Page : i.xteen Camp Adair Sentry Thursday. April 15.1943. And Marilvn Jean Is One Referred To: Where Does Your Seat Go To When You Stand Up Dep't And Mail Yoke tContinued From Page I) altered, and the yarn is embellished with tho-e famous T 5 Lynch car- toons. Otherwise the letters are a« they came to us from the files of Captain C. L. Carter. Post Transportation Officer: Gratis Messages May Be Sent; Recording Machine Installed At Service Club 2 How would you like to make a 200-word recording of your voice and send it home? Free! And. even postage paid. That’s the deal you'll have, sol­ dier. starting at 4 p. m. today, in the upstairs game room of Service Club 2. A Speak-A-Phone re­ corder was this week installed and will be operated by Eddie Davis, I ¡recording engineer of the Pepsi- ■ cola Company, which is furnishing this gratis service for the benefit of EM of Camp Adair. It’s all very simple. You simply (get in line (150 of the l1; minute ! records can be run through in a cay). speak your piece into the recorder, hear it played back. Then you address the envelope Pepsicola furnishes and Davis will do the rest. If you want, write your mes­ sage out ahead of time. Davis will censor it. You can’t dis u-s (1 • weather (unless record will require moie than a day in shipment) transfers of any kind. You mention bivouacs but rot loca Records are of new. virtuall kable plastic. And— confined to-making record. When one is made (t folks at home), get in line when you next come un. send < ne with the Tony Wonts ■ co rhe gal friend. I Davis will be on deck from to '0:30 each day except Mo ard Tuesday. Atkins i-. top-ki k 1911 and ncbocy’s going to argue about tlat. don’t VOU belieAe it! Here is the real t p-ki k ir the f amily. Her name •- Marilyn Jean. The family resid r <■—Warrer tor. Oregon, You didn’t know your dadd> «a- one of those rest old tup-kicks did you. Marilyn Jean. Anyhow. ir.ee vo’i’H be one year old April 29 and this is the birthday sea nn—»be he-» f--:m ' he Sentry. Capt. Burnett's 332nd Passes Physical Test In Adverse Weather The Army Ground Forces Physi- cal Fitness Test is tough — but not too tough for Capt. Donald Burnett’s 332nd Quartermaster De­ pot Company at Camp Adair. Despite the fact that the weather ■was bad. the ground muddy, and the boys soaked, they were able to average better than seventy per cent on the IV Corps physical fit- ness test—top going. Included in the fitness test were pushups, a three hundred yard run. burpees, a seventy-five yard piggy­ back run. a zig-zag run. and a four mile march completed in less than fifty minutes. Assisting Commanding Officer Capt. Donald Burnett in making arrangements for the physical fit­ ness test, were Lts. Walter Cordes and Robert Seng. Colonel Snow passed the remark that he would be only too happy to have the company as a part of his regular infantry. Proficient NCO’s Proficiency diplomas were given recently to four nun-coms in Head­ quarters Company SCU 1911. Completing 30 hours of training in the defense against chemical attack, certificates as qualified unit gas non-coms were is-ued to S Sgt. Shelbert Hunter, Sgt. William Gerity, Sgt. Albert Spiegel ar.d Cpl. Constantine Von Schaier. USC Mov'es instead of Ceba ret; Shorts Pics Becau e of Holy Week. Corvallis USO will postpone its usual cab­ aret da ce Wednesday and in its place will have sports r.ight. Movies of your favorite baseball players will be shown and we expect to have some professional ball play­ ers present at the club to add color and personality to the pro­ gram. This ba eball r.ight will be shown on the very same day as the open- ing of the Big Leagues. Concert .Master A series of recorded concert gems began Wednesday night at Service Club 1. from 7 to 8 p. m. The program is part of the club social and recreational activities arranged by Miss Caddy- and it is conducted by Pvt. Ray Allen of the Timber Wolf Division. Salem USO Arranges For Dancing, Golf The Salem USO has made ar- rangements under the direction of Miss Mary Fox to hold a dancing class at the Sa'em “Y” each Thurs- iay from 7:39 to 9 p. m. with the exception of Thursday. April 22. The USO has made arrangement also with the Salem Golf Club whereby service men can play for a nominal fee. Clubs can be rented and balls can be secured at an ex­ tremely nominai cost. “Come and Go" Transit Co. Blank. Oregon Gentlemen: I have been riding your busses for the past 8 months and the service seems to