CampAdair Sentry
Thursday, May 20,1943.
Paire Two
Notes From a Soldier's Sketch Book
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of Camp Adair, Oregon, under supervision of the Post Special Services
Office. Financed by the Post Exchange.____________________________
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It has been ruled that owners of
dogs and other pets will not be
permitted additional meat rations.
Every dog may have his day, but
it will have to be meatless.
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A civilian insulted me the other
day by offering me beer.”
What did you do?”
Swallowed the insult!”
Major Carl B. Foreman.............................................. Special Services Officer
Sgt. Bob Ruskauff ..................................................................... Managing Editor
Sgt. Ravmond C. Johnson, Pvt. Harry Klissner .......... Associate Editors
T/5 Don Lynch ......................................................
Staff Artist
A Crumby Yoke!
Gold brick’s proverb: Half a loaf
is better than no rest at all!
—Fort Dix Post, N. J.
To The Ladies — Re. Insignia
This Hits Home!
The war is a funny thing,
Whimsical, with a tragic sting,
That hits every person
The whole world over,
From the depths of the Congo
To the White Cliffs of Dover.
—The Bombardier,
Sioux City, Iowa.
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“I thought we agreed not to ask these fellows about their politics.”
A Mit In Der Hand
Is Worth Two In Der
Bush, Huh Mor rie?
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ANSWER BOX
Right on the Bit!
Publisher: “Did you cut down
that farm story to a thousand
words?”
Author: “Yes sir. Even the cow
gives condensed milk in it.”
Great Guns!
A gangster is a fellow with gun
ning little ways.
Hitler Hurries
In Europe now they are re-arm
Q. Will my wife receive her al
Cpl. Morris Weldon was told to lowance from the government, if, ing everything but the Venus de
reverie and reveille?
Milo.
report to the Station Hospital for I’m sent overseas ?
7. Is the speed of a highly- I
YANKWIZ
A.
Yes.
Payments
are
not
af
!
an examination. The swamps were
trained boxer’s punch nearer
Out in the Open
dry,
for the sun was out. Twas a fected by the fact that you’re in
By Bob Hawk
f
10, 20 or 40 miles an hour?
service
overseas.
She: “A woman’s physical charms
Quizmaster, “Thanks To The i I 8. Let’s say that you were born in perfect day. Spring was in the air!- ’
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are
her chief weapon in the battle
At Cpl Weldon’s side was-a black
Yanks,” Saturdays, CBS
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1900 and celebrated your birth
Q.
My
brother,
who
was
inducted
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of
love.
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and white pup, the mascot of the
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.. writes
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... j He: “Well, you'll neve? be ar-
day yesterday. How many birth
into
the ' Army
G ently,
that
«Me..«..
Special Service gang. “Why take
days have you had ?
he was accepted on “ Special As- rested for carrying concealed wea
1. I am going to make three state
an ambulance,” said Morrie’s “in-
signment.” That’s new to me—can pons.—Ford Ord Panorama. Calif.
9. Every time there is a birth in side voice,”
ments about Iceland and you are
commonly called the
you
telK'e what it means?
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the U. S„ are the chances near
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to tell which of them is true:
subconscious mind. “I’ll heed your
A. “Special Assignment” means
er 1 in 100, 1 in 500 or 1 in 1,000
Always a Way
a. It is about 400 miles from
suggestion,” cried Morrie light-
a .man is qualified for general serv-
that twins Will be born ?
A
new
technique
of collection was
heartedly.
Scotland.
. ice in the Army, but cannot meet
10.
Why
can
women
swimmers
practiced
by
the
doggie
who de
-b. Its Atlantic harbors rarely
With the pup, Cpl. Weldon start
requirements in the Navy. It has
withstand
exposure
to
cold
freeze to the exclusion of ship
ed down the road—-hospital bound. , no cohnec-tion with the duties to manded payment for a long out
water better than men ?
ping.
Morrie’s artistic mind observed the which he will be assigned in the standing account.
“I can’t give it to you now,”
c. The interior tableland is 11. Here is a description of a movie fields — ah yes, tho^e l»eautiful Army.
was the answer, as usual from the
actress. Can you name her?
largely a barren grassless
fields. Even the devil’s grass and
buddy.
With flowing locks
desert.
weeds looked good to him this
Q. I am a Regular Army man
“Give it to me now,” replied the
!
morning.
Her
gaze
she
blocks,
2. What is meant by the expres
and my hitch is up in three months.
ingenius
creditor, “or I’ll tell all
And cuts in half
Starting through the fields with When the war is over will I have
sions — Dutch Treat — French
the other guys you've paid me.
The sight she hath.
the pup, he threw sticks as he was to serve six months extra ?
Leave — To get one’s Irish up?
walking along. Spot also had the I A. There is no discretion made
3. What language is spoken by the
Think It Over
spring spirit and would retrieve between Regulars and selectees in
Flash: We’re Quoted !
largest number of people? (It
Pride, of all others, the most
Lead-off article of the current them. Strolling along, soldier and this matter. Everyone is in for the
isn’t English, which is second.) I
dangerous fault
dog were surrounded by under-' duration and six months.
