WALLOWA CHIEFTAIN. kODII BOX, PablUhar. ENTERPRISE OREGON. It Is possible now to wire back borne from the Klondike for funds. A Congressman Is not necessarily rich when be bus Ills pocket full of bills. If King Edward will only give tliem trial be can get barrels of patent meil lcines free of charge for a testimonial. Tbe latest fad in methods of walking Is called tbe gracile glide. You fade up the street in a way tbut makes tbe fool' killer fairly perspire. If we were to tax the capital stock of corporations resolutely for a few years probably that would tend to squeeze out most of the water. By long practice the Sultan of Turkey has learned tbe extreme limit of safety in standing off the man with the gun before promising to come down. Tbe people who contributed a million dollars to that Boston get-rlcb-quick firm will find no sympathy among peo ple who do not seek to get niucb for little. An English scientist declares that frequent bathing of the person thins the bair. Probably be took the auar- clst as a starting point and reasoned backward. To say what sort of clothing a police man shall wear when off duty Is car rying tbe idea of government so far that It would undoubtedly shock Mr. Jefferson If he were alive. A Chicago girl declares she got mar ried without kuowiug It. There are lots of ladies who would be glad to lind out that something of the kind had hap pened to them when they weren't look ing. Nearly 17.000,000 American children are attending school. This is almost one-fourth the population of the repub lic. There Is a connection between this fact and the other so generally ac knowledged, that this Is an enlighten ed and progressive nation. When we recall the obstinate resist ance made to the exposure of the abuses of hazing at West Point and the persistent efforts to discredit the al leged causes of the death of Cadet Boos, aud finally tbe strong opposition to drastic measures for the suppression of the evil, it must be recognized that to the press of tbe country, which gave publicity to this evil. Is due tbe great credit for the Improvement which Col. Mills reports. The Boer war has demonstrated that the notion of military affairs in Eng land Is wrong and that of warfare obsolete. If we may trust report the famed armies of Germany and France are not ordered on a much better un derstanding. Tbe old European Idea of massive formation, of automatic pre cision in drill, of parade excellence, still answers tbe ideal. Armies, bow ever large, made up in this way can make little impression on tbe loose for mation, accurate individual marksman ship and Individual initiative that char acterizes the Boer army. If one may call their commandoes by the name of army. Tbe experience of Buffalo Is discour aging to those who are planning similar undertakings elsewhere. But great ex hibitions should never be projected with any Idea of immediate profit. The Cen tennial did not pay for Itself, j-et it was one of the very best investments that rhiladelphians ever made and of incal culable benefit to the whole nation. No one can pretend to estimate the univer sal gain from the great Columbian fair. If only in tbe aesthetic interest it awakened, and Chicago has profited from it largely, although It must have involved at the time a heavy financial loss in that community. The value of an exhibition is not to be measured by its receipts and expenses, but by its character and influence. An evidence of higher civilization In our universities Is seen in the fact that Cornell has adopted resolutions against all petty and indiscriminate rushes. The single rush which is to take the place of ita senseless predecessors Is an organized rush in which two teams of fifteen men each endeavor to get pos session of a flag. Tbe struggle Is to last only for a few minutes, when the team having the larger number of hands on the flag Is declared the win ner. This solution of the rush problem Is settled in a rational and democratic way. The students themselves saw the senselessness aud brutality of tbe old sport and made their own rules as be comes citizens of a free government. On tbe very day when Cornell reached this decision the authorities of McGlll University, Montreal, met and decided that undergraduate rushes must be given tip. It Is a significant fact that the spirit of self-government In the Uni ted States accomplished in a far more creditable way the end sought to be gained in Canada by law and external authority. The Dutch have taken Holland" Is not so much of a truism as it seems. They have taken a part of It and intend to take a great deal more. There is a project on foot for draining the Zuyder Zee. The undertaking has been a sub; Ject of discussion in Holland for more than half a century, but now it has taken on a more practical shape and is to be a political Issue. About fifty years ago Haarlem lake was drained and more than lti.OOO people are living on what was once the bed of tbe lute. Zuyder Zee. which contains more than 1.30O square miles, was of trifling ex tent until All Saints' day in 1U47. when the North Sea swallowed up a large tract of country. 