Pape Four
Thursday, March 4, 1943.
'Junior Miss' Company BADIO RARITIES
Enjoys Touring Camps
Comedy Hit New in 14th Week Will
Play 110 Camps, Nationwide Tour
Mark Ra. band. Mark is seriously
looking for steady transportation
to DailaA and will appreciate hear­
ing from anyone who has an extra
seat in his jaloppy for a romantic
young bachelor Dallas bound.
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And then there is James J. (Lar­
iat Twirler) Jackson, that ex-cow­
boy in the second barracks who
brakes no bones about the fact that
he is looking for romance and is
not too particular where he finds
it . . . claims to have four or five
on the string but is not averse to
one or two more . . . latest heart
flutter reportedly responds to the
name of Daisy Mae ... he can’t
very well doqble for Lil Abner,
though . . . not while “Gus” Gus­
tafson is around.
HITHOUGH THE BLUE NETtVOPr S
SMASHING OUTLAWRY FOR. THE
fl© YEARS THAT HE ANO HIS
HORSE S/Z
HAVE BEEN
THUNDERING OVER THE AIR
WAVES, HE HAS NEVER USED
HIS GUN TO TAKE A LIFE/
to fair Albany by Private Clay.
Asked whether he expected more
than one issue of his union, Clay
modestly denied any ambition to
outdo Oliva Dionne or even Ser-
geant Saul Blackman, “Every man
to his own field,” opined Clay,
“There is ohly one Oliva Dionne
and it is foolish for Blackman or
me or anyone else to attempt to
top him.
Backstage at the theatre is a THINGS THAT IT IS
Many an elbow joint creaked
fascinating place. War Dept. The­ POSSIBLE TO LEARN
painfully and many a kme joint
atre 5, on the post, when turned
bent only under protest over the
This Bulletin tells how to cas­
into a playhouse last Saturday trate young pigs properly i
week end as a result of the second
night for the performance of “Jun­ includes additional directions
attempt of the Military Police De­
ior Miss,” was no exception.
tachment to hold an inter-squad
performing the operation
Backstage is fascinating partly boars, ridgelings and sows.
softball game. Although the final
Camp Adair On The Air
because the visitor is sometimes
score was monumental and the er­
Castration aids in the control
Tonight—RW fl.
able to eavesdrop and nose around of breeding practices and in
rors too numerous to be counted,
1250 Kilo.
8:00 P. M
and secure some “inside dope,” oth­ boars prevents the development
developments of promise were
erwise a deep dark mystery to those of sexual odors and flavors in
Congratulations are in order to noted. I.t. George Kressaty still
on the other side of the footlights.
the following men on their recent covers the hot corner like a vet-
the meat. A clear and accurate
I
Then, too, you are sometimes lucky knowledge of the subject is con­
promotions: Sergeants Robert Me- j eran and Staff Sergeant Jack Vin-
G
eologists
can
estimate
-
the
enough to meet the leading lady.
Kiddy and Henry Klofkom from I son showed a reach like an octopus
sequently beneficial. This Bul­
th< 1:111k of corporal, and Corporals I in snagging wiki
wild throws around
In the case of “Junior Miss,” it
letin (No. 1357) supersedes
AGE OF ROCKS BY USING RADIO
Peter Lutz, Leonard Krenz, Fred-[ ; first base,
k..... Jimmy Clifford showed
TUffE DETECTORS /
was LADIES, for Lucille Fether- Farmers' Bulletin 780. Castra­
erick Adie, John Wcpdworth and base running ability of the Ty
ston, who portrayed Judy and Joan tion of Young Pigs.
Michael Bozza frjini the rank of Cobb variety and George Goralski
Jackson, who characteried Fuffy,
privates first class. May your exhibited a real punch at the plate.
are charming young blondes, as po­
(Ai METAL PLATE PLACED UNDER YOUR
stars ever be in the ascendancy, Aside from that, however, the only
lite and genuinely sincere and
gentlemen, and may your good for­ thing definitely established by the
TELEPHONE ANO CONNECTED TO
friendly as girls you’d meet any­
tune be exceeded only by your good session is that some of us M. P.’s
VOUR ANTENNA WILL IMPROVE YOUR
where . . . yes, and as pretty as
SET'S RECEPTION/
sense!
I are a little too old to be indulging
the best firl friend. Miss Fether-
j in baseball which is still — some
ston confessed she is 18, and Miss
' observers to the contrary a young
Jackson is about the same age.
