er lierTOurorr II l after lint l' i.if ir. kllDrV(;rnt Nenrf Restorer. Send for FH EK Si.00 triul luittlranil treat, ise. lu.R.li KLit.l.ul..Kil ArchSt.. Philadelphia. !'. As They "Coo" Together. He Well, dear if I am a fool I can't help it. She Hut you can help showing it, dear. Other men do. Life. I'iso's Cure i? the best medicine we ever used for all Htlectiims of the throat unit limps. Wm. O. Knikji.ky, Yaubiireii, luu.. Feb. 10, liAJU. Conclusive. Street Car Conductor So you think you ought to ride for half fare? Little Edith Yes, sir; I'm a twin. Mothers will find Mrs. W'insiow's South ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children during the teething period. Money for Her. Mr. Gill. I dreamed the other night that I was going around in rags. Fortune Teller Ah, that means money. Mr. Gill Does it, really, madam? Fortune Teller Yes, imbed. One dollar, please. Philadelphia Tress. MOWS THIS? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fornnv case of (attarru that cau not bet cured by Haii'a Catarrh Cure. .,F- CHENEY c- Props., Toledo, O. e the undersiitiied. have known lf. J. cu'-nov forth.- pan lr.y-ars, ami believe htm pencil. y noncnihie in ill business transacts in. ami tin ancially aide tu carry out any obligations made by their firm. WaWcfc Tri:ax. . Wholesale l.ruuKists, Toledo, VtAl.lllNO KlN.NAN ifc MAKVIN, Wholesale In:fri;;is, Toledo. O. Hall sCntarrh Cure is taken im.Tnnllr.iiot i nir directly on the blood ami muomis snnnees of the system. Price 7.V per hot tie. t-uid bv all dniKcists. Testimonials, free. Wall's Family 1'ilis are the best. English Fruit Culture. Fruit culture is often conducted on a large scale in England. A liiiiim fucturur of jam and jelly has a thous and acres at Iliston, near Cambridge, employing at times 8U0 hands. The factory is in the center of the fruit farm. n T$ ,,"1 There is a certiir la disease that h.u sjai -s throiurli maiiv co:i turics (.n I i f?N older that: S .'ii liistorv iLsi-::'. yet very fun outside ol those who have learned from hitler ex perience know unvtiiinvf of its na'.ure ot tliaracteristics. At first a little ulcer ot ore appears, then glands of the neck or rroins swell ; pimples break out on tin breast, back or some other part of the body and fill with yellow pustular matter: the mouth and throat become sore ami the tongue is at all times badly coated. Headaches are frequent, and muscles mid joints throb and hurt, especially during damp, rainy weather. These are some ol the symptoms of that most loathsome of ill diseases, Contagious Elood Poison. This strange pois- UOntaglOUS on does not affect Blood Poison nllali,Hf : siC are literally eaten up with it within a short time after being inoculated, while others show but alight evidence of any taint for a long time after exposure, but its tendency in every case is to complete destruction of the physical system, sooner or later. S. S. S. is a safe and infallible cure for this bad disease the only antidote for this specific poison. It cures Contagious Blood Poison in every form and stagt thoroughly and permanently. S. S. S. contains no Mercury, Potash or other harmful minerals, but is strictly and entirely a vegetable remedy, and v'e offer $1,000.00 reward for proof "that it is not. OUR MEDICAL whieh was ortab nrPARTMrvT llsired yearn fc.ee, work In reliaving- suffering. Give our physicians a short history of your case and aret their advioe. This will cost you nothing-, and what you say will be held in strictest confidence. With their help and a oopy of our book on Oonta-srious Blood Poison you can manag-a your own case and cure your self OA homo. SwIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, 6a. Holiday Resolutions TAKE lb Kocley Cure sure relief bom liquor, opium and tobaoo fcsbiu, bead tot partiooian to Keeley Institute. J.rVMJdW;?.'' 