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page Four
Camp Adair
Friday, May 19, 1944.
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’By B “Sirt.'GeMttd Schaefer
(Continu«.! irom page 1)
Two civilian employees of the Pest, both of Post Engi- the stage «rf Theater 2 aad
(Forward—Of coarse the Sentry had to make a mistake neers, were this week recipients of $25 awards for their
’Miya. Della»s.” to the.«
le ihred hours later,-
tn pietaring the’ifttrodneWon 4f< GI Life in Rhyme Feature, uugxestions which, in the opinion of the awards committee, , • -----
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later, ad
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(Co. F, 274th inf.)
told the4M0 at the Fidd!
bat, naviRjc our‘face, now-ß’Stt. Schaefer apologizes for-us,
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“That no eonfaxion may arise
we puMMv apologise
this little journalistic crime
for switching aketMios 11 ■< J
in ladt waM's “G I 'Life in
We bet you didn't fail to see
Rhyme.'
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NO. 1 —MILKSHAKES
The pretty girl« who mix the shakes ,
have really got what it takes.
They rouse the man within the male
with out a doubt. Without a fail,
Don’t think it is a cinch to date them,
You try. You’ll find you underrate them.
The weak is still the stronger sex.
(I tried the Officers’ P. X.)
NO. 2 WAR TIME MOVIE
At No. 5 some lovely creature
Plays “Sweater Jane: a double feature.
She puts, on battlefronts afar
her silhouette against the war
and raises, as she goes through Hell
the boy's emotions and morale.
Somewhere along the final reel
some lucky guy will cinch the deal.
One word of warning: need I mention
war. ain't a celluloid invention?
NO. 3- FORGET WHAT?
The Service Clubs, both 1 and 2
are just the place when you are blue.
With song and dance you soon forget
what hasn’t even started yet.
Iha library which is right by it.
will supplement your mental diet.—
For »retting dizzy in the crown
better make the nearest town.
NO. 4—THE SAME OLD STORY
I say, old boy! Obi hoy. I say.
This one’s about an English play
performed by folks who came in lorries
to re-enact civilian worries.
They talked through the entire plot
of girls. And how they may be got.
Regarding that, it seems to me
that people are like Infantry.
NO. 5—COME ONE AND ALL
’e on the ball and take your chances
t Friday’s weekly Field House dances.
It’s all for you, completely free,
with loads of femininity.
X meeting may, with tact and patience,
result in beautiful relations.
If "picking them” should make you ner­
vous
just think of the Selective Service.
$>) &
k
i
will result in savings in’the hui:»*--------------------------------- - '
"I “•It has been great .to
program of Army Service Forces trolled by a long rod placed inside you, and I mean it, but th«e'«
'to stimulate ideas aiding the war scrap water pipe. It removes ob-y little time left, so we gotta t
stacks in drains, sewers, manholes! He wasn’t kidding there,
I effort.
j and other acoaaible- locations.
The Winnahs!
troupe has - been practically
Commendation Letters
•They are C. W. Govro. heating
Head run for the entire toar,.i
Letters ’ of commendation • for wgs cl imaged .and closed by
dogartmeal. a ho dev med a c<wu
bmazion future and wteel heat­ their »«ggewtions were dndared showijigshere.
er xhaker. and Leongvd H. Wil­ ■ for Oliver Hemphill, heating de­ | A highlight- Of the perfori
partment. Post Engineers; Bar- 1 was the appearance of a i
son. plumbing department, whose
I ara Clark. Station Hospital; Adair GI, Pfc. Luther BalUet;
Claude Jorgensen and Hemphill; • 276th Infantry Regiment, who
Device Pays
and Pvt. John B. Spangler, 1st “This Is a Lovely Way ta i
Bn. H<|. Co.. 274th Inf.
an Evening.” Although be had
Pvt. Spangler’s suggestion dealt sung professionally before,
with conservation of paper hags Balliet went over perfectly,
and the simplifying for issuance of Benny; backstage at the brox
field and other rations. Jorgensen- said, “The boy has something.