56-Year-Old Veteran
ODE TO JERSEY
man’s game
Both portray 13-year-olds in the
lessings on thee. Jersey man,
Circled Globe in '14
production, by wearing low shoes
Sleek of hair like all your "Ian.
and their skirts above their knees . . ,
With your voice so gravel-like—
The 96th Division's Old Wai
and very convincingly, too.
It conjures up a rattler’s strike.
I Horse Club fires a volley in final
Miss Fetherston gets her first salute to First Sergeant William
Man you are or seem to be.
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leading part in this USO-Camp ' ’ E. Murray of Company I, 383rd
Yet doubts at times have come
Shows production, and her “break” Infantry, who passed away sudden­
It takes all kinds of things to “Let us assume there are
to me.
came when Miss Barbara Bel ly last Saturday morning. He wa make an interesting world, but woods,” said the Colonel.
If < nly you could speak English.
Reasonably Priced
some of those recently noted over “Sir." said Richards, "let us then i Instead of Joisey gibberish!
Gededs. who was Judy when the
stricken with a heart attack short­
also
at the 381st Inf. of the 96th Div. assume the slit trench is deeper.” ,
tour started out of New York where
ly after he left his orderly room , bear witness that the best happen
Cameras-Supplies-Films
rehearsals had been held, left the
Friday evening.
' at Camp Adair. Our EM handle Then there is the case of one Sgt.
cast. Prior to this, she has had
Now It Can Be Told Column:
Sergeant Murray was 56 years any situation, viz.:
Reeder, who departed regimental Th Holley Clays are infanticipat-
minor ingenue roles. Miss Jackson,
old
and
had
been
in
military
ser
­
Tiier? was the Division Test in­ hq. and strolled down the company ing! He is the shy and retiring
too, comes into her own in her role
135 S. 2nd
Corvallis
as Fuffy, considered by some critics vice for 29 years. He was a vet­ cident last week, while men in “D” street without a care in the world, y. :ng M. P. in the first barracks—
eran
of
the
World
War,
the
Ni.'a-
Co. pitched their tents nd dug slit when suddenly before-him loomed— if there is such a thing as a shy | _
as THE lead character, and con­
sidered by all as the real comedy j • raguan and Mexican revolts, and trenches. Inspecting said trenches, The Colonel!
and retiring M. P. His bride is a
part. Incidentally, she is a native forsaked a sergeancy in the Marine a Colonel paused before one dug by Bounced out of his reverie, Sgt. native born Texas girl, imported
! Corps to become an army private Pfc. Richards.
Reeder brough: up his hand smartly
of Georgia.
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“Soldier, your slit trench i not to salute. 7 he impact was such
Now in it’s 14th week of tour, the in 1919. Probably one of the m «.t
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“Junior Miss’ troupe ___
has progressed "i'iely traveled individuals at deep enough. You have no protec-that Sgt. Reeder’s glasses were
from army posts and air bases from Camp Adair, he had visited nearly
tion against tanks.”
hurled to the ground and shattered,
coast to coast, border to border, is every country in the world and was
“Sir." quoth Richards, “tanks But his morale was not shattered,
the report of Joe Leonard, genial a member of the good will cruise cannot inter these woods."
He had saluted. And how!
property master who was former- that circled the globe in 1914.
For Your Used Car
At this writing burial arrange- suddenly the entire book exploded ing entertainment for Red Cross
ly publicity manager for Loews cir­
ALL MODELS
cuit. Befoer the tour winds up its menst were incomplete but it is in his hand! Needless to say this benefits being conducted' in towns
Made-t o- Order
1935 to 1941
season, back in New York, it will believed that the remains will be was most embarrassing to the lieu­ immediately adjacent to the camp.
Large Selection
No Delay or Red Tape
travel 20 more weeks, working back interred at the Arlington National tenant and most amusing to all of During the month of March several
All-wool Fabrics
the Regimental staff. The book rallies have been planned and sol­
East. In total, it will have played Cemetery in Washington. I). C.
He is survived by one son. Wil­ was again loaded and left laying dier personnel here are being en­
throughout the nation for 34 weeks
and will have presented a grand liam E. Murray, Jr., a student of for the next unsuspecting victim listed to aid the Red Cross in mak­
. who shortly followed, but ing its appeal to civilians living iti
total of 110 camps . . . and this will Princeton University at Trenton. •
' when the book was opened this Corvallis. Salem, Eugene. Albany
be accomplished on or about May (New Jersey.
