Camp Adair Sentry Thursday, February 25,1943, THEATRE Guy Parker, local district manager for the Farmers Automobile Inter­ Insurance Exchange, due to mile­ age regulation and speed restric­ tion, automobile accidents decreased so rapidly that many of the larger casualty insurance companies ma­ terially reduced their rates. In addition to these reductions. Mr. Parker stat«.? that his organiza­ tion found themselves at the end of 1942 with a surplus accumula­ tion so great that they decided to return $800,000 to theii policy holders as a patronage dividend. The distribution has already commenced and will amount to ap­ proximately 20 per cent of the cur­ rent term’s premium according to Mr. Parker. Cozy Little QM Nest Junior Miss.” Smash USO Comedy Hit, Presented to Enthusiastic Audience Undoubtedly the performance last Saturday night of “Junior Miss,’ by the LSO-Camp Shows troupe, can be termed one of the most enjoyable and amusing entertainment fea­ tures yet to be presented before the officers and EM of Camp Adair. Each and every member of the large cast is deserving of praise for turning in an accomplished and brilliant performance and from the storm of applause and several curtain calls, each could could feel the surge of audience appreciation. Page Five El Theatre 5, where it was present-*------------------------------------------- ed, was filled to overflowing. Judy Imagines • I ♦ "Junior Miss,” adapted by Jerome Briefly. Judy imagines her happy home life is about to be smashed Chodorov and Joseph Fields from Frenzied Finance ' the amusing episodes of city life by her Dad’s “affair” with his boss' by daughter and takes matters into created by Sally Benson and ap­ her own hands, with the advice of Sgt Fred Ashworth pearing in the “New Yorker,” is Fuffy. to keep the household in­ I now in its second year on Broad­ tact by playing cupid and marry- “Change” has been the keyword way. It has been acclaimed such ing off the "menace” to a long- at Post Finance in the last two a hit that it is being presented to lost uncle who returns after what weeks. Not change in the monetary the nation'by four troupes ... the she has been lead to believe was sense as may be supposed, but permanent one in New York, an­ a penitentiary stretch. Mr. Graves, physical change. With so many other throughout the west, and meanwhile, feels he is to he taken transfers. OSC men and measles now in San Francisco, a third in into the boss’ firm, but the engi­ cases, •"there’s no way of knowin’ the Mid-West, and the fourth tour­ neering project Judy supervised who’s cornin’ or goin’. ing army camps and bases. temporarily throws in the pro- Last week in lieu of this column Ycu might go a lot further and fare worse in looking for the best appointed orderly room Lucille Fetherston, as Judy , verbial monkey-wrench. hereabouts, than to visit the QMs of SCI’ 1911. Here it is in its refurnished glory and with its there appeared a “beautiful photo­ Graves, the “junior miss.” shared , Upon this framework is built daily occuoants (left to right) M Sgt. G. E. Jacobsen, first sgt.: Lt. C. S. Brazelton. commanding graph of the Finance Section Per­ officer and Lt. R. I). Rogers, executive officer. The ingenious application of an ordinary blow-torch, stellar acting honors with her co­ I the story of the Graves family, sonnel. containing no advertising with flame superimposed over a small square of tin, accomplished that rustic look about the wall hort Fuffy Adams, created by Joan I with hilarious supporting incidents and suitable for framing.” If any boards. (If you want to learn blow-torch work in greater detail ask somebody else, not us!)