rajrv Six Tluu■, JaiiU&ry 21. 1: 43. Camp Adair Sento ■ by saying thet MacArthur “never torv, it is suggested to the pup.Is Sgt. Paul McCormick, the man (in Jew-Irish dialect» made him DEEP IN THF HURT wore a steel helmet, and was al that they come to school with tM-ir famous. “Warrr is Hell." “I’ll who always has something happen l»F TAXES ways out in front near the outpost dime banks as well as the cU'-.s^jBr- Put Two Dollarrfs on that Carrd." to him » very Sentry week, is in a Barracks Banter For all G.I.’s who have been "Where is Masterfuu Sgt. Crow - rut. This reporter (no cracks lines." And of Gen. Henri Giraud. little ” - - the . pupils _ ~ red 2 apple« . . . And i the new high commissioner of will have to be pretty agile to bea‘ ! wondering how this year’s in ley ?” Here's hoping Tommy. that pleasel personally picked up the North Africa, whom he knows per- their Masters in thb covupilat qR-tof come tax program will affect you make many new friends, and body on 1st Street South this Sat By Pfc. Wallace X. Rawles sonally. CoL Ferch said: “He is figures which will or will not total members of the armed forces. especially the "grade.” urday P. M., and delivered it to Pfc. Hall's Oil Murals ‘‘Love is a smoke made with the a fine soldier.” twenty-one (21). j YANK. The Army Weekly, is Albany. Now please—don’t nobody fum of s c: « " — Shakespeare. Win Officers' Praise publishing a two-page. detailed ■ I hear say that Pvt. Jack (Blow tell me that anything can happen Col. Ferch ’•grew up” with Fort An MP in North Africa writes summary of the tax situation. torch) Greenhouse, painter extra to anybody in Llhany? If it has, Q not too strong’ T r. t all the smokescreens PFC. Carl A. Hali, Regimental .". cairn ar not created by Major Ord. Calif.. Camp White at Med (Dec. 1) the Editor: “Our theme The article will appear in the ordinary. has been commended for Oregonians, will again say "It's V- not too mW! song here now is: ‘ I ’ m dreaming his good work on the Co. mess halls January 27 issue of YANK. Maaqquarters Company 3» rd I: - E..- F. Armstrong and the Chem- ford. Ore., and helped organize this it’s just right. Unusual. ” We just say. “ O nuts. ’ ’ of a Whiite Mistress." post ir. June. 1942. Soldiers everywhere are urged . by his Union. Did they mention fantry. 96th Div., has been one ’ ..rfar Service, We’ve heard to study YANK’s tax article, as anything about back dues. Jack? •i.-r the most ambitious ir. : » eat - r- --y -ary sighing in the Out of the hospital. Corporal Along the line of morale. This army training. In addit • to r..~ •;s -■ ->efore and after the ‘ is an undictated column. So it Lionel Moses shortly will complete it contains information of vital The other day (when zero was importance to all men in uni WASTED duties as a topographical drafts ci -k strikes twelve. But we hasten I pleases this unsinkable old Legion- distribution of American Red I below) two 87-year-old "school OFFICE MACHINE REPAIRS form. man with the Intelligence and Re • : •? defense of the helpless little | naire. who left Washington. D. C„ Cross sweaters to the Post Guard I gir’s” (native Oregonians l were re By holder of Federal and . - f fluff back home by af- the year McKinley was assassinat company, according to Lieut. Hugh connaissance p 1 at o o n, he has State Repair Contracts. loaned him last Nov. 18, we will ported frozen and dying. When in r . - -¡ - f that at least 75 ed. to be able to write, without fear Tonsfeldt. knocked off long enough to paint terviewed. the “kids” opened their Complete Service at take steps that will amaze him. per c • • f them remain faithful some fine murals in the Officer«’ or favor, that he genuinely admires ' t mouths only half way. before they We ’ re going to need that $3 Satur a-d ti. ■ well, blue anyway), the thorough manner in which Capt. Chib, of his regiment. Our sympathies go to anyone in ENGELSTAD’S were interrupted by the reporter, i srhicrs automobili mvw« inSURAhCS These are oil landscapes dt-pict- a.a’.’ mo:.’ .s after the soidier Hale goes to bat for men whe play an Army hospital and we were day night in a Game of Chance! ,,j know said he. “This is a very New location—114 Madison l’HONE 240 ing various phases of a soldier’s sweet! a"t or husband has been hall according to the established pleased no er.d when our hard I Dear Mama: Please send my UNUSUAL weather." gone to the wars. life. rules. Fair play is rewarded at working little chum. PFC Sammy j red velvet earmuffs. The Oregon Pfc. Hall. 21. has plenty if1.' at every turn. One doesn’t get to Haber returned to us under, his own -ain got into the thermometer and ground for his painting. F-- : toL George C. Ferch, executive first base or. a foul ball in this power a day or so ago. has been dripping out the bottom officer f Camp Adair, dropped in game! coming into the army last Oct»- District Mgr. Phone 1142 M Sgt. Gillis Narramore was end. as icicles. Hal! had his own art studio ir. to sw Capt- Julius Hale the other 215 Monroe St., Corvallis, Ore. Your unsinkable son, And the morale of MP Sec SCU visiting in one of the barrack* oc- Detroit. Michigan, where he “ai- day, and to inspect our unit, and PFC WXR. ways painted, ever since I ca we cornered the gallant soldier and 1911 is as high if not higher than cupied by the Horrid Hornets, or perhaps it was the Purple Porcu- “ Colonel, what is any group in the Army. At Guard asked him : - I remember.” I « And he said: “Morale Mount the MP’s present a fine mil pine division. •Upon his graduation from East morale ♦ ♦ I He heard a private trying to ! I is established by the leadership, itary appearance. They maintain Detroit High School. Hali re I I By Cpl. “Dubby” Duboff an art scholarship from the - The good company commander order here and in nearby cities . . . ’ convince a Corporal ttiat he (the • - men and their problems And the way these Mothers' Sons private > was General MacArthur. studi Headquarters Companv, zinger Foundation, the Urg» st I “But who told you that you were and i -• ws a: interest ir. their work. stampede for Katzer.myer’s Kitch SCU 1911 arts school in Detroit. He stud Gen. Ma,.Arthur? ” inquired the High Morale. Morale is en (mess halli at 7:10 A. M. ’ 12 Resu TOOTH there for four years befor- sett . | the ■ 'udt of the men toward noon, and 4:30 P. M_ is a sight Corporal. “Th-.- King of Spain marched up the up his own studio. “God did.” replied the private. hill I their ■ w ; k. They can be enthusi- marvelous to behold The attend POWDER Goes on Forever “I did net’” came a voice from With fifty thousand men. I: the average out- ance at these "ri-daily gastronomi “But no one is ever thr ugh the next bunk. Ti-.e King of Spain then turned a -pecial detail is wanted cal events is 100 per cent! studying .art, ” says Hali—and .n N&rramcre fled! • are ir. their barracks I around continued his schooling at r. _ ■ Pvt. John Flynn. MP checker And marched them down again.” a- t p >1.; ricks are out in the working at day. JUST A HINT. DARLING! T.... ■ go d men have tc champion, won the SCU Nt 1911 Hq. Co. can take it. Led by our At the time he entered the an; • ■ and pick up eigaret complement championship, defeat energetic Lt. Pete A. Lafka. the You may get fat. he was completing a gover: : T - spoils morale. BUT. ing among others. Pfc. Robert Rus- entire Company (oh. many hundred You used to wasn’t; mural for a Kentucky post office, a wi. : the goldbncks are rounded kauff. the crafty and deliberate strong?) double timed it. gas mask, The reason is I landscape scene at which he spe . ..» t:.ey always are eventually, California champion. Flynn now overshoes and all. to the dispersal You daily doesn’t. cialises. area. The boys returned from this at are put to work with the other is playing in the Camp Adair tour —CpL Bob MeKiddy. A soldier since October 31, 1942 . t • the morale goes back nament. gas attack drill, cheerful and happy he has received one promotion u: to a high level.” Could a femme be b-.iiind Sgt. |—that it was all over . . . Smile, Your Buddies Will Tell You hopes for another soon. His w ork Paragraph in an airmail letter Charles U. Paxton’s rapid ascent soldier, these drills msy one day save your life. As for the pas mask, as typographical draftsman s vt: from Private John Grego to a New T: 1 who was a Captain to being the snappiest dressed ■non much to his liking—and he's - : .1 Douglas MacArthur Jersey relative: “Please send «20. com. MP in the company? The think of the muscle it will develop ★ ★ ★ surprised that such things exist in .• ■ A :...- during World War I am no longer Blackjack Champion tailer has done a marvelous job on your NOSE. the army. Naturally, tho. he w ¿nt ' 7 ; N<' r.at- of Camp Adair. The crown went on Charley’s pants, and his coats The other night a Private fell alls ir. the Army. This to a smoothie from Frisco named have been modeled to his hips by to get back to hi.- studio to f .d urA ap...: < rev-rts to leadership. If Doran.” time painting. someone with all the dexterity of a headlong into our Waterless and Fishless Fish Pond. He didn’t get bride in a feather bed. "But first." says Pfc. Hall, “we • e iead-rsrip is good, the fellow 455 Madison Corvallis Pfc. Joseph Pawiecka comes up his feet wet. but came up with a v. n-.-gr.t b-.