8o the Netherlander in shutting out the sea are only re claiming what rightfully belongs to them. It Is not yet decided whether the work will be done by Inclosing with a dike a large tract now under water and then pumping this Into tbe sen or by constructing one great barrier dike and reclaiming tbe Inclosed area by installments. The latter plan Is the more ambitious and more expensive, but doubtless more economical In the end. It would require eighteen years and the cost would be J40.000.0tK). It is proposed to raise the sum by loan anil to pay It off. principal and Inter est. In sixty years. The patience, en ergy and thrift of the Netherlander make the big enterprise thoroughly feasible. In soug and story their mer its have been recognized, and It was not without reason that Goethe In his greatest poem made the Dutch the type of an industrious, happy people, the possessors of a free soli gained not by conquest over a weaker people, but by an honest wrest from the shallows of the sea that which was lawfully Its own. Man might as well imitate the habit of the foolish canine aud bay at the moon as to attempt to prevent hall storms by the use of explosives or by any agencies that are uow under his ( control. This Is the substance of the advice embodied in a recent statement issued by Prof. Willis L. Moore, acting Secretary of Agriculture. The state ment was called out by manifestations of renewed interest In the subject In various parts of the world, particularly In France aud Italy. Attempts have lately been made to prevent hailstorms by the use of explosives from especial ly designed cannon, but all have ended In failure. Prof. Moore calls attention to the fact that scientists in both Eu rope and America have shown the Im possibility of interfering with the great processes of nnture that are going on in the atmosphere. Basing their belief on such knowledge of the forces of na ture as science has revealed, they af firm that no explosive that can ever be Invented by man will be powerful enough to prevent hailstorms. The at tempt to prevent hailstorms In this way Is as futile as the efforts of the "rain makers" of a few years ago, who were seized with the notion that the use of high explosives would attract clouds and produce rainfall. Thousands of dollars were expended In these absurd experiments only to demonstrate that Jupiter Pluvius pays no heed to man's puny but noisy efforts to Interfere with his plans. The hail shooters. It is ob served, are using practically the same methods to dissipate the clouds that the rainmakers used to attract them or produce them. Hall prevention and rain making are beyond the reach of human skill and daring. They repre sent processes of such vast and poten tial sweep as to mock the efforts of man to control them. AGAINST FREE TEXT-BOOKS. Judge Neely of Chicago Makes De cision f Importance to chol. Judge Charles G. Neely, who has de cided that the Chicago Board of Educa tion has no right to give free text books to the children In any of the grades of the public schools, is one of the most distin guished jurists in tbe West. Judge Neely was born at Benton, 111., in 1855 and was edu cated in the State University at Champaign. After JUDGE 3EELV. his graduation in 1SS0 he at once began the study of law, and was soon admit ted to the bar. His maiden case was tried In Cook County. Judge Neely has always been an advocate of a judi ciary free from political considerations of every kind. A Man of Metal. The "Iron Chancellor" has disappear- sd, says the Westminster Gazette, but there Is still a Teuton very much alive who is "a man of iron" in an almost lit eral sense of the term. This came out a few days ago when a young German porter bragged at a public house that he was a man of iron, since a sports man had discharged at least ninety grains of shot Into his back. He would have nothing to do with surgeons, wherefore his brother had removed about half of the "load" by the s'mple expedient of cutting the shots out with a knife. The story was presently brought before the authorities, and the porter was medically examined, with tbe result that his story proved abso lutely true. His back and anus were "larded" with lead balls, which he car ried about without any .discomfort whatever. The reason for his reluc tance to approach a surgeon seems to have been that tbe sportsman who bad thus marked him was a gamekeeper, and it was while he was on a poaching expedition that 111 luck thus befell bim. Diamonds in Kails. Microscopic diamonds have been found in worn steel rails of the North eastern Railway Company In EmHanri that were being experimented upon to find out bow much strength the steel bad lost The world gets easier every day for tbe women; they no longer have to get out of bed at night because they forgot to set yeast for pancakes. . :3bS3- fo rj3 HE Itch for the feel of a shotgun 11 attacks the shooter Just as surely nnd regularly as hay fever grabs its victim. Some men get it in August and start out after plover. Others es cape till September brings the chicken season. Still others do not come down until the approach of winter brings the ducks and puts Bob White on the eli gible list. A good many chronics have it the year round and give a rest to nothing that wears feathers. A crowd of up-to-date sportsmen look more like desperadoes starting out to hold up a train than respectable mem bers of society. These tougb-looklug citizens are clad in canvas, moleskin, and corduroy that looks like the break ing up of a hard winter. There is noth ing disreputable In either of these ma terials, but no shooter really gets 'at tached to a suit till it is ready to fall to pieces. In fact, you can usually tell just about bow good a shot a man is by tbe dilapidation of his clothes. This outfit Is finished off with any old kind of hat and shoes, a weather-beaten and scarred gun case, and a disreputable old leather or canvas