Dodge-Plymouth
15.
----------------------------------------------- time it failed to explode. This oc­ and other communities. Mr. Lewis
g
'W ear
207 N. 2nd St., Corvallis
But this fast stepping life is con-, for the 381st Minstrel Show which curred twice . . . and all hopes of is seeking soldier talent for the
further amusement seemed shat- community gatherings and any one
sideied fun b/ the cast, and they i was t<
to be presented in the near
all agree, “It’s a real pleasure to en­ i _____
future. The men who tried out I tered . . . although we left the 1 interested in offering their aid is
tertain the men in uniform,” and were so enthused that it was dis- | book on a desk, no-one touched it asked to contact Red Cross head-
that they “get a kick out of it. ” I covered we had talent . . . not and wc completely forgot about it quarters.
Prior to their stop at Adair, they ' only for a minstrel show but also . . . then at 11:45 during the usual I
played at Camp Beale, Cal., and for a hillbilly show or barn dance Battalion and Company Command­ Brunettes, Wght 108
after the performance, prepared ... soooooo the 381st will soon ' ers meeting a corporal from Ser­
to travel up to Seattle, where they present the 381st Hillbillie Jam­ vice Co. strolled into the office, was Are PX Girl Finalists
by the sight of the book
will appear at the Naval Air Sta­ boree! The Special Service Office delighted
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proceeded to unfold its cover
tion. Then, they come to Fort Lew- is still in search of more talent so and
'
it
worked
.
.
.
and
exploded
broadcast
with a weighing-in analy­
is, after which they start back to­ if any care to try out by all means ...
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the loudest report ever! The sis.
ward their starting point.
stop by the Rec Hall any evening with
'
Right from the starting gong
Albert J. Hyde, business man­ j from 1930 hours on . . . We'll be book is no longer decorating the of­
fices and desks at this Headquar­ we have the “elements” of high-
ager, then put in a word for the there rehearsing.
Cross Country Auto Wax
ters. Need we say more?
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1 class rivalry — both intersectional
girl who was billed in the part of
Lois. Judy's sister. The original
and interurban. For—
Two “brand new” sergeants were
Lois, Helen Eastman, left the show given a lift into Corvallis last Sat­ National Red Cross
i Betty Frick, 20, came from
Cross Country Auto Cleaner
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for Hollywood where she is making urday afternoon by an officer . . .
Houston, Texas, and has lived in
Drive
Is
Opened
“Stage Door Canteen,” now in the they talked with him and h<' seemed
Corvallis since October. Her dad.
Cross Country Running Board Cement 25c
last stages of production. Her part quite sociable. The boy were so
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by the way, i Vv. (>., IL A. Frick.
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was capably handled by Pat Agnew wrapped up in conversation that
Dorothy Caldwell hails from Chi-
National headquarters has an
Cross Country Touch Tip Enamel
who also assists on the production they stepped from the car and
20c !
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cago,
where she graduated from
nounced that the government’s sale
end of “Junior Miss.”
thanked the driver for the ride . . . of war-bonds will be de-emphasized Morton High school in Cicero (let’s
Cross Country Auto Top Dressing
It was also interesting to learn but failed to salute! While cross-
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out of deference to the annual Red see, it was Capone, wasn’t it?) and
that a fifth touring company is i ing the street, “Ya know,” said
she
lives
in
Albany.
Cross drive this year as officials
now in rehearsal stage in New Y’ork ! Sgt. Reeder, “I think he was an of-
Otherwise, the opponents weigh
Cross Country White Rubber Tire
realize that this drive, coming as
and will leave early in spring to ; ficer.” Sgt. Radwick replied. “I
it does during income tax collection in about this way:
entertain troops overseas.
| think so too, but he didn't talk like dates, will need al! of the aid that
Coating
Dorothy
Betty
49c
The draft (and formerly enlist­ I one. . . . Hey, look! He’s wearing
5'3"
Height 5'2'/i"
it can possibly receive.
ments) has played havoc with the i a star on his cap!” exclaimed
I Weight 108
108
Good Work Cited
Cross Country Utility Cloth
21c
male portion of the cast, and ac­ Reeder. “General Easley!" Never
Blue
Brown
The nation-wide activities of the Eyes
cording to Mr. Hyde and Mr. Leon­ I would have known it. huh, fellas? Red Cross during 1942 were many Hair
Black, wavy Brown, curly
ard, only two male members of the The boys say the next time they fold. Services to the armed forces Sport Dancing
Cross Country Chemically Treated
Horseback
original cast remain. Prior to Camp j see General Easley they are going comprised the bulk of last year’s
Riding
Polishing doth
Beale, four were taken into the I to apologize and salute him twice! quota and many arc the service men
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Favorite
armed foces, and while in Califor- | “He was such a swell guy ... I who can point to the Red Cross
Dessert Jello
nia, another joined up at Mon­ never dreamed he was a GEN­ chapters located in their posts or
Cross Country Patch Chamois
49c
Gives
terey. So its to the other side of i ERAL!”
camps as veritable “life savers.”
