Page Sût j ■ ■ ' i ■ ■ i Out of the HQ. Well Sgt. Paul McCormick, the man I (in Jew-Irish dialect) made him famous. "Warrr is Hell.” "I’ll who always has something happen ; Put Two Dollarrrs on that Carril ' to him every Sentry week, is in a | “Where is Master!uu Sgt. Crow - rut. This reporter (no cracks ley?” Here’s hoping Tommy, tha’ I please) personally picked up the ! you make many new friends, and body on 1st Street South this Sat­ urday P. M., and delivered it to especially the “grade.” Albany. Now please---don’t nobody I hear say that Pvt. Jack (Blow­ ti ll me that anything can happen torch) Greenhouse, painter extra­ to anybody in Albany? If it has, ordinary, has been commended for Oregonians, will again say “It's his good work on the Co. mess halls Unusual.” We just say, “O nuts.” by his Union. Did they mention anything about back dues. Jack? The other day (when zero was below) two 87-year-old “school girls” (native Oregonians) were re­ ported frozen and dying. When in­ terviewed, the "kids” opened their mouths only half way, before they were interrupted by the reporter. “I know,” said he, "This is a very UNUSUAL weather. Corporal Arthur Riley returned from hia furlough a week ago via Portland. There lie met Pfc. !■ ran cesco Belluci, who didn't huve money to get back to camp. His diner» gave out before his time wn up. Good-hearted Corporal Riley loaned him the necessary amount That's one thing alx>ut the boy in thia company; thel nil ■tick to gether in an emergency. ENGELSTAD’S New location—414 Madiaoa PHONE 240 W. Guy Parker District Mgr. Phone 1142 215 Monroe St., Corvallis, Ore. Send Your Valentine Black Out Blitz Without elaboration the follow ing tale is considered to rate among first ten of those to conn out • f the siege to date: During a heavy air blitz on Ixm don an excited air raid warden •tuck hia bead Into a dark public shelter and yelled, “Ara there any expectant moth era down there?” After a pause a cool feminine Voice replied, “Well after all. Mister, we've only been down here a few minutes,” 51 g nr A Photograph TOOTH POWDER Of Yourself Ii :: Have it made COMMENDED ST DENTISTS GENERALLY Your Buddies HOWELLS STUDIO 455 Madison Corvallis ASK FOR IT AT YOUR PX On Sale at All Drug Counters Dr A5 Morkcr ARMY CASH TAILORS Ball Bldg., Corvallis, Oregon Office Phone 470 UNIFORMS ... INSIGNIA ... SUPPLIES L. T. ChelMs 1520 Jefferson St., Corvallis Camp Adair on the Air KOIN-Columbia Broadcasting System * , I a I Monday Night- January 25—8:30—Field House Show Starts at 8:30 — 9:00 to 9:30 on the Air THE 96th DIVISION Sgt. Carl Huge* han been sub­ stituting as Mess Sgt. In the ab- scuce of S Sgt. Guy Blackmon*, who has been on furlough in Wyo »nog for the past two Weeks Members of our Mmpany . bivouack every week at pn On top of that the boy s v ■ ■ bikes every day to get them i. ditlon In time they will take ever longer hikes without noticing t U h > much. Al first many i • plaints were heard regardiuv I h-- tera «nd «Ore hacks, but the I" •re gradually becoming ton ' i through thia training program not too strong! 7 not too mild! i j it’s just right! I A» « frfCMl‘0*' Ult Jme-'«J- Post Special Services Office Presents Pvts. George Baltas and John Jelen have been appointed as pet manent K P.’s at their own r< quest. Two of our boys, Pfc Rm Brown and Joseph Farkas, returned from the hospital. Still in confinement are Pvts. Everett Willman and 1 ter Cline. All the boys have high praise for the work that th. R< I Croes is doing at the Station IL pital in order to cheer the boys up EX-LAX WANTED OFFICE MACHINE REPAIRS By holder of Federal and State Repair Contract«. Complete Service at 332nd Depot Co. Activities Due back from furloughs during the coming week art* S Sgt. Wil­ liam Trout; Guy Blackmore; Sgt Ralph Lee; Corporuls Lute De frieze; Walter Stellmach; Pvts. Clarence Porter, and Dewey Ch<- nault. Presents The 96th BEA UTY SQUAD Hula Dancers Midge Hampton Penney Jean Read Vocal Trio Norma Jean Hibbs Roselle Lind Dorothy Walker * 1 —--------------------- i by saying that MacArthur “never tory, it is suggested to the pupils DEEP IN THE