Camp Adair Sentry Portland Art Museum Setting for Concert This Sunday at 3 P.M. Thursday, April 1,1943. Page Five . . . And We'd Be Smiling Too . . . The Portland Museum of Art this toniing Sunday, April 4, at 3 p. m., "ill present a free concert featur- In- two musicians from Salem, well- known throughout Oregon. They are Frances Melton, pianist, and president of the Oregon Music Teachers association, and Melvin Geist, tenor, and Dean of Music at Millamette University. Both have done distinguished concert work for several years, Mr. Geist mainly in the mid-west and south, and Mrs. Melton in the Orient. Selections on the program include a wide array from Brahms to Mac- Dowell. Soldiers from Camp Adair are cordially extended the invitation to attend this concert if they are in Portland Sunday afternoon. Army Institute Now Includes 79 Schools Many Correspondence Courses Available The Army Institute recently changed its name to the United States Armed Forces Institute. This school for Service personnel is lo cated at Madison. Wisconsin, ami provides instruction by means of correspondí nee. In the last six weeks there has been a 50 per cent increase in registration. Seventy-nine colleges and uni versities are cooperating with the Institute in this educational pro gram. A service man can receive academic credit which will be ac cepted for graduation or degree re- qtii cements. When a student completes an In stitute course, he is given a certifi ... I he Battle to See You With. cate of proficiency from the com That petite, little package of mandant of the Institute, presented personality and charm, known to to him through his organization many as "Little Red Riding Hood" commander. Upon completion of u (because of her scarlet raincoat) course, this accomplishment is list and to those at Post Engineers as ed on service man's qualification Anne Newill, is now a receptionist card. at the Engineers building. For the For OSC Students past two or more months, "Little Commandants of various Offi Annie has been a messenger and cers’ Candidate Schools have rec in her travels has built up an en ommended Institute courses to pros viable host of friends and acquaint pective OSC students. Men in the ances. service have found that they can So, “Little Red Riding Hood” prepare themselves for advance vanishes from circulation, so to ments through the Institute cour speak . . . but she’s very much in ses. the thick of things at her recep Costs are low and vary accord tion desk. ing to specific courses. Each course taken under the Institute itself costs $2, which is paid by the en With the Medics They were with the Army but not exactly in it. until recently, when Capt. Gilbert A. Waite, rollee. The Government will pay by Post Adjutant, pinned on the bars which made them Li. Lydia Kuehler (center) and Lt. Helen John one half of the text and tuition fee T 5 John E. Sheehan son. attached to the Camp Adair Station Hospital. Both were former Civil Service employes and have up to'the amount of $20; there been at this Post since August. Lt. Kuehlet* is formerly of Denver and Lt. Johnson from Corvallis QM for if a course costs more than and is a ’41 graduate of OSC.—Photo courtesy Oregonian. $20 the student must pay the dif ference. I’m writing this column this the main battles, who the generals while waiting to go on the firing Complete information on lists of time not only as a "Medic” but also were, and just how many miles line. With a second-hand ping- courses, participating colleges and as a patient in the hospital. The farther back the Germans were pong ball and a piece of stump universities may be obtained at the mASles bug bit me—and it really thrown yesterday. Oh. yes — he’s for a bat. Jim Molloy. Howard “QUOTES and QUERIES” libraries of Service Club 1 and 2, bit! — German measles at that -— single, too! Line forms to the Giles, Trim Trimingham and Don Pfc. F. Smith—Sgt. M. Gaines or by writing directly to the Armed Flynn showed mid-season form it certainly is a good name for right, girls! \_________ ______________________ Forces Institute at Madison. Wis. them! A tip for something to do—how the way they hit the pill around. Yes, we've made another edition Soldiers who go oversea* can Hal Brandt with his pitching arm It seems that the week end be about a weinie roast? Avery Park How!! we do not know stilb continue their education as "loose as a goose” shows is the place! just a mile from fore last S Sgt. Johnny Schaefer To the Sentry, we’re no addition through this plan. Only one subject promise of becoming the hot almost lost a perfectly good wife.* Corvallis). Yours truly was "among Except to drag them low. can bi» taken at a time. test man on the Finance “pitch Jfthnny and Claire (that’s the wife) those present” last Sunday night, ing" staff according to a rumor So. till they get real mad went for an outing to the Coast and we really had a swell time, spread by Lucius Latrine. been heard laying the loaves in the And throw us off this page with seme friends. They were play you ought to try it! T -6th Johnson and T z4th Ted aisle (where we hear they belong) Some more promotions we just Halden left last week for enlisted We're printing this ‘stuff- so sad with the following: “It must lie a ing tag on the beach when sudden So, go ahead and rage. ly Claire lost her sense of direction dug up—Cpls. Ueal L. Holleman men's advanced Finance School at circus when those two guys come and went plunging into the Pacific and Merton R. Goughnowm are now Duke University where they will to town.” Some innocent ‘golil- to be hauled out swiftly by a great Sgts., and Pfc. Ned Brockway has learn the latest tricks of Finance We’d like to report what we bricker' always asks “Who” only to ly* amused husband. She didn't gone up the scale to the T 5 level. work, We hope that both will be HOPE is a coincidence! After be hit with “Barnum and Bailey.” Miss Pauline McWill, from the back at this station again