Oregon
4
bells
the footlights for some of the cast. '
Disaster relief was administered
Cross Country Quality Chamois
69c
“Junior M'ss” marked the second ’ With the majority of the com- in 1942 alone in 190 domestic dis- Telephone “Oh. no!
Other characteristics—mi gosh,
theatrical event for Camp Adair, panies out on the range all this asters with aid being offered to
Cross Country Economy Sponge
the first being the USO-Camp 'Week the old Regiment look; some­ 130,000 persons. First aid, water whaddaya want, men, a formal in­
. 9c
Shows production of “Arsenic and what deserted during the late af­ safety and accident prevention cer­ troduction ?
Cross Country Spoke Brush
Old Lace.” And now, the camp is ternoons. We understand that the tificates were presented to millions
29c
The Fritzie Zivic-Beau Jack cm
looking forward to the next, which record firing reports have it that, of persons who have completed the
broglio of 12 rounds or less in New I
is expected to stop here in a month as an average, the men are shooting courses.
Cross Country Wrisk Broom
25c
York's Madison Square Garden
ten “bull’s” out of twelve rounds.
or so.
The Red Cross nursing service Friday night will be broadcast over
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Not bad boys! Not bad at all!
supplied 25,000 nurses to the KWIL starting at 7 p. m.
armed forces and is readying thou­
381st Infantry
It all began in Regimental Head­ sands more for field service. Mil­ -----------------------------------
In Th is Column
quarters last Saturday . . . lay­ lions of junior Red Cross members
umn
Military Police
ing on a table in the S-3 Section have been enrolled in schools
by
L
there was a book with a lovely, but throughout the nation and the col­
CpI. Robert C. Gaard
Barracks Banter
light-clad, young lady decorating lection of blood plasma for the \— -
Yesterday we returned to the the cover . . . the title of the armed force- comprised one of the
By Pfc. Frank C. Marlin
rifle range for a “refresher” course book was most appealing ... to major activities of the organiza­
This being th.: time of year I
in firing. Up at 0445 and away say nothing of the picture. No tion with 1,800,000 pints of blood when a young soldier’s fancy
we went! Fired all day and worked one opened the book or picked it up being collected during last year lightly turns to thoughts other
in the “pits.” The biggest thrill to look at it although many wished alone. The value of this collection than of getting up for reveille or
was being able to drag out the big to. (Brother, and how!) A lieu­ is inestimable and after the history being on time for chow, it behooves
red flag (known more popularly as tenant who had finished hi- con­ I of this war has been written, the us to pay reluctant tribute1 to the
Maggie's Drawers) and wave it versation with the major, saluted, worth of blood plasma will most machinations of one Dan Cupid.
. . . we only had the opportunity turned and walked out . . . and certainly be accorded a top-ranking
Dan has arched a few darts
to do this once. On our return passed by the book. His curiosity place in contributing to our vic- already this season, at least on»1
march we did double-time and a made him pause to glance more tory.
of which pierced the heart of a
cadence of 160 steps per minute closely at this most appealing sigh
Benefit Entertainment
certain blonde-haired, young bach-1
. . . the scenery was wonderful! and his hand cautiously reached
The local Camp Adair Red Cross elor from Utah residing in the '
What scenery? We were traveling down to turn the cover and dis­ headquarters has set up an enter­
first barracks. Since Cupid's in- I
so fast we couldn’t see any!
cover the innermost contents while tainment bureau which will be com­ tercession, the traffic from Camp
his eyes were searching to see if prised of talented enlisted men who Adair to Dallas lias increased con­
Auditions were held last week any were watching him . . . when donate their skill toward furnish-
siderably but not enough to suit
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Heart Attack Fatal
To 1st Sgt. Murray
i Sifuash, She Verra Critical, But Soldiers
■ Of This Army Post Are Capable of Anything
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