4. What is the difference between War Bonrd bulletin distributed
brush.
Morrie
threw
a
stick
Proceeds
from want of sense
into
throughout the Ninth Corps Area,
a toro and a torso?
or want of thought.
Glycerine was found in 1779 by
quoted in full the War Bond article the thicket. The pup brought back
5. Which is thicker, a new nickel ran in last week’s Sentry. We take a baseball mit.
—Montreal (Canada)
K. W. Scheele, a Swedish chemist.
or a new fifty cent piece?
Daily Star.
To
relieve
your
curiosity,
Cpl.
our bow! And run another perti-
The
earth
’
s
weight
is
computed
Weldon
arrived
at
the
hospital
and
6. What is the difference between 1 nent War Bond Article this week.
returned safely. Morrie was still at six sextillion, six hundred and
Ain’t It The Truth?
light-hearted and through his wan sixty quintillion tons.
“Ever since the last war, we
dering brain rang: “The under
have been living in a woman’s
For Guard Duty at Swamp Adair
brush that grows in the spring, tra
world!
—J ohn Erskine.
(Ed. note—Apply only in winter time.)
la, is the fairest that I have ever
seen, tra la.’’ He was in high spirits
Clean Subject
My general orders are:
but realized that “A Mit in Dei-
Soft soap has cleaned many a
1. To guard the swamps by night or day,
I Hand Is Worth Two in Der Bush!’’
guy.—Fort Niagara Drum,.N. J.
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And keep everything from floating away.
2. To wade my post from bank to bank,
Submit Ideas
And shoot everybody above my rank.
We// Done
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3. To give orders freely, and row any louse
That current Army campaign to
Just read where Germany is-
Who won’t obey them to the Guard House.
encourage enlisted men to submit
dropping leaflets on England again,
4. To call for help and keep out of sight
ideas for improving tactics, equip- 1
stating that the submarine is win
If some other guard gets caught in a tight.
inent, or anything else in the Army l
ning the war for Germany. "Adolf
5. To stay at my post, though I starve or drown,
I is certainly getting results. Over
When
orders
have
been
issued
is trying his old and favorite trick
I in London Pfc. Harley MacDonald
Until they send a relief man down.
that all drinking water must be
again,
the “scare ’em into sub
boiled, be sure that the water you
6. To let the next guard have such things
of Los Angeles won a local prize
drink has been boiled for 20 min-
mission” method. That’s probablj
As password, life-boat, and water-wings.
of 100 bucks for his idea for using
viT?
not rnepely heated a
his last resort, all his other tricks
little
7. Tc talk only to girls of charm and beauty—
motor oil again after it’s been used
lately failing miserably, and he
Unless it be in the line of duty.
once. And in Camp Edwards, Mess
reading the handwriting on the
8. To watch for fires, and raise a shout
Sat. (rilnei Ellis has been decorat
wall.
If one puts in rain won’t put out.
ed for inventing a new kind of light
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9. To call the corporal of the guard
machine gun tree mount. The
I don’t know, but I think that
If the Japanese navy crosses the yard.
mount is a simple thing that can
the more you laugh, the better >"11
10. To salute, but not in unseemly haste,
be quickly attached to any size
frTh
? fleld du‘y never drink
fight, the less time you have t<>
All officers—if they’re not “cased.”
tree trunk to steady the barrel in
íaXttnítream’- 4prin«’ wel1 or
doubt, the more time you have to
firing,
11. To challenge all persons from some safe limb,
It's considered ideal for t S íhL.Jess a s*gn has been post-
that
water is safe to drink
do constructive things.
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jungle warfare.
And let those pass who know how to swim.
—Bv Weldon.
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Gir.s—take off that unauthorized insignia! If your boy friend
gives you his U. S. pins or even bombardier wings—don’t wear them.
It’s against the law unless you belong to the branch of the armed
service which the emblem represents.
In neighboring cities around Camp Adair, members of the fairer
sex wear war medals as prominently as slacks despite the fact that
the War Department has the authority to prosecute violators with
a fine of $300 or six months imprisonment.
Civilians should get into the spirit of the law, and it is up to
soldiers at Camp Adair and surrounding cantonments to cooperate
with the government.
There’s a reason for this law. Insignias mean something. It is
an outright impersonation to wear them if you do not represent the
pin or hash mark which you display!
Would you forge a check, girls? No matter what your answer is,
you are actually doing the same thing when you wear service emblems
which you do not represent.
Since the WAACS, SPARS, WAVES, and MARINETS have come
into existence, it is difficult enough to distinguish between civilians
and service men and women. When you wear a service man’s insignia*,
you also forge. You misrepresent yourself. You take on the glory
of the armed forces which you do no deserve.
If you want money, you should work to earn it. If you want to
wear service emblems, join some branch of Uncle Sam’s family and
earn the right to wear it!
change !
CERPTS !
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