—Signal Jackson, and from their clever in­ adding to the merriment which by Corps Photo. soldier desires a reproduction in terpretations of lines, walked off the final curtain totals up to the warm life-like colors, tear off the with a major portion of the belly-1 expected “happy ending.” Hilda the maid, who shared the | last week found Sgt. Van, an old ends of two G.I. shoe-strings and WATCHES WANTED laughs. Both are ’teen-aged young- j Infantry man, being transferred Lois, Judy’s sister, was por- comic honors even for a minor role, If you have a railroad watch tenfporarily (he hopes) to the Post send them "V-mail” to your nearest sters full of fun and vivacity and was played by Josephine Palmer.1 i supply sergeant. Will you be sorry trayed clevely bj* Pat Agnew, who minds capable of conjuring situa-1 Rounding out the cast were James you're not using for essential Stables. "Keep moving, Van. or with the results? tions involving the Graves family . understudied the original "Lois,”, Naismith, Zachary A. Charles,1 purposes, the Government asks someone’s liable to throw a saddle T I Jim Kenngott left the office along lines inspired by what they , Helen Eastman and played the boy- j Richard Astor, Dick Dyson. Lance you to sell it to local railroad on you.” February 12 for Turlock, Calif. crazy glamour gal with charm, and watch inspector or report it to have seen in the movies. Carl, Charles Wiley and Frank I Jim left with the idea that he effectiveness. the watch and clock unit of Mr. Graves, driven to frustration Jacoby. You’ve heard of the luck of the would be in a small Finance Office WPB. Much of the comedy of “Junior by his daughters’ antics, was con­ Many railroad employees go­ Irish, now let us tell you about at that place. Imagine his sur­ We Tailor vincingly enacted by Alan Hale, Miss” depends on lines and situa- ing into service took their the good fortune of the Polish. prise when he discovered that he Officers Uniforms . . recently with Ethel Barrymore’s tions rather than on slap-stick or watches with them. Now there During a recent week-end "esca­ IS the Finance Office. That’s right, puns. Fuffy Adams’ whiskey bari­ a one man Finance Office. If one Portland. company. Virginia Dyers, one of tone voice encouraged laughs every is an acute shortage in these pade,” a certain QM Pfc.. with the New' York’s brilliant actresses, as | exact timepieces, necessary in initials Frank Kosik, had occasion man can do it, Jim's the man. Ore rron JIrs. Graves, was a modern, poised j time she appeared, as did such lines the operation of today's heavily- to step out of the car he was riding Good luck, Jim. as "Don't take any wooden bra=- burdened and closely-scheduled in, for reasons unknown. Only to Private Edward Smith left Camp mother. 515 and The sympathetic “adult” romantic interest I i siers,” tossed off to Judy as a railroads. find the road, like the little man, Adair February 19 for the Finance was furnished by Kevin O’Shea, i parting shot; "Judy, you're the wasn’t there. He alighted thirty Officer’s Candidate School in the Judy’s uncle, who was groomed for only thing that makes life with feet below without anything being sunny south, at Duke university, the theatre under the expert hand my parents bearable"; and by re­ injured but his pride. With luck’ Durham, North Carolina. We think of Mme. Maria Ouspenskaya, and ferring to her mother as “The like that, we warn the rest of the that he will make a fine officer, Strelsa Leeds, of the British Menace.” Her delivery of comic Information Please?: Is it true detachment to stay away from as he proved to be a model enlisted screen, who played Ellen Curtis, I lines was well-timed and her per­ that the Sentry's circulation went “Falling Frankie” when playing man while here at Camp Adair. formance easily matches the one Returning to duty last week from the boss’ daughter. up 738 copies last week? If it is, blackjack. being given currently in New York the hospital were Pvt. Morris we know the reason. Pvt. J. Sciacca by the Fuffy Adams there. -ent ALL his relatives copies of QUIN-TYPES: Today, for no Trimingham and Master-Sergeant last week’s paper, which announced reason at all (like the rest of the Lawrence Sinnott. Both look better his engagement. For the WED­ column we give you not one, but than ever. DING announcement, we’d advise two quin-types. The first