bag with as much shape to it as a potato sack and of great capacity. Like as not the sports man leads a shambling old dog by a chain, and together they make a pair you would not care to meet on a dark night Yet this same disreputable-looking cbnp Is likely enough a good citizen, a loving husband, and a fond father. It is possible be may have worn a pink coat on the golf links, and been tbe admired of all tbe fair sex. But now BAQOIXa QUAIL. he has deserted the ladles as entirely as he has shed his pink coat; mighty few petticoats are seen in these out fits. There are a few women who hunt with their husbands, buc they are few and far between. Woman doesn't take naturally to the joy of the hunting field, and, besides, when the chicken fe ver gets into a man's bones, he hasn't much use for the sex. Hunting Is a relic of savagery, and tbe truly masculine man wants to get off by himself when his fingers itch for the feel of the shotgun. And yet queerly enough, though woman does not care for bunting, she admires the hunter Immensely. To her he repre sents the strong man, next to tbe sol dier, and strength seems always good In a woman's eyes. The man accepts her admiration, but white be really en Joys her company at times on the ten nis court and golf links, and tolerates it on a fishing trip, he looks on petti coats as decidedly out of place when be starts out for the prairie or the marsh. Perhaps this is the reason why be gets himself up in a costume in which no woman would look at him twice. Long before minstrels sang tbe glo ries of the chase, or courtly edict made bim master of the feast who first struck the royal game, hunting was a favorite diversion of our ancestry. Re searches that unveil pre historic man, show him pursuing the sport of kings with rude weapons of stone and flint From that time to this the deep-mouthed bay of the hound and the winding of the horn have been accounted a sweet music of tbe forest Poets of all times have caught Its inspiration, even the staid Jouson lauding It as the noblest exercise, making one healthy, active, courageous, self-reliant and free from the evils that thrive where the mind and imagination have to supply the pleasures of life. And the blood of the sportsman runs as warm now as when some rude chief tain or half-barbarous Diana led the course. But It is not to tbe sentiment or history of bunting that this article addresses Itself. Neither Is it proposed to visit the haunts of tbe wild boar re served for Imperial sacrifice, to follow the hounds over the range within which he Is predestined to give brave men and fair women a holiday, nor to visit the exclusive preserves that go with a patent of nobility, where favor ed sons of fortune find ready at hand the prey that Is nurtured that they may revel in its destruction. It has to do with the game and sportsman of our own country, where mountain, meadow, stream and lake are accessi ble to all who keep within the laws that are framed to perpetuate their pleasure. Among the wild ducks, as a table de licacy, epicures that are connoisseurs give the cunvas-back a place of un questionable supremacy. Conjointly with the toothsome terrapin It holds the honor of conferring upon Baltimore the title of gastronomic capltul of the nation. Though this idol of the edu cated palate ranges the Atlantic coast even to tbe Ice-bound regions of tbe north, the odds are overwhelming that If it be shot outside of Chesapeake Bay or the waters of the Susquehanna as they open into It, the game will be so tough and fishy as to be ordered away wben served. This Is through no pe culiar virtue of tbe water In tbe bay or tributary river, nor Is it the result of climatic Influence. In the shallows there are found vast beds of wild cel ery. Feeding upon It gives to the canvas-back, and also to tbe closely re lated red-head, the exclusive flavor which tickles the cultivated taste. As a rule genuine sportsmen there shoot from "blinds." which are any sort of artificial concealment in a boat or on shore, and use decoys, while the mar ket gunners carry on their slaughter with the aid of "sink boats" and night reflectors. In the wholesale methods of destruction employed by those who kill to sell there Is little to attract the sportsmen: a statement that is true wherever water fowls are shot. Belonging to tbe same royal family with the canvas-back are the mallards and teal, fqund abundantly in many States. No other ducks are so widely and familiarly known as the mallard. Before the opening of the spring they Degin their migration from the South, flying swiftly while they travel, yet tarrying wherever Inviting conditions present themselves until Instinct as sures them tbut their destination in the far north is comfortably habitable. Mallards arc frequently found before departing for the south reveling In corn fields, grain stubble or wooded places. The mallard never affords a daintier dish than when fattened from such buses of supply. They are shot from boats, over decoys and from blinds on shore. Tbe sportsman who can call them is In luck, nnd he who knows best the ways of the wary duck will briug back the most game, for he can find It in a snow storm, at the ice holes. In the open water or at some of Its haunts on land. The swift-flying Teals, the blue-winged that comes in the earliest fall, and tbe hardier green-winged stays until winter has positively asserted Itself. They are a luxury on the table, but it SHOOTING Is an old saying that there Is no use of sending slow shot after them