Hemphill's suggestion dealt with
All of the cast remarked th
the use of a wool dust collector to seemed particularly easy to ‘
catch waste lint.
out” before the GIs of Adair,
The committee did not elaborate they weren’t loath to do it
on Hemphill’s other suggestion.
Maestro Infiltrates
Miss Clark’s suggestion was relev­
The “official" broadcast |
ant to a streamlined procedure for gram featured a typical Be
the sale of defense stamps.
trip through an infiltral
Awards up to $250 for civilian course, in which Don Wilts
employees, which involve numer­ extra avoirdupois proved to
ous “choices” for enlisted men and the butt of the day's prize j<
for officers, are permitted for all
Phil Harris, of the curly '
Sicnil Corp« Photo who submit ideas on devices or im­ and Faye inhibitions, told sev
C. W. GOV RO, whose combina­ plements which will assist in the stories and sang, among o
tion furnace and water heater war effort by conserving manpower things, the “GI Jive’’ to both
shaker device earned a $25 award. or in the elimination of waste, et al. diences. Mary Livingston's
pearance was brief but clever,
device will remove obnlacle.
cheater, in his usual fashion,
Gadget
Saves
from clogged sewers.
ored the show mightily, both ’
Govro’s suggestion is a non- [
jokes and songs. Don Wilson
breakable combination shaker made
the usual Grape Nuts roll in
of scrap steel pipe. It is shorter
voice, plus being the target
and handier than a type formerly 1
most of the major Benny salliei
in use. The committee reported !
The group arrived by staff
that the savings would be well1
from Portland during Sunday m
above 6500 for installations, thus
J ing, immediately went to The
justifying a 5 percent award in .
2 for dress rehearsal of the br
compliance with CPR 103.
cast.
Wilson’s ingenious development,
They were then guests of M
for cleaning clogged sewers has a
General John E. Dahlqnist at
: grab hook on one end, which is con-
70th Division Officers’ mess,
, it was back to Theater 2 where 1
'ny and Harris starred in an
I proinptu prelude entertainment
GIs before the broadcast.
In the few hectic moments
fore the broadcast began, Be
and one of his corps of writ
| played Casino on an overtun
Signal
Cnrp«
Photo
"musical picnic." first ever
THE DEVICE M \DE by Leon­ packing box backstage.
by Hq.-QM Cos. of SCU, will ard H. Wilson. Post Engineers, to
several hundred GIs, their remove obstacles from clogged sew­
wives, children and GI GFs to Hel­ ers earned him a $25 award.
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mick State Park Sunday.
The park is five miles out on the
old highway 99, toward Independ­
ence.
Big Picnic Sunday
For SCU QM-Hqs
In Helmick Park
Max Brand, GIs'
Favorite Writer,
USAFI Extends Courses , Killed in Italy
To Cover US Internees
All hands are to meet at 1000 in
. Frederick, Faust, better kr.cwn
front of the orderly room fur trans­
Washington (CNS) — U. S. mili? Max Brand, who was two year i
portation (mciuding guests). In
the big day are planned such items tary and naval personnel who are chosen as their favorite writer
Jas music by the SCU band, games, prisoners of war or internees in men of the Armed Forces, 1
Genevieve ia beautiful, but beau-w
chicken dinner, 3.2 (suds tn the il­ neutral countries now may use the Tuesday night in Naples, I
ty should never disturb an Army [“JOHN N.M I DOE" NO LONG EK literate), plus a softball game, QM educational facilities of the U. S. from wounds received when «
Courts Martial proceedings
Private “John N.M.I." Doe is no vs. Hq., badminton and volleyball. Armed Forces Institute, the War by a mortar shell during the
This Genevieve discovered last longer with the Ninth service com­
Ion
Santa Maria last Th»
I
A committee, working with Lt. Department has disclosed.
week when »he became tlw unin­ mand.
| night. The noted author w
The
shipment
and
distribution
of'
Lawrence H. Hoerres, new com­
vited guest during a serious case,
[this material is being handled by brother-in-law of Tee4 O. B. (.