HURT Military Police wofe a steel helmet, and was al­ that they come to school with their OF TAXES ways out in front near the outpost dime banks as well as the customar- Barracks Banter For ail G.I.’s who have been lines.” And of Gen. Henri Giraud, little red apples . . . And the pupil­ i-------------------------------- the new high commissioner of will have to be pretty agile to beat , wondering how this year’s in­ By Pfc. Wallace X. Rawles North Africa, whom he knows per­ their Masters in the compilation of ' come tax program will affect members of the armed forces, sonally, Col. Ferch said: "He is figures which will or will not tota Pfc. Hall's Oil Murals “ Love is a smoke made with the YANK, The Army Weekly, is twenty-one (21). a fine soldier. ” publishing a two-page, detailed Win Officers' Praise fume of sighs.”- Shakespeare. An .MP in North Africa writes summary of the tax situation. Col. Ferch “grew up” with Fort Thus, not al! the smokescreens PFC. Carl A. Hall, Regimental in camp are not created by Major Ord, Calif., Camp White at Med­ (Dec. 1) the Editor: “Our theme The article will appear in the Headquarters Company, 383ril In­ Karl F. Armstrong and the Chem- ford, Ore., and helped organize this song here now ia: 'I’m dreaming January 27 issue of YANK. of a Whiite Mistress.” Soldiers everywhere are urged fantry. 96th Div., has l»een one of ical Warfare Service. We’ve heard post in June, 1942. to study YANK's tax article, as the most ambitious in his early ' pretty heavy sighing in the Out of the hospital. Corporal Along the line of morale. This army training. In addition to hi I rracks both before and after the is an undictated column. So it Lionel Moses shortly will complete it contains information of vital duties as a topographical draft-- die I a"d to inspect our unit, and PFC WXR. ways painted, ever since I can w ' "rm-red the gallant soldier and 1911 is as high if not higher than ' cupied by the Horrid Hornets, or any group in the Army. At Guard perhaps it was the Purple Porcu- . a ked him: “ Colonel, what is remember." ' Upon his graduation from East morale?” And he said: “Morale Mount the MP’s present a fine mil- P'ue division. He heard a private trying to Detroit High School, Hall received ' I 'hli-lii-il by the hadersbip. itary appearance. They maintain By Cpl. “Dubby” Duboff an art scholarship from the Mein Tie good company commander order here and in nearby cities . . . convince a Corpora] that he (the Headquarters Company, singer Foundation, the largest fine tudi- his men and their problems And the way these Mothers’ Sons private) was General MacArthur. "But who told you that you were • SCU 1911 nn interest in their work. stampede for Katzenmyer's Kitch­ arts school in Detroit. He studied n I Gen. MacArthur?” inquired the li-'Huli High Morale. Morale ia en (mesB hall) at 7:10 A. M. ‘ 12 I there for four years before -ettim- "The King of Spain marched up the 'li. altitude of the men toward noon, and 4:30 P. M., is a sight .' Corporal. up his own studio. “God did,” replied the private. hill ii work. They can be enthusi- marvelous to behold The attend­ Goes on Forever "I did not!” came a voice from With fifty thousand men. : or lurly. In the average out- ance at these tri-dnily gastronomi­ “But no one is ever through I the next bunk. The King of Spain then turned lien a pecial detail is wanted cal events is 1(M) per cent! studying art. says Hull ami I ■ rood men are in their barracks Narramore fled! around continued his schooling at tie ht j t)„, v„|,|bricka are out in the Pvt. John Flynn, MP checker And marched them down again.” JUST A HINT, DARLING! working at day. Thus, the gisgl men have to champion, won the SCU No. 1911 Hq. Co. can take it. Led by our At the time he entered the armi ,, (|iteh. lind up eiguret complement championship, defeat­ energetic Lt. Pete A. Lafka, the You may get fat, he was completing a government |„ '1 |H. spoils morale. BUT, ing among others, Pfc. Robert Rus- entire Company (oh, many hundred You used to wasn’t; mural for a Kentucky post office, a ... „ the goldbricks are rounded kauff, the crafty and deliberate