of today’s a special printing. A Denver, Colo., grill offered a characters (and believe us they "QUOTES and QUERIES” hamburger for each five free are characters) is Pfc. Vic Man- Pfc. F. Smith—Sgt. M. Gaines J pounds of scrap brought in by cus­ chise, at present employed in QM ’ s If Cpl. Johnson (Clothing Man) tomers. With glasses broke and on one ear went and got himself married just Salvage Warehouse, but in civilian life, an ambulance driver. The We’re back with stuff you’ll to see his name in this, the WED- similarity between the two jobs is I DING Weekly of Adair, we'll not hate to hear I let him down. Of course, as two that as ambulance driver he tried Our columnistic life is very slight I “old” married men, (Smith 3 weeks, to save the dying people and as So maybe this is “The Kid’s i Gaines 1 year) we can tell him it Salvage man, he's trying to save ADJUSTING last fight.” wasn’t worth it. (What courage the- dying—clothes. (Via the Re­ distances give some men — their pair Shop). The second of today’s queer quin­ We don't know how exaggerated wives are back in New York.) type is a natural to go with .the : Charlie, the latest of the marked the story is, but here it is regard­ above—we give you, Pfc. I. Levitt, less. It concerns Pfc. Bob Stenzler men, was married in Tacoma, ambulance CHASER. That is, law­ Washington, aided and abetted by Neals«» »sals is the army—j«d as U and his “slightly” impaired eye­ yer in civilian life. “Lawyer” Le­ Joei in civilisa life. Thal'i whai the al­ sight. It seems, while on guard Pfc. Frank (whispering) Cook, his vitt and his "khaki klothes” can teen HV. man. Seriously, we offer both best COSTS recently, he had the occasion to be found in the QM Property Of­ BUT A Collar aeataeu |i»«i yea that Wirt, challenge someone. Knowing his our sincerest congratulations and fice. Back in "the good old days,” aaapyy. crisp apparane*. SPITTY ii Jeiap wishes. best BEFORE FEW own limitations, he said: (so the “Lawyer” Levitt actually practiced a «well j*k ia drtuiap ap the army. CENTS story goes) “Advance and be ( law. Graduate of N.Y.U., Brother Since last week, we killed a FELT.” Easy On—Easy Off I rumor, we’ve fell heir to killing Levitt had an L.L.I*. as well as an ▼ Qaick u a wink le pat aa u4 take «I. li’a another. (Getting blood-thirsty. | application for the W.P.A. and now Our apologies go to Sgt. Dwor­ aren’t we?) It is our duty to deal I is awaiting a call for <).('.S. Put sett «¿jastial aa4 «lays pat. kin for what they're worth, (We the fatal blow to the story going them all together, and they spell, owe you seven cents, Harry.) It around, that Pvt. Vincent Galante, not Jello, but “Good Luck, Brother ON SAIE M ARMY AND PX STORES seems that in-last week’ 's : column, Motor Pool's Mammoth Man, ha." Levitt.” we called him “Cpl." If he felt been seen so often in the Post V* slighted by that, we wonder how Exchange’s eating, that he’s got Highway Speed Check INVISIBLE COLLAR STAY PORTRAITS he’d feel if he heard some of the a few votes in the most popular tv Helping War Effort other things we call him, which PX cutie contest. « Reasonably Priced can’t be published. War has accomplished, almost also Between blackjack games, light overnight, the hitherto seemingly CameraH-SupplieH-Films haired and heavy-footed. Dick We’re glad to welcome back Sgt. impossible objective of a drastic Milt Weinstein, dispatcher at QM’s Draper found time to go on a reduction in America’s traffic ac­ Motor Pool, from his recent emer­ week-end pass to Eugene, only to cident frequency. Wilson Studio gency furlough. The emergency find the EDUCATIONAL feature During 1942 according to W. 135 8. 2nd Corvallis he was interested in, had moved. was, toe closing of his business in New York. Said closing was (Wasn’t that mean of HER?) SHOP HERMAN'S MEN'S STORE prompted by the U. S. Government. (And demanded by hie creditors.) I Amongst a lot of other changes, AT THE EXCHANGES OR IN TOWN IN BOTTLES I)r. 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