4jsm'.aljai!ag bunts nntnc All ttat rsiis. fj Best Cough bjrup. Tastes Good. Use J 11 ...tin. ruin 11- iiruKKi-is. RUSSIA'S VAST GRAIN AREA. Fertile Plain in Kl?ria T ice as Larce as Ju p in. The Trans-SilM Tlnn Koad has boen en gineered so that it rims through the richest part of the territory, writes Kev. Peter Miu-Queen In Leslie s Week ly. The name Siberia stands for nil the Asiatic dominions of Russia except Transcaucasia, (l'rnnscaspla and Tur kestan. It is nt present divided into the following provinces: Western Si beria. Including the governments of Tobolsk and Tomsk, in the basin of the Ob Kiver. Its area Is -Jimmo squa.e geographical miles. The southern p:irt of these regions, lying Immediately east or the Crals, stretches far south to ward the Khirgiz Steppe borderland and the region known as Harharu. Over an area twice as large as Japan this Western Siberia plain is composed of black earth, and has scarcely a rock or 6tone. This black earth, or cheruoziom. Is the real treasure of Siberia, and makes the western plain the granary of Russia. Wheat, rye, oats and barley are grown lu large quantities; crops of many fold were reaped last year. The two things that militate against the crops are the lute frosts and the want of snow In winter. But when I rode through the wheat fields in June the land seemed as rich and prosperous as Dakota. For hundreds of miles, even up as far north as Toblsk, at 59 degrees, I saw nothing but grain fields growing green. Winter wheat is seldom sown, but spring wheat Is sown from April 10. Frosts In the wheat area generally be gin in September. The land Is tilled by the fallow-land system: thnt Is, one sec tion Is sown without fertilizing for ten years, and then allotved to lie fallow for ten years. RICH MAN FLEES TO ESCAPE MARRIAGE. Alfred Belt, the diamond billionaire and friend of Cecil Rhodes, has been driven from England by mothers who have disgust ed hlni with their attempts to marry him to their daughters. Tjhere is har-lly an un married woman of noble birth of prominence In Eu rope whom he hiss not been reported as engaged to wed. At last, it is reported, he has declared his rage at It all and has tied to his villa at Salso Maeciore. ALKRED BEIT. Italy. Cecil Rhodes Is his oulv cuest. and he will Invite no woman, be she mother or maid, to his retreat. Belt was born In Hamburg in isrs. He went to Kimberley iu 1875. attract ed by tales of the vast wealth of the diamond mines, and It was he who first organlzel the gigantic monopoly that has made fabulous fortunes for him self, Rhodes and their associates. Hail lteeii There All the Time. One of the "Hy men" at the central police station was given instructions several weeks ago to "bring in" a young mini who had a criminal record. The detective knew his man and had re ceived information that he was in the city. A detective working under an Instruc tion to arrest a man when found does not usually devote all his time to the search. lie puts the warrant Into his pocket and depends upon eiicouiiterins; his man sooner or later. If he has 110 vlier work on hand he occasionally drops inlo the resorts such as are usual ly fit vot ed with the presence of men who have been photographed side and front. One morning the "fly man," while on his way to his room, met the long sought crook at the front stairway of the building. "I want you," he said good-naturedly, "but I didn't expect to find you here." "This is where I live." "For how long?" "Since 1 came hack, six weeks ago." "Well, you're a bird. I live here, too." Both men were touched In their profesisonnl pride one that he could search for weeks to arrest a man in the same building, the other that he should rent a room next to a "fly man." Mil waukee Sentinel. Rubber Heels lor (Soldiers. From a regimental surgeon in the French army comes the suggestion that all military boots should have rubber heels. He has been Investigating the effect on soldiers of marching with the regular step as they do In a disciplined body, and finds that it causes an In definite repetition