- ar. S-ball. become« a have a job to do.” Sgt. Henry Beckett r-f Governor’s Lump on his Bump. Will somebody |crack soldier. Someone said that with the information that “Devil's a :'. f 8-baIls had gone to Bu Piano" is Army slang for machine Island. N. Y.. telegraphs the Editor please straighten him out. Diving st-.:- Oregon, during the New gun. Lieut. George Kressaty has as follows: “In your obituary of is done at your own risk, and G. I. Y F uh .- c . This was libelous. been teaching the MP's to play a me or. the front page of the Camp bathing suits will not be issued this | T - mer a : splendid leadership lot of symphonies! Adair Sentry you said I v as 54 season. . . . ASK FOR IT AT YOUR PX Corporals Arthur Roberts and years old. That is correct. I’m On Sal« at All Drug Count«'« a: ■: ; rars a day evacuat- We mourn our loss. . . Comedian, • g • to high ground. There Carl W. Brandt were school teach not 27 years old any longer. I ni after-dinner-speaker, and lovable v a- no grumbling. These men ers in civilian life and remain in just TWICE AS GOOD!” ••v - e tr<- d soldiers assigned to do tellectually pure during their so That’s what we feel. too. Henry. Pfc. Tommy Ryan has been trans By Pvt. Harry Klissner journ here by extra-curricuiar pur- ferred to Y. M. . . . Loyally he re a job. and they did it with a will.” j suit of Higher and Hisher Mathe If that ungrateful little scamp turns every noon hour, and 6 P. M.. Ball Bldg., Corvallis, Oregon The 332nd Quartermaster Depot UNIFORMS ... INSIGNIA ... SUPPLIES F-.reh recalls his Rainbow matics. When the professors re over in Med Sec. 1911 doesn't show . to jibber-jabber in his inimitable Office Phone 470 Co. welcomes Commanding Officer I Division nays with Gen. MacArthur assemble their classes after Vic- up wi-hin 48 hours with the we fashion. The following remarks I L. T. Chelhs 1520 Jefferson St., Corvallis Lt. Donald Burnett 1 from a two week leave or. Monday. hj 'niiiniimiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Regimental Club Is Decorated by Rookie r _________________________ iMilitary Police I IX-LAX W. Guy Parker Out of the HQ. Well Send Your Valentine A Photograph Of Yourself Have it made rt HOWELLS STUDIO 332nd Depot Co. Activities D ke ARMY CASH TAILORS ü= Due back from furloughs during the coming week are S Sgt. Wil liam Trout: Guy Blackmore: Sgt. Ralph Lee: Corporals Lute De frieze: Walter Stellmach: Pv- Clarence Porter, and Dew» y nault. Corporal Arthur Riley returne from his furlough a week ag v;„ Portland. There he met Pfc. Fra’ - eesco Belluci. who didn't ¡nave money to get back to camp. Hi dinero gave out before his time v. a up. Good-hearted Corpora. Ri loaned him the nece i.ry a:i . :. That’s one thing abc-u* t. ■ • this company; th«-! all sti-i; gether ir. an emergency. Post Special Services Office Presents Camp Adair on the Air KOIN-Columbia Broadcasting System Monday Night, January 25—8:30—Field House Show Starts at 8:30 — 9:00 to 9:30 on the Air TH Pvts. George Balta? and J, n Jeien have been appointed as p»-r- maner.t K. P.’s at their wi quest. Sgt. Carl Huges has I, • r- stituting as Mess Sgt. in the sence of S Sgt. Guy Blackm» who has been on furlougr ming for the past tv. w»-» 96th DIVISION -r. • i Two of our boys. Pfc. Ben Er w: and Joseph Farkas, return»- . the hospital. Still in confine; are Pvts Everett Willman a- ter Clin» . All the bo- hav. . . praise /or the work that the Red Cros« is doing at the Sta* ,r. fl pital in order to cheer th- i Members of our compar- u bivouack every week at pi On top of that the boys go ■ hikes every day to get them ii dition. In time they will tak» eve longer hikes without noticing too much. At first many con - plaints were heard regarding ■ ters and sore backs, but the boj are gradually becoming tougher through this training program. Black Out Blitz Without elaboration the f<,’¡ow ing tale is considered to rate am»,ng first ten of those to come out of the siege to date: During a heavy air blitz on Lon don an excited air raid warder stuck his head into a dark pubic shelter and yelled, “Are there any expectant moth ers down there?” After a pause a cool feminine voice replied, “Well afiei all. Mister, we’ve only been down here a few minutes.” HÏ1 < Presents The 96th BEAUTY SQUAD Hula Dancers Midge Hampton Penney Jean Read Vocal Trio Norma Jean Hibbs Roselle Lind Dorothy Walker Comedienne Norma Hedberg Wizard of the Banjo Pvt. Forsland Victory Quartet Àccordian Trio CpI. Herauf Pvt. Franchino Pvt. Ziemet Sgt. CpI. CpI. Pvt. Higgins Rondell Bloor Dalton 96th Div. Infantry Band Direction W. 0. Krog Scat Trio Pvt. Norum Pvt. Miffin CpI. King (at Base Fiddle) Return Engagement Carol Worth (Miss Oregon) Talent Under Direction of Lt. Robert J. Barrett FIELD HOUSE Monday Eve, 8:30 - Jan. 25