be getting worse every day. It is my opinion •hat the service you render is worse than enjoyed by the people of 1000 years ago. Very truly yours. Jim Jones. Pfc. Camp ------ . Ore. Mr. Jim Jones Camp ------ . Oregon Dear Mr. Jones: First 1 want to thank you for your patronage. It is refreshing to know that we have people in this country with your tenacity. It is my opinion, however, that you are somewhat confused in your history. The only transporta­ tion one thousand years ago was on foot. Hoping that our service will im­ prove to your satisfaction. I am Very truly yours. “Come and Go" Transit Co. By A. B. Goering. Manager “Come and Go" Transit Co. Blank. Oregon Dear Sir: In answer to your let­ ter of Feb. 18. 1943, I believe you are the one that is confused in your history. If you will read the Bible, in the Book of David, the 9th Verse, you will find that Aaron rode into town on his ass. That, gentlemen, is something I haven’t been able to do on your busses for the past four or five months. Sincerely yours. Jim Jones. Pfc. Camp ------ , Oregon. 7 Mid-Week Tea Dance­ Scheduled in Port'and Tea dances by popular mand will be a new social fea- ture offered in the Portland Y.M.C.A. Service Men’s Club Lounge every Wednesday be­ tween 5:15 and 7 p. m. begin­ ning April 14, announces Mrs. Margaret M. Sharp, chairman of the Portland Y.M.C.A. Ser- vice Men’s Club committee. U.S.O. Junior Hostesses of the Y.W.C.A. wil lprovide danc- ing partners and refreshments will be served. Mid-week tea dancing will meet a real need of service men on short leaves for the day only and are leaving on early eve­ ning trains. These parties are entirely complimentary and all men in uniform are cordially invited to attend. LUCKY 13 Here’s another odd story about a GI and the number 13. The Right Spirit Corporal Milton Jones, fighting The Middle East command in with a tank destroyer outfit on the Tunisian front was in half track i Cairo reports that a forty-five year number 13. It had been delivered old veteran of the last war spent at his motor pool by the 13th car $500 and traveled 5000 miles to on the train with 13 rounds of am­ enlist with the Yank forces. munition. His crew knocked out He's an American business man I two German tanks at point blank ettled in South Africa who really rang? and had to go back for had his mind made up to get into repairs after 13 days at the front, the fight. V# Brother of Hughes Enlists in Air Corps T 4 Carl Hughes, assistant Mess Sgt. of the 332nd QM Depot Co., was happy to see his eighteen year old brother who came to Camp Adair from DuBois, Wyo., to bid Carl goodbye before leaving for the Army Air corps. Concert Program Set Next Sunday (Continued From Page 1) Ghormley, lyric tenor; and Ray- mond Leonard, baritone. Ruth Baker and Phillis Taylor will be accompanists. Included on the program to be presented are familiar arias and operatic gems by Mozart. Saint- Saens, Bizet. Massenet, Ponchielli. Wagr.er, Gounod, Puccini. von Flotow, Charpentier, Delibes and Verdi. The program, marking the sec- ond for the group on Sunday, was negotiated for Camp Adair by Mrs. Margaret Blodgett, Service Club 1 directress, cooperating with Pro­ fessor Sigurd Nilssen. who is di­ recting it. Prof. Nilssen will also appear. For the complete program, please turn to page 13. I March, 1943 $15,000 netted in drive for Camp ' fair sports equipment . .. soldiers on furlough allowed food coupons . .. vintage cannon donated by Day- 1 ton for scrap drive ... Sgt. Frank- lin, hero, given Soldier’s Medal ... record returns reported in Red Cross drive on post which lasted all month ____ many promotions among officers, enlisted men ... new sports added to Field House roster ... Service Club redecora- tion project half finished with opening of Club 1 ... Soldier-Artist Workshop project started .... Rita Hayworth still going strong as popular Sentry “art"__ this time in triplicate ... Tank Destroyers beautify quarters ... Betty Frick elected PX gal of Camp Adair over Dotty Caldwell ... bank service to be located on post ... all-soldier revues over KWIL feature talented i entertainers from Divisions, Post Complement, and Attached Troops. Group singing inaugurated ... i I • I i « I « vets of 382nd Infantry plan organi­ zation ... “night club nights’’ pop­ ular Service Club feature ... tele­ phone girls havfc “open house” for officers at new dorm ... handball ladder tourney started .... cage season in full swing.