of a shock to brain and bones. This is much more harmful than an Irregular walk, and to it he attributes the peculiar aches and pains to which the men are subject. Experi ments made with the rubber heel boots show that the brain jar and other un pleasant effects are so much diminished as to give the men great relief. The "Vigilant Dragon." Nervous folk will welcome the so called "vigilant dragon" which is not unlike a small brass shelled tortoise, it is. In fact, a dome gong table bell, with spiked legs, and with a spiked dragon's head. When a bedroom door is closed the spikes are placed In the tloor and against the door and then the dragon's tail just touches the lloor. This tall Is connected with the bell clapper, so that if any one endeavors to open the door from outside an obstacle is met with, and the alarm given. When the anxl, ms watches of the night are over the fT'vigilant dragou" becomes a re poseful bell for the writlug table. Good will Is a quality you should try to cultivate In your rich old uncle. ftJP Ft Doubled Up, "We are twice us much advanced as our ancestors." "No doubt X.f it." "In ball games especially. The game of 'lives' was a favorite sport with them, nnd now tennis." rhila delphia Times. Habit. Sniffles I cannot understand a word your friend savs. What is he? A Russian? Billies Whv no. He's a guard on the "L" road. Temporary Escape. Editor (on new paper) There's one great pleasure in publishing a new paper. Owner What's that? Editor We escape all those long letters front "Old Subscriber." Advertising Petitions for Pardons. The governor of North Carolina has notified the people of his state that all petitions for the pardon of convicts must first be advertised for some length of time in the newspa pers of the locality where the offender lived or where the crime was commit ted. Had to Keep Both Lighted. He looked down in her wonderful eyes. "Light of my life!" he faltered. "Nit!" she answered. "No turn out the gas tonight. Top's been kickin'." Indianapolis Sun. Temperate. Ruzchard Er did you ever see a sea serpent? Biffkins How dare you sir! I always know when I've had enough, sir. Boston Tost. He Understood. She I'm going over to. South Bos ton to call on Mrs. lloptborp. He Hasn't she seen that dress yet? 11 Thc-5dfa production of a laxative of known value and distinctive action is rapidly growing in public favor, along with the many other material improvements of the age. The many vAo'&rVvc-Il informed must understand quite clearly, that in order to meet the above conditions a laxative should be wholly free from every objectionable quality or substance, with its component parts simple and wholesome and it should act pleasantly and gently without disturbing the natural functions in any way. The laxative which fulfils most perfectly the requirements, in the highest degree, is Syrup of Fids The sale of millions of bottles annual'y for many years past, and th; universal satisfaction which it has given confirm the claim we make, that it possesses the qualities which commend it to public favor. m mi .r;: y .:... . WEATHERWISE, OTHERWISE! WHY DON'T YaU SA!? MACK oo rtucnr Awn irrro mv BEWARE Of IMITATIONS. LOOK ft AfcOVt TRADE HAUL a. e CATALOfiUEi TREZ w" Snowing Full Line, of Garment and Hati . A.W.TCSTCg CO., BOSTON. ttAii.Tl SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. St Mefen's Hai! PORTLAND, OREGON. A Bnnr.li.ia- ami l)y s. ho.,1 f,,r Olrla. Hiina Nermi.1 K iiidi'rgrin 'Iraiiiinir Iit-part-meiit, which will have a M-araie renidencc for ki..ucrt'Hrt( n rlnsM-a ti.ia rail. 'I he B.iar.iniK tti'liurtini'iit provides a cl.c.-rfu! aie1 w.-ii ar-raio-'cd home for young ladies, for Catalogue or oiIxt iiiiormHiion ai-ilv to MISS iil.tA.NuK TKliBhTTS, Principal. BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY Forllnud, (jregon. Founded 1B70. Mh Koms Schcol for Boys. Military and Manual Training. Write for Illustrated Catalogue. ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal ...Columbia University... ! Academic and Collegiate Halls. j COURSES Classical, Iilterary, Seleutiac aud i euiuuiciu.nl. iu. )ari.uuiar! apply 10 REV. E. P. MURPHY, President, University Part, Portland, Oregon. N. P. N. O. Na, 601901. WUKS wrltlnr t sdvertlacrs plesss suutiao this pa pen mmmi WORLD'S OLDEST j The Order r( the Thitl. REIGMSG SOVEREIGN. I The Order of th? Thistle consists of the sovereign, British princes and Now that Queen Victoria Is dead, the onlv 1(5 knights. It is the small, st Emperor of Austria, who was 71 years f the thr.e gnat orders ,.f kniglit old on August IS. Is the sovereign who , hmxl in point of iiumlvrs. but the has had the longest reign In Europe at ' oldest. :f !'!! ' tsSa'S mm imfihob rimi Jour. the preseut time, for be has been oa the throne for nearly fifty-three years. He has the reputation of being one of the hardest-working sovereigns In th world, and this has been characteristic of him all through his long life. Th First When their first son was born Adam is thought by some critics to have remarked, not without much acerbity : "Red hair! Wouldn't that jar you. " ell, I m not presenting you with any gold headed Cains, if I know myself," retorted Eve, affectine in difference, albeit secretly niortilied to death. Puck. Not Always Gold That Glitters. Mother Why, Georgie, I'm ashamed of you, rubbing off the kiss that Margery gave you. Georgie I ain't rubbin' it off; I'm rubbin' it in. ..': - .,. J,;V'.;-..;T,'''.;-.'Xr-.-:r ' 7 Pcm. Ill 1820 pens licgiin to lie made by Gillott, who manufactured tlicm of steel linely tcmjicrcd. The jien was liaiid made tliroujiliout and, though very inferior to the machine made ar ticles of today, was still it great ad vance upon the iron barreled pens that had been previously made. At Breakfast "Bridget, did you call the boys?" "Indade an' Oi called thitn ivery thing Oi cud think of, hut they wudu't git up." Brooklyn Life. Hit Comment. Mrs. Scrappington (in the midst of her reading) Here is an item which says that in Patagonia a wife can be purchased for one dollar. Mr. Scrappington Well, there may be wives in Patagonia that are worth that much. Harper's Bazar. Worse Than s Widow. Charitable Old Lady Poor woman! And you are a widow? Beggar Worse than a widow. ma'am. Me 'ushan's livin', an' II have to support him. Tit Bits. Just s Beginner. She Has she many friends in society? He Oh, yes; she hasn't been in long you know. Smart Set. A Usual. Teacher Johnny, if cakes were 20 cents a dozen and I gave you 10 cents, ' how many would you get? ' Johnny None. I'd get candy. ' uoston iieraiu. The Savage Husband. "It has been my observation," said the Savage Bachelor, "that a man is due to feel his cheapest a short time alter his wile begins the conversation bylcalling him 'dearest.' "Indian-i apois Press. i I Prisoners in British India. No fewer than ,riN7.SS4 prisoners were in the prisons of British India in 1S'."1 r.KKt. an im-rea-e ol 'H2,(i(! over the nuitiNr of IS'.'l. Of this huge total only 24.5.V were females, which u a smaller proporitou than in western countries. The Hero. "Who is the hero of this piece?" asked the man who was coming out of the theater. And the manager thoughtfully re plied: ''The man who is putting the money." Washington Star. up Ready to Experiment. "Iid you know that you can take an ordinary bottle tilled with old Bourbon and by holding it firmly and horizontally with the left hand and striking it sharply on the concave bottom with the other hand, force the cork out?" "No. Where can I get such a bot tle?" Cleveland l'alin Dealer. Hard to Identify, "That is Jimmy's hair," said the Football Player, laying out his troph ies alter tne game, "and this is Bil ly's nose, and this is Tom's ear, and ; this eyebrow belongs to young Rttsh ' er, but for the life of nte I can't iden tify this finger." Baltimore Ameri can. , Strong Men. Miss Tourist e You have sonu strong