His three middle "initials” have pany commander. Lt. Walter J. [the War Prisoners Aid of the Swanner. Hq. Co., SCU 1911,'
caused delay in the procedure and
in general proved that in many as of now been stricken from the Dugan, Lt. W. L. Anderson and 1st I YMCA, a member agency of the described Brand as “th«' kind
Sgt. George Jacobson are S Sgt.
respects the female of the species records at the headquarteis of Ma­
fellow that everybody liked,
Barney Abrams, plans; T Sgt. Milt i National War Fund, the WD said.
jor
General
David
McCoach,
Jr.,
can confuse the issue as well as the
was 61. Hi- had lived tn "Flor
commanding general of the Ninth Weinstein, transportation; and An Education Center is being es- Italy, 12 years previous to the
male.
tabbshed
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I
it Geneva. Switzerland,
S Sgt. Lester Moss. chow.
service command.
it was not Genevieve's fault of
whei t- the ] program will bg carried I During his 25-year career l
“
NMI
”
in
Army
parlance
¡xi
■ writer. Brand’s .books have .
course that the door was open, that
¡out.
it was a warm day. that there was for “No Middle Initial.”
Urider tl hi- plan, thousands of ■ published in every language
But often enough to c«nfu
no sign over the door reading "Stay
-tan» iaril a nd spe- ia! textbooks and which books have been print
acting Army records, it apt
Most famou* for his Dr. Kild
out.Jl'ourts Martial in session.”
iff
UOUI1
(CNS)
Not mor.
<-?d\ air i-e u shinned ■ , serie., he wgs a noted WTe*t<
interspersed with periods. S
Weeti
Thing* wen- at their height. The
original : 2« Office
Bd. Lai
“Private John (NMI) Do«
writer and the author of “Des
ole
will
b.
prosecutor was delivering his ad­
' in opera
MV«
hem-table disc)
Rid«-a Again.”
dress. The air was tense, then
■-
« the Wa
ai
I His last work for Warner Bm
in walked Genevieve. She carried
ed ai
rra w<s “Uncertain Glory,
herself erect and proudly, head Better l.ate Than
‘ Will be uni
for his friend. Paul Lukas,
England (CNS)
high, ejtes brown and determined
those
Ft Riley, . Kan-.
i’ with military intelligence in
Purp -e of her intrusion ia a mil- j Mullaney won the
Iry). F M->n r. Va . * Coast
Fun In Topeka
itary secret. She did look over tom» gallantry i ì action 26 years ago in
ry) and ( mnn Hou. <i, Tex
ta. Kans. iCNSl—A “Hug
official papers. It is possible, but the^hattle «t Apremont, Fihnro, in
Deatrr yei ). Soon to join
was held here recently at
191«.
But
the a wan! wasn't made
< Cold
Farewell
not hkely, that Genevieve would be
irv the MP OCS at Ft. Cus-
bond rally. It cost 60 cents I Houston, Tex. (€NS>—when
I
until
the
oth<w
day
when
Sgt.
M
li
­
herself court martiailed for thi^
the
Arti-aircraft
Artil-
ip- to hug anyone between I rvuPie of priesner« seeaped fro
brva< h of militaiy etiquette But bane y was g.ven the medal at his
t Camp Davis. N C.. the
» of 15 and 50. 25 cents from
j 45th birthday party. He ha« been
city jail, the warden sent
one thing can be said:
farfare Service OCS at
0, fl to bug another man’s Cuard and two ulowdhourxi« aft
in
the
Army
19
years.
Genevieve, Camp Adair’s deer,
Arsenal. Mr^ and the
<he)or girls two for a quar- ! them. He hasn’t seen the pnaorwi
sure as hell teased doe into the
•wee OCS at Ft. Knoa.
weman lecturers free with ’ke guaid or the Noodhou-
A bvnd bought is $4 mved.
leavening of juMiee.
ao throw in.
Serious Charges Confront Dear Genevieve, Who
Boldly Barged Into Courts Martial Room
since.