and only the keen sportsman brings them In. There Is the gaily-feathered Wood duck. Gadwall, Blue Bill, Black Pated and numerous others that can only be named In passing. Be sure of your gun, your shells, your boat your decoys, your dog and whatever aids to game getting you may have in your equip ment. Bagging the prairie chicken in these days Is a very difficult proposition from the old-time easy shooting over a dog on the stubble-fields, and tbe man who brings home birds has earned them. The reason of this is that the prairie chicken has adapted his habits to his surroundings. No longer does he stay In the stubble-fields, an easy prey to man and dog. Nowadays he hides in the cornfields, and It is no joke to find chickens In corn six to eight feet high, or to shoot them when found. The best chicken dog that ever came to a point Is practically useless in a corn field, and when tbe covey gets up 'tis much like taking a snap shot at a woodcock In tbe tall brush. 1'ou've got Just about one second of actual time Z'i. 11 . . Alt . BRINGING DOWN to do business In then find tbe covey again if you can. Tbe only time to catch the chickens out on the stubble Is just before dusk, and on the first alarm they take to the corn. No game bird Is dearer to the heart of the true sportsman than what is popularly known as the quail. Let the savants of natural history dispute whether he be quail or partridge. His "Bob Vhite" can be heard from one end of the land to the other. One hard winter with deep-crusted snow works greater devastation among the quail coveys than can all the men with dogs and guns that take to the field. The farmer boy who pots the quail when they go to the stacks and barnyards to feed is another enemy of the quail, but be is among the evils against which the law has Intervened and the sturdy little bird must be killed in legitimate sport or not at all. You can scarcely go amiss In pursuit of quail in case you know their ways. If the weather be fair the birds will be on their feed ing ground at sunrise, among the stub ble or in the rag-weed patches. About 10 they have satisfied their appetites and seek the sunny side or some covert by the nearest stream where they can . ,x find drink ana enjoy tne pleasure or repletion. Here tbey are hard for tbe dog to find, and tbe shrewd sportsman will he content to wait until 2 or 8 o'clock. After a rain, oo your hunting on tbe uplands. If the weather has been dry, seek your game in the vicini ty of water that drains the lowlands. The proper management of dogs and guns means the bagging of plenty of quail, and you 'can look for them on almost any countryside, for the "Bob White" thrives with civilization, and promises to always be the game bird of tbe country. To shoot him requires quick action, a steady nerve and, espe cially on a cross shot an appreciation of the fact that he flies witn wonderful rapidity. The finest dark-n;eated bird that files Is the woodcock, the little russet-coated fowl that bus no song and seeks no companionship, and yet is as eagerly sought for by tbe keen sportsman as Is the trout, tbe grayling, and the small mouthed bass by the angler. Woodcock Is at a great premium for the table with the epicure and the bon vlvant, but it has an Instinctive way of foiling ' the ambitious hunter. It Is not at home to the casual wanderer through fields' I and woods, and must be sought for In : the deepest and most tangled swamps, where it bides at the approach of dan ! ger and can only be induced to take wing by the nearest approach. Then i It whirls away in the lines of a cork screw and no bungler Is going to bring It down. The surest place to get Mr. Woodcock, who runs all family affairs, when you can find him there, is in the alder paths and other less-Impeded low grounds where he industriously bores for the worms that are his almost ex clusive diet. In tramping for wood cock in a country like this, where game Is plenty, you ore almost sure to rout out some partridge nnd are thus given sport by two of the most "difficult" birds that attract the hunter. Though the snipe is very nearly re lated to the woodcock and, like It, is regarded as one of the daintiest mor sels that can be set before a lover of good living, there Is a wide difference In their appearance as well as their haunts. The snipe Is essentially a bird of the open and Is very rarely found In PRAIRIE CHICKEN'S. cover. If it can locate a fresn meadow where the soil Is rich and the crop of worms prolific, It Is sure to make this a feeding ground while the attraction remains. You can detect one of these haunts by the Inspection of paths or other bare spots, for tne snipe leave their trail In the tiny holes bored by their long bills in the search for food. They also frequent the vicinity of springs and such portion of murshes as are not overgrown with rushes. They are not easy to shoot for they rise in a zigzag flight, twist, angle, dip and ascend till they are away In a head long course before any but the experr enced sportsman knows Just what he should do. Were It not that the wood cock nnd snipe were fated to disap pear as the encroachment of civiliza tion robs them of their restricted feed ing grounds, they would divide honors uu tne quail In the esteem of the hunter. Perfectly Formed Face. A perfectly formed face Is one-third forehead, one-third nose, and one-third upper and lower chin. A man doesn't mind being a fool as long as he doesn't know it I I II It It'll .. 'M CTI tS. . I ' I MALLARDS OVER DECOYS FROM A BLIND. Mm