and rugged tpyes of manhood out in this Western country? Stage I (river Yaas, miss, we hev I men out hero thct don't think it's j nothiti' t' hold up a railroad train. I Ohio State Journal. s jcc-llfcrxcG is due to the originality and simplicity of the combination and also to the method of manu facture, which is known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and which ensures that per fect purity and uniformity of product essential to the ideal home laxative. In order to get always buy the genuine and note the full name of tne Company California I'ig Syrup Co. printed on the front of every package. In the process of manufacturing figs are used as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal virtues of Syrup of Figs are obtained from an excellent combination of plants known to be medicinally laxative and to act most beneficially. rv i-rCarxcisco.Ui.,. Lcubvillc.K. t frw YorlU?.Y fjr by Ml dn.'f' Price fifty certj per boUl. at . - KSTAHI.IKMhl) I7U. c. p. nunmiELm & sons. 12B tocord St., Ha mi- Wnmhlntjton, Portland, Ormgon. Tho Leading and Roliablo Fur Hops of tho Norlhwoat. liirl'oaia. Ch,c, Collurettea, Ho, Ktc, Made lu all tint KaMilonaMu Hum. rur lriiiniiiiiK. Hoi,.., and ICussa. Send for Catnloguu. atsyKiira remodeled and repaired. Write us. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carte rs Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of Sem FsoSimlls Wrapper Below. Tar saBall amd a mtay to tsJLS u aogax. FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION ' IMC I mLZWmM HUM rUV y3 MATUWC. ' iLLUU US USN S9.II- CURE SICK HEADACHE. Patents Send no Money But s model or drawing with a description. nd we will advise yon. J. 8. Duflie pnpp i V.O., ii;epi. A) vv aaniugion. U. V. x-- CARTER'S vITTLE , IflVER iter- ! What is j Ovaritis? A dull, throbbing p.-tin. accompanied by a seller .if t.-iiilcrtiess ami heat low down in the si.le. with an occasional : shuotimr pa n. indicates infl imni;it ion. tti cx.iiniiKititiii it wilt in- found that i the region of ji.iin shows some swell ing. This is live tirt,t stage of ovaritis, in'lanim.ition of the ovary. If the niof of your house leaks, my sister, you have it rived nt once ; why not pay the same respect to your own lsty '.' You need not, you ought not to let youi'M-lf go, wheu oue of your own bcx M. AHk Aston. holds out the helping hand to you, and will advise yon without money and without price. Mrs. I'lnkhim's Inbora tory is at l.ynu. Mass. Write a letter there telling all your symptoms and get the benefit of the greatest experi ence in treating frma'.s Ills. " I was suffering to such an extent from ovarian trouble that my physi cian thought an operation would b necessary. "Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Com pound having been recommended to me, I decided to try It. After usin several bottles I found that I was sured. My entire system was toned up, and I suffered no more with ray ovaries." Mas. Anna. Aston, Troy. Mo. - aitmiiTM ru 'sun ' i i am J IN I'd It I'll It A II ill lB'JU. HOOSICR DR1LUS Are tieat hecanre they are tliormiKlily well made of tent material. Are airoiieer and li.aviar tl.an otners, hence mora durat.le. 'Hie feed ta al.Holiitety accurate, rellahle and poslllve, and Mil) sow same quaintly, up or down hl l or oil Sl.teliill. Hoohier llrilla are i-heaeht hecatus litvr. We keep full slock of repairs at prlnc.1. I al points In Ihu Noithwest. L'ataloaue live. MITCIILLL, LtWIS & STAVIIR CO. I irst and Taylor Sts. Portland, Oregon. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, foot of alorrUoa SliNa Can give too the beat liurnaios la llikiif ifn. i'io!i. 1. uners ni r-niima. Win inilli ami l'uniin sitl (intieral Machinery, bee us be tore buying, The Farmer The Gardener and The Housewife f Thcreostalltllnm.r. n... ' F ."-' wortli a urr,il ilml u,J 1 f eciywl,ere. luua aumud frea. ' III;.!. III., drill,. Uru ....... .1.1 O. M. FERRV A CO. Detroit, Mich.