strong?) double timed it, gas mask, The reason is overshoes and all, to the dispersal landscape acene at which he spe You daily doesn't. • ; < they always are eventually, California champion. Flynn now area. The boys returned from this cializes. —Cpl. Bob MeKiddy. n d arc put to work with the other is playing in the Camp Adair tour­ gas attack drill, cheerful and happy A soldier since October 31, 1942, old it i . then the morale goes buck nament. he has received one promotion and to u high level." Could a femme be behind Sgt. —that it was all over . . . Smile, hopes for another soon. His work Paragraph in an airmail letter Charles U. Paxton’s rapid ascent soldier, these drills may one day as typographical draftsman is very The Colonel, who was a Captain from Private John Grego to a New to being the snappiest dressed non­ save your life. As for the gas mask, much to his liking—and he's .--till :■ I r ,,i il Douglas MacArthur Jersey relative: "Please send $20. com. MP in the company? The think of the muscle it will develop surprised that such things exist in in II. Argonne during World War I urn no longer Blackjack Champion tailer has done a marvelous job on your NOS?!. the army. Naturally, tho, he wants I also mid: ’‘There are NO nat­ of Camp Aduir. The crown went on Charley's pants, and his coats The other night a Private fell to get back to his studio t<> ful! ural 8-ballH in the Army. This to a smoothie from Frisco named have been modeled to his hips by aimin'-1 reverts to leadership. If Doran.” someone with all the dexterity of a headlong into our Waterless and time painting. Fishless Fish Pond. He didn't get bride in a feather bed. "But first,” says Pfc. Hull. "we th. leader hip is good, the fellow his feet wet, but came up with a Pfc. Joseph Pawlecka comes up wl.o line lit lie an H-ball, becomes a have a job to do." Sgt. Henry Beckett of Governor’.« Lump on his Bump. Will somebody i riiek oldier. Someone said that with the information that "Devil’s a flock of 8 balls had gone to Eu- Piano” is Army slang for machine Island. N. Y., telegraphs the Editor J please straighten him out. Diving g, . e. Oregon, during the New gun. Lieut. George Kressaty has as follows: “In your obituary of is done at your own risk, and G. I. Y ii . i Hood. This was libelous. been teaching the MP’s to play a me on the front page of the Camp bathing suits will not be issued this Adair Sentry you said I was 54 season. . . . Tin ■ mvii had splendid leadership lot of symphonies! I Corporals Arthur Roberts anil years old. That is correct. I’m and spent 24 hours a day evacuat- We mourn our loss. . . Comedian, n civilian to high ground. There Carl W. Brandt were school teach­ nut 27 years old any longer. I'm after-dinner-speaker, and lovable Was no grumbling. These men ers in civilian life and remain in­ just TWICE AS GOOD!” Tluit's what we feel, too, Henry. Pfc. Tommy Ryan has been trans­ wei. ■ nod oldiers assigned to do tellectually pure during their so­ By Pvt. Harry K Hanner ferred to Y. M. . . . Loyally he re­ journ here by extra-curricular pur­ a joli, ami they did it with a will.” If that ungrateful little lacawp turns every noon hour, and 6 P. M., suit of Higher and Higher Mathe­ The 332nd Quartermaster Depot Col. I\i eh recalls his Rainbow matics. When tbti professors re­ over in Med Sec. 1911 doesn’t show to jibber-jabber in his inimitable Co. welcomes Commanding Olfii i r Dr>. ci da', with Gen. MacArthur assemble their classes after Vic- up within 48 hours with the $3 we fashion. The following remarks Lt. Donald Burnett, who returned from a two week leave on .Monday. Regimental Club Is Decorated by Rookie J Laiup Auair ¿Sentíy lìmi Jay, January 21, IV ¡3. Comedienne Norma Hedberg Victory Quartet Sgt. Higgins CpI. Rondell CpI. Bloor Pvt. Dalton Wizard of the Banjo Pvt. Forsland Accordion Trio CpI. Herauf Pvt. Franchino Pvt. Ziemet 96th Div. Infantry Band Direction W. O. Krog Scat Trio Pvt. Norum Pvt. Miffin CpI. King (at Base Fiddle) Return Engagement Carol Worth (Miss Oregon) Talent Under Direction of Lt. Robert J. Borrett FIELD HOUSE Monday Eve, 8:30 - Jan. 25 Irli