and are watching the Q.M. “Rifleteers" for (Editor's note: If that up and com have an extra change of clothing with her, but a fire was built and Out-Patient Clinic, is now sport looking forward to the Senator’s ONE day out on tip' range, Lt. ing new comedian by the name of Claire was as good as new in no ing a brand new diamond! The day by day description of what Brazelton. QM's C.O., was reported Joe Miller sends us hi* latest gags lucky fellow is an architect in went on at the school. ill. (Editor’s note:) We disagree (and the above does gag!!) we’ll time at all. T 5th Albert Dehner and T / 4th with the lieutenant. We think the print it. In the future, this column Sgt. Matthew Tierney has start Seattle. As far as we know, no ed a new fad at the Hospital. Mat definite date has been set. Lots of Walt Momyer left last week for a safest spot is right in front of the will be called "Anything Goes” from new station somewhere in sunny target! Last item contributed by the material of the same name.) has been collecting match covers luck, kids! ( ?) California. We haven’t heard Pfc. J. J: Fontanazza (who wants partaining to all branches of the from them yet but think that they to leave anyway). Last Saturday's stand-by inspec Military forces for over two years. Frenzied Finance must still be busy getting dry after tion must have had other humorous He has over 1000 of them now. by If. as you pass the QM 1911 bar happenings connected with it but leaving Camp Adair. Same are front ships and sub Sgt. Fred Ashworth racks, you hear strange noises, the following is all we've heard of Food for Thought marines that have made history Most hated dish of the Finance don’t be alarmed. It’s not the men so far. Picture the play!! since that time, and he even has Place: QM Barracks, ldd’a, Lost! One Frenzied Finance col department is pepper flavored with going berserk and beating their non same from Canadian ami British umn. We failed to make the dead spaghetti. We had it the other night coms!! It's only their bones (Ixith ‘sleepy latrine.' Anyone who comes across ships private's and non-com’s) ‘protest Time: After dark. Friday night. line last week as “rootin', tootin’, and were we "Burned" up. any they don’t want should send Traffic Regulations! ing’ against the unmerciful beating Cast: Jim Lemons (with hair) shootin’ ” Fighting Finance was them to Mat. Attention Sgt. Louis Geirman. they took in the first practice ses Four Soldiers (?) (with ‘barber’s* out on the range and work in the Congratulations to T o James office and news columns were sus According to traffic regulations of sion of the softball teqm. The day ideas.) Murphy. Pfc. Louis Angelo and pended. the state of Oregon, making a U- after the ‘fray,’ therefore so many It seems that Jim, in the hustle Victor Gutierraz on their new (■Charlie horses,’ people were talk and bustle of getting really for In place of final statement», fur tum is illegal Get it? With the echo of rifle (and other ing (as people always do!!) of the next days big event, hadn’t sjripes. loughs and payrolls, the fellow* (Your editor's substitute takes were talking of (can you imagine? ) shots) ringing in our ears , converting the outfit over to a found time to get his ‘hanging over from this point on.) locks’ (hair) clipped. Was all lost Horse Brigade. Maggie's drawers, butts in the pit', cease firing until nuxt week. Pfc. Eddie Haupt, from the In bulls and firing lines. We ail had for Jim? Nay!! To his rescue, (or formation Office, took a bride last a lot of fun and really settled the An 82-year-old Galesville, Wis., To overcome the bail features of was it a reaaital) rami- the queer Saturday. Who is she? Well, your question about whether or pot the mechanic. witb»a single machine in the above practice, (11 Possible quartet, (Bob Stair, Jini Terry, editor thinks you better ask him fellows would at. “Home on the his home, turn' out parts for naval fractures and 100 DEFINITE Burkett, Jim Jones) arm<-<| with ordnance as a war production sub bruises—assorted ail*-« ‘ We have a M-issors, razors, anil funny idea* of yourself—you’ll really be in for a Range." Shucks! Wish we could good point to bring out. Knowing how a head should be trimmed, they Pvt. Howard Giles although a contractor. it's really good! our duty, we're bringing said point went to work!! Much later in the new recruit in the army, took first put that in - Dehydration in 1943 will take out. For the first time in Camp night, Jim was seen sneaking up An interesting Medic you ought prize in the Finance Section when » know is Cpl. Aten Theiler. dis-1 he rang up a score of 164. Pfc. Ed four times as many vegetables a* Adair's young ami hectic life, Pvt. stairs with his head bloody l>ut un pauher at the Motor Pool. (Alan) Smith followed closely with 163 and in 1942 and most of this dehydrated Howard Beasley, (that ‘old South bowed" (P.S. In spite of the ‘clip ,u*t made corporal a few days ago. Pvt. Marv Martin had a 154 to his food will go for Army and Lend- ern gentleman’ from the Custodial ping’ he took he passed Satur I incidentally.) Cpl. Theiler has been | credit. The rest of the fellows ail Lease nueds. Office) war seen traveling at a day'* inspection '«hin-ifig.' Fashion Notes: John Bagnell, be .. twice > . ;— - . w()r ked , qualified with scores well above pace faster than his usual ‘Step n --WO1 4 the world worked sides sporting lus new Pfc. atrip«, TTway. too — - and for the four I the minimum required. Ordnance Division siogun- "The Fetchit Crawl.’ ” is wearing hi* mustache (at least, difficult things w< do immediately, High p»int of the two day* entrance into the prior to his Mike Kruger, full doughboy an«’ we think that's wbat it let with, ,ki instructor at •»pent on the range •»• the ball the impossible take* a little long jMmy he was a er. half-wit of the Q.M Bakery, has what •aems to be, pleat* in it! San Valley. He can tell you »111 game played by the Finanre team QUARTERMASTER